/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yeah... I'm thinking we are back

3 MILLION DISEASED OLD HARD VEINY COCKS JUNE 26TH NEWYORK. FUCKING EACHOTHER WITH SHIT LUBE AND SHIT DILDOS GAYSEXBROS

>>49737594
Homos can't stop fucking each other, please understand

>>49737586
>we're back because we're 10 points above the bottom trendline in bear market territory

Whats the Bull cope?

>been in a bear market for 6 months
>everyone finally admits we're in a bear market after 20-30 percent declines
>normies roping
>bobo's high on enthusiasm and getting too retarded to speak to
Bullish reversal begins.

>>49737607
>>49737638
so your saying theres a chance

>>49737638
But we haven't had a recession yet

>>49737653
we're not seeing one this year

>>49737601
The point is, faggots from around the world come to 1 superspreading event. Its uncontrollable after that

>>49737607
When we heem you, you be nothing but ash

>>49737638
Bear market by definition start AFTER a 20% decline on indices, not before. So we JUST started one in the SP500 even if the Nasdaq started even before.

>>49737668
*if**
**not happening

>>49737638
>>49737662
shh theres a few more rate raises ahead before they reverse their course and have beat inflation. i wouldn't get so cocky.

>>49737653
there won't be one. J Pow will save us the recession because (((they))) don't want another recession just normalization of the markets. Too many goys making too much money and not enough people are garbage men, steel workers etc.
check them

>>49737662
why not? It looks about 50-50 to me

So my air conditioning died yesterday. It's 94 degrees inside. I have my windows and doors open but I live on a ghetto street area. I also used to be an army and pmc fag. And definitely "do not" have a glock 19 next to me. What are the odds that someone dies tonight?

Also I love you guys.

>>49737674
>beat inflation
Buddy, Fed's not beating inflation with a limp dick 75 points. This is literally worst case scenario satisfying nobody. They should have hiked to 100-150 minimum.

>>49737684
>50/50
LMAO IMAGINE BEING THIS DELUSIONAL.

The time of the crab market is upon us. The Stock market will stagnate with no big moves one way or the other forever preventing people from making major money.

>>49737688
>pmc
Blackwater or whatever the fuck these mongoloids call themselves these days or some literally who literally nobody?

>>49737653
We're not going to have one because we never fully recovered from china virus to begin with and labor stats are always fudged to look nice, they started doing this under obongo to take out people who simply stopped looking for work after a few months.
>>49737671
>b-by definition we were never in a bear market
lol
>>49737674
fed's can't really hike much more, they can't go above 3 percent because the government would have a debt implosion crisis and that's not worth joe six pack having cheaper gas right the fuck right now when he can wait a bit longer for supply and brandon issues to be sorted out.

>>49737716
>NO argument
k

>>49737707
triple canopy/constellis

>>49737720
>"I need google to tell me everything"
brainlet

>>49737638
no. market is highly overvalued. still needs to drop at least 30%

>>49737696
Delusional which way? Bearish or Bullish?

>>49737729
nice strawman there buddy.

>>49737729
Dis nigga be using the quote function and then still be uses quotes lmao

>>49737716
they cant..? i think they will, if prices are high come midterm elections democrats are all gonna get kicked out of their seats.

lol at Scamcoin
LMAO even

https://twitter.com/buccocapital/status/1537394260005240832

>>49737725
So literal who, better than being Academi mutt.

>>49737731
we're back slight above before covid levels, we don't have to crash all the way down to 2008 levels.
>>49737740
logical fallacies are a reddit concept, you are gay.
>>49737745
not really, best they'll get to is 2.25 percent, we're at what, 1.75? and shit is starting to get bad with the hikes. Inflation is energy supply related at this point, Jpow can't fix it with his rate hikes no matter what nonsense bobo says.

>>49737777
Stranger things girl

So why can't we have a recession and rising inflation at the same time?

Any good commodity plays?
I don't want to go to the other general, they have reddit tranny youtube videos in the OP and flip the mining equivalent of shitcoins...
should i get a neovagina and buy clf? seems cheap and steel in the US seems to be bullish in any case, because the US is the only place which handles energy cost decently, so energy intensive steel production should be dead everywhere else

t. retard

>>49737777
Constellis owns Academi and a bunch of foreign contracting groups. I was really only asking what are the odds that a crackhead tries to kill me tonight.

Uh oh bobo

>>49737896
Yes we can

>>49737911
>Constellis owns Academi
Subsidiaries are not always the same company. A holding owning multiple companies doesn't mean the companies are run in same way. Academi can be blamed for majority of negative sentiment in the sandbox, they're total shitheads.

is fapping to anime more or less degen than straight up porn? im trying to slowly wane off porn entirely and feel like anime bitches might be a good transition vehicle

>>49737906
Ugh Gaysex is recession proof nigger. Your too late for precious metals

>>49737939
I wish I could crank it to cartoons. It takes a level of autism I do not and will not ever have. I only jack off to Russian love making prone bone sex

It's over

>>49737668
Has anyone made an edit with this pic reversed. Bobo attacking basedmumu?

>>49737896
Stagflation. The South American special.

>>49737990
>GAY
kek, but im on the same page it's a little harder to get off on it which is why im assuming its less degen/dopamine sucking at least for me

>>49737990
I enjoy watching amateur roasties blow themselves out with gigantic dildos myself. Something about watching a lady permanently gape her snatch for a few hundred/thousand bucks in ad revenue per video just does it for me. Think it might also be related to having a fisting fetish and wanting a gigantic family with a dozen kids. Vagine is pretty great bros.

>>49737931
>Academi can be blamed for majority of negative sentiment in the sandbox, they're total shitheads.
I disagree. The media went after Blackwater because the politics of the time didn't align. Contractors are more able than 90% of the current military. Imagine the Air Force or Navy trying to guard their bases and ports overseas.

I have a small stack of etfs, msci world and semiconductors

Should is just fucking sell? Seems like economy is fucked and we will have a crash soon

>>49737906
GUSH and BOIL

>>49737896
we can and it's what happened it the 70's

proud siga homophobe

The triple witching hour is almost upon us. WITCH is why I bought 1DTE SPY calls yesterday . A little degen, I know, but the triple witching only happens 4 times a year. Buckle up frens...

are energy companies (XLE) gonna be a good hold in this market?

>>49738125
you mean quadruple witching, and historically the Quad witch day is bearish....
>b-but the futures
yeah yeah, wait till closing hours and or till next day.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49738108
Ugh this shit is real...

>>49738162
I don't care about the next few days. All I care about is the insane amount of money in contracts expiring today, that might make us pooomp, and so far, we are . It's gonna be max pain for somebody

>NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
>NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
>NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
>NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES OUTBREAK OF INTESTINAL SICKNESS
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-61825792

EU CPI coming in as expected

>>49738286
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM HEALING BROS

>>49738286
>north korea
idgaf

>>49737688
You can simulate aircon with wet clothes and a fan.

>>49737688
Is it a gen 5 with tritium night sights?

>>49738070
It's not that they don't get the job done, if they wouldn't they wouldn't get contracts. The problem is how Blackwater behaved. When some jarhead chimps out the government is quick to take notice and put him in line, the line apparently did not exist in Blackwater.

>>49738391
With humidity there is no escape.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet-bulb_temperature

this is good right?

>>49738441
Yeah it's great don't question it. All is well, inflation is cancelled, recession is over. Bear market? Never heard of it, line only goes up.

>>49738477
Based

>>49738477
Just give us one last day bobo. Don't you want black people to be happy and have a good Juneteenth?

>>49738441
>be me
>search dow to gold ratio
>compare 2022 vs 2020...
>uh oh
yeah not a bottom...yet

https://www.macrotrends.net/1378/dow-to-gold-ratio-100-year-historical-chart

>>49738441
Yup, only up from here

OIL bros? I'm watching this interview and this "energy markets guru" is saying we're going to pump hugely as soon as July
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxMa79dvq-w
Apparently energy crisis will happen earlier than market consensus thinks according to him

>>49738500
>Don't you want black people to be happy
Sorry, I'm a CEO of Racism and we need to have a good quarter.

>>49738537
Anyone calling themselves "market guru" of anything is a fucking grifter.

Analyst, quant, even "expert" might have something worthwhile to say. "Market guru" never does.

>Ford dropped 8% yesterday
It's like I'm trading fucking shitcoins instead of dividend aristocrats

>>49738636
fords fundamentals are meh at best, and you are living in a period of low adquisitive power, high interest rates(for cars TOO) and low inventory of chips to make said cars
>and yet you buy car stocks
nigger.

>>49738415
No. Feds glow enough to see them in the dark.

>>49738424
Imagine people dying in a war. Crazy.
Imagine the media attacking groups who don't align with their beliefs. Crazy.
Imagine the Washington Post telling a lie. Crazy.
Imagine not believing haji cops and "soldiers" who opened fire on Americans. Crazy.

>>49738651
I don't buy shit I pay a fucking ghoul to do it for me and look at it occasionally because I only have time for gambling on the shitcoins as mentioned prior

>>49738651
On second thought I did literally say "I'm trading" so I guess I see how that could come off completely opposite of what I intended but it's 530 am so fuck you anon

>>49738680
I pay for someone else TO MANAGE MY MONEY
seriously?

>>49738670
Brotip - 30-60% of all posts on this board glow various different colors. Some green, some red, others too.

>>49738706
The fact that this is such an incredible concept to you tells me you're incredibly poor anon. Wasting my time pouring through fundamentals of low growth dividend stocks is retarded when I could be wasting it talking to you retards

When we were young, the future was so bright (whoa-oh)
The old neighborhood was so alive (whoa-oh)
And every kid on the whole damn street (whoa-oh)
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (whoa-oh)
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn (whoa-oh)
How can one little street swallow so many lives?

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for (what) used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams (Go!)

Jamie had a chance, well she really did (whoa-oh)
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids (whoa-oh)
Mark still lives at home 'cause he's got no job (whoa-oh)
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot

Jay commited suicide (whoa-oh)
Brandon OD'd and died (whoa-oh)
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream, reality

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for (what) used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams (Go!)

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for (what) used to be
Still it's hard, hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams

>>49738757
no,its not an alien concept to me.
But to pay SOMEONE ELSE to manage YOUR MONEY is statistically a dumb idea.

But you do you i guess.

>>49738757
>The fact that this is such an incredible concept to you tells me you're incredibly poor anon
Well shucks you're about to find out what's it's like.

>>49738819
I'm a fancy financial advisor. I'll [pretend to] manage your money for you for about tree fiddy

>>49738741
There are 42 posters in this thread. I'm guessing less than 1k active posters total now that the market is fucked. I would agree that everything we type will be logged and used against us in the future. But I will enjoy my free speech on this basket weaving forum while I have it. I will say that Rocker is clearly a Mossad agent trying to recruit our bussy's.

What stock do I buy if I want to lose 90% of my money in the next 3 months

What's a great blue chip stock to slurp right now ? Was thinking bout amazon or should I buy Google before the stock split

>>49738914
Soxl

Did you bobos really think this was your time? When shitcoin is still trading above zero? kek.

>>49738924
google is a bad idea

>>49738924
Amazon is overvalued you dumb fuck, it will drop to mid 50s in 1 or 2 year tops.

what are options expiry and how often are they??

i dont do options so dont know

https://rawkuma.com/fx-senshi-kurumi-chan-chapter-15/

is there any translation yet? I could only find chapter 14 so far

futures green?
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>49738969
Today is a triple witching

>>49738434
Is it that humid outside? The fan is to get rid of the humid air in the room

>>49738894
Used against us? Just don't plan on becoming a judge, politician or whatever and you'll be fine, there's no reason to use something against some random degens

>>49739007
what's it mean granpa? not cappin

>>49738969
a big batch of options are expiring today, and the expectation is that many are puts that are in the money. marketmakers will have to buy the stock and we will have a bounce because of it.

i'm not an experienced investor either, so i could be wrong. maybe someone else could chime in.

It’s good to see oil up, hopefully we hit 150 by end of year

>>49739039
Place gets logged and scraped for sentiment analysis and targeted marketing more than anything else tbf. Unless you're really saying some extremist accelerationist shit or just being an idiot and talking about being violent it's mostly a non-issue. There's far easier ways to gain compromat on someone than using shitposts on forums. Hell in the several years I've been coming to these threads it's mostly just pol posting and blatantly open scam campaigns to pump and/or dump specific securities and most of that comes from family offices and hedge funds paying online marketing teams to do their dirty work for them.

It's all so fucking tiring bros.

>SPX hugging 3700 instead of picking a direction
>today of all days

The Japanese Yen computer pump yesterday was fake after all...

>>49738597
Calm down that's just what the interviewer says in video description. He's not calling himself anything

>>49739260
If someone called me a market guru I'd fucking kill him.

>>49739252
It's not fake, the shorts are right, Japan can't keep printing money forever to keep their bonds from collapsing.

How schizo is the SIGA play exactly?

>>49739322
Mildly. If you believe faggots can't stop fucking eachother's assholes, you buy SIGA. I don't believe monkepok will ever be an issue or cause lockdowns though.

>>49739322
>pride month
>more gays have sex
>pox spreads more
not really

>>49739302
Deflation is a terrible thing, anon

>>49739322
I mean.. they already have huge contracts with Canada and the US government, ensuring that they have capital / the company will do well regardless of monkeypix continuing to spread
the spread of monkeypix is now so large across so many continents that it makes it very likely that it will become endemic / there will be spread of the virus for months / years to come
I don't think it will ever become a virus where millions of people are infected at the same time (knock on wood) but even if it doesn't get that bad, governments all across the world will still want their own supply of tecovirimat
It's not really a schizo bio stock play, in that they're not waiting for FDA approval, they're not waiting for XYZ event for it to actually be profitable
the only thing that is up in the air is the contract being negotiated with the EU - if that falls through / doesn't ever happen, then SIGA would fall - but really anywhere near $9 is a good value buy, so it's not like another bio shit stock where you could lose 50%+
it's possible ofc
but compared to other bioshit it's not as schizo (compared to CRBP.. lmao)

>>49738949
Why?

So what happened with the japanese stock market? We were anticipating it would implode right? Is the american market going to follow suite today?

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/bridgewater-bets-67-billion-against-european-stocks-2022-06-16/
EUROPE IS FINNISHED

Sex

>>49738971
I'm dumb and can't find English version. But I like the pictures.

>>49739434
What is the best play? Feeling like throwing a couple hundred at some puts

>>49739424
Its going to go up temporarily dud to influx of demand in usd due to yen going tits up.

>>49739403
if i say it, there’s a schizo here who will lose his mind

>>49739461
I might be wrong but i think spxs
I mean just look atbthe top holdings of the sp500 and tell me its not screaming SELL

>>49739478
Nobody cares. Say it, faggot

The most overlooked yet important line from Powell yesterday was:
''We’d like to see positive real interest rates across the entire curve. That will make us more comfortable inflation will be slowing down''.
2y real yields are -90 bps.

Mumu, you just forgot one thing though.... check the two year yield mumu

>>49739492
I actually don’t feel so bearish about blue chip US mega cap tech companies desu-ne. I think going short euro stocks is the much better play. I like the idea of being short Total and the shitty banks.

>>49738924
Walmart

>>49739528
Bubo pleze no

>>49739434
Don't worry, EU wanting to fast track three poor as fuck welfare countries into their ranks will surely solve the issues

Oil barons, just remember that China is STILL locked down. Imagine what happens to oil once they start ramping up their production again.

>>49739244
3700 is max pain for SPX* options witch expire this morning.

I slurped the dip and will end today green, unlike you, silly bobos.

>>49739507
So you’re saying short the 2 yr? How to short the 2 yr?

>futures steadily rising
>nasdaq almost 1.5% green
sad thing is I bet a lot of people bought into that Japan fud and bought puts

>>49739452
I hope she ends up getting Bogged, in massive debt and has to prostitute herself.

>>49739434
>betting against TTE
lol
lmao, even

>>49739780
Day perhaps week though?
No.

>>49739882
I live in the moment, what happened yesterday does not matter today.

>futes up
>copper down
I don't believe the lies. Dump on open.

>>49739908
Cope.

>>49739908
Mhm. Wait, where was the max pain threshold again?

Dumb stinky bears.

>>49739942
Copper futures is a fantastic indicator, though.

>>49739903
Im not talking only about this week dumbass.

>>49739767
Max Pain says 4140 though.

good morning

>Cramer says don't buy stocks now
>Futures go up

The inverse Cramer strategy is working well

>>49739956
is that really the only cope left

>>49737638
>retard confuses bear market with economic recession
>anime pic

>>49739961
Keep seething, the calls I bought yesterday at the bottom will print while you pull out your hair watching line go up.

>>49739972
Good morning sir

>>49739050
Your hair style sure changes alot anon

>>49737594
>3 MILLION DISEASED OLD HARD VEINY COCKS JUNE 26TH NEWYORK. FUCKING EACHOTHER WITH SHIT LUBE AND SHIT DILDOS GAYSEXBROS
>>49737601
mon-key pox out breaks

GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE SEX BROS I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT MY POZZED LOAD ALL OVER THE COMMAND BAY

>>49740040
Poz me up, Mr. Sulu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49739971

some options expire at 930 am today then, at 12pm its super pump til close

>>49740091
What's wrong, my tiny little bobo of summer? Did you really expect ANOTHER red day? Come on now, don't be silly. We all knew that Japan maintaining low interest rates is bullish. We might actually reverse all the losses from yesterday! Hip hip hurray!

Relax bobro. DXY making some great gains, bonds aren’t actually up a lot mostly just inversion, pretty fake and gay pump if you look

>>49740126
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49739960
Brainlet here. Why is that?

>>49740150
Oh yeah? Wanna bet? Buy puts at the open, I'll wait.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AA
OO

>>49740167
Ok I will. SPY 655P coming right up at 9:30 sharp

>>49740199
>655
????

>>49740224
365*

>>49740159
No one bothers manipulating it.

>>49737939
it's the opposite for me. I try to slowly wean myself off of my anime giantess fetish by fapping to normal porn and by fapping less while working out more. I think it's working a bit but I'm a long way from popping boners thinking about normal stuff

>>49740358
Just get a fucking gf

>36% of employees earning $100,000 or more say they are living paycheck to paycheck

How do you even manage this?

>futures pumping right now
>massive dump at open

>>49740453
Avocado toasts, starcucks every day twice a day, 50 onions streaming service subscriptions, Nigs-4-Us charity donations et cetera.

July 15th can't get here soon enough.. Extra money coming to me like clockwork till I retire with even more a coming to me next year..God I can't wait. Come on market dump last for a long time still so I can strike rest of this year cheap as hell..

>>49737688
How the fuck does an ex military, ex contractor end up living in a ghetto? Where did you fuck up?

What are the long term effects of all safe cash assets having negative real yields? Japan is printing money like there is no tommorow to buy negative real yield US, EU, and JPY debt. It seems like a literal money vortex at this point, if they are not taking austerity measures they theoretically should print away their entire economy in literally no time. Every single ¥ spent on a dollar bond has a negative -5.4% real yield right now, every dollar spent on a JPY bond has a negative -2% yield right now. That is utterly insane, at minimum in the past decade you can argue QE might be OK because at least your currency strength trended positive when you printed fresh cash to buy assets that grow in value, that argument is no longer valid. 5% a year is a fucking lot, call me insane but I think we’re facing an actual cash vortex right now with the japs.

>>49740471
>3710
>pumping

>>49740391
do you see what he's talking about? guys like him cant and dont get gfs usually. yes there's some exceptions obviously. guys a degen.

>>49740482
Anon, it may come as a shock but people who are good at killing people tend to come out stunted in all other aspects.
That's why you have veterans working at gas stations.

>>49740453
everybody is spending money like a drunk sailor right now
the combination of their mortgage / rent, plus buying a new car in the last several years, credit card debt all time highs, people are just trying to keep up with inflation by spending their way out of it - why buy later if the price will be higher later
a lot of the people making these big salaries live in an area where houses are $1 million minimum

SPY $370 0DTE calls at open or at the first dip. Adding to my 1DTE calls I bought yesterday. I will either make it or my account will die in a blaze of glory. I really don't wanna go back to the cage bros...wish me luck

I'm scared bobros.

>>49740479
Why do you own Citigroup Inc. (ticker C)

>get a pump and dump immediately at open
>then a slow crab to +.1% at close
>then more -4% every day the following tuesday

I can already see it happen

>>49740453
trying to fill your empty wagie life with consooming (it doesnt help them). it's not their fault, they were fed a lie from the day they were born.

>>49740541
Because being the largest faggot borrower at the fed repo facilities because you may or may not be the global counterparty to some awful trades is HECKIN BULLISH bro

>>49740551

Going up 1% today isn't much given how much we've gone down. 10Y yields finally coming down, which is good and bad - means there's an ongoing flight to safety in bonds (finally) but at the same time lower yields takes pressure off stocks in the very short term after the massive spikes this week.

Given that it's a holiday weekend though (not a real one, mind you) I expect it to end flat too, or down slightly.

>>49740479
You will likely be fired and replaced at your govt job by a fat black bipoc zoomer tranny within the next year or two. So you might not wanna wish everything crash, bureaucrat anon

>>49740471
the fantasy of everyone who bought puts yesterday
sad

>>49740391
That's the goal yes

>>49738424
Imagine being so dumb you actually believe the media and the sand niggers at the same time.

>futures neon green
>cramer bearish
oh bobo did you really think Biden would let the stock market continue dumping into the election?
After they straight up told you that the White House is watching it carefully?

>>49740635

I'd be very bearish if the WH says they're doing anything. They're so incompetent they will fuck something up. Cramer being bearish is very bullish though, short term.

For what it's worth...

>>49740610
>believe
I saw video of them dumping rounds into random vehicles and running sandniggers over retard.

>>49740610
I'm with you on not believing the media, but aside from the religious dietary restrictions and the pederasty, I'm not sure the sand niggers are wrong about anything.

>>49740635
>bulls have turned pro-Biden to massage their bleeding egos
I wouldn’t want to tie my portfolio to the success’s or failures of a geriatric child molester, but you do you kween

Lots of little bear cubs will find out what a V-shaped recovery looks like today. I wouldn't be surprised if we jumped all the way back to 400, then 440 on Tuesday and back to ATHs on Wednesday. If you have long positions you will be fine. It's the naive 100% short bobos who bought puts at the absolute bottom who will get wiped out.

As for me? I have comfy 375 calls for today.

>>49740658
>The only fucking reason we're up and not down right now is fucking options
Holy shit today's gonna be a disaster on expiry.

>>49740702
Cope. We're up because the economic slowdown has been fully priced in and the markets are forward-looking.

During the upcoming 2025 kangaroo court witch hunt show trials, our entire post history will be used against us. One year in a fema labor camp prision for everytime the word nigger, faggot, or kike is used. How many years will you get, anons?

>>49740658
Bruh who the fuck bought 160 puts wut

>>49740662
So? If you view these propaganda videos in the proper context you will see they clearly deserved it.

>>49740751
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Beyond this point, I don't care. The jews won't put me into prison alive.

>>49737939
Both are gay. Get a gf

>>49740782
>shoot brown people
>run over brown people
>hehe I'm so badass I shot up that random shitskin going to work!
>DEY DESERVE IT
>be surprised they proceed to mangle your soldiers for next 20 years
Muttoids defending their psychotic PMCs is the one thing I will never understand. It's like your frontal lobe is shrunken and you can't understand consequences of pissing off people you're supposed to police.

>>49740819
w*men are the most miserable disgusting creatures I wouldn't wish suffering the existence of on my worst enemy. A dog will love you more than an average woman.

>>49740841
yikes chud

>>49740826
>stop criminals
>jail criminals
>I sure hope other criminals don’t commit crimes after they see what happens to criminals
>proceed to commit crimes
>WE SHALL PERSEVERE
it’s like dipshits and the mentally ill don’t like to be reasonable

>>49740841
I didn't say a westernized gf

>>49740875
>criminals
>random car
>random walking trashbag
>criminals
Okay mutt.

>>49740693
Did you buy them yesterday?

>>49740907
Oh I sorry. Did the strangers death whos culture is to wed children and fuck cattle, upset you? It’s like the mentally I’ll think living in a warzone planning with terrorists isnt criminal.
>What stocks do you own again?

>>49740938
>upset me
Dumb faggot. You made their country a warzone, act like ghetto niggers and then you're surprised they go as far as suicidebombing your ZOGbots while apologizing to other coalition forces members for attacking them because they thought they were attacking your ZOGbots.

And the only stock I own is MNTS because you have to be fucking retarded to buy stocks right now. I'm all short.

What should I buy and hold for the long run?

>>49740909
Indeed, both near the bottom.

>>49740826
Their certainly better off now. That’s for sure. I’m sure that if they were really upset with their current leaders they would rise up again.

>>49741008
sqqq or fngd

Scam pump just in time for max pain so market maker profits on option selling are maximized, what a surprise. I wonder QUI is behind this

is this board /qa/ friendly?

>>49741008
usaa mutual funds

good morning sers

>>49741067
Welcome fren. Sorry your board died.

>>49740579
You seem to know what you're talking about, maybe you can please explain something to me.
The fed raised rates. The fed said they're going to continue raising rates. I thought that meant that yields would go up, and long bond etfs would go down. But the exact opposite has happened, and I have no fucking clue as to why. It's making me feel like I'm about to have a stroke and also I put my entire account into $TLT puts wednesday morning and they expire today and I think I'm probably just going to eat a 9mm out of my glock if this keeps going the way it has been.

>>49741115
thanks fren. I blame the jannies

>>49741113
Good morning my guy. Let’s make some money

>>49741067
Of course

What do you think of the core/satellite strategy? Have like 80% in boomer ETFs and gamble the rest on individual stocks.

>>49740693
I sold my longs and went short on Tuesday. We had a chance to pull out but the Fed being doveish and not ripping off the bandaid will prolong this drop. They should have done 200pts the first meeting and 300 puts the second. By that point they could have started a planned .25 increase per meeting until the cpi and ppi data start showing the recovery we need. But here we are. Gonna be a long red summer my dude

>>49741050
Odd, it sounds like you were expecting it. So you bought calls yesterday to take advantage of it, right? Or is it suddenly obvious in retrospect after you failed to reposition into an obvious event, so you opted to seethe about muh jooze to avoid taking responsibility for your losses?
Permabears are adorable.

>>49741000
YOU BOUGHT INTO THE RUSSIAN SPACE HUB SCAM. Lmfao I remember when that was a spac at 10 dollars. No wonder you are acting so fucking retarded.
>it’s because you aren’t acting

>>49741183
>Gonna be a long red summer my dude
Maybe in Commiefornia. I forecast LOTS of green for my portfolio.

>>49738924
WM
There will always be garbage

>>49741182
I hate it. If you’re young

>>49740482
He seems like a tough guy. Maybe he's not scared, and if it's cheap, then why not.

>>49741140
Convenient that yields dropped so significantly the evening after FOMC. Also the ECB has said they have "special tools" to deal with "fragmentation" whatever the fuck that means. Who do you think bought all the fucking bonds. I'll give you a hint
>,

>>49741067
What happened to /qa/?

Is ASMB lady gone? I liked to check his anime girls in the archive now and then to see if he was still at it. I feel kind of lost now.

>>49741198
Found the cicle

>>49740751
I'll be dead several times over before I get out.

What units are index funds measured in? They say "points" but I don't really understand what they represent.
I looked up ASX 200, which today has ~6470 points, and the Shanghai Stock Exchange Composite Index has ~3316 points. This means ASX 200 is twice as powerful as SSE? I thought China was way stronger economically than Australia, this doesn't make sense to me...

>t. crypto boy new to stocks

>>49741282
it raided /lgbt/ and mods didn't manage to dilate fast enough

What's the play gaysex ticker siga chad bros? Calls or regular ol stockeroos?

>>49741214
So you own puts?

Revlon potentially being bought out by billionaire pajeet. Get in before open

WE'RE BACK BROS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>49741324
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!

You silly chud. I sold my puts yesterday, of course. Sweet little 120% return.

>>49741307
>What units are index funds measured in?
kilojoules

>>49741317
GAY SEX BROS

>>49741282
It got spammed to hell and back with constant wojack postings 24/7 and the original intent of the board got lost to it

>>49740541
Citigroup is so cheap…

>>49741282
lost to vtubers

>>49741276
I don't understand why anyone would want to buy the stupid things, particularly right now. We absolutely know that the fed will continue raising rates at least for a few more months. Then probably stop. So if you're a gigantic faggot who likes buying bonds, why not just wait a couple months, go suck some gay cocks somewhere, *then* buy bonds once the fed is done raising rates to probably their highest levels in the past few decades. But nah apparently the play to make was to buy bonds yesterday? How dafuq does that make ANY sense. I must be special stupid because I straight up don't get it.

>>49741317
https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/4chan-biz/stocks-list

How can I trust this site if I don't see SIDU or SIGA here?

>>49741346
You will be raped,

>>49741242
I spend about 6 years as a pmc. My goal was to come back to the civilized world with enough money to not live in the ghetto. Otherwise what would be the point?

>>49741345
Nice. Buy more today. I have Oct expiry puts and inverse longs. Not even mildly concerned I may be wrong. I'm normally a permanent bull and when this is over I'll be one again. But if you want to be bullish in this market for the foreseeable future you better just play the bumps cuz this ship is sinking

>>49741332
Short interest is pretty high too, forgot to mention it

>>49741198
Dont you fucking dare speak to my son like that you fucking kike.

>>49741394
No what I'm saying is that it was the central banks buying the bonds directly.

>>49741282
They did go out in a blaze of fiery glory.

>>49741397
What units are rapes measured in?

>>49741332
Revlon REV –13.33% stock soared more than 53% in premarket trading Friday after a report said Indian conglomerate Reliance Industries 500325 +1.18% (RIL.India) is considering buying the cosmetics maker after it filed for bankruptcy.

fucking kikes and their premarket bullshit

>All this Max Pain

>>49740751
>One year in a fema labor camp prision for everytime the word nigger, faggot, or kike is used.
holy fuck in that case they won't arrest me they'll just shoot me in my home also NIGGER FAGGOT KIKE

>>49740541
>>49740566
>>49741370
Fun fact: Citigroup was trading below book value when it was $67/share hahaha...

>>49741404
Look, don't tell anyone else but my name is Jerome. And I am long. Long, long, long.
>>49741411
Aw, a cranky bear. Did the Jews poop your diapers too?

>>49741368
this was debunked though

>>49741395
what the actual fuck is this

>>49741034
Noice, me too

>>49737586
>>49737638
I cannot imagine being this delusional. The market went parabolic in the last year, and you think these past few months were a correction? For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Not to mention we haven't had a real correction, since the dot com bust. We are returning to pre-dot com bubble trend lines. The Fed stepping in in 2008 fucked everything beyond recognition. We did correct during covid. We just let a little steam out to preserve the bubble a little longer. Enjoy losing literally everything if you keep thinking like this.

>>49741454
How are those 2021 gains, fren.

>>49741448
haha... whats your average...haha?

>>49741425
inches in the US, cm in the EU, mm in Asia

>>49741462
let's just spam the lowest volume tickers to fuck with their crawler

$AIB
AIB
AIB GOOD
$AIB BAD
$AIB OK
$AIB BUY BUY
$AIB SELL SELL

>>49741457
You got something to show for it or you just expect me to believe it

>>49741475
>Did not correct during covid

So they're gonna gap up at 3700, then what? Keep sellin it?

>>49741483
Down 80% on TQQQ and SOXL. What of it? I am not at all worried.

>>49741462
/biz/ bought the Zhong Yang Financial Group Limited again

>>49741140
It’s a game of chicken, they’re calling the Fed’s bluff

>>49741554
kek

>>49741554
Is their ticker ZOG or something

>>49741553
Good, then you wont mind us erasing 2020 as well then.

>>49741554

Powell speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8vA5tStStU

>>49741588
You can't. The bottom has been reached. We melt up now. I am but a harbinger of sorts.

>>49741605
You are fucking retarded.

>>49741605
how many times has this been said now

it's gotta be trolling at this point. How the fuck do permabulls even have leverage anymore.

>>49741593
powel sama please pump us

>>49741593
Someone post a tldr next thread, i have to leave for work

>>49741507
you don't have any proof other than some retard trying to claim ownership of those 'jaks because he's trying to make based 'jakposters look bad

Reminder we haven't even started to drop

>>49741485
$66.42 lol

>>49741605
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>>49741593
>International Roles of the U.S. Dollar
Huh? Was he spooked by the recent DXY dump?

>>49741593
DUMP IT JEROME!

>>49741641
post an updated version of that every day at 8:45am

In the next thread, I will roleplay as a nigger who doesn't understand how money works.

>>49741666
checked

>>49741635
You can prove me wrong anytime

>>49741666
You don't need to be redundant.

That crazy stare again

>>49741698
they're on drugs

>>49741642
haha looking it go down haha... ha...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49741714
>they're
Americans? True.

>>49741682
burden of proof is on you

>>49741569
Who is they? What bluff? How are they calling it? I feel so dumb I have no idea whats going on.

>>49741644
Kek

Note how calmly and fluently he speaks right now. Compare it to his trembling coughting voice last time.

>>49741754
You made the claim

>>49741764
The nation needs him

>>49741036
allahu ackbar KEK

>>49741764
pretty good sign honestly

>>49741778
No he's just talking about nothing of substance in some unimportant conference, that's why he sounds fine. This is benchmark we can compare back to

>>49741641
WOAH ITS JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!

>>49741666

>>49741641
There, I updated it for you

oh well, nothingburger

ARE FUTURES?

>>49741769
You made the claim with this image >>49741368 which was some butthurt redditor who got too offended by the soijaks

>>49741593
DIDNT SAY SHIT

GET FUCKED BOBO

MY CALLS ARE GONNA PRINT

such an obvious reversal pending lmfao

bake u nigger

>>49741769
Fucking idiot

>>49741764
He didn't look so composed last time.

i feel like making some gambles today. maybe i shouldnt.

will the options pump last to close usually? plus i think jews want to pump the market for floyd day

I can finally just let go…

>>49741863
today is the perfect day to gamble, buy 0dte calls/puts

Uh oh mumu, your futures seem to be dumping. Your Bitcorns seem to be dumping. Stinky mumu, stinky.

>>49741878
Fucking Fidelity doesn't let me do that unless I have $1M in my account

>>49741213
Sorry my average is 2.89 sweaty.

>>49741920
Why don’t you have 1m in your account? Are you poor or something?

>>49741908
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The market is just going through some things, you know. Gotta work some stuff out.

>>49741950
New

>>49741957
I feel that

Get fucked Mumutard.

Is anon who shilled gear energy around? I'm seriously thinking of buying some. What's your pt?

>>49741835
You made the claim I was wrong

>>49741957
It’s not you it’s me. But you still want to be friends right

>>49738636
Bronco engine troubles being investigated by the Glowboys.

>>49738914
VXX.

>>49739322
Not as Schizo as the SNGX play.