/biz/ - Business & Finance

I went all-in on DVN, PDBC, and GDXJ, am I going to make it?

Invest in SPXS with me bruddas.

How did you do today?

So /smg/ how do you plan to survive the second global great depression?
I plan to horde fiat and human organs

>>49721703
What would be your fashion style once you make it?

what happens when a whole ass country (japan) defaults?

bail on thread OP is a negro

Hope you all bought a couple call contracts as a hedge, just in case there's a random retard pump

So circuit breakers tomorrow or tuesday?

>>49721757
Slurped the oil dipperino

https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4
Have a good day at the stonk market my wittle mumukin?

SIGA +9%

not even considering selling

howdy ya'll, new investor here, how am i doing so far?

p.s. love the minimal forum style

>>49721757

>>49721808
The jews did that

>>49721808
KWAB

Who's crazy enough to believe that Big Money is going to reverse the tape when OpEx hits and rally the market. I am.

>>49721808
great!

>>49721808
>welcome to the club good sir! If you want to blend in, start your post with a 'meme arrow' like this

>>49721808
>howdy ya'll, new investor here, how am i doing so far?
that's the quintessential biz chart formation. it's called the "dump'n handle"

>mfw "Juneteenth" is on Sunday yet they "celebrate" it on Monday
cant make this shit up

>>49721703


Hay Guys, when do you get to that part where you make money from investing?

check the gaps
they will be filled soon
just like bobo's 'gap'

You are actually going to close the market because some melanin enhanced individual OD’ed on fentanyl?

>>49721856
kek

>>49721863
>celebrate
So what are we celebrating again?

LADS JUST HOW FUCKED IS THE JAPAN SITUATION
IS THAT THE CANARY IN THE COAL MINE?

>>49721891
our lord and saivor, saint floyd

will cramer apologize to his viewers for costing them 3% today?

>>49721863
Can't believe that fake meme holiday became a federal holiday before fucking election day

>>49721863
I doubt even 50% of blacks even know it's a holiday.
It's essentially a white liberal yuppie and boomer holiday for them to signal their virtue.
>>49721883
Hey, asshole, George Floyd was murdered and died on the cross for your sins.

Kweb doing that thing where it pump/dumps alternating each day. Its closer to the top and the whole market is sour so more likely to drill down.

YALL READY FOR COONTEENTH

I'm somewhat of an investor myself.

>>49721891
as a white man from central eu, i sure dont celebrate anything on this day

Why'd you miss the oil dip today, /smg/?

>>49721911
Which one is George Floyd in that painting?

>>49721838
Big money knows not to fight the fed

Now that the imbeciles have left, can we have a serious discussion about HOOD, they are valued less than the cash they hold which makes them extremely undervalued. The counter argument is they are losing money each quarter but they are still the main exposure for normies when it comes to investing in stocks and crypto. The market rebound in the future and HOOD will recover. Also the low valuation makes HOOD a promising acquisition from the big banks or even FTX since the founder bought a stake in them.

Best post today

>>49719676
>>49719676
>>49719676

If there's no accounting for environmental damage the whole idea of capitalism is flawed

>>49721893
ruh roh raggy

why would the dump continue tomorrow? who gives a shit about japan?

oil stocks for example simply can't keep dumping when brent/wpi are 120 and they're all making bank. there is no demand destruction.

it's time for recovery, then maybe dump tuesday

I see people making pajeet jokes all the time but I'm starting to wonder something as I see more pajeets. Why do the complete chad and stacey smart ones look more white / european than the streetshitting phone scammer ones that look like monkeys?

>>49721953
good bait

>>49721956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49721953
Climate change is fake

>>49721953
Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright?

>>49721808
Welcome to the forum. Just buy and hold, sip the dip.

Big Daddy Rick
--
1985 IROC Camaro
USMC Retired
HELOC'd into 2 rental properties and counting

>>49721947
It's been acting as a crypto proxy for a little while honestly. It moves with the tech market and cryptos.

>>49721808
You're doing great baby, you're the wolf of the wal street and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>49721960
Japanese government about to defend the yen.

>>49721960
The US gives a shit about Japan because Japan is holding $1.2 trillion of treasury bonds, and if they decide to start getting rid of those then US bond yields are about to reach the stratosphere

>>49721960
>why would the dump continue tomorrow?
hm yes why indeed
no idea
cant think of any

Anyone else playing the yen? I hope they don't hike this month but bought some as a hedge.
I closed some shorts today in anticipation of a bounce because of options closing tomorrow, but that might have been a bad move... I feel like the BoJ is cornered and can't responsibly leave the rates as-is any longer.

MSTR

This zombie finally died

>>49721939
Nope nope, until inflation is back on the table I am short oil. This is unironically the top for commodities, it’s why JPow didn’t apologize for inflation being slightly higher.

>>49721703
Sanctions are working like a charm. Thanks Biden

>>49721947
>The counter argument is they are losing money each quarter but they are still the main exposure for normies when it comes to investing in stocks
TDA, Schwaub, Fidelity, Vanguard
>and crypto
Coinbase
HOOD unironically only ever made money from commissions on DOGE.
>>49721947
>Also the low valuation makes HOOD a promising acquisition from the big banks or even FTX since the founder bought a stake in them.
FTX is a whorehouse of scams and cons. I imagine they have more pressing matters to hide their money laundering and counterfeiting.
As for "big banks", they can just buy the shitpile for pennies on the dollar when it goes OTC. HOOD is structurally a shit business. Always has been.

>>49721875
The only thing that will be left gapping is your red sock once i am done with the asian session.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>49721947
Bro the SEC wants to end payment for oder flow, that is pretty much HOODS entire business

>>49721966
Its ok. They will continue the same boom bust cycle will continually shifting weatlh upwards and destroying the proletariat. Don't worry. Just vote the other guy next time. Don't you see. That's all ya had to do. That simple. Never mind you can't afford a house or health insurance. Next guy will solve it

i fucked up bad and bought during yesterday's pump

>>49721768
Fashion? I barely leave my apartment so probably jeans and a white t-shirt, but gym clothing most of the day.. so the same as now

>>49722005
China is already selling/maturing 40b of us bonds a month.

So whats with Oil?

>>49722049
pay for order flow ending would the best thing possible

>>49722022
what is this? an image for fucking cyclops?

>>49722023
>I am short oil.
I laughed. Good luck bro.

>>49722023
>This is unironically the top for commodities
You said that when oil was $120, then $110, then $100, then $90, then $100, then $110, then $115, then $100, then $110, then $115, then $120, then $125, then $120, then $115, and now at $117.

>>49721757

we're about to see two weeks of solid red

>>49722058
I don't vote, I'm ancap
>>49722067
Japan is too (see https://ticdata.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/tic/Documents/mfh.txt)) but they might speed things up

>>49722041
today calls for dusting off some eldar memes

>>49722005
why the hell would they get rid of them because of a 0.25% interest hike?

>>49722049
>SEC wants to fuck up bid/ask spreads for retail while letting Tether exist
For what reason?

>>49722059
Fucc i could eat a thicc pizza right about now

So we are all watching Japan in a few hours right?
We are all waiting for the nuclear giga nigga to rear its ugly head right?

I suspect most of the fear of recession is already priced in. Jpow already said theyre going to raise rates until December so that’s priced in. Wall Street money has already coped

Not saying this is the bottom, but it would take some pretty bad news to tank it firther

>>49721953
Agree. People are fucking retarded here though and will deny climate change all the way up to the point where they are fighting Chinese people in greenland for the last fresh water sourcr

>US central bank
>warns you about raising rates for 2 years
>does it slowly bit by bit every quarter

>European central bank
>SURPRISE lol we are raising rates today

if youre Swiss, fuck you

>>49722090
because they need to do QT after like a decade of QE?
QT and rate hikes are supposed to go together, even if the ECB wants you to believe otherwise

Dxy down. 10yr down. Market down. Get a load of this

>>49722059
You fucking retard.

>>49721964
Because the higher castes of Indian society were made of white people who were descended from those who conquered India some six thousand years ago ( and created the caste system to prevent miscegenation)

>>49721953
Pollution has nothing to do with capitalism as an ideology. It has more to do with greed and lack of care for the environment than free market economics.

>>49721757
If I don't look, the losses aren't real.

>live with parents while working from home
>super rich neighborhood. 700k+ houses
>on my daily walks now all of a sudden this month I'm seeing a ton if for sale signs that have been up over a week


Fuck it might actually be happening with the housing market soon. It's starting with really high end houses nobody wants to mortgage now at these rates

GAYSEX BROS. JUST A RANDOM 9% DAY. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK. SPREADING MY ASS FLAPS FOR MUCH WANTED PISS AND SHIT PLAY.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN PIC RELATED TO ME LIKE IM FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND RETARDED

>>49722116
ECB has the problem of raising rates would help Germany and France but cause a sovereign debt crisis in Italy and Portugal.

I made $47,000 this week on puts :)

E A S I E S T money I've ever made

I'm down 60% on my SOXL and 40% on my UPRO but I refuse to sell. I'm just starting to get really tired of throwing money at them when everything keeps shitting its pants. Anyone else in the same boat?

>>49722078
>bouncing around in a relatively narrow range after rocketing up for months
Uhhh anon

>>49722113
We just don’t care because there’s no alternative to burning hydrocarbons

>>49722113
There not real people. I also think it's too late for the climate so just enjoy the party. In fact I try to accelerate it.

>>49722100
nah im gonna play some smb3 instead

>>49722158
>>on my daily walks now all of a sudden this month I'm seeing a ton if for sale signs that have been up over a week
hehe yeah im in a fucked up 35k average income area with 600k houses and 2 months ago they would sell within an hour of listing and this month sale signs popping up all over and the house across the street has been for sale for 3 weeks now and they just dropped the price 10% haha
ITS
OGRE

>>49721703
imagine being judged by the vapid whore who put that much toxic makeup product in her eyes which doesn't have a barrier to the blood

>>49722160
HEY RETARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT 2 PLUS 2 IS?
CAN YOU EVEN FIND JAPAN ON A MAP?

there you go anon, hope that was helpful

>>49722160
seconding
wtf is fappening in japan?

>>49722177
ur mom made $47 this week suckin deez nuts

>>49722158
More expensive homes will go first. Obviously cheap suburbs and shit will be last to fall and fall less drastically too

>>49722071
Not for Robinhoods profit

>there are still tech """investors""" in this thread

>>49721992
>Resources exist to be consumed.

So the spic-nig cycle must continue...

>>49722159
Thank you for putting your blow hole to service anon! SIGA to the moon!

>>49721964
>be chad/stacy indian
>more opportunities
>people more easily offer you jobs and things
>people are generally more forgiving
>get smarter due to said opportunities
>children are born smarter
>repeat

its simple economics, chud

>>49722158
>Super rich neighborhood 700k
Bro, that's the price for a normal shit box in Seattle

>>49722116
ECB and SNB have nothing to do with each other.

>>49722077
Inflation is actually over though. Read the room, we’re inching into demand lowering now.

>>49721953

>>49722113
>Nooo you have to believe my doom cult
Kek no thanks

>>49722108
Right but everyone had "priced in" a 50 bps hike for this week until 48 hours before the meeting and then suddenly some Washington Post drivel came out that somehow upended Big Money's expectations. I also think we should be pretty close to the bottom but I've been crossing my fingers for that for about 6 weeks now

>tldr on japan
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/japan-verge-systemic-collapse-dramatic-unpredictable-non-linearities-financial-markets-bank

>>49722226
brokerages like those need to die off. they will introduce a better auctioning system for retail investors

>>49722177
congrats bro
dont forget uncle sam's well earned share

>>49722235
Sorry I should have said I'm in indiana which is pretty upper class here >>49722237

Will the jews pump my UONE bags tomorrow for nigger day, or is it all over?

why did the occ stop rdbx options trading
I CANT ROLL MY RDBX SHORT CALLS

>>49721953
this nigga really making pro-socialism posts on /biz/

>>49722264
one of the many reason why i will never ever do options

>>49722068
Oil is trading in the same range it'll trade in for the next 4.5 months until midterm elections happen and the SPR drain is plugged.
Oil stocks sold off because the whole market is selling off and people think there'll be a recession (protip: it's already here).
Oil stocks will rebound because they all trade at EV/FCFs near 3 and thus can perpetually rise at a rate of 33% per year infinitely simply off buybacks. They're pushing buybacks because shares are cheap, and shares are cheap because of fear of a crash. However that crash in oil prices will not happen because, again, they're focused on buybacks.
It's a bullish feedback loop that will continue until the Fed or congress can create a more stimulatory environment for oil producers, and stop pretending that the oil industry is gonna disappear in 5 years.

One last thing - people think oil prices are high today. If you adjust for inflation they haven't even broken past 2014 levels. The economy was fine in 2014, right? It'll be fine again with todays prices too.. once all the zombie/ponzi shit wasting economic productivity withers and dies.

In summary, invest in oil now.

>>49722256
based i couldn't find anything

>>49722256
>zerohedge

the dead catbounce begins TOMMOROW

>>49722150
Pretty much, pollution is the worst in China. China has strong leaning towards state ownership or laissez-faire depending on what you're looking at.

>>49722304
It also has a bloomberg link in it that you can use if you really care about that, I mostly look at their charts and then go read up on stuff on my own, it's still good data

>>49722096
They say it is to protect consumers and increase competition to provide the best possible price for each trade, which is obviously a croc of shit

>>49722278
Soon as I see "capitalism" i quit reading. It's a brainlet topic to shit on

>>49722177
Have fun paying tax on that.

It’s too late to buy SPY puts right?

>>49722085
>I don't vote
Incredibly based, fuck non-business cycle believing commies.

>>49722325
>being reasonable
wtf is wrong with you? are you some kind of normie or something? gross

>>49722281
You realize that when you have high taxes you also have high profits. Not advocating option trading but sinply saying your mindset will keep you poor.

I still can’t get over this Juneteenth thing

>>49722227
>literally has tongue out
>doesn't spend even 5 seconds shooping it properly with appropriate tranny
Trash image. Never post it again.

>>49722358
Lol tax fud is always the funniest to me. It’s just tax bro. You can tell how poor you and everyone who worries about tax implications is from this kind of retarded take

>>49722113
Whats there to deny? Climate has changed since the dawn of earth. Imagine if all that ancient life started debating in their bacteria senates about how the oxygen waste they was giving out was changing the climate of earth all those billions of years ago..

>>49722312
your moms 40 oz bounce begins tomorrow

>>49722113
climate change is projected by the IPCC (biased toward more fud) to cost 2% of GDP total over the next 100 years
meanwhile eurosclerosis has left the EU 35% behind in GDP compared to the US, but I don't see people losing their shit trying to prevent it from spreading

>>49722362
Yep, should be selling them. Vol crush is going to smoke anyone buying ANYTHING.
>>49722328
I think it is transparently a desire to remove retail "froth" from the markets.
But again, why do they sit on their hands about Tether?

>>49721795
you've been posting this weird look bitch for a while now, any insider information on why her skin sits so weirdly on her bones? cheers

BOND CHADS JUST KEEP WINNING

GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
KEPT YOU WAITING THERE TO LONG MY LOVE
ALL THAT TIME WITHOUT A WORD
DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D THINK THAT I'D FORGET
OR I'D REGRET
A SPECIAL LOVE I HAD FOR YOU
MY BABY BLUE
ALL THE DAYS BECAME SO LONG
DID YOU REALLY THINK
I'D DO YOU WRONG?
DIXIE, WHEN I LET YOU GO
THOUGHT YOU'D REALIZE
THAT I WOULD KNOW
THAT I WOULD SHOW
A SPECIAL LOVE I HAD FOR YOU
MY BABY BLUE

>>49722256
keep in mind that article is 2 days old now

>>49721808

Over 100k call contracts were opened against AAPL, NVDA, and AMD today for 1dte. They were priced just below current price. This means whales are expecting a big downturn tomorrow.
If the market opens green, I'm going to toss some money at SQQQ

>>49722242
You're confusing monetary policy and physical constraints. Even Jerome admits he can't print more oil, and also that stopping the printer won't really affect prices.
Maybe you can catch a few panic dumps with quick short trades, but the price will stay rangebound until midterms and then either the economy will be imploding (despite oil prices holding at around current levels) or oil prices will be mooning.

Either way, oil stocks will either be higher by then, or at a minimum they'll be fundamentally cheaper and with accelerating buybacks as a percentage of their floats. There's literally no downside scenario as an oil E&P investor at today's prices.

https://www.fitchratings.com/research/banks/moroccan-banks-net-income-recovers-global-contagion-risk-15-06-2022
This is an article from one of the big three credit rating agencies, the other two being Moody's and S&P, stating, yesterday, that the profits of 7 of Morocco's largest banks have returned to pre-pandemic levels because of LICs (loan investment charges).
>An impairment charge is a process used by businesses to write off worthless goodwill. These are assets whose value drops or is lost completely, rendering them completely worthless.
Here's an example of an impairment charge: https://hbr.org/2009/11/is-it-fair-to-blame-fair-value-accounting-for-the-financial-crisis:
>In an example outside the banking field, >Cimarex Energy declared a loss for the first >quarter of 2009, despite an operating profit, >owing to a noncash impairment charge of >more than $500 million (net of taxes) against >its oil and gas properties.
WTF am I looking at here?

>>49722113
>last fresh water source

You’re so fucking stupid that it makes me physically cringe.

>>49722414
yes, I posted pic related like 2 threads ago, I'm aware of recent developments

>>49722358
You make it sound like they're taxing him more than he made

>>49722412
Is Saul gonna die bros?

>>49722387
>It’s just tax bro
Yeah it's just your gainz evaporating to the big jew, nothing big. All good.

>>49722387
good goy

>>49722423
So after japan goes into a recession
Who's next?

>>49722358
All he has to do is set aside 28% of that 47k in his bank.It's not that hard to do anon

>>49722384

>>49722381
That's assuming you still have those same profits as time goes on. You can't keep making good guesses on options all the time. What happens when you lose all of that and more?

>>49722389
what’s a 40oz bounce? Is that like malt liquor or something

>>49722312
good spot to long now you can ride dead cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RMiMLDsvQ

>>49722443
spoiler: howard kills Jimmy and becomes Charlie Hustle

>>49722436
For me, making a good buck always makes me ask myself how hard the government will fuck me on this. Taking profit for a decision I made, and risk I took, but they take no risk and take all the gain.

>>49722443
Saul is such an unlikable simp of a character, it's very difficult to take him seriously on "better call so-y"

>>49722473
Tranny recession

>>49722384
Isn't it so fucking stupid?? The US government actively put energy into this. It always pisses me off to think of how good things could be if they actually invested in useful policies

>>49721757

>>49722473
That's a man with a nice body.

Gregory Manifesto is losing his mind.
I guess he should have gone all in on SIGA.

>market going back up
LETS GOOOO IT WAS ALL PRICED IN

>>49722426
>You're confusing monetary policy and physical constraints. Even Jerome admits he can't print more oil, and also that stopping the printer won't really affect prices.
What is demand curve.
What is draining of liquidity.
What the fuck are you even talking about, stop fucking coping oil topped.

>>49721953
Oh my god, let’s all support fair ESG!!

>>49722293
Alright anon. What companies should I look at and what should I look for in oil companies in general?

>>49722510
They aren't taking profit you fucking retard it's T A X

>>49722528
Can't lose what has been lost.
>muh debt market

>>49722473
man.. woman.. animal.. don't care

>>49722529
Futures open +.7% on *ech

>>49722277
go back

This is a Big Three US credit rating agency saying that Morrocan banks are causing risk of global contagion because of >>49722428
>However, weaker-than-expected growth in the eurozone (Morocco’s main trading partner) or sustained high energy and food prices could pose risks to the forecast.

>>49722528
He said it’s over, I believe him

>siga almost hit 17 today

that anon must be REALLY mad

I just need Intel to hit 40 again so I can breakeven

>>49721891
Father's Day. I don't know what niggers are celebrating though

>>49721953
I'm convinced these baits are the best. People have already been conditioned to enjoy baits for other mythical phenomena like racism and sexism, but the environmentalism angle still works pretty well.

Apologize.

>>49722384
>Could've pick any nigger in US history that isn't MLK to make a holiday for
>Pick an obscure holiday no one heard of and gaslight people into thinking it was always around
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>49722473
Cute girl(male)

>>49722577
shorting reddit is free money you dumb bich basterd

What's everyone reading?

What does this mean for Europoors?

>>49721953
I want the planet RAPED DEAD, I want it UNLIVABLY TOXIC, I want it to be a COMPLETE HELLHOLE, I want to MAXIMIZE SUFFERING, I want a world war to start every week and a major crisis every other month.
FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT AND FUCK ESG.
AND FUCK THE JEWS.

>>49722612
ugh 17? You might want to re-check those numbers anon

Adobe did well on earnings as least.
>>49722657
Like books?

>>49722108
It's not priced in, we're just coping at this point. The rate hikes have a lagging effect, QT just started so it's only beginning.
Fastest rate hikes in 40 years, AND highest levels of debt in history AND they plan on double rates by the end of the year. Oh and 10% of companies have no debt at all but the rest of them are all stressed. So everyone has misallocated capital or forgiveness needs to happen at some level. But you don't want to be the one begging for it.
Even if they were to reverse course again and slow the rate of tightening, the volatility and panic is just going to kill. And stocks still have plenty of room to fall at these P/S levels.

all the floating cash doesn't matter since it appears it won't be used until its obvious the bottom has flattened out after another 30-50% of stock drops.

>>49722624
I still can’t believe we’re actually closed on monday

>>49722661
Absolutely nothing because most of us don't buy US fuel.
There's a complete disconnect between US and EU oil/fuel system so I don't know what this demented old fuck is even doing.

>>49722612
Based retatd

>>49722682
you're still surprised by jewish tricks?

>>49722018

Please close under 160 tomorrow. Thanks

>>49721783
based rapey street shitters

In Britain we had a holiday because our queen had been reigning for 70 years, in america you have a holiday because George floyd Overdosed

ay ay we close for juneteef?

>>49722471
Again you can tell you’re an employee 20 something faggot if you don’t understand nobody WANTS to pay the “”government”” taxes. What are you going to do, not pay them? I mean obviously you won’t because you probably haven’t made a dime in years. But big boys have to pay taxes so you don’t get put in a cage by zogbots

>>49722663
This attitude is humorous and their should be a movie that follows an unironic captain planet villain all the way to his victory.

>>49722278
The more we lose the more it makes sense

>>49722108
>it would take some pretty bad news to tank it firther
How about this: no good news.
Have you zoomie retards ever heard of a bear market? Have you heard of 2008?

>>49722682
Whites have Father's day, blacks have a holiday created by a white man.

>>49722713
Well, to be fair, the only thing your queen's been reigning the past 20 years are pajeet cocks.

>>49721794
Did you slurp yesterday's dipperino as well? I nearly pulled the trigger, but deep down knew this wasnt the bottom

>>49722682

>>49722720
What is going to happen with my UONE bags. Are we pumping tomorrow or what?

>>49722657
Some giant fuckoff book about all the glowie shit America got up to in Vietnam

>>49721783
Living in India must be hell on earth

>>49722713
I have more respect for George Floyd then your stupid queen, Hah!

>>49722746
Immediately turn the conversation to black dicks, living up to your culture

Anon, the fuck did you do

>>49722780
Based.

Are futures?

>>49722766
An indian colleague told me it's actually decent. Even the poor can afford to have a maid that does everything, even cooks for you, every day.
Just don't go to major cities, but also don't go to rural areas, and you can live like an actual king. The only major problem is hygiene. Corruption actually works in your favor: get caught killing a cow? Just pay the cops $100 to fuck off.

>>49722704
It’s not just a trick this time, it’s a fucking requisition of my culture, heritage, and country.

When they get overly ballsy like this it’s a big red flag which is why I’m 100% in short spy positions

>>49722657
Of Mice and Mooshaber by Ladislav Fuks

>>49722679
>It's not priced in
LOL what the fuck do you think has been happening since like November 2021. Remember how we had a 40 year golden bull run after those last rate hikes cycled through?

The entre world closed in red

>>49722530
> stop fucking coping oil topped.
Oil was literally green today. Do you even understand the meaning of the word "cope"?

Demand is inelastic for oil. Even in recessions, it doesn't tend to decline. It merely stops growing. As liquidity drains, oil is one of the LAST things that could possibly fall. ANYTHING would be a better short than oil right now.
Supply is fucked too, and honestly it's more likely it gets even more fucked going forward due to this same liquidity stress that you somehow think is bearish on oil prices. We already know supply gets fucked by 1mm bpd once SPR release is paused in a few months.

Oil will be a good short if stock prices rise 3-4x from here. Until then, no. Oil stocks are the new tobacco. They'll have insane returns for the next decade and be hated and shit on by morons like you the entire way. This has already been the truth for over a year, so I suppose 9 more years to go..

>>49722761
No you tard. It dumped last year a few days before Juneteenth just like it did this year. You sold the rumor too late

>>49722100
Yeah I want to see the market reaction to that bond spike.

>>49722663
this needs to be normalized and encouraged

>Hello please connect me to David Soxl
>Yes this is about the refund that I recently requested
>No you may not put me on hold thank you

>>49722847
Oil companies deep red. That's the only thing that matters.
*sip*

>>49722739
cheers bud, happy Father’s Day

>>49722713
Weren't there BLM protests in Britain even though British police are arguably too cucked compared to American police?

kek

>>49722847
Agree but why buy oil stocks now and not just short the market and make real money?

>>49722847
If I've learned anything it's that you can't really be sure about oil making a move one way or the other. The cartels that control it can change their minds any time and you'll be the last to know. I think shorting oil is going to be the most obvious play at some point either later this year or early next year but we'll see how long they want to play games

>>49722212
>>49722160
https://www.investopedia.com/what-is-yield-curve-control-4797189

>>49722845
haha ye except, Russia, Poland, Malta, Latvia, montenegro, Brazil, Peru, colombia, venezuela, Japan, South korea, Indonesia, phillipines, Hong Kong, Vietnam, South Africa, Tunisa, the whole world closed red

>>49722834
Yeah 30 year run only after stocks collapsed and crabbed for 10 years. we're not even done collapsing

This year is going to be fantastic.

So many useless businesses and jobs culled in the tech sector that have no right to exist.

>>49722888
There was protests but it was anaemic copy cat protests just trying to fit in with Their American counter parts, nothing happened and they all went home

>>49722920
Literally who?

>>49721783
Never again, slow bleed for 10 years

>>49722256

People think they will capitulate, but instead they will sell dollar denominated assets to slow the rate of Yen depreciation unless the Fed helps them with their YCC.

Look for Yellen and JPow to start mumbling about "global market stability". That's the sign they've pushed the strong-dollar policy about as far as it can go. You can only bully your lackeys so much before they turn on you after all.

bros... imagine waking up to this

>>49722965
I'd like to see japan go from 7% market cap to 3% by the end of the year. Niggas can't even get a sony playstation 5 to be in stock

For somebody talking about the debt bubble, Greg seems to not understand consumer demand and commodities interactions well

>>49722973
Adjusted for inflation

>>49722847
Oil topped.

>>49721703
What does this mean?

>>49722693
>Absolutely nothing because most of us don't buy US fuel.
Uh, pretty sure our east coast diesel shortages are because we're shipping everything we possibly can to Europoors. Same with our LNG prices jumping to TTF levels.

We need you guys to surrender to Putin ASAP.

>>49723013
you know OPEC has been lying about production increases all year, they can barely do 200K bpd

>>49722556
Look for cheap EV/sales, quality management, significant buybacks or dividends, preferably low debt although some would argue that high debt = leverage to better returns in this bullish environment. If there's debt make sure to estimate metrics on EV ratios rather than market cap.
With global production to stay in shortage for years to come, a good sales ratio is worth more than having the cheapest production costs or best margin per barrel produced.

I should probably make a list of my preferences since people keep asking. For now I'll just say start with VET. It's more of an EU natural gas play, but it's all essentially the same energy shortage factor due to a decade of misguided "clean energy transition" policies.
You could look at PBR too.

>>49722877
*has UCO*
*dabs*
>>49722178
>relatively narrow range
It's been rising since it was $50 per barrel when Biden was elected, and was $90 before the war lol. It's still steadily rising.

>>49722888
>Weren't there BLM protests in Britain

yes until their leader got shot in the fucking dome by a nigger

>>49723051
Jesus you're starting to sound like GME baggies.

>oil trannies coping

>>49723011
OK troon

>>49723041
they lied about QT
Why, are you shocked or something?

>>49722936
>This year is going to be fantastic.
>So many useless businesses and jobs culled in the tech sector that have no right to exist.

like what? should I give up on aws certs

>>49723041
>bloating funding right after saying you are going to reduce funding
Extremely crabbish

>>49723071
Kek why did I never hear about that

>>49723091
that's a useful cert anon

Volga Hurricane. Zomma Slingshot. It will all happen.

>>49723041
>>49723085

They lied, they are quantitative easing. Key word expand balance sheet. If it shrunk, it would be QT.

TL;DR money printer go brr

>>49723041
Memearino vindicated.

>>49723041
They're scared shitless of the market dumping without ends, yet need to get inflation under control (and also can't) so they're boosting rates to infinity and trying to buy the entire market to stop it from bleeding at the same time, which causes increased inflation and thus requires infinite raise in rates.

Lol TBLT is diluting AGAIN

>>49723081
>"n-no you can't just make me doubt my belief in peak oil nooooo why would OPEC lie to me they're supposed to stick to their quotas!"
just lol, also you forgot to factor in out of control inflation

>>49723143
Make sure to put a little circle and "Wow!" in there next time.

>>49723063
Much appreciated. I'll be looking out for that.

>>49723143
I've seen a lot of schizo posts but this might be the schizoest of them all

>>49723143
Care to provide any more details?

>>49723091
UBER, even more so than TSLA, is the canary in the coal mine for ending the era of shitty derivative tech companies
>12 years of "We will replace the taxis!"
>2022 "We will be subcontracted out by the taxis!"

>>49723173
>just lol, also you forgot to factor in out of control inflation
Inflation peaked the next CPI report will confirm this.

>>49723143
I appreciate your messy autism chart. That sort of thing is way too messy for me though and I have difficulty understanding how people trade like that.

im gonna be so fucking rich tomorrow (because i bought the dip today)

>>49723081
Ah yes, an intentional policy induced supply shortage in the world's most important commodity is the same as continually waiting for a short squeeze that already happened on some failing video game store.
>>49723207
This report was supposed to show it peaked.

>>49723041
they capped the amount they're going to let expire per month. this is well known

>>49723013
Wow cool its below 2019 production and decelerating, and demand is higher, but someone drew a dotted line upwards so it'll definitely make it there when the whole global economy is in recession, liquidity is constrained, and investors push for purely capital returns because valuations are still below 2019 levels (like production).

>>49722657
got this saucy little strumpet coming in the mail

>>49723207
look who's talking like a baggot now

>>49723168
Oh yeah, one mechanism of higher interest rates driving down stock prices is that companies starved for cash will increasingly dilute shares rather than raise money in the bond market.

Isn't that neat?

>>49723119
https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/12/uk/sasha-johnson-blm-shooting-man-charged/index.html

ok so now what?

>>49721953
You're not wrong. Everbody posting ITT has microplastics in their body.

>>49723143
>makes chart
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
what a fucking chad

>>49723275
how do you know that? did reddit tell you?

Fucking oil baggies, “noooo the us can’t consume any less oil”
>us gas consumption down for 5th straight month
They’ll force people to WFH before we hit max oil consumption you autism faggot, sorry. Never go full schizo, you could’ve bought $0 oil

I sold 30 minutes before close and took my profits. Don't plan on playing tomorrow unless it's big green then I start buying. Am I a scared bobo or a smart bobo?

>>49723275
I think pollution and environmental destruction is much more important of an issue than "climate change".
The end of the last ice age is still playing out, not much we can do about that. We can stop polluting and destroying nature which is TURNING THE FUCKING FROGS GAY

>>49723119
Because you don't hang out on /pol/ enough (and that's a good thing)

>This is the most overwhelming display of selling in history
and yet, Bobotrannies still can't take out the pre pandemic highs. kek. Even with everything going in xer favor.

>>49722423
You said calls though. Doesn't that mean they expect it to go up? Really not sure what you're trying to say.

>>49722405
You can call her Mommy. She replaces Daddy Powell. She brought forth Expeditiously.
https://youtu.be/WM7-PYtXtJM

>>49723275
>>49723305

>>49723310
methinks you just missed the dump of the decade

>>49723310
Retarded retard.
>buying on a bulltrap

>>49721953
free markets will bring us post-scarcity 1 million times faster than any other faggot system. externalitites aren't the big deal the anti-"capitalists" claim. Capitalism is a Marxist term and does not define actual free markets.

>>49723229
What supply shortage?
In a month or two we'll be in pre-covid levels in terms of production in 2019 the price was 60$ now its 120$.
Supply and demand...
Not to mention restrictive monetary policies slowing economy stop coping.

>>49723311
no they won't because boomers and extroverts hate WFH and those WFH jobs aren't real jobs that are going to be decimated as the NASDAQ continues to crater, laptop class people will be having to apply for jobs as front desk receptionists

>>49723190
>>49723198
>>49723195
>>49723216
>>49723297
You're not listening to me. There's a Hurricane coming. A Volga Hurricane.

>>49723361
Most retarded post of all time lmao

>>49723041
Transitory hyperinflation

>>49723268
Sure, but TBLT dilutes once a quarter. It's how I'm down 96%

>>49723371
so you're saying, line go down. got it.

>>49723270
Massive rally sparked by Powell's speech tomorrow at 8:45

We're going to murder the dollar by flooding Japan with funny money.

>>49723325
>t. retard

>>49723315
This is true
Plastic is fucked, it's like when we used lead for industry and found out it was toxic except worse

>>49723305
oh wow you really don't know? even babies are being born with microplastics in the umbilical cord

>>49723343
I place bets that the market is going down. When the market goes up I get better prices on that bet.
>>49723341
If it is then it means I've only missed the start. Juneteenth fake and gay holiday is bad omen, so maybe I should take that into consideration.

>>49723311
Blue cities and states, not to mention CRE bagholders, are absolutely devastated by WFH.

Do you know how many unions and MTA pensions would be killed by not sending everyone back to the office?

>>49723421
>I buy high and sell low
Yes, you already said that.

>>49723398
I'm saying watch out for a liquidity cascade on bomma spreads.

>>49723380
Haha you're retarded.

>>49723311
Oilers were right. Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine this broad of a shortage.

>>49723434
>weissmann
>whiteman

this guy seems kinda kosher

>>49723369
so you think the markets recover in 2 months?

>>49723434
Well Biden said there won't be one

>>49723407
>get a perfect material that basically lasts forever, has highly adaptable qualities and is a byproduct of energy production
>make it the most disposable garbage possible so that it clutters everything up
What the fuck did humans mean by this?

>>49723460
Very common jewish name

>>49723400
dear god
>>49723369
I think crude will dump after peak summer demand desu, like it did in 2008.
I don't know if what you said accounts for the lack of Russian oil on the market though, or that the arabs can't meet their quotas.
I think crude has another 20% to 30% more to go before it crashes with the rest of the market.

>>49723397
Do I want to know why you're married to that stock anyway? Your grandma give it to you in her estate or something?

>>49723434
The author is a retard btw

I'm getting into trading and I need some quick advice:
I want to start off with broad exposure to the stock market with minimal micromanaging, so I'm looking into ETFs. Ideally I want to start off with just one ETF. (I want to start of simple and build up from there as I get comfortable).
Alot of educational resources reccomend VOO or SPY. But I don't really like them, as they are too tech-heavy, and really lack some other sectors.
I understand that holdings of these ETFs represent what the current market looks like, but I guess I want a product with more diversification than the market itself.
I also realize I can achieve the above by creating a portfolio of sector-specific ETFs, but I'd like to start off with a single investment, if possible.
Anyone know of any high-volume ETFs that fit what I'm looking for?

>>49723409
ok anon I’m literally freaking out now wow you really woke me up thanks for being so smart and educating me

>>49723486
At this point it's just to remind me that I'm a retard

>>49723478
Save the trees

>>49722358
C O P E
O
P
E

im a retarded faggot i knew oil does good in these markets but i though it was all the jan 15th interest shit causing this
id' gone from like 70k to 210k if i jus invested in oil

>>49723497
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33395930/

>>49723492
> I want a product with more diversification than the market itself
that is called portfolio diversification lol, in which case you would buy bonds (don't buy bonds)

>>49723492
ETFs normally
Oil during war

only thing you need to know
you will fuck up if you invest in a single company with out reading the SEC

>>49723483
Yeah my gut dropped when I saw "Powell speech" on an economic calendar. No idea when they scheduled it but, given the topic, yikes.

>>49723503
kek well I appreciate the cute bagholding anime girl you always post so good on ya.

>>49723488
Congress and the president can't. The Fed also always overshoots.

>>49723497
It's common knowledge at this point you retard

New
>>49723599
>>49723599
>>49723599

>>49723492
VTSAX and PDBC. One is a safe, broad investment with positive expected returns and one will painfully bleed your portfolio. Choose wisely.

>>49723275
If by plastic you mean polymers then yeah, we have a lot of those in our cells
If by plastic you mean styrene then only if you drink coffee.

>>49722907
>Agree but why buy oil stocks now and not just short the market and make real money?
Apparently my answer is spam. Sorry. There really isn't an answer anyway. It depends on your preferences. I generally prefer not to be net-short.

>>49723463
SPX Yes.
>>49723483
>the lack of Russian oil on the market though,
Russian oil is on western markets. Something Something fill a non Russian oil tanker with Russian oil. There's a million ways to bypass an embargo and the Russians are doing most of them. But of course you wouldn't know that because you're in a delusion thinking oil stocks will keep pumping after they've all gone up 200-1000% in 2 years. Line only go up am i right? Don't look at supply and demand.

>>49723578
what’s your fucking point midwit?
you think this is new just because you just heard about it?
sterilize yourself

>>49723450
What are you even saying? What is a bomma spread?

>>49723789
lel this guy just buy SOXL or something bro

>>49723013
I don't see how being at 2019 levels in 2022 is somehow bearish for oil

>>49723806
No worries, I have SOXL 14c. I would prefer to know what he is talking about tho

>>49722765
the one by that french guy?

>>49722657
market wizards audiobooks

Good to see that the cryptocurrency that the governments are refusing to support is being used as support to war-inflicted citizens in Ukraine. You just can't hate it, preach against and not look like an idiot. Syscon is being used as the host layer, with Bitcoin as a consensus method, which provides an efficient foundation.