/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49730118
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,162.924B, 96P = 22.530B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEE

really nice stock split you dumb fucking niggers
literally the ONLY thing that's been announced since you retards approved 1 billion shares is future dilution in the form of employee stock rewards
>just one more epic chungus wholesome 100 tweet from king kike about ice cream or some faggoty centrist political take
niggers
it's literally never happening
kill yourselves immediately

>>49730199
nice digits, but politely sit there and watch because your tantrums aren't going to change a thing.

I'm gay

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49730260
i could mentally destroy you just like i have to generations of baggies before you

don't worry guys i got this

>>49730199
I'm going to say it, I'm disappointed that they announced and finished their executive compensation but have kept us waiting for the dividend announcement. That said, I think we get an announcement this week or next.

>>49730199
go blog about it on myspace faggot

>>49730327
I amazed you have gall to show your face in these threads after dotr was a big letdown.

>>49730358
no i'd rather come to faggotgeneral to remind you that you're a dumb reddit believing nigger and that ywnbaw

Noone is prepared for what comes tomorrow.

reddit bros.. did we make the right investment?
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/vdqyie/so_this_is_normal_huh/

>>49730376
>reddit baggie nigger trusted a random link to an unexplained countdown on biz
kek
imagine my shock

>>49730437
what comes tomorrow? is it deez?

>>49730441
hey reddit do you like dragons?

>i could mentally destroy you for generations
>*pulls out odachi*
>*teleports*

im gonna say it

>>49730441
He’s gonna $ROPE when the interest rate hits 5% kek

>>49730399
youve never done anything of value in your life have you, your just some poor sub humanoid animal that barks at anything that moves

>>49730486

I'm gonna be straight up with you. The guys in the last thread screaming
>WOW SHILL THE MARKET CRASH WAS ALWAYS THE PLAY WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPLIVVY NEWFAG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
those posts smell real weird to me, man. REAL weird.

Anyways. Once this is over I'm gonna obliterate so much femboy asspussy you wouldn't believe it.

>>49730486
Mada mada

>>49730532
Not all of us were sperging out about one view point over the other, I said >>49729171 and stand by that. Board actions would be great but are ultimately unnecessary, and saving whatever bombs they have cooked up for when the thing is already burning may ultimately be for the best

All I know for sure is WAGMI

>>49730532
anon you're going to get aids go date a tomgirl and make your ancestors smile as you spank her bottom purple

>>49730441
3properties
1.5MM owned

>>49730443
I never actually clicked any of your countdowns nigger but I know I didn't kill myself and sure wanted to know what would be revealed that would cause me to kill myself. I'm so disappointed in you.

>>49730575
no dont stop him

>>49730441
Proverbs 16:18
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.

>>49730519
Anon, that’s someone baiting you. The original niggerfaggot wasn’t allowed to actually type out nigger because he “feared the jannies and their banhammer” or something gay like that

>>49730437
I mean I bought a call for $4 so.

>49730532
Yup there's certainly no odd uptick in desperate and impatient anons begging for their splivvy. There also hasn't been a new shill who lists all the catalysts while conveniently forgetting the original catalyst theorized.

>>49730437
FUCKIN' SEND IT

>>49730609
gotta sneed em all or some bs kek

>>49730668
press l to lick armpit

>>49730683
gme is the path inshallah

>>49730683
>No GME
>No divvy
Edit to be on-topic or face the consequences.

BTC better be at 15k when I wake up tomorrow

>>49730574
Yep. I just also think it's completely ok to be disappointed the board hasn't immediately taken the quickest most direct approach and igniting the fuse themselves asap.
>so why haven't they done it then?
They're not in it for the moass. They're not just trying to make a godlike company, but also save the fucking financial world. All that shit takes time and a ton of prep. Personally I don't give a fuck about saving the normies but I can respect it at least. I assume they're waiting until they have everything ready.

When did you realize that a whole gme saga is run by a few pump&dump hedgies and they fed you le reddit DD all along after January?

>>49730711
shut the fuck up you stinky disgusting darkie faggot

>49730647
People want the dividend, they want it to be over. Anyone who doesn't is the fucking shill, simple as. Theories change as more information is gathered. We used to think there was no way this would be allowed to go on this long because now we're all long term capital gains, yet here we are.

>>49730709
i want to put my hands in her ass crevices and ask her if she can hold my gme

They are trying very hard to keep buttcoin from shitting itself below 20k

>>49730668
hnnnnnnng

>>49730744
when the splivy was announced

>>49730779
I'm betting Saylor and co are actually facing margin calls right now, despite their cope.

>>49730742
My main counter to any potential disappointment is that Ken and co have a mountain of Thalmudic witchcraft available to use should they be backed into a corner, and it could be that the board believes that the only sure way to shake them off is to give them such an rapid and colossal assfucking from every direction that they have no escape, and rather than blow their load early and risk losing their chance are saving it for when market conditions are organically applying maximum pressure to Mayoman.

My 2c

>>49730788
gme will allow us to be the most interesting men in the world god willing lmao

>>49730647
There's nothing weird about people wanting to take the quickest most direct approach to moass you fucking freak. Chill out.

I love my bank.

>>49730821
The thing about that is that it doesn't really matter. Once you've forced accountability of shares by issuing a stock split as a dividend then that's it. They can't escape it. There's no real need to wait... unless they have a broader scheme in play like I said earlier.

>>49730821
That's some pretty good hopium, I'll have a hit. I trust RC, even though I'm ready for this to be over. I'm ready to be rich, bros. I'm ready to spend time with my family and give them all the things I never had when I was growing up.

>>49730751
No, fuck you.

wtf is this shit at the top?

>49730757
Complaining on Vietnamese crabbing forum isn't going to get you you're splivvy you faggot. Also nice handwaving of my point about shills not wanting people to know a market crash is a catalyst.

>>49730924
>unless they have a broader scheme in play like I said earlier.
And they could well have; if you had one shot to take direct action would you want to just send it or make sure it will have an effect first? Splivie and marketplace are one time things, although a digital dividend IMO should have happened already

>>49730928
Read my other posts, I don't really give a shit about this particular flavor of hopium, I'm convinced that a squeeze will happen regardless of board action. I'm just continuing the conversation.

>>49730791
Yeah, hopefully I will ride another pump before it goes back to $40 forever

>>49730924
>unless they have a broader scheme in play like I said earlier.

My only guess is that they need to be absolutely sure they can handle the volume of business they are going to do post MOASS. If MOASS makes me as rich as it is supposed to, I will turn into such a consoomer and I will be buying all my shit at gamestop, as will everyone else. It will be a never ending feedback loop, they'll out perform every company during a recession.

>gib MOASS
shill
>amcsneed
shill
>loopring
shill
>wen splivvy
shill
>fuck niggers
shill
>comfy holding!
believe it or not, also shill

>>49730576
>3properties
>1.5MM owned
game shares?

>>49731105
only 528

>>49731024
I agree, it's going to happen. I think me and others are just wanting RC to fire the killshot.

zen und WAGMI.

>>49730441
Why would anyone take out millions upon millions of debt to buy rental units and then brag about it? They are going to be absolutely obliterated in the next year

>>49731014
Nobody said the crash isn't a catalyst, schizo. The point is that the splivvy is a better, faster route. Being disappointed that it hasn't been announced yet is valid. But those anons need to realize that it's all part of the plan. Gotta get the ducks in a row first.
>>49731024
>>49731040
I guarantee we don't get the splivvy until the marketplace is launched and stable.

>>49731199
Checked, I don't even think we'll get a splivie until MOASS has already started

>>49730532
worms

>>49731170
I don't know if you noticed, anon, but they were all malding manlets

>>49731215
If they want to wait for a natural occurrence then yeah definitely. Wouldn't probably wouldn't get it until it's already over then. They'd just hand out the wu-tang album NFTs for fun, lower the stock price a little.

>>49731199
>Nobody said the crash isn't a catalyst, schizo.
You can literally just look in the last thread for at least 2 who implied that the crash wasn't a catalyst. We've had several shills in these threads for a week now.

>>49731314
It could even be your dog.

>>49731314
Anon, one guy was asking how long we should wait for the crash before wanting the split. The other one was pointing out that they have the plunge protection team and literally control the prices with an algorithm. No one is saying a crash can't cause it, just that it doesn't have the immediate certainty of the split dividend.

>>49731314
I only skimmed the last thread but in general I haven't really noticed anybody saying that. ngl though bro you kinda seem like you got the brainworms or something

What time is the bank of Japan decision?

first for gay monkey bdsm spacesuits

>>49731279
I don't know what's funnier the over leveraged manlets or the retards in the comments seething without actually realizing all those units are going to be sold for cheap within the next 5 years

nice squeeze baggies

>>49731458
>without actually realizing all those units are going to be sold for cheap within the next 5 years
explain this to me like I'm a nigger

>>49730575
He’s just too high test. Regular women with vaginas are too girly no matter what. I’ve noticed it on /pol/

>>49731445
We haven't made the decision yet, check back in two (2) weeks.
>>49731458
Trick question, it's both.
>>49731475
Thanks.

>>49731006
Maple Syrup derivative hedges

>>49730441
>owned
or owed? or pwned?

>>49731500
basado

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

>Futures

>>49731584
wait a minute THIS ISN'T /smg/ FUCK YOU LINKING ANON I TRUSTED YOU

>>49731498
What happens when retards become extremely over leveraged and rely on good economy conditions to pay for their debt obligations? Now imagine there are a ton of retards like that whos inventory is going to flood the market in the forms of foreclosure auctions.

>>49730441
The salty comments are hilarious. I don’t know who’s dumber anymore, communists or alt-righters. Funny how everyones a victim and “too smart” to be rich.

>>49731635
This is genuinely the true alt-right, here, in these threads.

>>49731626
I mean I get that much but why would they lose their properties just because the economy hits the toilet
>>49731635
anon, we are the "alt-right"

>>49731445
qrd? What is this decision?

>>49731663
>>49731696
kek

>>49731696
Because they're leveraged, most likely using adjustable rate loans or HELOCs and once one dominoe falls the bank takes their assets and sells the houses for a quarter of their listing value in a foreclosure auction.

>>49730811
>those digits
Kek confirms your suspicions anon >>49730821
Mayo man isn’t Jewish so he doesn’t get to use talamudic magic.
>>49731545
Greeks and gulf Arabs are 11/10 in masculinity.
>>49731566
Checked. His yills have been shorted so hard that his yils got delisted
>>49731696
Because they can’t pay the mortgage and can’t sell to pay off the mortgage cause housing prices crashed so the banks repo the property.

>>49731696
Go back to /pol/ faggot.
/biz/ is a libertarian board.

>>49731635
>tfw just dumb enough to be filthy fucking rich

>>49731767
>>49731812
you're telling me those manlets build multi-million dollar rental portfolios on adjustable rate loans?

>>49731812
He is Jewish, I did the research.
>>49731842
Yes.
>>49731836
No.

>>49731842
Yes. The only reason those slumlords are able to exist is due to the extremely low interest rates we’ve had for the past 20+years. They are gonna get rekt so hard when the interest rates hit 5%.

>>49731836
If you don’t love white people, you don’t deserve to WAGMI

>>49731836

>>49731877
Next generations Dave Ramsey will be born from the ashes

>>49731836
nigga wut

>>49731836
lmao you don't seem to understand. I am legitimately a registered libertarian. The thing is, the left thinks anyone right of them is an alt-right nazi fascist extremist, and they DEFINITELY think that about anyone using 4chan. Whether we are or are not those things is irrelevant. "alt-right" is just another wastebasket worthless term that the left slaps on to anyone they disagree with, just like racist, fascist, nazi, or any of the other terms they throw around excessively, in an effort to turn their NPC army against you.

>>49731836
no

>>49731836
lmao

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49730170
Flying into free!

>>49731836
/biz/ has always been a board for gay pre-op transexual neo-nazis

https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/ve1ddq/if_amc_wants_to_invest_100m_in_other_companies_we/
>SILVERBACK SHOULD INVEST IN $GME
>no I won't buy GME
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/ve1qc1/the_way_i_see_it/
kek capitulaties

>>49732082

>>49732133
Checked
/gme/ stands with Isreal

I stayed up for two days straight taking drugs last weekend and near the end of the bender I was having 'micro-sleeps' where I'd change topic mid conversation and my subconscious would just fall out of my mouth with no filter. Kind of like when you start sleeptalking before you're fully asleep.

Anyway I thought I remembered everything I said but I was talking about it with my friend last night, saying I'm glad I didn't say anything bad while I was in that state and he was like "Ummmm, I dunno bro. Apparently you dream about Jews a lot".

When you're rich will you reveal your power level?

>>49730327
You cannot and WILL NOT do shit.
Cope cuck

>>49732163
>with
*on
FTFY

It's actually hilarious to me that we are the ONLY ones who are feeling comfy right now.

>>49730441
Those comments gave me cancer holy fuck.

>>49732305
cuz it's been 84 years of eternal crab and finally something is happening

>>49730575
I know you said tomgirl, but I want to bring up that real tomboys are nothing like the anime memes and instead are either butch lesbians or have terrible, unkept looks with shit personalities.

>>49732163
Nah /gme/ stands with the Palestinian people. Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state that should be sanctioned out of existence.

>>49732421
Whatever you want to think anon

Meanwhile I found my tomboy gf and we spent two years playin vidya, going camping, hiking, doing lots of acid, talking geopolitics and philosophy before I wed her.

Sure when I knocked her up ans then knocked her up again her abs got destroyed so she doesnt have a super tight tummy anymore but shes still my perfect tomboy at heart.

>>49732018
Yes I know those retards call anyone right of Stalin ‘alt-right’. However, I despise rightoids as well. Those motherfuckers are authoritarians who try to LARP as us cuz they like weed.

>>49731055
>checked
shill

>>49732571
Cool larp bro. I know 100% the type of chick you are talking about (and you as well for dating someone like that). Just be happy God is even allowing a degenerate like yourself to make it.

>>49731566
checked and no-yil-pilled

>>49732571
for me, it's tall, well-muscled women with 25-35%bf where most of the muscle and fat are in and around the hips

>>49731635
>I don’t know who’s dumber anymore, communists or alt-righters.
based

>>49732728
>

>>49732610
I've got stuff I disagree with the right about as well, but at least they're actual human beings. The left is significantly worse, and convincing me more and more every day that leftism is a mental disorder. Anyone who cannot tell me what a woman is is definitely not worth conversing with. Not sure why you seem to be so bent up about the right it's kinda weird

picrel this thread

>>49732820
He probably had a white chad natsoc steal his oneitis

>>49732903
We should start bankrolling Patriot Front after this. I don't care if it's 90% fed. No matter what the outcome would be hilarious. Imagine fleets of Patriot Front humvees

>>49730351
Agreed. But will add I am pissed off as well. Taking for granted such loyalty is a kick in the teeth. Is cohen trying to sabotage?

>>49730486
pic adam aron

kek baggies

>>49732984
Personally I plan to give money to Palestinian freedom groups

>>49732984
kek

Evening frens
I just worked a 12 hour, what did I miss?
My plums tell me something big happened today

>>49732820
Cause the right where I live are fucking retarded and support all the legislation that eroded our privacy and allows glowies even greater access to fuck with peoples shit. Only party that voted against it were the leftie environmentalist party in the senate.

>>49733077
Man the isn’traelis are gonna seethe at you. Based as fuck though we gotta help our bros in Palestine

Wen moon sers?

>>49733271
Soon

hope everybody is comfy tonight. just wanted to remind everyone that hand strength is paramount. do not neglect it. i drew this picture for everyone. and here's a good song by enya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MWZenptplY

>>49733175
Just the electric energy of an imminent but yet to be defined happening

>>49733435
Nice on anon. Expert line work and use of shading. That one's going on the fridge for sure!

bros.. whats going on itt?

>>49733695
We just chillin, wbu?

>Every Time I Think Of You
>I Feel Shot Right Through With A Bolt Of Blue
>It's No Problem Of Mine But It's A Problem I Find
>Living A Life That I Can't Leave Behind
>There's No Sense In Telling Me
>The Wisdom Of A Fool Won't Set You Free
>But That's The Way That It Goes
>And It's What Nobody Knows
>While Every Day My Confusion Grows
>Every Time I See You Falling
>I Get Down On My Knees And Pray
>I'm Waiting For That Final Moment
>You'll Say The Words That I Can't Say
>I Feel Fine And I Feel Good
>I'm Feeling Like I Never Should
>Whenever I Get This Way I Just Don't Know What To Say
>Why Can't We Be Ourselves Like We Were Yesterday

>>49733077
>>49733262
Fucking based. I'll be saving a portion of my money and returns from other investments to help rebuild Palestine, the Levant and to reforest the deserts and replenish aquafers in the region. I also want to do very large, impactful and meaningful earthen structures/projects and man made hills and swales all over the deserts in America to collect rainfall, recharge the soil and create luscious forests. I'll also fund world wide communal programs to teach people how to create their own effective composts and fertilizers based on their climate to stop globalists from ever being able to take away our food and water again.

>>49733175
Kind of crabby although btc crashed.

>>49733695
nothing go back to sleep

>>49733271
It's never gonna happen, we all fell into a baggie cult no different from chainlink or every other crypto pump and dump ponzi scheme. Now I have to hold along with all you retards and cope about any little stupid detail that pertains to this fucking stock.

>>49733850

>>49733695
not a fucking thing, but tomorrow WILL be fun

>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ve11yh/psa_announcement/
No. Post moass I will become a fucking supervillain.

>>49733175
Also premarket tomorrow morning you will shit yourself pasta got quads

>>49733891
Go to any chainlink, celsius or luna general. It's like picking up a mirror and having a deep look at yourself. We're all deluded coping baggies.

>>49733911
Checked 911 dubs and I'd state my opinion but it's based enough to be a bannable offense.

Kek crypto baggies

You all ready for a good day?

>>49733976
I’m ready to hear about crypto baggie Suicide

Honestly bros, if picrel is morally acceptable, then I don't see why genetically modified catgirls can't be a thing. Once MOASS hits, I'm going to give it a go and rush the funding and bankroll it with my few shares. Once the first catgirls are created they can't really ethically uncreate them, and by the time the government finds out it will be too late for them to stop it.

>>49733911
I plan on scamming the homeless for their cigarettes and buying every liquor store within a 50 mile radius to jack the prices up 300%. Poor people will be taxed even more, and in fact I will strive to increase poverty any way I can

>>49733911

Holy Fuck

>>picrel

>>49734204
Explain, fren. I'm tired and had a legit shitty day.

>>49733825
ok night frens

>>49734204
Tiktog
Didney
Xbock
EcksArePee

>>49734254
May we MOASS tomorrow, fren.

>>49734244

IMX rebranding, those are their partners.

IMX has an open order book. Anything on IMX will be on the GME marketplace.

>>49733435
Based

>>49734294
Why are half of them shitcoin/kike brands? Why should I care what groomers want to push on sois?

>>49734082
Bro I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you but I've been reading about your deluded catgirl fantasies for too long and I feel guilty letting it go one.

I'm a world-leading bio-geneticist and I've been working in secret on micro-genal splicing for the purpose of promoting macro-expression of xenopomorphic traits in various animals, including humans.

The long and short of it is, it's just not possible. The only way it could conceivably be done is through altering the DNA of both an egg and a sperm in such a way that the human genetic material has cat genes inserted into it so perfectly that when the egg is fertilized, the chromosomal pairs line up to produce viable offspring.

What this means is, on the slim chance you can get this over the line, you will have to wait at least 18 years (or 16 in parts of Europe) before you can legally and ethically bed your new catgirl. This is obviously after calculating the formula for catgirl years through analysis of the ratio of cat years:human years, and applying the formula to your catgirl.

I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying in all my decades of government research this is as far as we've managed to get.

Godspeed anon, good luck.

>>49734294
Thanks for explaining. Going to bed as well.

>>49734204
This is outdated, please check the real DD in pic rel. i don’t know what the fuck you’re posting nice circles I guess

>>49730532
Yes! Very weird I agree. Like RC is paying shills to keep us chill about no divvy. But fuck that. I am not chill. I am tired of waiting.

>>49734294
I see very tit jacking tbank you wrinkle brain silverback I appreciate the knowledge drop no cap frfr wes all gunna be makin it missa

>>49734365
checked

>>49734400

No offense, but you talk like an AMC investor.

>>49732133
that image gets me every fucking time, regardless of context

>>49734346
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>49734365
Saved and uploaded on Tor for safekeeping

>>49733911
Nah, post MOASS I'm doing goody 2 shoe shit. But I'm also mostly just gonna chill, do hobbies and I'll either get more religious with Catholicism or I'll become a sugar daddy, do some slutting around, try to groom a young impressionable Catholic sugar baby into becoming my wife and then I'll become more religious. I hate knowing I have to sin to enjoy myself. Lord have mercy on me and please take pity on me dumbass. Amen.

>>49734461
No offense but last night I James Bond Burgered your sister

>>49734346
>have to wait for decades for catgirls to grow naturally and prosper before we have catgirl waifus
A society grows great when horny men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

>>49734522
checked brother in sin; nigger in christ

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>49734848
Zneed

>>49732820
That's just the Anarchist and Idpol left, look into Zizek and company, most of them don't tolerate a lot of the trans shit

RYAN COHEN WILL TWEET HAPPY BIRTHDAY GMERICA ON JULY 4TH 1PM

THATS WHEN IT BEGINS

>>49731040
If RC keeps me waiting just one more week I wont spend a cent at gamestop after moass. Mr Billionare all comfy while I watch society crumble all around me can fuck off.

>>49735374
To be honest I feel the same way. I used to buy new games I didn't feel like playing right then but I thought I would in the future to support the company, but now he's not seeing a dime from me until I'm in the green again. It also doesn't help there's literally no games I'm interested in on the horizon. I would have bought Three Hopes next week even though I don't really like musou games but I love Three Houses

FUCK YOU BITCOIN WHY ARE YOU STILL GOING UP DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49734987
I'm literally going to be in a hot dog eating contest in Belton, TX at that time lmao

>>49734848
>48 48
Neat.

kek baggies

I'm so fucking bored waiting for moass I just have to buy more shares to appease myself.

I like the stonk

>>49734979
I'm sure you're right, but I just don't care. The typical western leftist only cares about identity politics and is an insufferable whackjob, living in their own reality. Surely there are other types of leftists that could be more appealing, but their numbers here are so small that they have no impact and I would never interact with them, so there is no point in me thinking about it.

>>49734987
Impossible, that's three more weeks.

three weeks
two weeks
this date
that date
doesn't matter

keep locking up the float WAGMI

>>49735850
That's fair, like I'm anti-idpol left wing and part of the stuff I want to do politically comes with what I'll do with my cash post-moass, the main reason why the idpol left is so popular is that it's subsidized by groups like the Democrats and is given attention and thus popularity by far righters that feed into the validation complex.

I wrote the end title card to Big Short 2

>>49736061
I DRS a few shares in October of 2021, I only managed to log into my account yesterday cause some boomer thought it was a good idea to still mail verification pins around in 2022. I'm not putting any more shares into a system that inefficient. If it took them over half a year to get a fucking mail mailed to me on time I'm not trusting them with anything.

Everyone was laughing at me calling me poorfag cause I wouldn't pay conepoochair's scam fees in April saying I will get left behind after the splivvy. Guess what you're still here stuck with me.

>>49736162
>disappeared
It's not disappearing. It's all going into my pockets.

>>49733772
https://youtu.be/SW6L_lTrIFg?t=383

why don't they DRS their bitcoin bros

>>49736157
Also most people don't know this bit but businesses push wokist propaganda because they are literally scored and rated on how well they do so.

>>49736504
Yup. And guess which company scored them for woke points.
Blackrock.

Kek baggots
Futures green

It's never crashing. Just like you're never getting a split or dividend

>>49736499
People is unironically running to DRS their bitcoins aka take them out of cuckbase and other dexes because they didnt understand the point of bitcoin in the first place

>>49736540
What's your first and last name, address and social security number?

>>49732163
Then I do not stand with /gme/

>>49736504
Yeah essentially, people on the left (especially the hyper woke types) tend to not be affected by this directly since most are literal NEETs or just working the lowest of low jobs being afraid of money.

A bunch of my leftist friends basically treated me like a heretic for buying GME and SQQQ, which is like???? If you think the markets gonna crash every year put your money where your mouth is and buy some SQQQ

>>49736583
>treated me like a heretic for buying GME
I would ask what their logic was behind this, but I'm sure they didn't have any.

>>49732163
isreal wont make it to the end of the decade

>>49736622
"You can't invest in the markets! That's Capitalism! You need to be completely outside the system even though that keeps all of us in a dumbass poverty cycle even though half of us came from rich as fuck families!"

>>49736561
> Bag T. Holder
741 Bankruptcy Lane
Rope, Texas 80085

Social : f@G-g0+-4311

>>49736645
And they texted that from their iPhone, drinking Starbucks. It's impossible to escape in this society.

>>49734701
I can only imagine how headfucked a lad could get when he finds out his mother was a genetically altered catgirl. Remember lads that women are what God has entrusted us with to care for in our progress toward the future.

>>49736679
Yep, it's a joke, they want to larp off in the corner like the ANTIFA folks or they just become nihilists.

Worst case scenario they end up like picrel on some compound talking about how Jim Jones was the true socialist revolutionary with pol pot

>>49736777
checked

Once it happens I'm going to put up a YouTube MW2 channel and preach the fundamental gospel in HC search and destroy.

>>49736777
Remember the CHAZ? Anarkiddies are beyond useless kek. Their attempts at gardening were the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

>>49736976
I had anarchists unironically telling me that it was the greatest revolution in the US. I was ready if there was one in my homestate of Virginia to form a fucking freikorps to smash it.

>>49736429
no one cares

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49736777
Jim Jones was a scholar and a hero.
Who else in American history was able to dispose of 900+ communists with such ease?

>>49736674
It's funny cause you're probably literally T. Bag from Prison Break but more of a paedofile.

Total crypto market cap under $900 billion.

Neat

>>49737647
holy fuuuuuuuuck

>>49737647
>>49737687

Wow Holy shit baggies. It dropped 1.4% holy fuck bros. Holy fuck!!!!!!! Say less how desperate you are.

Futures green.
It's
Never
Crashing

Sure would be nice to see some crazy price action to tide us over this long weekend. Not a full-fledged MO'ASS, just a jump up of a few hundred dollars at 7:59 Eastern time so that the hedgies get three loooooonnnnnngggggg days to panic and buy rope, bullets, and exit bags.
WAGMI

I want the MOASS to happen so that I can finally live the rest of my life without ever having to talk to anyone ever again. WAGMI.

>>49737753
>He doesn’t know
Kek

>>49737950
of course he doesn't
he's not paid to know

>>49732082
Makes sense with so many people calling women posted here as men. Half the time I think it's mostly bots to convince people to go gay by associating attractive women to the phrase that they're men, prompting thoughts of guys when masturbating.

I still post it sometimes

V222J

its tomorrow

good morning sers

>>49737966
Could be that, probably just uninteresting people and/or underage b&'s parroting something they thought was funny once. It's also pretty hilarious to post pictures of passing traps and inform people they just asked for a dudes name after the fact. Being gay doesn't need much more marketing than it already has, just the easiest manner in which non reproductively viable people can find happiness with someone else like them which is why it's always been around. Not like anyone wants kids rn any fucking way with how retarded shit is and how expensive it is unless they're just incredibly irresponsible or wildly Based.

Also I just set a limit buy order for when premarket opens. G'night frens.

>>49738032
IM ABOUT TO COOOOOOOOOOM

>>49738111
checkd

its starting

kek crypto baggies

>>49738198
btc under 20k. i am speaking it into existence

>>49738230
Soon.

Chairman douchebag tweeted covid shit. I dgaf where is the divvy?

Does anyone else feel like the recent RC tweets could very well be just Elon Musk tweets?

>>49738358
>>49738363
Guys knock it off you're gonna make the Ryan Cohen shills work over time to reprogram the narrative. Ryan not releasing the dividend is bullish because I said so okay?

>>49738363
Yep. I know exactly what you mean.

>>49738408
Did this sound better in your head? I bet it did

>>49738363
Yeah. Kinda bearish desu

>>49738428
Everything sounds better in my head

>>49738482
Maybe it should stay there.

>>49738363
didnt three arrows crypto hedge fund just explode, maybe theyre trying to accuse covid to sweep it under the rug and ryans trying to call it out prematurely ?

has anyone ever mentioned in one of these threads that this whole thing is entirely retarded?

Why do they still try?

>>49738913
That the U.S. would rather rugpull the world economy because they couldn't take the L?
Yeah, it's retarded. FUCKING RETARDED.

>>49738363
>>49738358
Ryan is absolutely destroying the leftist apes. First the do not divide tweet had them screeching about the right trying to take away basic human rights, now he's going after the false covid narrative. He's redpilling them and they have no choice but to swallow or sell

>>49739180
I will concede that this has tempered only slightly my discontent.

>>49738358
most of the reddit comments seem surprisingly red pilled on covid

>>49739180
im not even from US or Europe, left right i don't give a fuck. HOHEN DO SOMETHING YOU BASTERD SIR PLEASE thanks

Um lmfao

Okay bros real shit,
I’m sitting on 30k CAD
It’s all the money I have but my monthly expenses are low, and work is sometimes unsteady.
How can I swing this stack to make some money in a bear market?
I would put it into GME but I’ve maxed that out with my current risk tolerance until I get some more dollars (XXX shares)

>>49739180
He is making me reconsider my previous held belief that there are no good jews

>>49739336
This is some pretty based boomer humor. I am feeling bullish again bros.

hi my name is ryan cohen and i make sure all my board people get paid and not you and i shitpost on twitter and don't split the stock because fuck you lol pee pee 69 poopie covid

ice cream frog emoji south park - my dad said buckle up so you can trust me

>>49739336
AAAAAAAAAND the "RELATED TWEETS" section is all AMC lol

>>49739462
i can feel becoming dumber by reading that shit, it has sense of stupidity. Often jokes are fun here, but your product is just pure garbage.

Line go up today?

>>49739561
im more interested by spy and bitcoin stuff, gme is always crabbing

>>49739559
i am feeling becoming dumber ser do not redeem

>>49739561
Fucking better be volatile. I am financially bored

>>49739336
I feel like these covid tweets are too divisive and also have nothing to do with gamestop. I feel like it's hurting more than helping and now I'm afraid Cohen is glowing.

>>49739373
buy uvxy leaps once they bottom out again (once s&p500 stabilizes again). we are sure to have a lot of volatility in the coming months as the feck announced continued rate hikes.

>>49739689
You don't even know what a glowie is, do you?

kek crypto baggies

2 red already, rest will follow

>>49739336
Look at fucking half dane dubunking conversation about covid, lol

>>49739736
he truly is a champion of the people

>>49739336
His a anti vaxer, redditors will dump now it's over

>>49739708
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times - first person to use any form of the term glowies is the one that actually glows. No less than half the posts on this board glow, whether it's green or red or black or circumcised or greed colored is irrelevant. Ryan is based, covid was real, never waste a good crisis, and the government has gone as far as releasing real ufo information and a myriad of other bullshit to keep people from rioting violently at the sheer greed and corruption of modern fiscal policy everywhere. Canada, China, US, Australia, England, and a laundry list of other places all used covid as an excuse to control and manipulate the populace to keep them from caring about how they all get fucked every day far hard enough to start chimpenings. Ford was right, the average person waking up to the ills and evils of finance is the single biggest thing everyone everywhere doesn't want to happen under any circumstances because it's all based on greater fool theory whether you're talking bonds or stocks or crypto or real estate or pm's or any fucking thing ever for all time.

>>49739791
He’s getting the faggots and trannies and maxxvaxxers to sell so they NGMI which is based as fuck

>>49739336
kek what a madlad

New RC reply

>>49739947
Based.
>>49739902
Agreed and also extremely based.

>>49739947
That’s bearish for his life

>>49739947
Coll but when are we actually going to be rich?

RYAN YOU BENCHOD BITCH BASTERD LET ME REDEEM

Lmao RC pontificating on inflation pains while his shareholders get fucked on the regular by shorts.

>>49740049
>get fucked on the regular
But no one has sold, so no one has "got fucked", well only those whom are short gamestop like Melvin, they seem to be all out of "fuck" if you believe "fuck theory"

I wonder how many people have killed themselves out of hopelessness from all this. I wonder if Ryan cares. Surely he does, right? He has to. He seems like a decent guy, with values and morals. Why won't he initiate the divvy?..

>>49740191
If their shares aren't sold why would I care? Doesn't affect me at all desu

>>49740191
>one shot to kill the king
And because you and other people over leveraged themselves you want Cohen to Rush things?

>>49740191
Why don’t you start so we can get the ball rolling?

wow heavy shill presence in the premarket hours?
>that arrow to the head must have triggered some noggins upstairs
are you watching Kenny? Is today the day? 17 and all that?

>128.00
yay soona moona

>>49740252
>>49740191
This, but DRS 100% first

>>49740252
god id love to see anon with a rope around his neck.

im not sexuaslly attracted tos eeing people being asphyxiated or anything,.

>>49739892
>covid was real
I caught it. It definitely felt different to the flu or a cold. Paracetamol every few hours and I was fine but I could see how predisposed and already ill people could die from it. Doctors in the US were incentivized to report Covid cases and deaths as caused solely by Covid with complications.

I'm still not getting (((it))).

some kino hyperblu7 commentary to counter the retarded shillery

WAGMI

>>49740350
>already ill people could die from it
>he doesn't know about MIDAZOLAM
>He doesn't know Kary Mullis & PCR tests are fake and gay
>He doesn't know venilators kileld more people than covid
>He doesn't know the death rate actually FELL during the lockdown

What DO you know about covid fren?

OOO

>>49739288
Vietnamanon?

>>49740420
let's just not bring the qult shit today please, you have a board for that

Guys I had a dream that we shot up to 200 an hour or so after opening, then it jumped up to 500, 750, down to 600, then straight to 2k
then i woke up
is it happening today?

>>49740476
>Cohen tweets about covid
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't talk about it because that would be off topic#
KYS faggot

>>49740243
Fren... it's been a year and a half
>>49740221
How vile
>>49740252
?
>>49740296
You are from reddit. That's okay, but please don't wish ill will on frens

>>49740487
Dubs says yes, fren... dubs says yes

>>49740520
Oh so you think this should all happen within that time? Because? You over leveraged yourself?

>go back
are you here for the attention or for the truth? reddit likes more of one over the other unfortunately

>>49740362
kinda based for a schizo

>>49740520
>How vile
I feel the same way as him. I will extend as much sympathy and courtesy as I expect to be given. Which is none. If you’re too weak to make it, that’s not my problem.

>>49740547
Do you think this shouldn't have happened yet?

>>49740508
This is the GME general, talk GME. Courteous as usual. That's why nobody likes you, let alone tolerate your kind. You're ignorant, borderline retarded and insufferable. Go buy AMC.

>>49740599
What I think is irrelevant, as is what you think It's probably had several times we don't know it should / may have happened None of these things have been a result of Cohens actions though. He hasn't done anything because he wants the moass BEFORE relaunching the company

>>49740586
What if I told you that I care about you, and that there are other people out there that care about you as well?

>>49740614
Go back

>>49740614
5th panel I kill r*dditors

>>49740362
>Fuck you pay me
How can one redditor be so based

Its quad nuttin day, plus more options avaliable than there are shares, so im sure shf are on guard to make sure $128-131 crab will proceed smoothly. Fuck me, so boring. Is there any hope for some kind of habbening? Guys. Im so financially bored rn.

Had to solve captcha, see what i mean?

>waaaa splivvy RIGHT NOW I want to get rich benchode
>Waah me me me me
I don't think I want to make it with you rat bastards anymore. If I see your whiny ass irl I would strike you for your insolence. Sell and gtfo if you're tired of waiting.

>>49740362
Nooooo, trust in dlauer's plan. he is negotiating with the SEC. Two more weeks!

>>49739947
>Violent
>Frightening
>Deadly
>DFV
Is it finally time lads?

>>49740722
I think some of them are shills.

>>49740698
>redditor
>based
Kill yourself

>>49740722
Please fren! Don't be confused! If you were to threaten me in real life, I would kill you! I love everyone, but not enough to get physically hurt by anyone! I would shoot you and keep shooting while you're on the ground! Let's just leave it at WAGMI

>>49736504
I applied to BlackRock (sue me, I need experience and money) and in the application proces they asked for my race and sexuality. Not the only company to do that

>>49740753
This selfish whining about making MILLIONS sitting on your ass while actively fucking over innocent just makes my blood boil man. Where's the grace, where's the humility of even being anywhere near this play? God fucking damn.

>>49740766
Can I kill myself too?

>>49740631
I would call you a liar who typed words on a screen knowing they will never have to act on them, and know they are inconsequential.

>>49740711
Checked and we will crab probably.

>>49740776
>>49740776
>>49740776
Threaded.

>>49740766
Every GME holder is an ubermensch. I don't care if they're blackest nigger or cringiest redditor, whatever.

>>49740420
I know about all that except the PCR test being fake and gay, never really read into it but it only came up positive when I was sick. Does it just test positive for cold and flus as well?

>>49740520
I've just grown tired, and if you kill yourself over cash, you're an idiotic materialist

>>49740520
falsed and schitzopilled