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Back to work tomorrow

>> No.49823754

Wagies live like that?!?

>> No.49823776

>>49823711
Does she have like, hobbies? I mean she has 4 and a half hours until the next day starts from when she gets out of work and it was spent on dinner and happy hour like what

>> No.49823783

God I hope we get the worst recession of all fucking time so all these roastie whores with meaningless roles lose their job

>> No.49823788

>consultant
>22

arent consultants meant to be experts in their fields with plenty of experience?

>> No.49823790

you know damn well shes gonna be the first one to be laid off during this recession

>> No.49823801

>>49823711
My ex used to be a consultant for a fortune 500 company.
They're usually the first to be laid off in a recession because they don't produce anything useful for the company.

>> No.49823816

>22 year old woman
>consultant
The only thing she can consult is my dick

>> No.49823829

>>49823788
The only thing she consults is the dick of her current boss.

>> No.49823837

>>49823776
Hobbies? You mean like watching sportsball on the weekend?

>> No.49823886

>>49823837
I think he means like binge watching the newest Netflix kikery.

>> No.49823893

>>49823801
Why are they hired in the first place then?

Why would a company hire people that it knows dont produce anything?

>> No.49823923

>>49823788
Nepotism

>> No.49823931

>>49823776
Her hobby is making cringe tik toks

>> No.49823940

>>49823893
Where have you been anon? This is how the world works now.

Alternatively spend one hour per day on /pol/ for a week and you'll have more than an answer

>> No.49823949
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>>49823790
>he thinks the diversity hire is getting
>"laid"
>"off"

>> No.49823957

>wake up at 2pm
>be on my phone for 1 hour
>go to the toilet
>eat some bullshit
>sit on my pc
>go to sleep
>repeat

>> No.49823964

>>49823837
I can tell she is as boring as she looks because people will hobbies they love sneak it into their work week. Filling the rest of your already wasted time with netflix and >>49823931 dear god just screams, "What you see is really what you get!"

>> No.49823980

I'm working from home tomorrow and plan on doing exactly nothing my man

>> No.49823986

>>49823940
Yeah I know but I thought that the free market still worked to some extent.

If all these corporations are so bloated and haemorrhaging money then why isnt competition coming up to replace them?

>> No.49823998

>>49823949
cope, money > muh diversity in a time like that

>> No.49824000
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49824000

this is what (You) did americans

>> No.49824021

>>49823711

this is proof the economy is in a giant ass bubble

>> No.49824025

>>49823776
No, normies have no hobbies, drinking and eating and watching media is as close as they have

>> No.49824027

>>49823711
this makes me so irritated every time i see it. No doubt she thinks she's had to work hard as a) a woman and b) an asian to get her job, but holy fuck. What in the fuck is a 22 year old consulting any businesses about, and who is paying her such an exorbitant salary so she can afford to spend money on coffees and expensive lunches and dinners?

>> No.49824039
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>>49823711
Tomorrow is my first day back at the office 5 days a week instead of fully wfh, and my boss wants to audit all of my open work at noon. I think I may just carry my monitors and dock in from home and quit, then coast off my savings.
This job paid $50k (gross, so more like $41k yearly) plus benefits. Ive got $150k in crypto and about $20k in cash savings.

>> No.49824052

>>49823998
you honestly think woke corp inc won't just whip the shit out of their wojak tier wagies and fire them at a ten to one ratio to save their precious woke campaign?

>> No.49824053

>>49823711
Fuckin hell fire all women and make them into seeding beds as they are meant to be in the image of god
This just screams invitation for rape

>> No.49824059

>>49823788
>arent consultants meant to be experts in their fields with plenty of experience?
Not when your family is related to the boss anon.

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>>49823949
>asians
>diversity

You and i know damn well that asians are ORM in every white collar field

>> No.49824061
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49824061

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...


There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.

It is hard for me to make sense on any given
level. My self is fabricated, an aberration. My personality
is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is
persistent.

My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared
a long time ago, if they ever did exist.

>> No.49824065

>>49824039
I wouldnt leave just yet, see if you can stick it out one more year then live off savings for a while and truly make it next bull run.

>> No.49824067

>>49823776
Her hobby is talking to people obviously, otherwise she wouldn't be okay with happy hour or dinner. I don't get it either anon, seems kinda empty desu but I'm pretty introverted

>> No.49824153

>>49823986
1. We've had a decade of free money and stock buybacks so corporations can afford to do all this woke bullshit.
2. Corporations are people now so they can donate unlimited money to create legislation to snuff out the competition.

>> No.49824195

>>49824052
last time i checked she wasnt black or middle eastern or latina, so no
>>49824060 this guy gets it

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>>49823711
holy shit this made me want to kill myself. people want this for themselves?

>> No.49824249

>>49824065
Honestly don't even know if they'll keep me another year. Ive been written up before for productivity shit, and I actually got an excellent performance review and was told I could be fully remote last month, then they had a corporate meeting and looked over some advanced metrics and retracted all of that, and ordered me back in. I guess with all the facts they think I need to be babysat.

>> No.49824258

>>49823986
We don't have a free market system.

>> No.49824340

>>49823711
what the fuck does she even do? this are the same people asking to raise wages while doing nothing.

>> No.49824370

>>49823711
Every meal in plastic crap, the soulless interior, daily scrum, meetings. This is some seriously depressing shit.

>> No.49824387

>>49823711
>consultant in america
>log off at 6:30pm

Lol.

>> No.49824455

>>49823711
> wat is a consultant even? thought it was a euphemism for being unemployed
> 9 hour work day
> daily standup, software really is eating the world

ngmi

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49824465

>>49823711

>> No.49824469

>>49823829
>>49823923
>>49824059
The pure cope emanating from these posts. Just because your life hasn't amounted to anything doesn't mean that's true of others.

>> No.49824481

>>49823893
The modern banking system allows you to create money out of thin air, meaning people who are productive pay for these people to live. Then there's taxation that's self explanatory in gov jobs. Once there's a financial difficulties these people lose their jobs but sometimes other people get affected too and are generally affected all their lives. Non productive people are surprisingly effective at taking money from the system. If it was a free market (less taxes, less money creating) there wouldn't exist as much of them

>> No.49824490

I fucking hate being a wageslave bros, it's literally driving me to alcoholism

>> No.49824491

>>49823964
>I can tell she is as boring as she looks

yee, also probably in bed by 9, what a waste of a life

>> No.49824498

>>49823986

It’s the same thing that happened to the soviets pre collapse. It’s a part of a larger cycle of the empire. Yes, it goes up and down with recessions, but it gets more extreme every time until the empire can no longer survive, and things fall apart.

Just think for a fucking SECOND how many useless mouths the west has to feed. It is mind boggling

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49824515

>>49823957

>> No.49824523

>>49824481
And tech is probably in a bubble, that's why their focus on hiring women and trannies. If it weren't in a bubble, they would try to make money and would care about such issues, or rather the companies that didn't would survive

>> No.49824548

>>49823788
Consultant is code for
>I am useless but I know somebody that owns a piece of this place
Actual consultants aren't called consultants anymore.

>> No.49824550

>>49823711
So she works 9am - 6:30pm (9.5 hours) and all she does is attend meetings?

>> No.49824585

As a retired crypto neet I love watching shit like this. For me I wake up around 1-2pm and hit up taco bell, mcdonalds, or burger king. I'm video gaming or jacking off until dinner. Then its time for chinese take out, applebees, or buffalo wild wings and I'll watch a movie or TV series on my home theater. Then I crack a beer and continue playing video games and jacking off until 4-5 am. Sometimes I wake up early to go get some coffee and watch the normie rats scurry to work. That's about all the outside time I need.

>> No.49824599

I just felt like I died watching this

>> No.49824654

>>49824469
I hope she reads this bro.

>> No.49824682

>>49824585
ngl anon im jelly
hopefully I can attain this status as well, the rat race really gets to me sometimes
would love to clear my steam backlog, watch some movies and anime, travel a bit, workout

>> No.49824691

>>49823754
A wagies life is a nonsense life, never gonna get rich. I live off that and I have earned decently overtime playing axie and looking to add honeyland when the market rebounds because honey earned can be exchanged for real money just like with axie. I earn more than a lot of my pals who get wages by just play nft games while they work their ass out for stipends. Just hoping that the market surges soon enough

>> No.49824700

>>49823711
>>49823754
I hate being poor but it barely beats being an office wagie.

>> No.49824736

>>49823986
>competition
What competition?

>> No.49824749

>>49823711
And nothing of value was produced
Still money went in her pockets

I hope all useless jobs get cut in the next rescission

Tell my why this is worth a 6 fig salary when in the meantime, same MEN who built that building got paid minimum wage

It’s time to value real work accordingly

>> No.49824764

>>49824061
Men who wear make up are fags.

>> No.49824770

How do these people fit the time I to exercise etc, I'm almost certain she does zero work.

My workday:
6:00am wakeup
6:30am showered, dressed head to work
7:15am arrive at office, read FT and morning emails on the tube
7:30am had a coffee and shit, begin working
1:00pm pick up first food of the day to eat at desk while reading FT
6/7:00pm finish work
Then I either go to the pub or a restaurant or go home and have a wank and read a book
10pm bedtime

>> No.49824793

>>49824469
Simps get the knife to the face.

>> No.49824814

>>49824770
how do you cope with having 3h of free time just so you can be rested enough to wage away again the next day

>> No.49824813

>>49823788
arent there consultants for fucking everything

>> No.49824818

>>49824585
Beyond jealous, how do I get rich?

>> No.49824828

>>49824749
>It’s time to value real work accordingly
Never gonna happen.

>> No.49824876

No work tomorrow. It's juneteenth.

>> No.49824880

>>49824053
I bet she dreams about a barbarian clubbing her over the head and forcibly impregnating her every night.

>> No.49824905

>>49824814
Get paid around £170k including bonus at the age of 29, save half of it and spend the rest on whatever I want, luxury holidays etc. Will be able to retire at 50 when my mum worked on a fruit and veg market stand her whole life to still be poor. I'd happily have no free time in the week for the salary I make.
Don't know why people complain about long hrs and hard work when you're getting paid for it

>> No.49824914

>>49824469
I make £150k at 30 anon, I'm not jealous, just realistic.

>> No.49824963

>>49824249
Quit right now, otherwise you'll never be allowed to WFH again. If you've got a track record of being remote until termination, you'll still be considered qualified for remote. If they retract that, you'll be blacklisted from remote work until you manage to kiss enough ass to requalify.

>> No.49824983

What a miserable life

>Slow walk on treadmill
>3kg dumbell

>Excersise


>Pointless meeting about nothing
>Having coffee and wasting time
>Work

Lmfao. Literal subhuman. How can people live such empty lives

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>4.45am
Wake up
>5am
Gym
>6am
Shower, get dressed for work, protein shake breakfast
>7am
Leave for work
>7.30am-5pm
Work, skip lunch for fasting benefits
>5.30pm
Dinner, something light since I'm trying to lose weight t. fatass
>6pm-9pm
Gaming, manga, jack off

Best schedule I've had in a long time honestly, feels weird having a routine for the first time in my life when I'm 27. I miss being a NEET so god damned much though. Would be awesome to be retired by 35 with a qt azn wife living off passive income, but I shouldn't get ahead of myself.

>> No.49824999

>>49824245
Yeah but she lives alone in the big city in a modern apartment !!!!!

>> No.49825003

>>49823711
nah, Juneteenth is a holiday

>> No.49825009
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>>49823711
This seems like hell, just a constant grind in a dull, minimalist office setting with no hobbies and getting home while it's dark out half the year because she's in Chicago.

>> No.49825012

>>49823776
whats the point in hobbies if you have to do this every day? you give all your best waking hours to your shit job, by the time you finish you just wanna relax and eat before going to bed and doing the same thing over again.

>> No.49825043

>>49823783
This. 10000x this

>> No.49825070

>>49824963
Wtf do you mean qualified for remote and being re-approved? Companies don't talk to each other to that extent. If I leave this company and go to another they arent going to know how that transpired.

>> No.49825088

I hate how modern society is just all these made up normalscum jobs with made up titles and their whole day is just some schizo word salad "meetings" with other word salad idiots

>> No.49825120

>>49824770
Me:

>wake up at 6
>wake up at 7
>wake up at 8:55
>brush teeth, shower on alternate days, make coffee
>9:30 daily standup, pretend colleagues can't tell I'm still half asleep
>write code until 12
>shitpost while eating huel, sometimes go to the shop, recently interview prep
>write code until 5 but I take breaks to masturbate, shitpost and do chores, finish early when I think I can get away with it
>spend evening shitposting, gaming and/or cooking (sometimes I braise meat while working)

I get a raise every year and my manager thinks I'll get a promotion to senior dev this year. I wonder what I'd be capable of if I was disciplined.

>> No.49825133

>>49825088
Come on anon you've got to elevate your synergy with the customer journey so we can deep dive our touchpoints for the month

>> No.49825164

>>49823957
Add a heavy lifting routine and that's based

>> No.49825169

>>49824905
out of curiosity, what do you do?
t. east euro webdev in uni poorfag

>> No.49825172

>>49825120
Nice, coding does seem like a good lifestyle. The only benefit of finance is I can larp as a Chad and pretend not to be a dork, probably not worth the trade-off. Would probably rather be on a beach in Asia coding and fucking.

>> No.49825192

>>49825043
same. that chink whore is worthless but prob fucks the project manager so that's her real job to slob on some fat white bosses nob

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>>49825133
This sentence activated my fight or flight, I can't stand corporate self-help lingo.

>> No.49825211

>>49824025
Female supervisor at my workplace said she doesn't care if if the government trace her internet history because all she uses it for is to browse for new shoes

Just imagine that life lmao

>> No.49825224

>>49823788
Because real experts never work as consultants. «Consultants» just push shit to you.

>> No.49825232

>>49823711
let's go say hi to her on tiky tok bois

just made a spam acct

whos with me!!???

>> No.49825261

>>49825169
Finance at a boutique in London

>> No.49825271

>>49823711
>22 yo consultant
how are her clients not broke yet?

>> No.49825281

>>49823711
That sounds awful

>> No.49825284

>>49825232
haha epic just like r/4chan

>> No.49825288

>>49824515
>working out after breakfast
dumb dumb

>> No.49825313

>>49825203
If it makes you feel better the companies who allow this kind of lingo to flourish are the ones that are going to implode in economic downturns.

>> No.49825324

>>49823776
>>49823837
>>49823886
>>49823964
>>49824491
Cope. You will never get even a "boring" woman like this. She lives an infinitely better life than you, and will die happy while you will be on your deathbed bitterly remembering the countless years wasted seething on 4chan.

>> No.49825332

>>49825232
Please have sex

>> No.49825338

>>49824585
Very lucky
Need a gf to fuck though

>> No.49825363

>>49825070
They do. Have you never heard of Blackrock and the Aladdin software entity? All records within your specific company are constantly updated to the central Aladdin database which then further determines whether or not you will be in the system. If you have a record of shitty work, it will be updated. Any companies you apply for that are a part of Blackrock will know, and will blacklist you as a result. Every attempt is recorded, and updated to your file.

>> No.49825365

>>49824039
How did you save that much with only $50k?

>>49825120
Forgot to mention I usually go to bed at 12

>>49825172
Don't they pay for business trips or something? I have an Asian gf and I'm planning to live there while working in the UK (double tax treaty) as a contractor. Gonna save fuckloads but not cheating on the gf will be hard.

>>49824585
Sounds pretty based overall but not very fulfilling. I'd get a dog and a swimming pool if I were you. How old were you when you retired? I'm aiming for 40.

>> No.49825389

>>49825324
This is some low-grade bait. Nobody mentioned wanting her, they just said the hobbies she presented were dull.

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>>49823711

>> No.49825410

>>49823711
Guys in the cumtown chat we just came up with
Coomteenth isnt that irreverent

>> No.49825486

>>49825324
My girlfriend has big titties and just wants to sleep, cuddle, fuck and watch movies

As nature intended

>> No.49825497

>>49823816
tell her on tiktok

jeeinyoun

kek

>> No.49825520

>>49823776
city dwellers dont have time for hobbies. they think sitting in front of a screen and consuming counts,

>> No.49825569

>>49825324
never said I was remotely interested in her, what's this bullshit about seeing all women in the context of sex/relationships?

>> No.49825572

>>49825363
thanks Q

>> No.49825664

>>49824585
personally i'd be in ibiza or something putting my tongue in a models asshole but different strokes for different blokes.

>> No.49825714

>>49824060
>ynr thumb in ass
kryptum monies were always a joke

>> No.49825750

Not for me got this new holiday off

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>>49823711
Please describe to me in concrete terms, preferably with an example, what exactly she does as a "consultant"

>> No.49825901

>>49825261
>29 is senior associate / VP level
>£170k inc. bonus is analyst 1/analyst 2 compensation

Dunno how many hours you work a week, but if you're doing investment banking hours you might as well lateral to an elite boutique or bulge bracket where you'll make at least £200k base, bonus not included

>> No.49825919

>>49825497
Not going to tik tok, faggot.

>> No.49825924

>>49825826
Convince clients pretty slides will lead to real impact

>> No.49825957

>>49825826
Company isn't doing so well financially speaking, needs to cut costs
Hires McKinsey/Bain/Boston Consulting Group
Consultants look at the business model, the firm's competitors, determine which lines of business can be eliminated because they're not competitive
The girl in OP is the monkey doing the PowerPoint presentation

>> No.49825960

>>49825363
Thats absolutely retarded nonsense.
>>49825365
I paid off all my debts in my first year working by living below the poverty line, then over the next 5 I tucked away a decent sum monthly. My initial in crypto was $1500, ive pulled out about $8k over the last 2 years for various purposes, and the remaining $150k is invested in a few spots. I also do a lot of freelance work to supplement my income.

>> No.49825962

>>49823783
this is literally my dream in life, to see worthless bitches like this suffer

>> No.49826093

>>49825962
>dream is to seethe

>> No.49826107

>>49824999
IS THAT EXPOSED BRICK?!

>> No.49826140

>>49823776
>Does she have like, hobbies? I mean she has 4 and a half hours until the next day starts from when she gets out of work and it was spent on dinner and happy hour like what

Dumb neet. You know careers are like 50-60 hr a week right?

>> No.49826159

>>49825957
so she's borderline useless but still probably making 5 figures. meanwhile dudes putting in back breaking labour receive minimum wage. capitalism is a joke

>> No.49826167

>>49823776
her job is a hobby

>> No.49826281

>>49826093
Still better than a being a day-dreaming useless "consultant"

>> No.49826286

>>49826140
A 60 hour work week is enough to make someone comatose on Saturday, enjoy your one functional day off (Sunday).

>> No.49826332

>>49826159
Always has been

>> No.49826386

>>49826281
>daydreaming is worse than dreamseething
Nah sorry

>> No.49826412

>>49826386
At least dreamseether are actual human beings

>> No.49826480

>>49823711
Lol wtf can a 22 year old consult about?
Pokémon cards?

>> No.49826544

>>49826286

Somehow millions of Americans can do it

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>>49823957
Anon i am living this type of life except i lift 3-4/week
Imma be honest i hate this type of life because i feel like an absolute loser
As of this summer i made plans to change it

>> No.49826649

>>49826544
Not saying they can't, just saying that at that point there's not much for anything else.

>> No.49826657

>>49823776
NPCs don't need them. her might be something like, "on weekends, i try not to think."

>> No.49826696

>>49823711
>1 hour to enjoy yourself a day
man fuck that, fuck you, fuck society and most importantly FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.49826746

>>49826649
Most people have families. They don't have to cook or clean when they get home

>> No.49826780

>>49824749

Consultants are paid by companies willingly.. Unless she's a 'diversity consultant' then she's doing something that's worth paying.

>Tell my why this is worth a 6 fig salary when in the meantime

She's 22, she's probably making 60-80k/yr at this point.

>same MEN who built that building got paid minimum wage

Construction workers don't get paid minimum wage dude

>>49823801
Sounds like she was a contractor not a consultant.

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49826821

>>49824995
missed opportunity for a zoomerism

>> No.49826847

>>49823711
damn that dinner looks good.

>> No.49826968

>>49826657
kek

>> No.49827025

>>49823711
I bet this chinky winky yellow succubus fucks the boss and has a state senator sugar daddy

>> No.49827040

>>49827025
It's fucking Chicago. They got better options

>> No.49827104

>>49823776
She goes to the bar and talks shit with friends about some random dude or bitch at work. That's what people have done since they invented the concept of tavern.
Still better than going home and browsing 4chan or playing video games that said.

>> No.49827143

>>49823711
This fucking slanteyed gook nigger bitch needs to shut the fucking fuck up. I wake up at 4am every day, drive an hour, work my ass off from 530 to 530, drive back another hour, see my kid and wife for 45 mins before going to sleep and doing the same thing all over again. And my boss is pissed cause i started to refuse working on Saturdays. Gotta keep paying for free healthcare and college for every single citizen in Israel while you and I...the ones paying for it...go bankrupt if we have to visit the ER.

Id love to shove a pimp bomb up her fucking rice smelling snatch and light that mother fucker

>> No.49827145

>>49824061
*American* psycho

>> No.49827154

>>49824515
does anyone have more jpgs of routines like this?

>> No.49827158

>>49823711
Im sick of these day in a life vids, it started with game devs doing this and them normies copying it as is their typical behavior. Not like the game devs were any better. If you look it up on YouTube their vibes are typical normie probably almost none of them are a financial success. More obsessed with attention rather than actually making a quality game

>> No.49827191

>>49823711
>the stereotypical soulless gay intelectual lifestyle
unfathomably cringe

>> No.49827243

>>49823711
>22 year old consultant
>no work experience
My theory stands firm women get jobs with 0 experience but when a man tries, unless he has connections, he is unlikely to even get an interview

>> No.49827246

>>49823788
>>49823816
>>49824387
>>49824455
consultant is a front for high end prostitute

>> No.49827261

imagine thinking walking on a treadmill is exercise

>> No.49827268

>>49827104
Bro I hunt predators in my free time . What chu talkin about?

>> No.49827279

>>49823788
Yes but this seems to now be a field dominated with people who have 0 work experience and in all likelihood given to women all while the job also perhaps requires experience

t. Bitter that women just have it handed to them with no effort and my effort gets tossed aside like its nothing after seeing this play out

>> No.49827310

>>49827279
Sir this is a Wendy's

>> No.49827318

>>49823711
nope, federal holiday

>> No.49827320

>>49827261
>they have to be like me sticking a needle in my ass and then frickin lifting bro

why the FUCK would an asian woman who works in consulting want to do a roid ape workout when she has work in like an hour

>> No.49827357

>>49824515
Leled. Not sure what most of this is tho.

Pretty sick that they make you come in and fire you. Thanks for wasting my gasoline and time just give me a call or do it at eod so i get paid for my trouble!

>> No.49827367

>>49824061
A woman wrote that.

>> No.49827369

>>49827243
>unless he has connections
as a man you should have connections

>> No.49827373

>>49825324
LOL roastie got triggered. you WILL burn the coal and you WILL pay the toll

>> No.49827387

>>49823711
Depressing to watch. Routine of a soulless being or how future android automation will look.

>> No.49827391

>>49823711
>ukraine flag at 0:07

>> No.49827441

>>49825324
Cope. She has a loose pussy and no ass.

>> No.49827546

>>49823788
As a fresh consultant you work with an experienced team.. They get support them and learn the ropes. Companies don't pay $120/hr for 22 yr old newb consultant alone, they pay for the support structure around them.

>>49827279
Why because they hire new grads? The big 4, MBB, have a system to train up new people.

Does anyone here work a normal fucking corporate job?

>> No.49827583

>>49824905
Ewww not worth it at all. 50 seriously? May as well be a bottom tier wagie and not have 12 hour work days while sitting back and retiring on the government's dime at 62.

At your salary I could retire before 40.

>> No.49827605

>>49827104
Clearly you haven’t played elden ring

>> No.49827618

>>49824027
It's the female equivalent of the remote software devs that brag on here about working 20 minutes a day.

>> No.49827638

>>49827441
How do you know what her pussy is like

>> No.49827651

>>49827618
Computer science is a hard degree anon, I deserve to get paid £150k to do almost nothing for the rest of my life lmao

>> No.49827722

>>49827546
This is across many fields Im not talking your mega corp job that burns out normies for low pay. Im talking that ones with good work hours and good pay that somehow interview that woman with 0 work experience but ignores the male candidate that 3 years relevant experience to fit the requirement and doesnt even get an interview.

>> No.49827737

>>49825365
either you cheat on her or she cheats on you lol

>> No.49827980

>>49825486
have fun baby-sitting and working yourself to death you self-appeasing faggot

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>>49823986
If the free market as a concept even remotely still applied to modern society we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in you nigger.

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>>49827651
>Computer science is a hard degree

Nah, you just a tard

>> No.49828320

>>49827722
you can literally find her linkedin page by searching her tiktok.
she went to a good school, got good grades, interned at major financial institutions, now she's got an entry-level position at a consulting company for probably around 80-90k. That's more money than I've ever made in my life, sure, but this isn't Mitt Romney we're talking about.

>> No.49828332

>>49823711
I get tomorrow off for Juneteenth

>> No.49828524

>>49828286
I have an MSc faggot, most people dropped out in second year. You couldn't make the cut.

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>>49828524
yeah, you have an MSC alright... A Mom who Sucks Cocks. Pfft.

>> No.49828555

>>49823711
imagine being proud of willingly commuting to work

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>>49823711

Not me. I'm a proud NEET. I will never get a job.

>> No.49828676

>>49828568

Based. Hope to join you again some day.

>> No.49828756

>>49825288
based fasted workout enjoyer, GMI

>> No.49828880

>>49823711
Small town fags will never know this feel

KEK

>> No.49829000

>>49823711
I noticed that she didnt say which company she worked for, so its either extreme nepotism, hooker, working as a extreme low end 'assistant' or something like that and getting 30k/yr while fucking someone making 120k. or just straight up lying about her life. My former job called bank tellers "financial consultants" so i am really suspicious about this tik tok
>>49824025
I've noticed this too. Is this why people went crazy about muh office job in the 80's-90's? People making 80k+ feeling sad because they live their lives at work instead of having literally anything else

>> No.49829032

>>49823711
Seems like such a soulless sterile existence.

>> No.49829042

>>49823788
or daddy's money mailroom hire

>> No.49829091

>>49823788
Ivy leagues have set up these rackets where they send kids with their degrees to do “management consulting” and get people to hire them to do basically nothing because they assume a bunch of Harvard and Yale grads must know something the rest of us don’t since they went to such fancy schools.
And to be fair your average Fortune 500 middle management boomer knows basically nothing beyond their very niche industry expertise. These kids may actually introduce some new concepts that end up being useful down the line

>> No.49829374

>>49824905
>Don't know why people complain about long hrs and hard work when you're getting paid for it

Because free time > money to consooooom stuff with. You will realise this during your last years on this earth.

>> No.49829418

>>49828320
>80-90k

the cope is unreal. this bitch is pulling in $130k minimum and that's upon entry. I know exactly where she works and after 2-3 years of doing it, she'll be making closer to 200k.

You think she's affording that luxury apartment in a big city on peanuts? lmao

>> No.49829586

>>49829418
where does she work then?

>> No.49829666

>>49823754
She is not a wagie. She is a middle manager or an HR roastie or a diversity executive.
>meetings
She does nothing producall day. All she does is ask other people for updates on what they are doing, then she reports to someone else who askses her what is going on around the office.

>> No.49829718

>>49823949
well, she's probably getting "laid" at least

>> No.49829913

>>49829418
You have no idea what you are talking about. No one at the company starting out makes $130K. That kind of money is only found at MBB or a high end boutique consulting firm. The place where she works does have better WLB though.
t.work at a major firm

>> No.49829944

>>49823711
I want to die

>> No.49830059

Can a consultant actually explain to me wtf it is that you do? I know a guy that is consultant and he gets paid $190/hr. He explained his role to me and I still don't know what it exactly is.

>> No.49830058

>>49829418
Not at slalom (notice the s at the door)

Base is probably 90-100 with a. 10k bonus

Sincerely a consultant at a larger firm than slalom

>> No.49830128

>>49823711
It is always amusing seeing people on here comment on consulting, as it is obvious nearly everyone in this thread is clueless. Joining a consulting firm is not like getting into investment banking, you don't make that much money starting out ($90-$100K at most firms, apart from MBB) and it is more about soft skills and being able to learn than "having experience" at an entry level position.
The girl in the video is more than qualified based on her LinkedIn and probably could have gotten into a better firm if she tried (more money, worse WLB).
If anyone has actual questions about consulting, I would be happy to answer.

>> No.49830133

>>49824061
YWNBAW
>>49825324
An empty shell of a life, she will never be complete without submitting herself to raise a child and maintain a household
There's a reason we call it women's work

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>>49823711
>tfw interviewing for an insurance rep and aldi stocking jobs tomorrow
>still another year before I finish my cyber degree

>> No.49830222

>>49830059
Depends on the type of consultant. I am strategy consultant, and one of the things I have done in the past is advise on organizational transformations to help grow businesses. My team and I interviewed many senior leaders, did market research, consolidated and analyzed findings, and presented recommendations to the ExCo.
You don't need years of experience so much as you need to be able to apply frameworks and get information from experts in the field + have enough of a brain to put it all together.

Now for something like an ERP implementation, you do need hard knowledge, but for new hires, that can come from training and experience on the job, overseen by a manager.

Bill rates for consultants at firms can be anywhere from $150-$1000+/hr depending on firm and level.

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49830262

>Days that I don't WFH
10:00am wake up
10:05am Skip standup, post a few messages on slack
10:06am 11:45am Go back to sleep
11:45am get out of bed and shower
12:30pm Head into the office
1:00pm Arrive and then get lunch
2:00pm Meeting
3:00pm-4:30pm pretend to work
4:30pm Meeting
5:00pm Float around the office chatting to people
6:00pm log off and go drinking
10pm Get home, eat dinner and browse internet till 2am then sleep

>> No.49830270

>>49830128
How do I become a IT/software consultant and start getting my own clients?

>> No.49830361

>>49830270
I work for a firm, I have never started my own. But the general way it is done is to establish yourself at a firm, build expertise in a field and a network of clients, and then go solo. Some people will even leave a firm and then work as a contractor for the same firm, as it is easier to find clients that way and you get paid more, though without the benefits or security of an FTE.
If you don't have a college degree, you most likely will not be able to get into a good firm (Big 4 or Accenture). For IT, Accenture is often the go-to.

>> No.49830418

>>49823783
Same, I want a great depression tier collapse

>> No.49830447

>>49823788
Consultants are corporate insurance. They wager they can support a product/idea and not get sued into oblivion if things go south.

No experience required. Just really good bullshitting and a little bit of logic

>> No.49830486

>>49830059
"Consultant" doesn't mean anything in particular. I used to work as an environmental consultant, which means we sampled contaminated soil and hired subcontractors to dig it all out and replace it with new dirt. Everyone in that industry is a geologist, chemist, or engineer.

>> No.49830492

>>49824585
>Sometimes I wake up early to go get some coffee and watch the normie rats scurry to work.

I live about two minutes from the business district of my city. I sit at th Cafe Nero whilst sipping expensive coffees, shitposting here.

I lost a LOT during the recent crash, down to 7k. So my days of watching the normies scuttle are short lived. Gonna take 5k, roulette table and put it on black. I either live how i want, or i suicide, fuck the system.

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>>49823711
Not me wagie... I'm off to celebrate JUNETEEnTH

>> No.49831626

My average day
>Wake up 6:50 - 7:00AM
>Get ready and leave home 7:15
>Bus to train 7:20
>Train to work, arrive at stop 8:10
>Grab my no sugar monster from servo
>Get to work at 8:20-25AM
>Lunch at 1PM probably getting a zinger box
>Finish at 5PM
>Home at 6:20PM
>Shower, Dinner, Game until 12AM
>Repeat until friday where I'll go pub after im home from work.

>> No.49831634

>>49823893
because no one needs consulting services during a recessionary environment. how retarded are you?

They clearly do some work. Likely the frivolous work of someone above them. They're fluff so those higher up can do less. They go first because one person can absorb the useless work of three people - especially as work dries up.

why do restaurants hire hostesses to merely greet you at the front? they don't cook, serve or clean. they're fluff that's easily culled.

>> No.49832237

>>49830222
Your job is bullshit. You read a couple Gartner and Forrester articles, interview some big dogs within an organization, put together some shitty PowerPoint and pretend like you're actually doing something of value. The reality is most of the time the organization hiring you knows what they have to do but before they can make a really big shakeup with the way things operate today they have to get an independent third party to come in and validate it to avoid political backlash. It's really funny watching you useless fucks come into a niche sector of an industry like I work in and having little to no data from your research and advisory partners to even make up some "recommendations." that's when you fall back on the "digital transformation" bullshit you're already spewing.

>> No.49832370

>>49823711
>US, this
>Russia, a "gas-station"

>> No.49833873

>>49823711
>entire day is meetings and coffee
What does a consultant do?
This person is probably making 3x my salary to do fuck all

>> No.49833910

Ok I did a google search to my own question and this is what I got

>In a nutshell, consultants provide expert opinions, analysis, and recommendations to organizations or individuals, based on their own expertise. They're essentially fixers, serving as objective troubleshooters, and providing strategies to prevent problems and improve performance.
Sounds like a lot of bullshit

>> No.49833935

>>49832237
Based bullshit detector

>> No.49833979

>>49823711
I will be celebrating the accomplishments of BLACK AMERICANS on Juneteenth (Observed). I will be staying home from work thank you very much

>> No.49834079

>>49823986
even before i knew f all about finance and economics, it surprised me when the automakers got bail outs in 2008

>> No.49834100

>>49830222
i dont like you

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>>49823801
>>49826780
Marketing people are also paid by companies willingly and we do something that's worth paying for. But we are still the first ones to go when times get tough.

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I've been NEETing for 17 years, and I'm thinking of becoming a wagie. Something comfy, WFH and well paid

>> No.49834336

>>49834302
>comfy
>WFH
>well paid

Pick 2

>> No.49834367

>>49823711
There are no people in the video. None at all. She is trapped in the backrooms literally.

>> No.49834380

>>49823816
>>49823829
4chan hive mind is real, imo it's a parapsychological phenomenon providing evidence of emergent network effects related to the collective consciousness/noosphere becoming increasingly digitized (or at least mediated by the internet)

>> No.49834426

>>49824370
can't believe nobody else mentions this when this shitty video gets posted. even though she was clearly going for "sleek modern a e s t h e t i c" this ends up being a commentary on how hollow and detached from reality our society is, even at the very highest levels of "success"

nobody's happy. or maybe like 3% of people, irrespective of tax bracket.

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First day of work today after a four day weekend. I just started Microsoft Teams. Don't think I'm going to do any actual work today.

>> No.49834475

I can't think of many things worse than working for globohomo in Chicongo

>> No.49834479

>>49824370
>>49834426
Absolutely, this video is absolute suicide fuel. Who knows many SSRIs you need to be on to not see this.

>> No.49834488

>>49823788
It's really just more a temporary employee that companies can hire to do a certain type of job without having to headhunt for an actual employee and without having to keep that employee after a project. Some company's overspend on consults in the long run relative to that, but if you were doing a kind of basic 6 month project but needed someone with good enough experience for that, it might save money in the long run.

>> No.49834544

>>49823711
Poor girl.

Based STEM senior dev IT field:

> Wake up 8:30am
> Roll out of bed into chair for standup
> 8:45 standup done, time for a break and play some Vidya games for a few hours.
> 11:45 almost lunch time. Time to stop my break and order food to play more video games.

> Lunch is done let's see what people doing at work. Eh shitty PR, by intern. Comment about mispellings in variables. If the tests still run it won't explode.

> Back to Vidya.

330pm. Message going to end early today.

> Back to Vidya.

Vidya till 6:00.

Eat leftovers Infront of computer while Vidya.

Sheet it's somehow 1:00am.

Go to bed and listen to audio book.


>160k/y
> Half million networth at 30 before this dogshit crypto and stock market crash now just quarter million.

>> No.49834559

>>49823711
This looks like fucking hell

>> No.49834563

>>49834544
> No friends

> Can probably bait gold diggers who are looking for a provider.

> Be happy with that option but never take it because knowing you can get pussy if you want is better than actually getting the pussy and dealing with the headache that comes with it.

>> No.49834565

>>49825497
>jeeinyoun
jesus that was depressing
https://www.tiktok.com/@jeeinyoun/video/7107795162809519403

>> No.49834588

>>49823776
Her hobbies are tik tok, drinking, and, if it's Friday or Saturday, going home with a dude she'll never see again after the following morning

>> No.49834609

Women will waste all of their waking life making powerpoints and they'll fucking love it.

https://www.tiktok.com/@jeeinyoun/video/7110396828260076843?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

>> No.49834620

>>49830222
Data analyst doesnt seem to stray from what you fucks are doing.

>> No.49834643

>>49827441
>She has a loose pussy and no ass.
sour grapes

>> No.49834663

>>49823980
>my man
Why do r*dditor faggots talk like this?

>> No.49834666

>wake up at 4:00 a.m.
>put on tanktop and shorts
>open the front door
>inhale the fresh dew aahhhhhhhh
>rev up the lawnmower
>crack open a monster energy
>slurp it down as i mow the lawn
>spend rest of day on twitter

>> No.49834680

>>49823788
You can be a consultant about a specific topic and just have 6-12 months more experience in it than the person who hired you.

>> No.49834740

>>49824691
>never gonna get rich
I don't think you realize how much some of these corporate jobs pay

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>>49823711
How does an NPC consoomer like this not realize the hollow existence they have? Shit I sit in front of the screen for 8 hours a day as a software dev but I live in the country and spend my time after work in the garden and my shop growing and building things and reading books and shit. Are there really people my age who just work, eat, then go to sleep and repeat?

>> No.49834785

>>49834302
I'm on the same boat. I guess it's programming or death at this point

>> No.49834817

>>49827143
Her labor is worth more than yours, loser.

>> No.49834844

why you guys hating on this chick so much? it's actually pretty fun to work with smart people and live an upper middle class life. yall dont know because you're too stupid to get a job around smart people.

>> No.49834895

>>49834844
I don't hate on her, if she's happy like that, well, good for her. It's just that I'd definitely wouldn't trade lives with her despite making much less.

>> No.49834902

>>49831626
My average day
>Wake up 7:45 - 8
>Leave 8:15
>Arrive 8:30
>Work/listen to music 8:45 - 2
>lunch 2-3
>work/music 3-5
>Go home and game 5-9
>9-12 drink + anime
>12-8 sleep

>> No.49834925

>>49831634
>why do restaurants hire hostesses to merely greet you at the front? they don't cook, serve or clean.
They usually organize wait lists, prioritize parties based on size and availability, figure out special accommodations, etc.
There's more to a restaurant than cooking and brining out food.

>> No.49834924

I can't believe I am going back.
I am going to finish this contract and if I don't make it next bull cycle I am just going to go homeless.

>> No.49835025

shes retarded and just an entry level diveristy hire
>https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jeeinyoun_last-week-i-woke-up-to-25000-followers-activity-6876911514498990080-uB_g
>https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/5-things-i-learned-my-first-month-corporate-jeein-youn?trk=portfolio_article-card_title

>i learned that there is not an infinite amount of time available to me
she learned time management AFTER completing her schooling and getting hired
what was she even doing before that?

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>>49825324
nice

>> No.49835044

>>49834902
Umm when do fuck ur gf though? I usually pencil mine in between 6-8pm.

>> No.49835049

ITT: loads of people with no idea what consultants do

>> No.49835051

>>49834844
>yall dont know because you're too stupid to get a job around smart people.

Industrial tech consultant here, i can assure you there are no smart people except the manager with 15 years experience.

>> No.49835067

>>49827279
>>49824813
>arent there consultants for fucking everything
>Aged 22 Asian Fem
You just know.

>> No.49835071

>>49835025
>conversations she's currently interested in: integration of Imago Dei in HR management, future of UX design, NFTs
>NFTs
kek

>> No.49835088

>>49834380
Just call it internet induced brain-rot. It is easier to digest that way

>> No.49835108

>>49835051
This. Usually 1 person does all the work, and a bunch of annoying faggots get in the way.

>> No.49835118

>>49835025
>just an entry level
The majority of corporate 'influencers' are new grad/associate level, because anyone higher up has far too much actually important work to waste time being an influencer

>> No.49835154

>>49823711
this girl couldn't consult a shit on how to stink

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>>49835044
>when do fuck ur gf though
Anon... do you know where you are?

>> No.49835172

>>49835154
She could consult a pussy on how to stink

>> No.49835249

>>49835118
I have been the guy who does all the work in most places I have worked. I can spot dead weight a fucking mile away kek

>> No.49835260

>>49835249
yep you sure picked it haha

>> No.49835302

>>49823783
It wouldn’t be as satisfying as you hope. They would immediately start acting ultra trad and every motherfucker middle management would cover up their past and like like they always do.

>> No.49835379

Recession signal

>> No.49835590

>>49823788
money laundering

>> No.49835624

>>49835249
The most frustrating thing is executive leadership is utterly cucked and won’t let me ax half the god damn apartment. As a result, they FORCE ME to come up with excuses on why Latisha might now be up to speed on targets. Only after I exhaust every excuse do they allow me reprieve:

> “Whell Gee Whilikers Mr Goldsmith an Mr Patel, I just can’t figure out how they can’t make the targets. It can’t be them only being at their desk three hours a day. What do you think?”
> “Obviously they lack the necessary skills to perform their job role Mr. Doe! How could you not see?”
> “Wow mistah Goldsmith and mistah Puhtell. Misah no kno ‘bout that. Meesoh glad I got ew hurr.”

>> No.49835805

>>49835624
Its cult-ism for the most part. Its the main reason why I don't give a fuck about a 'career', its just too much boot licking, yes men, and not enough actual shit getting done.

Most of the time the guys at the top don't know the real problems because they are just there to siphon money, and their 'actual managers' are too busy worrying about keeping their job rather than admitting their management has been poor and they could fix it with top down blessings.

>> No.49835859

>>49835624
As an example, I had a middle manager tell one of my team members that they knew about a problem that existed already and that the guy wasted a bunch of time investigating it.
>our job was to investigate problems and provide engineering solutions
My team member was pissed and countered with
"if you knew it was a problem, why did you send us out there to just rediscover what you already knew"
Turns out he didn't know about it, and was just talking big to sound good. He took half the day off and then later apologized to my team member.

>> No.49835941

>>49829666
nobody's checking these digits??

>> No.49835966

>>49830486
Nice, I did the same thing with Arcadis NV in Hawaii. Pretty fucking easy compared to grad school and zero brain usage

>> No.49836047

>>49834336
Why? Why settle for less?

>>49834785
There will always be another option. That mentality won't help you. If you think "I NEED this to work or I'm dead", that will cause too much stress. It won't help your performance. Well, maybe it will for you, but I know it wouldn't help me. Different strokes for different blokes

>> No.49836060

>>49824585
How fat are you?

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>>49830222
>organizational transformation
>consolidated and analyzed findings
>apply frameworks and get information from experts

If you're not trolling then please kys

>> No.49836455

>>49823754
nah. i just shitpost all day. ironically enough i got a job to stop this but work is so braindead easy that you just do whatever you want for most of the day. a lot of people work on side projects and stuff.

>> No.49836513

>>49830222
this is your brain on corpospeak

>> No.49836572

>>49823711
Consultant is a bullshit job that does nothing but go to meetings everyday and pretend they are doing business.
> t. 23 year old dev making 140k

>> No.49836621

>>49823923
>>49824059
>>49824548
>>49829042
>seething losers don't know about post-college big 4 consulting because they've never left the basement

>> No.49836676

>>49824585
sounds like a shit life.
is that what biz considers making it?

>> No.49836702

>>49823711
>22
>more meetings than actual work
not buying it

>> No.49836729

>>49836621
wowzers i get to live in a shitty overpriced city pod and sit on a bus next to niggers yasssssssss

>> No.49836757

>>49823711
Nope. I refuse to work full time without a gf/wife. Fuck god. I'm going to be a lazy cunt now.

>> No.49836777

>>49823754
>Wagies live
Anon..

>> No.49836787

>>49823711
Nice appartment
Nice food
Nice working place
Nice pay

And all she does is talk for a job
She did well

>> No.49837188

>>49834609
that was kinda funny though

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>>49823711
This is the life of wagies. I prefer being a blockchain dev.
I know that when QANplatform launches their mainnet, I'll be able to build projects there and get paid royalties whenever my code is used.

>> No.49837248

>>49836621
See >>49824914

>> No.49837286

>>49836787
Not hard when you are non-fat, non-ugly, minority woman who has more than 50iq.

>> No.49837332

>>49827546
> Does anyone here work a normal fucking corporate job?
>is anyone on 4chan just a normie?
There really are stupid questions.

>> No.49837378

>>49823711
All I got from this is that she does no fucking work

>> No.49837417

>>49824770
Just work less you fag jesus christ, if I clock in at 7 am, I'm not staying a minute longer then 3:18 pm, which is on the dot my required time

>> No.49837487

>>49824585
you must weigh like 350lbs holy shit

>> No.49837579

>>49824999
That apartment was dystopian as fuck, but guess at 22 it would seem pretty cool to move to the big city. I remember how excited I was when I first moved to Seattle at 22. Or Taipei a few years later. Shit when will I be able to go on an another adventure...

>> No.49837689

>>49824515
>tfw fat and have long hair so shower takes 27 minutes plus blow drying your hair is bad so you just have to let it dry for an hour.

>> No.49837869

Jezus christ the amount of cope here is off the charts.

When i was 28 I spent 1.5 year in France for work. Living like a king eating seafood and going to the beach. Went there solo, but found my wife there after 8 weeks. 7 Years later now we are still together and have a daughter. Unironically she has the same type of job as this roasty lol. She is a keeper, she absolutly hates the corporate culture and basically only "works" from home to do absolutly everything but working. She has a fixed contract so they cant fire her.

TLDR: get out more and wash your self you basement dwellers.

>> No.49839045

>>49823711
Never :)

>> No.49839065

>>49823711
This isn’t living. Wage slaving.

>> No.49839187

>>49831626
Comfy

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>>49823776
Drinking and spending her hard earned goy bucks on overpriced everything living in a big city is her hobby. Typical consoomer. Many such cases.

>> No.49839279

>>49823711
what a coping slave whore

>> No.49839300

>>49837869
What do you mean cope, her life looks like HELL from my perspective. I could not handle that insane amount of socialisation, she has maybe 1 or two hours to herself a day MAX and probably less when you factor in mandatory upkeep like eating, shitting, brushing teeth etc.

Also how much is she spending vs earning? A fancy dinner EVERY day? Plus drinks, bought lunch, coffee and transport costs.

>> No.49839304

>>49837869
pointless weird attempted brag post that has nothing to do with the thread

>> No.49839315

>>49823788
consulting is a con... most of them that work for places like accenture etc are just worthless normies that regurgitate scripts given to the by their worthless bosses that can't actually do anything productive so they "consult". This country needs to trim the fat. These people deserve to be dumpster diving just to stay alive.

>> No.49839533

>>49823788
Im surprised no one gave the right answer. Do any of you have a job? Are you all OpenAI bot?

Nowadays job description means nothing, you could be called system engineer and do service desk job, assistant vice president and just do some meetings for your boss.
She is consultant but probably is responsible for one daily excel sheet.

>> No.49839630

I've never understood people without hobbies. Hell I have so many hobbies that there aren't enough hours in the day

>Writing
>Language learning (Latin, Japanese, Chinese)
>Programming cool things like hooking tools for software translation, or small games
>Making 3D models in Blender
>Making my own music in Ableton
>Designing and soldering custom electronics for personal use
>Doing economic analysis of different potential business-cases
>Traveling/Hiking

And these are merely my productive hobbies, if you add consumptive hobbies and guilty pleasures like browsing 4chan then it's absolutely insane. If anything I feel like I need to skimp out on sleep and lower my working hours just to have enough time to do things I enjoy.

How are these people so fucking empty?

>> No.49839646

>>49825324
She's an ugly bug lmao

>> No.49839679

>>49823711
I haven an insane urge to beat this bitch to pulp on the ground

>> No.49839697

>>49839630
Yes you sit around learning Latin every day buddy and if there's not enough time, then heavens! Perish the thought! The guilt consumes you!! You'll work less JUST to fit more language lessons in! Boss, I simply CANNOT come in! I'm too busy conducting economic analysis of different potential business-cases!!!

>> No.49839721

>>49839533
this

lots of ''consultants'' now are just outsourced labor contractors hired by companies that have a big project going, then dumped at the conclusion.

>> No.49839733

>>49826544
The fucking slaves managed to work around the clock. Does that mean it was good for them or what God intended for their existence??

Fucking idiot

>> No.49839746

>>49839697
Ever since seeing that OpenAI bot I've become paranoid of people just posting bot generated replies here for shit and giggles, yours being a good example.

>> No.49839751

>>49834817
Cope, seethe, and dialate you projecting faggot.

>> No.49839907

>>49829666
sounds based desu

>> No.49839927

>>49839746
I agree. It's quite often tedious and is honestly annoying. As such, I would like to see a lot more editing done on this community as it appears the main aim is pretty pointless: it doesn't seem to actually improve discussions in any way, rather, some members get visibly annoyed because they feel someone has replied with a really simplistic or dumb comment, which then leads to a massive, needless flame war.

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>> No.49840051

>>49836676
>YOU WILL WAKE UP AT 7 AM, TAKE A SHIT AND GO TO WORK TILL 6 PM
>YOU WILL SAVE YOUR MEASLY 30% FOR "RETIREMENT" WHICH IS BASICALLY GAMBLING BY HEDGIES
>YOU WILL PAY YOUR TAXES AND WORK TILL 50-55 BECAUSE YOU WILL
>NOO YOU CANT JUST RETIRE ON YOUR INVESTED FORTUNE.
>YOU MUST WORK WORK WORK AND GET YOUR COMPANIES STOCK HIGHER SO THE CEO CAN BE PAID A 240 MILLION BONUS
fuck you

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>>49840051
SOVL

>> No.49840380

>>49823711
I'm back to looking at the market. That's what we do. SCRT AMA for developers wishing to build on the network is coming up tomorrow.

>> No.49841211

>>49823783
Don't say that man. Recession are real bad. We've got enough in the crypto market. Good I'm earning some passive income from staking my Lox. The bitrue staking will be live soon and that will give enough returns.

>> No.49841244

>>49824027
These are the people who don’t invest and instead have credit card debt.
I know a similar girl:
>$200-300k in student loans
>MBA at 30
>Makes $100k/year
>Rent is $3,000/month
>Credit card debt or money from parents covers her living expenses