/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49790909
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,229.279B (ATH), 103P = 21.643B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49778858

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

KEK WAGMIS

WAGMI Tuesday hehehehehe

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49790909
>0909
>>49790933
>dubs
checked and based

Robinhood is about to disable all crypto transactions

>>49791256
HODL MODE ACTIVATED

>>49791256
Wouldn't be the first time RH disabled transactions.

kek crypto baggies

>>49791285
BAG MODE ACTIVATED

>>49790909
>90909
>>49790933
checked bakies
>>49791000
CHECKED WAGMI

$17,990
>$17,990
$17,990
>$17,990
$17,990
>$17,990
$17,990
>$17,990
$17,990
>$17,990
$17,990
>$17,990

>>49791256
Ponzi schemes are collapsing, the market is healing.

WE BROKE!

Sub 18k, kek crypties

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

YOU CRYPTO BAGGIE HAHAHAHAHAHA

LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN
LIQUIDATION WHEN

Time to go post the suicide hotline number in all the crypto threads on the catalog

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49790909
>90909
>>49790933
Checked

17k imminent. Hard to believe 10 days ago it was over 30k.

>>49790909
>90909
BIG CHECK!
WAGMI FRENS
>IT'S LITERALLY THIS WEEK

This volatility is obscene, even for Bitcoin

Kek I always hoped my net worth would finally exceed 10 btc but not like this desu

>>49791541
8 months of smugness and calling us baggies are really REALLY catching up to these faggots to the point of suicide

>>49791439
>>49791464
SQUAD BROKEN

kek baggots

>17.8k

KEK that was a big bitch drop

>>49791586
Wait until you see GME go up faster than BTC went down.

Radiofag is a fag

>17.6

>>49791726

My god the massacre

*inhales*

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Just how many compromised jannies and jeets are about to rope? 41% more? Let's see how low BTC goes before we see some real pink wojack farming

>>49791862
goddamn that's brutal
>>49791879
anon they're too much in shock to post, they're either drinking or roping right now

>BTC sub 18k
>No shills to be found

NOW I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49791862
jej

KEK CRYPTO PLUNGIES

its just keeps going down wtf is happening

I love my bank.

>>49792119
just wait for 17.2 (or 17.4, cant remember); it's going to accelerate downward even more

>>49791256
Good I hope all the cryptofags who laughed at us for getting fucked and leaving Robinhood ROPE. Unlike GME BTC is not going to rebound any time soon.

>>49792007
>no sight of nigger-faggot either
>BTC doesn't have the "benefit" of a 3 day weekend from market close
>get to watch crypto faggots capitulate and liquidate
God, it's going to be a comfy weekend boys.

>>49792119
Boggerdammerung.

>>49791879
There's no support until $10k, all of the exchanges and networks are ponzis that were eatin' good on the money their customers gave them. They can't survive a drop like this.

>>49792014
FREEE FAAAAAALIN

Honestly I'm thinking if BTC is this low and SPY barely started dropping, BTC may actually hit $1k.

>>49792261
which is why they're acting like a crypto PPT

>>49792225
Very comfy indeed

>>49791862
Reminder the jannies are coin holders and that's why they seethe about GME threads

>>49791205
>>49791365
>>49791530
>>49791542
WGAMI.

>>49792261
Where are the OG hodlers? My earliest buys are at $600 an $6000 in 2016-2017

Now crypties know exactly what it feels like

>>49792278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVEZSJt3dLo
*woop woop*
TOO LOW PULL UP

Sorry goyim, no refunds

>>49792423
I sold at ~$1,000 in late 2013 my coins that I mined in 2010 (4 free)

>>49792528
you just know this is a boomer who's got over 50k in apple or some dumb shit

This is not dumping fast enough for my tastes

>>49792456
the orb does not forget.

>>49792528
How do people like this operate? This is below 90 IQ stuff.

>>49792528
>>49792613
>mask on his reddit avatar

Yeah, I'm thinking he was never going to make it either way

>>49792528
the crash will be astronomical.

I love GMEs 3m chart compared to BTCs

>>49792528

shitcoin 3k by market open Tuesday. GME 5000 at open. wagmi.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT LMAOOOOOOOOO
1 7 6 6 3

>>49791862

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>49792790
>trillion dollar hedge funds are losing to THIS

>>49792960
I'm almost concerned he may have actually $ROPE'd himself

>>49793034

doesn't this mean that the hedgies are cashing out so they have more ammo to short GME next week?

>>49793103
could be, or they just die

>>49792685
I've just watched some clip about a family winning the lottery and losing it all within 2 years... they still have no clue how that happened when literally amsneeds probably could see how they did it.
This is why the government shouldn't give money to people....

>>49792528
You don't get a refund on GME shorts either. Sorry.

>>49790909
>>49790933
>the schizoid sees a pattern in random numbers
Checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE
The financial black hole is unraveling in front of my very eyes

Crypto hedgies right now: https://youtu.be/nnul_HDvXMM

>>49793103
With crypto wall street can influence the direction but they're largely just along for the ride like everyone else. This is catastrophic for anyone with crypto backing their margin requirements, or who were over-leveraged on crypto

>>49792960
How is it there are always these retards with dependents that manage to gamble all of their money on the exact ONE thing that manages to go insolvent? How are people this fucking stupid and can't ask questions like "should I give a pornstar and a conman all of my money" or "how the fuck is 19% interest even possible"

>>49793103
>Thinking they're getting ammo in this bear market
They're getting life jackets

Celcius gets liqqied at 14k

>>49787942

>>49792960
>Most of my net worth
>I will never see that type of money again
>My life will be set back tremendously
>"This user deleted their account"
Holy shit, he may have actually have killed himself. Hopefully someone reported his account as suicidal before he deleted it.

>>49793255
checked and chicken nuggets pilled

>>49793333
checked

I can't believe it's finally happening

>>49793326
The final black pill is that most people are this retarded, and the whitepill antidote is that the problem will sort its self out over the next couple years

>>49793343
Anon the more of these people who self no-live the better the rest of us will be

>>49793326
It isn't always them. It's more just confirmation bias at work. I am nervous about fucking it all up though. After the MOASS I mean.

>>49793333
Checked
>14k
It's actually going to happen this weekend isn't it?

>>49793438
Patience and faith are virtues for a reason.

Holy shit I'm actually kinda scared
It's unironically happening....
And it's this coming Tuesday
It's coming fast and furious

>>49793471
Hire an accountant
Buy physical assets (real estate, ammunition, etc)
Diversify in multiple low-risk positions

Simple as

>>49793333
checked

>>49791499
LOL before I open the gif thought the phone screen was of bitcoin's chart crashing. someone should edit it to be so.

Honestly when you think about it the whole Government FUD is mega retarded. The Government FUD idea comes up from two stances:

>The Government will heckin' delete all debterinooo!!!!!
if this actually worked they would of had done that in 2008 and it'd of instantly fixed everything. This one is retarded even on paper
>Government is gonna heckin' sell your shares at a fixed price!!
This one is the one that sounds good on paper but in practice would be a nightmare.
The reasons why this is retarded is as follows:
>It's not just retail that benefits from MOASS, it also includes BlackRock and other big institutions; even Governments. Imagine how mad they'd be in response to this.
>All institutions shorting GME have no influence left as they are poor now, and Government doesn't care about poorfags.
>This would absolutely BTFO trust in the market, as it'd prove that we're all a bitch to the Government and it can force us to sell our own property at any time at any price. Just Canada, a cucked country with cucked people, got backlash for freezing people's bank accounts in response to freedom convoy. Imagine what would happen with force selling $GME, a stock, not just cash.
>Which shares do you force to sell? A lot of the shares are institutional, so you'd also need to force institutions to force sell the shares. You'd also need to know why they hold the share and if they just want voting power. You would also need to avoid selling too many shares to the point of killing the company, thus enhancing the backlash by 100x. We all know how incompetent the Government is, so it'd most likely just kill the company.
>The Government WANTS the economy to collapse. How else are they going to make us eat da bugs and live in da pod? Klaus specifically said Great Reset can only exist with a recession.
>other reasons


>verification not required

>>49793536
>And it's this coming Tuesday
>It's coming fast and furious
I have literally never seen CS take more than T+2 to settle shares once they withdrew from my bank account for DPS. Until now. It may be happening.

>>49793577
I'm aware. I plan to start a trust as well. It's just that kind of nerve where you know everything in theory but what if you slip up when it's all really happening? I'll probably do fine but it will still be a mix of nerve-wracking anxiety and lightheaded bliss.

>>49793723
>49793723
Fidelity admitted that over half of the last two week's trading days they were unable to locate shares to short for people (retarded enough) wanting to do so.

>17,7
Hey mods, could you please sticky the suicide hotline to the top of the catalog?
There will be blood, but it doesn't have to be on our hands.

>>49793795
Yeah I get ya. Keep in mind that the more you diversify the less exposed you are to any individual fuckup

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49793817
This, our thread is eerily silent, people are actually killing themselves as we speak

>>49793817
I laughed hysterically at that image.

Anons, remember all the 741 shit and right around then thats when all the backwards typing was going on? what if all we needed to lock was 14.7 percent of the float to see fireworks?

holy shit it's crashing.

>>49793984
14.7 million shares.

>>49793925
The lack of pink wojaks in the catalogue is pretty wild, this violent drilling to the earth's core has people so stunned they literally just want to go off and cope on their own.

I had always hoped we'd get bountiful pink-fields (as with the below video) during the crash but reality is far funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

>>49793984
That makes sense to me, so therefore it must be true

Me all weekend

>>49793869
I will and I hope you continue to do so, comfy drawing poster

>>49794135
Me right now

>>49793817
>>49793925
maybe it's because ive always been poor but i never even once considered suicide due to money. ive seen my account go from 6 figures to sub 10,000 over the years and the most i feel is annoyance. the only time i would even consider suicide is if i was horribly mangled or hurt and there was no help coming for hours. and even then i might fight to survive before then.

>>49793333
Checked and Cryptobaggiekekd

All I want is for GME to trade prices with BTC at its peak. Is that too much to ask, Kenny?

>>49794054
Yes thats what I meant thank you anon.

>it's STILL going down
>the weekend has just started

>>49794175
Agreed. I joke around, but I don't actually want anyone to suicide, some will say they deserve it, but I personally can't be angry with them.

>>49794259
>All I want is for GME to trade prices with BTC at its peak.
no, double that.

>>49794175
these rich golden spoon hedgefucks who have never experienced adversity will be absolute buck broken at the thought of living like we do

Father's and JUNETEENTH
It's going under 10K
By Tuesday
And le moass begins

>>49794301
Just double? I'd be fine with that, 9 figures for me pre-tax

>>49794135
>mf all weekend

>>49794259

>>49794301
Maybe after a 10:1 split, but I'm holding for at least parity with BRK.A before I sell a single share to recoup my original investment and get some creature comforts to tide me over until the military steps in.

Look at me! Think about who's truly worthy!
>∞

It was a pleasure WAGMIing with you all. MOASS next week.

what do these filings mean?
https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/sec-filings

>>49794619
board share incentives, those are part of their pay rather than purchases

>>49794658
i thought this was always a case? why are they filing this now? pls no bully
>t.brainlet

>>49794196
I'm going to impregnate so many goths after MOASS

Does anyone remember the mumble Biden made about mobilze the trumpamilze or something. I am making something good but can't remember the quote he gaffed

The end is so close, you have no idea how long I've dreamed of the day I would be free, all it cost was everything and everyone else not invested in GME

>>49794744
They get paid in shares on a set schedule.
The company has to file when they actually give the board members their payments because it is in shares.
There's some flexibility in their contracts as to when they receive the shares, and how long they have to wait before selling, but the company itself still has to do the paperwork.
I MEAN... FUCK OFF, NO SPOON-FEEDING

>be Ryan Cohen
>be the most based chairman in the world
>your company's stock is up 2000% since you took over
>you're the richest man in the world
>people love you
>you're the most popular man on the internet
>you're always smiling
>you're the guy everyone wants to be

>one day
>you're walking down the street
>you see a group of guys
>they look rough
>they start to approach you
>you're not worried
>you're Ryan Cohen
>the most based chairman in the world
> nothing can stop you

> the group of guys start to surround you
> they're demanding your money
> you laugh
> you're Ryan Cohen
> the most based chairman in the world
> you don't have to give them anything

> the group of guys gets mad
> they start to rough you up
> you're still laughing
> because you're Ryan Cohen
> the most based chairman in the world
> nothing can stop you

>Suddenly
>one of the guys pulls out a knife
>he stabs you
>you fall to the ground
>you're bleeding to death

>But you're still smiling
>because you're Ryan Cohen
>the most based chairman in the world

> even in death
> you're the most based chairman in the world

>>49793034
Someone post 77 fag

>>49794905
ty fren

Endgame started
Post boss music

>>49794950
RC knows he is going to become the richest man in the world very soon. Everything about his demeanour shows that he is preparing for this inevitability.

>>49795000
Checked, for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Kb8Z_snOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMOa3rjtHkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQPMK-GowoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSrJ2CKq8PY

>>49794809
>impregnate kalindra-chan
anon, i...

>>49794966
see >>49795077

>>49795112
still going to

Crude but effective

>>49795077
I'm curious to what degree he'll be the richest; how many of his shares are liquid?

>>49795287
If the stock goes to $1,200,000 he can sell 10% of his shares and be a trillionaire.

>>49795287
The 100k I think he bought recently. Could be he's waiting to slurp those last lot so he can cash out some of the vested ones during the MoASS.

I genuinely think Cohen is out to change the world and being the trillionaire to do it will actually do it. Everything about him screams fuck the old system

>>49795397
>>49795332
I too would suck Ryan's cock if I found him at a local gamestore

>>49795077
I don't understand why other million and billionaires (like Mark Cuban) don't buy a shit ton so THEY become the richest. I know many at their level are very competitive

>>49793255 Checked
WGAMI.

>>49794809
Post MOASS I'm going to be so openly bi-sexual and just fuck whomever I want to just like you anon WAGMI

>>49794196
I'm not usually into goths but god damn my PP big

>>49795397
Makes sense
>>49795332
being able to buy Musk and have enough left over to still be the wealthiest man alive is just funny enough that it could happen

>>49795551
>>49795550
and you too <3

> be me
> CEO of Citadel, Ken Griffin
> go to the zoo with the senpai
> wearing my favourite shorts
> see an ape
> something about it just calls out to me
> make arrangements to buy it
> take it home
> keep it in a cage in my office
> visit it every day
> one day, I forget to lock the cage
> it gets out
> i'm terrified
> it corners me in my office
> next thing i know, it's happening
> i'm being impregnated by an ape
> my wife finds out
> she's furious
> divorce me
> i'm now a single father
> ape child doesn't even look like me
> steals all my money
> toll paid

I've been incredibly lazy and I need to DRS the rest of my stack rn I have 100 shares in FUD and 15 in CS think I'm going to switch that around and have 100 in CS I haven't even linked my back account info to CS yet

>>49795599

>>49795602
Once I hit 100 in my broker I just switched to doing direct buys for CS. They can't rug me on DRS if my CS stack is entirely separate.

Niggerfaggot posted it again

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vfctgw/%CE%B1mc_isnt_being_used_as_a_hedge_against_gme/

REV UP THOSE DOWNVOTES

I HATE THE CPPT

>>49795834
Don't worry too much about it, unlike the actual PPT their funds are not only finite but rapidly running out

>>49795740
I'm donating plasma first month they give you 1k and inflation is eating me alive at this point most of my money from this point forward is probably going into physical assets like ammo and silver if the entire planet collapses under the weight of elite's sins

post YFW crypto was always meant to be the rug wall street stood on, to kick off moass and the next age of humanity

Theory: GME was planning on releasing marketplace next week.

Shorts knew this ofc. So crash crypto.

GME will now wait to counter when crypto is in a spot for fast recovery and explosive growth

>>49795782
>amsneeders try so goddamn hard
I seriously don't think amsneeders will ever understand that they chose the wrong stock. Amsneed will literally go to zero but the defiant holders will find some way to blame anyone else but themselves and their own stupidity.

>>49795924

>>49795924

Theory:

>>49795924
That's what they get for buying internet tulips instead of actual money.

>>49795782
Looooooool the amount of up votes vs awards is hugely telling.

>mods compromised
>discord shills coordinated posts
>BUY AMC!
>WE TOTALLY OWN BOTH AND THIS IS AN EXCELLENT DD WHICH DOESNT TOTALLY INVALIDATE THE LAST 18 MONTHS OF RESEARCH

Like half dane the mods are compromised hard there now

>
It's all bots, fuck Reddit and go back.

>>49796047
This is idiotic. The value of crypto as a trading asset does not affect that value of crypto as a record ledger

>>49793343
>Hopefully someone reported his account as suicidal before he deleted it.
Reddit most likely someone posted it on a cringe sub for karma, such a bunch of godless fucking voids.

MOASS soon?

>>49795782
>admits that GME is the main play
>promotes amc anyway
Imagine being this retarded

>>49796296
I just read through that comments section and now I have cancer

Will GameStop be the new steam? Fuck steam.

>>49796661
If I can NFT my steam game licenses and transfer them to another platform I won't mind doing so

>>49796604
Soon as Reddit starts selling we take off.
>>49796661
Yeah.

>>49795924

>BTC back at 18.8k

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

I missed my chance to slurp the dip

>>49796714
literally just those who will get margin called propping it up to survive a few more hours, there is zero organic buy pressure at this level

That’s the deadest of dead cat bounces I have ever seen

>>49796766
it's trying
RIP vrypto

>>49796751
Buying themselves a little space to breathe.

>>49796751
This. It's going to crash hard and the only ones left with be the OG hodlers.

>>49791256
holy shit buttcoin is gonna moon like the gme!!!! buy buy buy

>>49795782
I hate AMSneed so much it's unreal

Hedgies and bankies are like a bunch of wild hogs at the moment. They've been wounded and are running rampant throughout the neighborhood, wrecking and smashing through anything in a fit of panic and rage

>>49796047
cheaper crypto means marketplace will be more accessible

>>49796636
>Imagine amsneedies still seeing this as an argument to buy MAC instead
You'll always find greater retards don't worry

>>49797055
Checked that shit jacks me up if I could sell 1 GameStop share and get like 1 BTC or some shit that would be nuts

>>49792528

>>49795782
AMC is the best hedgie campaign to date. Distractions didn't work with silver or weed stocks, but this somehow stuck around. It exists as an entirely compromised board that makes a company they can bankrupt at any moment. Any AMC holder will turn rope holder overnight.

>>49796973
How do you dilute over 300 million shares and still manage to increase your debt by 4B$ in that same time frame? First thing I'm doing with my gains is opening a massive short position on AMC

My hypothesis:
Gamestop notified the SEC of the split tweo weeks ago on Friday after the meeting.
10 business days pass ended this past Friday.
They are free to announce the divvy on Monday or Tuesday!
WAGMI

>>49794175
i literally got a spinal injury,covid, and multiple bacterial infections in my sinuses the last year. idk how i'm not dead lol

>>49797184
My hypothesis:
WAGMI

>>49797184
This is true.
Source: I believe it to be true

>>49795924

>>49797133
I'm genuinly interested in that... how?

>>49796973
As much as I hate AMC stock, I don't want to see movie theaters die out or become more scarce ;_;

>>49796241
Funny enough El Salvador is very likely to weather the storm just fine, at the expense of temporary import power. speculcucks BTFO

>>49797510
There are plenty of chains that aren't AMC

im so fucking ready to just make it already bros. im so tired of this.

>>49797552
Not me, I’ve been laughing at crypto baggies for almost 24 hours straight I’m loving this

>>49797545
not around here. Perhaps I will create my own movie theaters. I won't expect to make a profit, I just don't want that magic to die.

We're going to -700 aren't we?

>>49797613
Where I live we have Alamo Draft House which is the absolute best place to see a movie and it ain’t going anywhere anytime soon

>>49797591
I'm already looking at homes near flathead lake in Montana for a nice and chill summer home.

>>49797640
I also want to buy a place in Austin Texas or next to Lake Travis. Perhaps even a condo in the city so I'll be close to all the best BBQ

>>49797591
all crypto bros in my class were mocking me for holding gme

ecs fucking deee

i wouldn't start celebrating yet, crypto is still far too expensive. i'll start keking crypto baggies when btc is at 300 dollars

>>49797545
For me, it's Cinemark

>>49797711
My coworker dismissed the idea of buying GME out of hand when I told him to buy when it was $40. When it ran up he started asking for stock tips from me and I told him to buy GME, obviously at that time it was in the $200's so he listened to my other coworker who was unironically into AMC and DOGE. He put his stimmy in DOGE and flipped it to ETH, then bragged about having 70k at the peak. I fucking hope you kill yourself Dave but not before seeing you could have made it had you just listened to me

>>49797781
fuck you, Dave

FFS stop telling people you own GME. This isn’t a ‘hurr let’s make money on the stonks’ play; this is potentially a life-or-death scenario where we are in possession of one of the only assets that will survive the incoming market chaos. Get your story straight now, so nobody knows you own shares when this goes down. GME holders are going to become public enemy number 1. If you think we’ve seen psychological attacks this far, you’re not prepared for what’s coming.

>>49797880
i'll tell them i paperhanded at 10k

>>49797880
im just gonna say i won the lottery bro

>>49797880
I'll just say it was Amazon RSUs I sold at the top since people know I used to work there.

>>49793255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ

Last meal before the crash? Eating a quesadilla from east coast wings and chasing it with a blue hawaiin. Less than 10k in the bank, sub 20 GME share count, feels alright guys. Bring on the depression.

>>49798117
In case anyone doubts

>>49797880
I gave up a long time ago when literally everyone I talked to gave me that fluoride stare or called me a retard and said I would lose everything

>>49797880
>Get your story straight now
"I got a new job doing... stuff... They said that it was imperative that I spend my days travelling to nice beaches and staying in 5 star hotels... My company's name?... Globo-dyno-corp-inc...stein... Yeah it's one of those companies that no one's ever heard of but does everything behind the scenes... No I can't get you an interview with them"

>>49797880
I don't know how I'm gonna avoid this desu. What if I want to invite my friends to a housewarming a year after the moass hits? They're gonna wonder how I can afford a big house.
My hope is that somehow, the newly established gme class will be able to come up with some good places that I can use as backstory for where I work

>>49798117
>>49798189
>10k in the bank
>-20 GME

Bro I have six dollars in the bank and triple digit GME. You best start buying and before you say "If you believe in the MOASS you only need a few" fuck you. You need as many chances at infinity as you can secure

Dead cat bounce?

Keep posting, maybe THIS time your meme stock will go up lmao

>>49798243
That and a massive bull trap for monday

>>49798295
Markets are closed Monday for wewuzkangz day.

>>49798189
Why the fuck would anyone doubt, or even give a singular fuck, if what you said is true? Is this as good as life gets for you? Eating a fucking quesadilla by yourself and posting it on biz? If it is you may as well just kill yourself

>>49798239
Bruh, if the price dips to $50 a share or so, I may pick up $1k worth. If we get to meme numbers, I'm set either way.

Kek crypto baggies trying to cope at 19k

>>49795924

>>49798356
He's set with 20 shares of GME. This man has no ambition and will never make it no matter how rich he gets

>>49798344
Crypto market's arent and they need the liquidity for tuesday is what I meant

>>49798356
I've offered to take ladies out for drinks. Not my fault they say no. Should I not enjoy good food because women are too busy being thots on snap chat?

>>49797880
Don't tell me what to do, nigger

>>49798239
20 GME 181 IOUs here.. majority of my shares are locked in iras. I just hope brokerage FUD is mostly nothing- I’ll sell those shares for a measly 250k (each). i don’t know when TDA will start fucking me but I know they’ll pussy out before a million per. 20 shares in CA I reaaaally want to wait for something like 10-50million per

>>49797880
I told everyone I think was smart enough to get it about GME. Whether they bought into it or not isn't my problem. I'm not going to hide under a rock once I'm rich. I already know who my loyal friends and family are and I won't mind giving them a bit of an extra hand. I don't give a fuck what the rest think of me or know how I got my money. Personally I can't wait for some asshole to try coming to my mansion to demand money off me. I'm going to make it very damn clear anyone I haven't invited coming onto my walled property is getting hit with rubber bullets and rock salts if they don't leave immediately.

>>49795924

>>49795924

>>49798370
>dips to $50 a share
Anon if you'd been paying attention you'd know how retarded that is, buy pressure goes parabolic below 80

>inb4 "that's what crypto baggies said"
Except we've demonstrated multiple times that organic buy pressure spikes below 90 and gets insane below 80

>>49798804
Depends on how the market is doing. I may buy above $50 if I'm seeing the right indicators and DD

>>49798759
>Not going straight to 7.62 full fucking NATO the moment someone strays onto your property

why even bother making it Anon

>>49797880
>Get your story straight now, so nobody knows you own shares when this goes down. GME holders are going to become public enemy number 1.
If anyone has a problem with me because I made money and a stock and they didn't, they are welcome to come over my house to talk about it over a glass of 5.56. I don't think I live around anyone quite stupid enough to believe that someone investing in gamestop somehow destroyed the economy.

>>49798804
>Except we've demonstrated multiple times that organic buy pressure spikes below 90 and gets insane below 80
That's actually all the data you need to know we'll win. Hedgies did not short at $90 or $80, and so they are always going to lose their shirts in the long run.

>>49799020
Jesus Christ the back pain in that picture is almost palpable

>>49798947
I had a standing order for 10 @ $50 for close to 2 months thinking I was going to catch the bottom of the final desperate dip before the rip.
I ended up buying 3 at 110, cashing out 100 because of an unexpected bill, and leaving an order for 2.
God help them if it ever gets that low, though. If my poor ass is waiting like a mugger in a dark alley, then RC is like a Capo, just waiting for the moment to call in every favor he has and swallow the market whole.

>>49799145
Lol that's lower than most of our cost bases

oi buttcoin is going the wrong way now

>>49799356
We got too cocky bros!

>>49798985
>Not using .50 Beowulf

>>49795924

Hey Kenny... I also have one (1) share of KOSS
>:)

>>49799384
You can never be too cocky

>>49797880
I'm gonna be fine. The only people who remember are my mother, my cousin and my sister. Perhaps my boss from my last job, but he can fuck around and find out because his stupid ass still has dogecoin on robinhood LOL. I do worry about some family who I know won't be able to keep their mouths shut, but I'll let them know that I won't jeopardize myself for them. I WILL tell family because I WILL help them. Besides, I'll be moving between different homes in different cities/states/countries or vacationing/yachting somewhere in the world.

>>49795924
Having been such an early crypto adopter is so satisfying. I love watching BTC rug wallstreet.

>>49799356
Dead cat bounce

>>49799356
dip slurpers are about to get dipped on again.

>>49797880
I told my girlfriend. I had to tell someone, and she’s the person I both trust the most and can cut ties with the easiest in my life if I have to. I’m going to tell her I paperhanded at $1k, set up a trust, and then let her know we’re financially independent if she trusts me after we graduate. She’ll never know how much money I really have. I really hope she never asks.

>>49799356
I wish I had 500,000 bitcoin right now just to dump it all at once lmao

>>49799391
If I'm not using 5.56 or 7.62 it'll be picrel or slugs instead, meme calibers are for range toys (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Kek crypto baggies

>>49798698
You should probably go back but also kill yourself.

Ronald Reagan was a actor, not at all a factor
Just an employee of the country's real masters
Just like the Bushes, Clinton and Obama
Just another talking head telling lies on teleprompters
If you don't believe the theory, then argue with this logic
Why did Reagan and Obama both go after Gaddafi?
We invaded sovereign soil, going after oil
Taking countries is a hobby paid for by the oil lobby
Same as in Iraq and Afghanistan
And Ahmadinejad say they coming for Iran
They only love the rich and how they loathe the poor
If I say any more they might be at my door

Shh, who the f- is that staring in my window?
Doing that surveillance on Mr. Michael Render
I'm dropping off the grid before they pump the lead
I leave you with four words
I'm glad Reagan dead

Ronald
Wilson
Reagan

Ronald
Wilson
Reagan

Ronald
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Wilson
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Reagan
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Ronald (6)
Wilson (6)
Reagan

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>>49799769
Killer Mike's a fat niggerfaggot and Aesop Rock is a better rapper. Good post.

>>49799356
More fuel for the fire, next

>>49793961
Yeah me too, harder than at any meme in a long time. Wtf the algorithm is too powerful it’s like it hit some button in my subconscious or soul

>>49797880
Holy schizo. You’re all fucking morons.

Will crypto baggies even recover or is it unironically completely over?… it’ll take at least 2 years if we’re going by how long the stock market will take to recover

I had a dream that GME hit $178. It was shortly after market open because the chart was freshly formed in the dream. I think Tuesday is going to be spicy.

>>49800005
>>49800007
These two incels tried so hard to coordinate for digits bros... F

God I can't wait for Tether to depeg

>>49790909
Link maxi here. This is your last chance to buy Chainlink before it goes parabolic and does a 100x. Think carefully, baggies, do you want to be financially free? Or do you want to baghold gme for a lifetime

>>49800124
That’ll be the death blow to BTC

>>49800169
Stinky

>>49800121
damn what a fag

did we... get too cocky bros? this MUST just be a bounce

>>49800295
Institutions long and leveraged on crypto stand to lose tens of billions of dollars (at least) because their liquidation thresholds are all between 14k and 17k; this is them in a panic trying to keep their heads above water. However, their capital is finite and as I said earlier there is zero organic buy pressure right now. By Tuesday BTC will have cratered.

>>49800169
I'm disregarding your opinion because this post was wet when I felt it.

>>49800353
I would trust this anon with my life

>>49800201
It really can't come soon enough

kek baggies

Kek crypto baggies

>>49799855
Checked and agreed.

Final answer "not to be", "not to be" is right!
Next question - to build winged shoes or autophagy
Silk screen band tees, take apart a vcr, ringer off, canned peas
Cabin fever mi amor
Patiently adhering to the chandelier ta key-in-door
To usher in the understated anarchy of leisureforce
Led a purple tongue and ratty caballeros
Up over the black rainbow into the house of mirrors
To become a thousand zeroes

>Kek BTCbaggies
>Kek ETH baggies
>Kek SHIBaggies
>Kek Dobaggies
>Kek GMEbaggies
>Kek AMsneed baggies
>Kek baggies
>Kek baggies
>Kek baggies

>>49800353
bitcoin started dying again, all is well in the world

>>49800734
He cute.

>>49797184
Is it ten business days? Not ten calender?

Anyone got the screen cap of the 4 million $ dark pool trade ‘glitch’ doyvid dauer was seething about

based aesop rock chads
i enjoyed garbology

>>49797880
I haven't told a soul. One person might know I have at least 1 share but ill just say I had 1 if questioned. Not sure how to navigate the ex trying to somehow claim she has ownership since she waived any sort of alimony. Might have to make sure im in the clear before showing any sign of change. Figured I'd make up some work from home job or open a business a d act like its doing better than it is.

>>49800169
>inb4 nothing happens

>>49800871
Here's some bars that remind me of Ken and the shills.

We buddies when ya need a beaver hat to birth a bunny
Any other day it's heed the curse and don't disturb the mummy
Disturb the mummy
I've heard it turn your monday into bright lights hovering over crop circle country
Slow clap when your cold facts capsize
Soul clap through your last rites
Chew gum from "we're losing him" to flatline
And that's life, not to be a dagger through your bagpipes
Strike another match with no sensation in my feelers
This is too much information, breaking plates and taking t-birds, away
He flees to Rome between seizures
Still talking grease, launching tees into bleachers
Take him to your leader's leader's leader
Even the redeemer like "I need to speak to senior"

Every dollar you bury under a tree
All the art that inform how you speak
Little black books stacked to the beams
It all falls into the sea
Shoebox full of photos from the scene
All the nothing you been stuffing up your sleeve
More stuff than you possibly need
It all falls into the sea

>>49800871
based, any MF DOOM enjoyers

>>49801189
yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3WRs-86u8g

>>49801189
Borderline schizo, sorta-fine tits, though

>>49800868
Is this it

I have 24 shares in my TFSA leafsimple broker and X in CS that I'm not selling. I'm fucked if my broker rugs me aren't I? If I can make $20million with my X shares in CS if my broker rugs me I will be content.

>INB4 go get a job and get more money to buy shares.
I can't, I have chronic PTSD from childhood trauma and can't function around people. GME is unironically my only hope at living a decent life and being free.

>>49801317
wealthsimples not gonna rug is it? thats where all my shares are. i haven't drs'd shit

If there is some sort of video or animated gif that proves the shorts covered, I will sell first thing Tuesday morning

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vfbxlu/what_if_i_told_you_the_cftc_hid_the_source_of/
Our boy hit the front page

>>49801355
>wealthsimples not gonna rug is it?
it will
>I haven't drs'd shit
then do it.
>But it'll take too long
MOASS will take months and the DRS process will be accelerated so you can sell faster.

>>49801355
I was talking with Hyperblu in DMs and he told me, quote "I don't think wealthsimple will have an issue. They're like Canada's fidelity."
That puts me at a little more ease.

>>49801418
im not drsing regardless, if they rug they rug and i miss it.

>>49801189
He is cool. I really like Deltron 3030

>>49801418
How do you know they will rug? They are not short on GME and don't lend out shares or do PFOF so how will they rug?

>>49801453
>if they rug they rug and i miss it.
Why not just DRS? Computershare itself is a better broker anyway.
>I'm not getting it is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok.

>>49801435
they should be fine, they don't lend trades or offer anything like swaps or puts or calls. some other anon said he specifically called them and asked about moass and they assured him it'd all be fine.

>>49801490
because CS is an old piece of shit that's going to unironically break when moass hits and redditors start selling. also it costs like 350 dollars to DRS here and i'd rather just buy more shares if im gonna dump that amount of money on it.

>>49801455
checked and upgrade yer gray matter cause one day it may matter

>>49801530
Open an account with BMO and transfer there, they drs for free

>

Would be funny if not a single broker rugs and it's all a part of the great reset
And the Fed just backstops every single bank and clearing house with unlimited funds
It's all just numbers on a computer screen

>>49801530
Ngmi

>>49801603
>>49801603
>>49801603
Threaded.

>>49801380
nice, needs to happen more often

>>49801462
>How do you know they will rug?
if they are lying about not lending shares (brokers lie all the time) you're gonna get btfo.
Those shares are lent 99% of the time to short sellers, of which will sell that stock that was lent so that they can rebuy it later and pay wealthsimple the share back.
How do you rebuy a stock that is literally in the tens of thousands of dollars when you originally sold it at 130$? You cannot.
Wealthsimple will go bankrupt trying to buy GME shares to cope with the fact none of the people it lent to is giving back the shares, and default on everything... That includes the share it owes you.
>They don't lend shares
You never know what legal loopholes they use to do so anyway. Do not take unnecessary risk.
>they assured him it'd all be fine
The convo obviously wasn't gonna go like this:
>hello ser I would like to know if Wealthsimple will rug me when MOASS happens
>Yes, yes we will.
>Oh ok thank you

>Verification not required

>>49801628
Life is funny like that sometimes
And while CS DRS is much apu about nothing they can sell but like 3 months later or never sell and the price goes to infinity either way it's going to infinity forever and staying their
Anyone that doesn't have 0.01 shares of gme in even cash app is fucking rope the most simplistic of terms
Simpl AF ROPE from home Depot

>>49800908
Just put it in a trust then she can't touch it

>>49801189
all day

>>49795332
This is not a crazy number. There are people out there who have more than trillions. Families that come from OLD old money. So rich that you don't know their names.

>>49800823
Well, it damn sure didn't get announced at the ten calendar day mark, so...

>>49795782
Reeks of hedgie desperation

>>49795924

>>49801530
peak poorfag thinking, jeopardizing an incredible amount of returns due to a small barrier of entry. This is how I know DRS is meant to be the way, they make it really inconvenient and place the most cliche traps for consoomer zombie thinking (sacrificing future returns for convenience, small barrier to entry, etc.). If it were as simply as pushing a shiny button that automated everything for you I would be a lot more wary of it.