/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49793904
our expedition is dead

>>49794148
DAMNIT

>>49793904
It is mathematically impossible for us to recover from this, Captain.

too much, probably -90-95% i don't want to look

>Hull breaches on all decks!
>all systems failing!
>life support failing!
>warp core sub critical!

>ABANDON SHIP!

>>49793904
Captain, it seems that the Mumu’s are a sentient race of creatures similar to the Earth Bull. However, they seem to worship lines of computer code which they believe to be worth a lot of money, though it has little use, little value, and the energy costs have added to the problem of their already dying planet. They are so cult like that we should expect them to be hostile if we do not purchase some of their currency, and shun those who soeak ill of it. I suggest that they are not yet ready for contact, and should be avoided at this time.

>>49793904
CAPTAIN OUR COMPU-

Look at my name

>>49793904
only made $50k shorting this circus
could have made 100k if I hadn't closed early, but then again i'm not a greedy cunt

>>49793904
still in 80% stables/fiat
I'm laughing

>>49793904
Ser. Half the crew have committed suicide. Thrusters are damaged. We're also heading towards the sun.

>>49793904
>UNKNOWN SHIP CLASSIFICATION INBOUND SIR
>WE HAVE A NAME - BATTLESTAR BOBO

>>49794428
No, it can't be, Spock ASSURED me it'd be 100k by 2022

>>49795104
MAN ALL STATIONS, SHIELDS UP, RED ALERT

>"Coolant leak! Bridge we got a coolant leak in the engine core! I can't shut it down! I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

>>49794801
Stables
Kek

>>49793904
You're a newfag and this is a forced meme. Go back to r€ddit with your gay TV show.

>>49793904
Got scam wick'd while leveraged to the tits sir

After all that's happened over the last month I've got 3 euro in my bank account, am patiently waiting for my next pay check

Wish I was joking :(

biz, when the price fell

Bought $4k today.
>$2k in BTC
>$1k in ETH
>$1k in alts

I cashed out 3 years ago. I have no idea how it took this damn long for it go to the tubes.

complete and utter annihilation

>>49793904
shit is fucked and there's a strong smell coming from the holodeck

>>49793904
I bought tifi and goho, I'm fine

I lost so much that at this point I'm just holding it to zero.
Money skelly was smart to sell all his ETH years ago after all, but that should've been a redflag for holders if the creator of the coin didnt hold any of it.

>>49793904

> I Fell for the HODL meme
> I'm down over $700k since November

>>49793904
My £400 is worth £75

>>49795808
https://youtu.be/3rYMykaNW6s?t=49

>>49795808
ANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT BREACH
JETISON THE WARP CORE

>>49796464
>If it goes up HODL
>if it goes down HODL
>thanks for playing

its fucked.
i've just told my wife and 4 kids that we're going to be putting the house for sale. my wife just left the room and 2 of my kids went with her. my youngest daughter is 9 and doesn't understand. she just looked at me and said "daddy, can't you just spend more of your computering money?''. I didn't want her to be mad at me so I said 'because mummy spent it all on sweeties'. she has refused to speak to her mother since. the family is fucked. because of bitcoin.

>>49793904
Captain, someone ran a Borg simulation program on the holodeck, but the safety protocols failed! The holodeck Borg assimilated the crew running the program, and now they are assimilating the rest of the ship!

>>49796832
kek

>>49796832
Why would you paint your wife to be the villain in your daughters eyes? The family is fucked because of you not bitcoin

>>49793904
FORWARD SLURPERS ARE DOWN CAPTAIN

>>49796832
wtf retard don't gamble money you can't afford to lose in crypto

>>49796827
>>49796464
Good thing about the hodl meme is that even if it takes years you can still break even or even make profit, if you're trading leveraged to the tits like a retard (me, I'm that retard) the money is just gone, no coming back from it

>>49793904
its over

>>49797742
Can confirm it is infact over for the bulls.

>>49797900
Digits confirm

>>49797930
...You can't just...
Nevermind

ENERGY RESERVES ARE BELOW 50% I DON'T KNOW HOW MICH LONGER I CAN HODL THIS POSITION

>shields down to 21%
>forget it doc, reroute power to weapons!

oh wait, that's a different show

tell it to me straight
I can take it
this thing is going to zero?
we will never get to decide about money, the people in power always decide right?

>>49793904
Will make all my losses back on the bounce from 3k to 6k

>Bought bitcoin during the early 2022 dip
>invested about 2000€
>didn't hodl, just kept on selling the edge profit
>basically every time it was growing 5% , I sold that out
>bought tasty delivery food with that money
Basically a month later I sold it all, and used the money to buy various shit I don't remember.

Anyone on the comfy /cluelessretard/ train?

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49793904
not gud mang, not gud

I'm getting a chubby.
Reverse Engines when Captain?

Just finished the crew's weekly colon flush.

>>49794148
Me on the right.

>>49796832
nah it's because of you, retard

>>49793904
WE NEED TO ABANDON SHIP!

SELL SELL SELL!

>>49796832
>avatarfags
>not larping
choose one and only one

Fun fact Picard, had you invested in a standard S&P 500 fund at the series finale of The Next Generation, you'd have quindecupled (15x) your money.

>>49798431
KKKKKKEEEEEEEKKKKKKK

>>49798431
the original basedface

>>49793904
up 61% yoy.

Captain, the borg have shot the moon.

>>49796832
Sounds like it was you, and on that topic you sound like a spineless cuck for lying.

>>49793904
Lost $500 trying to catch the bottom since last week.

My almost 60 year old father just sold his home at an insane profit about 6 months ago. I begged and begged him to please buy at least 2 bitcoin.

>dad, just trust me
>hmmm sounds weird, anon
>dad, I care about you, you can’t work much longer, I think it’ll be a wise investment
>Anon, I’ll think about it
>Dad, don’t make the same mistake I did. I had over 300 bitcoin in 2012 and blew it all on ambien and black tar heroin from the Silk Road
>Anon, I’ll think about it
>Dad please

Well, guess what? I’m so happy he didn’t buy. If I would’ve pressed him harder I assure you he would’ve bought 2 bc. I can’t even begin to fathom how massive of a shit I’d feel like if he actually did it.

Probably similar to my business partner that essentially forced his brother to buy like $5,000 of saitama coin. His brother just lost his job, too. You can imagine how that went. This retard, though I love him, he’s retarded, checks his saitama and will say something along the lines of “man, if it just went up even X amount I’d be making bank… Meanwhile his brother got fucked due to his advice Lmaooooo. Anyhow.

Thanks to coming to my tedtalk. Anyone here wanna share stories of losing someone a lot of money?

>>49795970
We’re still at least 8k above the bottom and you bought in

>>49804178
Have him buy 2 Bitcoin at the bottom

>>49795895
you are a new fag and these threads have been around for years. try harder faggot. cope more. Seethe.

Space...

The final Slurptier...

These are the voyages of the Slurpship, Enterprise

Its 5-year mission

To explore strange new dippies

To seek out new lows and new hodls

To boldly slurp where no man has slurped before

Crypto fags like to say this is “just another part of the cycle” but the reality is that past crashed were about 1/10th this size in magnitude. Some people are feeling real pain

Hedged to the tits

>>49793904
Mandatory HODL mode has been activated, captain!

>>49796832
kek heres your (you)

>>49793904
we’re moving through a liquidation field captain

>>49796583
>ANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT BREACH
Nothing left now but enjoy the ride to oblivion.