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I moisturize my circumsised penis 2 or 3 times a day for 5 -15 minutes while sitting at my computer.

>>49741722
You just know

He would want u to stick around.

>>49741722
Build a paradise for other dogs in his name,

but if you an hero. Could you send me the last of your crypto.

>>49741722
is this one of these more subtle /pol/ vaccine larps?

It's over (for your lil buddy)

>>49742091
Nope, he hasn't been vaccinated. All of a sudden fell down while walking yesterday.

I'm not gonna be able to deal with this. I was actually hoping the financial system would collapse or I'd get nuked before this day came.
My dog has been the only reason I've kept on living unironically, as an autistic abused neglected schizoid.

>>49742091
Nope, he hasn't been vaccinated. All of a sudden fell down while walking yesterday.

I'm not gonna be able to deal with this. I was actually hoping the financial system would collapse or I'd get nuked before this day came.
My dog has been the only reason I've kept on living unironically, as an autistic abused neglected schizoid

>have pet as surrogate for a child
>grieve like you lost a child when it inevitably dies before you
Go out and start making white babies, real babies not puppies and tamagotchis.

>>49742279
ah my bad I thought you said your 13 year old son
well that sucks man but you can always get another one.

>>49742279
Sorry to hear this. I know how hard it is to lose a dog that's been there for you through the years. I don't think you should kill yourself man. See him off in his final moments and make it as peaceful as possible. Grieve for a time and then go get another dog. It won't get rid of the pain of his loss, but it will give you something to focus your mind on so you're not thinking about it every second.

>>49741722
LARP or not, get another dog. It's about the only way to fill that void. Fuck, get a rescue, save a good dog from getting euthanized because they need more space to euthanize more dogs.
Something that always gets me is a quote from a 10 year old. Could be fake, idgaf, I think about it when I remember my boys that I buried.
>He said, 'People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life - - like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?' The Six-year-old continued, 'Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long.'>

>>49742331
13 year Olds don't get strokes ya silly dumb dumb lmao

>>49742317
My mom and dad abused and put me down mentally all my life to the point where I could never socialize with other kids and I'm still basically that weird creepy guy to every normalfag out there

My dog has been my last bastion of affection. I don't even have anyone to cry to about my dog going soon. I have no one besides him.

Read Life After Life
Get more puppies now to help with the transition

>>49741722
If your dog loved you, then get a new one. It will thank you

>>49742388
>>49742434

Thank you but he's irreplaceable to me. He's the only dog I'll ever have, and I can't go through this ever again.
I'll see what happens later. I just had to get all of this out.

>>49742516
Good luck, man. Just try to remember that you gave him a life that most dogs don't get. I'm sure he's appreciative of that fact. 13 is also quite old for a husky. I still think about my dogs from childhood 20 years later.

>>49741722
dont rope be a juke box hero fren
seriously if youre going to be sure that you cant have an impact on this relm after a certain time period then have a real impact before you leave
thanks in advanced for your effort.

>>49741722
>He keeps a filthy dog in his home
Kys subhuman infidel

>>49742444
Fuck whores like a normal person, and then try to move on to the real thing. When you put things into perspective they're not that expensive. It is incredible how hot (young) and cheap some of them are in fact. Most of them are also decent enough to pretend to care about what you have to say.

>>49741722
Yeah it’s hard to lose a beloved pet but they are just animals and you can get another one. Having a child of your own will make you see pets a little differently.

>>49742444
>13 year Olds don't get strokes ya silly dumb dumb lmao
thats why I called it a larp
but its ok,youre in a lot of pain and trying to make yourself feel better by putting others down. I get it.
>My mom and dad abused and put me down mentally all my life to the point where I could never socialize with other kids and I'm still basically that weird creepy guy to every normalfag out there
I hope you can sort your problems out and get better

>>49741722
God bless. Dog was always a good boy and will always be remembered.
Get a new dog. There are thousands of great pups who need to be saved. Give them the great life you gave this one.
I foster dogs and had one that nobody wanted for 4 years. He was abused and beat blind by his previous owner, very nervous, bumped into everything. He had a stroke and had to be put down maybe two years ago. It hurts to see, but it's better than them being in pain. Get a new dog, anon. New chapter with a new best friend. Tell him the stories of this one and keep photos.
>tell the dog stories? Wtf?
No shit, they'll listen. They might not know what youre saying but they'll sit and listen.

>>49741722
this is part of life anon, its likely that everyone you know older than you will die before you, and the finally insult is that we ourselves are eventually destroyed

you have to learn to deal (or cope) with this inevitability of life, we and everyone/everything we know will eventually pass away from being on a long enough time scale

i suggest getting a puppy or two to deal with the loss of your current dog, its okay to be sad for a while, but we have to embrace life and try to live it to the fullest to honor our loved ones who pass before us

your dog wouldn't want you to be sad forever because of him

>>49741722
I'm sorry to hear about your dog and I hope things get better for you, anon. That autist/animal bond is strong.
You can make it through this. Unironically consider the TRE excercisese that get posted here every so often. They helped me a lot.

>>49742434
Balance well doggo