/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49740776
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,162.924B, 96P = 22.530B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek what the fuck was half_dane's problem

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49740776
oof by one

I invested pretty much in one lump sum last year and have been living off my savings since. I am at the end of my savings now bros. Come July I’ll probably have to go apply at a factory or some lineman shit manufacturing something. I don’t want to capitulate and sell my soul. I want GME to moon soon. I’m holding but life isn’t really fun right now bros

>>49740823
lots of opinions expiring, 30k calls at 680 strike price

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>49740776
>
Thanks for baking!

>>49740776
get script failed again
kek bakies

>>49740842
The divvy is cooming and nothing will save hedgies from closing their shorts

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49740860
i want hyperblu to come here and get shizo with us
his powers arent appreciated on reddit

I love the disdain hyperblu has for the average redditor, how can one schizo be so based?

TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING

kathies, fracties, ftd's

we in here

https://youtu.be/9Ux0eOPanxE

im ngmi

Henlo frens how r u all today?!

If you needed someone to talk to, I would make an email and post it in this thread for you to email right now! I would use the email to let you know that people are out there and they care about you! We are all gonna make it together!

>>49740818
Unfortunately I know these feels all too well. That faggot Ryan needs to quit his tweeting and actually do something to bring this to end.

>>49740860
The schizo r*ddit needs but not the one it deserves.

>>49740860
I am sorry to say I took the time and read all of that. I don’t know if Hyperblue is a character in a larger story arc, but sounds like he isn’t as retarded as many others over there. Hope he gets off the internet if it’s starting to affect him. Thankfully, I have been psyop’d for decades by glowies on 4chan and am thus immune to the Internet affecting me, kinda like that 1% of germs that memes don’t work on

>>49740915
Good! Say something nice to this fren?
>>49740823

>>49740896
I mean a reasonable person will always hate average redditors cause they're bots mimicking the perpetually online manchildren who dominate online discussion today. Its always been the ultimate fud "how can I be on the same ship as these faggots"

Is this your homework, Kenny?

I can't be associated with an antivax science denier. Sorry but this is where I draw the line. This is when I sell.

Well, its premarket and I havent shit yourself.

>>49740980
Anon stop... don’t post kino.... you’re only going to get my hopes up that post MOASS someone will fund making real films again instead of just propaganda

>>49740927
he is completely ignored in most cases to make way for sucking lauer jannied cock

>>49740982
based fren! i still cant believe its been two years and people still dont trust the science
>b-but muh rights
yea buddy the sooner you give em up the sooner we can get back to the new normal

>>49740903
>I was bad at hedge
>now I ledge
>time to go
>over the edge

I'm financially content, but soon I'll be financially awed

>imagine being financially forgetful
alway rember gamesop

>>49740926

Think of it this way:
Unless you come from rich family, or have been able to get 70th percentile+ job, you would have wagecucked until 75 yo in every scenario. But you were like Jack (fgt analogy but here goes). Two hours before Titanic takeoff, you wagered the small bits you had in pocket for a ticket to the new land. You won, ticket is yours. In every alternative universe, you would be stuck wagecucking anyways. But you have one ticket. If you have to wagecuck now for one week, one month, one year, or whatever, doesnt matter. You were wagecuck. Now you are a wagecuck with a Titanic ticket. Big difference. Make the most of it, godspeed.

reminder that the best they have is:

WHY HASNT RYAN DONE THE SPLIVVY

DATEFAGS GET THE ROPE

>>49740784
Whoever came up with Aile knew what they were doing. The shorts and vest combined with the black bodysuit....hnnnngggg.
MO'ASS after market hours today, WAGMI.

RC is kinda reminding me of Trump with his all tweets no action fr fr no cap

>>49740915
I'm excellent friend, thanks for asking. The sun is shining, globohomo are in the ropes and looking shaky. I'm going to cut out of work early and spend the afternoon hiking some local trails with my dog.

>>49741081
I have 9 shares in CS Ryan!!! notice me Senpai

>>49741106
ygmi fren
we are all gonna ygmi

>>49741131
i was promised wagmi not ygmi

>>49741066
checked and didn't you hear that the titanic sunk?

9 x ? tho frendo

>>49740914
everyone ITT so far agmi

>>49740893
>>49740896
Someone DM him and tell him he has frens here waiting for him to come visit
>>49740924
You are a good fren. YAGMI
>>49740823
>>49740191
Frens… are you ok? I know it’s been a hard journey up until this point but just remember they’ve been trying EVERYTHING to get us to sell yet we are still here…. But you know what?
IM NOT FUCKIN' LEAVIN' KENNY!
THE SHOW GOES ON!
THIS IS MY HOME!
THEY’RE GONNA NEED A FUCKING WRECKING BALL TO TAKE ME OUT OF GME!
THEY’RE GOING TO NEED TO SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD AND A FUCKING SWAT TEAM CAUSE IM GOING NOWHERE!!!
FUCK THEM!
WAGMI $∞ soon
https://youtu.be/neTcGtuRQqQ

>>49741105
We're just not schizo enough to get the true message

>>49741152

Sure. Which life you prefer?
Jack, who cleaned glasses at shitty pub until 60, or
Jack, who won and got everything he wanted.

>>49741207
Can I be the jack with the beanstalk that fights and wins against (((giants))) and gets what he wants?

>>49741207
I just wanna suck on 1990's Kate Winslet tits.

>>49740893
>>49740896
>>49740927
>>49741033 checked
>>49741044 checked
i bet he lurks or posts here himself. maybe he only uses one platform not to get caught. Either way his personality is ripe for 4chan, i agree.

WAGMI frens

>>49741066
>godspeed
Checked. Thanks anon. WAGMI

If good reputable brokers rug, my canned sardines will have better market value than gme or any other stock for that matter.

>>49741091
>snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RYAN! I WANT MY BRAP FARM WITH MY BRAP WIVES AND MY BRAPPLY SOPHIE TURNER TOOT TOOT TRAIN ALREADY

I love my bank.

>>49741236
WAGMERICA

>>49741207
The Jack that started going by John when he did scat music

>>49741248
Me too.

this is the part of the program where we FTD like its JAN 2021

>its a rerun

>>49741145
No yagsy

2021 numbers

TICK TOCK KENNETH

TICK TOCK

>>49741296
>>49741322
When does that start to impact price?

i WILL own a bf109 after moonening

>>49741145
dw fren here's a nice big WAGMI just for you
WAGMI

>>49741190
DFV is the key maannnn!!

>>49741250
Mr. President.

>>49741299
>>49741244
>>49741322
checked

Let this thing fucking die already.

jan run up had 100% si utilization for 60+ days if i remember correctly. 74 days off the top but im not sure if thats correct.

You apparently use a combination of swaps, ftd's (not enough to get placed on the FTD list tho), shorting, balancing of calls/shorts.

although this is dated and likely incorrect information, citadel went pretty nuts on the calls with the last reported data

>>49741230
I want to suck on Jennifer Connelly’s 1990s tits before she got the breast reduction.

>>49741322
>100 millions worth of fails to deliver
>hedgies when in a bear market

>>49741375
They are ready for it this time. It only ran last time because they didnt have a calibrated algo for that much options volume. The ticker might as well be an animated gif at this point.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49740776
aaa... oof

150k @33%
Crab day unless a big green cock forms.

>49741434
How are they ready for it? How do they get around ftds without buying at the market to deliver?

Tfw 6 weeks until marketplace
Tfw no divvy
Tfw no split

Kek baggies

CAM ON GAMESTOCK!
SCOOORE SOME FOCKIN OOOOOOOOOOOs

>market about to die
>massive options OI
>ftds piling up
Mr Cohen, release the announcements.

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

>>49741427
yes

>49741434
How are they ready for it? How do they get around ftds without buying at the market to deliver?

swaps is the answer if you were being serious

tick tock kenneth

>>49741322
DELIVERY TIME

Kek crypto baggies

>>49741322
It’s Bobo posting time

>>49741501
>tfw the market is days away from full capitulation and none of those other things matter

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49741521
He’s waiting for the market to die in order to shoot the final shot.

>>49741322
This is the end of the line

>>49741656
He won't be waiting long

RC is a based antivaxxer

>>49741322
Checked. Judgement day approaches.

3 red, rest will follow

kek crypto baggies

Today is today.

>>49741770
Let’s play a game…
Will:
A. BTC hit <$20k first
OR
B. ETH hit <$1k first
Place your votes gentlemen.

Lmao these are real

>>49740818
Get a job and buy more pussy

>>49741815
B

>>49741842
we should just give up on cramer, he desn't even deserved to be laughed at anymore, he doesn't even cut it as a troll

>>49741815
Eth sub 1k first

>>49740818
Sell everything and become a vagabond
Freedom is priceless

So shitting himself anon got quads yesterday but I just checked my pants and premarket and I'm not impressed

>>49740818
Cash out then pussy. I rather work for a little bit and accumulate for retirement or life changing moon money.

>>49740818
Please sell. Please think of all the fun you have missed.

Guys I’m going to post 2 pics but the 7 day charts for BTC & ETH are almost IDENTICAL…
The algos are undeniable at this point

>>49740818
>WAAAAAAAAAH I DIDN'T DOLLAR COST AVERAGE OVER MONTHS
>I OVER LEVERAGED WHEN I FOMO'D
>THIS IS SOMEHOW COHENS FAULT!

>>49741885
no. I will continue to laugh at him until he has a coke induced heart attack on set.

>>49741903
He got too greedy in the next thread and rerolled like an indian

>>49741980
And here’s the ETH chart

>>49741676
Something that I've just noticed about the Shit & Piss is that during most of the crashes and dips is that volume increased dramatically, however with the 2022 crash, volume hasn't really changed despite being down ~23% from peak. It could be due to auctions, my theory is that the underlying dollars in the liquidity pool is being extracted through dark pools. Any retail support is nearly non-existent compared 2020 due to cost of living. Institutions can only watch as they get liquidated on heavily leveraged shekel contracts. Fed printing "stopped". Auctions end up at no-bid anyway and the bagholding goes up the chain.

It's not going into RRP...where's it going?

The U.S. markets are percolating as we speak.

>>49741980
All crypto follows BTC, you’d know that if you weren’t a newfag

>>49742051
I know buts it’s fucking eerie.

>>49742062
Not really. It also has nothing to do with GameStop

what about me guys am i gonna wagmi

FEDS are still buying, someone linked it in another thread

>>49742020
>>49741980
BURN ZE TETHER

If GS created the idea of a splivvy for any other reason than to force MOASS then they're retarded. Who the hell would buy their stock for any reason other than MOASS?
If GS true wanted us to have more access to cheaper shares, then they should do the spplivvy now. If the market crash causes MOASS, the splivvy becomes meaningless and almost useless. The splivvy should come first, and now, or RC is truly retarded.
NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT STOCK AFTER THE MOASS SO RELEASE THE SPLIVVY RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

^

>>49742108
Not if we can help it

>49742141
You’re a ducking retard and should promptly kys.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vecm98/kevin_oleary_in_the_next_week_or_two_were_going/
TWO (2) MORE WEEKS

Pretty based that Citadel got involved in crypto and BTC has been shitting itself ever since

>>49742167
I NEED HER TITS IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW
R
I
G
H
Tongue

Niggers
O
W

>>49742141
If I were Cohen, I'd split after the market crashes causing GME to skyrocket in price, bringing it back down to affordable levels to induce FOMO. That is if it doesn't automatically shoot straight to 214k. No point in splitting there, but at 700 when everything is shitting itself? Perfect time
If I were Cohen I'd also be Jewish

>>49742190
kek even MSM is datefagging

With the Yen about to become on par with the Zimbabwean dollar and MOASS literally two weeks away how many waifus are you guys going go have? I was thinking of just being pure and having only one but with Japs about to be reduced to one bowl of rice a week I think it's my moral duty to create an MC Harem in my beach mansion and have at least 3 minimum.

Kek based Cohen making vaxxies seeth. Can only hope he names them one of these days

AAAAAAAAAĀAAAAAĀĂÆ2ÆÆĀ33Ă

>>49742301
arent they cold?

>>49742190
>WITHIN

>>49742301
3 seems like an idea number tbf

>>49742349
Nice fluffy snow right below freezing is peak comfy.

Also I want some Asian waifus with perky tits and big bladders.

>>49739336
>Arrow through your head.
Ryan tweet is about 3 Arrows Capital liquidation. $13 billion AUM hedgie going belly up right now.

>>49742301
Based
>>49742332
RC dropping redpills is really going to shake up the redditors.

>>49742369
*ideal
bleh it's too hot today

>>49742225
If you split a skyrocketing stock, it would still be too expensive to cause FOMO. And why would anyone buy when it's in the middle of MOASSing?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49742190
O'Learybros, we're so close

>>49742395
yeah i said that last thread

Ryan Cohen thinks he’s Joe rogan

Err...Steel Beam Bros...?

>>49742587
Why would Russia launch a long range strike against a funko pop retailer HQ on September 2022?

>>49742349
Japan has that weakass dry air cold where anything short of direct contact with ice is about as biting as an open refridgerator door

MOASS in THREE (3) minutes hold your seats gonna be a wild ride

Market is closed for Juneteenth. Why do niggers ruin everything?

>>49742586
can't wait for half_dane to debunk this

>>49742367
Mr Richard Newton is based, please don't disrespect

>>49739892
The problem is, most normalfags will see his tweets and immediately just think he's a covid denier. He's being too obtuse and cryptic about his message. People already (((in the know))) understand it, but since they already know about it the tweet is meaningless since it doesn't spread that message to the uninformed normies. If anything it just looks like some divisive political thing that Trump would have tweeted.

>>49742649
It is? Fucking victim complex monkeys

>>49742619
The President of the Stan of the Khazars probably knows.

>>49742118
Thanks doc

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we /ooo/ nao

>>49742586
BRB gonna go mine cringemine salt

>>49742731
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOO

Where drum guy?

>>49742586
Pick a side you stupid faggot nigger. There are no safe vaccines. There are no functional vaccines. I hate you until you give me money and then I'll still hate you but from somewhere without brown people nearby.
Captcha: NOGBY

>market opens
>shoots immediately to 130
It's today bros

Already outperforming the SPY

I shall allow myself one small ooo

>>49742586
His opinion is split.

>>49742690
>divisive political tweet
Good. Fuck normies and fuck you. I hope you die.

Is 130 margin call zone?

>>49742708
Yeah it's a sunday lmao

>>49742803
no lol we were at 150 last week

>>49742748
>>49742731
>>49742735

Bonk. There's your quad witching! Surprise, shits already been delivered!

>>49742807
Ceiling is lower every day, moron.

>>49742807
I forget cause time has lost all meaning for me but was that pre or post crypto crash

>>49742785
WINNER

>>49742807
The number gets lower the longer this goes retard.

>>49742807
And that's the point, their collateral evaporates every single day. Liquidation price gets lower.

>>49742805
Observed Monday
>fuck you Texas

>>49742586
But is he vaxxed? Travelling to Montreal means he probably is

Is gme going to crash with spy and the rest of the markets or crab ?
I have 5K left to slurp the dump
I don't want to buy in over 100....
Are we ever going to see 99 again ?
Fuck
My bases are already loaded
Fud
Van
Hood
Cash app
CSGO
LFG

Is it time to buy the dip on BBBY?

>>49742860
Suffering

>>49742885
All the worlds elite got saline "Vaxxed".

>>49742767
>I hate you until you give me money and then I'll still hate you but from somewhere without brown people nearby.
Based

>>49742894
That was yesterday.

Only reason we're green today is cause SPY is right now green, we're still coupled with it

>>49742893
Do you think 30 dollars average change something in case of MOASS. If you are a believer just buy in now since it could be 1 million tomorrow

>>49742940
Kek. It’s the other way around faggot.

>>49742940
That's just your opinion dude.

>>49742940
SPY is coupled to GME faggot, never forget it

>>49742940
cope

Fuck RC tweets. Clearly distracting us maybe b/c the split/MOASS is so far away he thinks he needs to distract with political tweets.
>Pull the trigger Ryan

>>49742981
says ur fat nose dude
go outside and smell

>>49742895
nigger

>>49742301
I'll definitely be looking into rescuing a few Japanese cuties to make my trad wives. Gonna need someone to watch anime with after moass and raise my hafu children.

>>49742988
fat noser detected

I can't believe hedgies had 4 innocent people killed and then covered it up with "Gamestop bad, spend money elsewhere!"
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/regret-inform-quit-two-gamestop-123000592.html

>>49743003

>>49743014
nogger

>>49743038
thank you.

130 broke hedgiess

WTFWT

>>49742945
I just want more shares 1GME = 1GME
but honestly I'm probably just gonna feel stupid when sigh all is said and done and the dust is settled
ONE was all you ever needed at least maybe in a reliable broker or CS
Mite just sell one and let the rest ride forever to Valhalla into ultimate dividends world

JOEEEEE BIDEN

JOEEEEEEEEEEE BIDEN

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE BIDEN

YOU HAVE 0 YIL

>>49743038
do you feel better now?
you should do ten pushups too.
though i probably overestimate your abilities for that, maybe 2 is your limit...

>max pain is 128
>EXPECT PRICE TO BE AT OR AROUND 128
Like what is the range? 6,000,000 is "at or around" 128 if I pilpul it enough.

DONT OOO YEST GUYS DONT OOO YET

>>49742945
I feel like saying MOASS could be tomorrow is the biggest FUD since this whole thing started. Not only does it always disappoint people the same way datefagging does when nothing happens (which over time will steadily drop morale), but it also leads to people not wanting to DRS because they think "Oh shit, what if this pops tomorrow? My shares won't DRS in time and will be stuck in some shitty snail mail limbo, and maybe there will be a 'technical glitch' that causes my shares to be lost so I miss MOASS all together." Etc. I know when DRS first became a thing I didn't do it for 6 months because every day I was told "Dude moass tomorrow, 2 weeks, it's literally today!" and I didn't want to risk DRSing.

MOASS will happen when it happens and that's it.

>>49742708
Blame Chauvin.

>>49743088
Checked and I just felt more antisemitic

>>49743086
joe baggden

>>49742975
>>49742955
I did forget, thanks for reminding me

>>49743120
If you're disappointed every day, you won't be disappointed any more, because disappointment becomes the norm.

Not trying to fud here lads actually the opposite, i want some reassurance and hopium if you can. Are the people expecting phone number values trolling? That amount of money doesn't exist right? What about the redditor that bought 6M worth of shares? How could it even be possible that he could hold 6 million worth of shares that are each worth 7 figures during moass? Where is the money coming from? i hope this works bros but I could see them just creating some new fucking law saying they can just buy us out of our shares at x price without even consulting us. I don't think they're gonna lose that easy bros.

Facebook ad:
"Greater Texas Mortgate now has a no income qualifying loan for up to 8 investment unit apartments. Call me for more information."

Its over.

>>49743139
Joe Baggie

why do you baggots still invest in memestocks and not a real stock with a plan like AMC? i dont understand how you baggots can hold a losing stock, cut your losses and buy AMC

>>49743118
must....not.... oooo

>>49743166
>Are the people expecting phone number values trolling?
No, be reasonable and sell at $1,000. In fact, if you were a reasonable investor, you would put sell orders now for $300, $500, and the rest of your stack at $1,000.

OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK

>>49740776
OOOO's are banned till we break 150

By the Emperor, we've come to purge the perfidious hedgie scum from this world!

Shhhhhhhhh no o just silencio
.......

>>49743166
see what the dot says, it will give all the answers you need

>>49743166
The fed backstops. The planet turns into Fight Island if they don't.

Checkmate, atheists.

you go when you want GME

I remember bankin' with Chase like 400K
Starin' at it, I ain't know what to do, nigga

>>49743120
That's exactly what I'm saying, moass happens when it happens, date fagging is not something I do.
But what if it happens while you are waiting for a little discount?
oh boi

>>49743120
Imagine still being able to be fudded by datefagging.

>>49743178
>losing
>up 5% today

>>49743086
I want wagmi now please Mr. Biden ser

Where’s the guy that said marge calls at 130? Well we’re waiting

I'm about to end this all....
I will drop 5K when the price is 140 to bring us over the edge
WITNESS ME Frens
I am not slurping the dip I am drinking the rip
Salutes

Unvaxxed, uncircumcised, unimpressed by these minuscule green candles.

ok guys I think we can start a light ooo

Here comes the price anchoring shills.

Insider here: it’s today (and Monday).

>>49743321
good
>oooo

>>49743321
NOOOOOO. You're gonna scare the stock..

>>49743302
Doesn't it have to stay above for an hour? We had 40 minutes above 130 the day before yesterday.

>>49743350
ok fren I'm holding it chill out IM HOLDING IT

fuck outta here with any ooos

DONT FUCKING POST THOSE O'S

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

>>49743344
nigger holiday Monday, you nigger

>>49743321
No oooing until the price starts with a 2

No o or else I find you and feed you all the eggs post moass.......

>>49743305
>I am not slurping the dip I am drinking the rip

I want to OOOO bros...

>>49743120
It's always tomorrow until it's today, simple as

>>49743374
phew. Okay, good, that was a close one.

fractal anon predicted this pattern so well.
>fractal patterns
>smaller and faster repetitions
>flatline
>break out

>>49743423

bros why are we “pumping”
>ooo

Umm guys? Didn’t that anon yesterday say moass would start at this exact price?

FUD gauge this thread?

here’s my plan for the summer while waiting for this whole thing to blow over, call out of work as much as possible and watch as many cozy 80’s films as time will allow. this morning it’s 1988’s Cocktail starring Tom Cruise and the inimitable Elisabeth Shue

>>49743381
B-but i need to ooo anon.
It's been so long...

When we WAGMI I'm actually thinking about trying some of those veggie nuggets AMC came out with, it'll be my small action of goodwill towards to moviestock-Americans.

>>49743462
SWAPCORN IS HIGHER THAN US SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cohen owning redditors is a kek. Maybe he really is ourguy

>>49743429
>break out

hey i dont know if anyone subscribes to the pump theory but i just got a phone call with the news. Pump rating is officially a 7/10. Just wanted to let you all know so you can tell your loved ones.

Instead of ooo'ing post yfw WAGMI

Kenneth Griffin can eat a big fat cock

>>49743447
128.370
yes, good morning ser :)

>>49743447
i thought he said 128.37
either way we're way past that now

>>49743496

I'm so close to getting out a little ooo.

>>49743429
C-can we have a screencap or link to it?

Ok I went back. So not quite exact but he was pretty close.

>>49743484
Oh captain my captain

>>49743480
lol. lmao even.

it's coming back down because (YOU) ooo'd
how have you been holding this long and you don't know that ooo's scare it

>>49743496
I want to buy a soda

>>49743484
Some people haven't figured out that we're blowing up the system yet. Financial WMD.

>>49743457
fuck it
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAMANG GAMESHARE

Sorry bros, had to sell my 95Cs that expired today (+150%, goddamn I love options)

Still holding ~700 shares

>>49743496
i'm holding but i'll believe it when i see it. i was never destined to WAGMI. But maybe, just maybe. Hope for the best but expect the worst

>>49743517
Are we not men of discipline?

>>49743544
Ask publix anon to get you one

look at me arent i truly worthy of an OOO

>>49743519
I don't have it.

>>49743552
Now you put me in a complicated situation should if follow the ooo? Man why did you do this to me

>>49743565
never have been for the pleasures of ooooing anon

>>49743568
After moass sure

>>49743484
sheeit I wrote the antichrist fud and now I'm a full belieber
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK SHILLS
WAGMI

remember when reddit interpreted ryan cohen's anti booster vax tweet wrongly? they probably will get this one wrong too

>>49743166
>he hasn’t seen the PM orders ranging between 400k to 5mil
NGMI

>>49743484
Based

LOL

Maybe if we synchronously o
Such as 1 FREN o
Then the 2nd FREN oo
And then the 3 FREN ooo
And so on and so forth towards infinity...
Let's do this
it began with a
o

>>49743166
not my problem
pay me

We just have to hover above $130 for an hour.

>>49743496

>>49743565
>Markets cratering
>Japan rugpulled so human waifus will be cheap
>Joe Biden is now officially bagholding
>GME green
A man needs to OOOOOOOOOOO

How many times do we have to tell you niggers not to post o's?

>>49743635
oo

oo

>>49743635
oooooooops
all out of “pump”

Cohen quoting Reagan. When is the superstonk meltdown lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49743649
Well, we're below now, so all this oooing was for naught.

>>49743650

>>49743484
Good God this man is based

Also the fact that he gives no fucks who he pisses off could be a signal that reddit sentiment no longer matters, i,e, bullish

>>49743612
Jannies already shut it down kek

totally normal market action
thanks gamrod gensley

>>49743710
HA HA HA HA HA
bunch of faggots

>>49743663
Forgot pic

>>49743584
kek, ygmi

>>49743650
What the actual fuck?

>>49743710
>half_dane
More like half_brain am I right?

Ryan sucks Xi’s dick in front of the whole world. Moass CCP op confirmed. Very bullish

>>49743710
Half dane but full kike.

That retard will never WAGMI. Not even in a million squeezes.

fucking massive kek at king kike kohen crying about covid and inflation on twitter
>uhm mister cohen.. m-may we get that stock split d-dividend you promised?
no
also i'm giving everyone on the board a bunch of shares to dump on baggies
holy fucking based gigajew destroying you reddit niggers

What time is moass today? Im on a tight schedule.

>>49743484
Holy fucking based, cap'n
Its settled, I will spend the rest of my days acting and talking like Jack Sparrow, thanks Ryan and R

>>49743776
2 more minutes

YOU CANT ESCAPE DEATH NIGGER GRIFFIN FAGGOT RETARD KIKE MAYO SLIME DICK CUNT REEEEE

>>49743649
130.350 to be precise ser
>Verification not required.

Ryan Cohen is a Chinese man that had surgery to become Jewish. Because what is a jew? To trick us into getting rich

>>49743742
>Ryan confirmed traitor
SELL SELL SELL

Once I secure my post MOASS mansion, I'm going to get a giant portrait of RC and mount it over my fireplace.

>>49743670
I sold my calls right at the absolute tippy-top

Feels good

>rD2bJ8HT
>1pbtid

>>49743742
Hes canadian, what did you except?

>>49743825
>bizittors complain about 1pbtid
>bizittors complain about too many pbtid
kill yourself nigger
and then go back

Cohen is playing 5D chess to get redditors to sell. He’s gonna be dropping little bits of his based level around to fud and sneed the redditors. They will not make it in the end. I love you Mr Cohen

>>49743710
imagine after all the ass kissing from superstonk he only gives /gme/ a shoutout that would be the funniest shit ever

>>49743941
if he gives /gme/ a shoutout then isn't this all insider trading

>>49743970
>>49743941
I can almost guarantee he lurks here, he shitposts too well to have learned how anywhere else

>>49743941
Ryan if you're hear make your next tweet about foreskin.

Threaded.

>>49743961
>>49743961
>>49743961
>>49743961
>>49743961

>>49743970
Insider? I barely even knew her!

>49743852
oh, niggerfaggot's back, thought you roped. tf was that all about?

>49743852
weren't you going to kill yourself?

>>49744001
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>49740776
i need the REAL baker. thank you.

>>49744135
see you in MY thread faggot

>>49744186
>>49744186
>>49744186
Threaded.

>>49744251
thanks for the real thread