/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have never bothered with stocks and only ever held Cyrpto. I already took 30k profit this year but I want to invest in stocks, what is the current play? I am willing to invest a few grand but will be holding onto actual cash, just want to fuck around.

>>49835554
We are all in on gay sex stocks here.

>>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385 >>49835385

>>49835385
>>49835385

>>49835603
I thought this photo was staged and was an advertisement

market closed due to aids

How will food shortages affect the stock market? Will it go up in the first world because everyone's spending a shitload on food and down in the third world because people are starving?

Nice squeeze baggies

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49836012
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>"Hi, I'd like to speak with Mr. Powell."
>"I do have a retirement account."
>"Oh, yes, yes. Always vote Democrat."
>"Thank you! I will certainly hold."

Why can't you stop thinking about the stock market on your holiday break?

>>49836064
dios mio

>>49836064
Because I don't live in the US

>>49836064

>>49836064
cause london opens in TEN FUCKING MINUTES

>>49836064
wait what
why
the 19th was sunday

Kazakhstan won't recognize the separatist republics so Russia is blocking their oil exports, in retaliation Kazakhstan is blocking their coal exports by rail. This is very bullish for all commodities. Especially Uranium, if Kazakhstani uranium is blocked from entering the west UUUU will actually moon.

>>49836187
thank tokayev hehehe

what about an image board that was really more like a town square where you had each state with its own board, and you could do something like >/your_city/ which would take you to a page that has all current posts with that string for the state and you could hover over them and see their contents really easy
but also put some biz shit in there as well, a separate board like how 4chan does sfw and nsfw. like expanded pol and expanded biz and maybe other things who knows
you could make an account but still post anon where you can track or not track your own posts. or should it remain strictly anon? hmmm

>>49836187
Love from Kazakhstan

>>49836226
craigslist

>>49836187
While interesting, I'm extremely wary of making investments based on foreign belligerence. There's no way to tell when they'll roll that policy back.

Let me know when there are people on street corners offering to shine my shoes for a buck, then I'll start buying

>>49836245
could use a serious upgrade with their ui/ux. their forums are horrendous

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

OI IT BE 9 O BONG

WOT IN BLOODY 'ELL WAS THAT?!

Will 4chan transition to the Web 3.0 metaverse? Will I be able to call someone a nigger in 3 dimensions?

>>49835568
Im all in gay sex

>>49836317
You will not only be able to call someone a nigger, you'll be able to virtually rape them.

Good morning, gentlemen. I went all-in on a leveraged copper short a month ago, and I'm still comfy.

Are you comfy?

How are oil and gas stocks opening in London my bong bros

>>49836414
Nobody cares about oil and gas in Europe my bloody basterd but I'm glad to say Shit & Poor 500 is down my benchod.

>>49836414
we going up

>>49836353
Based and inflation pilled

>>49836507
bro look at HG00

Cathie Wood is betting on ZM.

What do we do?

fucking NIGGERS

>>49836353
>UVXY
yes, betting on the market collapse unironically feels better than it ought to be

>>49836531
Short ZM.

Once her fund collapses and she runs with the money she'll blame sexism.

>>49836146
Market is still closed. Aids.

>Speculative traders are ramping up their bullish bets on the greenback. Net long non-commercial positions in futures linked to the ICE US Dollar Index surged to the highest in five years, according to the latest Commodity Futures Trading Commission data. The Federal Reserve’s most aggressive rate hike in two decades has emboldened dollar bulls with the central bank vowing last week that its fight to restore price stability is “unconditional.” Despite the European Central Bank’s recent Road to Damascus hawkish shift, it is still among the most dovish central banks in the Group-of-10 currency basket, second only to the Bank of Japan. With the euro close to 60% of the greenback gauge and the yen another 14%, that’s enough of a divergence to keep the positive dollar sentiment intact for now. Bulls also have the natural hedge of the dollar smile to give them comfort behind their wagers -- its history as a haven should fears of a policy error push risk assets into another selloff.

>>49836864
Is USD a bubble?

I think it's over bobros

>>49836884
In a way it's the biggest bubble humanity has ever created.

>>49836864
How do I use my dollars to invest in dollars?

Dont be sad it's over. Be sad it happened.
https://nitter.spaceint.fr/DrNickA/status/1538502091198562304

>>49836951
short other currencies

>>49836951
Just make more dollars. Easy.

>>49836951

stake them in your bank account for %0.01 APY

Fuck my balls the ingerland volume is fucking dogshit, what the hell. MOVE YOU SLUGGISH BITCH!

what is the pattern called that crude is making?!

>>49837153
The oh shit we were in a recession since january pattern

>>49836951
UUP ig

REMINDER:
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
Do not fall for the fear and doubt from the media! This is your chance to make it!!!

>>49837258
>This is your chance to make it!!!
Revlon did +97% on Friday. SIDU did +225% on Wednesday. There's plenty of chances to make it.

Is it even worth investing as a Canadian?

women were a mistake

>>49837327
You dont need to do moon missions. Take some of your dough and just buy regular QQQ and SPY as a foundation. It will make those rainy days feel a lot better. They are 30% off right now.

When there's a bull market Nobody ever questions it. When everyone thinks it's a bull market and all the media shills say it's a bull market Nobody ever questions it . But when it's a Bear market and the media shills start saying it's a bear market then ooooooh then it must be some kind of trick and we must have reached the bottom already.

>>49837360
It's not a video game, you don't have to pick a team before you can start investing money.

>>49837360
Rich people do it, so should you.

>>49837389
Wow, a retard. Go away retard.

>>49837360
No all your profits will be killed by currency exchange and taxes

Unless you mean

> is it worth investing in the Candian market

No

What’s this about kaxackstan blocking Russian exports?

>>49836884
We could soon have a liquidity crisis. Depending on how other central banks act, the dollar could export inflation and then be in high demand, while at the same time we pull cash out of the system. The probability is not small, Japan has already signaled to stay dovish and the ECB would like to do more against inflation but has to take into account indebted Southern Europeans.

>>49837437
>Russian exports
When have you ever bought anything that said made in russia on it?

look how smooth the market is when those autistic pancake fatties from the US and A are celebrating some random nigger day

>>49837384
GME will do +30% at some point in the next 2-3 weeks or sooner, versus hoping for QQQ to go to ath sometime, eventually, maybe.
This is what I meant about plenty chances.

>>49837393
The rules are different depending on where you live. Are you Canadian? How do you make a profit as a leaf?

>>49837437
They refuse to reconize the 'break-away' Ukraine regions. In return Putin did what he think is best strategy and threatened them with the same fate as Ukraine, since after all they are a part of 'historic Russia' too. Seems very smart to now threaten former friends and allies while your busy tied up in your 3-day blitzkreig of Ukraine for the last 3 months. The logical conclusion is that he must be playing transdimensional chess at this point because no one in the multiverse can fathom his grand plans.

>WHY BTC IS GOING UP?

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

>Juneteenth
Do Americans really?

>europeons really inching the futas up
What the fuck is wrong with bongs?

>>49837577
No, I'm not Canadian, though I know who Foster Hewitt was.
>rules
Not aware of any such things. Consult a finance professional.

>>49837683
Amerisharts venerate Africans like deities

>>49837926
Just like the Romans

>>49837369
lmao incredible

3 MILLION HARD DISEASED COCKS IN 6 DAYS TO CELEBRATE BEING A HOMO

>>49838311
Gay sex bros...

My negros, rejoice...americans can't trade today, therefore they can't dump it
My Nasdaq long on margin are green

time to buy more shell?

>>49838311
wagies about to get poz'd
siga homophobes wagmi

tell me why the market is closed today if holidays occured yesterday?

>>49838756
If a holiday lands on a weekend, the day off is usually pushed to a weekday on Monday or Friday.

>>49838476
Doesn't look like it, no.

>>49838783
when the fuck have we ever got a monday off for easter sunday or halloween? ffs this is market manipulation.

I think I am done with stocks for a while.
All my gains YTD have been wiped and soon will fall into the red. Even XOM is going down like the battleship Moskva.
I think I am done.

wtf is indices going up?

Well we didn't have any bad news over the weekend

got a night shift for today. feels good soon my salaries will be market money again.

had a spooky dream but i looked up the meaning and it was basically yagmi according internet intrepretations.

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/institutional-portfolio/soros-fund-management-llc-35125

Should I just invest in things Soros invests in? Also why did he buy so much Take Two Interactive?

>>49838910
describe dream anon?
what archtypes appeared in the dream?
the archtypes in the dream are a reflection of your subconscious.

>>49838871
>have been wiped
Way to baghold the way down for no reason

Maybe Soros knows that GTA 6 is being released next year

>>49838953
i saw military forces training in my mothers house in the countryside. they werent threatening to us. then a power outage in the house. then i woke up.

i was like fuck war is coming. but then i googled the power outage and it was YAGMI

now off to work.

>>49839023
k. keep me posted

>>49839007
not in the house but in the backyard

>>49835385
Imagine buying a decent car today for only 100.. Fuck.

>market YET AGAIN closed so americans can worship gay sex and nogs

>>49836064
Niggers in the streets should not be considered a holiday, it's quite the opposite.

Oil sisters..

Rockers performing more rituals. I don't feel good about this bros.

>>49839238
I swear we have had more days off this market year than any other year

>>49839331
yeah it's becoming more and more frequent and it's fucking annoying

>>49839327
rocker is a faggot who shows his dick online to other fags

>>49839331
I wonder if it's to help slow the inevitable doom.

>>49839342
it needs to stop, its becoming market manipulation in plain site now. hur dur muh made up holiday so we shut down shit.

>>49839362
or helping inch closer to doom

Hahaha beara btfo

>>49839422
>back to 3700 on low volume day as fuck with only euro markets open, can't break 3700
>HAHA BEARS BTFO
Jesus Christ...

I love how arrogant faggots on this general get btfo so hard. Absolutely so rude and arrogant and then you are proven wrong time and time again. Act all high and mighty calling others stupid. EAT SHIT YOU DUMB FUCKS hahahaha

Are you fuckin kidding me with this juneteenth bullshit? Market closed?

>>49839179
Yeah.. $100

>>49839451
>Jesus Christ

There's the arrogance again. Come back to me begging for mercy stupid fuck.

>>49839469
most of the people here are zoomers trading from their smartphones anon, what more would you expect?

>>49839494
g*rmoid inflation is up 33.6%, care to comment?

>>49839247
It's holding bro, just give it a few weeks and we'll see 125+ again haha right?

If I have to work, why do traders get the fucking day off?

Why are the futures green?

>>49839347
Bullish for SIGA?

>>49839727
why not?

>>49839727
cause we finna pump a bit then drop again no cap

>>49839521
The issue with people like you is that you think you are smarter than everyone else on the board. Absolutely delusional and it always come back to fuck you in the arse.

Also extremely rude

>>49839727
Oh yeah /smg/ told me that they'd be red.

Remember to never ever listen to this general ever. You'd be better of taking investment advice from /r9k/

>>49839748
If I'm arrogant then you're exuberant, bulltard.

And yes, I am smarter.

>>49837327
Look at the short interest on REV. This one isnt finished

>>49839748
>everyone who is positioned differently than me is attacking me directly
grow up faggot. the only reason stocks go up is because there are people positioned differently than you that change their minds.

FUCK im going to be so bored today

>tfw too impatient to wait for lower prices before buying

Let's just make this a cat thread since the market is closed.

>>49837457
you've bought lots of things that were manufactured using their natural gas, oil (both for transportation and for making plastics), and uranium.

SOXL 40$ by end of summer
screencap this post

OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS I WANT TO LOSE MONEY

> https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CRNC/key-statistics?p=CRNC
another short squaazle about to happen?
more than 100% owned by institutions and 15+% short reported
ATH last year 139, and currently at $25, seems very heavily manipulated indeed

>>49839889
>SOXL 40$ by end of summer
>screencap this post
pretty much

>>49839911
Sorry, white boi. It's Juneteenth. Don't gotta work.

Ya feel me?

>>49836146
happy hahnigga

>>49836333
>nobody checked these trips
Absolutely shameful

>>49836531
>still betting on big tech
doesn't that bitch learn?

>>49839911
>OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS I WANT TO LOSE MONEY
AYOHOLUP
u sum rassis yo?

Check the Japanese 10yr computer

Hahaha, an entire extra day to sit around shit posting with the lads!

>>49840144
did you just assume my gender

>>49839791
Wow so much arrogance. That will get you nowhere in life.
>>49839799
>Stock go up?

Oh wow do they? Well done faggot.

>>49837258
BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS
BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS
BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS
BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS
BUY MY BAGS
>BUY MY BAGS

>>49840207
>>49837258
don't get scammed into buying bags, they're free with every purchase over $20

shit and piss going to 4350

>>49840265
Yeah, in two to five years

>>49837635
>because no one in the multiverse can fathom his grand plans.
>Escalations with multiple former soviet republics outside the Western sphere-of-influence.
I can fathom his plans quite easily.

>Amerifats on holiday
>no volume in yurop

How is the dollar supposed to lose it's status as reserve currency again?

>>49840444
by russia dumping buttcoins and other crypto and turning it into gold (offer valid until 30th of June 2022)

>>49840444
Dollar confirmed not losing status as reserve currency off these (checked) trips.

>>49840444
>no volume in yurop
This is the leading indicator that nobody wants to buy shit. No volume in yurope means everyone is fleeing euro markets and is waiting for heckin' niggerino holiday to end.

>>49840476
>Hoard PM's
>Inflationary crisis runs too hot, extreme measures taken, currency deflates as a result
>Get absolutely heemed for having hoarded PM's and lose a shitload of money
GG no re. Shiny rocks are based, basing a currency around them in a world with other currencies than the value of shiny rocks is not.

>>49840072
how long until their economy implodes

>>49840508
they don't care since those countries didn't want the roebles anyway, also putin only cares about how he is written into history books
for all he cares all russians die of starvation and he'd not lose a single nights sleep over it

>>49837360
Only if you get rid of Trudeau and all your ridiculous taxes.

>>49840072
Wasn't that shit supposed to be fixed at 0.25%? How is it above 0.25 when the BoJ wanted to buy unlimited at that price?

>>49840072
Fuck off with your forced meme

>>49840643
If it goes up. That means JPY is a buy again, right?

>>49835385
test

>>49840624
Personally I think all the cucked shit that's been happening and accelerating in the world over the last decade or so is literally to just piss everyone off so much they lose their shit and get really redpilled and really based really fucking quick. Either that or all the pushing of alternative sexualities and lifestyle choices is just a depopulation campaign with only the mentally strongest making it through and continuing to breed strengthening the species. If aliens are real and have actually been watching earth for a few millenia I could totally see them being all like "holy fuck what happened you guys used to be awesome" and putting some shit in motion to make the haha good time big laugh monkeigh show more entertaining again.

>>49840624
The canadians have special retirement accounts, TFSA, that they would be remiss if they didn't use.

>>49839489
This is the gayest shit I’ve ever heard of. Fuck Biden.

>>49840643
if i'm not wrong the BoJ only buy at specific times that they've announced beforehand, so obviously after they're done the market can push the yields up again

Coonteenth is a bullshit holiday, and the markets should not be closed.

>>49840662
OMG CHECK THE FORCED MEME COMPUTER

>>49840717
it goes hand in hand with outsourcing production and a globalized economy. You don't need a large skilled workforce so just have them have gay sex and entertain them with bread and circuses.

>>49837369
She is absolutely seething that her tech garbage is getting rape hiked

>>49840662
noooo buddy the hidden SOXLrs in the bushes

Intel 4 better than tsmc 3nm. Apologize. https://fuse.wikichip.org/news/6720/a-look-at-intel-4-process-technology/

>>49840764
liberals love their humiliation rituals, esp the irony that the one group with terrible Dads had it forced onto Father's day

>>49840662
BUDDY

Kek baggies

>>49840867
>>49840824
>>49840767
Touch grass, losers

>>49840847
>better than

I open that link, there better be at least equivalent transistor density and not "hee hee look at our fancy hotplate"

>7 nm

fuck you buddy

>>49840913
BUDDY
>To that end, we estimate Intel 4 at 123.4 MTr/mm2, 2.04x from 60.5 MTr/mm2 in Intel 7. Our data for TSMC N5 is very much incomplete but our rough estimates based on known pitches put their HP library at 94.85 MTr/mm2. Based on most of the recent publically available foundry data, Intel 4 HP cells appear denser than TSMC N5 HP and are likely closer to or better than TSMC N3 HP cells and denser than Samsung’s 3GAE. Given the turmoil 10nm had on the company over the last three years, coming out of it with that kind of numbers is quite surprising. It also strongly suggests Intel 3 can match and surpass upcoming 3nm-class foundry offerings.

Why the fuck were there busses picking up kids on Juneteenth? Is this town just based or is it cringe?

Oh boy I’m excited for the markets to open so we can start the trading week!

>>49840981
Market is closed in honor of Juneteenth.

>>49840909
SIR
I CANNOT LET YOU MEME SIR

>>49840980
>no summer vacation time
Both.

>>49840981
>CAMON NIGGERS OPEN TA FOOKING MARKETS

>>49840998
>Juneteenth.
as a European I can't help but to ask the question Snoop Doggy Dogg himself asked before me:
WHO?!?

>>49840913
Watching Intel make people seethe by staying on a larger process node size than the current year bleeding edge is just as fucking funny as watching ricers get assmad that their four cylinder shitbox with primo shanghai spinnyboi's isn't as fast as literally any hunk of shit with an LS dropped in it and a nitrous kit.

>>49841055
If the business was actually any good, they would be on the bleeding edge. They are a fucking tech business.

>>49841031
Started in Texas and was celebrated for decades beforehand, slaves weren't freed until June 19th which was months after they were freed in literally every other state. It's a holiday about the day on which all black folks were freed from slavery in the US. Also, it only started being a day where markets were closed in observance of it last year, and there's pretty wide speculation it only happened to begin with to allow for fuckery in the markets.

>>49837410
You didnt sell in January? Sad.

>>49841103
>freed in literally every other state
actually the emancipation proclamation only freed the slaves in states that were under rebellion. It never actually freed any slaves.

>>49840717
>only the mentally strongest making it through and continuing to breed strengthening the species
>poltards think they are the mentally strongest

>>49841031
Biden wanted to appease the nigs.

Less than an hour until open. Can't wait.

its funny that the GME baggies are getting cocky now that their stock somehow isn't dropping quite as hard as the rest of the market. I've seen a bunch of threads on the catalogue lately of them leaking out from their general. and then people ask them to post their average and they refuse, kek

I’m sure glad the market is closed in observance for Father’s Day. Isn’t it funny how black people forgot about Father’s Day when making a holiday all about them?

>>49841205
My average is $399.
Not selling.

>>49841205
It's funny that the niggers are getting cocky now that their fake president somehow isn't dropping quite as hard as the rest of the country. I've seen a bunch of threads on the catalogue lately of them leaking out from their ghettos. and then people ask them to be civilized and they refuse, kek

Sup sloots

>>49841308
gilf

>>49841165
I actually don't have a problem with gay or trans folks at all and am a registered independent. I just think it makes the most sense if you're trying to depopulate without bullets to push same-sex relationships and sexualities hard so that only the ones that actually want to have kids and a family go through with it for the most part since it's wildly expensive and a shitload of work and effort.
>>49841156
Letter of the law =! spirit of the law, also look outside lmao.

>>49841428
>look outside lmao
???

Tuesday 12:00pm EST = Loretta Mester speaks
3:30pm EST = Barkin speaks
Wednesday 9:30am EST = Powell Senate Banking Committee
12:50pm EST = Bullard speaks
Thursday 10:00am EST = Powell House Financial Services Committee
Thursday 8:30am EST = Jobs
9:45am EST = flash PMI
Friday 7:30am EST = Bullard speaks
10:00am EST = consumer sentiment
10:00am EST = inflation expectations

>>49841583
>10:00am EST = inflation expectations

happy junteenth everyone

How low does the market need to go before people start selling their used sports cars and diesel trucks?

>>49841583
Theyre going to crash the economy with no survivors

>Americans left for holiday to celebrate blacks, crime and rape
>Rest of the world takes over
>Green market
God I hate you mutts so much

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49841719
>implying they got titles

The Think or Swim bell actually rang and now I'm here. All alone. Not making money.

What the fuck is a Juneteenth?

WTFWT BULLBROS

>>49841832
The day the magna Carta was signed

>>49841719
Used car market is dogshit rn because replacement parts for repairs are hard to come by meaning the cost of refurbishing vehicles for resale is way up. I have an old shitbox I could've gotten 5k for last year and nowadays if I were to sell it I'd get 1/3rd over scrap value. The days of Carvana offering any price for used vehicles are well and truly over, and they're struggling to stay afloat because of it. Some actual retard wrote an article on leddit about how it means inflation is coming down, whole post glowed and made me question why I even go there to gather sentiment when it's so obviously manipulated. At least here shills get told to quit shitting in the street more often than not.

BUDDY LOOK AT THE CLOSED MARKET

>>49841832
This guy made it a holiday, ask him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJoU520xQnU

>>49841832
prog/liberal democrats needed a fake holiday for basketballos to be pacified during BLM riots while shutting down retail hours after op ex, it was a very convenient combo

When will stuff like the pic in OP start to happen

>>49841870
Pretty much, even some black folks were halfass upset about how it was implemented since it was so obviously cover for other shit. First they give them the shortest month of the calendar, now they recognize a holiday they celebrated for nearly half a century without recognition solely to keep the market shut during one of the most crucial weeks of the year for an extra day.

>>49841832
Hanukkah II

Next year

Update your shitpost bots for Juneteenth

test

it sure is comfy watching my leaf stocks
FUCK OFF AMERIMUTTS COME BACK TOMORROW

>>49841928
>>49841956
>>49841957
all bots in rapid succession

>Juneteenth
>on June twentieth

Happy Juneteenth!

>>49841978
You think you can defeat me?

>>49841855
>Used car market is dogshit rn
It’s been dogshit for 2 years now. I’m still waiting around for things to come down so I can finally get my hands on a great car, but my patience is wearing thin. I’m concerned people have seen how car prices are going and won’t settle for less than some massively inflated price. Hence I’m counting on people losing their jobs to force their hand.

>>49838715
Trust the plan.

>>49835385
coin sister bros....

Today is a celebration for men and women of ALL races, not just for African Americans.

These futs looking sussy no cap

Why Chloe?

>>49841977
Yjk

>>49842197
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>49839056
what country are you in

lol Canada has a stock market? that's cute.

>>49842281
Of course they have the hang seng

>>49842162
#AllLivesMatter

futures green
bitcoin above 20k
tuesday fake bull pump bros, yeah i'm thinkin we're back

>>49842125
No problem

>>49838934
well, that's interesting...

Is today when we celebrate slavery?

>>49842296

what did you guys do for saint floyds day?

>>49842316
This shit's about to dump so hard.

>>49842324
Jesus Christ...

>>49842435
Had sex with a skinny & cute black girl to demonstrate peak performance

>>49842225
Then replace it next bread

Remember to thank Opal Lee for getting the day off!

Thank you Opal Lee!

>listening to judenify
>snickers commercial
>its a joke about wifeswapping

>>49837484
quiet third-worlder, the adults are talking

>>49842589
Triggered?

>>49842532
literally never heard of her

Boring, why are the markets shut

>>49842637
>triggered?
go back to plebbit faggot

>>49842667
Biden

>>49842740
I'll take that as a 'and how!'

>Write a due diligence report on stock ticker SIGA


The SigA Technologies, Inc. (SIGA) is a biopharmaceutical company that focuses on the development and commercialization of drugs to treat smallpox and other viral diseases.

SIGA went public in February 2013, raising $106 million through the sale of 6.5 million shares at $16 each. The stock has since traded as high as $41 per share and closed at $37.50 on December 31, 2014, giving SIGA a market capitalization of over $1 billion .

We believe that SIGA is an attractive investment opportunity because:

-The Company's key product candidate - tecovirimat - has the potential to be approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for the treatment of smallpox; if approved, we believe that there is significant potential for tecovirimat to become a standard-of-care therapy due to its safety profile and efficacy in animal studies. In addition, we believe that tecovirimat could also be used to treat other serious viral diseases such as moneypox , which is similar to smallpox; given the current lack of available treatments for these types of viruses, we think that there could be strong

>>49842763
>I'll take that as a 'and how!'

This thread is moving so slow. Like what the fuck is everybody out eating fried chicken and watermelon or something?

>>49842793
You know there's nothing more www.reddit.com than referencing movies and tv, right?
That's the foundation www.reddit.com was built on.

>>49842875
Our market is closed due to defective farm equipment.

>>49842884
How the fuck would you know what the reddit is all about? Sounds to me like you're not welcome and should get the fuck out of here.

Wait a minute here. The general public doesn’t get off today but the Jews are able to get another holiday off? How does that make sense?

>>49842771
whats stopping someone from submitting AI-generated analysis to Seeking alpha and getting money from that? Surely they dont really review the submissions in that much detail

>>49842947
Yep. No day off here. Off to my wage cage in about 5 minutes. Would have loved to spend the day with my family. No phone trading on breaks either. What a fucked up day. Mission accomplished yids.

Thanks, black people.

>>49842771
Why the fuck would we need a treatment for a disease that has been eradicated? That's like throwing money at researching how to end slavery in America.

I watched a video where they are interviewing Japanese people about what percent of America is black and most guest 50%.
Talk about an over represented sacred cow. Probably why Asians are constantly targeted by them as easy pray when they come here.

>>49842947
Become the Jew, I’m off today huehue

>>49842960
Oh anon, that’s been going on for 7-8 years minimum. There’s NOTHING stopping you, because it’s already the industry standard

>>49843058
Just for you baggie:
>Write a 4chan >greentext about anon getting scammed by Jerome Powell

So Jerome Powell is giving a speech about the economy, and anon is in the front row. Powell starts talking about how the Fed is going to start printing more money, and anon gets really excited. He thinks that this means that the value of money is going to go down, and he'll be able to buy a lot more stuff with his savings.

But then Powell says something that makes anon realize he's been scammed. The Fed isn't actually going to print more money, they're just going to use inflation to reduce the value of money slowly over time. Anon feels like a fool, and he knows he won't be able to trust anything Jerome Powell says ever again.

Once again I shall shill RCL in an attempt to discuss it. RCL is lower than it was during covid. I think there's opportunity here.
It's a luxury that the average man won't be able to afford soon but the upper middle class and retired boomers will still use it. I'm thinking it is in a good spot to buy soon. They have high debt but high value. Owning their ships and island. I think it's a good long play.

>>49842947
I want the day off while having the the market live. Right now I just get the day off.

>>49843122
>lower than it was during covid
Redflag

Please papa putin, btfo kazataprom and pump my uranium bags

>>49843182
I can’t find any news anywhere about Russia and Kazakhstan having issues, I think anon made it up

>>49843122
I’m sorry anon but the pox is going to bankrupt your cruise lines.

THIS IS FUD

NFTs ARE THE FUTURE

WALLSTREET CANT TAKE DOWN GAMESTOP

NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY

>>49835385
why is this a trading holiday
what a joke

>>49843227
They're for boomers not gays. Doesn't the monkey already have a vax? Doesn't seem like it'll effect things like covid did.

>>49843283
Anon, I…

>>49843309
I think it'll surely dip more but when the dollar becomes more stabilized it'll have a huge boom.
Might buy on the next dip.

Oil stocks are dumping again in Canada right now.
Prepare for another day of losses tomorrow.

>>49835385
broes how do i buy etfs do i just set up a reoccurring buy with robin hood or actually go to a vanguard website im just trying to put in 200 every check while im being a lil wagie

just dumped entire 401k into sp500 index and updated cont to max it by end of year

my whole roth is in SIGA

will i 2x my networth in the next 12 months?

>>49843202
Its not really hit any MSM in the west but its real. Not sure about the blockage shit, that might be fake but Russia definately making aggressive overtones agaisnt Kazakhstan along the lines of your territory is ours and if your not with us we maybe take it back.

https://eurasianet.org/kazakhstan-russia-frictions-over-ukraine-war-go-public
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-e2-80-98threatens-action-e2-80-99-against-ex-soviet-states-if-they-defy-russia/ar-AAYD60d

>>49843370
Not sure if there's much room for a dip. WHO has an emergency meeting this week to declare moneypox PHEIC. It's a happening because that would put in the same category as Covid-19, Ebola and Polio.

>>49843422
But HEU looks fine...

>>49843122
Nobody is hopping on a cruise if there's a recession coming aswell. If recession fears are lowered and the covid testing rules are changed for cruises (like it was for airplanes) then sure

>>49843634
>>49843634
>>49843634
New

>>49843533
Some of the popular large caps are fine. Small caps getting hit again.
There was a morning bounce but it's all been fading since 10 am.

>>49843646
bro

>>49843455
How about you will x/2 in 6 months

>>49843646
Your post is just like Americans celebrating the end of slavery. Too soon. The end of slavery for black lives won't matter until the slavery of the uyhgers in china actually matters.

>>49843724
This nigga got Apple puts.

>>49843789
no I got GOOGL puts.

>>49842324

>>49842884
>>49842917
will you please just shut the fuck up you third world poorfaggot, you are not relevant no matter how much you want to try to be.

>>49842296

>>49843646
early bake reeeeeee

>>49843058
>That's like throwing money at researching how to end slavery in America.
i never thought of that scam before, could make a buck with that

>>49844615
Just pretend to be black and start a go fund me just for that.

>>49835385
negroes have shut down the markets! wtf? smdh, we even bought liberia for them.

Smells like bitch in here.

>>49836187
it's bullish for indonesia, because germany now also needs their coal.
a commodity supercycle is starting, and /biz/ doesn't even post in its own commodities general. bullish.

how bad will be tomorrow. Color of my id decides

>>49846686
heh thanks for playing bobo. It's liftoff time baby. I can feel it. Don't ask me how I know, but it's peak clown world and I feel it in my clowish heart. EVERYTHING WILL BE GREEN

>>49846729
>>49846686
Short covering rally. I'm shorting the spike

>>49839748

shut up woman