/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49854076
me fucking your mom lol

>>49854076
BTC dominance rise to 80% decimating all alts before crypto winter

Ukraine and Russia making peace in acceptable terms to the rest of the world

When the fed declares victory on taming inflation by simply moving the goalposts from 2% target inflation to 10%. Retards won't bat an eye because muh 401k is growing with inflation.

>>49854076
The Fed pivots and the doomer bubble pops. Bobo euphoria will turn into FOMO. Stocks and crypto will have a historic rally

>>49854152
>>49854118
>>49854101
>We are allegedly in a V shaped recovery and none of these have happened "yet"

Still waiting.

>>49854076
Lunc burn.

>>49854076
It's going to be a reverse V

>>49854076
covid wasn't a catalyst yet it still bounced from 3.5k

>>49854076
ez
This whale gets liquidated
>https://twitter.com/HsakaTrades/status/1538256772892352512/photo/2
ETH price dumps hard. Other coins/tokens follow somewhat as well. Whales get their entry points triggered, start buying hard. Normies follow after.
Every big dump has been something like this.

>>49854086
Hurry up and do it then

>>49854220
The fed printing infinite money and saying they would not allow markets to fall further was though. Fucking retard.

>>49854086
Bazinga!

>>49854191
not one single person you replied to claimed we are actively in a V shaped recovery, and your post's smug midwittery reeks of plebbit

>>49854076
Are you retarded? Money printing. Money printing has always been the catalyst.

>>49854303
>uhhhhh they didn't uhhhh claim uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck off retard. It's either
1. Implied by the fact they replied to this thread in the first place
2. Not my problem that they (as well as you) are likely to have a 3rd grade reading comprehension.

Spoiler Alert: it's 2.

>>49854317
They aren't printing any more money than they were in addition to BP hikes and the removal of QE in favor of QT.
Are you?

JPM head of trading desk, Elan Luger "I think we are past inflation at this point. The only thing confirmed yesterday is that the Fed will to do whatever it takes to get inflation back to target. If that means slowing the economy to a halt and crashing the stock market, so be it"

>>49854410
???
I never claimed there will be a V-Shaped recovery you moron. There will be if they start printing again but obviously they aren't now.

The economy isn't a math equation, its a game of poker where everyone else is a hostile player. This includes the banks and the fed and any other party you can imagine. The fed raised rates, and according to the rules of the economy that means we're in for a recession. And thats exactly why that won't happen. The trap that retail investors fall into most reliably is the trap of rationality. They think the economy follows the rules that krugman wrote about in their econ textbook. But what the economy really is, is a system of soft slavery. They've created a system of slaver that is so complex and based on voluntary engagement that people think its fair. Its why every year people are getting poorer, having lower quality of life, having to work longer, postpone having kids or buying a house ect. This is the system functioning as intended, it isn't a flaw.

So anytime that they make a move like raising rates or QE or blackrock starts buying up homes very publically, assume that they're luring rational retail investors into a trap. The feds raised rates, but the market rebounded. Why do you think that is? Its not because the market has confidence that inflation would be curtailed, increasing stock market prices IS inflation. It went up because the fed is raising rates with one and and printing money with the other. I don't know if this is a shakeout, but all the rational thinkers believe its the beginning of a depression and you should always do the opposite of what your rationality tells you in the clown market.

>>49854488
So QE is gonna stop and they really will do QT or are they lying about that too?

>>49854076
OPEC adopts Bitcoin for payments

>>49854383
you framed it as a hypothetical, good lord you're an angry sort. Is this supposed to impress and intimidate? it comes off as sad

>>49854581
trust your gut

>>49854191
who says we're in a V shaped recovery retard?

>>49854076
Ukraine war over and inflation peaking

>>49854751
don't bother, he is a phone-posting child pitching a fit for (you)s

>>49854760
I don't think that would be true. Ukraine war is over and Russia is still a pariah? Well, Goods can ship, but Ukraine is broken at this point, so their grain shipments wouldn't be a priority for the country. With the sanctions on Russia being in place that means all their resources aren't going on the open market

>>49854458
YOU LITERALLY CAN NOT FUCKING READ

>>49854751
Half this board
>>49854710
>half the board spergs v shaped recovery has happened
>I framed it as a hypothetical
Pls kys. This entire board can barely read none of you are ever going to make it.