/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49727389
>no thanks, i don't support israel.

>>49727389
NO BITCH GIVE ME MY CHANGE

would you like to be rounded up for nazism?

>>49727389
>Yes please round it to $496.00

>>49727389
Only if Charity does anal.

>>49727389
>Your total is $1009.89
>Would you like to round up to the nearest hundred?
>No sorry we don’t have tens

>>49727389
bitch I am the charity

>>49727507

>coins being phased out everywhere
>air pump at gas station is still coin only
>have to travel 5 miles on a flat to get some quarters

>>49727389
What the fuck? All I bought was some Gatorade

>>49727610
Put one of those little air compressors on your shopping list for next time.

>>49727610
>he has to pay for air
lmao

>>49727671
It's the gas fees bro.

>>49727389
>so your megacorp can write it off on their taxes
is there something wrong with me if I say this to an 18 year old cashier?

>>49727389
if food gets that expensive i will literally just go into the grocery store, fill up a cart and leave. they don't have security and employees aren't allowed to touch you. even if grocery stores get national guard deployed i'll just kill them rather than starve i don;t give a fuck. you kill a blue helmet you get a free rifle, sidearm, ammo, and other shit. i honestly hope everything goes fallout mode it would be way more fun, but they probably won't.

>>49727751
Can't wait for someone to try this where I work.

>>49727389
the only grocery store that does this around here is fresh thyme, which is a mid size store, maybe 33-50% the size of a supermarket. i only go there when i need a few things, and do bigger trips at the grocery store.

anyways, i calculate the price on my phone as i'm going through the store, so that the price at checkout ends somewhere between .96-.99
of course they ask me if i want to round up, thinking it's a fore gone conclusion.
then i say no

>>49727427

based

>>49727751
>i honestly hope everything goes fallout mode it would be way more fun, but they probably won't.
90% of this board would be dead from radiation poisoning or blinded from the blast.

>>49727815
>"I would kill for my jewish master"

you won't do shit nigger

>Yes sir your total is 99 dollars
>oh no sir we don't accept hundreds

>>49727910
I once clothes lined a guy and knocked him out. The cops just said as long as he didn't try to sue me I was fine.

>>49727389
>would you like to make a small donation to the women's.....

>>49727995
>"I'm the best dog israel could dream about"

>>49727815
>i'll die before i let you get your hands on my master's cocoa pebbles chud!!

Donations such as these are a scam for the corporations that you donate them to for the explicit purpose of write-offs. Never donate to charities like these. If you must donate, do it directly and for organizations that aren't globalhomo shell corps.

>>49727610
Battery powered air pump best $35 I ever spent, especially in winter

>>49727995
No you didn't anon it's okay

>>49727751
Why not just make more money Anon? The blue helmet would crumple you. Do you wear grunt style and 9line as well?

>>49727743
Underrated

>>49728037
I see what you are saying but we all gotta eat.

>>49727995
Lmao no you didn’t. You would be fired on the spot and arrested for assault.

>>49728081
I'm a little kitten.

Everywhere you look someone is trying to siphon money out of you

Donating 100€ to UNHCR was the most immoral cowardly thing I have done in my life. I regret it on a monthly basis.

>>49728163
Guess I got lucky. But I'll still do it again. I don't care.

>>49728090
it would be extremely easy to survive as a raider if shit got fucked.

>>49728176
I'm running out of energy to fight it
it's literally every facet of life

>>49727471
/thread

>>49727389
I would gladly impregnate this lady.

>>49728194
I don't believe you but also why would you care unless it's your store
It actually makes me mad because without mindless enforcers like you, most of (((their))) plans couldn't get anywhere

>>49727751
On the navajo reservation they have armed security guards at all of the grocery stores. You gonna get your skull cracked with a baton like the cheap ass bitch you are.

>>49728267
I can't help you. Do what you will.

>>49727720
kek

Never give to charity like this. Here is how it works. The business gets to write that entire amount off on their taxes. Most of them also have their own proxy companies that they're donating too, which the owner's are of course compensated for, which handle their charity division.

No.

>>49728267
That's actually not true. I lied. I could help you if you were really willing. But you are not. And so I don't really care.

>>49728362
Doesn't make sense
i'm going to assume for my peace of mind that this is a literal bot instead of a metaphorical npc bot

>>49728483
I'm not a bot. And you are the npc here.

>this thread

>>49728449
woah an internet badass AND a zen sensei??

>>49727389
>>49727606
kek

>>49727389
WTF SARAH YOU GUYS WERE ONLY 125 bucks three months ago when I shopped here. I better be getting my dick wet from spending this much money

>>49728561
I'm a badass in every aspect of life, including but not limited to the internet.

>>49728449
>>49728524
>>49728643
beep boop. boop. beep.

>>49728260
It's the dimples

>>49728667
You live where you live. As I said I don't care.

>>49728706
>13 posts by this id
> I don't care
Basically I'm better than you. I hope this serves in some small way to right your course

>>49728706

>>49727743
lmao

>>49727389
This picture is weird for me to look at

I havent seen a young white woman working in a till for years now. Just hijabs and beards but no mustche.

Feels completely weird.

t. Birmingham, England

>>49727389
Boy, these big box retails sure are generous with MY money :)

>>49727389
>Not today thank you, goodbye!
Polite, ambiguous, kind to the wagie, and I keep my money.

>>49727471
kek

>>49727744
What you say is true, but the cashiers don't think about it - just be nice.

>>49727471
holy BASED

>>49728671
That’s certainly possible

>>49727389
tell the CEO of that "charity" to die a slow and painful death for me.

>>49727389
No, I'm a selfish monster

>>49727389
>Your total today comes to $496.01, I can use the penny from the tips cup to make that $496 for you.

>>49728325
We don’t all live amongst the savages, Chief.

>>49727720
Air doesn't grow on trees you know

>>49727427
based
>>49727389
picrel

>>49727720
>>49727610
For some reason my state made a law where gas stations have to provide air compressors for free if you ask them to. You can still pay but if you ask them they have to turn it on for free. What a dumb law but whatever.

>>49727744
>>49729611
They can't actually do that:
https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-000329849244

>>49727995
let's see you clothes line .40 hollowpoint

>>49727751
Only works if you are a nigger, otherwise your face will be all over tiktok and glowies hunting you down

>>49727751
mega based

>>49727505
lol underrated

>>49727751
I have done this multiple times, super easy now that everyone expects you to wear a mask everywhere. Sunglasses and mask. Not a nigger either, just doin what I gotta do to survive.

>I'm a charity case so I'd like to round down.

>>49728325
>On the navajo reservation they have armed security guards at all of the grocery stores
Lel when?
The only security shit I ever see on the rez was some fat fuck at a gas station being a typical "WEAR YOUR MUZZLE" faggot

>>49727389
would u like to be rounded up for the oven you filthy nosekike jewess WHORE? give me back all of my change , id rather give it to a nigger so he can buy crack. look at this kike whore JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HER. that fucking smirk makes my blood boil. WHAT THE FUCK U LOOKING AT U WHORE

>>49732788
The redskin ate too much peyote tonight, having dreams of living like he is civilized.