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49823408 No.49823408 [Reply] [Original]

*ting ting* *ahem* Can I have you attention? I have an announcement to make.

>> No.49823587
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49823587

Alright, let's hear it

>> No.49823599

>>49823408
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to shout NIGGER like 500 times, get banned while everyone posts kek. Haha, get some new material.

>> No.49823623
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>>49823408
Alright gentleman, but please be quick, i have a janitor to fuck in the mouth.

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>>49823587
>>49823599
>>49823623
It's a pleasure to have you gentleman. Please have a seat and enjoy some complimentary champagne and hors d'oeuvres.

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49823746

sorry can you send the zoom invite again?

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>>49823408
Do tell ol' chap

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>>49823408
Please, dont keep us waiting

>> No.49823874

>>49823408
C'mon OP, let's hear it.

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>>49823408
Well let’s hear it

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>>49823408
I'm here my good sir. Proceed at your leisure my fren.
Gents? Anyone care for drinks? A Capri Sun for me, chilled of course...

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>>49823408
I put on my best suit for this

>> No.49823969

>>49823692
Can I get a dr.pepper instead?

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>>49823408
hopefully i'm not to late

>> No.49823975

>>49823408
Why is there pee in your glass, frogposter?

>> No.49824033
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Ah yes this is quite splendid thank you for showing up gentleman. We will commence with the announcement at 4:30PM EST.

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>>49824033
well dubs wouldn't lie to us, but if its about the market topping i think we should post that now

>> No.49824167
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Good sir, thank you for inviting us. I eagerly await your announcement - but please, take your time.

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49824213

Let's hear it, anon

>> No.49824216

>>49823746
It's in the email retard

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>>49824033

I'm here sir. Hope the announcement is good.

>> No.49824260

Make it quick anon I don’t have all day.

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>>49824033

*holds megaphone*

Ahem sers, you have to book your reservation a day in advance if you are performing an announcement. Everyone leave in fifteen minutes or get hammered.

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You have my attention, fine sir.

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>>49823408
I'm all ears anon.

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>>49823408
yes OP?

>> No.49824379

>>49823408
What's the wifi password?

>> No.49824390
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Reporting in

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>>49824314
ow jannie shut up you're hurting my ear

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>>49824314
I do apologize for this disturbance gentleman. This undesirable negro has been dealt with and will no longer be a nuisance.

Please enjoy these artisanal grilled cheese sandwiches as an apology.

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Ready Sir!

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Ah yes i've been waiting for this

>> No.49824625
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Would you look at this? Our special guest presenter of the day has arrived.

Everyone please welcome Sergey Nazarov!

We will continue with our networking session until 4:30PM while Sergey prepares for his presentation.

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Knowing OP, this announcement will be beyond excellent.

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>>49824424
lets hear it ser

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>>49824652
Hello my friends, a new plate of gourmet gifflars, fresh from the chef! Please, help yourselves!

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*ahem*

HEY HEY HEY

WASUWASUWASUWASSUP

CHAINLIIIINNNNKKKK

Hey hey hey everybody my name is Sergey Nazarov and I’m coming from Moscow, Russia. Let me tell you guys today I am so excited I am so happy I am really so thrilled to be right sharing this amazing glorious super exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it the world is not anymore the way it used to be, no no no.

CHAINLIIIINNNNKKKK

WOOO

CHAINLIIIINNNNKKKK

And let me tell you that I am actually earning $100k per day on an everyday basis, seven days a week. WHAT?! I am right now independently financially independent. I am saying to so many people who said that this was going to be a con artists game, that this was gonna be a scam again.

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I made it, I do hope I'm not too late for the announcement

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>>49824812

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>>49824812
not what i was expecting but still based.

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>>49824812

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>>49824812
Tha k you sergay

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>>49824812
KEK BASED. EVEN FUCKING JANNIES WILL BE PLEASED BY THIS

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>>49824812
Based

>> No.49826833
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we're waiting op!