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Buy signal

>>49724745
traded it in for this tommy bahama looking shit I guess

>>49724846
Why is Ari such a cuck with his mask on

>>49724896
Doesn't want to smell the goyim.

>>49724745
He's too fat to fit in it now

>>49724896
To hide the smug ass smile he always has

>>49724745
SOMEBODY GET ME AN ID ON THAT SHIRT

>>49724940
>>49724975
I'm thinking now that he doesn't want to smell Sergey. I mean look at Sergey, he bought a new shirt so he wouldn't have to take a shower.

>>49724846
>Ari with a mask on
That's it I just sold everything

>>49724745
>Cornell
Fuck off Bonerchamp.

>>49725041
Nigger

It never was just one flannel, dumbasses.

>>49725170
He got his second flannel in early 2019 I think. Weird how so few noticed it.

>>49725170
True but this is the most the design has depegged

>>49724846
Jesus, did he get bigger? Is this the power of meme magic?

>>49724846
those are the stupidest fucking chairs i've ever seen. no one can look good sitting on one of those chairs.

>>49724745
It's only evolving, this is the third iteration. A new timeline starts

>>49724745
6XL shirts have limited patterns

>>49724745
>announces Chainlink economics 2.0
>changes flannel a few days later
We're about to see some shit

Wait... who's that lurking behind the partition? I think it's... oh no

>>49724745
ITS FUCKING OVER AAAAAAAAAAA

>>49724846
>mask

What a faggot. Just like Sirgay

>>49725295
>Jesus, did he get bigger?
100%

>>49725295
He now feeds off the pain of LINK baggies. Literal gigajoules of energy are flowing into him every second.

Transparent if anyones feeling creative

>>49726176
Somebody Photoshop him sitting at a mcdees

>>49726176
did he get fatter?

>people wear masks in June 2022
Why? I literally have covid now for the second time apparently and don't even feel anything (finace got it and had flu so took a test to get time off work and I took it too since there was spares in the pack)

Leave Sergey alone
He obviously put on some weight because he's working endlessly and grabbing quick food (snacks and takeaway), as soon as staking is released I'd like to bulk cook him some homemade meals to get his health back on track

>>49726374
No

>>49724846

Obese people stink

>>49726641

Sergey obviously stink so much

His linkies stay very stinky

>>49724846
>ari with a mask

unironically just sold everything

>Hey, Ari?
>Yes Sergey
>... I love you Ari
>I love you too baby
<3

>>49726779
>that filename

>>49726779
Fucking kek

>>49725259
>the design has depegged

>>49724745
>>49724846
Wtf is happening bros?
This either means we're hitting singularity soon or Sergey is rug pulling

>>49727306
Kek

>>49725259
this. the shirts are supposed to get more and more dense in structure a la >>49725170
but this shirt is significantly sparser in design, what does this mean??

>>49727943
Ahhh, it's a new era. Chainlink economics 2.0
Same thing but completely different

>>49727943
It’s not that the network is getting less complicated, it’s that we’re moving closer to it.

>>49727943
it is denser - color goes towards white

>>49728019
>>49728032
It's a new cycle.
He'll switch shirts every new version but always maintain the underlining design (chainlink) 1.0, 2.0, 3.0
I expect this shirt to become more dense with Chainlink 2.0

>>49726528
oh nonono sergey dont die of diabetes

It's official. Sergey's recent weight gain correlates to the internal growth and developments within the Chainlink ecosystem. The question is what will happen once we reach critical mass

One flannel for each new era, this is sergeys staking shirt

>>49727306
>let me tell you about how excited I am for the future of decentralized oracles, they will minimize paper trust and....

>>49724846
>mask
i think less of him now

>>49728460
It's better to blend in and be hidden in plain sight

>>49725497
looks like a total loser
he isn't though because he took the money of so many incels

>>49724846
>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>49725259

>>49725259

>>49724896
he is a complete fucking brainlet

>>49729076
segey stinks

>>49724846
Morbidly obese piece of shit and ccn mask/vax npc, these 2 scammers stole over $1 billion USD from you and made you miss the bullrun. And they still have over 50% of the supply unlocked KEK

>>49726779
>Manfatten

>>49724846
>Ari wearing a cuck muzzle
Ok, this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a sick feeling in my stomach. Unironically pretty scared that this guy is the genius leading key technical decisions on how this fucking project is gonna work.

>>49724846
>if i pull that off will you die?
>it would be extremely painful
>you're a big guy
>for you

>>49728336

>>49725497
I am straight but I would unironically have sex with him and cuddle his big belly on bed as we're spooning

https://www.luckybrand.com/stretch-grom-plaid-workwear-long-sleeve-shirt/7M44006.html?dwvar_7M44006_color=460

>>49727306
That's a cute picture

>>49725497
>>49726176
>>49726779
>>49726779

>>49724975

>>49729076

>>49727306
You just KNOW

>>49724846
He looks hungry, I'd be worried sitting next to him or even the front row of the audience.