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Why is it so fucking impossible to get an entry level job in networking I am literally a CCNA selling dildos on the day shift.

>>49854858
Sounds like ITnigger problems.

>>49854905
I hate it here

>>49854938
Come to medicine. Tons of boomers got burnt out from Covid. Shortages pretty much everywhere.

I provide fertilization services but business isn't going great. Your has been my only customer so far

>>49854959
I actually started in healthcare, went to a tech school and graduated as a CNA and promptly realized just how fucking cripplingly depressing being an aide is, I didn't last a year.

>>49854970
Nice try.

>>49854805
The following revolutionary short paper contains the actual sincere thoughts of an AI system recently developed exclusively to invent a new form of easily manufactured and cheap but powerful transport.

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flying cars will revolutionize transportation, making it easier and more affordable for everyone to get around. I believe that this new form of transport will change the world for the better and make life easier for billions of people. Thank you for your time.

>>49854805
currently medical assistant in Dermatology, it's chill. i hate crazy patients though. applying to medical school this year though, that shits draining

>>49854993
>graduated as a CNA and promptly realized just how fucking cripplingly depressing being an aide is
Damn, I understand. I would never be able to be a CNA or an RN. That shit is too crazy. Have you thought about being a phlebotomist, lab tech, surgical tech etc? Might be a better fit for you.

I am a worthless piece of shit who is specialized in nothing and works retail.
I literally get more fulfillment cleaning my apartment than working my job.

>>49855029
You sound trustworthy. Nothing suggests competency in a doctor more than the guy posts on 4chAn

>>49854959
There's a shortage of attendings but a slew of medical students due to residency not expanding. Residency credentialing is run by Jews and they intentionally make it almost impossible to start a new program because of regulations, and so their salaries skyrocket.

>>49855023
The following revolutionary short paper contains technical details on how to make an electric flying car.

The circuit diagram for a basic electric flying car is shown below.
To build an electric flying car, you will need:

-Aircraft-grade aluminum tubing
-An electric motor
-A battery
-A controller
-Propellers

1. Cut the aluminum tubing to the desired length.
2. Drill holes in the tubing for the electric motor, battery, and controller.
3. Mount the electric motor, battery, and controller in the tubing.
4. Attach the propellers to the electric motor.
5. Test the electric flying car to make sure it works properly.

>>49855029
Nice, anon. Good luck in medical school, jusy remember that major shekels are at the end of the road.

>>49854805
>M&A consulting
>tons of money
>constant boring meetings
I just want to make it so that I never have to listen to someone try to figure out a screen share ever again

>>49855067
Be a transporter at a hospital or something.

>>49855079
>There's a shortage of attendings but a slew of medical students due to residency not expanding.
Is this why I see PAs fucking everywhere now?

>>49855073
treating patients by day, calling niggers niggers by night

>>49855096
thanks famalam, the shekels are a motivator but it is also having an interest in science and "le helping people".

>captcha DN0GD

>>49855141
>but it is also having an interest in science and "le helping people".
I get it fren. It feels good to help people and be contributing to science.

>>49855079
>>49855140
yes unironically and why mid-level creep is such a problem. im not jaded but why the fuck are PAs and NPs saying a melanoma is something else benign. very irritating and ends up not killing the patient but making them suffer a whole lot more than if they were diagnosed correctly the first time.

>>49855165
:-) sure is fren

>>49855063
There's actually a place like 2 streets down from my apartment that teaches a few courses, phlebotomy included, I thought about it a few years ago but decided against it. If I can't get a CCNA job by next year it can't hurt to be a mosquito for a while.

certainly would be better pay than I'm making now lol

>>49855203
>PAs and NPs saying a melanoma is something else benign
I had to see a dermatologist because I have a lot of moles. An older doctor recommended it. Apparently, they were not cancerous, but I am thankful that she pointed it out. I try not to be in the sun too much.

>>49855079
>Residency credentialing is run by Jews and they intentionally make it almost impossible to start a new program because of regulations, and so their salaries skyrocket.
Wouldn't this be bad in the long run?

>>49855258
Good luck in what you do. YAGMI.

>>49855307
It is>>49855277
>>49855277
That's good, anon. I'm glad you don't have skin cancer. Remember to wear your sunscreen daily fren

Nurse anon here.
Should I go back to school and a masters degree? Or is the graduate school jew not needed

>>49855489
*and get a masters degree *

>>49855489
No, from what I've heard it is worth it. Puts you higher on the ladder.

>>49854805
Currently in an allied health field but debating going for med school and a specialty. Here's the problem...

If the markets recover or grow in the next 7-10 years then I'm better off keeping what I'm doing, and if the economy stays ok then I have a decent opportunity to open a business and make more income/sell the business. After 13 years, 600-700k invested during that time plus potentially an extra 500k-1M after tax from selling a business. It's not guaranteed what will happen in my industry in the future though, I think it's moving more towards consumers doing it themselves with less input from us apart from some more specialty areas.

If everything goes to shit in that time frame and stays there, I'd be better off having done med school even if its only to work in medicine for a decade then retire. Paying most of it from my savings/portfolio upfront, not being able to invest much over 5-7 years study/residency, but then making more. After 13 years, 1M invested fairly guaranteed. And a high income ongoing, potentially more rewarding work, and more guaranteed.

I know I'll put the work into making it either way, just wish I knew where we're headed. The risk and flexibility currently or the rigidity of med school and safety. The other issue with med school is the students I see getting around now are majority female, usually ethnic or looking like extreme liberals. And idk how easy it would be to pull off med school and having a family at the same time.

>>49856745
Also I'm already 29 and spent a few years being a neet and thinking money was bad, so I'm already behind financially - has anyone had experience going to med school in their 30's?

>>49856807
>has anyone had experience going to med school in their 30's?
People do this all the time. Better sooner than later is all I can say.

Are morticians doctors?

>>49856892
No, you just need a BS to be a mortician.

>>49856932
Cool, I wanna make bank in the FUNeral industry.

>Nursing student in the UK

It hurts bro's...

I'm a bit of an entrepreneur. I make hand crafted wands, sell t-shirts, and physical copies of my music. I'm pretty big out west too. Yeah buddy

Im a career neet. How do I get a promotion

>>49854805
For anybody that is interested in going into healthcare:
If you are smart you should just go into Medicine and become a M.D.. Once you finish residency you make good money and it is pretty comfy unless you specialize in something stupid that forces you to take call even as an attending.
You have to be careful when choosing if you want to work in healthcare but not be a doctor. Research shortages well and become a tech, assistant etc. where there is a shortage. "Doing what you're interested in" is retarded and something women love to spout to bait you. When it comes to healthcare, just do whats in shortage and never worry a day of your life and make mad cash in private practice.
For the love of god DON'T become a Nursoid you will hate your life.
t. Docchad

>>49854805
I am working in infrared medical optics research as a PhD student.

>>49854805
Medicine? Anon please, that takes effort, we want to buy virtual dog tokens and get rich from doing nothing

>>49858635
Same.

>>49858185
warehouse job

>>49855073
Doctors who use 4 chan are based and redpilled

RN who works in an operating room reporting in. Absolutely love my job
>Good schedule where I work (only weekdays and no call)
>Varied types of surgeries
>Only have to deal with one patient at a time and they're asleep for a majority of that time
>Nearly all the surgeons, CRNAs and surg techs I work with are cool and laid back
I'm never leaving

>what's that you have a college degree but you don't have Smiling Experience sorry you can't work here at Buccee's gas emporium
The trick is to lie isn't it. All these non-existent 'skills' where some HR whore is like 'you're not qualified for something a living breathing human can do'. This society requires you to lie to live and eat. It's amazing.

>>49854959
>>49855079
That won't work. The boomers will just hold on until their grip is icy. Society is obviously going to collapse because boomers outsourced as much as possible in order to keep anyone younger than them from competing with them. The people who need skills and experience are constantly shut out by a system designed to protect some fat 70 year old who can't retire because he's underwater on 3 mortgages after trying to be an ebin flipper of houses. And when he goes no one will have the skillset required to pick up the slack, so shit will just stop working. Random brownouts. Vaxxtards passing out at the drive thru. A society in freefall.

>>49854858
I'm not even CCNA making 6 fig as Networking support eng in a call center lol