/biz/ - Business & Finance

there are, it's being good looking and charismatic, a frogposter faggot like you will never have access to those though

its called jewing

>>49812745
There are endless "hacks" in real life, pajeets have mastered them all.

>>49812773
Came here to say this
In real life a winning smile is the best hack

>>49812745
It's called drugs stupid fuck.

>>49812745
Look up ‘imaginary numbers’.

>>49812745
-carnivore diet
-long fasting
-caffeine and nicotine (double edged sword obv)
-continuative habit of exercising
-no porn but jerking off (once a week if you're young, close your eyes and think of a real life girl you like, if you can't think of one you're most likely done, no drive)
- cocaine

>>49813351
get a heart attack at 30 tutorial

>>49812745
It's called the megabackdoor IRA.
It's called using a shell corporation legally owned by your lawyer friend to buy up your company's debt and active legal liabilities so that you're free and clear and then said friend sinks the company and bankrupts it, liquidating all assets and releasing itself from said liabilities including active lawsuits
(Johnson & Johnson doing this exact thing rather than pay out settlements for baby powder causing cancer)

It's opening a blind trust in Delaware.
It's having enough starting capital to buy up some houses and apartments with the bank's money at the height of inflation and leasing units out to filthy wiggers and single moms with their kids, using the passive income to fund your life going forward while paying down the mortgage.

It's using taxpayer dollars to bribe government policy against their own interests and favorable to yours.

It's donating to an ivy college and getting a favor in to your director friend, maybe fixing the SAT scores and getting your dirty seed a slot they didn't deserve.

It's being awarded an honorary doctorate without having finished a program and still being so entitled and retarded that you would demand people call you a Doctor.

Just be born to rich parents. Don't be born poor.
There's a real life exploit for you right there.

>>49812745
Wetware exploits incur the wrath of God

>>49812953
Degeneracy is not a life hack, but it does hack at your soul.

>>49812745
high iq but faggot nigger female brained metrosexual intellect boring dull uninteresting subhuman liberal zoomer-ina with no sense of humor will get his-her-its head chopped off by a nigger and he-she-it will still support the niggers with its dead hideous disfigured corpse

>>49812745
Only the server admins have access to those commands, take shrooms

>>49813466
Try 50, and if you don't have one by then, you're doing something wrong.

Taylor Series (pic related) is the ultimate life hack.
Whenever physics becomes difficult you replace everything with polynomial approximations.
Imaginary numbers is another one.

>>49812745
just like in video games, as soon as the devs realise the exploits exist, they close them. Or at least they're supposed to. An example are inefficiencies in the market irl. There are loads of them, but if you're hearing about one, then its already been closed or about to be. You have to find them yourself

>>49814301
>Taylor Series
>Whenever physics becomes difficult you replace everything with polynomial approximations.