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Cousin in late 30s who hasn't worked in 12 years is literally having a good day heating up chicken nuggets because Bitcoin is crashing.
>5-9 normies absolutely jizzing
>boomers creaming their diapers saying "I TOLD YOU SO"
>Buttcoin reddit having an orgasmic seizure
>Uncle who said BTC was dead at the prices of 270$ and 4k$ is saying it again
>Gaymers crying and laughing to themselves, feeling better about working at Target at 29
>Pol celebrating
>Multi-year bulls saying it's actually dead
>Niggers saying "You SAID YOU'D BUY AT 40K AND LOOK NOW"
>Absolute failures crying tears of joy, telling themselves "at least I didn't buy Bitcoin"

Holy shit, I want to buy so bad, but I'm getting greedy. I'm hoping for 15k, but so are other people.

>> No.49787244
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>>49787082
Well summed up. The hordes of salty no-coiners that come to gloat in an attempt to justify their cowardice and lack of ambition every time we go through this part of the cycle never fails to amuse me.

HEY FAGGOTS, THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE BUYING. IF YOU WANT TO BREAK OUT OF THE CYCLE OF SEETHING AGAIN WHEN BTC INEVITABLY GOES BACK TO ATH YOU NEED TO START BUYING SOON. DON'T FUCKING LAUGH, AGAIN, AND THEN SEETHE, AGAIN IN 2 YEARS.

You'd think they'd have learned by now.

>> No.49787268

>>49787082
The combo of poor education and dulled long-term memory is so effective at generating slaves, it'll be generations before any of their spawn manage to crawl their way out of servitude.

Gotta hand it to god's chosen people, they sure did make some goylems.

>> No.49787322

>>49787244
>THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE BUYING
No. Not yet.

>> No.49787350

>>49787082
>pol celebrating
/pol/ doesn't like crypto?

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>>49787244
>that come to gloat in an attempt to justify their cowardice and lack of ambition
Kek, you're buying a shitcoin faggot, not building a spaceship or finally going to college to get that degree you're always too lazy to get. Theres no reason to be on that high horse.

>> No.49787505

>>49787322
Well, no, but soon.
>>49787365
So, what the fuck is your point? You can be cowardly about literally anything. Some people can't leave their house. Do you need to frame everything in terms of going to space? Are you nine years old, anon?

>> No.49787518

>>49787365
>The nocoiner imagines people that buy crypto only ever do that, because their inferior minds cannot conceive of someone doing more than one thing at once. Their tik-toks and youtube rotten brains can only conceptualize "diversification" as many shades of brown in a tv commercial.

>> No.49787566

>>49787244
this is not where you should be buying, its not even at 15k yet

>> No.49787641

>the cope itt

>> No.49787643

>>49787566
I was making a point. I don't give a fuck when the people I am talking to buy, because they never will. They will be little bitches and laugh all the way down and then seethe all the way back up. It's like clockwork.

>> No.49787694

>>49787244
>Buy the dip! :^)

>> No.49787712

Yeah I remember coming to this board to gloat in 2018 and I'm getting flashbacks

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>>49787244

>this is where you should be buying

dellusional bull cope. I will be buying but you will have to endure a lot more pain first.

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>>49787350
The (((bots))) that comprise 90% of modern /pol/ posts don't like crypto.
>>49787082
This is their one moment of celebration don't ruin it for them OP. If it weren't for these moments of relief there would be constant mass suicides.

>> No.49788004

>>49787082
You will never, eve be able to manipulate the market and truly make it big
You are not a cool, rebellious investor
You are an idiot hoping btc let's you make it big easy w/o any actual hard work

And the real kicker? You eternally push for bitcoin, a crypto coin sorely lacking in anonymity and use cases instead of at least using something with the features of Monero
Bear markets is all your future holds

>> No.49788053

>>49787244
>i'm so brave for being a bag holder
>buy my bags plz
top kek

>> No.49788966

>>49788004
I 60x'd my initial 10k. I'm okay =), wanted to swing my stack of money back in.

>> No.49789739

>>49787350
I’m /pol/ and I love crypto. Still not buying now, but a bit later

>> No.49790417

>>49787350
Not since the election

>> No.49790485

>>49787082
Why not buy now?

>> No.49790564

>>49787244
Spoken like a true bag holder, strong top signal

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>>49787244
>Buy the dip
Aaaaand it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping
And it just keeps dipping