/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49747918
Your fault for not beating her enough

It’s a meme.
No one actually wants a gf going into a recession mixed in with a sprinkle of hyperinflation.

>>49747918
>Why does everyone idolize a gf???
>I’ve been burning $1k a week on dates and eating out with my recent GF.

>>49747958
Alhamdullilah!

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

you're either really in love and the money doesnt matter or you're paying for pussy

>>49747918
1k a week??
My gal and I just went on vacation for a week and we managed to keep it under $400. I probably spend less than $50 a week on her, and she does the same for me.
Hot girls who are cheap dates are out there, you need a more like-minded woman.

>>49747918
>$1k a week
that's not a gf, that's a hooker

>>49747918
>1k a week
Holy kek you’re fucking retarded. Mines got big tits and is a sweet church girl and I spend max $20-40 a week and bang her 4 times a week(she’d do 7 days if I was down but I don’t have time for that)

>>49748005
she's having sex with horny pajeets the other 3 times of the week

>>49747918
Its like McDonald's. Sometimes you just crave it but the moment you've tasted it you already regret it, and when it's finished it def wasn't worth it, but you were just a weak man succumbing to your desires.

>>49747961
Idk anon, splitting rent sounds nice.

>>49747918
it's meme, you either just wanted sex or a truly loving gf
no inbetween

>>49747918
>Not making her cook you steaks every other weekend and minimizing how much you talk to her
>Bag holding depreciating women during economic uncertainty and economic depression getting closer

>>49748046
Im a coomer so I can last hours and bang her until she’s soar for days after. I took her virginity but im making her slutty. I make her suck on a big dildo while I bang her

>>49747918
>Why does everyone idolize a gf???
They want access to a vagina

>>49747918
This is my June 1 to June 17 P&L statement.

I have a 19-year-old fiancee and even she doesn't cost that much. lmao

>>49747918
for 1k, you could creampie 16 qt thai hookers. i dont know why you retards even bother

>>49748264
Hi Dan

>>49748264
>hasn't disabled grid lines
not reading

Gf broke up with me a week ago wanting to "be alone" after 4 years together. Honestly being alone is a lot better

>>49748357
Hi.
>>49748360
Soccer moms who get permanently employed as A/P clerks till the age of 90 disable gridlines. Pure accountants never turn them off.

>>49748362
buy a flashlight and it'll be even better still

>>49748411
>Pure accountants never turn them off.
>centre formatted
excel autoformats text and numbers to different sides of the column for reasons

>>49748264
>P&L statement
Holy shit, $685.10 in groceries? I spend a quarter that.
I'm jelly of your Internet, though. Mine's more than twice that. Still, my cell is only $25/month.
...
Your rent is higher than my mortgage.
The cat has got to go.

I thought I was autistic for balancing my checkbook in a spreadsheet, but your is the crown.

>>49748362
post her pic

>>49747962
Kek

>>49748362
How much has your stress level dropped?

>>49748434
Probably will

>>49747918
I have $700 in credit card debt every month just from my gf. Eating out, leisure expenses, snacks from malls, dumb little toys, candles whatever
It’s not much but but I never used to do this and all that money used to go into my magical internet coins

>>49748744
Here is how you fix it with one word. No. Say it frequently.

>>49747962
Rekt

>>49748046
Your mom has sex with pajeets three times a day

>>49748714
I can actually eat more without all the stress. She was a coalburner before, should've dropped her when I found out

>>49748555
Pure accountants care about function - gridlines expedite that by ensuring I never misclick and impair formula fidelity. You're the A/P soccer mom who would be directed to print something in colour - congrats, sweaty.
>>49748588
We moved rental units in June, so we bought a lot of bulk items to prevent the need to shop for heavier items in the following months. Usually it's still a bit over $500.00 for groceries, though. We buy fresh produce every few days - eating healthily is a must.

Travel (taxi) - this will also be lower in the following month since a lot of that was associated with the move.

Internet - I'm on a promotion for 500 mb/second Internet that ends in October, but I will probably get another one out of customer loyalty that keeps it below 50.

Phone - I spend an additional 15-17/month because of long-distance to US. At the end of the month, my employer will pay me back that fraction.

Stupid exp - 196.38 was due to the move; 84.64 was other work expenses that employer will repay.

Clothing - she'll buy something every few months.

Cat - whatever.

She'll be transferring me $800 directly on June 30th from her income too.

All-in-all decent. $0.00 debt.
>I thought I was autistic for balancing my checkbook in a spreadsheet, but your is the crown.
And that's a compliment :)

>>49748775
I just want to please her, she says she doesn’t care but she gets anxiety when we’re at home too long so we always end up going out to distract her
Also she has a total of -18000 networth because she bought a new car and has like 3k just in Best Buy credit cards kek she’s such a retard idk what to do bros that pussy is out of this world

>>49747918
women are pretty cringe

t. chad

>>49748852
She uses her anxiety to get you to do what she wants. I’m sure she actually has anxiety, but it has proven to be a 100% effective tool to get what she wants. Also, anxieties don’t improve by running from produces the anxiety. Exposure is what helps. Look up cry bullying and you will see her. Be careful getting wrangled into those debts as well. Don’t make payments for her or they might come after you for collection down the road.

>>49748852
>anxiety from staying inside too long
LOL what a load of horse shit