/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49837809
Middle one, please

>>49837809
2 reminds me of the crazy bitch from Gone Girl

>>49837809
this chick will breed warriors

>>49837809
"Crushinator 3000 will snap your dick off like a shear and that's a good thing, next on TLC"

>>49837844
Just one child from this behemoth will have the strength of 1000 men

>>49837809
the ones on the right right are the only correct choices

>>49837809
>literally who
no thanks, i'd rather take 30k and pick #4

https://www.instagram.com/han.roseee/

>>49837922
fat

>>49837809
The middle one turns my small pp into the very inflated pp

>>49837809
death by snu snu

>>49837809
That's a man. Also. BTC to 30. Also, 1>5>(4,2 interchangable)>i'd rather go it alone>3

Huh? These are 10 a penny here in the UK.
Usually with 2 black kids in tow but they aren't anything special at all

>>49838104
>10 a penny
can i get an english translation?

>>49838130
shouldn't americans be in bed by now?
"dime a dozen" you might understand

>>49838154
ah, yeah, canadian though. biphasic sleeping pattern.

>>49838009
no question!
she even has psycho eyes. stay the fukk away!

>>49837809
Imagine what Prince Yahshua would do to them

you know what to do

>>49837809
all of these girls are below average

>>49838414
Fuck you. The numbers are on their shirts. You get the left one with the dyed hair. If you don't get a get you die alone with your hymen intact.

>>49838414
Please 1-3

>>49838414
trips and 15 sits on your face. reroll. Evens = survive, odds = death

>>49838414
hmm

>>49838414
4-6 cmon cmon

>>49837809
im not a scat fetishist so i'll take the money

>>49838414
Pray for dubs pls lord, I need this to be dubs I beg of you pls be dubs. I'll do anything pls don't do dis to me dubs pls

>>49838414
implying I don't want 1-3

How tall is this bitch

>>49838822
Lucky bitch

>>49838879
6'3 180lbs

>>49837809
>/biz/ness and finance deep high iq discussion of the day: would you rather make money or literaly eat shit?

>>49837879
the perfect wife for a petite short man, they will produce average humans.

>>49838414
>mamacita por favor

>>49839017
not one of the hogher rates but 7 does look kinda like my gf so I'll take that I guess?

>>49838414
roll ser please 13

>>49838414

>>49838822
Was it worth it to waste your allocation of meme magic for THIS?

PS rooooollll

>>49838414
>let me be the big spoon anyways. i want your protien braps on my lap

>>49838822
Checked

>>49839166
>>49838822
topkek

>>49839017
kek at the album cover on the wall

>>49838414
Rolling 1-3 let's go

>>49838822
Include me in the screencap

>>49837809
>implying I don't want the middle one
The lady I married has a similar build, we will have very masculine sons and I am fucking wicked stoked about it. Me like snusnu.

Giant benis

>>49837809
"There were Giants on the earth in those days, and also after that"

Gen 6:4

Is "le warrior sons" the new cope for closeted homosexuality?

Next thing you'll select for 10 inch cock and square jawline in your partner

>>49840151
>we will have very masculine sons
When she puts her dick in you

>>49840053
I fucking got her. Gona smash that thin bald pussy let's gooo

>>49838439
They go to Gardner Webb so…

>>49837809
BTC to 150k.

>>49840176
I actually enjoy getting pegged so fair play my fren, you called it correctly. When she's done I put my dick in her and nut buckets from all the prostate stimulation, got two kiddos with more on the way. I used the gay to be more straight and be fruitful and multiply. I think it's quite based.
>>49840177
>rolled dubs
You attract what you fear mah fren.

>>49837820
This. Tall and curvy. adequate thigh gap. clearly the leader of her female crew. I had a wide hip chick like this in college and that ass from the back came from the gods

>>49837922
>gamer

oh really. let me slide into them DMs right quick...

>>49838414
DEATH BY SNU SNU
CHECK 'EM

I'm not a degenerate coomer

>>49840177
Weird man. it's very common to look at partner traits and family history to select a breeder. if you want tall kids, you have a much better shot if you select a woman is is 5'7'' or above versus one who is 5 feet. are you a manlet or something?

>>49837809
I still remember when "eat shit" was an insult

>>49838414
Rollin' for dubbs Give me snu snu

>>49837809
AMAZONAS AWOOGA

>>49840528
Ironic, short men want a woman shorter than them to protect their pride and ego when that just means their kids will be shorter than they were dooming them to an ever shrinking pool of women shorter than themselves until one of their descendants breaks the cycle and climbs a mountain or the bloodline dies out.

>>49838822
WITNESSED, BROTHER

>>49840327
And your kids might not be manlets
Well, your daughters, at least

>>49840670
I'm 6'10 and made it a point to find a lady that wasn't extremely tall but still built like a brick house so that my kids wouldn't have as many problems in life being as big as me but would still be pretty big and not kill their mom on the way out. Same reason why I think shorter dudes are retarded if they make it a point that their woman has to be smaller than them unless it's their literal soulmate or they don't care how big their kids will be.

>>49840177
>Is "le warrior sons" the new cope for closeted homosexuality?
Haven't you figured out that femdom is /biz/'s fetish?
Nobody cares about warrior sons, they just want to get roughed up, and tied up by that amazonian chick before she sits on your face and makes you eat her ass.

>>49837809
why would you want a masculine woman
you are all gay as fuck

>>49838414
K

>>49838414
Checked

>>49840883
Real question. Do you find that having a better built wife proves your sex life?

>>49837809
Number 1s body, with number 4s face, and number 3s low self esteem.

three threes makes 9

>>49841072
In some respects yes, it's nice not feeling like I'm going to break her. The height difference makes some positions impossible or unwise/dangerous but that's what the extra pillows on the bed are for.

>>49837841
>2 reminds me of the crazy bitch from Gone Girl
Rosamunde Kike

>>49838414
begging the gods for dubs

>>49839292
I want to die under the pressure of her dumptruck

>>49840649
Where the hell did you get that image?

>>49840937
"""Femdom""" is fake and gay and usually rooted in mommy issues and is how dudes end up single or literal cuckolds because they expected their partner to be their therapist and go way overboard with it without considering their needs. To be in a happy relationship with any real level of role reversal in it you have to be a hell of a man and there cannot be any question that you satisfy your woman entirely beyond reproach in more traditional means before even thinking of bringing it up. I get wicked pissed when dudes go about it the wrong way and blow up a relationship because they haven't worked through their bullshit, it ain't right and like 4/5th's of the guys that are into it don't go about it the right way to begin with. If your woman doesn't already respect the fuck out of you and practically worship the ground you walk on for good reason, it's a poor idea to introduce anything even halfway close to femdom to a relationship.