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>dude its called crypto yeah, it's gonna change the world man
>nation states cant control it, it cant be manipulated, its freedom man
>its the perfect store of value bro, its a hedge against inflation, trust me on this okay
>bro this is a once in a century event, maybe rarer, this is a total reformation of the global economic system, and we're lucky enough to be able to capitalize on it
>its like the housing boom x1000 bro
>no nation states cant stop it, when the collapse comes the usa will balkanize and people will sell their soul for a satoshi bro
>yeah 100k next month bro, it literally cannot crash below 50k
>let me tell you about altcoins bro...
>its digital gold
>p2p that means peer to peer, did you know that bro?
>tokenized ledgers man, unbreakable encryption, totally secure
>yeah theres heaps of use cases that arent currency, thats what the altcoins are about
>they all need to be monetized, don't ask me why bro, i just buy em, you should too!
>everythings gonna be tokenized bro, its not just a database its so much moooreee
>when everythings tokenized its gonna be monetized bro, because its gotta be decentralized
>you heard of defi bro
>they wont use a centralized standard for databases bro, they will put it on the market man
>yeah people are gonna be trading on the blackmarket bro
>businesses will FORCE the governments hand man, the government will have no choice
>they cant incorporate the network into user software bro, that'd be too complicated
>whos gonna run the nodes man? i wont run my node for free bro
>you think im gonna mine for free man
>you think this token with a real use is going to get used if you aren't paying me to use it bro
>you heard of torrentcoin bro? its the latest in peer to peer networking, someone figured out a monetization package, we mooning bro

>> No.49789315

>>49789240
this but unironically bitcoin will be the crypto of the global elites while the cattle will be stuck with CBDC allowance money to buy bugs

>> No.49789323

>>49789240
You're a paid shill posting a script someone wrote for you.

>> No.49789339

>>49789240
Tether is collapsing, fuck off sam minion.

>> No.49789558

>>49789323
shut the fuck up pussy

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49789577

I read that with Brian Blessed's voice.

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>>49789315

>> No.49790351
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>shut the fuck up pussy

>> No.49790399

>>49790351
Where did you get my picture?

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>>49789240
>it cant be manipulated
*crashes the entire crypto market with a single tweet*

>> No.49790480

Anyone who isn't a brainlet knows the crypto sales pitch is just to pull the marks in. The smart people either stayed away or rode the wave with plans to cash out.