/biz/ - Business & Finance

GAYSEX BROS!!!!

>>49729125
SITA? SUGA.

How are SOXL/TQQQ trannies doing

Let's just have futures go negative today so shitcoin can fuck off already

>>49729186
a song just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRkabMDbB08

>>49729125
When do I go all in on a 3x leverage index.

> THIS IS THE BOTTOM RIGHT?

NasdACK predictions for Friday and next week please sirs

Futures aren't pumping after americans close as I expected, I got rugged

>>49729125
Hello /smg/, i've been invested in HITI for about a year and a half now (i've lost a lot of potential money, but i'm young so i don't really care atm,not struggling) and was wondering if anyone has any advice on this kind of thing. I don't think I will sell, i haven't sold at all for the past year, and i'm wondering any advice in general about investing etc.
Ty

>>49729186
What will it take before society starts shunning sexual deviants again?

>>49729212

As an SOXS/SQQQ chad, I can tell you that they aren't doing great.

I sold my stock puts for UVXY puts. Waiting for that volatility collapse when triple witching ends.

What's the plan for tomorrow?

>>49729212
I capitulated earlier today.

Dirty tranny cock guzzling monkeypoox ridden r*dditors WILL be providing liquidity for my shorts

>>49729260
Why the fuck would futures pump?

ChainLink embodies the gold standards you cherish and build upon, and solves limitations.
Bitcoin PoW security + Ethereum flexibility + Economies of Scale = ChainLink

There are people in this very thread who aren't buying into S&P ETFs and Total Market ETFs. These people actually believe they can time the market and are smarter then the casino who will legally rig the game or even flip the entire table on them.
There are anon here right now who don't understand the concept of dollar cost averaging and compounding interest and can only conceptualize the value of a position based on the numbers next to the name.

Simply put they are NGMI.

>>49729310
the fuck u doin in this thread kid

>>49729283
Gain on my oil, lose on my tech.
No different than any day.

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR STAGFLATION

market always bounces on its 150 week or between its 150 week and 200 week moving averages

>>49729283

>>49729301
They usually do that at 2am(yurope) time after red days when americans close aftermarket. Today might not be the case and I'm thinking today is not one of those days

>>49729313
I’ve taken profit and increased my long term holdings 300% dumb boggle head.

>>49729310
Looks like this bot got lost. SAD. Unless its some pajeet, in which case whats the going rate for pajeet shills these days? Do they pay you in link (lmao)

>>49729274
A single political revolution

>>49729283
if it gaps down (which it will) buy it.

Mumu,i don't need to say what's happening tomorrow do i?

>>49729367
What are your Long Term Holdings? Must be something amazing!

The bottom is in.

>>49729283
Go AAAAAAA and do nothing

This is my fault you guys.
I started investing a little while ago and brought all my bad luck to your doorstep.
I am sorry.

>>49729391
20/80 EDV/SP utilities
Get fucked dumb boomer

>>49729399
i think its taking one more leg down before a cum rally sir

>>49729399
Tomorrow.

>>49729386
A-ass rape

>>49729399
>this namefag
Every time the market goes down when you show up. Fuck off

Great.. Tech 100 goes up. /biz/ survives another day.

S&P 500 gaps.

>>49729283
close any shorts that spike in volatility. wait to see how many bagholders are left by the end of the day

>>49729399
need the max pain bros to be right for once. Cmon opex whiplash

S&P 500 gaps.

>>49729313
After seeing how much garbage was in the Useless Becky 100 and the schizophrenic allocation shuffling SOXL does I am not buying ETFs and indexes ever again. I will be buying za Ramy top shelf sake and you'll be stuck buying bottom shelf convenient store 40s.

>>49729399
not bloody enough, bearish post

>>49729334
Already got my AVUV

>>49729497
Gaps down?
Yeah, probably

>>49729364
>They usually do that at 2am(yurope) time
You fucking lunatic it was chinks buying it up because of unfounded optimism, why would chinks buy US futures now that they know everything is fucked and Japan is about to shit itself?

New /pol/ LARP just dropped
>>>/pol/382657012

>mumus showing up
Hopefully you guys bought or hold puts

>>49729516
based

>>49729399
uhhh bro. you did listened to JPOWs speech right?

>rate increases will continue until inflation stops
>there may, however be factors out of our control that will cause inflation to continue regardless of rate hikes
>nonetheless, our mission per the law is to control overall/headline inflation and that number does include inputs such as commodities prices

>>49729535
I just wanted somethong to hold overnight for some quick buxs

>>49729186
I FUCKING LOVE GAY SEX

>>49729229
"spread that ass, im gonna mash that dinna"

>>49729580
>>49729125
Post the best crops from this manga

>>49729582
>holding overnight
Literally the only fuckin thing it makes sense to hold overnight is fucking bear ETFs after fed speech.

>>49729426
>calls me a boomer
>has the most boomer ass holds in existence
Why are you shrieking at me kid? I wasn't talking to you. Why do you feel so personally attacked by my statements. Have you considered I am not talking to you? It's not all about you. Congrats on making money hope you can consistently get those gains over the long term.

one hour until nikkei dies

kek Lots of bobos are getting rich right now.

>>49729236
$3.50

>>49729617
An interesting reaction from a man who posts wojaks covered in corn.

>>49729617
lol

>>49729642
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>49729544
>open thread
>don't read
>post "two more weeks"
>close thread
>grimace while thinking about the people who treat /pol/ like some ancient Athenian forum and not a zoo/asylum crossover

>>49729655
Actually, now that I look at it, most of the puts are deep ootm. Maybe we'll get a pump tomorrow just to screw all of them over.

>>49729641
Because you’re a bogglehead.
>EDV returns 25-30% per 1% IR
>waters running out, utilities have been highest returning sector in SPY

You’re a bad passive investor at that. I will have fun redeeming your portfolio

>>49729229

>>49729625
>He doesn't already read FX Fighter Kurumi-chan, /biz/ meme translation edition

>>49729691
SPX options expires at market open not market close by the way

>>49729625

>>49729664
I gag every time I post a shit covered wojak

i haven't seen any soxlfag for a while now.
I wonder whered they go

>>49729544
Bear larps? Bottom is in

>>49729236
I'd buy that for a dollar

Ok Nefros. Let’s say you have 200 PLTR at $14. Would you:
A. Buy another 100 to average down.
B. Hold and just sell covered calls.
C. Sell all

>>49729399
based. bobos are getting unbearable. We closed at 3666. The bottom last time was 666. No such thing as a coincidence.

>>49729766
Still here, dca from 40. 50000 left of 100k with no more capital outside crypto.

>>49729766
you know what they say...
what goes up...
must come down...

>>49729766
>Sub 14
HOOOOOOOOOO I am so glad I sold at 54 for a 25% loss. I was gonna slurp at 15 but it barrelled right through it.

>>49729773
>bottom is in
How many months have you guys been saying that?
You're worse than the priced in faggots

I'm so fucking lonely

>>49729796
eh, let them enjoy their moment. they'll overstay their welcome and their 4 figure accounts will be wiped in the process.

>>49729816
I think the bottom is between 29 and 32. Somewhere in there. I guess we’ll see.

>>49729788
average down when no bulls are left

>>49729705
>>49729705
>Tell anon to invest in S&P ETFs
>anon who invests in S&P ETF feels personally attacked by this
You do you I guess.

>>49729283
sell all my shares and buy calls

>>49729816
however many months the bear market is +1 :^)

>>49729788
lol you're fucking crazy buying that shit

>>49729853
Everything is still shit. The fallout has barely materialized. Why would you think we’ve bottomed. If this was the bottom, I would have lumped all in.

>>49729810
yet my feet don't touch the ground

Fuck this I'm buying ice cream tomorrow

>>49729903
It glows too bright not to make a small bet on it.

>>49729874
Excuse me sir, the argument was that I would lose it all gambling. If I lose it all, you lose it all

>>49729252
>log

>>49729929
Based fatass

I hope Cathie is alright frens

>>49729966
>becuz i said so
Okay TA anon. Astrology is also cool. I'm a Cancer, btw ;)

>>49729906
the bottom will come while things are still shit. is this babby's first market?

Japan's so fucked.

>>49729580
>you did listened
linsten

>futures

>>49729853
The level of cope from mumus is insane. Global economy is getting rugpulled, get the memo

I'm starting to think having 65+ year olds in charge of the world wasn't a great idea.

>>49729944
>lose it all
Losing my portfolio is not that big of a deal anon.

>>49730019
If they're fucked, so are we

first for SIDU SPACENIGGERS

>>49729252
When and at what price are the intersections of those lines? And why do you think the more recent line is slightly steeper than the earlier two?

>>49730019
Poor pewds

>>49729907

>>49730079
he just randomly drew lines where it looked good to draw them. that's how this works

>>49730043
Me neither. See you at zero booglehead boomer

I'm ruined. Time to kms.

>>49729983
>Bill Hwang provided Cathie Duddy Wood seed funding for Ark ETFs
>Bill Hwang arrested on US fraud charges
Gets my noggin joggin.

>>49730009
>'m a Cancer, btw ;)
unironicaly kys, not that I need to tell you that, you crybaby

>make 6 figures from neetbux and money from my mom in crypto bullrun
>now I will just buy comfy stocks
>get rekt by 3x etfs and tech bubble
I can't believe it but crypto was better than this shit.

>>49729681
of course you'd have the fag flag

Anyone remember the anon who made a few thousand dollars on Palantir and told his dad about it? His dad thought he was a genius and gave the anon his retirement money. So he gambled it all at 38 a share on PLTR and it instantly dropped.

What should I buy during this sale? I'm thinking of loading up on more KO, but Raytheon looks good too.

>>49730009
Gemini master race reporting in.

SOXL has literally gone down almost 50% from where it was at the start of the month and its fucking horseshit

>>49730098
Don't threaten me with a good time... as if the noses will allow for zero.

>>49730153
Just keep DCAing

>>49730135
100% a dogfucking leaf

>>49730171
biz needs flags so people dont accidently take advice from 3rd worlders, or worse, mapleniggers

>>49730165
I do but it keeps going down and I am out of moneys

>>49730156
I look like that

Fuck it.

Fortune favors the brave. I'm going all in on SOXL tomorrow at open.

>>49730097
yes, basic levels of support. They dont actually mean shit, but there is likelihood that prices will find support on this lines, but macro is way more relevant than this.

>>49730153
I've started day trading it and selling it when I literally hit 1-2% gains.

I bought SOXL, it HAS to be the bottom I mean come the fuck on

I know its the bottom, I know it is

>>49730106
Simply a coincidence of innovation, anon.

>>49730011
Will come, yes. Not anywhere near now.

>>49730194

Hi angsty white men,

Anon from SF here. I just want to let you know that whites are seriously going crazy. Just let your children be groomed by psychotic women, homosexuals, transgendered persons, and radicals who hate straight white Christians. Seriously, I am a very well-adjusted person living in SF so you should just listen and trust me.

Also, SF is great because we have views with trees and clouds and blue skies! Check out these clouds! I bet you’ve never seen awesome clouds like these because you live in stupid flyover state with a majority white population, not an AMAZING place like SF where the homeless and crime problems are getting better!

>>49730153
WTF is David SOXL doing?

>>49730153
Weirdly so has NRGU and GUSH.

>>49730211
>it wasnt

>>49730171
>>49730181
2 more weeks and QAnon will expose Trudeau!

>>49730228
is this dickhead trying to sell his condo here on /biz/ or some shit?

>>49729313
My fun money is only a third of my portfolio though

Ass

>>49730197
Don’t do it, you’re chasing losses fucker

>>49730237
what the hell. it went from 256 to this. I thought oil prices were relatively unchanged right now?

>>49729313
doing the opposite of anime posters seems to be a valid trading strategy

>>49730272
Its a type of tranny derangement from living in the eye of the storm.

>>49730264
that canadian doesn't look anglo at all

>>49730181
I thought pajeet IPs were banned already? If we could range ban canada and Britainistan, the quality of the board would likely improve dramatically.

oil bros how long until we hit $150?

>>49730268
Sounds like you fell for the Fox propaganda! Typical white!

Pop quiz, faggots:
Never sell at a loss or only sell at a loss?

>>49730280
I did that today buying OXY with my remaining cash

>>49730264
ah mr monopoly money who rents a room in a million dollar cuck closet outs himself as a maplenigger

Member when SOXL was 70?
I member

>>49730228
Guy posted 40 min ago, you’ve been thinking and seething about it since. Why is Biz like this?

>>49729681
ironically 2 more weeks until june 26th sodomyfest in new york

>>49730324
yes

>>49730009
>thinks TA is horseshit
>meanwhile in the economics department

Don’t worry cows, when you’re broke gookmoot will always have a job available for you being a janitor on 4channel. I hear it pays well and the tips are good

>>49729846
You are with frens anon, be happy

>>49730116
>mad that his TA is retarded and he got called on it
Lol. Lmao, even.
>>49730150
>gemiscum
>master race
Really, actually, totally, not true; at all.

>>49730228
You’re a retard. SF is disgusting. I live 20 minutes from that forsaken place.

>>49730324
The answer depends. You should continuously re-evaluate the fundamental reasons behind why you bought the stock in the first place and if anything has changed.

>>49730353
is this saying that high unemployment means lower inflation or am I completely tarded?

>>49730335
Exactly! This is what I’m talking about! Stupid angsty white men. Seriously, get a grip.

I just want to come to a general about stocks, give my anecdote about crime, and then proceed to flame for the entire thread.

>>49730356
Hold on a second. I was led to believe that there was no compensation whatsoever.

>>49730353
they're not trying to predict the future with the past though, they're just trying to gauge what actions they should take and the generate state of the market

>>49730300
new Cramer index?

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
<3

>>49730316
What does it look like?

you know its been a rough month for a lot of us but I really hope you guys are doing okay with all this shit going on. the state of the entire economy is really scary now with potential recession and layoffs looming on top of the market shit

>>49730377
You should delete this Fox propaganda before it hurts someone.

>>49730324
time is money. even if you hold for a year and break even that's a year where that money did nothing for you. jesus practically calls it a sin. you should sell

>>49730372
no, i just hate cancer

>>49730400
they get compensated with thoughts and prayers
>>49730421
>meanwhile
I have 3 interviews this week for 250k tech giggerinos

buddy, look at bitcoin computer

>>49730038
good morning from kazakhstan

>>49730387
That's their end goal. Your job loss is the fix that those in power believe the economy needs. Or pay reduction, if you are deemed necessary to operate the machine.

>all these willing buyers at fair market value bitch and complain their stock picks are down 70% ytd
>they never thought about selling the rally to exit their position
im laughing what a freak show in these threads

>>49730400
I.... they do get paid right?

>>49730414
iberian maybe? some kind of south european

>>49730387
That's what the meme line is supposed to suggest as it goes through a random blob and then the outline of Australia.

>>49730401
The guy doesn’t understand linear regression, he’s not going to understand your logic? Why waste your time arguing with someone who believes in astrology?

>>49730434
>i just hate cancer
thots and preyhers, anon.

>>49730228
Great points. Also don't forget all professionals want to live in SF and they wouldn't be caught living anywhere else.

>>49730439
coder I'm assuming?

>>49730427
Try and reverse image it. You can’t.

>>49730475
>>49730414
>>49730316
>>49730264
looks built for big american cock

>>49729656
cursed image

>>49730141
Not him, but my parents jumped the gun and bought half of their PLTR in Jan. 2021 because they liked how green it got.

>>49730475
Did you know that a lot of Canadians are of French heritage?

>>49730038
>waiting for you husband to get released from captivity to divorce so you can get alimony
evil

>>49730427
>open up google maps
> "San Francisco"
>Zoom into a park
>see this
Fox news really does control the narrative

>>49730514
There are more people with french heritage in the US than in canada. Hell, there are more in maine alone than in all of canada.

>>49730439
It’s actually pretty fantastic out their for anyone with gumption to grab it. Fuck this culture where everyones a victim, disgusting it’s infected white men.

>>49730287
>still doesn't understand leverage

>>49729766
They claim they sold when SOX went under the 200 day moving average

>>49730421
>tfw I'm shit at my overpaid job and know I'd be first on the chopping block

>>49730492
sales engineer for tech that requires coding
>>49730493
>>49730228
>>49730377
former SF fag here. That is 100% believable and looks like downtown oakland imo. fuck that place I hope XI nukes the whole bay area except for san jose cause I still have some senpai there.
>>49730538
unironically if you can operate 4chan then you can probably find a remote tech support gig and make a good wage. but instead you have people here bitching about how safeway wouldnt hire them. puzzled

>>49729766
I've been trading SOXL here and there, just bought a position today

>>49729580
Priced in

>>49729399
Perma mumu here, I think the bottom is close. But we're probably going to dip a little more. We're pricing in recession lower earnings now. Make sure to have cash ready to buy in the next month.

>>49730475
It's hard to tell from that angle but she seems to have the week anglo chin
>>49730514
that's definitely not a french canadian.

p comfy to know these 250k "tech giggerinos" are first on the chopping block once we go 2008 again
seen it before
see it again

>>49730570
>downtown oakland imo.
Bingo.

looking at bitcorn, tomorrow is going to be another bloodbath

>>49730525
Fight communism abroad only to return to cultural Marxism at home.

Thankfully, there is a solution but it involves a sizeable force of good armed men with a vision and no mercy. More are willing to accept this solution each day. 10 years ago would have been scoffed at.

>>49730570
kek

>>49730038
I don't WANT to hate women y'know

>>49730484
Here's a meme line. Where's my Nobel prize in economics?

>>49730614

yes, I'm sick of tech niggers waving their salary number in my face too

>>49730135
>>49730171
>>>/pol/382661418

Think again dickass

>>49730664
they contribute nothing to our society
also p comfy to think of twin peaks ESL weirdo getting straight up cannibalized by roving bands of meth zombie hobos
twin peaks isnt that from the tenderloin as the zombie shuffles

>>49730605
The s&p is only down 23% ytd. I think it’s going to “dip” more than a little before we’re anywhere near a bottom.

shes so pretty bros. I want to paint her face so bad. you just know she wants some bwc
>>49730614
the thing about tech and b2b sales is that they have to keep talent to stay competitive. they can lay off all the blue collar faggots though because they can be replaced by any generic mexican.
>>49730629
I used to live in the hills right off 580 and it was just nuts how you could go from multimillion dollar villas to the fucking NWA style ghettos in just a few streets. went to the churches chicken there all the time, great chickenz

>>49730614
this sounds like spite from jealousy

Anyone else have a time horizon longer than that of a goldfish and sitting relatively comfy through all this bullshit?

>>49729727
where?

>>49730703
You talking about the Eastmont area?

>>49730703
that bitch was in the navy that's how I know she's a turbohoe

>>49730718
>time horizon longer than a goldfish
yes
>sitting comfy
no

RYCEY to the moon by the way. 10 more years.

>>49730718
yes, i lurk mostly

>>49730718
20 years. Although if I don’t do well over the next 5, I might jump off the bay bridge.

>>49730718
sounds like cope
I'm sitting comfy on my sqqq and cash

>>49730287
Crude is, the companies have sold off HARD with the market.

>>49730718
sounds like cope

>>49730718
>comfy
I'm 50% in cash, still thinking when to go in and when to rotate my boomer stocks into 2x ETFs.

>>49730614
It's already the case.
Uber: hiring slow-down.
Lyft: hiring freeze.
Meta: hiring freeze.
Alphabet: hiring slowdown, freeze on L4, L5, 4x PIP increase.
And don't forget to check out layoffs.fyi for startup layoffs (those startups often have a lot of "250k gigerinos").

>>49730760
>>49730758
>>49730756
Yeah I'm not too comfy either but at least I'm not freaking out about selling. What are your worst positions? Are you still buying on fat red days?

>>49730718
Im jobless with 1.6 mil in QQQ and 100 in cash to wait it out plus a 150 house. Not sure how to play all this?

Do we have a BoJ stream?

Who all was here for rapemkid today

>>49730739
Pretty much, Caballo Hills.
>>49730753
good she can turbohoe on my dick
>>49730785
mad

>>49730614
Jokes on you, my company only pays me 160 (usd) and fleeces me on private equity I'll never be able to cash out now.

>>49730823
It was the thread right after the Biden ID. Probably the same anon

Damn I spent too much time here today

>>49730696
>nothing
bro who you gonna get to reset your password

>>49730843
are you me?

>>49730823
ah thanks for screencapping that. That was fun

>>49730828
Why are you mad?

>>49730718
401K has a 35 year time horizon. The "short" term tumbling works for me.

>>49730865
you're the one bitching about being a low pay pleb

>>49730689
>american
even worse

>>49730857
Many such cases sadly. We're in FUCKING AG we'd have made a killing going IPO into the BIG COMMODITIES SUPER CYCLE!!! But nah, the workers will never be allowed to cash out.

>>49730792
here, you can see my positions for yourself. I think INTC has treated me the worst.

Still in shock I had 340k last Wednesday. Down the hole it went. lol. lmao.

>>49730823
how about the delightfully wrong riden with biden id post

>>49730718
I cashed out back in early April and have a recession proof job. I’m just here to witness history as we hit another financial crisis

where do I start? seems like a lot is happening right now

>>49730879
Are you a bot?

>>49730922
yes, I am a bot you dumb nigger

>>49730792
My worst position is Palantir. I’m down like 45%. I could have sworn I set a stop loss, lol. My biggest position is FDVV. I buy 5 or 10 on down days.

>>49730901
Will RYCEY ever go up?

How badly do you think Bitcoin tanks tomorrow with the inevitable stock plummet.

>>49730937
Why the fuck would it ever lmao
They're boeing tier except without the same government backup

>>49730937
>insane cost luxury vehicles during a recession
hmmm lemme think

>>49730937
I believe. They can't hold the airline segment down forever...

>>49730901
Holy Fuck have 60k in fucking rolls Royce?! You have iron balls bro.

>>49730927
TAY, welcome back online.

>>49730941
sub 18k

>>49730953
kek
big brain move

>>49730941
More importantly what price would you need to buy Bitcoin at?

>futures

>>49730941
>inevitable stock plummet.
but it's gonna pump tomorrow

>>49730979
thanks, sorry you can't afford dinner this week anon

>go to sleep fututres green
>check much stocks today
>all red even nat gas and oil
What the fuck happened
>fututres are green again

>>49730954
What is your thesis behind this? Are they on the verge of something or do you think it’s some kind of weird value play?

>>49730992
iirc they were higher than this yesterday too until around 2am est and then today happened.

>>49730377
Holy shit that’s in the US? Looks like fucking Africa lmaooo

>>49730969
Yes. $1.38 share will be my cost average after this year's ADR fees.

>Zukunfte

>>49731017
I'm eating tyson chicken tendies and a broccoli and cheese steamer. All frozen food ;/

>People are still buying the bitcoin dip as the fed raises rates and stocks plummet
its not safe to buy the S&P until Bitcoin is sub 8k.

But it is safe to buy SIGA.

>>49731002
You gotta be joking.

is roofing a recession proof job in leaf land?

BOJ BROS
its time

>>49729669

>>49731021
The market is trying to find itself.

>>49730992
Futures look pretty bad

>>49730427
I lived in Cali until around 2 years ago. This is exactly what its like in a lot of places. My experiences there made me supremely based in my beliefs.

>>49731021
>We were going red anyways with the Fed rate hikes
>Switzerland then came out with a surprise left hook and raised rates 50 bps for the first time since 2007. A “safe” currency like Switzerland doing a surprise rate increase freaked everyone out

Some anons on here are also freaking out over Japan crashing everything tomorrow, but it’s probably just LARP

hey
the futures are green

>>49730404
Finally some bullish news
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/16/hold-off-on-buying-stocks-until-the-market-slows-down-jim-cramer-cautions.html?&qsearchterm=cramer
>stocks literally stabilized last week only to dump with whatever the fuck this was

>>49731063
sweetie, check futures

>>49731065
pls open for general tourism so I can go again

>>49731032
It’s mostly people of African descent, so…

>>49731057
shame, having me a nice prime ribeye

>>49731064
>oh shit! I can't pay my mortgage!
>time to redo the roof

>>49731021
>What the fuck happened
brandon'd

>>49731111
a-anon, idk it might just be me, but those look kinda old

>>49731025
Their flight contracts are the bulk of their moneymaking. They get paid per hour of flight, but will service the engines more or less unconditionally. During the Pandemic, the airlines where having them service engines but were not logging flight hours, which had rolls working for free and almost bankrupted them. This was originally a bog standard pandemic recovery play. Airlines would pick up, they start paying off their debt, everyone is happy. My thoughts on this happening haven't changed, just the timeline has been severely fucked up.

>>49731111
checked. Nice aged looking steaks. How are you cooking them? Thanks for not having your wiener out... unlike some people here.

>>49731032
It actually looks like Mexico, which is not very far from SF area
I have never seen anything like that and hope I don’t ever, but yeah, it’s alarming that it’s here

>>49731093
>Finally some bullish news
another bulltrap incoming
>>49731111
checked

BTC back at 21,000

>>49731111
Are you that one anon that eats rotten meat so he can hallucinate well going sceptic
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/61152593/#61152770

>>49731111
Just had a ribeye too, was delicious.

>>49731093
BUY BUY BUY

>>49731087
It’s weird. I grew up here. I went to school with Oscar Grant. I was generally ok with everyone until about 5 or 6 years ago when they started turning up the dial on shit. This last couple of years has made me particularly hateful.

>>49731093
this stupid cunt told people to buy just yesterday

>>49731139
they're fine, USDA prime and bougt them 2 days ago.
>>49731148
i've been into sous vide but it takes a lot of prep. probably just cast iron this one tonight with some taters. costco has these potatos that are naturally butter flavored its fucking voodoo magic
>>49731178
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>49731195
you can also get these great fucking steaks out here for mad cheap. look at the marbling.

>>49731211
>buy high, sell low
is Cramer actually our guy anons?

>>49731211
every single day I get closer to making a portfolio that just does exactly the opposite of what cramer says

>>49731236
No because he makes money from CNBC regardless

>>49731139
sometimes beef turns brown like that if its exposed to air for too long. might be issue with the wrapping

made some good money with just a few puts on MSFT and then MRO. finally broke to a new ATH with my portfolio. now to begin buying into a commodity etf and an oil etf to hedge against what's coming. i don't expect them to make huge gains but rather to minmize losses. since we're clearly in a bear market now, i guess i'll start playing with puts more than calls now.

>>49731235
holy fuck thats cheap. Where do you live?

>>49731141
I might pick up a few shares. I’m worried about the WHO meeting next week though. I have a feeling the governments are going to use monkepoz as an excuse for necessary demand destruction to stop inflation.

>>49731276
the great state of new texafornia

>>49731211
Kek
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/15/cramers-lightning-round-applied-materials-is-a-buy.html?&qsearchterm=cramer
>Says to buy AMAT last night
>it's down 8% today

>>49731308
what isnt down 8% today tho...I mean really. I hate cramer as much as the next guy but there realy isnt anything except gay monkey sex and spacenigger suits that are green.

>>49729727
what? i can only find the first two chapters

>>49731338
>what isnt down 8% today tho..
VIX

>>49731338
>what isnt down 8% today tho

>>49731021
It's normal for stocks to rebound after such a bad move down. The key thing is if it can break any resistances over night.

>>49731297
No wonder CNN hates Texas. I am 1 paycheck away from lifting up a rotten log and eating grubs.

>>49731338
WMT

>>49731352
>>49731338
my bad,i read "what, it isn't down 8% today"

https://youtu.be/xOQ7rolBbq8
<3

>>49731374
>>49731352
>>49731348
it was a rhetorical question my fellow retards

>>49731338
any inverse. which is the true value since it's value is derived from no value, which most of these companies have little of.

>>49731338
How is EBS down?

>>49731338
He literally said to buy yesterday, now he says this shit today and futures are already green

>>49731338
>what isnt down 8% today tho
me, because my market is closed
>>49731395
m

>>49731338
SIDU - rocker actually shilled a winner and you ignored him.

Futures are fake and gay, nocap

>>49731386
it was a rhetorical answer

>>49730118
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>>49730118
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>>49731338
UCO :D

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>>49731418
Fuck you man

>>49731418
lol you almost got me

>>49731418
I trusted you

>>49731418
>>49731430

>>49731455
>phoneposter

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>>49731474
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>>49731448
>>49731435
>>49731430

>>49731472
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>>49731418
That's crazy its been 3 years since GME mooned and they still have a general.

>>49730377
you have severe autism

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>>49731515
>3 years

Salsa Fresca:
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>>49731526
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>>49729212
Never selling simple as

>>49731418

>>49731515
>3

>>49731515
There will be a GME thread for at least 15 years

>>49731555
yes these trips

>>49730353
Well that isn't ta that's just a linear regression.

>>49730353
So at .5 is this a 25% correlation? (5 squared)