/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49753400
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,229.279B (ATH), 103P = 21.643B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49753400
checked

>>49753400
>Flying Into Free Edition
Interesting choice of that part of the song because of what comes next.

Ken Grifman, you have -1 yil

kek baggies

GMEbros....why couldnt we just stay above 135.....

CAM ON GAMESHOP!
SCORE SOME FOCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOs

gentlemen
I present to you
moass

>>49753502
Wait till ah.

>>49753488
You have digits, are you the NFT holder though?

I just can't fathom this not happening this summer. Surely Kenny can't keep kicking the can, right? All signs are pointing to the end, unless he somehow has an anime asspull deus ex machina up his sleeve.

>>49753531
yes I have exclusive rights to the usage of yil man

>>49753527
>which AH
>which timeline

Does anyone really believe anything Biden says?

How did Americans vote this clown in?

did anyone ever look into the tootsie roll connection? I feel as though most if not all of benchode tweets allude to OTC/pink sheet stocks that have been cellar boxed

>>49753542
I have my Hans Gruber fully loaded for another Christmas, I’m prepared.

I have difficulty speaking anyway.

>>49753574
>

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>49753400
Checkies.
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>49753574
>How did Americans vote this clown in?
We didn't

>>49753430
>>49753607
WAGMI, frens.

>>49753615
What do you mean you didn’t?

I LOVE GMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

C'mon funco store

They just gunna slide this right below 135 kek what a joke.

>>49753574
>vote
that's not how U.S. Presidents are appointed

>>49753542
eh I’ve been placing my bets on the fall. But I really fucking want it to be AH today. The only real reason I’m mostly sold on the fall is, historically, there’s never been a significant market crash during the summer. Sept-Oct is where I place my bets but PLEASE be in EOM or july

another day of game stopping soon comes to its end

>>49753665
The correct term is “just a glitch bro”

I am financially comatose.

>>49753649
Rigged election. Dominion voting systems compromised

>>49753649
>Sleepy Joe currently has the most votes in United States history
Yep, that sure looks like it was a fair election

133.37
>133.37
133.37
>133.37

Let the Mo Assening begin

This is a sexy day chart

>>49753574
media exhausted the american people with constant divison for over four years because they hated trump/ he was delaying their agenda. So even though he was a just okay president policy wise people were more than ready to vote him out just to get the "division" to stop.

>>49753766
the us has more people than it's ever had in it's history you mouthbreathing faggot

I love my bank.

>>49753698
>>49753542
Shmita ends in September, in my mind there is zero chance of can kicking past that point. I’d be surprised if they can even hold on another month at the rate things are going

>>49753698
I was thinking this fall or Q1/2 2023 as well desu

>why are they confessing?
>they're not confessing. they're bragging.

>>49753785
>people
I saw a thread yesterday filled with round pokemon human shapes, let’s not get ahead and call them people.

Kek bagcels

>>49753804
they'll probably finally announce it in the fall

>>49753784
>ok
That nigger was terrible. Sure he said the quiet part out loud but his party turned on him. I’m not even about to get into his weird Jew fetish.

>>49753849
I’m more interested in the Russian pee pee tapes

>>49753785
>he thinks the votes were legitimate
You are actually fucking retarded. Imagine believing there was no voter fraud. Fucking golem can't think for himself and needs to have the media think for him.

>>49753869
Kek. If they’re real I hope they leak them after they decide he’s no longer useful.

>>49753905
and where exactly did you learn about this voter fraud anon? cause i doubt you were counting the votes. whos ideas are you parroting?

come on, 135

>>49753784
It worries me that you actually believe this.
>>49753574
People terrified of another 4 years of Trump + DNC stealing the primary from Sanders. The one thing the right and leftists can agree on is that Biden sucks. Unfortunately we're both at the mercy of liberal/centrist boomerism.

>>49753927
henlo fren yes this is $135 what can I do for you?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49753905
If you actually believe the picture you posted you’d know they didn’t have to cheat to beat him.

135!

>>49753869
Just head over to /pol/. That's who made those up and why that Rick Wilson faggot didn't have the receipts.

>>49753927
we're there anon, just a question of closing above it

poomp eet

>>49753785
>some districts had 300% turnout
>thousands of people who voted apparently all live in the same deserted parking lot, also they were born in 1887
>nothing odd about this, definitely don’t look into it
>just ignore 2016, we have gone back to a firm belief that it’s not possible to rig elections
>>49753927
I am willing 140 into existence

>>49753804
Fuck Q1/2 2023 I don’t want to wait that long the markets already crashing. I mean, it’s possible, but I’ve got a very very strong inclination this year

>>49753923
>he didn't watch the cyber symposium
>The endless MariCOPE county live tweeting their crimes
>The absolute state of Ilhan Omah battlot havesting tick toker buddy gloating about it
Etc Etc Etc

You pleb

>>49753982
You need to go back.

>>49753400
911 what's your emergency?

>>49753935
I dont know how you could not believe that. There were constant media scandals about him and most of them turned out to not even be true. I have no political bias, I dont even vote because its all the same jews anyway. But based on your response i'm assuming you must be a lefty never drumper

>>49753923
>and where exactly did you learn about this voter fraud anon? cause i doubt you were counting the votes.


kys

The green candles not stopping...

>>49753991
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not sure why the fuck we're excited about 135 BUT CAM AN GAEMSTAP THREE MINITS

>>49753923
>muh faux news!
Top Kek to this retard

>>49754016
>NOT MY PRESIDENT

>>49753400
Checked one more time

>>49754020
Nightmare fuel

wagmi or something

>>49754034
135 is old news anon, we're all about 136 now.

I honestly can’t believe RC is going to allow some of you to get rich.

>>49754008
No. I’ll stay right here, I’ve said my one piece about this obvious slide topic and get back to OOOing the stock to 140

>>49754059
Sorry this isn't your leftist safespace, maybe Reddit is more your speed.

>>49754059
It's a good thing that there will be plenty of reckless and careless new rich people to help stimulate the economy.

>>49753400
oo eod pump? daring today aren't we algo

Why are they releasing the BIden bots on us.

$135.28
GET FUCKED KENNYNIGGER

>>49754090
I’m not a leftist. You don’t have to be a leftist to not care for Trump. You’re really still thinking in left and right.

>134.98
how the fuck

>>49753982
Take it to /pol/ nig nog your party system won’t exist after MOASS anyway. All bought by the same (((families))).

>>49754059
Disgusting ain’t it

>>49753542
It's not just Kenny boy. There are a ton of absolutely fucked billionaires on the other side of this thing, as well as who knows how many multimillionaires having these funds manage their money. And the US government is full of politicians who owe these fucks big time, but they'll never be able to just cut the legs out under MOASS because that means admitting the USA is a banana republic which will break the laws for billionaires and it'll be open season on the US economy as billionaires begin to pillage it and everyone else starts taking their money out and dropping the USD.

Kenny and co. will go on as long as they can borrow another dollar because at the end of this is nothing for them but the ledge.

Psst...a certain announcement happens AH today. I was never here.

Updated

>he sold the "top"

>>49754059
Go back and kill yourself faggot

135 bros....

>>49754116
Because political shill farms are the same ones shilling against our stock. Ken Griffin's uniparty donations in action.

Did we pump from the insiders buying?

>>49754136
It’s over

>>49754169
What's the big deal about 135$ qrd?

>>49754169
works on my machine

>>49754151
Which timeline, always the wrong timeline

>>49754163
I miss the real Mugi...

>>49754157
The Cramer Elcor is good shit, well done. I was thinking you could use the turian councilor and his "Ah yes, reapers. We have dismissed that claim" quote for something

>>49754016
>most of them turned out to not even be true
Again, it worries me that you actually believe that.
>I have no political bias,
rofl
>But based on your response i'm assuming you must be a lefty never drumper
Last thread I said it was probably a good thing we got him, mostly because his movement exposed the utter depravity of the right (and the craven cowardice of centrists).

>>49754151
10 days to go?

>>49754132
You are actually right, I'm sorry. But while in some ways Trump was kind of a cuck to his base, at least he brought out the absolute hypocrisy that MSM and Dems are. 2016 era was a massive wake up call

>>49754151
YOU'VE BEEN WRONG _EVERY_ TIME YOU GAYOID

>>49754151
You say that every day.

>49754145
>your party system won’t exist after MOASS anyway
Good. Check one thing off the list
>>49754174
ShareBlue for sure. Watch for the telltale responses to this post

Haha it looks like two dueling light swords from my favorite Disney franchise space brawls

>2 cents
Dammit.

>>49754157
>>49754203
Also I think JPow would make a good Zaeed

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49754235
Jpow is a fucking conrad

where is the MOASS? you guys promised MOASS today

>>49753574
>old man bad
>orange man good
the absolute state of america

>>49754205
suit yourself

>>49754246
You too, comfy
>Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.
poster

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49753400
Checked

>>49754212
Agreed but you seem to not think the right is also filled with hypocrisy.

7 million dollars per share in AH check em

>>49754011
WHY AREN'T WE MOONING YET? I'M GOING TO JUMP IF WE DON'T MOON RIGHT NOW

>>49754288
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49754288
Oh hell

>>49754288
Dank. That’s post-split shares right?

Hey guys, the market's crashing and gme had a good day.
So we should use this time to argue really divisive US politics. But not class wafare, let's stick to the fun things like racism and abortion.
Fucking glowies...

>>49754288
>Money digits
Is Cohen about to do it himself?

>>49754260
Conrad should be AA. A pale imitation of Commander Cohen

>49754341
>Fucking glowies...
Ironic...

>>49754282
Such as? A den of foxes is still better than a den of vipers.
While the political right is filled with massive cucks that fuck over their voter base on a daily level, the individual ""conservative"" is a far more reasonable person than a leftist that want everyone right of center unironically dead.

These op images have been getting more and more cringe

>>49753869
>>49753966
based. debil dubs checked

>>49753849
>capitalizing jew
you can do better

>>49754059
I could say the same about most of reddit, anon. Still though, it is what it is. Those who decline this gift simply to spite those who have received the selfsame gift deserve all that they do to themselves. I will hold with you. Do you care enough about the future to hold with me?

bros I think I hate Israel... why the fuck would they shoot the uss liberty?????????????? fuck cia glowniggers and fuck the jews. I think I'm an antisemite now (trannies this is relivant because when My investment in GME stock moons I will have single handedly crippled ((((their)))) regime and rebuild from the ashes) https://www.bitchute.com/video/mw3mQ6F5XrYe/

>49754380
I’m sure I can cherry pick articles from the extreme left and the extreme right that look like that. It’s very interesting you just have that loaded up. You bore me agent glownigger.

>>49754435
Genuinely asking, is CNN the extreme left?

>>49754380
>the individual ""conservative"" is a far more reasonable person than a leftist that want everyone right of center unironically dead.
It, again, worries me that you actually believe this.

>>49754419
Phone posting. Sorry.

>>49754420
I will hold with you fren. It seems the schizos and autists will replace the psychopaths and sociopaths.

What did it actually close at? The price is different everywhere.

>>49754465
you're talking to a different guy, we have IDs here my very based ledditor

>>49754456
CNN is the mouthpiece of the global elite, the far left are their lapdogs, like Antifa, far left can only get a foot hold when conservatism is demonised due to peer pressure of social media and censorship. When the far leftr looks cray the left seem sensible, if the only voices you heard are "left" leaning.. In truth there is no left or right, an old axiom of french Revolution politics, but either you are brainwashed for the "message" and agenda or you are a conservative who rejects all notions of gays, women and corporations having say in your life.

>>49754212
"the left" are normie wageslaves (plebbitors) amd "the right" are just glowie created strawmen to agitate and distract the plebbitors.
sane people are caught in between with clowns to the left of them and clowns to the right.

>>49754341
Class warfare tell me more

>>49754503
$135.22

>>49754523
Damn I want to get this comment framed. I could not have said it better myself.

>>49754503
There were noticeable discrepancies between with the stock price right before the VW split. I think due to low liquidity but who knows.

Bullish.

>49754435
>I’m sure I can cherry pick articles from the extreme left
Well, show us some examples.
>>49754465
I believe it because it's observably true.

>Gamestop x Sushiswap

Not sure how to feel about this

Did Yahoo Finance memoryhole $134.98 or did we just jump timelines?

We warned you Kenny. We told you dog.

>>49754198
I do as well fren.

>>49754523
I think it goes both ways. Our philosopher kings use "extremists" on both ends to pull us like taffy.

>>49754622
Digits say timelines are fucked, I think moass has occurred every single day in alternative realities and this time line just keeps getting fucked in the ass

>>49754539
>Billionaires' wealth has risen more since COVID-19 began than it has in the last 14 years. At $5 trillion dollars, this is the biggest surge in billionaire wealth since records began
>About 97 million more people are living on less than $1.90 a day because of the pandemic, increasing the global poverty rate from 7.8 to 9.1 percent; 163 million more are living on less than $5.50 a day. Globally, three to four years of progress toward ending extreme poverty are estimated to have been lost

>49754599

>49754696
>no argument
kek retard

Some curious FUD.
https://www.thestreet.com/memestocks/gme/what-latest-failure-to-deliver-data-says-about-gamestops-stock

Why is there political talk in here? Politics are faker than fucking professional wrestling. No one is fighting for you they want to see you poor and miserable and they want to see your children raped simple as.

>>49754465
>>49754435
You stand out like a sore thumb. If you faggots want to be fenceshitting coward (see:leftist). There's a good place for you back from where you came.

>>49754656
Agreed. u+QVpS4v has fallen for the agitation from the extreme left or he’s a glowie trying to cause division when all I want is rich people to ledge.

>>49754681
Is that wealth concentrated in any certain way? For example, are there any disparities between the wealth of certain populations/demographics?

>>49754773
Do you consider Jews white people?

>>49754506
"Again" refers to the amount of times I've said it, not that I was saying it to the same person. Apologies for any confusion.
>>49754599
>Left: "We need to get rid of guns so that people stop dying in horrible, globally unprecedented amounts of civilian gun violence incidents."
>Right: "If you try to take my gun, which I own so that I can kill anyone who tries to take my gun, I will kill you. With my gun. Also if you perform abortions. Also if you're not a white Christian. Also sometimes if you are, if you annoy me."
I have more, if you think that's an overly narrow example.

>>49754721
>However, although it is not yet possible to substantiate such allegations, there are investigations underway at the Department of Justice, where 30 short-selling firms are being investigated for possible malpractice.

kek hedgies

>>49754758
Kek go back to /pol/ you fucking retard. That board is indistinguishable from a boomers facebook page. You stick out for actually getting memed into believing that shit

>>49754622
They tried it.

>>49754758
I'm not welcome anywhere so I make myself at home everywhere. Online. DWI.

>>49754773
Wealth loss is in all regions, worldwide. The poorer countries are harder hit, but richer countries are still hit. Rather than focusing on which demographics have been hit worst, the takeaway should be that the people that control the system have gamed it in such a way to make themselves even richer at the expense of those who are already struggling.
"Kicking a man when he's down" doesn't even begin to describe it. To put it another way, isn't it interesting how inflation rates are stupidly high despite everyone having less money?

Anyone else notice how the latest leftist copium is "w-well, the right is just as bad!!"
>>49754465
Because it's demonstrably true.
>>49754132
>still thinking in left and right.
Listen midwit, I don't particularly care either but the thing is we don't have a fucking choice. So long as the retard liberal NPCs continue to vilify us for our political leanings it will remain this way.

Well, no more mass effect edits from me now until Tuesday.

Blame the niggers for closing the casino.

>>49754827
Closer too
>left: we need to get rid of guns so we can more flagrantly oppress the civilian populace now that they have no means with which to oppose us
>Right: I need this gun to stop that

>hey guys, I know it’s been pretty comfy lately, but trust me, we really need to talk about politics right now
>GameStop? What’s that? No, this is /biz/ - Politics and Directionfagging
My moass gains will be directed toward finding ShareBlue shills and their funders and giving them all a long, drawn out Minecraft adventure

>>49754827
>If you try to take my gun, which I own so that I can kill anyone who tries to take my gun I will kill you. With my gun.
A person that takes another persons gun that they legally own away has every right to defend themselves from said person. Gun grabbing is an actual crime.
>Also if you perform abortions. Also if you're not a white Christian. Also sometimes if you are, if you annoy me.
Post one example of a conservative actually saying this. Just one example.
>n5AkMqIg
If you didn't want the thread derailed maybe don't talk about politics, it takes two to tango.

>>49754940
If you didn’t have political “leanings” it would be impossible to be vilified.

>>49754863
based individualist

You can’t make this shit up…

Damn, if only 4chan had a board dedicated to politics to discuss the left v right debate... Man that sucks...
Oh well

>>49754863
>muh /pol/
You can be a massive faggot anywhere, but you'll always chose the places you are least welcome.

>>49754380
the individual ""liberal"" is a far more reasonable person than a rightist that want everyone left of center unironically dead.

>>49755083
That’s /tv/ your after

>>49755005
>it's simple anon, just have no opinion on anything
what the fuck are you even saying? even if I didn't personally identify with a political party, my ideologies with still be typically associated with a particular group, so then it wouldn't matter. you will have political leaning associated with you no matter what as long as you have any kind of opinion.

>>49754149
I can’t tell if you retards actually believe shit like this, or if these GME threads are sarcastically making fun of the bag holders.

MOASS on Monday let's fucking go GME WAGMI

>>49754901
I mean, there are people you can vote for/take up arms with (depending on national circumstances) who are all for taxing wealth to reverse the siphoning of such by the elite. Just saying.

As for me, I like the stock.
>>49754940
[Worrying intensifies]
>>49754978
>so we can more flagrantly oppress
Describe the nature of this oppression.
>>49755001
>that they legally own
It wouldn't be legal, is the point.
>Post one example of a conservative actually saying this. Just one example.
https://youtu.be/WUA5JY2zD6g

>>49755125
Nobody tell him....

>>49754827
thats all true

Wish I could make 0.05 USD for shitimg up threads

>>49755149
Some effective fud right there

>>49754827
except for the part about being "white christian". Thats just minority paranoia.

>>49755179
We're observing JUNETEENTH on monday, the twentieth. market's closed due to niggers not having fathers

Are GME holders the weirdos of society? Becausew I’m weird asf and the only other person who I think had one share of gme was weird at my old job

>>49755128
>It wouldn't be legal, is the point.
Why shouldn't a law abiding citizen not have the right to own a firearm?
Also based for actually finding that example.

>>49755227
Oh fuck right wow I forgot about that useless holiday god shit like that is why nothing gets done in the world

testt

>>49755168
These niggers sit on on discord coordinating this shit for 0.00USD.

>>49755241
i am completely sane

>>49755241
Well it’s funny you see...

>>49754824
a better question, do jews consider themselves to be white people? and if so, why only sometimes?

This how I be lokkin bein a real thyme beleaver in amc bruh wes gunna be rich

>chairman posts repeatedly about not being divided by (((politics)))
>Glowniggers immediately try to shoehorn politics into all channels believing it's a weakness
>It literally just makes them glow harder, revealing who is sucking uncle sam's cock the hardest
Go stand on a highway, you insufferable glowniggers.

what do they mean by that?
why at 4:40 am?
what will be the consequences?

>>49755128
>Describe the nature of the oppression
The near constant attempts to rob me of my wealth and civil liberties, a recent example being their attempt to force me to inject an experimental gene therapy into myself, which thankfully failed before the shooting started. Mandates are a great example of why we have the boomsticks. Not a shot was fired but when it was clear to the government that was a hill people were prepared to die on all the mandate screeching in the US vanished overnight. Now all they do is "urge" people to get it.

I don't give a fat fuck about politics. All I care about is me getting more money and hedgie cunts losing all their money. Pretty simple if you ask me.

>>49755458
honestly it's probably organic. do you remember a few days ago when anon said that redditards would start coming here since their own subreddit is going down the toilet? they were definitely right. we're being invaded

"Kenny, what are you doing?" You ask Kenny as she walks by you wearing a frilly skirt and blouse over her usual attire of jeans and t-shirt.
"Oh nothing daddy," She replies sweetly as she gives you a hug before walking out of the room.
After dinner, you decide to watch TV in the living room. After about an hour watching some silly reality show where people try to make each other uncomfortable for cash, you hear a knock at the door. You go answer it and find Kenny standing there. Her cheeks are flushed, probably from running up here quickly. "Hi daddy!" She says brightly and gives you another hug.
"Hey baby." You kiss her cheek then close the door behind you and lead her back into the living room. "What brings you up here?" You set down on the couch and pull her onto your lap. She snuggles against your chest as she lays her head on your shoulder. "Did something happen?"
"I wanted to see how you were feeling after last night." Kenny looks up at you nervously and bites her lip.
"Well... I'm fine." You smile reassuringly and rub her arm comfortingly. "How are things between us? Are we okay?"
Kenny nods shyly and smiles up at you. "Y-yes sir! We're great!"
You chuckle softly and stroke her hair. "Is everything alright?" You ask carefully since she seems nervous.
"Y-yes sir," Kenny stutters again before clearing her throat. "It's just that umm..." She pauses looking unsure of herself.
"What is it honey?" You pet her head gently.
"I uh.. I've been thinking about my future a lot lately." Kenny murmurs quietly as she turns to look up at you with wide eyes.

Ahhh yeah in the gym getting all kinds of gainz thinking about that BITCH radio anon. FUCK outta here

>>49755562
>do you remember a few days ago when anon said that redditards would start coming here since their own subreddit is going down the toilet?
Well that gives much needed context to >>49754897
>I'm not welcome anywhere so I make myself at home everywhere. Online. DWI.

>>49755562
In that case, we better start dumping our redpill folder

Is it Monday yet?

>>49755573
Post SBD or DYEL and gtfo

>>49755687
>we better start dumping our redpill folder
You can't do that anon, you'll upset the centrists and redditors :(

wait
>Juneteenth
>Black Monday
God in heaven

>>49755698
tuesday

>>49755741
Oh I know that I just wanted to log off society on Monday because of nigger fatigue

>>49755562
If anything that increases the importance of the message against division.
If RC knows like we do how ready the "powers that be" are to shut down communication channels, then he's expecting the reddit clan and the chan clan to experience tight quarters, be it here, the comment section of Gangnam style, or whatever other underground comms we manage to establish.
I don't care about anyone else's beliefs. Nazi, commie, griller, if you hold GME, I'm on your team. The end.

>>49755720
That's the exact reason to do it. Don't worry, janitors will come clean it up real quickly.

>>49755709
350/290/455
175 bodyweight

>>49755651
>>49755687
>>49755720
they're like fucking locusts. they shit up their own habitat with their retarded ideologies until it is uninhabitable, then they spread their wings and fly somewhere else more hospitable and start doing the same shit in that location because their cognitive dissonance from being dumbfucks keeps them from realizing that they were the problem all along. every major Dem sanctuary is a fucking shithole, be it in person or online. if they want to come here and talk that shit they'll have to pay the toll.

>>49755901
Undeniably based.

I really hope PublixAnon delivers today.

>>49755901
>someone instigates the thread with a politically sensitive post
>others chime in
>"w-what, they don't agree with me!?"
>suddenly identity politics are a problem for the thread
>"y-you can't talk about politics! Only our side can! Fucking glowniggers!"
Actually fucking retarded. What do they think the economy affects? You'd have to be braindead to think an economic crash won't involve politics.

>>49756005
Obligatory Fuck off Todd

>>49756005
>>49756035

Normally when we call out glowies for trying to discuss politics, they pipe down and give up for the day.
They're really adamant about keeping discussions going today though. Wonder why that is? Maybe it really is reddit-fugees who don't know how to ignore b8? Maybe shit's really ramping up and they're all out of options (for the 100th time)?
Curious

>all political
>not about the stock
And yet I get jannied on a regular when I try to maintain some semblance of order by using a function for flagging comments as off topic...

>>49756148
Thanks for announcing your report NF

>>49756167
i don't report people

>>49756180
Sure you don't, just like you don't use 6 images in a rotation as an calling card, avatar or signature.

>>49756033
That's how you KNOW they're tourists. They're not used to people talking back, because their own platform forbids it.
>>49756126
wtf do you want us to talk about retard? there's nothing left to say. only newfags report people.

>>49756119
GME has done this for me, and also done this to Ken
>imagine my keks

>>49756126
Ngmi

I really don't think GME will be below 100 ever again. I'm glad I was able to buy more back at 95. For now I'm going to hold off on buying more and save some money. If it somehow does drop again I'll be ready to slurp.

>>49756200
do you need your soother?

>49756206
>49756217
Oh look at the people pissed at being told to stop posting off topic shit.

Yep weekends in already the fud begins

>another week without moass
>another week in the wage cage
>markets are closed on Monday because niggers

it started today, didn't it?

>>49756209
psst. got the chhe?

>>49756126
>be redditor
>come to 4chan after destroying his own little shithole
>could have gone anywhere else, but no, he must subvert
>see posts he doesn't like
>reports them
>for free
>get's jannied for his troubles

How can they be somewhat redpilled on the stock market but so absolutely retarded about everything else? They called me a terrorist bros, I hope none of them wagmi

>>49756296
>he seems to think I am from the cringemines
I am not

>>49756312
Look guys I said cringemines! I fit in! Kek imagine not belonging this hard

>>49756312
>please bro trust me im not from reddit
>seriously im not
>bro you gotta trust me
>i'm not from reddit
>bro
>please
>you gotta trust me
>please

go back nigger

>>49755901
They have been brainwashed from birth to always believe their natural human pattern recognition is wrong. Whenever they subconciously come to the most obvious and logical answer, their internal programming reverses what would be the conclusion, and it is instead treated as the objectively incorrect conclusion. They "know" that's the wrong answer, but don't know the right one, and can't natutally reach it because to them common sense has become a debunking tool. That's why they get so frustrated when debating. Can't ask a man to hammer a nail when he refuses to use his hammer or use anything else in a hammer-like fashion while claiming with religious certainty that hammering the nail would never work.

>>49756126
>don't say mean things about my side! Stay silent!
Don't want to talk about politics? Then YOU stay silent. I also find it amusing how you avoid a certain retard with more derailed posts than me.

>49756366
>he's really committed to this political off topic posting
Bold move, lets see if it plays out

>>49756241
answer the question faggot. what would you like us to talk about?
>>49756305
they're too fucking stupid to realize that WE are insurrectionists. financial terrorists. they don't realize the gravity of the situation because they live in la la land. people will be homeless, jobless, lose their retirement, even assassinated because we are fighting back.
>>49756350
all facts

>>49756312
>>49756384
>I'm not from reddit, bro.
>Muh offtopic.
>JAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>49756384
>broken (You)
>reddit humor
i said go back

Wow this thread sure is interesting....

>>49756241
Don't worry, niggerfaggot is here to help derail the thread for you, so much better than those nasty identity politics!
You fucking retard

>>49756444
>Bragging about bring on a ban wave

>>49756445

>>49756444
picrel nigger
>>49756445
nice stock split

>>49756472
>1pbtid is le BAD
>too many pbtid is le BAD

>>49756444
>literally closing your eyes because feefees were hurt
Fucking Kek'd
>49756472
The point was how he suddenly avoids your retarded "derailment" when (you) had more posts to begin with

just got off work did I miss something aside from the threads being shit today?

>>49756305
Guarantee these same people calling Jan 6 a violent insurrection support BLM looting and riots.

>>49756518
Nah. Redditors getting dabbed on because fuck all else is happening. Possible margin call though.

kek baggies
nice squeeze down 0.11% after hours

IM MR KEKKER THE KERRERIS AND I ORDER TO OPEN THE MARKET ON MONDAY

>>49756512
derailed from what bro
derailed from fucking what lmfao
there's no stock split
there's no jpeg market place
cohen is giving shares to board members and tweeting boomer covid memes a year late
what the FUCK else is there to talk about you massive fucking nigger
nothing has happened, baggies have ONLY been wrong and you're STILL a seething faggot
>inb4 you have zero rebuttal so you just bitch and shit your pants some more
stay comfy fucking faggot lmao

Hmmm ... I have some thinks ... Publix anon said he would deliver something to us today.
It's officially 10 business days since Gamestop could have filed for a split.
What if they announce today AH at 7:41pm?

>>49756444
#1 thing you can do is avoid engaging with anything you don't like, if you get angry, post 1 thing and then exit. Getting sucked into meta posting won't help you at all. Posting only about what you care about is the only thing that works.

>>49756518
we're up, for no apparent reason

>>49756566
anon, whats in your portfolio?

guys stop fighting each other you are supposed to fight Ken Griffin, KEN GRIFFIN I SAY

>>49756609
i was promised a day of roping but the price has only gone up since that day...dotrbros...are my puts ngmi?

>>49756693
>didn't read my 'inb4'
ngmi

>>49756710
but you promised...and baked countless threads, made shitty memes and even some quality pasta...

I've noticed the baggie smg tripfag guy disappeared right around the time all his gme puts expired worthless, then this niggerfaggot 45pbtid clone pops up who is persistently butthurt about the stock for seemingly no reason

Jpow is shaking in all his talks. Im scared frens.

>>49756811
yes?

>>49756811
Is it a clone? Seems like it's the same person.

>>49756852
That's kinda what a clone is.

Reddit is so cucked. I almost feel bad for making it with them.

>>49756834
Spinless cuck faggot needs to give us 700 bepis immediately. I have zero debt and deflation would make me monumentally happy

Damn guys I’m in quite a pickle for cash and I don’t wanna sell my precious gme I might have to sell some of my luxury things like my tv or something idk

>>49756950
>not swinging options the last 18 months for liquid capital while holding shares
YGMI, but you fucked up

>>49755260
*taps graph of gun murders/suicides per capita by country*
>>49755510
>The near constant attempts to rob me of my wealth and civil liberties
Such as?... (I know you're about to give an example but I want more than one. Five's a good number.)
>Jab
Literally the first time this has happened with adults nationwide, due to an unprecedented risk to the fundamental machinery of our health system (open beds). The only close analog is school vaccinations. So, unless you, like, just turned 18...
>They didn't make me jab because mah gun
They didn't make you jab because it was against the law to make you jab. Before that was determined... they made you jab, or face restrictions. Guns didn't change anything.

>>49756851
we've created an extreme amount of butthurt by holding our stock, this only happens when someone gets entirely wrecked in options.

>>49756969
It’s like I hate myself and I hate money

>>49755651
I was referring to my views and life experience. I've been on 4chan longer than reddit has existed.

>>49753488
Checked
> Blessed Yil poseter

>>49755901
>>49756350
>>49756419
>echochamber chamber chamber chamber

>>49756998
I mean options aren't for everyone; they require discipline, research, and comprehensive prior planning, but they can be fucking amazing for capital growth when used correctly. GME especially with its predictable cycles has been too easy to swing options (not selling my shares until meme numbers though); I've been buying near the money far dated calls near cycle lows and routinely getting 100-200% returns for over a year.

If you're willing to dedicate some time to learning how to use them effectively and responsibly I highly recommend it

>>49756206
>That's how you KNOW they're tourists. >They're not used to people talking back,

>>49756987

>>49757090
>I mean options aren't for everyone
Your right Especially when they've put it at MP for months taking peoples money for nothing.

>>49757111
My options profits have allowed me pad the fuck out of my stack of shares

>>49757128
Cool story bro. Literally no one cares for options

>>49755073
I hate them, words cannot describe how much I despise them

>>49757105
Now post the graph adjusted by racial groups

>>49757148
lol your loss faggot

>>49757105
>here's why that's a good thing out of 195 countries

>>49757165
>Now post the graph adjusted by racial groups
Spicy

>>49757165

>>49757105
>Suicides, as mentioned
>30th, but only 10 countries listed
So it's hard to make a full-throated assertion of the following, but at the very least, it's embarrassing to be anywhere near countries with a fraction of our GDP-per-capita. Mathematically-speaking, this means we're also more violent/suicidal than dirt-poor countries in the Global South, let alone our peers in Eurasia. On top of that, we have multiple examples of same peers tracking gun deaths before and after strict regulations were introduced.

Will KOSS pump to during MOASS?

>>49757105
>>49757216
>he actually posted it
Absolutely based my dude
>>49757252
>we're also more violent/suicidal
Genuinely curious, do you believe gun bans would lower the rates of the country's suicide?

>>49756988
Notice how niggerfaggot is in here but ignores this one. This is how you know it's the right answer.

>>49757216
>OECD, WHO, CDC
>No ref of specific reports
>No indication of if it's perpertrator or victim, rates of whether the alleged perpetrator was convicted or merely arrested, rates of whether convicted offenders plead through or were tried
I know you think we're dumb, but you're merely projecting.

>>49756811
>buying puts on a stock that likes to violently run on a whim
that's a special kind of retarded

>>49757290
>Genuinely curious, do you believe gun bans would lower the rates of the country's suicide?
Zero doubt. Would you like my rationale?

>>49757252
I don't think you have difficulty full throating anything.

>>49757090
Yea but with this stock which I’ve been in since January ‘21 and observing it since there’s been a few times where it seemed kinda obvious which way the price was going and where it would bottom but I couldn’t do it because I’ve always hated options because of how manipulate they can be and can delay the stock prices potential

>>49757090
False I have 8 options I bought on a whim all are closer to being itm and worth more than when I bought them. The key is dont be retarded and buy leaps

>>49757395
Got me there.

>>49757409
Unironically congratulations, but being a degenerate with options is a great way to blow up your account in the long run

Chainlink unironically fixes bad stock pricing data

>>49757368
he was bragging about his 'gains' the entire week it happened too, then we pumped over his strike price that Friday and never dropped down again

>>49757374
No I believe you, I guess it could make sense. A majority of gun deaths on the US is caused by suicide. If people lose access to an easier source of suicide then maybe suicide rate goes down? An argument could be made "would the rate of attempted suicides stay the same, or go down?" I personally don't know. Still don't want guns to be banned
>but why?
Because I just don't

>>49757368
>that's a special kind of retarded
Remember when kang stock talked about buying puts to help the moass?

>>49757436
Thank you anon thats true if you throw alot of money at them or use margin I spent maybe 1/10 of my gme stacks worth into options they've always just been a way to increase my stack.

>>49757443
Just like how it failed and kept that one crypto institution from being liquidated? Kek cryptobaggie

>>49757315
project this

>>49757515
>been a way to increase my stack.
Me too, I just set concrete price targets and stop losses with entries I plan days or weeks in advance. Using options can be great, using them irresponsibly in the long term is not. (also, pic not for you)

>>49757315
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/tables/table-43

>>49757465
fucking lol, get rekt

>>49757588
That graphic needs to be updated, as of 2019 it's 12%/56% rather than 13%/53%

>>49757315
and this

>>49757592
Yeah im just trying to get 100% Gaines on them if I pass that and it feels like they'll keep running ill just wait and watch but usually I just sell once I make that 100%

>>49757704
Nice, not knowing how to cash out is one of the biggest reasons people get fucked with options.

To the uninitiated reading this, shares are for diamond handing; options absolutely are not.

>>49757492
Guns are remarkably efficient and well-designed tools for what they're meant to do. Which is kill. Reduce access to them, and it will become a lot harder to off yourself. Humans live in symbiosis with our tools; they help to shape how we act, for better or worse.

I imagine compound bows would become very popular, if guns were ever banned or regulated heavily. I would be fine with that; it solves all of the issues most people have with high capacity, high velocity-capable firearms. Or maybe crossbows. (Don't pay attention to picrel it's not for you, anon.)
>>49757588
>>49757592
(What're the chances that they're aware that FBI violent crime statistics are arrest stats, not conviction, aggregated from data submitted (((voluntarily))) by local authorities?)

(In a GME thread?)

>>49753574
dominion voting machines+constant gaslighting.

>>49757754
>gun grabber calling someone else a fed

>>49753923
I learned it from venezuela,mexico,italy, and canada who also utilized dominion voting machines.

lol

>>49756305
They live on reddit Anon, it's a given that they're retarded

>>49757754
You're really arguing that police departments who already struggle with funding and recruitment go out of their way to arrest such a massive excess of minorities that it skews per capita violent crime rate statistics 7 to 1? Are you actually retarded?

>(In a GME thread?)
the quickest way to shut down a conversation you don't like is to stop responding faggot

>>49757829
Kek

>>49757829
Why are you still here? Just to suffer?

I just hope Ryan keeps Schizo tweeting until every reddit normie sells. I had no idea how many faggots there were

>>49757629
>Links in a photo
Same question about methodology applies. Also
>Statistical controls for racial wealth/income gap?
>Statistical controls for historical, institutional, economic discrimination
>How many of these countries have NOT ever committed a genocide against darker-skinned people?
I mean, it's interesting to me that Ireland, without a major history of colonialism or funding colonialism, has the lowest gap.

Also, how do offense rates compare to the population in each country? In other words, we might assume a disproportional amount of the offender population is black, but how much of the black population are offenders?

>>49757870
>You're really arguing that police departments who already struggle with funding and recruitment go out of their way to arrest such a massive excess of minorities that it skews per capita violent crime rate statistics 7 to 1?
I'm saying that if your job depends on the perception that you're the only thing stopping scary negroes from stealing your stuff and raping your wife, you go out and arrest some negroes. And if little Jimmy Whitebread's father has a really, really good lawyer and/or is your bowling team/extreme banjo ace, you give him lots of warnings.
>GME thread
I don't know where I saved the Excel gif, is what I mean.

>>49757870
>the quickest way to shut down a conversation you don't like is to stop responding
This is the biggest thing. If people talk politics don't be surprised when others start arguing with you. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?
>just stay silent, don't give us dissenting opinions, stay centrist, you're a glownigger, you're derailing the thread ect.
Holy fuck it's all so tiring

>>49758058
I suspect he's a glownig. He admitted to being a literal homo isn't welcome anywhere. He downplayed the election steal and now he's promoting his gun grab faggotry while's accusing people of being glownigger. Smells like a fed.

>>49758058
The irony is that I seem to be the only one here up to have these conversations. You're complaining about people complaining about dissenting opinions; you can't be talking about me, I've responded to all comers with gusto.
>>49758164
I wish. Actually just got rejected from a government job. Can't even blame the jab because I have mine.

It's surprising to me how haywire y'all go when someone doesn't immediately agree with your craziness. "He must be joking, he must be getting paid." I'm serious and I do it for free, which might be sadder.

>>49758346
They are not sending their best.

I’m freaking out thoughts are racing and my tummy feels tummy. Last time I felt that was before my invest took off either that or I’m hungry

>>49758516
I'm hoping that at 7:41 PM EST, our Lord Emperor Senpai Cohen will announce the splivvy.

>>49758505
I have half a mind to dig up old /r9k/ posts to make you feel crummy about being wrong (I saved them before we had easy archival), but w/e. Have some shit I made when /co/ was making their own version of Jojo.

>>49757510
>>49757510
>>49757510
Threaded.

>>49754049
>>49754281
WAGMI