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>>49801906
Bridge

>>49801906
Neither, don't take the easy way out faggot. How much are you down?

>>49801906
>>49801933
>green ids
Don't do it op.

>>49801906
I vote old age

>>49801938
$5 million to $85,000 longing on leverage. It's over.

>>49801906
Rolling for cigarettes

>>49801906
3. hope

don't give in op

>>49801906
3. Hugs

>>49801975
k, take the 85k, get a spit of land in the middle of nowhere, and learn to live innawoods

>>49801906
Jesus

4. Barrel roll off a cliff

>>49801975
Take out 15k and go spend a year in South America. If the cartels don't kill you, you might come out of it not wanting to die.

>>49802026
Based.

Do a triple mortal backwards and prove your life wasn't useless, OP.

>>49801975
In case you aren't a faggot larper, if you made that money once you can easily do it again anon. Don't gamble with leverage like a retard and just buy spot. Price is getting heavily manipulated in both directions and you'll likely get scamwicked in a heartbeat

>>49801906
Also, don't just an hero like a bitch. The least you could do is take out some important elite. Your life can still have meaning in death.

>>49801906
jump

>>49801906
Jump in the tiger cage at the zoo and rush them

>>49801906
Don't do it

>>49801906
I agree don't do it unless your going for elites in the process
we can still rebound we can still make it anon

You're here because you lack the conviction to do anything yourself. That's why you bought crypto, financially ruined yourself, and can't even choose how to kill yourself
Nice larp.
Lol, lmao

>>49801906
2

What a fucking loser. One last opportunity to set your mark on the world and you go out in the most boring, gutless ways imaginable. No backflips off a bridge, no creativity, just "whelp, we gave it a fair go" and a quick one-two.
If you are a fully-grown adult and that's the extent of your creative capacity, then you probably should have done it sooner.

>>49801906
swallow 100 gallons of semen

>>49801954
Second

>>49801906
if you're adamant on doing it, make it count >>49802079
otherwise just dont, live out of spite

Why? Bitcoin is up $8 today

>>49801906
Do an elbow slam off a skyscraper onto a rabbi

Rolling for OP to get married

>>49802203
Randy Savage style

>>49802203
J0WKT0

>>49801975
Oh no, all i have left is twice the average American salary!

Rolling for OP going outside and taking a walk.

>>49802244
Dub dubs it was meant to be!

>>49802203
Why do you think they wear those little helmets

>>49801906
i have 10k in the bank, 20k in debt. no stocks.
its normal

>>49801906
you cant make it all back if you're dead stupid

>>49802079
This. OP if you must die take an elite with you otherwise it's better to live in spite.

>>49801906
Rope. Actually do it though.

Livestream it, whatever it is.

also i vote for you to walk into a black neighborhood

>>49801906
Rope obviously

Hey OP, 28 here, just got $10,000 to my name.

You just need 1 10x in the rest of your life to be an almost millionaire.

Do that. Godspeed, boss.

>>49801906
Use a rope and hang yourself with a doorknob. Its easily the easiest and least painful way from what I've heard

>>49801906
DO A FLIP FAGGOT

If anyone is seriously thinking of ending their lives over this stuff, this is your sign not to do it.

If you need to end something, end this chapter of your life right now. Tell yourself that you're going to wake up tomorrow a different person. Make as clean a break as possible with whatever is fucking you up right now. That's not you anymore. That motherfucker's dead.

>>49801975
Dude, my stack is like 4k now.
Just DCA until 2024 then you'll 100x your money.
You just have the wrong mentality, trading crypto is a video game.
Sometimes you lose.
That doesn't mean you should lose your most important, literally real life asset.
WAGMI