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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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Anime

>> No.49848347

>>49848299
ihave coomed to her so many times

>> No.49848360
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Whats your favorite Blue bell ice cream flavor? I got cookies and cream for my first time and its breddy good.
>>49848300
Should it? Should the US promote a European army instead, and then become isolationist? I think so honestly.
>>49848347
>cooming to anime vs a human
I will never understand you people

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Listen up, its time to talk about SIGA.

>> No.49848390

>>49848360
>>cooming to anime vs a human
OP posted a human are u ok anon?

>> No.49848458

>>49848390
mb I thought you linked the anime chick. ill take that L.
>>49848384
so does that mean you can technically have 15k worth of ibonds per year?
what is the advantage of ibonds vs anything else, just that it cant go below 0% return?

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someone more talented than me photoshop a 'margin call' on the phone please ty

>> No.49848486

>>49848360

> favorite Blue bell ice cream flavor

Häagen-Dazs vanilla. Literally every other brand has gum and shit. Nasty.

>> No.49848514

>>49848360
>>cooming to anime vs a human
>I will never understand you people
I don’t get it either. I jerked off fo hentai when I was a kid. I just don’t get aroused by cartoons anymore. How did it not fade away as they aged? It’s fine if it’s not pedo, I just don’t see the turn on.

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I'll be honest. I'm more into frozen yogurt than ice cream.

>> No.49848570 [DELETED] 

Well well well.
Texas Republicans declare Biden election illegitimate.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/texas-republicans-declare-biden-election-illegitimate-despite-evidence-2022-06-19/

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>>49848562
I like gelato

>> No.49848590

>>49848480
It's better the way it is with the mom calling though.

>> No.49848601

i hate anime

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>>49848570
We all know it was, anon. Nothing will be done about it though, so it simply doesn’t matter.

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this is art

>> No.49848630

>>49848458
It's a guaranteed 9.62% nominal rate of return for 6 months if you buy them right now. What other asset will perform that well with zero downside risk?

>>49848360
My favorite Blue Bell flavor is Listeria.
I just get the HEB stuff. It's better anyway.

>> No.49848635

>>49848360
europe is not your friend either

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Reminder that women are dumb. Don't take their advice.

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>>49848616
IIRC Jerome Powell was appointed by trump

>> No.49848686

>>49848590
I hate that I agree with a self admitted jew so much here. god damnit.
>>49848630
>It's a guaranteed 9.62% nominal rate of return for 6 months if you buy them right now. What other asset will perform that well with zero downside risk?
so 10 direct limit purchase, but I can roll my tax return into 5k worth? is that what I understand?
>>49848635
>europe is not your friend either
yes I know. thats why the US shouldnt be over there defending them. I think the US should become more isolationist and let the european pigs fend for themselves. We have our own continent to take ove- I mean 'defend'

>> No.49848695

>>49848486
Haagen dazs matcha green tea is the absolute GOAT ice cream

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I dont want elon or any californian in the republican party. You dont get to participate in the destruction from the left then jump to the right and try and change the party.

>> No.49848725

>>49848630
The heebs are making good ice cream? I thought the majority of kikes were lactose intolerant.

>> No.49848738

>>49848630
>It's a guaranteed 9.62% nominal rate of return for 6 months if you buy them right now. What other asset will perform that well with zero downside risk?
thats great, never knew about this

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>>49848299
>search reddit for monkeypoz news
>last result was 13 days ago
>search reddit for SIGA
>only 2 posts in entire history of wallstreetbets
SIGA bros.. are we really this early??

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>>49848570
>Jan. 6, 2021 attack
>calls homosexuality an "abnormal lifestyle choice."
Lefty reporting is both cringe and gay.

>> No.49848741

what do we think about shorting reits? too late to bother and all the smart kids already did this, or still plenty of room for them to continue dumping?

>> No.49848756 [DELETED] 

>>49848699
Hes not going to be a Republican. My prediction that I am making up as I type this is he will endorse them in 2024 because lmao wtf are they doing. Then he will endorse Yang and the forward party. They will split the vote and end the democratic party.

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Here's SPY/(1+USCPI). The 200 week simple moving average had been an almost perfect straight line until the sickness.

>> No.49848765 [DELETED] 

>>49848756
Didnt he just vote for a republican?

>> No.49848766 [DELETED] 

>>49848739
its insane how much extra shit they throw into this article to give their readers a prepackaged narrative to follow

>> No.49848772

>>49848299

>> No.49848778

>>49848686
I wouldn't say you can "roll" your tax return into it. You have to specifically request to receive your tax return in the form of I bonds at the time of filing your taxes on form 8888. Can't do it after the fact.
Other than that, you've got it.

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Who the FUCK is buying that much puts ???
Put and call ratio at 2.9, never seen that

>> No.49848785

>>49848686
the US is "defending" (lmao) the EU because europe is relevant to its security interests.

>> No.49848788

>be me
>have inflation fetish
>go to the store to buy some bread
>see the price has risen by $0.50
>get so hard I can't even walk straight

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>>49848725
>>49848695

haagen dazs was started by a jew

>> No.49848795 [DELETED] 

>>49848756
Who the fuck is Yang?

>> No.49848806

>>49848664
I hope she loses everything and has to suck dick for money

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27 and I make $97k total comp… is it over for me? Not trying to brag, in a mcol area.

>> No.49848820 [DELETED] 

>>49848795
A democratic candidate who supported universal basic income for Amerimutts.

>> No.49848843 [DELETED] 

>>49848667
Trump is part of it too. Look who he pardoned while in office. The whole thing is a sham.

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That poomp on thE USD has my titties DIAMONDS

>> No.49848861 [DELETED] 

>>49848765
He said hes switching and hes going to vote DeSantis next election.
>>49848795
The asian guy who wanted to give people free money

>> No.49848866

>>49848785
potato potato. US + canada + mexico is big enough to trade independently

>> No.49848867

>>49848740
Yes. It's going to be this easier sister.
1. All in on gaysex
2. Gaysex lockdown
3.market dies siga survives
4. Slurp cheapies with siga profit
5. Retire to Thailand to have a gaysex with qt ladyboys

>> No.49848869 [DELETED] 

>>49848820
Got it, so a yellow and more incel looking Bernie Sanders.

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>>49848699
>>49848739
>>49848766
What? The stock markets closed so all the retarded poor people came here today?

>> No.49848895

>>49848664
Volcker was from a different era, we've had artificially low interest rates for decades now

>> No.49848897 [DELETED] 

>>49848861
Weird. DeSantis said he wont run if Trump does. Poor Elon.

>> No.49848911 [DELETED] 

>>49848699
Anon, most of California is conservative geographically. We’re just outnumbered in major cities by blacks and well to do whites with some kind of masochistic complex. The spice would vote red tomorrow if the republicans vowed not to deport them. They don’t like nogs either.

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>>49848795
He's a chinese communist that wanted to give everybody $1000 a month as a freedom dividend, like it wouldn't lead to inflation or anything.

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>>49848889
youre the retard if you dont immediately see what im talking about when you read that article

>> No.49848924 [DELETED] 

>>49848756
>Then he will endorse Yang and the forward party. They will split the vote and end the democratic party.
No one gives a fuck about Yang anymore

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>>49848867
im gay but have been celibate due to how fucked up gay "culture" is. i feel like god is offering repayment for my hardships

>> No.49848937 [DELETED] 

>>49848911
>the spice vote
i actually like this lol

>> No.49848938

On a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the max, how retarded is it to say that the runaway housing market we've seen in recent years is a product of institutional investors fleeing inflation and an imminent market crash by parking their money in assets that are guaranteed to still appreciate over the long term (real estate)?

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>>49848918
Cool beans.

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>>49848911
Yah, im gonna need your definition of 'conservative' yah pinko commie

>> No.49848970 [DELETED] 

>>49848911
>They don’t like nogs either.
not even the nigs like the nogs. why do you think they're shooting each other like every single day.

>> No.49848986

>my friend only buys etfs
>VTI VXUS and BND
>owns 12,000 companies and the entire bond market
>worries about the market
how do I convince him to no longer be retarded?

>> No.49848992

>>49848895
He got death threats and had to have bodyguars protect him everywhere. Great man, to bad we can't have that nowadays.

>> No.49849002

>>49848938
lots of international (chink) money fled to US real estate as well

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>>49848961
im jewish and i hate /pol/

>Texas Republicans declare Biden election illegitimate, despite evidence
>Reuters
>WASHINGTON, June 19 (Reuters) - Republicans in Texas formally rejected President Joe Biden's election in 2020 as illegitimate and voted in a state-wide convention that wrapped up this weekend on a party platform that calls homosexuality an "abnormal lifestyle choice."

why did they throw that part about gays in?
seriously can you explain it besides 'uhh we need to tell them who the bad guys are!!!'

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>>49848986
Tell him hes doing a great job. Time in the market beats timing the market.

>> No.49849028

>>49849002
But that's just them fleeing their own imminent housing crash and parking their money in assets they actually own as opposed to being held on lease from the state.

>> No.49849034
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Gazprom is at an ATH, and I'm up 4% YTD, but fucking Putin won't let me sell, so it's all virtual, AAARGH.

>mfw a shitton of roubles in dividend
>wtf am I even going to do with roubles
>why can't they just make a physical dividend like those meme silver mines.
>56000m^3 of natural gas delivered straight home

>> No.49849036

>>49848664
>reeee I have to do my job now.

>> No.49849038 [DELETED] 

>>49848795
Triple leverage china bear etf
>YANG GANG

>> No.49849043

>>49848986
show him the 10000 year drift on stock returns and that there's nothing to worry about in the long term

>> No.49849057

>>49849034
>ATH,
>>49849034
>up 4%
What an odd bunch /smg/ is

>> No.49849084 [DELETED] 

>>49849011
It tells you how idiotic they are. Homosexuality may be degenerate or sinful, but seriously, who believes it’s a choice? The same people who think Trump won.

>> No.49849090

>>49849057
Buy high, sell low. Buy low, sell lower.

>> No.49849109

>>49848514
I've devolved into enough of a cumbrain that more than half the time I use porn that can't exist in real life like futa, TSF, or slimegirls. I do still use normal porn like solo nudes of women or women masturbating some of the time, so I'm not completely gone, but that's still too little.

>> No.49849120 [DELETED] 

>>49849084
being gay is literally abnormal though

>> No.49849122 [DELETED] 

>>49848911
You're right about the spic vote, I don't know how Democrats managed to lose them but they fucking did it
I think they'll be seen as a swing demographic now

>> No.49849125 [DELETED] 

>>49848966
Pledge of allegiance in schools
Ban BLM/LGBTQ propaganda
Ban diversity hiring
Hiring done based on a meritocracy
Wall off the boarder
Deport anyone that gets past it immediately
Bring back vagrancy laws and imprison those who break them
Bulldoze every homeless encampment
Drug testing for financial assistance
I could go on.

>> No.49849128 [DELETED] 

>>49848936
I wish you luck in your search for a long term monogamous relationship anon.

>> No.49849132

>>49849090
>sell
I don't think so, people here are perpetual bagholders

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Bros, i have done nothing constructive today. Is this the proper way to celebrate Popeyes Chicken Day?

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>>49849057
I mistyped, I'm 40% up YTD. Then again, I would be OK with 4% too, since that'd still overperform the market by like 25%.

I bought gazprom last year, and upsized my position just before the actual invasion. Than fucking picrel decided I can't sell.

>> No.49849167 [DELETED] 

>>49849120
Yes it is, it’s also a lifestyle, what’s your point?

>> No.49849171 [DELETED] 

>>49849084
It's a choice to ever mention it and or act gay or do gay things or exist near normal people

>> No.49849181 [DELETED] 

im bout to watch these jan 6 hearings. fucking trumptards.

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>>49848757
It's really weird how straight that line had been, adjusted for inflation.

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>>49846773
Lel found this. Underprivileged not a chance just some lady bent on getting attention and unironically brainwashed into thinking women get paid less and are passed over for jobs lel. Look at pic related she only marries within the rich even if it means the guy is ugly.

REEEE WHY CANT I GET A HUGE MULTIBAGGER SO I CAN BE RICH!!!

>> No.49849210 [DELETED] 

>>49848869
Sanders never supported UBI.Sanders was just a generic socialist while Yang had weird unorthodox techbro policies. Like the "Legion of Builders and Destroyers" https://2020.yang2020.com/policies/rechannel-military-spending/
Basically a military force accountable only to the President that had leeway to ignore local laws ostensibly to bypass nimby bullshit, but who knows what else could be done

>> No.49849217 [DELETED] 

>>49849011
They are just setting the record strait. Like they could have said cutting your dick off and wearing a dress is an abnormal lifestyle choice, but this just goes a step further and gets to the root. It'll also sets the stage to start treating homosexuality and gender disphoria as the mental illnesses they are, so we can take their guns away via the red flag laws these faggots are pushing.

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>>49849167
>republicans say homosexuals live an abnormal lifestyle
>"thank you reuters for showing me how idiotic republicans are"
>agree with them one post later

ok lol

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>>49848936
..... omg there are others like me?
Wanna grab a drink and walk around the farmers market next week?

>> No.49849233 [DELETED] 

>>49849181
>im bout to watch
Cuckold style.

>> No.49849252

>>49848757
>>49849190
Going to really have to drop to bring the SMA back to that line

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>>49849125
You pass. Welcome to the new Republican Party.

>> No.49849264

>>49848757
So we are already nearing the bottom then? Will I finally get my money back next week?

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im goin to chick fil a youse guys want somethin

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>>49849181

>> No.49849271 [DELETED] 

>>49849233
if by 'cuckold style' you mean 'watch a bunch of retards get fucked by their so called president' then yes

>> No.49849280

>>49849201
>(((Daniel)))
lol

>> No.49849287

>>49849190
what marks the change in trajectory? is it the end of the eurozone debt crisis?

>> No.49849294 [DELETED] 

>>49849210
He sounds retarded

>> No.49849301

>>49849266
do they have milkshakes?

>> No.49849303
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>>49848757
>>49849190
Big hmm on why that happened

>> No.49849311

is it a good time to start an etf saving plan?

>> No.49849369

>>49849266
Get me the uh...... chicken

>> No.49849388

>>49849266
They still make that chicken?

>> No.49849395

>>49849311
Posts like this just reinforce my belief that we’re nowhere near the bottom.

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>>49849267
>>49849233
>we all know that mail in ballots played a big role in the 2020 election. continuously mr trump continuously discourage mail in voting
damn this bitch is good

>> No.49849444

>>49848938
real estate is over
we had 2% 30 year rates so people were locking in mortgages at these insane prices they could never pay off and now interest rates are approaching 6%
fake money fake prices and with a flip of a switch it was turned off

>> No.49849459

>>49849311
>>49849395
Even if it’s the top it’s always a good time to start a etf savings plan.

https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>> No.49849550

>>49848938
The out of control housing markets in just about every first world country are caused by the same thing.

Institutional investors cornering the market with the help of politicians and bankers enabling ever-larger loans to drive up the prices. The end goal is pricing out all normal people from home ownership and replacing single family homes with mini-apartment shitbox human cattle farms.

>> No.49849560 [DELETED] 

>>49849225
Gaytrad culture is heartwarming

>> No.49849581

>>49848938
>>49849444
I'm predicting the US real estate bubble will get to Canadian levels first

>> No.49849595

>>49849459
this retarded article doesn't take into account that your planned retirement date was 2 weeks before you got laid off during one of the greatest crashes and you had to start withdrawing during one of the worst bear markets of all time.

>> No.49849605

>>49849550
I'd believe that if there wasn't so much nimby pushback on rezoning single family zoned areas to more affordable, denser housing.

>> No.49849609
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Yep, I'm thinking bull run is back

>> No.49849621

>>49848347
me too but im having a brain fart and forgetting her name, who is she?

>> No.49849625

>>49849550
no you idiot the people that lose are people who lever in at 2%

>> No.49849634
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>>49849581
Not possible, its already sliding off the cliff.

>> No.49849667

>futures up 1%
for what reason

>> No.49849669

Pussers new cork supplier is some garbage. I have to drill out half the cork with a wine screw when it breaks off.
>>49849459
401k set to spy.

>> No.49849677

>>49849581
I live in a highly desirable county in florida. shits already nearing free fall. 10%-15% cuts overnight are becoming common. a place near me about a week ago just axed 33% off. house baggies are going to start the race to the bottom soon to unload.

>> No.49849684

>>49849634
Bullish. That's a house for a real go getter who is ready to live on the edge.

>> No.49849707

>btc 20k denied
kek

>> No.49849728

>>49849634
>>49849677
Lol good fuck retards that bought

>> No.49849744

>>49849667
Because nothing has happened. FOMC was already priced in. We need to see some bad labor numbers and mass layoffs before we see any mire big moves.

>> No.49849748

>>49849595
Good point! Weird how the article was written for the 99% of people that’s not a issue for. Fuck him for not obsessing hyperbolicly over the 1% that your situation might apply too.

>> No.49849766
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Oil stocks are crashing in leaf land right now.

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>>49849667
Jewish trickery to swindle the goy, as soon as future's trading closed BTC started sliding. Futures will flip red by open
>>49849684
Kek

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Yall motherfuckers best only be talking about stocks in here.

>> No.49849819

>>49849766
at least real estate won't be lonely

>> No.49849827

>>49849707
10K by this Friday.

>> No.49849837

>>49849677
which reit should we short the dog shit out of

>> No.49849873

>>49849766
I mean haven't they been crashing last week too?

>> No.49849893

>>49849766
WCP.TO is flat
VET.TO is up
JOY.TO is up
FEC.TO is up

What are you sitting on?

>> No.49849895

>>49849677
DRVchads REPORT IN!

>> No.49849925
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BP and Shell are both up on London. You did buy the oil right???

>> No.49849953

>>49849766
HEU.to the 2x oil sector etf is up nigga, what are you smoking

>> No.49849958

>>49849837
Hard to say, there are few options in this sphere. To be more specific the california refugees for when they have to pack up and go back to the office just to get fired anyway in a recession.

>> No.49849964

also apparently bitcoin is dumping again

>> No.49849984

>>49849895
i was considering jumping onto that train. i'm making the wild guess that rising rates plus an incoming recession should start having a wildly negative impact on reits. am i thinking the right thoughts, or am i retard?

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>>49849895
Wow I screwed up. I looked at DRV's holdings, saw it was mostly cashed, and passed on buy the dip. What I failed to remember is that DRV is a SHORT etf, so the dollar quantities are going to be mostly NEGATIVE. Is there still time to get in the car for a DRiVe?

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>>49849667
It's our turn Bobo

>> No.49850033

this is my tenth+ taco today
corn tacos are more tasty but don't have enough surface area.

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>>49849989
Boop NIGGA!

>> No.49850045

>>49849984
Only thing is increased interest rates will increase rent demand.

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>tfw no NFT investor gf

>> No.49850058

>>49849893
>>49849953
They crashed 20% in a single week and have hardly bounced with US on holiday.
There's going to be an insane selling wave tomorrow.

Its over for oil barons.

>> No.49850067

>>49849634
>Scot Snohomish
>Snohomish
>no home ish

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I'm shorting WWE right now, what is Anon shorting?

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>>49850046
sir this is the stockmarket thread

>> No.49850119

>>49849984
Well it depends on which way inflation goes, but my bet is they're prepping for a brief crash and then pump the markets starting in September or so as a political tool. Prolly also say "Biden beat inflation! Now we can send out gibs and if you vote Democrat we can probably continue them after the election..." The only thing I'd want in the RE market now would be a big online retailer like zillow but even then, I think it's all coming down.

>>49849987
Always room for more, fren. The cracks in the foundation are just starting to crumble!

>> No.49850120

>>49849804
stfu faggot

>> No.49850121

>>49850045
that seems like a fair point

>> No.49850123

>>49849605
I don't know about other countries, but nimbying does nothing in my cunt because the zoners are in the real estate investors pockets too. Just from where I live there's numerous examples
>family moves out from suburban area of single homes
>bought by investing company that bulldozes the old house and packs a rowhouse that's as big as possible on the plot (multiple instances of this)
>old single-story plot of small businesses has mold problems, gets bulldozed
>bought by investing company, replaced with multiple giant shitbox apartment buildings
>convenience store in the old town center goes bankrupt
>bought by investing company, bulldozed and two gorillion-store shitbox apartment buildings are built in the place, massively towering over everything in the surroundings

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God I wish I could invest in Chic k FilA
that place is constantly busy

janny please understand that this post is business and finance related

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>>49849266
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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>>49848757
>>49849190
I just noticed the "1+" in the denominator is pointless.

>>49849303
I wonder if the FANG bubble can keep unwinding. Price/Sales and forward Price/Sales for Apple is sill high. I hate all of those companies so I'm biased.

>> No.49850167

>>49850058
Good. I'll buy more

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>>49850120
Kill yourself mumutard

>> No.49850193

>>49849634
ROFL. The site says that house is worth 750k.

>> No.49850208

>>49850167
Don't you get it dude, it's over?
If you buy more, you'll lose more.

>> No.49850225

>>49850045
More people will just move in with parents or roommates. It's already 60% of zoomers doing that, you're gonna need to pull 8 figure immigration to prop up housing at this point.

>> No.49850229

>>49850170
sir, i am currently holding TMV calls and GOOGL puts

>> No.49850260

>futes

Imagine not going long last week. Lol.

>> No.49850263

>>49849634
Is it 150 for the land? Couldn't you just buy it and wait for it to flatten itself out by erosion and then sell it / build a new house?

>> No.49850279

>>49849271
no he was calling you a cuck, retard

>> No.49850283

>>49849621
Elsa Jean

>> No.49850284
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>>49850229
And Bidens son held a position in a gas company. Doesnt mean shit retard.

>> No.49850285

>>49849925
We always buy oil

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>>49850208
That's fine, it's only money.
The oil must flow

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Jannies on the warpath fr fr, they out here deleting half the thread.
Good thing I reloaded all my shorts on Friday, major bear flag I say.

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>yfw crypto zoomers can't even get a job at Walmart or Amazon due to hiring freezes

>> No.49850376

>>49850263
no the crack shack is included

>> No.49850394

>>49850335
The janny is just upset because he's transitioning from boy to girl and doesn't want to admit he suffers from a severe mental illness or come to terms with the fact he will never be a woman.

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>>49850335
They are just mad that we are mocking the democrats. Irs clear as crystal that eveything was Trumps fault but nothing will ever be Bidens. The stock market will bleed to 280 and the democrats will become a shell of what it once was. Bidens America/Build Back Better is the biggest cosmic joke to ever be had on the American people and the market.

>> No.49850409

>>49850335
they're very mad lately due to the crypto dump

>> No.49850430

>>49849459
Raffs in nikkei

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>there are people who believe the USD will enter a multi-year bull market
>they're selling everything for dollars

>> No.49850452

>>49850359
Lol remember all the fags that quit their jobs last year

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>>49850406
That and Hiromoot was probably paying him in crypto instead of OIL.

>> No.49850496

Does Crypto have rating analysts? Do they have niggas like Stiefel whose job it is to spell it out for you when it's Sell time?

>> No.49850516

So is nowhere hiring right now or is tech actually hiring like crazy right now?

>> No.49850525

>>49850448
i sold everything for CHF :)

>> No.49850543

>>49850430
>Japanese boomers baghold for 20 years after the engineered crash in 90s
>japanese central bank is going to JUST their country again before they break even
Just buy and hodl

>> No.49850552

>>49849925
yeah and i got fucking heemed

commods will not save you from what is to come

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>ETF That Bets Against Bitcoin to Launch
>First exchange-traded fund to short the world’s biggest digital currency to debut amid crypto’s huge price slide
https://www.wsj.com/articles/etf-that-bets-against-bitcoin-to-launch-11655683379

Holy based

>> No.49850573

>>49849804
/smg/ always makes fun of cointards on off days

>> No.49850581

>>49850516
I'm still getting emails from no-name startups wanting to hire me. I have noticed a large decline in AMZN emails. The hiring is for sure slowing down.

>> No.49850585 [DELETED] 

So anons.. will it be BLACKED Tuesday tomorrow?

>> No.49850606
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>2 hours and 18 minutes for futures
What should I do? Hold or sell my nasdaq

>> No.49850630

>>49850570
Based. I missed the boat on SARK.

>> No.49850638

>>49850581
I get emails from pajeets. I think they got my email from dice or something
How do I trade them in for startups?

>> No.49850651

>>49850606
Hold the daq is oversold only a retard would sell now.

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>>49850606
You should DCA into at least 2x leveraged NASDAQ for the next 10 years. It's that simple.

>> No.49850658

>>49850585
yes but it will not be in the black

>> No.49850659

>>49850516

I'm reducing my marketing budget and already froze hiring .

>> No.49850662

>>49850585
>open low as fuck
>downward crab until like 11:30 into a giant fuckoff pump into green
>then we dump at around 1:30-2:00 and close .25 up or down from open
>just like the last three fucking weeks

>> No.49850674

>>49850570
Can Proshares get any more based?

>> No.49850711

>>49850638
I stopped using linkedin/monster/indeed for applying to jobs after I found out they were modifying my applications with shittily OCR'd data from my resume. I've been applying directly through companys' websites for all my apps (that I was doing 4 years ago). Never had any jeet problems that way.

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>>49850656
How about 20x?

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>>49849142
This is now fried chicken day.

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>>49850606
>already down -30%
You buy more!

>> No.49850759

test

>> No.49850783

is it better to have manual stop losses and move em up as necessary to lock in profits or a trail stop for the computer to do it for me

>> No.49850819

Fucking jannies

>> No.49850839
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>>49850783
Computer

>> No.49850847

>>49850783
Once you make profit move up sl at entry. Always works for me.

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>>49850783
Depends how closely you're able to watch things. I prefer setting price alerts instead of stops. Stops don't backtest too well for me for the kind of trading i do.

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Weird, why would the faggot jannies delete this anons post about the market? Is the janny a democrat jew?

>> No.49850899

What can I do while at work to improve my life in the downtime?
Apply for other jobs?

>>49850711
>modifying my applications with shittily OCR'd data from my resume
?

>> No.49850958

>>49850899
Steal office supplies and sell on eBay

>> No.49850966

>>49850585
Hoping the bandaid is finally ripped off and we crash, enough fake and gay pumps prolonging the bleed.

>> No.49850976

>>49850899
I think I'm going to start collecting old games as a hobby/side gig.

>> No.49851003

>>49848938
10. Institutional investment in SFH is still microscopic

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>>49850783
At least brokerages have not introduced compulsory HODL mode.

>> No.49851022

>>49850894
Even my innocuous post about Yang supporting universal basic income got shoah'd.

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49851071

When are they going to remove the monkey word filter? I feel like its going to start being important.

>> No.49851077

I want to die. I constantly lurk /biz/, looking for the next 10x. I can't concentrate at work, I just need NEED to retire. I know the greatest enemy is myself in all this. I'm screwing myself by being here and ignoring wagie stuff. In normal times I would have put in a 2wks notice, but now I'd rather do the minimum until they fire me. They gave me a 1.5% inflation raise. I just want 500k and to be happy, but I'm only at 100k. Those who say "you'll never stop worrying" are wrong yes I can absolutely stop worrying about money and keep working if I had that amount. I'd just spend 100% of my paychecks on being happy, and let my 500k investments grow. Set up a trust for myself if I don't trust myself not to be tempted.

>> No.49851086
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>>49850894
Putin, is that you? Shouldn’t you be busy killing white people?

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>>49851012
No tendies for you baggie. Now dance while you hold my bags!

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>>49850894
Jannies extra mad today for some reason. They probably went all in on LUNA, then took out a 20x long on BTC right before it dumped sunday.
SAD.
Should have just listened to smg and gone all in on gay sex.

>> No.49851112

>>49851077
>They gave me a 1.5% inflation raise
That's nice, considering inflation is like 30% in reality.

>> No.49851180

>>49851077
EASY MONEY. BUY THE TICKERS
D & EEZ

>> No.49851200

>>49851112
I hinted that to my manager, who said 1.5% was a more accurate inflation rate they determined internally, and that some people did not get raises so I should be happy. I couldn't do anything but say t-thanks. I don't like being lied to though, and I've been working less and less because of it.

>> No.49851243

>>49851071
Why did they even add it?

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>>49851243
I think it was because of the pajeet shitcoin rug pull of the same name... but idk why that would be the case because shitcoin rugpulls get promoted here all the time.

>> No.49851318

>>49850570
sweet

>> No.49851339
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Is this really how it ends frens?

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>>49851200
>who said 1.5% was a more accurate inflation rate they determined internally
Pfft top kek. Not even democrats lie so much

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>futures

>> No.49851360

>>49851077
>looking for the next 10x
This is /smg/, not the cryptofag shit the rest of the board is up to. You're not going to get 10x here except by DCAing into a broad market ETF portfolio for decades.

>> No.49851362

>>49851348
>jewish milk
>vaxxed jewish milk

I'll pass

>> No.49851375

>>49851339
Where, praytell, did this delicious pasta originate from, fren?

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>>49848299
It's a Juneteenth miracle.

>> No.49851413

>>49851200
>'ve been working less
Good, he'll have a reason to pay you less now. Hope you at least interviewing.

>> No.49851416

By the end of this month I will be demanding daily cialis from my female doctor. Fuck viagra.

>> No.49851423

You guys think it's ok to buy Bitcoin using interactive brokers?

>> No.49851443

>>49851404
Somethings missing from your pic? I just can’t put my finger on it.

>> No.49851447

>>49851348
Rmeinder the FDA bans European formula despite it being perfectly safe and could've stopped the formula shortage by lifting the ban so far hasn't

>> No.49851452

>>49851423
It's not okay to buy Bitcoin.

>> No.49851468

>>49851362
>vaxxed jewish
Impossible. Jews take the placebo, only stupid goy were given the gene therapy.

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>>49851348
So, why do we drink cow milk instead of human milk anyway?
>but you'll need female-cow-milk facilities
Yes, and? Many money making opportunities

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>>49851348
If you inject breastmilk producing women with HGH, will the HGH enter into the milk they produce? This is a stock market related question because producing a generation of super strong industrial workers would increase productivity and thus the value of the DOW.
>>49851423
Yeah if you want to lose 50% of your investing capital in the next month.
>>49851443
Their fathers?

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>>49851375
AI generated. Going to save me a lot a hassle writing my Christmas Cards this year.

https://beta.openai.com/playground

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>>49851077
Gay sex

>> No.49851518
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>>49851468
How many years have to go by with nothing have happened till you admit you were a gullible idiot?

>> No.49851537

>>49851501
>have to sign up to use it
It'd be fun, but no thanks.

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>>49851348

>> No.49851567

>>49851499
BSTs show up in milk, so presumably anything in circulation will show up in some amount. Tits don't function like a blood/brain barrier or anything.

>> No.49851587

>>49851537
I just signed in with a throw away google account.

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>>49851362
imagine helping her milk her tits
>anon I’ve been squeezing my breasts for hours now, and my hands are getting tired
>I just want to help the little orphans who have no kosher milk to nourish their little bodies
>will you help me squeeze my tits so they can receive the nourishment their little bodies are craving?
>it helps if you massage them vigorously
>also if you could suck the nipples gently from time to time, that will help my nipples from getting too raw
>it’s a lot of milk, just a few gallons more
>thanks anon, you’re the best, love you

>> No.49851594

>>49851587
Phone number though

>> No.49851605

Fine, fine I'm not buying. I just wanted to buy something.

>> No.49851607
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49851607

bear market rally this week. mark my words

>> No.49851639

Kek jannies seething

>> No.49851669

>>49851348
nobody wants vaxxed joobie milk

>> No.49851668

>>49851077

>looking for the next 10x

Eagerly awaiting your next post in 6 months saying you lost everything instead of taking 5-10% a year on your investments and compounding it back into itself

>> No.49851671

>>49851607
its not a bear market rally, its a reversal since we just had a straight up bear market from start to finish and can resume being bullish.

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>>49851592
Feet.

>> No.49851695
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>Rate hikes
>Long weekend
>Only bad news
>Futures green
????????????????????

>> No.49851717
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>>49851592
>>49851348

>> No.49851724

>>49851695
Slurpers slurping

>> No.49851731

>>49848938
>appreaciate
Still sad these idiots made people think that and are able to bank on it.
Only thing that isn't going to lose it's value is the land. Otherwise the house depreciates physically and so should the value.

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>>49851671
>2 more rate hikes not yet priced in
Anon no one is buying your bags... is what I said until the Celsius thing. Honestly someone would buy your bags just need yo sell it right.

>> No.49851738

>>49849837
IVR, They just RS not long ago

>> No.49851740

>>49851671
retarded, meds

>> No.49851761

>>49851671
>from start to finish
We'd need to keep dumping until October to reach the average bear market length.

>> No.49851762

>>49851736
>implying they're actually going to get there

>> No.49851770

>>49851731
>Only thing that isn't going to lose it's value is the land. Otherwise the house depreciates physically and so should the value.
Oh shit, this guy figured it out..

>> No.49851773

ITT: 'this is a suckers rally..'

>> No.49851780

>>49850388
>>49850388
>>49851646
>>49851646

>> No.49851788

>>49848299
How did you celebrate nigger day /smg/?

>> No.49851795
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>>49851770

>> No.49851801
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>>49848740
imagine yourself not betting on aids, covid, monkopox and anthrax attacks.

Its 2022 boomers

>> No.49851812

>>49850899
The applications that indeed/linkedin would end up sending were just ripped poorly from the resume I uploaded, even if I filled out the full application. If I put 3-5 years of python experience and my resume had 3-5 years of experience over 2 jobs the application would just fill in 2 years of experience. One of the curriest smelling "features" I have ever seen.

>> No.49851838

>>49851780
kys jeet

>> No.49851847

>>49851812
linkedin is deep in curryville, it's owned by MSFT after all

>> No.49851893

>>49848347
name?

>> No.49851911

whats SMGs opinion on SOFI?

>> No.49851915
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Reminder we're here:

>> No.49851940
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tranny janny doesn't like being called a groomer I guess.

>> No.49851959
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>>49851915
>we are here
But where nigger? You forgot to point out

>> No.49851964

>>49851915
Complacency, got it.

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>>49851915

>> No.49851976

>>49848299
bros I think I'm gonna unironically go all in on SIGA (shares, not calls). I figure if I'm wrong I'll lose maybe 40% of my investment, but if shit really pops off I could quickly multiply my account balance. I don't really see any other opportunities like this with the market the way it is right now, so I might just say fuck it and take the chance

>> No.49851990
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We tried to warn you. You only had to listen.

>> No.49851993

>>49851976
just buy a lottery ticket

>> No.49852009

>>49851976
>I'll lose maybe 40%
Why would you decide to baghold a 40% loss?
I swear /smg/ is the oddest bunch

>> No.49852023
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SOON

>> No.49852035

>>49851915
Anxiety at best.

>> No.49852051
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12 hours and 20 minutes remaining

>> No.49852059

>>49852035
Euphoria at worst.

>> No.49852064

Will the market open green or red tomorrow

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>>49852064
The market will open reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>> No.49852148

>>49851671
200 day moving averages are BEARLY in a downturn on longer than daily

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>>49852116
Here you go sir.

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>there are anons whose parents don't/didn't let them live at home rent-free
The housing bubble won't pop simply because American parents continually sacrifice their children to the altar of real-estate. Until this attitude changes, the bubble remains.

>> No.49852186

This was deleted >>49850570
This isn't >>49851404

Jannies don't even hide their blacked agendas anymore. Fuck mods and fuck jannies.

>> No.49852197

>>49852116
Fuck you

>> No.49852208

>>49851077
just find something that goes up long term and apply leverage and buy consistently
its really that easy

>> No.49852211
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49852211

Cryptofag here
Never looked at stocks
Can someone explain to me in simple terms what happens when market opens and why it could be bad for bitcoin

>> No.49852221

Explain me why the fuck I wrote a deep ITM put.
I think the only reason to do this is because it costs a a bit less than just buying the shares straight up (guess like 75% of the cost including margin requirements).
Why not buy deep ITM calls?

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>>49852187
yeah I just bought a house instead poorfag, stay mad

>> No.49852234

>(-3.36%)

Can someone explain how an etf in europe that is following american indexes has been red all day following the fakest and gayest standstill futes??

>> No.49852242
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>>49851788
I bought a new guitar with my hwhite privilege. They say price is $$$, I say well I'm white so... They say yessir that will be $. Firm handshake to seal the deal. He nodded. I nodded. He called valet to bring my electric scooter around. When I returned home, the stock market called me to inform me the price action schedule for tomorrow.

>> No.49852245

>>49851990
mikhail bakunin...?

>> No.49852269

>>49852187
>living with an entitled little shit who thinks he’s an “adult” just because he existed for x amount of time
>encouraging and enabling him in his immaturity and delusion by not kicking him out of the nest, ensuring that he learn to fly
I’m going to let my children live with me as adults but they’re going to be based because I’m raising them so there won’t be any need to teach them the “hard way”

>> No.49852271

>>49852211
The stock market is the Daddy and Bitcoin is the little boy who tries to imitate daddy

>> No.49852277

Question: How realistically far can oil and energy producers fall??? Demand destruction has a limit, and it seems we haven't even come close to hitting it, but I feel like timing even halfway close to when we DO hit it could be a tremendous value angle.

>> No.49852278

>>49852234
Fundamentals don't matter anymore

>> No.49852286
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>>49852234
strengthening euro to USD

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>>49852116
Heh, nice try

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>>49852051
How about right now?

>> No.49852310

>>49852277
A ways. Oil can crash real hard when conditions are right.

>> No.49852337

>>49852290
basado, graçias perro

>> No.49852369

>>49852277
During the 2008 crazh Gas prices went from like $3/gallon to 1.15/gallon overnight.

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>>49852277
Best not to think of that and buy the dip instead anon

>> No.49852384

>>49848740
fuck is siga? rockers cock?

>> No.49852400

>>49852187
Just don't freak out and kill your parents when they end up telling you to get a life and move out, you're an adult now anon

>> No.49852406

>>49852269
>kicking him out of the nest
Spoken like a true American. Only an American could expel a loved-one from their house, only visit them once or twice a year, and then go on to claim they're a close-knit family.

>> No.49852443

>>49852406
americans dont love their children desu

t. lived in burgerland past 5 years

>> No.49852455

Is there any reason to bother with directed trading?

>> No.49852456
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How bad is it dumping tomorrow?

>> No.49852462

idk whether to buy bbby or rev tomorrow

>> No.49852465

ffs reddit already has a conspiracy on siga a month ago early my ass

>> No.49852479

>>49852406
way to entirely ignore my point like a true female
ever heard of tough love? these recent generations are the most entitled and delusional people to have ever existed. Only a neurotic sycophant mother type would keep them at home when it is not in their best interest
dilate and seethe

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>>49852456
It's going to pump tomorrow, hope you bought calls on Friday

>> No.49852498

>>49852400
You can have a job and a life while living at home. Anyone who isn't a retard does this in order to more quickly accumulate wealth.

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>>49852489
>its going to pump
Give me one(1) reason as to why the market would pump

>> No.49852534

>>49852498
Yeah I'm sure you're doing great bud

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>>49851348
>abby turning herself into a hucow
Based

>> No.49852544

>>49852489
I’m going to pump your mother tomorrow and the only thing that will be green next week is the bills I leave on her nightstand

>> No.49852562

>>49852514
fed magick
Rember this post when you cry about clowns tomorrow.

>> No.49852566

>>49852514
why would it dump? it already dumped plenty, pal. line doesnt go up or down in a straight line.

>> No.49852571

>>49852498
Where do you have sex?

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>AMC
KEK BAGGIES

>> No.49852630
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>>49852562
>>49852566
Be seein ya posting pink wojaks,tomorrow

>> No.49852634

>>49851362
no proof she's vaxxed

>> No.49852636

>>49852479
You'd have to be an absolute retard to believe this is what's given rise to an entitled and delusional generation. Not the internet. Not the welfare state. Not the government handouts. THIS is what's responsible.

>> No.49852651

>>49852630
>watching negroes

>> No.49852692

>>49852571
Do your parents never leave home?

>> No.49852704

>>49852596
Lol it's been over a year wtf were they thinking

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>>49849677
Eventually sellers will start having their wives blow potential buyers and beg them to take the house off their hands for pennies on the dollar.
>Yeah, you want some of daddy's liquidity, don't you?

>> No.49852720

>>49852630
there's always bounces

>> No.49852746

>>49852514
I just know okay? Just wait and watch tomorrow

>> No.49852754

>>49852636
parental coddling and ubiquitous affirmation is absolutely 100% a main factor in the problem

>> No.49852786

>>49852630
Imagine feeling it acceptable for your legs to look as frail as a trannies ego

>> No.49852822

>>49852634
She's a woman.

>> No.49852824

>>49848630
whats the catch? there has to be a catch. i know its 5 years before you can cash out without penalty but is there anything else?

>> No.49852843

>>49852824
The catch is the $10k limit

>> No.49852849

>>49852187
>pop a kid out because the condom broke and Mom’s a catholic so no aborties
>raise them like shit because you’ve yet to learn any sort responsibility being in your mid 20s
>kid ends up a mentally ill dirtbag
>get completely sick of their shit by highschool and kick them out as soon as they graduate or shortly thereafter
>retire to Florida and forget they exist

many such cases!

>> No.49852876

>>49848630
> It's a guaranteed 9.62% nominal rate of return for 6 months if you buy them right now
Are you talking about crypto shit again, Dave? Cut it out

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How is Biden gonna get oil to 130 this next month? Or is the play he lets it died leading up to the 4th and then POW, 150 oil?

>> No.49852891

>>49852822
>tfw no unvaxxed women left to repopulate the earth with

>> No.49852901
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>bobo's
Cocky
>mumu's
Cocky
The crab always win

>> No.49852905

>>49852754
Both of which are not a consequence of living at home. You can live 10,000 miles away and still have parents who indulge your every delusion.

>> No.49852906

>>49852877
who cares about oil
Wow you can make 25% profit if youre lucky

>> No.49852910

>>49852843
damn thats crazy. so in 5 years hypothetically ill have that 10k + the interest from all those years? sounds like a decent diversification option(albiet small)

>> No.49852911

>>49852849
> and Mom’s a catholic so no aborties
>implying the only reason not to kill your unborn kid is Church teaching
by that logic, why not kys

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>>49852891
Theres always the trailer parks.....

>> No.49852933

>>49852905
>mommy not wanting her widdle babies to leave the nest is not coddling
move out anon

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>>49852906
Mainstreet cares about oil :)

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>"Hello please put me through to Jerome"

>> No.49852980
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49852980

What's a book about the stock market that would be equivalent to a physics textbook or an anatomy and physiology textbook? Something very dry and matter of fact that explains the laws and mechanics of the stock market or finance in general

>> No.49852984
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uhm, siga bros... ?

>> No.49852986

>>49852915
Gonna take my gains from PFE shorts to find me a nice meth momma who gives gumjobs on demand

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>>49852933
>move out anon, buy the top of the bubble or pay the insane rental rates

>> No.49852995

>>49852906
My investments in oil tripled in value since corona.
And oil isnt going anywhere until at least the winter

>> No.49852999

Recycle:
>>49843634
>>49843634
>>49843634

>> No.49853000

>>49852906
leverage bro

>> No.49853004

>>49852980
The Alchemy of Finance.

>> No.49853017
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>>49852980
>explains the laws and mechanics of the stock market

>> No.49853020

>>49852911
fuck are you talking about

>> No.49853029

>>49852980
>Graham's intelligent investor
>O'neil's how to make money in stocks
>Natenberg's options and volatility pricing

>> No.49853039

>>49852991
>t. poorfag scared of leaving mommy
like I said my kids will stay living with me but the vast majority of this generation need to learn the hard way

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>>49852984
All we have to do is convince the gays to stop having the sex....... Hercules problems are anthills to what we must accomplish.

>> No.49853118

>>49853039
>learn the hard way
>kicking him out of the nest
Your American way of thinking is so very perverted. Fortunately the rest of the world is beginning to reject American """values""".

>> No.49853152

>>49853118
the fact that empiricism is considered specifically American says all I need to know about euro faggots
Remember when the bravest and most inherently well equipped left your continent? They weren’t your ancestors

>> No.49853193

>>49853017
I meant laws like legal definitions. And something that presents every branch of finance in neat categories and enumerates everything

>> No.49853293

>>49849459
This is cope, I've already saved my mom like 1/4 of her retirement by getting her to sell a couple months ago. The trend and macro environment is obvious.

>> No.49853306

>>49853152
lmao the impoverish and puritanical left. Those who couldn't make it in Western Europe had to depart and create their own """civilization"""

>> No.49853364
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>>49853306
Lies.

>> No.49853401

>>49853306
Yes the us is entirely comprised of puritan descendants. Great argument!
Keep coping, it’s hilarious

>> No.49853464

>>49853401
You'd never know it given your love of BLACKED. lmao just look at today's """holiday"""

>> No.49853486

>>49853306
>the impoverish paid for a ship to cross the Atlantic in order to build their own houses

>> No.49853544

>>49853486
We financed your voyage simply to be rid of you

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>>49848382
LITERALLY A HOMOSEXUAL STD. ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS WEAR A CONDOM. BUT NO, THEY ARE POXXING THE WORLD 1 SHLONG AT A TIME.

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>>49853544
Your tea gay nigger

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>>49852630
Americans are obsessed with blacks.

>> No.49854282

What are rollover fees?
Kraken charges 0,02% every 4 hours, doesnt that get very costly very quick?
I have never used leverages before so I dont know much about it.
Am I correct if Im assuming that if you use leverage, its supposed to be only for a very short time, like 1 or 2 days in cases where you know, or at least think that a stock is gonna rise in price very soon?