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Just crash the market already so Bobo can buy in

UH OH
STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>amc board meeting
Reddit will save the market bros

>>49718739
Nope the jews gotta keep it up above 30k for psychological reasons

oh no sweaty

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I think the economy collapsing is funny, actually.

>>49718702
DEATH HOUR IS HERE

Who here's gonna trade for the inevitable bounce?

GAY SEX GAY SEX REDDIT GAY SEX

I love Ridin with Biden (unironically)

>>49718761
bull trap

I gotta hand it to bulls. It must take a lot of mental fortitude to delude yourself into thinking a recovery is imminent.

>>49718772
it is not inevitable

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CRASH STORIES MISS TURNER
YOU'RE IN ONE.

we're near the bottom
at least temporarily

sold some SOXL and bought a call at the bottom. kindly pump to 375 into quad witching kind sirs.

>>49718761
>still at -3.5 for the day

>>49718772
its only inevitable after it happens

>>49718779
UMM SWEATY, GAYSEX IS A /SMG/ PICK.

I'm just gonna keep buying SOXL!
10 a share? That's a buy
5? Yeah I'm buying
1? Yeah I'm thinking tens of thousands of shares

>>49718761
zoom in retard

>>49718767
far too slow for my tastes
I want to see wallstreet execs fighting shaqueesha at the save n more over a can of expired deenz in a few months

just humble dreams

what big company which is way over leveraged that people thought is safe will go bust

Imagine if we closed green.

NOT FUKING BUYING LMAO

>>49718802
absolute mong was saying yesterday was a buy haha

>>49718815
sorry bro not this time

>>49718802

Just wait until Cramer says its time to sell and go cash, then you know we hit the bottom and he's actually buying in full force

>>49718813
>more lines = better

ROLLING FOR SUB 30K CLOSE

>>49718802
Netflix! BUY !

>>49718815
SOXS i mean, i'm not retarded i swear

>>49718813
for reference far left is 2008/2009
we're oversold in something and undersold in others (eg bullshit growth like tesla)

>>49718827
TEzla

>>49718842
THIS IS ANTISEMITIC
DELET THIS

>yesterday during jerome's speech, the markets barely flinched
>today the markets in full panic mode
???

power hour rejected

stupid question: are there circuit breakers for if it goes up 7%?

>>49718821
Russia cutting off neon means you'd better short semiconductor companies and long physical semiconductors.

im hoping for some 80s style shit where wallstreet banksters start jumping from windows

THE STARS ARE LITERALLY ALIGNED

>>49718842
FUCK

I'm getting absolutely booty blasted out here holy shit

ASMb stock ladies! :)

Yields Peaking.
Energy Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Commodities Peaking.
Options Expire Friday.
Market Bottoms.
Market Bears Lose Everything.
Commodity Bulls Lose Everything.
Simple fucking as.
Watch and learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bIz-NLajco

>>49718862
The big guys exit pumped on the fed update, hence why it was slightly green despite the awful news.

>oil up
>oil stocks still down
slirp

>>49718841
>hurr durr, you can't turn shit off and on for convenience to check certain things
fuck off, faggot

>>49718813

Probably have some nasty selling and rallies left before it hits the bottom. People still have hope so it's not the bottom for this cycle

I shorted MRO hahaha get fucked oil bagholders inflation has actually peeked

XOP/GUSH right now is the most obvious buy I've seen in months.

>>49718878
Same. I woke up today and looked at my account and had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't still half asleep because I was in such disbelief

>>49718802
Jim Cramer is unbelievably fucking retarded. Watching him on CNBC is an automatic cringe compilation. You can tell his fellow anchors and correspondents etc are giving it everything they have to resist face palming on live TV when they talk to him

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>>49718867
Shortages are bullish said the soxl crowd 3 months ago.

Look at me, LOOK AT ME, commodities are the captain now.

Can anyone explain to me the difference between the 3 crashes in this specific market? Why did it recover from the first 2 crashes but not from the 3rd one? Is there any way to avoid this in case one would have wanted to buy the dip but it turns out to be permanently low?

>>49718906
>People still have hope
normies aren't even paying attention yet

Still too many women on my timeline, we must go lower

OH FUCK NOW IT'S PUMPING?!?!

>>49718858
I don't think tesla has any debt really

>>49718886
Hey avatar tranny, I thought I told you to kill yourself yesterday.

BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK BOBO?
YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? POWER HOUR FACE RIPPER

>>49718900

Cramer said to buy energy stocks today again, so it's expected. I've never seen someone be so wrong, so consistently.

>>49718900
It's because of bad policies across the board. Shit like biden promising to tax them into bankruptcy to punish them for his bad policies, as was done in the UK recently, etc.
It's also typically how it looks like when the market TRULY collapses for real.

FAKE PUMP SEE YOU MONDAY FOR +30%

>>49718930
You didnt think the jews would let it scare the goyim too much did you?

If the goyim go hungry they start looking into early life sections
they gotta calm the goys down a bit

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>>49718922
Right? Like, the companies can charge more, sure...

Assuming customers have money to spare and the companies can, you know, build & deliver shit.

Get in

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>>49718938
he literally buys the top on everything

>>49718925
I responded in the last thread

Phew, we finally hit the bottom. It's all up from here on out boys

>>49718886
kino

So if GDP came out as 0%, would that not count as a recession because it's not technically negative?

>pump
>still -3%

>>49718876
Those aren't stars dummy.

>Dow heading towards >30k

Just to fake out retail investors tomorrow for the gigadump, too obvious. This happened the last 2 times with the Fed meetings

Don’t be fucking bagholders you fucking retards, inflation has actually peaked, oil will actually go down from here yes.

>>49718938
>Cramer said to buy energy stocks
Kek oh no no no.
Other way to look at it is that he's tried everything else and failed and he's finally coming round to what's good.

>>49718972
Semiconductors are never going away they said

Where are the links? Disgusting OP

all in SOXL

they tried so hard (to keep it over 30k)
and got so far (29,500)
but in the end
it didnt even matter

>>49718982
Already going back down.

>>49718976
>....
>thread not good enough for you peasant?

>>49718955
I bought more puts on that little pump

> pump
short covering

>>49718932
That fucking GIF top kek.
Gets me everytime.