/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49840734
Kevin is the best shark. He actually makes more offers than all other sharks and gives the most realistic advice. He's right here too.

>>49840734
Because he knows they're making it out to be worse than it actually is. He's actually buying the dip.

>>49840734
Crash signal.

He's the kind of guy who would absolutely lie about his sentiment to get more positive headlines and pump his bags 0.000001% more while he sells them off to the goyim.

>guy who has a small percentage of his net worth in crypto tells people who put their life savings into it to "just stomach it"

>>49840734
based

>>49841046
Didn't he up his exposure to 10% or 20

>>49841046
Would it be better if those people sold the bottom and roped afterwards?

>>49841046
If you put your life savings into any volatile investment you deserve to get shit on. Only gamble what you can lose so you won't be forced to sell at a loss.

If you put your life savings into crypto you really deserve to get shit on.

If you put your life savings into "20% APY for free not a pyramid scheme" or harry potter mario obama coin you really, really deserve to get shit on.

>>49841046
>betting your life savings on a volatile digital asset

>>49841106
>>49841122
Yes, this is /biz/.

>>49841046
>I'M GONNA GET RICH OFF ELON MARS INU!!!!!!!

>>49841046
>life savings
I hope they all die. No one this stupid deserves to live

>>49841046
he's not your risk manager

Yes hold liquidity for the guy

I'm not selling. As far as I'm concerned the money I put into crypto is already spent so I don't see a difference between selling for 50% of what I paid vs letting it go to 0. Either sell it at a profit or not at all. Obviously it's different if your entire net worth is tied up in crypto and you've gotta cut your losses somewhere but if you're gambling your entire life on internet coins you're probably very stupid

>>49840906
Did you know that humans can survive solely on dates and camel milk

>>49840734
He makes money from jew fees on his wonderfi exchange

>>49841092

When their shit coins go much lower and still rope...

When a person misses the boat, the boat keeps going. When industry misses the boat, the boat turns around.

>>49842735
Sounds plausible. Is there a reason you bring this up?

>>49840906
>He's right here too
In this very thread!?

>>>/wsg/4584037
favorite Kevin moment

>>49845416
Probably.

He wants some bagholders

>>49840734
Great mindset for stonks, retarded mindset for crypto

>>49840986
I mean if you're gonna buy something, why not hold on to you money and wait for a sale?
It's common sense.

>>49841046
Imma just stomach it and buy the dip.
Enough whales are in the game its retarded not it.

>>49841712
>and you've gotta cut your losses somewhere
No you don't, lmao.
Terrible advice from a nigger crack head.

>>49845518
Thank you for your service

>>49841712
>don't put your life savings in crypto
Cope

>>49840906
Hi Kevin

>>49840734

The difference is he has like 1% of his wealth invested, and can afford to wait. People on here put their entire net worth into it (all $5 of it) and think they can just HODL forever lol

I have 500$ and am new to any and everything biz. I'm autistic and retarded. Should I buy some Bitcoin? So many people are arguing it's dead, others are saying it'll rebound. Think they're calling it a rally? I'm willing to take a risk, but would love other /biz/ users advice or speculation

>>49840734
>guy who's made it for 50 lifetimes can stomach downturns
whoa

>>49848069
BTC, ETH, and LINK

>>49842735
Who should I date to survive?

he already sold lol

>>49841046
He also tells people not to put their life savings into it like a dumbass

>>49848069
Don't come here for advice. You don't yet know enough to sort the gems from the curry.

>>49841106
>muh only gamble what you can afford to loserino!!
hello r*ddit. not only have I invested all of me and my wife's decade long lifesavings into chainlink, but I also took out a loan for a car and put it into XRP. suckers like you will never get rich. you have to take some risks you beta faggot

>>49840906
>Kevin is the best shark. He actually makes more offers than all other sharks and gives the most realistic advice. I'm right here too.

>>49845357
You vill eat ze dates

>>49841712
That's how I feel. With every new portfolio low, I just buy more.

>>49848403
Wanna date?

>>49845357
Because Kevin is peanut butter connoisseur and there is a question of how much chunk in a crunch factor should be; there is still a raging debate ongoing about refrigeration after opening the jar.

>>49841046
Hear that? That's the sound of /biz/ gulping in unison and becoming very silent after reading this green text.

>>49840734
we haven't bottomed until assholes like this firesale everything

>>49842735

less than that, they used to give slaves bread and water

>>49840734
O'Leary doesn't understand that clenching makes dilating a chore. Better to sell and not let anything get in the way of the woman you were born to be.

>>49851540
Woah champ, polish your tastevain a little

>>49840734
Kevin has enough money to wait 50 years if needed
99% of you don't have that luxury

>>49840734
I mean the bald homosexual is right. Why would i sell?

>>49840734
Every time I see this dude I can only think of the copypastas that were floating around /tv/ a few years ago, where he'd go off on absurd anecdotes before he made an offer or no

He literally looks like pink wojak

>>49840734

>>49854179
There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh.

>>49840734
Losing 70%+ in a week would make normal people sick.

>>49854234
No he looks like bailey jay

>>49840734
wasn't this the guy who said crypto is a scam years ago and then started buying the top?

>>49848069
Lurk and Read, spend time in the generals. Especially XMR General.

Get a job, and DCA(google this if you don’t know what it means).

Read investopedia, it’s your best friend.

Fake and gay

>>49841046
>t. can't read
"You" could be in general as in what's he's planning on doing personally. And he didn't tell you or anyone else to go all in.

>>49840734
translation: Kevin O'Leary needs exit liquidity

>>49841106
Where can I buy Harry Potter Mario Obama coin?

>>49857669
I will sell you some of it.