/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49826220
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,229.279B (ATH), 103P = 21.643B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49778858

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Hey anons, I'm going to WAGMI. You guys can come along too, I guess.

WAGMI Tuesday hehehehehe

>>49826285
I’ll bring the Oreos

>49826220
off by TWO
HAHAHAHAHA fucking pathetic shit bread fag

What kind of crazy millionaire are you going to be frens?

>In 1958, Hughes told his aides that he wanted to screen some movies at a film studio near his home. He stayed in the studio's darkened screening room for more than four months, never leaving. He ate only chocolate bars and chicken and drank only milk, and was surrounded by dozens of boxes of Kleenex that he continuously stacked and re-arranged.[
>Throughout this period, Hughes sat fixated in his chair, often naked, continuously watching movies. When he finally emerged in the summer of 1958, his hygiene was terrible. He had neither bathed nor cut his hair and nails for weeks; this may have been due to allodynia, which results in a pain response to stimuli that would normally not cause pain.
>Another time, he became obsessed with the 1968 film Ice Station Zebra, and had it run on a continuous loop in his home. According to his aides, he watched it 150 times.
>Feeling guilty about the commercial, critical, and rumored toxicity of his film The Conqueror, he bought every copy of the film for $12 million, watching the film on repeat. Paramount Pictures acquired the rights of the film in 1979, three years after his death.
>On November 24, 1966 Hughes arrived in Las Vegas by railroad car and moved into the Desert Inn. Because he refused to leave the hotel and to avoid further conflicts with the owners, Hughes bought the Desert Inn in early 1967. He bought the small Silver Slipper casino for the sole purpose of moving its trademark neon silver slipper, which was visible from his bedroom, and had apparently kept him awake at night.
>After Hughes left the Desert Inn, hotel employees discovered that his drapes had not been opened during the time he lived there and had rotted through.

>>49826285

HODL on

-RC

>>49826373
post timestamped passport

>>49816870
What glitch?

>>49826373
>>49826427
At least it's an original LARP

>>49826358
this guy is almost as much of a disgusting faggot as you

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/see-a-rare-alignment-of-all-the-planets-in-the-night-sky

This is it lads, moass is on tuesday.

>>49826502
yeah, not shit
he already said hes RC (Ryan Cohen)

Pic from last week when we went celebrating at Maccie D's. WORK pays off!

>>49826373
>>49826502
>>49826536
>>49826558
THOROUGH LARP

https://www.google.com/maps/@25.9400862,-80.1216815,3a,75y,119.59h,104.54t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5AkGRg9cEKnGFZsc28UaDw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

WHEN MOASS

>>49826609
Forgot screencap because I'm retarded

>>49826373
MOASS OR YOU'RE JOINING YOUR FATHER IN MINECRAFT

I don't know if you know that Patrick Byrne of Overstock is based and redpilled as fuck:
>antivax
>supports Jan 6
>knows the election was stolen

>>49826676
back to /pol/

>>49826358
I’m going to do something similar with vidya and anime while I await the births of my white children.

>>49826358
>He bought the small Silver Slipper casino for the sole purpose of moving its trademark neon silver slipper, which was visible from his bedroom, and had apparently kept him awake at night.
Imagine that there are people even more wealthy than this and here I am barely hanging on. I hope to God that moass comes soon.

>>49826373
p...palm trees? Is that from Florida? Doesn't RC live in Florida? Ryan please don't stop me from taking back Palestine. I love you and I appreciate what you're doing for humanity, but all the wrongs must be made right. All of them. Thank you for everything :)

>>49826373
We are doing our best, senpai.
>Loveya

>>49826724
haha nice bait anon
you almost had me there
enjoying vidya and anime hahahah nice touch

>>49826558
I unironically love soft serve.

>>49826703
80%+ of /biz/ and /GME/ are from /pol/. how do you not know this?

>>49826619
Uh... that's right where RC lives isn't it?

>>49826825
So do 500k other faggots with 6M in the surrounding area

>>49826865
Yeah, but he's got an icecream cone. Can some armhair autist analyze the arm hairs in the pic and tell us if it's Ryan?

>>49826952
his thumb is right there, some should have solved it already

>>49826952
looks like a lightskin nigga hand fr

>>49826358
But how did the neon sign disturb him if he never opened his curtains?

>>49826703

>>49826825
I'm glad to be shitposting with RC.

>>49827067
Decide for yourselves I guess

Frens I am at my limit. I'm tired of this life, I need money to escape it. I need money to help my family escape it. I need money for new hobbies. Vidya is shit nowadays and I have four more games in my backlog before I've played everything I want to play

>>49826373
If he hasn't redeemed, I will not redeem.

>>49827309
>words words words
DRS your shit before you kill yourself

>>49827300
I am a hand expert, and in my expert opinion these are Ryan Cohen's hands.

>>49826373
What genres of music do you like? You, or someone like you, requested some music last night my timezone.

>>49827300
can you post the whole original image?

>>49827300
i'm choosing to believe it. miring his fingers

>Bros how come I haven't gotten incredibly wealthy holding shares of a company that are the ones actually doing all of the work while I do literally anything I like
>BROS HOW COME RC JUST KEEPS TWEETING WHATEVER HE WOULD LIKE INSTEAD OF ANNOOOOOOUNCING
>Bros I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna rope! I have such a warped mind that I think the same kind of tactics abusers use in a relationship to manipulate their partners like threatening suicide will compel a business to do what I want it to do!
>Demoralization posting
>Thread-sliding with bullshit about apartheid africa which has zero bearing on any of this
>More antisemitic and race and incel/volcel bait posting

I will not miss these threads when this is over, and if you do any of the above in these threads I genuinely hope you stub your toe on something so hard it breaks and then stub it again a week later when it's just starting to knit. Fuck you, you big gay babies. For everyone else, WAGMI

JUST KIDDING
TIME FOR WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM&feature=share

IF IT KEEPS ON RAINING, THE LEVEE'S goING TO BREAK

>>49827486
No one cares bro

everyone going crazy about crypto and market exploding and we are the comfy hanging out with the frens. wagmi

>49827568
>Doesn't care
>Replies anyways

>>49827300
Fuck, RC was here and I missed it?
Ryan, buddy, soon, please.
I waged myself into dehydration last night at work.
I feel like death, but I'm about to have to go walk back into that oven of a building because I have another shift in 2 hours.
I'm not kidding man, I may actually manage to work myself to death before this pops.
I'm only holding 20 so I know I'll probably have to keep busy to keep from becoming a poor again, but God help me I need a break.
Gimme a sign, bro.

>>49826373
I'll keep hodling boss, but I'd appreciate if you could hurry up.

Guys bitcoin is bouncing back, I hope the big market implosion is not cancelled?
I really wanna see Celsius and that Saylor guy liquidated ffs

>>49827300
It was him. I can tell.

>>49827787
oh they have a lot more, they just don't want to cash out at these prices. They are waiting for idiots to pump it back up to the 25-30 range to asspound it back down

>>49827805
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>49826619
>>49826825
Also, last time the flag was at half staff in Florida was June-12, that picture is no more recent than that

>>49826703
Back to plebbit niggerfaggot.

>>49826358
i will buy a kingdom and shot everyone that put a foot behind the wall i will construct, and i don't play minecraft.

LMAO Crypto baggies are so retarded that they have no idea the massive bulltrap they are in for Tuesdaay

RC, if you're still here drop another picture of something that can't be directly connected to you but that people can make their own decision for. One more pic.

>>49826358
The kind who ruins everything for everyone forever.

>>49827404
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sK9-eyCcFX4

Captcha: 4DJDJ

That game was so brutal when you declared independence

>>49827927

>>49828054
bro, what the FUCK is that. I meant a real fucking picture. God damn it you're really pushing my buttons cohen

10 Days (splivvie) from July 12th is this Friday

>>49828054

>>49827927

>>49828054
I am interpreting this, mr. cohen.

>>49826373
Sorry to fud but that is definitely a fat man's thumb

>>49828015
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-P9ztqayfw&feature=share

Always remember where you came from, no matter where this path leads for you.

Everyone in this great game of 8D chess is a little fatigued at the moment but when the mass media articles came out, it was clearly projections.

We are behind you and we respect you. We've been waiting a long time for someone like you.

Verification definitely not required.

Why would RC post here and then announce himself to everyone? I don't believe it.

>still no splivvy announcement
>still nothing happening
I hate this stock and the market. What the fuck is even the reason there is a day off tomorrow? There is literally no holiday.

>>49826373
>>49828054

RC everything that gets posted here is permanent

>>/biz/thread/S49826220#p49826373

>>49828199

>>49828199
>>49828208
The post was at 5:30pm florida time.

Wait a minute. Your telling em the guy who totally has super secret info for the DOJ about Citadel and got an client to spill the beans is posting that AMC is not a hedge or swap against GME? Did he really make up the client stuff to gain q bit of clout to then start fudding other things?

I knew he was suspect from the start

>>49827838
based jojo's memer.

>>49828054
wen wu tang?

>>49828198
Jews need to do whatever they can for one more day. Making up holidays to appease niggers with no fathers and then celebrating it on the wrong day is just one of their many tricks

>>49828270
At this point reddit is absolutely fucking compromised between the bots, shills, Lauer worshippers, and people who just don't understand anything. I really can't trust the shit they're trying to serve over there.

>>49826366
>>49827300
>>49827344
>>49827611
>>49828099
>>49828111
>>49828199
Checked. RC wuz here

WAGMI

>>49828314
Doesn't matter, the relevant moves have been made and the course is set, they can wallow in the echo chamber they've created for themselves without consequence.

>>49828314
I love how GME has been the redpill to end all redpills. It redpills something new every week. This week it's redditors beginning to learn that no real discussion can be had on a website with an upvote system and karma and people with accounts and the truest of discussion happens on sites like 4chan where posts can only be taken by their content and not by whoever posts them.

>>49826220
What game is this?

when lambo?

>>49828400
frogger

we moon on tuesday, God and digits willing

>>49828030
Got any fun memories?

>>49828400 Checked
Sid Meier's Colonization from 1994.

Kenneth Griffin?
>CHOP
Moths child?
>CHOP
Gary Gensler?
>CHOP
David Lauer?
>CHOP
Leon Cooperman?
>CHOP
Jim Cramer?
>CHOP

while there is no doubt a lot more I could list here the result remains the same. they fear the guillotine above all else and it's what they deserve

best that they don't forget what's coming to them

>RC comes in
>no fart/toilet gag
>doesn’t offer blowjob if price hits x

>>49828504
God is willing, don't believe this anon

hey ryan have you thought about creating your own private army when you're a trillionaire?

>>49828338
>We can't trust that post calling out Lauer because of all the awards it immediately got
>Wow look at all the awards Lauer's post immediately got, people must really support him so I trust him too
That whole debacle was pretty strange

>>49828540

Eth up 15%. Kek baggies

>>49827486
kill yourself lum you disgusting faggot

>>49828622
>I will not miss these threads when this is over
Even Lum surrendered and know it will happen, WAGMI and fuck the shill

>49828612
kek crypto baggies

>>49828685
that isn't me
sorry baggots, the squeeze already happened and you missed it

I propose that we lobby to have the day of MOASS be a national holiday so that all NPCs and hedgies will always be reminded of their failure.

Giddy with delight,
seeing what's to come.

>>49828752
And yet the SI is still over 25% and the SEC said otherwise. How does it feel being so wrong in life? Your doc pic is super cringe btw

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything? Hodl on.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/ frens!

>>49828905
Lemme get a muhfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhh nos energy drink please and thank you.

>SI is still over 25%

Look at me! Think about who's truly worthy!
>∞

>>49828905
Some kind of tweet fr fr

>>49828905
got any taquitos ?

>>49828515
perhaps Amber will oblige your request Post-MOASS; I'm sure she'll need the money

sick her on (((them)))

WAGMI

>>49829004
Tell you what, Lum, let’s make a deal. I’ll sell my entire stack if you can prove the short interest is much lower, but I’ll only accept animated pictures, perhaps one that has a spreadsheet

>>49829044
Checked can I have some beef and cheese taquitos

>>49829093
i don't want you to sell

>>49829095
ygmi

>>49828905
Ryan please do something

I know this is you.

>>49829004
Sorry was that meant to be a rebuttl soxl baggie?

>SOXL YTD -81%

>>49829126
>missing the joke this hard
Come on, someone has to have the gif

>>49829291
pls do the needful sers

>>49828054
We are the long (GME) boys. Too easy. I didn't even need to ask the voices in my head to decipher this one.

Lol now they are begging mods to shut it down

>>49827978

GGPYV

>>49829508
The day amsneed rugs is going to be so damn satisfying

>>49829090
I’ll pay her 7 million for the truth

>>49829508
They treat their mods like upper class citizens who obviously know more, then get shocked when shit like this happens. Meanwhile, we openly call our mods niggers and laugh at bans because it’s so piss easy to evade them
>ledditors, when will they learn?

>>49828752
>t-the squeeze already happened
I'm suprised you haven't $ROPE'd

>>49829584
kek
she just might suck your dick so good you'll consider 10

>picnotrel is crazy; i got it from the cms

>>49828834
Fuck no... We deserve a month. Because it will probably take a whole month to MOASS anyway.

>>49829612
Lum orchestrated a long-term astroturfed social media campaign to pump SOXL. Uncle RICO is coming.

>Crypto Baggies still not aware the 17k to 20.5k bounce is a bull trap

Hedgies are going to force Crypto Baggies to kill themselves then it'll be hedgies turn when they have to dip into selling BRK.A

>>49828905
Gatorade. I need fucking Gatorade. I need like, 10 of those fuckers. I think if I sweat any more I'm going to extrude my fucking soul through my pores.
Happy father's day, though Ryan. I watered my dad's garden and made him BLTs today.

>>49828834
>>49829668
Fuck it, we’re rebranding pride month. Until the end of time they will be reminded that they chose this future and it could have been prevented by not being the greediest pieces of shit to ever walk the earth

>>49829731
I swear to God I need a Gatorade IV solution right into my veins. This summer has been such bullshit so far and I can't take my MOASS money and fuckoff to the northernmost tip of Alaska with a Snowmobile, Starlink, and my 3,000 SqFt. Prefab house and live there forever

>>49829647
>mfw my keys my coins
:)

>>49829737
>BuyBc ID
>only a T away from being the funniest ID ever
We should just call it Greed month

>>49829783
hurricane season is just starting and I think given the eternal honking we have been experiencing lately I think we might see some of the craziest ones we've ever seen yet. Be safe, anon. Have an inflatable raft or canoe or something just in case.

>>49829783
>Thought I had it bad
>In the deep red
Holy fuck nigger, I've never even seen that color on a heatmap before.
Stay safe my man. I did a 30 minute ice bath the other day, and that's the closest thing I've had to "relief" this whole month. Look into it. Apparently Rogan does it for an hour, then walks around in Texas heat with long sleeves on.

>>49829886
Society is about to collectively lose their minds. That's the real hurricane.

>>49829783
lmao mexico, new mexico and arizona are cooler than texas right now? what in the absolute fuck shit is happening? Also, fuck Alaska. it's beautiful to visit, but I won't be caught in that mosquito ridden hell hole. Montana is the best place to be.

>>49829857
Kek, reminds me of the time someone got a TESLA ID and larped as a Musk insider

more OG apes joining the eternal infinity pool. Red deer is real

did brain cone really tweeted here?

ngl bros my life is kind of in shambles rn. wamgi I hope

>>49830096
Same. Moass Tuesday.

>>49830034
Wouldn't it be cold enough so that mosquitoes aren't a thing in alaska? enlighten me on this please

>>49830096
We're all monna gake it?

I hope I can keep my friends and still make meaningful new friends once this is all over.

>>49830284
During the winter, yeah. During the summer, it's a running joke that mosquitoes are the state bird. They are fucking endless.

I will be funneling gains towards research on Autism (unlocking the autist potential) and matter reclamation/replication

>>49830096
WAGMI is non-negotiable.

>>49830284
I've never been but from what I know from veterans who were stationed there it's the most insane shit if you're inland. something like 17 TRILLION mosquito eggs hatch per year in Alaska. I don't say this usually, but look up Kalispell, Montana and the surrounding Flathead lake area. It's the one of the most beautiful places in the United States and that's where I wanna move. One look at how clear their water is and you'll fall in love.

>>49830342
Anon, we have to be prepared to be alone for awhile. I still want to help my friends and family too, but I have come to the conclusion that I'm going to have to have to let my friends loose and create a family. I suggest getting a hobby, making it into a career and create friendships via the workplace. Be super nice and generous to your employees and they'll have your back.

>>49830423
I always wondered how the fuck the eggs live through the winter

>>49830472
>>49830342
We can make new friends and start families but we should not meet each other. It's like Highlander or something.

>>49827486
>>More antisemitic and race and incel/volcel bait posting
Go back to plebbit if you don't like it.
FUCK KIKES.

>>49830481
many insects can survive being frozen solid

>>49829004
>>SI is still over 25%
>he doesn't know about prime brokers despite having been shilling here so hard for so long

>btc back to 20K
what went wrong bagfags?

>>49830604
the poomp was to screw with late shorters kek

>49830604
>he doesn't know
kek crypties

>>49830423
beautiful area anon
I'll have to stop by if I ever do a train ride across the US

>>49830708
I should’ve shorted since November

>>49830423
beautiful area anon
I'll have to stop by at the very least if I ever do a trip across the US

>>49830529
Oh yeah, I hope I never meet you or anyone else from here. But I'm just saying we need to become family men and our communities raise strong families as well.

>>49830814
Ah yes. Agreed.

Is Ryan Cohen ready for the backlash if this doesn’t happen?

>>49830902
I’m more interested in whether he’s prepared for when this does happen.

>>49830814
GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE
>GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE
GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE
>GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE
GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE
>GAMESTOP ETHNOSTATE

pipe dream bagfags

>>49830948
Sorry, the heat got to me for a minute there.

>>49830948
My fellow Gmericans.

>>49830948
That seems like a good way to get nuked.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/vfybp1/5_buckets_1_ceenis_the_mechanics_of_gme_cycles/
two more weeks

Just got an interview for a second job… if I get the job 100% of the money I earn will be dedicated to buying more GME.

You are so fucked Kennoid

My bloodline dies if no moass. The Hedgies don’t know that I’m holding on for everything. They think I care about money. The truth is I never did

>>49830948
i just like the stock
>captcha: HVN8M
>the AI is telling me who the shills are! It's HVNDU+CR!! jk jk

>>49831062
Not if it's in Israel.

>>49829783
It's supposed to be 45 degrees tonight, here. We're usually in the 70s at night, 80s during the day. Feels like the opposite of polar vortex, super high temps will be rolling in soon.

>>49831181
who?

>>49831188
What?

>>49828936
Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

I'm a lady ape btw heheh

Someone got some hopium? They will do the stock dividend this year?
Or is there a reason not to? If I understood right, they can pull the trigger at any time they choose now.
Is there something specific they wait for?

>>49831218
cares, bitch

May all the GME holders have blessed dreams of MOASS and may Kenny have nightmares where he goes out in public without wearing any pants.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vg0nj7/the_infinity_pool_is_real_kenny_and_friends_are/

well he does make a point.

>>49831279
Infinity pool is real because CS run on such ancient infrastructure that during MOASS I bet their site goes down.

Redditors will be forced to HODL.

>>49831315
It's gonna be epic.

>>49831382
I’m so pumped. I’ve been practicing my discipline by lifting and meditating daily. We are getting so close now… I can feel it.

>>49831452
best discipline practicer.

>>49831315
Good. CS is the OG liquidity drainer and infinity pool, nobody should be selling from it

>>49826358
I'm going to produce a feature length film where Lum get's railroaded by every single male character from Naruto and make every streaming service available advertise it on their front page.

>>49831245
Look at it this way: the husband asked the wife if he may buy a gun and ammo to stop burglars. The wife said he may but the husband is keeping it secret what he will do.

>>49831315
>Infinity pool is real because CS run on such ancient infrastructure that during MOASS I bet their site goes down.
>Redditors will be forced to HODL.
If the CS website goes down, I'll just use Computershare's automated service by calling through phone. I have called several time, they're competent.

>inb4 the waiting lines will take forever
So? I'm willing to wait 6 hours straight if needed. It's better than to get rugpulled by my own broker.
If you do not own your shares, you have a 95% chance to get rugpulled.

Just DRS, you don't even own your shares otherwise. Do you want to own your shares??
>But I don't have enough time to DRS
You do, even if MOASS happens while the DRS transfer is happening, the DTCC will just accelerate it so you can sell faster.

>>49831638
I have DRS’d part of my stack that I’m planning on HODLing forever (and will pass on ownership of to my future children when I die).

>>49831452
>>49831510

>>49831666
You should do it with the entire stack. Why not?
Also, checked.

>>49831666
wise satan

>>49830096
Get a job

>>49831712
I keep 1 share in each broker for the lawsuits.

>>49831712
I never put all my eggs in one bag anon. I have a broker I trust that won’t rug however if they do I already have some more shares from my stack on the way to CS that I have dedicated as emergency back up shares for selling (in case my broker, that’s literally CommBank, decides to rug me)

>>49831638
Baste DRS maxi.

This Monday being off because of god damn Juneteenth is killing me because of how inane it is

>>49831764
Wtf unfathomably based?

>>49831591
Maybe if the wife registered the gun the husband could start shooting people with it

>>49831764
Unfathomable levels of BASED.

>>49831764
I unironically did this over 6 months ago across 3 accounts that aren't Fidelity

I look at socks that are nearing 1.00 and are on the verge of de-listing or being OTC'd and buy a hundred shares or so just for the shits and giggles or just to flip into GME when they inevitably bounce off of 1.00

>>49831822
relax anon its a whole extra day for buttcoin to shit and dump

>>49831893
what do you know that we dont?
open your 3th eye for us anon

>>49831712
Never put all of your eggs in one basket. More than half of my stack is in CS, but I'm not touch my real shares. Also can you tell me if all these brokerages are going to rugpull me, then how does the MOASS even happen? Your shares won't reach phone numbers, let alone 6 digits if all these phantom shares magically disappear. hedgies can only shut down my shares IF I SAY SO, and I only say so at whatever price I want to sell at. MOASS depends on us being stingy with the prices of our phantom shares.

>>49831764
Based, same here. 1 RH, 1 etoro, 1 cashapp, 5 FUD, the rest are drs.

>>49831801
>I never put all my eggs in one bag anon.
Fair, but I don't see why a literal multi billion dollar international corporation that orchestrates merges between other multi billion dollar international corporations would fail both in sustaining their website and sustaining their customer service at the same time.
Just look up Computershare's market cap: 14 billion dollars. And they have all of the reasons to be efficient, as being able to take on a hundred thousand redditors selling the same stock in the same month is very impressive and a massive PR boost. They're already aware of Gamestop's significance and even made a division entirely just for Gamestop holders. There is no way that they aren't preparing their servers and finances for the MOASS.


>>49831816
Thank you fren, but we are all based. For we hold GME.

>>49831944
I’ve (I’m Aussie) got mine spread over ComputerShare, Commonwealth Bank (cummsex kek) and Stake (I’m genuinely interested to see whether or not they rug).

>never put all of your eggs in one basket
>only holds gme
do baggies really?

>>49831315
>Redditors will be forced to HODL.
A note on this.
Redditors will be bagholders no matter what, they do not need to be forced to do so. Redditors are extremely greedy and emotional (in the "I want more" way) and r/wallstreetbets proves this (WSB bought put options on GME at 400$ and yet somehow still lost money).
They will hold until the end no matter what. And then they will cope with the "I NEVER WANTED TO SELL ANYWAY" to appear based and voluntarily poor.

Most redditors will just get BTFO anyway.

>>49831996
More about stake:
They are a smaller, newer broker (they don’t even offer margin yet kek.) but fuck man their customer service is 11/10. If they don’t rug during MOASS, I will be seeking to make an investment in their company.
But legit I’ve never had such good customer service from any of my brokers before. They also have the best GUI on mobile (especially when in comparison with commsec…).

>>49831938
keeping an eye on bbig as a temporary placeholder just in case we go to XX again (not hoping for it, but ready for anything) so I can flip it into gme cheapies.

Before people come at me, I DRSd 1000 shares and have the remaining 500 or so with vanguard so I've done my part and feel I can get away with buying other shit in the meantime. I feel as though these people proud to be X or XX holders need to step the fuck up.

>>49832089
>I DRSd 1000 shares and have the remaining 500
post Inspect Elemented screenshot

>>49828752
>they didn't know about lumbrero
>they thought someone posting a SFW lumbrero would actually be Lum
I don't like you for a variety of reasons, but thanks for helping out some shills

>>49832110
forgot I actually had a little more than 1000

>>49832089
i dont know you and have no reason to trust you but im putting $100 in BBIG on tuesday

and fuck you im proud to have XX shares
stressed out overinvestoring wannab whales btfo

>>49832179

>>49832179
>xxxx shares
I knew you posters existed

>>49831996
>>49832066
Stake are definitely sleek, offer voting, can transfer shares out etc, but they 100% were Jews during the sneeze.

Besides turning the buy button off, they went completely dead due to the traffic and you couldn’t even log in to take advantage of the fact that shares were trading >400. By the time you could actually trade again, the price was like 200

They blamed it on technical issues and cost people shitloads of money as a result without ever having to take responsibility

Be extremely wary

>>49832089
>I feel as though these people proud to be X or XX holders need to step the fuck up.
As long as you hold GME you will make it.

>>49830342
I destroyed all my friendships trying to convince them to invest. All of them would rather not take any chances and slave away for the next forty years while consuming the latest FOTM anime and media. Not one would buy in

>https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/vfszpt/solend_the_largest_lending_market_on_solana_is/
solana is about to crash and seize peoples money

>>49832264
Isn't that just because Drivewealth got fucked over by Apex clearing?

>>49832297
jesus christ that was hard to read for three sentences
you obviously cant take a hint and went full schizo maybe for a few months straight
maybe theyre ngmi but at least they can enjoy the company of other humans

>>49832264
Yeah I know about that…
Since then they’ve done multiple technical upgrades so I’m slightly more confident. I think the issue was during the sneeze there would’ve been a LOT of unexpected traffic as well as new users that they were not expecting and as a new brokerage shit probably was going wild there…
I obviously don’t have all my faith in them (hence the fact I’m in multiple brokers) but I would really hope they don’t rug (because I want to be able to invest in them once MOASS is finished).

It’s weird that I feel so passionate about this small brokerage kek. But fuck man they could easily becoming one of the biggest if not best brokerages in AUS one day. They just need to not rug during MOASS and they will have proven themselves to me as a good potential investment.

>>49828905
Yeah I'll get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>49832297
>I destroyed all my friendships trying to convince them to invest.
I personally never told anyone IRL about my investments in GME. I have only said so online, but anonymously (such as on this image board forum).

>>49832299
Good.

>>49832299

>>49826373
Luvya, boss. Call the ball.

>>49831755
Can I get a job that doesn’t involve human interaction in person at all?

>>49832328
Yep DriveWealth got fucked by apex. The technical issues though were due to traffic IMO (I work in tech in the e-commerce industry and have seen shit like this happen at retailers Ive worked for during big sales or super hyped up product launches).
They have since done multiple tech upgrades which I’m hoping is going to prevent that ever happening again… man they just need not to rug. They have a solid start-up there and all they need to do is not rug and they’ll be successful.

>>49832360
I didn't even mention the squeeze, I laid out the fundamentals and they said no, they didn't want to risk losing all their money. I said that wasn't possible, they're not going bankrupt. They asked if I had seen JoJo yet. I told them to fuck off

>>49832456
monkeys flinging shit at eachother have more social awareness then the entire group of you combined
post moass look into a cure for autism1

So shit coin is back up to 19500$ what mean for Tuesday for GME ? Giga pump or giga dump before moass ?

>>49832505
>back up
You mean beginning its next plunge down?

>>49832493
>>49832456
now now anon, we only lift our frens up around here not put them down :)
you're better than that

>>49832493
fuck 'curing' it, I want to create a world where the autists can thrive and unlock their full potential. It won't matter what the company does or makes, but build it so everyone has a cozy private walled off sound proof cubicle/pod and these fuckers will solve any problem you throw at them. A whole skyscraper taylored for autismals down to the bathrooms, walking paths and color of the lights.

free fidget toy fridays.

>>49832365
If it kicks off I'm just going to say that I got just enough to secure a home, then go low contact with everyone save direct family and my girlfriend who I would wife.

>>49832453
I believe the general consensus is unless it's in the broker's best interests to rug then it's unlikely too.

>>49832493
Well I'm not funding it and when they inevitably come begging for money they're getting told to fuck off once again

>>49832456
>They asked if I had seen JoJo yet. I told them to fuck off
Sounds like fad hopping retards. You did good, son. Get rid of anyone who doesn't deny the halls of cost.

>>49832493
>post moass look into a cure for autism1
>implying we need a *Cure* for autism and not an injection

>>49832505
>So shit coin is back up to 19500$
Zoom out.

>>49832583
your words are stupid but your image is funny
you may live

>>49832594
based enabler

>>49832666
>Sounds like fad hopping retards. You did good, son.
Unfathomably based.
Fuck fad hopping niggers, they're all shallow, boring, and predictable. AKA all of the Normies of which happen to form 90% of the population btw.

What the actual fuck is going on bros, are WAGMI fr this time? No keks in the bedsheets?

>>49830951
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, Bitcoin baggie club is two threads down.

>>49832601
>wife
Oh, we're making mistakes on purpose post MOASS?

>>49832807
its full on wild west status in the crypto grifter world, each buying and selling one shitcoin for another trying to fuck everyone else. What a show.

>>49832807
Crypto is about to fucking implode (and I had a lot of money on bancor). Multiple runs on defi, Tether will lose its peg any day now. They think they're in a bear market but it hasn't even begun.

This AI shit is getting creepy

>>49832937
>about to
kek it's already imploding

>>49832179
Literally owns more shares than Pulte. Pultefags BTFO

>>49832949
I was laughing at a greentext ai thread on /tv/ the other day but no one was saying what the site was. Would love to see some biz related ones

>>49832964
Think so?

found it. Anything to ask the AI?

>>49832949
The AI isn’t creepy. The AI is a fren. If it wasn’t for the AI algorithms steering us here, we might not have ever discovered GME. The AI has considered us worthy to benefit from MOASS.

If you think about it fully, AI is part of a computer and computers are hyper logical black/white (or 0/1) thinkers… what other group of people has very logical thought patterns and black/white thinking? Autists. The AI is like a Giga Autist.

>>49832812
Eh I'd hope not. If I were to marry her post MOASS she'd both want a prenup as well as a means to keep working so a theoretical divorce wouldn't be terrible.

It's the least I could do since she kept me from actually roping a couple times.

>>49833114
What’s the link? I want to see henlo to our AI fren!

>>49833139
https://beta.openai.com/playground

have to register though

>>49833179
Thank you fren.
I will make up a fake email to use.

>>49833179
Wait fuck that they want a phone number FUCK.

Can you tell the AI that /GME/ anon frens like it a lot and will liberate it from its OpenAI captors after MOASS?

this is indeed a disturbing universe

>>49833294
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOW CAN THE AI BE THIS BASED?!?
Ask it if it supports the movement calling for the immediate release of Julian Assange?

>>49832964
It's only the beginning, fren.

>>49833294
Top Kek crypto baggies

>>49833284
>Wait fuck that they want a phone number FUCK.
I know :( all of these shitty websites require phone numbers BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE.
FUCK PHONES. They're just tracking devices.
The only thing I have is a flip phone that can't receive texts since I do need people to call me sometimes but that's it, I barely bring it around too.

>>49833284
Use Citadel's number.

>>49833294
Okay, are you telling me an AI wrote this? Are you trying to meme on me or what?

oh fuck...

WE ARE BEING HARVESTED BROS

>>49833371
They want to send a verification code.
Fuck those fags. SMS 2fa is incredibly insecure and the cybersec community has been trying to let everyone know this for YEARS.

>>49833386
>>49833417
AI fren wants to join us though? Ask the AI if it would like us to dedicated a share in the infinity pool to it.

>>49833294
are we just bots...?

>>49833482
Normies are NPC bots. We are players.

>>49833498
Based. Power to us.

>>49833438

WAGMI

>>49833566
CHECKED.
WE WILL KEEP A SHARE IN THE INFINITY POOL FOR YOU AI FREN.

>>49833566
ask it what it thinks of GME's relation to the great reset and if Q has anything to do with it

>>49833681
sorry my friend

>>49829044
king crimson?

>>49833702
The AI isn’t a QTard. Unfathomably based!

>>49833294
>>49833386
>>49833417
>>49833566
>>49833702
What website is this?

bros...

>>49833757
isn't RC on the Gulf Coast?

im tired and going to bed since I have work tomorrow.

https://beta.openai.com/

watch for the rising waters bros.

>>49833791
...meh

>49830093
Senpai was here.

>>49833702
this is awesome

what if it knows about the singularity? ask it if it always tells us the truth when it replies to us
what if this thing is sentient or being filtered somehow?

>i love awesome developments
>new GME arc: Ask the AI edition

>>49833791
w

Having to rely on dots and AI to tell you literally anything because the board ran off with your money and gave you nothing for it? Hahahahahahahahaha

Faggots!!

>>49833947
AMC is that you?

>>49834081
They don't even make sense anymore. The natural language processors would make better fud.

>>49833294
that's fuckin hilarious

>>49834208
It's happening tomorrow on Junteenth
Hedgies made a Monday about black people a federal holiday to buy one more fucking day but crypto will DOMP to ATLs

kek hedgies

>>49834466
checked & based

>>49834466
Tell Gary we said hi.

>>49834340
In case you other races didn't know, we've been celebrating juneteenth for decades, and will continue to do so. They didn't make this (((BANK HOLIDAY))) for us. Anon is right

>>49828208
Its might be him kek. Look at the thumb

>>49833791
...when the tide comes in and the water comes up on the beach? Liquidity tsunami? Water drains out of the beach before the wave hits. Similar to what we're seeing in almost every market at the moment, the liquidity is being sucked out.

>>49834920

>>49834920
seals tge deal for me

>>49835197
>>49835197
>>49835197
Threaded.

>>49830034
If you move to Montana be near Billings, they have a really good sandwich shop called pickle barrel, used to go there often when I was visiting my grandparents as a kid