/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49744186
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,162.924B, 96P = 22.530B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49744186
thanks for the real bread

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS

>>49744186
based baker

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>49744186
Thanks for baking!

baker please don't double bake.

new thread is here

>>49743961
>>49743961
>>49743961
>>49743961

please report double-bake spammers thank you

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

>>49744286
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Go back to your Non-GME thread you filthy loner.

>>4974428
day of the rope come and went didn't it faggot

>>49744186
I wasn't going to post in that other dubious thread. Thanks for the real bread.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>damn, this was suposed to be my day off from same fagging, why,d you have to have a fat green one today?

>>49744186
TIS WEAK TO FIRE

>49744286
>niggerfaggot made his own niggerfaggot containment thread
would have prefered for his containment thread to be around his neck, but this is good too.

if we close above 135 I will suck every dick in this thread

I love my bank.

Big.
Green.
Dildos.

>>49744452
You mean gme
Right?

KEK crypto baggies

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/veeewt/the_case_against_the_shf_divide_conquer_strategy/
NEW DD JUST DROPPED

>>49744209
>>49744231
>>49744280
>>49744282
>>49744304
>>49744324
WAGMI, frens.

>>49744551
>rules for markets

Oh shit it’s finally going to go under 20k

>>49744565
einfachman has been bought confirmed, get in here and get your downvotes readys boys

>>49744565
I ain't got time to read that, are they having another compromised mod story arc?

>>49744688
no, anything that drives positive sentiment for amsneed niggers deserves every modicum of disdain that can be mustered

>>49744688
Hes the guy that supposedly had the UBER DAMNING EVIDENCE AGAINST KENNETH GRIFFIN THAT HE WOULD POST JUNE 9TH.

>>49744565
>swapcorn is actually good!
Pathetic that they're still trying this

>>49744773
Which is exactly what hes doing faggot, hes claiming swap theory, popcorn theory are wrong and that there are no d&qs happening, suddenly after dropping potentially useful leaks that led no where, this shit is so bought and paid for its insane its gonna be great

>>49744565
>fails to mention the massive dilution
>says that ryan buying bbby = popcorn not a hedge
moth children at work

>>49744819
>JUNE 9TH.
Did he ever specify which year?

>>49744565
>>49744688
>>49744763
anything that drives positive sentiment for amsneed niggers deserves every modicum of disdain that can be mustered. Additionally, the author of that post left out a few critical details
>>49744854
Which is why I deleted the post, realized I misunderstood you

>Don't worry Mr. President, I think you're going to be okay

Kek cokerat crammies

>>49744876
bitcoin sub 7k and shit and piss sub 2000 EOM confirmed

>>49744869
Gotchya anon, had already finished replying
I forsee this blowing up on reddit and causing loads of dramedy, thats why I was excitied to catch it early

>>49744202
>GERN
GERN is over. CHHE is our last hope

SPY sub 360 imminent

>>49744876
MOASS is today confirmed

Great job ooo'ing the 5%. Barely up a couple dollars and you faggots ooo. You'll never make it. Stop scaring the stock cock suckers

Has anyone seen Mr. Griffin? I need to have a sword with hi...I mean word with him.

Shoresy is better than letterkenny

Keeso is a genius

Oh look, it's another spike in the morning and crab all day pattern...

>>49745356
Great, least I can go watch porn & listen to Gary Numan all day now.

Later fellas

Are redditrannies going to turn our (((Cohen))) now?

>>49745450
do they not realize that by holding gme and drsing they're literally taking part in a financial insurrection right now

>>49745450
As they should. Fuck Cohen. Faggot buys distraction stocks and we get absolutely fucking nothing for it. Without retail purchases and the last year gamestop would literally be bankrukt. Give us our fucking reward Ryan you cunt

>>49745450
>>49745485
Imagine if they sell because right before moass because of this. Ryan purging the unbased.

>>49745450
Oh no our heckin Pappa Cohen is now UNCLE Cohen

>>49745569

>this tweet

Crypto is literally imaginary internet money. There was never such thing as a “stablecoin” Christ on sale our government is so stupid

>>49745569
>Oh... oh no
Topkek the reddit babies are finding that the redpill is tough to swallow

>>49745569
cohenbros plebbit has finally turned against us. can we ever stop winning?

>>49745588
Most money is imaginary in some capacity.
The problem with crypto is that it doesn't really have any (real) military might behind it.

>>49745569
OH NOES LEDDITORS ARE "UNCONFORTABLE"

>>49745569
He only wants redpilled people to make it. Giga based.

>>49745641
>Those who are uncomfy may be purged and thrown into the enternal hellfires of Citadel
-Ryan 7:41

>>49745666
chad energy chad digits.

>>49745666
thanks satan

Pay up hedgies so I can start living my countryside lifestyle away from society

>Modest home with land
>Rescue dogs and other animals
>Grow my own crops & wildflowers
>Apiary then start producing mead
>Hiking with the dogs
>Live like a hobbit

>>49745666
Chad season it is

>>49745569
I fucking hate libtard redditors. Why do they have to make it with us?

>>49745734
You are me, expect I have a fishing lake.

>>49745757
>Why do they have to make it with us?
Needed foot soldiers with dumb cash

>>49745666
Nice

>>49745450
I didnt realise a leaf could be so based

>>49745569
Ugh it's worse than I thought. He's one step away from being ELON

>>49745666
devilish check

>>49745450
Jan 6 certified gamer moment.

>>49744903
>>49744511
My post from the other thread

>>49745450
>>49745541
>>49745611
This is where leddit has to choose. Either
>the movement they’ve chosen to latch their identity to is irredeemably evil
or
>the people that lied through their teeth about a stock for almost two years and continue to do so to this day might not be telling the whole truth about other things
One of those things has to be true, if and now the choice cannot be put off anymore of which
>>49745666
I hope this is the great “filter out the people who’d donate moass gains to niggers and (((charities)))”

Maybe rc is waiting for red deer so all the based pures can really have a good life.

Fuck jabbies. I hope you all die.

>>49745569

>>49745833
They are starting to fight... holy shit, he's going full heath ledger joker, bringing a little anarchy because it's fair.

all the vaxmax bedwetters are having a fit now

Seems like RC is the black sheep of (((the family))).

>>49745450
That is an unbelievably based tweet.

>>49745757
I think Ryan is purging the unbased.

>>49745874
(((Bad))) opinions will get jannied on Plebbit anyway, half dane works overtime. In the past week DDslaves have disappointed, perhaps even RC is trolling them.

>>49745450
plebbit can't turn on RC because that would make them antisemites (worse than antivaxxers).

>>49745450
it's based but he really shouldn't be giving his enemies or the regime any ammunition tbqh. unless he knows shit's gonna pop off and doesn't need to worry about that.

>>49745903
>mfw I realize rc had all the redditors drs who all so happen to be jabtards that will create the ultimate infinity pool for the hundred or so people who browse /gme/
Good lookin out uncle cohen

>>49744565
Jesus christ, that's a whole lot of words for "stop hating on amc"
Honestly I dislike all the amc talk not because I think it's a good play (I have literally no opinion on that) but because it seems like an entry-level divide and conquer.
>write about things that gme holders are doing
>replace "gme" with "amc"
>call it cringe and laugh
>make gme holders nervous
I just don't give a fuck. Whether amc can be explained using swaps, or if the hedgies are long on it and a market maker is just internalising orders to control its price and hedge against gme, or whether it's actually a good stock to hold. I don't care.
Can we stop talking about it?

>>49746077
Checked....Emphatically fucking checked

Reddit keeps crashing because theyre sperging so hard

>>49746154
look at all the bots in the comments

>>49746077
is it really just 100 anons on /gme/?
are we the new global fren elite?

>>49746024
half_dick is going to have a hell of a deboonkening if RC ever mentions Apex and/or moth children, which at this rate might be next week

>reddit is perfectly find with lauer saying "it's just a glitch" and not even defending himself against accusations
>RC commits wrongthink and it's a big UH OH
Reddit is so full of shit it's hilarious. They pride themselves on being unfuddable but they are constantly confused and at odds with each other. RC is rustling some jimmies big time.

We’re gonna continue to crab upward as the algo continues to fractalize.

>>49746318
the current chart does remind me of a mini january spike

This is by far the most based this saga has ever been
I actually love Ryan now
(Before I was indifferent)

What happened to “when we hit 128 all these margin calls” etc.?

>>49745450
Lol are people actually still going on about vaccines? Even normies at the office moved onto Ukraine and now inflation. This is weak

>The GMEhad cannot happen soon enough

>inshallah checkem

>>49746430
Who said that

>>49746188
we're the loominati now

>>49745450
>EXPLAIN YOURSELF WHY YOU DO NOT WANT TO CONDEMN THE NON-JABBERONIS
>PoWeR tO tHe PLaYerS
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I KNEEL

>>49746205
Um... anon?

>>49746406
Agreed, i feel more like the stock is more pureblood.
We are holding each other now, the stock and i.

>>49746526
Holy shit I can’t believe he said that.

>>49746482
Where the fuck have you been? It was in the threads yesterday right before close

Checkmate, hedgies

>>49746360
I don’t know how anyone can argue against the fractals. I’ve seen this exact chart far too many times.

>>49746471
>471
741 checked, and why are there at least two GME threads up?

>>49746659
NF baked a faked one even though he was supposed to kill himself last week

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49746687
Comfy as always, off-by-one baker

I WANT TO WAG'IT RIGHT NOW!

Glory to the white race. Cohen will see our kingdom restored. Sieg heil.

>>49746867
more like greater israel

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/veg9kb/i_dont_think_i_am_crazy_either_some_dd_writers/
half_dane's furry (read: dog fucking) buddy, criand, is baleeting old DD top kek reddit is literally imploding

>>49746917
Top kek and leddit is (((coincidentally))) having (((server issues))) right now. Weird how these things happen, right?

>>49746659
Cheers mate, 471 is close enough. Alhamdulillah

>WAGMI

MONDAY MARKETS ARE CLOSED SO WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE WEEKEND

>>49746917
so are we supposed to sell now or what?
I don't want to sell before split even if it's another nothingness

>>49745666
just a reminder that I called it, I said this image would be highly controversial one day

>>49746991
some (((things))) are being purged. DD disappearing is just one of them.
>>49747055
>sell because Cringemines are collapsing
They have served their purpose. I don't know exactly what is happening but I have a feeling it's related to their (((mods)))

84 comments, no comments.

>>49745734
Save the beez.

>>49747102
Antichristchecked. Yikes.

>>49747199
How does it look on oldreddit?

>>49747055
yes, you're supposed to sell before the marketplace launch and the squeeze because ryan cohen is an anti vaxxer. is that what you want me to say anon? you fucking weak weeb

This article is currently on the front page of Drudge. Seriously?
https://www.studyfinds.org/want-to-become-billionaires/
>you will not be a billioinare and be happy

>>49747228
same information, except more gay

>we're now gonna have antivax trannies posting here

>>49747055
We predicted this would happen as we got closer to moass. Just means were right, I barely stopped caring about the DD and just focused on bullying hedgefunds.

>>49747228
bunch of duped comments/bots breaking

>>49747316
Let them come, I have had Covid 3 times and would rather get my arse kicked by that Kung Fluy than take a rushed vax

>>49747228
Old reddit loads still 83 to 9 comments

>>49745450
liberal trannies are pissed.

>>49747228
Full bot meltdown of multiple posts.

>>49747281
I'll risk being a billionaire.
if i don't like it i can always just spend it all and become poor again.

>>49745569
Haha, holy kek. I hope they sell and then MOASS starts. Then it really would be the most based timeline. The one bad thing about this situation was that plebbitors would make it too, now uncle Cohen is fixing that problem.

Doubles decides todays RRP

I’ll start

2.29trillion

>>49747446
3trillion

>another fucking fractal
DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49747433
can you imagine? the plebbit kvetching would be off the chart, i mean meltdown levels of salt.

>>49745450
>what next, you support unguided walking tours of the US Capitol?
>RAISE THE BLACK FLAG, POWER TO THE PLAYERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsVjCZG4cyI
OK, Ryan, you have earned your way out of the oven.

Yeah I think I'm done with reddit now. The website sucks and those fuckers are just too obnoxious. They don't even have good DD anymore.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>49747471
I hope they sell today, then RC announces the split today after hours.

>reddit breaking posts
>DD getting deleted
>emrate hikes T+2
>crypto getting nuked
>Cohen calling out the vaxxed tards on twitter
>Monday market closed
>shares awarded to board members
>Cramer being a cuck
Its finally today. Split announced afterhours for long weekend fomo

>>49746917
>>49746991
i (((want))) (((wagmi))) please

>>49746917
The fucking comments jesus lmao

>>49747493
Yes Ryan I need a ducking MOASS

We all know this is you

>>49747493
I don't think you're even going to Publix all these times you say you are

>>49747493
I'll have a MOASS. If they don't have that, then a Stock Split Dividend Announcement will do.

>>49747363
r*eddit is having server issues. Every thread is full of duplicates comments. When you click "post" you get a 500 error message. If you refresh the page your comment is there. However everyone is just clicking post until they see their comment which leads to duplicates.

>>49747493
Publix anon is 100% Ryan Cohen

>>49747516
You know what, fuck it, I'm in, sign me up to your theory.

>>49747493
Fuck you Ryan
Release the Kraken

>>49747356
how would that be different than any other day?

Just bought 3 more shares. Saving the rest in case it dumps massively before launch.

>>49747446
2.73 trilly

>verification not required

Fuck you faggots for thread splitting. The other OP was created first.

>>49747516
>long weekend fomo
but anon, retail can't buy on the weekends

>>49747433
>MOASS starts
>plebbit priced out
>economy down the drain
>cramer seizure on live tv
>MSM literally blaming Ryan Cohen for everything
not taking my meds today boys.

>>49747493
Still waiting of my sub and Dr. Pepper

>>49744186
As you might have surmised, it's the normies' as well as the Fed's fault that this thing hasn't crashed yet.

>>49746917
What the fuck is going on lmfao

>>49747666
>Roaring Meows
RKKG?

>>49746587
I work night shift in a factory.

>>49747024
WHY ARE THE MARKETS ALWAYS FUCKING CLOSED ON MONDAY USA

>>49747493
Senpai, we need our splivvy please.
>also a club sub

>>49747493
CHOHEN YOU SLIMY JEW FUCK RELEASE IT NOW AND REDEEM YOUR FUCKING BBBY BAGS!! DO IT CHOHEN!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49747604
that's the point isn't it? 3 full days of this stirring up to it can buss on tuesday

>>49747516
This is correct. Source:
>
>>49747446
I am once again shooting for 1.3T and liquidations

>>49747493

https://imgur.com/a/RGUi6QC

swapcorn underwater. Love the slow, clear decline in value relative to gme and how GME has become increasingly difficult to control as the 7 to 1 AMC:GME swap looses value.

Release the divi and wreck these motherfuckers RC

>>49747493
Wutang NFT divy pls bby

>>49747706
>American culture is centered around niggers

>>49747706
Nigger day, thank Biden.

Jesus H Christ on ice. Ryan, are you kidding me? It's a bit boomer tier, but I'll take it.
Incomprehensibly based, Mr chairman.

get ready

>>49747752

im retarded and figured out how to upload pic direct

>>49747777
The holy quads smite the crab

>>49747777
Lucky 7's!

>>49747810
Ive been ready for a year man

>>49747777
based

>>49747777
checked crab killer

>>49747632
I'm thinking this is the most based timeline after all.

>>49747777
luggy sevens! :DDD:DDD

>>49747777
Fuckin witnessed

>>49747777

>>49747697
Not unless he's Italian.

the wu tang divvy is a meme right
im not gonna get a quarter second of a wu tang song for a dividend right

>>49747990
No way. We'll get the marketplace I don't give a shit about at Q2's end. Then, maybe, we MAY get a splivy in another year at least.
Remember
>when and if

>>49747990
try 0.00005 of a second

>>49747990
not a meme but also not a quarter second of a song.

if wu tang divy then i would expect an nft/token granting access to a web3 streaming service (integrated in marketplace?? they confirmed accept music artists so mechanism is in place).

Would be a great way to flush shorts/initiate moass before stock dividend to split shares. 10000iq move to split during moass

>>49747777
Well hell, maybe it's today.
Nice one, crab slayer.

>>49748067
>another year
take your fud back to plebbit, jew. we're impervious to that shit.

>>49748123
but then it becomes completely worthless when someone rips the album and posts it on 1337x or slsk

>>49748148
>nigger music
>worth anything beyond shaking off hedgies
ngmi

>>49748123
>moass before stock dividend
Should be the other way around, retard. Who is gonna care about this shit and GS once MOASS starts, huh...

>>49748148

How so? Millions of people pay spotify/apple music (partnership/integration in nft marketplace??)/tidal for streaming music when you can just look it up on youtube or torrent it.

Whole point of a wu-tang divi wouldn't be long term value. It would be a non-fungible dividend that would have to be delivered. Very little overhead cost for GME but huge impact on market. Price/value of divi doesn't matter imo

>>49748138
>IF

>>49748207

Respectfully disagree senpai. the point of stock divi isn't to entice new investors like the plebbit tards keep saying. Stock divi during moass would extra fuck shorts because it multiplies their obligations in excess of legal/legit shorts by more than the split ratio. This would increase the intensity and duration of moass by increasing obligations to deliver at a time where funds literally cannot do anything about it because they are getting liquidated.

i could be wrong - as i said im retarded

>>49748207
The point of it would be that GME is going to theoretically trade for insane prices during MOASS and normies are going to want in but be priced out. Split the stock, create 7x the shares and reduce the price 7x. Then they can all fomo in and push the price per share up even higher than moassprice/7

>>49748317
kinda makes sense, it's like a reverse-synthetic only RC's shares will be 'real' whereas Ken's 'shares' are nothing but empty promises.

we've been above 130 for a while now
wheres those margin calls

>>49748148
What it's worth to us is irrelevant, what matters is that it is legally priceless, as in there is no suitable hard number in cash they could issue as a replacement.

>>49748272
Jew

I keep having VR-like dreams where we're all partying and adventuring. Stay sexy /GME/ have an incredible weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMaDxg3uuk

>>49748459

Yup, another thing to consider is the use of TRS - total return swaps. These are used - among other types of swaps - for GME. If you want to see proof, go here and search equity total return swaps for GME (search GME isin online as you have to search by that and not ticker) https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/sec/dashboard.do

Interesting thing about TRS is that the "total" portion of returns includes dividends. Since they are cash settled instruments, a share divi would have to be paid in cash, immediately, with no option to FTD (since shares not involved - it is a contract b/t bank and fund or broker). Imagine having to deliver a 7:1 stock divi in cash to keep your TRS alive and your position from blowing up. Stock divi could be powerful

>Market is closed <onday
>Still have to work
Fucking "holiday" my ass. Those are the absolute worst days.

>>49748540
Exactly, it could be an NFT of twelve minutes of Ryan Cohen having explosive diarrhea. The point is that hedgies don't have the NFT and they have to get it (which is impossible) or close their positions. They're dead. They know it and we know it. They've been sliced in half by Cohen's uchigatana and are just waiting for him to tap his tsuka before falling apart.

>>49748656
How many days a year do you lot get off? UK is ~30 including public holidays and we take them all or get paid extra for them.

>>49748508
Three arrows is short gamestop, they've been ignoring the phone for a while now. Marge calling and nobody picking up, banks and lenders on the chopping block soon.

>>49748712
>Three arrows is short gamestop
really?

Moass cancelled, sorry guys, time to go home.

>>49748508
Needs to be an hour.

>>49748317
Possibly, but if a market crash causes MOASS like some people think he'd need to announce that shit now for it to have the greatest effect lkike you say
>>49748384
I think the price would still be too high for normies if it split during MOASS

Above 130 for an 1 hour = large Marge starts clapping kennoiads ass cheeks
I reset every time it goes under 130.00
Kennoid I'm near I'm here
Put your hand down to your phone and slowly raise it to your ear

>>49748712
I thought that was just a crypto fund.

>>49748733
>>49748808
I have no sources, but I want it to be true and therefor it is.

>>49747707
Your the mosed based 4chan poster ever, this post is inironically chefs kiss , I wish I could dox you. You have won me over from this perfect comment

>>49748707
Not counting the actual burgerland holidays (New Years, 4th of July, Christmas, etc) my company only gives me 10 days vacation a year. Fucking sucks.

>>49748806
>>49748755
Is that a real established rule? It has to be there for an hour?

>>49748741
no you are cancelled check how your hands are vanishing you are now cursed

>>49748808
yeah i just checked, they were
>>49748832
no anon don't spread false hope it just makes people demoralized when things don't happen they only deal in crypto

the rod and ring will strike

>>49748850
Hopefully YGMI soon mate, you deserve some rest. Then only do what you want and improve the lives of your kin

>>49748508
Margin call != immediate liquidation

>>49748893
anyone ever figure out what the fuck that bit could mean?

>>49748741
Thanks I sold.

>>49744600
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>>49748755
CHECKED THOSE DIGITS

Today is the most hyped I’ve ever been
Even hypeder than the “glitch” days

No fucking way Brian Chobani would start making mildly controversial tweets if he didn’t know something was about to happen. My plums are telling me that he’s actually trying to get retards to sell so that they NGMI. It’s a 4D chess power move to end all power moves.

Our jew has the opportunity to fuck over trannies and he’s taking it

based.

>>49748925
I believe this

>>49748909
Having my time all to myself is all I really want in life.

>>49748707
>days off

Hahahahaha good one.

>america
>no minimum vacation

If you are "lucky" you get an employer who rolls vacations and sick days into PTO. This adds your THREE mandatory sick days a year along with all holiday and vacation into one pool.

That works out to about 3 weeks, 15 days total. You are required to use PTO on holidays, and getting sick twice (and staying home until better instead of coming in sick) will blow up your remaining vacation.

I am feeling the hype. I couldn't be happier that lefty redditors are selling their 5 share positions because of Cohen's tweet. It really feels like Jesus is guiding our way here, and all will be right in the end.
Can you imagine if a shit ton of them close their positions over political virtue signaling, and then we immediately MOASS, while AMC gets rugged?

>>49748925
as long as Ken takes it in the grape nuts, i'm satisfied

>>49748918
bad day to post this gif anon https://www.sportsnet.ca/wwe/article/investigation-at-wwe-upends-leadership-mcmahon-steps-aside/

I boughted 2 more shares.

I now have 1,2,3,4....... 325 shares!

WAGMI!

>>49748925
I'm bullish about the fact he doesn't seem to give a shit about how reddit sees him anymore; to me that means it no longer matters

Also, some more hypium, the Jan sneeze had a green Friday, a very green Monday, then squeeze Tuesday

ive been a way for a while cause these boomer cunts got us going back into the office. what the hell is going on? what happened to the divvy? what are we waiting for? superstonk is a nightmare to find new info. it's just purple circles and hype posts.

>>49748893
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>>49748912
The entire thing is intentionally extremely vague, but GameStop uses a power button icon for official branding in a few places

>>49748996
>that means it no longer matters
How many clients said "I WANT MY MONEY NOW" before the DOJ probe? After I would be surprised there are any left

>>49749001
the tl;dr is that our levels of bullish have never been higher

>>49748958
>3 weeks
Kek, most employers I've seen are two weeks at best. That includes sick time and unpaid holidays unless you take PTO.

>>49748958
Also, I work a low-medium white collar job. If you are a laborer or low blue collar eat shit. You get the 3 mandatory sick days (which staffing agencies will """ end your assignment""" (see: not "firing")), and no vacation.

>>49749033
Neat, I'll take it

>>49749033
What about this one

>>49749033
>>49749072
>The rod and the ring will strike

>>49748986
no...

>>49749001
>>49749050
sigh. so same as last summer. part of me feels they might've missed the boat with the nft marketplace considering how much cryptos been tanking. anyway ty fren back to the cage.

>>49748958
What if you’re poorly for 4 days? Must you eat into your holiday?

Is this just for unskilled jobs? Do you get treated like a human if you went to uni?

Here, after a certain period (I think 2 weeks) you need a doctors note. At which point the government recompensaste your employer for your pay until you return.

>>49748806
STATUS REPORT

>>49747777
CHECKED

30 minutes away from the start of moass.

kek baggies

>>49748707
I've not had a paid vacation day yet, since my shitty company requires you to work there at least a year and then you start building time off (you don't build it at all for the first year). So I only have 6 hours of time off so far and I've been working around 15 months. Not only that, but we don't close for any of the major holidays and only make 1.5x pay on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years day. You can request off on those days, but you don't get holiday pay or anything. Wage slaving is fucking abysmal in the US.

I used to play WoW and one of the biggest things about that game is that the world first raiders were basically all european because at any point they could basically just take 2 months off work to grind WoW for the new raid release. Felt like bullshit.

>>49749033
6 years ago?? time really flies when you are > 2 more weeking
whats the hypothesized explanation for the q prophecies?

>>49749166
Checked

>>49749166
THOSE DIGITS AND MY BURNING DESIRE TO ESCAPE THE WAGE CAGE CONFIRMS

>>49749176
Brazil’s the same, but my British firm sort me out

The volume is dropping.

>>49749166
checked

WE GAAN

>>49749155
Kennoid
Tick tock

>>49749199
More digits confirm.

>>49749192
it's all gamestop

>>49749166
>>49749199
Checked frens, WAGMI!

>>49749219
this is my new hopium. you better be right anon

>>49749237
nani

>>49749219
Looks like the daily fractal broke early.

fuck it we just hit 5% im gonna OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would like to oooo now please.

>>49749061
Sometimes I think about quitting my job and then i read posts like this. I get 25 days pto and 20 sick days per year, not counting the 4 or 5 holiday closings.

oo

>>49749219
I believe this

>>49749152
After 3 days you need a doctors note. If you are out for 5 they try to put you on leave of absence.

Unskilled jobs you only get the minimum 3 sick days and like I said, if you use them places like temp agencies will legally "end your assignment"

If you go to uni yes, you will be treated like a human more likely. Its certainly possible to get reasonable benefits with a degree.

Tick
Tock

BROS

>>49749375
Kenny NO!

What is going on

>anons wanna ooo at a measly 5%

My ooo'ing will only begin when hedgies are checking how many blocks up you need to die from fall damage in minecraft.

>>49749372
Fuck that lad, I get why skilled people move over there. I bet you clean up.

But a chain’s only as strong as it’s weakest link.

>>49749391
it

>133
133
>133
133
>133
133

ᵒ

>>49749424
If it goes red I blame you

Fuck yeah fuck lfg o0o0o

Can a whale just buy like 10m shares please?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

small oooooooooooo

blessed be these ooos

oh my lord
are we dare i say be squeezen?

>Is this all you can conjur, Kennoid?

(oooo)

>>49749467
Yep that was it looks like its over bros. Sold at the top 133. Based. We made it bros.

>>49749438
ₒₒₒ

>>49748887
It still might be Gamestop short though, look at who are all co-investors in their projects. It's all tigercubs, sequoia capital, and bain capital. It's actually amazing how much co-investments there are between the speculated gme shorts and these three arrow guys.
Huge exposure to terra too and tigers were big on terra luna.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zinnialee/2022/05/25/sequoia-china-backed-crypto-financial-services-firm-hits-2-billion-valuation/?sh=1fee946f3435
https://www.crowdfundinsider.com/2021/03/173098-blockfi-raises-350-million-series-d-led-by-bain-capital-ventures-partners-of-dst-global-pomp-investments-and-tiger-global/

RRP 2,229.279

PARTICIPANTS 103

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

are we out of "pump" already

small ooo'ers will make it

>>49749544
No

>>49749466
checked

>>49749535
Interesting

ooooooooooooooooo

()()()()

>they don’t understand that total return swaps spread debt around like a virus
>there are institutions short gme and they don’t even know it

thx just sold
captcha:

>>49749617
I don't even understand calls or puts

>shepard, this assault must cease, no good will come of this
>do you hear me shepard
>don't hang up on me again i swe-

20 million dollars EOD check em

>>49749642
nose

>>49749657
CHEEEEEEEEEECKED

what the heck be beckenin at one three fiddy

>>49749642
calls: a contractual option to buy 100 shares at a certain price by a specified date (a bullish bet)
puts: a contractual option to sell 100 shares at a certain price by a specified date (a bearish bet)

These contracts can either be sold for the value of the contract or exercised

Wizard powers activate! I cast "Mother of all Short Squeezes"!

i wonder what is ourguy ryan cohen doing right now

>>49749755
Checked.

>>49749755
Checked. This is the beginning of the end, fe fr

>fe em Deus

>>49749711
Yeah. Sounds pretty gay.

>>49749755
very nice

>>49749656
I should have found a race for Cramer but I didn't think about him

>>49749763
At Publix finally getting us our moass.

>>49749755
Digits accepted, I kneel. So it is written..

>>49749755
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49749783
Nigger I made 13k in profit this morning from a position that cost less than 5k to open and that I held for less than 2 weeks, properly used options are absolutely fucking fantastic

im getting crazy glitch 1 min candles at ~12:30 yahoo finance

Tick tock kennoid

>>49749778
>>49749778
>>49749778
Threaded.

>>49749617
I like this virus analogy.
>The banking sector has already been infected, they'll all be insolvent soon. The entire sector must be purged.

>>49749788
very VERY nice

>>49749755
yes... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49748965
Just imagine the news doing a story on redditors selling stock to protest the evil anti vaxxer insurrectionist Ryan Cohen, then all the maga boomers start all their cash into GME to support the brave freedom fighter. Beyond based.