/biz/ - Business & Finance

uh oh deez futes do be pumpin

2hu are gay.

>>49733243

ForEx chads - how long for Japan to implode? A year? Less?

Why doesn't Vanguard let me vote?

>>49733218
Face of a wifey, but probably just another whore

>>49733243
I never trusted futures, and after yesterday I trust them even less.

>letting futures fool you again

anyone else buy today? (SOXL FOR ME). These futures got me bussin no cap lets see if they hold

get ready for an extra stinky friday... if you're still shorting.

>>49733127
>it actually wants other countries to own its bonds too
Does that really matter though? I get the US using treasuries for the whole petrodollar and dollar recycling meme machine but Japan surely has more flexibility there - investment grade yen paper or foreigners just having to earn 0% on Yen accounts instead of 0.25% on bonds.

That 6.4% overseas portion is, what, $700 billion, average rate pulling in a few billion in interest? Yuge but not irreplaceable.

>(and it wants to buy other countries' bonds too)
Sure, yeah, but I'm only talking about MAXIMUM YCC. Where they only care about JGBs.

did everyone forget there's 3 trillion in exposure expiring tomorrow

BULL TRAP

He warned you DECADES ago you dumb faggots. But nooooo you had to be a good goyim and believe the mainstream "economists" and politicians.

Where is the boomer named rocker? He is the only knowledgeable person in these threads. What will happen tomorrow rocker?

Since we're apparently all looking at the yen. Here's some of Gromen's stuff from his pay-pig newsletter. Not anything mind blowing but decent summary of the risks.

>>49733353
and if you had listened DECADES ago you would've lost out on DECADES of growth

You idiots.
Japanese rates will remains the same.
https://minkabu.jp/news/3320763
Markets were partially pricing in a hike.
Tomorrow is option expiry and maximum pain is on the upside.
We're pumping and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'll enjoy the gains on my calls.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49733319
I can't believe I have to type this out, but anon, what is currency?
If the government can infinitely print, how does it stop once inflation starts? Or do you think Japan will start inflation, get to 2% and then suddenly BoJ will stop buying 100% of bonds and then magically people will decide to buy bonds? Either way, once you get to the level that BoJ already is at, you're too far gone. It's going to be a spectacle for the ages

>>49733376

TLDR: it's probably not bullish for US assets.

I need some serious help guys. I can’t walk or bend over due to severe pain and swelling in my pelvic/groin area. I think I either have bilateral inguinal hernias or severe lymphadenopathy, but I’m not too sure. It hurts so fucking much. I’m also nauseous and it burns to pee.

>>49733319
Also ruling out a Second Plaza Accord, assuming they keep up this ~100t yen/month pace, that means they reach this point and run out of bonds probably before year end. Holy shit.

>>49733394
Oh I know, I just want to speculate about the endgame. Sure it's likely something breaks before then but that's boooring. 100% bond nationalization for a giant, first world economy is wild though.

>>49733261
Never. Full debt monetization will happen before they let Japan inc. collapse.

>>49733394
>If the government can infinitely print, how does it stop once inflation starts?
Quantitative tightening when you hit the inflation target? That's what the fed is doing.

>>49733421
did you boost recently

>>49733421
see a doctor
>Verification not required

>>49733376
>>49733399
Why couldn't Brandon's economists figure this out before doing sanctions?

>>49733351
Bullish or Bearish?

Now this was a shocker. Is Rocker actually a FTM tranny?

>>49733394
The Fed is doing the exact same thing, but somehow people think it's different because the dollar is the world reserve currency.

>>49733421
/med/ is over on /sci/, chief.

Now if you started feeling those symptoms with the recent market crash, we can help you there.

>>49733444
>OMG LITERALLY EVERY ILLNESS HAS TO BE CAUSED BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE PEOPLE DID NOT GET ILLNESSES BEFORE

Hey prop trading anon, for this threads lessons can you teach us about the hidden niggers instead of vol?

>>49733437
yeah and how's that working for the US economy lol
And mind you the Fed is NOWHERE near what BoJ is doing. At its ABSOLUTE PEAK it was like 100 billion
BoJ is weeeeeeell past that

Spending the past 6 years in crypto has hardened me but I'm pretty fearful. Especially when the stock market is doing this. Crypto is crypto so it's expected. But I think it's apparent that crypto maybe should have been better regulated from the start, it seems like it effects everything else. Actually that's a no brainer, huh?

>>49733386
A-anon.... its not japan you should be worried aboot....

>>49733476
who the fuck asked you

I'm down on literally everything.
Do I just cut my losses and hold cash or hold my stocks and hope it goes back up after whatever this is is over in a couple years?

am i ready for a recession? was saving up for a down payment on a house in the 250k range and have a stable job that pays 80k take home annually

>>49733493
Japan keeping rates low is bullish for US stocks, my little bobo

>>49733484
Well like I said, the people the BOJ buys bonds from don't take their new Yen and blow it on sports cars. The new Yen'd just go into slightly more aggressive investments (hell, even overseas). Sort of like how all our QE in the 2010's bid up asset prices but had everyday CPI relatively tame, things took a while (and some commodity shocks) to trickle down.

>>49733487
Rate hikes are killing crypto, not the other way around.

>>49733467
see >>49733484
the US is also godawfully retarded for doing QE in the first place. The ONLY saving grace is it was much better than Japan to begin with, and also it never bought as much of its bond market. And it's still facing the possibly biggest crash in its entire history, + inflation running rampant
Japan isn't gonna make it

>>49733518
80k post tax income and only 50k saved
I can't understand how fucking retarded americans are. I save 80% of my income.

>>49733512
If you have to ask this thread, you're probably not keyed in enough to know when it's appropriate to buy back in. Riding it out is likely your least bad option.

>>49733453
I'm thinking an upwards crab

>>49733529
Easy money poisons the economy, if you try to prop up businesses with QE then you end up interfering in a free market system, shit businesses don't end up going bankrupt, and shitty business practices rule. Same as the US tech market from 2016-2022. And then you cut off easy money, those businesses end up failing anyways, and it's 10x the amount of pain
If controlling the market was that easy, communism would have succeeded

Everything in this thread is bullish for SIGA.
You are all food for the SIGA bullish machine.
Now go and have gay sex to help pump my bags.

>>49733521
Sing it with me.
>Go Dollar!
>Go!
>Go!
>Go Dollar!
Your turn my wittle mumukin.

>>49733385
>decades of growth
>inflated away in a single year
vs
>decades of silver stacking
>maintained all of its value
>value goes up 100x in hyperinflation
You COULD get the best of both worlds by selling the top, but I guarantee you won't because you're a retard who trusts the Fed and government.

>>49733557
i paid off my $34k rav4 hybrid.

What is your biggest asset in your portfolio?

>Buy LEAP puts on GE
>Wait
>???
>Profit

>>49733586
Wow bigot

>>49733512
Why are you down? What was the bull case for all these reports the past week? I can’t wrap my head around being bullish with interest rate hikes and quantitative tightening

>>49733587
Oh I'm not at all deluded
I'll reload my shorts tomorrow as we pump

>>49733484
>yeah and how's that working for the US economy lol
Well they haven't really done any tightening yet.

>10y yield dropping
>DXY rising
>futures rising
oh yeah, another open high followed by the rest of the day dumping

>>49733586
I'm sorry CHUD you missed it in the last thread. The CDC already solved the gaypox. SIGA is now worthless.

>>49733376
>>49733399
Okay the world is basically fucked then? So how do you make money from this with a simple robinhood account.

>>49733622
imagine if they actually tried to do that earnestly. GDP is already negative once, it's 0.0% as of yesterday according to atlanta fed, we're already in a stagflation set-up, and that's LESS than a month since QE ended

>>49733518
What joband howd you get it?

>>49732759
>GUARANTEED
can we stop guaranteeing shit and just tell them countries to go fuck themselves?

>>49733641
Gdxj

>>49733399
Isn't there a third option here, not for the us to buy yen, or for japan to swap to russia, but for the sanctions to just end?

It’s up to Europe to do the sneedful and shit markets lower again by open

>>49733619
Best of luck.
>Boop!

>>49733635
Oh nooo
Noooo
NOoo YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

>>49733646
lab tech at exxon mobil, got lucky with my brother. was a contractor and grinded my ass to get hired on

>>49733473
My symptoms really started after I nutted bigly to a picture of zero suit Samus. I think god is punishing me to be honest. I’m starting to get scared though because I’m noticing purple discoloration in the area.

>>49733656
if you put your life's savings in government bonds, you kind of want that 100% risk-free life's savings + X% return

>>49733453
Bullish as quad witching seems to move towards the average

>>49733672
Did u have to go college to do that

Looking forward to the futures flip when I wake up.

>>49733476
What's funny is I know a lot of vaxxed people and THEY are the one's starting to attribute things to the vax. We've memed it so much it's now in there heads and they will be losing sleep over it for a long time (probably the rest of their lives which won't be long).

Also is REK a good play? Love the ticker so probably gonna buy.

>>49733566
Thanks. That's probably for the best. I only check the market every week, so I don't get an ulcer.
>>49733610
Fundamentals, I guess

>>49733643
This has been brought up every day for a long time. If inflation is up, then gdp is essentially down anyway. Whether you print money or not doesn't change the fact that you still made 10 widgets. GDP scales off of what the dollar is.

>and that's LESS than a month since QE ended
The fed is still expanding its balance sheet. QE isn't totally over.

>>49733692
nah

>>49733557
>I save 80% of my income.
that's impressive. what are your expenses? i try to save as much as possible but can't get close to that

>>49733685
Go to the hospital, faggot. You probably need surgery.

>>49733703
uoh uohh megumin

who /feed/ here?!

Anyone in this thread bankrolled by the military industrial complex?

>>49733720
If you're talking about pic related, isn't that because they still have to buy bonds to keep the ratio of tightening stable since bond maturity is also a thing?

>Sold months ago
>Not really been paying attention
>Look around today
>SOXL $13
>Buttcoin 20k
>Blood red everywhere
The fuck do you even buy anymore? Do I just ignore the market for another month or so?

if it is a bear market, why doesn't everyone short? why aren't YOU shorting?

>>49733591
car that is 50% of yearly income.
Again, can't understand american tardness.

Do you think the elon, and his companies being sued will effect stock price?

>>49733376
>>49733399
Thank you, based paypig

>>49733685
Yeah, any internal bleeding probably means you need some Samus-level healing tech. Or, you know, a regular doctor.

>>49733739
Why do you think I’m on /biz/? I don’t have the money for that.

>>49733753
My old company used to be mostly LMT/NOC/LDOS contracts, but our private sector offerings finally outfunded them. Part of me wants to drop my boring webdev job and program missiles but web shit pays too well to leave it.

>>49733768
you only live once. that's your answer.
i put a lot of debt on my several cc.

>>49733763
Too lazy to get on a broker that lets me short, also I think the market trends upwards in general so it's easier to lose your ass shorting if you don't pay a ton of attention to the market, which I don't

>>49733749
/smg/ heartily endorses BRKY. This is financial advice.

>>49733763
if you're asking why normalfags aren't shorting, it's because they are retarded and can't understand instructions more complicated than "just throw money at the market every 2 weeks bro".

if you're asking why /smg/ isn't shorting, it's because reddit has been invading this site for years. see the above paragraph.

everyone here with a triple digit iq has been short for months.

>>49733763
it's been a bear market for 6 months now anon, when spy goes -20% it just confirms that it has been a bear market in hindsight

>>49733641

Cash and shorts to hedge things you can't sell, at least until the Fed and Treasury pivot.

>>49733660

I hold some but in a real shit-show it'll get nuked like everything else. Afterwards tho... yeah if inflation is not 100% gone it's gonna fucking fly.

>>49733663

Maybe it could get them some breathing room, but the sanctions really were only jumpstarting something that was already coming IMO. Now that it's started I don't think they can go back to business as usual. They're facing down the austerity/inflation choice and there's no more delaying it. Though as the article suggests, their debt level is misleading because they've got savings which they can use to pay down the debt somewhat which blunts the pain. Problem is them using those savings is bad for us.

>>49733421
not a doctor but that sounds bearish

>>49733758
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/20220616/
It might also be twisting going on.

>>49733763
that would require me to sell my core holding which i'd pay 15% capital gains tax on. i would rather just use cash to buy the dip instead of creating tax events that would prevent me from using my total capital to achieve future gains. also i already know i'm not good at timing the market, so i dont want to get trapped in a bearish position if we get a rally.

uranium decoupling, its beginning to outperform the broad market even when its red.

>>49733738
>cheap place to rent
>cook all my food
>no need for a car
>no subscriptions, I pirate everything
What else is there to spend money on? Sure sometimes something breaks and I have to buy it new, but that is what, a $500 expense every 6 or so months (and that is being generous)?
I can't comprehend what else you would spend your money on. Like yeah I could for example buy a big TV or new PC but even then that is only a 1-2k expense once every couple of years, it's not like a monthly cost.

>>49733761
Cheeky puts on real estate?

>>49733763
I don't want my dick flattened by a rate hike pause or some bullshit Fed liquidity/"stabilization" program that comes out of nowhere. That's more painful ime than riding out crashes.

>>49733799
Checked, and I did not know this was a thing.

>>49733826
why can't you continue holding your long positions and short with your free cash?

>>49733836
how much do you pay in rent and how much do you make?

>>49733758
They're only allowing 1.2b a month to mature, so the increase in the balance sheet is just rolling over the maturing debt less yhe 1.2b. They aren't really doing QE anymore, but their tightening amounts to a drop in the bucket.

Holy shit. I have a fever of 102.

>>49733786
What kind of web stuff? Just presentation layer for a database or more interesting stuff?

>>49733874
why, don't you think that when in 700 years when we're finally done with QT it'll be amazing?
Think of the future anon!

>>49733799
checked. long brecky.

>>49733685
Lmao

if we go green tomorrow it will only mean a painful drop over the weekend

Ummm Macy's (M) Bros... Why wasn't I informed of the 100% off Juneteenth weekend sale????

>>49733865
the cash is for buying dips. if i lose capital shorting, then that's money i can't buy dips with it. i'm not about to start new short positions while the market is down 25%. granted, in hindsight it would have been nice to short from 25% higher but we're not starting from square one anymore.

long and short are really retarded terms.
something like up and down would make more sense. or just plain bulling and bearing.

>>49733851
Just keep it away from any SRUUF or UCO you own. You don't want contamination.

>>49733763
Ive BEEN shorting, this has been my
best year yet

>tecovirimat treatment (either alone or as an adjunct to vaccination), but not vaccination alone, should be considered the central policy basis of any smallpox response plan designed to protect humans suspected of exposure to variola virus following an accidental release, a terrorist attack, or a bio-warfare incident.

SIGA bros

>>49733753
NOC here

rate my gf

>>49733868
>how much do you pay in rent and how much do you make?
What does this matter, this will depend on location anyways. I spend like 15% of my income on rent.
I could spend less on food but I eat meat every day.
I unironically just can't understand how people spend their money. It doesn't make sense to me.
Even if you are spending a lot on a hobby or some retarded shit like clothes, lets say you spend 500 to buy some new clothes, that stuff should last for a good while. The yearly cost is miniscule to something like a 80k post tax wage.

>>49733898
Basic CRUD shit. It's slightly more interesting because we deal with some crufty ERP systems related to grain sales, but most of it is still take data from over there and put it over here.

how do we accelerate the spread of gaypox? pride month isn't working fast enough

>>49733421
Could be anything but likely lumbar back pain/pinched nerve radiating down into groin. I hurt my back and had wicked groin pain for a few days, thought I was gonna die. Healed though. Go see Doctor obv

>>49733959
in which sector?

>>49733938
financeniggers are embarrassed that their field is basic algebra and takes no real brains to succeed in, so they cope by inventing a million retarded terms for shit and memorizing it all and pretending that's what they spent 6 years getting a masters' for

>>>49728986
>>Fox type propaganda.
>Nigger. Liberal news is the propaganda

>>49733064
send it to Veritas

>>49733786
You don't want to work at any of the places in your megumin image macro as a programmer. You won't even write any code it's 90% compliances and budgeting requests.

>>49733961
Pretty hot. Would definitely coom in her if you’re infertile and needed me to

It's nice to know I'll be able to break even and get my money back 6 years from now

>>49733961
A depreciating asset/10.

>>49734011
Excuse me?? Theres a little bit of calculus too.

>>49733064
I guess you could just turn on screen record and scroll through the channels or something, contact veritas, but I'm not saying to commit any kind of crime or anything like that, dyor.

>>49734002
space

>>49733984
thanks for confirming you're from some 3rd world shithole lmao

>>49734012
also it was posted already by Veritas what they talked about

https://youtu.be/FLvTcRrzy20

will this make Twitters shares dump or pump?

>>49733961
Her face looks extremely fake, but either way her nasolabial fold region is just shot.

>>49733782

Then go into debt, else negotiate it down with hospital billing (it works), else declare bankruptcy. Money don't mean shit if you're dead, and good health is literally priceless.

>>49733761
You buy puts its like the easiest time to invest right now. Every element for an economic collapse has been forewarned since the start of the year, this is literally the easiest time to predict a downwards trend

More than 15,000 sheep drown after live export ship sinks in Sudan
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/13/more-than-15000-sheep-drown-after-live-export-ship-sinks-in-sudan
Heat, humidity kill at least 2,000 Kansas cattle, state says
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/15/heat-humidity-kill-at-least-2000-kansas-cattle-state-says.html

We are fucked

>>49734020
If you'd like, you can break even 1 year from now. The catch is that your everyday expenses double due to hyperinflation. Would that be acceptable?

>>49733261
never. price didn't even move that much on the bigger picture.

From last thread about GAYSEX /SMG/ memes
>>49733173
>a bunch of racist autists screaming about gay sex as they attempt to profit off a completely avoidable disease spread because fags refuse to stop sucking off strangers under overpasses.
based, and I ironically have 40k on SIGA

>"Good morning Lisa please connect me to David Soxl"
>"Yes this is in regards to his increasingly erratic lifestyle"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Well yes I am a very large shareholder"
>"No as I said I will not hold thank you"

>>49734119
Yes *buys leaps*

>>49734088
you bought a lottery ticket and won, congrats. you're in 4 figure land and giving out advice like you're hot shit. i am embarrassed for you tbqh

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/yen-tumbles-boj-refuses-change-ultra-easy-monetary-policy
Pamp it.

>>49734113
>dude lookat this random lines

>>49734055
That's neat

ANY FOREX BROS ON?
I want to get into it. I'm tired or these market hours...would love to trade at night after kids go to sleep.

What broker do you use? Any advice or recommendations? Thx

>>49733275
when will you realize that you shouldn't be choosing wives based on their face, which will decline rapidly after age 27ish, but based on how they'll raise your children and which genetic traits you wish for them to pass to your offspring.

>>49734011
This is true, but also it’s absolutely baffling to me every single day how many programmers wonder into this thread and find a way to algorithmically hand me their paychecks

I think the real takeaway here is that school is useless

Why are futures still green this is very disconcerting

>>49733663
Sanctions ending is political suicide, akin to the west bending their knee to Russia. None of the politicians in the west are humble enough to accept that kind of defeat after all the shit they talked. People would be making Chamberlain Appeasement comparisons until the end of time. They blew up the status quo and caused all of this economic damage, they have to justify it somehow to their electorate and they cant do that if they admit defeat.

>>49734107
>Heat, humidity kill at least 2,000 Kansas cattle
poor mumus :(

>>49734127
Excellent. Now don't forget to pay the new extra 50% capital gains windfall profit tax.

>>49734174
You want it to open green so r*dd*t buys at open

>>49734195
I guess that makes sense, cause I'll just buy more puts then

>>49734107
ids habbeding :DDD ead da buggs :DDDD

>>49734138
I have more than one put order retard

>>49733984
You are underestimating how much people spend on drugs, booze, clothes, gas (cars in general), RENT (which has become the main factor that people spend money on compared to several decades ago when it was one of the smallest factors)
Sure, if you manage to find a cheap place to rent, then saving 80-90% of your income is ridiculously easy since everything else is literally so cheap. Food doesn't cost more than 100$/month and so on.
And you know, there is also the normie factor

>>49734168
if those bootcamp monkeys were worth their salt they'd realize that trading algorithms are like encryption in that you never roll your own
people are retarded, that's why I ignore 90% of what /smg/ says

>>49733421
how do I short this guy

>>49734174
You know what tomorrow is, right?
Markets are going to be fucky all day tomorrow. Don't expect any rational price moves.
Probably won't settle back into normal market price action until next Wednesday, since they've got that fake holiday this weekend.

>>49734107
How do I invest in bug futures?

>>49733896
Does your asshole and throat hurt?

>>49734192
>>49734127
And yes, dearie, that does include *unrealized* gains on your LEAPS.

There will be no food by September, the end of shemita, and it has nothing to do with demand and everything to do with supply and hopefully there are riots and dead fatties.

>>49734174
>>49734205
sorry bobo, the pump starts today

Like literally the amount of CS grads and physics phoneys that think they can outsmart the market is insane, far and away more than the amount of people in finance I’ve met who think they are geniuses. Yet they fail to understand basic spreads, basic returns. Finance is where the rubber meets the road for math, if you can’t turn your math into money you’re fucking useless

>>49734208
and yet you posted one long-shot put that worked out back on june 9th. why are you trying to brag fren? maybe you should just post your full portfolio to show me up

>>49734238
pox aside, there is a cold going around, I had it last week

>>49733922
>quintessential items in almost any household
>corn
>OJ frozen concentrate
i'll forgive the sugar but...
do amerilards really.....

>>49733421
You have a kidney infection. Go to the fucking hospital. Seriously

>>49734263
im a physics BS and math MS that is in software and i dont use any of my skills in math to make money in stocks

>>49733938
it refers to the duration for which you hold the position. You can hold a long position forever, but not a short position

>>49734056
I'm from western Europe, ameritard. I can tell you that I spend around 800€/month but what does it matter to you?
If you are earning so little that rent is too high of an expense to you, just get a better job instead of shitposting about investing.

>>49734290
isn't the market just psychology

>>49734126
>"This is David Soxl speaking"
>"Speak up, bucko"
>"Kid, don't bother calling me when you've got a mouthful of tendies"

>>49734264
>long-shot put
A week ahead of a fed meeting? Go buy the dip faggot, good night

Alright, smg, it’s time to talk about GAY SEX and SIGA

>>49733749

>>49734270
I've had a cold for the last 2.5 weeks, did I catch the Wuhan? I'm unvaccinated if that matters.

>>49734316
Lame

>>49734273
Most OJ sold in the states comes from concentrate that is reconstituted for sale.
Actual purchases by consumers of frozen concentrate are a very small portion of the total sales.

https://youtu.be/bRsqEDQpYok

Cramer says dont buy

>>49733761
>>49734088
wait so was burry right again?

>>49734263
They learned about efficient markets in school so they think its about math or making fast programs but its about setting up information sources and understanding a subculture.

>>49734290
You could, if you so desired, but it wouldn’t work how you expect it to.

>>49734317
Somewhat. Yet it always changes, we’ve been through countless bubbles yet even seasoned finance professionals and psychologists alike couldn’t tell you when you’re in one. People call you fucking crazy, then suddenly the math lines up and what you’ve been saying makes sense to everyone else.

Japan refusing to stop QE and the money printer might be a good sign for other countries policy too right?

>>49733836
>
Doesn't sound plausible. Let's say you make 50k which is about the american average. So that means you only spend $10K?? Where I live in Minnesota, just rending a cheap studio will 10k per year. And I didn't even consider taxes. You're just some virtuesignaling fag poser

>>49734312
>I'm from western Europe, ameritard.
so embarrassed about your country that you can't name it. sad. also you're not making 70k euros after tax, which is what you'd need to be paying 15% for rent. why are you lying on an anonymous forum fren, are there some deeper issues?

>>49734388
>setting up information sources
I agree with this. But even the quality of the information comes into play with finance. It’s all a gamble, do long term trends matter in this scenario or do they not? Certainly new paradigms exist, we’ve seen them before, is this a new paradigm though or is it a swindle? The math added up for Enron, until it didn’t.

>>49734401
According to google the median household income is 67k, so around 33k per person pre tax. You are looking at like 25k post tax.
Yeah if you make 25k/year in America you are a brainlet and deserve to be poor.
Why do you compare yourself to averages, which includes niggers, literal retards and women (lmao)?

>>49734398
As in? We can easily get fucked if the dollar tightens too much.

>>49734342
Yes your going to unironically get shingles and an exploding heart. You should have been jabbed 5 times by now idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7TnU1OfMQ4


Loaded up on gold miners today. Took big profits on my sqqq hedge too.

So you’re telling me the economy only works if there is infinite 5% inflation and commodities are artificially suppressed with fake paper?
Whoah, this is so sustainable! Jews are incredible Allies!

>>49733782
>>49734084
just put the wrong name and change the last 3 digits of your social security

Based OP

Also, Pearl Harbor didn't happen.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/362364373/#362364373

>>49734419
>also you're not making 70k euros after tax
Anyone half competent and intelligent makes this much in the blue banana.

What is your SOXL avg price frens? Anyone bagholding from ATH of around $72?

Poll: http://poal.me/1qso2o

>>49734339
Imagine the inner thigh and tit rubbing. God damn what a stupid faggy sport.

>>49734160
I recommend you do not touch it. just a faster way to lose money. just imagine any time you've ever lost money with stocks. you'd lose it 10x faster in fx

>futures spiking

>>49734511
26$, i didnt put a ton in so it's not the end of the world(1000$) but i dont really want to sell at a loss, blah

>>49734357
i don't know man buying juice made from concentrate is fucking retarded no matter how you slice it in my european opinion

>>49734274
>kidney infection
is that bad?

>>49734549
>That feel when I bought puts on UVXY before close
Heh, looks like my portfolio is only going to be down 60% for the year after tomorrow.

>>49734511
Didnt buy it cos it seemed too gay.

>>49734549
dude you're fucking retarded if you thought we were gonna dump tomorrow with option expirations and the BoJ not raising rates.

>>49734549
they were last night too
check back around 3am pst, last night they were down 500 points

>>49734274
Kidney problems would be more lower stomach area

>>49734505
why do europeans hide behind their continent when asked about where they live? no one else in the world does this.

>>49734511
>your poll didn't have a "no im not a tranny" option

>>49734549
MM just gotta make sure the 3700 SPX puts expire OTM at market open

>>49734332
Not much to talk about besides a possible buy out, heavy dump, or massive pump. Gays will keep sucking and fucking strangers while celebrating shit kissing and dancing for children.

>>49734597
Yeah because Americans tell me they are living in Minnesota or Oklahoma. I can hop borders and work where I want just as easily as you can hop states.
Maybe I should send you my entire address including postal code so you can send me your shitpost through Fedex.

SOXL will open at $15 and pump to $25 EOM

The bottom is in

>>49734647
That was a nice thread (I mean of course the pic)

>>49733218
Maybe the markets need a good holiday some time to digest how shit everything is then we can resume lower

>>49734597
Because Europa is a spiritual place not physical, you wouldn’t understand

>>49734168

>school is useless

Buddy don't get me started. Only truly useful classes in Comp Sci were algorithms & data structs, networking, and parts of cryptography and DBs. Meanwhile they had my ass going through calc 4 and stats while the only math that devs really need to know is basic algebra and discrete mathematics.

Git? Agile? What's that? Python? C#? Restful services? Huh? No no let's teach them C and C++, that's relevant! Oh and all the school comps were fucking ubuntu and all assignments had to compile/run on it. What a joke.

>>49734597
>why do europeans hide behind their continent when asked about where they live? no one else in the world does this

Mexico does it by saying North America.

Brazil and other South American countries also do this by saying they're "American"

>>49734719
is this what you tell border patrol at the airport whne they ask you for your passport?

>>49734511
$30-$25 chads arise
Only a few thousand in though, so whatever

>>49734647
>coof: shut down literally everything no matter how little it helps
>pox: telling gay people to not fuck 50 different dudes a week during pride month is homophobic and we cant stigmatize them

maybe they actually just want to kill the gays or something

Oil bros what the fuck....stat report now!

>>49734739
C is extremely useful for helping to understand the low level operations of the computer, you should be able to jump on python fairly easily after learning C but it's more difficult in reverse

>>49734686
>Maybe I should send you my entire address including postal code so you can send me your shitpost through Fedex.
okay i laughed. either way i'm glad you save your money, me too.

>>49734757
They are usually fat and been infected with americano virus, life was so much better before 9/11

>>49734739
c/c++ are extremely useful you fucking dummy

Bros I just vomited 3 times in a row. I’m in excruciating pain. I think I might go to the emergency department tonight after all.

>>49734790
self constructing your own house is unironically based though.

>>49734780
Haha, just a healthy correction amirite?

>>49734785
that's funny because my program did the exact opposite. First introduction to programing was with python, then move on to C halfway through the class.

Four day weekend, time for drinking

>>49734780
my pipelines

>>49734803
not when you're a web dev and all you do is call other peoples API to do everything

>>49734840
Well somebosy has to build the api you call and the server you run on.

$TWTR virtual meeting has ended.
@elonmusk set a goal of 1 billion Twitter mDAUS, said he doesn’t have to be CEO (wants to drive product and be listened to), will tolerate “pretty outrageous” tweets, will allow excellent staff to work from home, and has never seen an alien. $tsla

https://twitter.com/FamilyofP/status/1537484083504107521

>>49734821
>>49734839
they cant do this to me do they know how much ive sacrificed?!

its in... the bottom

>>49733518
What’s your time horizon on the house purchase? That 50k is a solid down payment if you plan on buying in the next year or so when rates go up and house prices start to tank.

If anything longer than 5 yrs I’d do 10k into i bonds at 9.62% and start DCAing the rest into a mix of small caps and spy.

>>49734375
Is the bottom in bros?

I added the asian kid that has been posting for the past few weeks. This is the updated version

>>49734862
twitter is going to have a staffing problem. after reading through 1800 slack messages during his twitter meeting today, people were openly suggesting, at work, leaving the company or "not wanting to be there a long time"
if he removes WFH policy, more will quit. will be interesting to see how they handle it.

>>49734375
>>49734916
ah fuck, it really is gonna be green tomorrow

>>49734862
>will tolerate “pretty outrageous” tweets,
does this mean cunny will be allowed, what about saying nigger?

>>49733557
Why are you being a dick? You can make 80k net like a year out of college. You have no idea how long he’s been saving or if he’s supporting a family, etc. go fuck yourself. Most people don’t have even a quarter of that saved.

To everyone who posts on /smg/ regularly your content of posts is really helping me with my anxiety so thank you very much all the love from me guys. You help me so much.

>>49734803
>>49734785

What I mean is it's really not where the majority of the jobs are, which should be the focus. Schools should be targeting shit that employers want more than foundational or theory shit that academics fetishize. And grade students against realistic project requirements that a dev lead or architect would actually lay out.

If you're doing C, do it in an embedded devices course.

>>49734858

I build em, just in C# and Java.

>>49734918
>Asian
Anon he’s an pajeet and he’s scared of us but wants to get rich off our stock market

>>49734935
I thought you roped

>>49734951
take this CHUD

>>49734951
thank you brother. wagmi

>>49734953
no hes asian, he owns guns, and first came to /smg/ talking about shooting ranges and how he pissed himself every time a white kid would walk by him at school

>>49734935
I think they will get over mollusk real quick particularly as their retard friends lose their jobs programming dick sucking apps. Wfh yea maybe.

>>49734956
no why would i, the strategy ive preached for the past year has worked to perfection
i am buying more SOXL now though

>>49734935
Lol. I don't think people really give a shit about Elon's anti-PC stances as much as the WFH shit.

If you only allow "excellent" engineers to WFH then you are turning off a lot of talent from your co.

>>49734951
Stay cool fren

>>49734986
>>49734967
>>49734959
I'm just kidding. Most of your posts actually add to my anxiety. It's awful.
>>49734975
Chop Chop. The Choppity Chop. Of the 200 DMA. Which won't be breached. For another year.

>>49734972
no, these people are hardcore leftists. they were crying about transphobia, not feeling safe on the platform, real uppity shit. these types cannot cope with reality.

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49734951
stop having anxiety. it's all in your head dude. even if people had thoughts about you while you're in public (they do) it shouldn't impact you.

>>49734986
>moving in with your gf

>>49734975
u should have shared that strategy with the bag holders you created

>>49734984
That is one big thing if youre a software company you have GOT to suck off your employees and call them A+ students constantly.

>>49734996
what the, you heartless butthole

>futures

>>49734948
>Most people don’t have even a quarter of that saved.
Oh no! Niggers and single mothers don't have money saved, I should base my life on those averages!

>>49735012
I'm still gonna die on the hill that the 200 DMA strategy is just the usual "Bro just trust backtesting you can time the market with technical indicators" nonsense. Who cares when the 200 DMA on ICE semi index is hit again.

math bros

Is it true that you have to make 12% more than you lost?

For exmple you lose 30% you have to make 42% to make it back
why?

>>49734998
I think they will get over mollusk real quick particularly as their retard friends lose their jobs programming dick sucking apps.

>>49734984
i literally read through 1800 slack messages during the span of his meeting, and 1790 of them were strongly negative. it is going to be a real problem. people will resign, and more will resign because of WFH elimination
>>49734996
quiet down chop tranny

>>49735038
I respect anyone that is willing to die on a hill for their beliefs. Best of luck to you sir

>>49735039
>math bros
bro this literal middle school math

>>49735039
this might help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYMnHb5JY

>>49735012
i did. Lol.
>>49735038
not using it to time, simply using 200 SMA to gauge where the market is historically and avoid historically volatile environments
it worked. again.

>>49735050
>i literally read through 1800 slack messages during the span of his meeting, and 1790 of them were strongly negative.
Wtf autist lol is this what modern FA looks like

>>49735039
People are going to lose all of their money trying to invest during the dump.

>>49735039
30 is 30% of 100 but it's 43% of 70

>>49735039
Lets see you have 1 and lose (100x)% so you have 1-x, now to gain it back you need 1=y(1-x) so soi have to gain 1/(1-x). So no.

>>49735079
they were leaked to me by a current employee. blackpill material, through and through.

>>49735067
Heh after that +100% today I only have 450% left to go, ez mode engaged.

>>49735067
doesn't explain why

>>49734998

I've encountered such people before in tech but I've never met an actual good engineer who was one beyond a few token sops to DEI.

This shit is more the domain of worthless dumbshit analyst, HR, and PMs, i.e. people who are almost certainly not adding to shareholder value.

Buy or sell spy

>>49735039
if you have 100 dollars, and you go up 50% youre at 150$

if you go down 50% from 150$, you go to 75$

if you go up 50% from 75$ you go to 112.5$

percentages are proportional

>>49735067
I have no clue if this chart is true or false or how to calculate anything. All I know is Gay sex will continue this month and Siga has a treatment.

>>49735088
Or rather youd say you have to gain 1-that so 1/(x-1). Clear n simple.

>>49735101
you have $100 in a stock, it goes down 50%
you now have $50.

What percentage gain do you need to go from $50 back to $100?

wouldn't a flood to japanese equities cause all other equity markets to have a red day tomorrow? considering the yen will be cheaper

why wouldn't you flee to countries still going into QE? especially as yours is going through QT?

>>49735136
can u explain whats happeneing in Nippon

>>49735110
>>49735129
Got it
thanks. I wonder if I should study some math in my free time.

>>49735112
No you wouldnt....

>>49735039
Is your skin dark and do you have kinky hair?

>Well well well, if it isn't Mr Gamestop Shareholder

>>49733595
200k of voo

>>49735095
That's pretty funny. Trump has a history of pissing his employees off anyways, its not unique to PC people. When I was a kid (grew up in silicon valley) I would notice my neighbor across the street opposite to my family's townhouse was always up at night, like super late night. The dad would be on his laptop at the darkest hours of early morning in his kitchen and whenever I'd go downstairs to drink water or look out my window or have a sleepover with friend's, Id see my neighbor's dad awake, presumably working.

He worked for TSLA back in like 2014/15. Software/web side. But basically he would tell my dad (who ended up telling me) that Elon is a batshit crazy boss who tells his subordinates and underling managers "Hey, get this done in three weeks"

Management would reply to schizo Elon with "Elon, this will take us at least 6 months"

And his response would be "I don't care" and then Elon just leaves the room.

So that was why my fucking neighbor at TSLA was up till 4 AM working every morning

Elon is unforgiving and many people who work under him hate him, from higher up mgmt to lower level Indian software managers like my neighbor.

>>49735150
they no raise rates like market wanted

>>49735162
>>49735162
>>49735162
NEW

>>49735172
>That's pretty funny. Trump has a history of pissing his employees off anyway
Holy fuck lol my libtard Pavlovian slip came out, I mean ELON*** not Drumpffft.

>>49735172
>when I was a kid
>2014/2015
Get the FUCK out.

>>49735194
I'm a zoomie. Deal with it chud

>>49735172
yes but there's a difference between being a hard nose slave driver and then hating someone because they don't use your special pronouns, or think gay anal sex shouldn't be taught to 4 year olds in school
i have no doubt elon is like that. will be very interesting to see how twitter handles it, and i get a front row view from the inside.

>>49735204
Everyone knows you're a zoomer since you use discord, pajeet

>>49735161
She cute.

>>49735233
I know some discord users who are literally professors at large universities with children my age, and boomers. Work discords are a thing in some companies btw. Imo I prefer discord to slack for work anyways

>>49735067
Chart doesn't account for the fact that I can deposit more money into my options portfolio

>>49733595
My fiance is the most valuable thing on earth to me. She worked 3 jobs so I could focus on law school. A high quality woman is the best asset a man can have.

>>49735252
Sounds like they fuck kids.

>>49734702
>Coonteenth
>Holiday
Fuck this timeline.

>>49735039
Yeah that's just how percentages work, kind of like how you can make a 10000% return on options if you 100x. But if it expires worthless you lost 100%.
People use it in a misleading way to imply that's it's always "harder" to get the money back which is wrong.
A volatile stock could easily swing from 100 to 50 and then back to 100 without any part being harder or longer than the other. Obviously there could be a bad situation that prevents the move upward, but if nothing significant changed then the double isn't harder than the halving.

>>49734312
Can't wait to watch europoors freeze this winter. Hope you pompous faggots suffer what's coming.

>>49734469
>doesn't know the difference between median and average
Sounds like you're the nigger, you dumb cocksucker.