/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49718007
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,162.924B, 96P = 22.530B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,178.382B, 97P = 22.458B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

WAGMI
moass tomorrow
elon getting sued right now!

I hate all this waiting.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

I AM NOT RICH YET COHEN

WHY?

CAM ON GAMESHOP!

Spy decouple
Spy decouple
Spy decouple
Moass imminent
Moass imminent
Moass Imminent

Today

Last thread. WAGMI.

kek baggies

GME is going to begin flatlining soon.

>>49718179
>spy freefall
>gme going up

I love all my fellow Gamestop holder anons

>>49718206
best wc

>>49718179
Go lil stock, go!

>>49718220
No more flat line, upwards crab today, parabolic tomorrow through Monday, and vertical Tuesday

>>49718220
It's pretty flat today. Not that it matters, he entire chart will be flat after MOASS.

>>49718179
spy meme stock

>>49718206
>y'all
>jews
>wagmi
>publix
fucking lol

>>49718276
closed on Monday for juneteenth. Is that "praise niggers" day or something?

*ahem*
KEK BAGGIES

>>>49718193
Linking my late post on (dentistry)

>>49718007
I AM A MOASS
MADERCHOD OF A STREET SHITTER

>>49718323
oh yeah, fuck, forgot about that. Also yes, it's utterly absurd and shouldn't be a thing.

>>49718276
I thought niggers closed the market on monday

>>49718344
see
>>49718347
yes, I'm just retarded

who remembers this? lmao it's been a wild ride.

>BBBY below 6
YES WELCOME TO THE BAGGIE CLUB YOU FUCKING JEW FAGGOT FUCK YOU CHOHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49718379
Jesus christ it's been a bullflag from the beginning, how did they ever think this was going to end for them when we didn't sell at $40 lol

WE ARE COOOPLED WITH VIX NOW

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vdsy1p/let_the_forced_liquidations_begin/
bitcoin poopan later?

>>49718379
The great thing about pee pee poo poo lines is that they can be adjusted to fit any confirmation bias needed

>market closed monday
>still have to work
fucking stupid "holidays"

>>49718437
GET REKT

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bitcoin-crash-these-three-metrics-show-how-bad-the-carnage-is-and-what-to-expect-next-11655404195

>muh halvings
kek crypto baggies

>>49718442
>>49718442

>>49718383
Finally he can feel what we endure everyday. Time to join us baggies now, Ryan.

>>49718007
>>49718017
Is the market still never crashing or did they figure out the obvious bear trap was a bear trap? I noticed GME is doing better than the nasdaq, what did the stock market mean by this?

>>49718473
Just bought a new GPU.

>>49718502
The fact that we're decoupled means that someone big is doing actual transacting; CNS, OPEX pre-covering, etc etc. It's bullish

>>49718437
Ooh exciting. I feel like I've been given a new reason to stay alive (the first reason just being the endless wait for the moass)

>>49718383
>bought some bbby yesterday for shits and giggles
damn I have such terrible timing. at least i have my GME

>>49718383
Kek, I wonder if he’s in the BBBY board WhatsApp group going aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>49718558
The same entities shorting GME are shorting BBBY, when one blows up so will the other.

Where is "Publix" faggot now?

YOU HEAR ME BENCHODE BITCH I KNOW IT'S YOU GIVE US SQUIZZLE RAT BASTERD I SEE YOU FOR WAGMI US NOW

SPY below 360 by close. Kek wills it.

watch. we're gonna close green and amsneed is gonna still be down -10%. i will it into being.

Umm what is happening?

>>49718331
Dentist anon called this.

>>49718589
When will they actually do the thing, the thing that makes me rich, the thing, the thing we all have been waiting for, the thing that Cohen is threatening to do but has not yet, why?

>>49718502
I clearly meant to say bull trap. Stonks do not go up on 75 bepis hike. 25 bepis spooks them lmao.
>>49718550
Good. Good.

>>49718632
imminently

>>49718592
I HATE THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

>>49718619
yes.

>>49718712
Can it be sooner?

>>49718619
BitCoin normalisation

>>49718714
stop willing them into existence stop it stop it stop it

>>49718714
Plungies have no power anymore. There is not a thing they can do to prevent the inevitable freefall.

>>49718742
I HATE THE PPT
>I HATE THE PPT
I HATE THE PPT
>I HATE THE PPT
I HATE THE PPT
>I HATE THE PPT

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>49718730
Are there leaked nudes of him... asking for myself who definitely has friends

>>49718840
BUT CAN IT BE SOONER?!

>>49718840
ان شاء الله

doug cifu bros....emergency meeting

>>49718840
wagmi inshallah

GMERICA BABY

>>49718840
Even Adam depegs... close

oh and look we're going up with SPY. great.

>>49718558
I have 5 bbby calls I feel you fren

Kek governmenties

>>49718908

>>49718908
Captain falcon is SO COOL

>>49718908
GMERICA CAN KISS MY BALLS I'M JUST HERE FOR THE SQUEEZE BITCH

wen mun?

>>49719077
moona soona

>>49719121
I unironically want a moon house to live in with my big tiddy enthusiastically servile horny cat girls

It really may close green.

>>49718007
Idk anon I have no earthly idea anymore

>>49718177
luggy sebens AGAIN! the energy is high ITT

>>49719077
>140% short interest
>roughly 40% borrow rate
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle this tiny stock

>>49719121
i love to singa, i love to singa
about the booba and the boota in the springa, i luv to singa, about the treesa and the beesa and some pizza. i love to singa

WE MOASS AT 128.370
>WE MOASS AT 128.370
WE MOASS AT 128.370
>WE MOASS AT 128.370
WE MOASS AT 128.370
>WE MOASS AT 128.370

keep your OOO`s at the ready frens
>Verification not required.

>>49719343
I don't believe any claims without repeating digits as verification

>>49719343
Ready. You better be right...

>>49719343
Kek help you if you are wrong

I hope we close green

>>49719443
>>49719509
>>49719403
just two (2) more dollars

I hope my silver goes up in price as a premoass distraction so I can sell it and double down on GME

>>49719594
you're jinxing it

cuppy

>>49719343
Why would we?

>>49719594
>This prediction, has to hold.

>>49719343
>SRu4ruol
Gematria:
720 :
time to fly
i really mean it

>>49718179
Remind me why SPY going down means MOASS?

>>49719343
I choose to believe this

>>49719271
That deserves a gif anon, even if I'm shit at doing it

>>49719865
DONT REMIND HIM

>>49719865
Collateral

>>49719875
kek

>>49719865
>SPY = overall market
>SPY crash = market crash
>market crash = reduced collateral
>reduced collateral = lower margin call threshold
>gme price = doesnt matter
>gme price = likes to randomly run
Simple as. God.

MOASS is in AH today.

>amsneed
Laffin

A Jew congratulating another Jew? LAWWWD HAVE MERCY!

>>49720099
>implying MOASS won't last days
you're almost right Anon

>>49720099
checked and I changed my career based on a dream I had and it let me to discovering gme so I believe it

LMFAO
has anyone checked.amc today omg lmao lolololol roflcopter kek heh

>>49720116
You can clearly tell he and Stewart are jockeying for the inside track to pass some gay laws post MOASS

BTC sub 20k tonight. I am speaking it into existence.

>>49720176
I am also speaking it into existence. I will awake from my slumber with BTC below 20k.

>>49720176
BTC sub 20k tonight sub 10k eow I am also speaking it into existence

>>49720116
Holy fucking shit, let me add that to the list of things no one has ever given two shits about and most people have never even expended the mental energy required to even come close to the realm of considering this might possibly be a theoretical topic to hypothetically consider
Like what the fuck, how dare anyone have the audacity to care about something so trivial and inconsequential, and to waste the minor amount of limited energy in a closed systwm required to power the fraction of electricity required to make this fucking post, and then to actually hook your nose out and state your kike gladhanding faggot case
I hope he gets raped tonight, fuck

>>49720116
this guy is such a fucking normie. No more comments on him, let's watch what he does post-MOASS and in the next few weeks as more crashes come about. Fucking Jon Stewart doesn't do proper research before asking half-assed boomer tier questions to placate his sheep-like audience.

These guys need more bite if they want to make change. Perhaps own a lot of GME and then start a non-pozzed media group? These back bending ass filling cocksuckers don't give a shit about the truth. Journalism my ass

This looks like a cup and handle on the day chart. It really feels like it could be today.

>>49720435
>Perhaps own a lot of GME and then start a non-pozzed media group?
Give Project Veritas an unlimited budget. I want to see those guys infiltrate Glowniggers Inc

>>49720467
2 hours until close Anon, but AH could get spice and tomorrow absofuckinglutely will (pre-OPEX covering and such)

>>49720519
*Minutes, FUCK

>>49720519
2 minutes until close

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49719343
It's over.

>>49720612
so close :(

i haven't been buying since we left the low 90s , waiting for some clarity, but our stablecoin behavior is making me reconsider sitting it out
maybe just 1 more

>>49720612
He didn't say $128 would happen today, just that when $128 happens so does MOASS

WHEN WILL RYAN MAKE ME RICH?

I'M GETTING FATIGUED

Today was pretty cool. We didn’t dump nearly as much as S&P. There’s a strong inverse correlation going

>>49720512
They do seem to be an group who likes to expose shit, therefore I'm in

>>49720671
yes, but i really wanted to OOOOOOOOO with you frens before AH :(

GME baggie’s buck status?

Will we see sub 20k bitcoin tomorrow?

>>49720775
Gme outperformed almost the whole market.

At least buttcoin is still shitting itself. If it continues, tonight is going to be fun.

>>49720825
>>49720816

hell yeah

kek crypto trannies

Kek crypto baggies

https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/vduj1b/ceo_adam_buying_rocket_fuel/
>CEO spending money to invest in other companies instead of AMC is bullish
I think it should be renamed from Cringemines Plus to the Honkmines

>>49720916
I hate them so much bros, Jesus fucking Christ

Are we rich yet? I want to buy my Caribbean house before we crash so I don't have to fight off poors on my way to the air port to get out of this shit hole.

>>49721001
I'm buying 1000 acres in Idaho and surrounding my entire moderately wooded mountainous property with a 15' high wall of barbed wire and HESCOs and will hire a team of at least 12 full time security to keep the poors the fuck off my property

I like gamestore and flags

>>49720916
jesus they are so retarded. needs to be called the denialmines

I know options are gay but someone with some tools might wanna look at options. Had my shitty otm calls basically shoot up 33% in AH.

>>49721054
Also, pro-tip for any present or future land owners, paint small colored dots on the trees surrounding your property denoting range; have a 100m line of trees marked with one color facing your house, 200m line with another color, etc; that way you have an easy way to range people who need to stop being alive for being on your land

>>49721150
And by this I mean look at the option chain open interest seemed to shoot up suddenly./

>>49721179
well taken

>>49720916
Their posts coping about AA telling them straight up there is no SI% of note for AMC is hilarious, especially the ones saying they don't need AA on their side to moon. What a stupid nigger stock.

>>49720916
I got banned for pointing out that Adam Arron has repeatedly said there are no synthetic shares for amc, and how that undermines the entire thesis. Somebody want to tell me where I went wrong?

>>49721181
idk my Jun-17 95Cs and Jul-15 130Cs look pretty normal

>>49721179
>not having raspberry pi controlled artillery

>>49721216
>Somebody want to tell me where I went wrong?
Well, do you hold AMC?

>>49720779
I’m honestly shocked they haven’t got the Assange Special yet for this. Maybe that’s for when they stingop the Fed
>>49720916
Supreme Deluxe Cringe Mines, Top Percentage GOTY Edition

>>49721267
That comes later anon, and it's always a good idea to have an analogue backup

>>49721267
factoriopilled

>>49721321
Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

>>49721321
It's no longer providing me cringe, it's as if they have become clownworld incarnate

Ok seriously what the fuck is this kind of logic? They want AA to buy GME instead of amsneed, but none of them would do the same? Holy shit they are absolutely retarded.

Lol ah the old Bill Hwangy

If anyone needed a reason to hate Jews any more than they already do, I'd recommend checking out The Lobby. It's fucking disgusting these parasites

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSjXhMUVKE

>>49721436
I unironically despise them with every fiber of my being

>>49721214

I dunno bro reddit has their top men working on the true SI as we speak.

picrel of the team at work

>>49721484
All this will make the inevitable rugpull even more satisfying

>>49721468
kek
>my problem?
>our problem
>also, not my problem

>>49721436
Lol dude could invest in cinemark or regal cinemas and they would bend over backwards to call it bullish.

>>49721608
>AMC uses shareholder money to buy Blockbuster
>It's a swell deal says Aaron!

>>49721468
been at work so I'm out of the loop. What the hell is this about

Wow! GME outperformed AMC and the major market indices! Why are /smg/ kekking the baggies when they’re down worse with bluechips! Seems a bit sus!

I fucking hate those faggots!

What did they mean by this?

>>49719403
Here.

Verification? Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

>>49721739
Zoom out nigger. You can't gloat about one day when you're down over 70%

>>49721737
Oh just a firm overleveraged in long positions with rehypothecated shares as collateral who got margin called and didn't answer the phone losing other companies billions. The good bit is it wasn't Bill Hwang but another retard!

>>49721470
Is this gonna make me wanna commit atrocities in Minecraft?

>>49718007
Hey just wondering why spy has a massive green candle even though the price barely moved?
Is this just desserts or something else?

>>49718220
You are telling the truth, it is going to flatline. You are know exactly what you are talking about, or you are a broken clock, either way it is entirely accurate. They are almost out of time. The stock is about to become illiquid, this cannot be stopped without stopping the entire market. As the entire market cannot stop, this too cannot stop. The max price and min price will reach the same number, right now we are only fluctuating between the two of them. They are almost out of yil. The algorithms then run out of shares entirely, though methods like Direct Registration and the price can only go upward. Breaking though their maximum allowed price and it will trigger a reset. The reset will cause 5+ billion in volume to hit the chart at once. Yes, Billion is not a typo. The price will be up faster that a 14 year old bot at a cheer-leading competition.

>>49721823
Yes I can, I bought in the 80-90 range when it was obvious that it’s free money still. Look at SOXL faggot.

>>49721886
How soon? I'll accept two (2) more weeks.

>49721823
>everyone bought the ATH
This why everyone laughs at you

>>49721841
That would be a natural response in minecraft indeed

bitcoin did a little stinky poopie

>>49722001
looks like the bottom fell out again, nice gap down right the fuck past the local resistance

HORY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER I CAN POST ON /POL/ AGAIN
oh man ive been b& for so many months wtf
Oh anons, today is a good day
We can moass now guys sorry for the holdup

BITBORM!!!!! Is drilling

>>49722101
I have done some wild shit on /pol/ over the years and never even gotten a warning, the fuck did you do?

>>49721470
go you one better, here's a 4-part series on the Israeli attack on the U.S.S. Liberty June 8, 1967. forever changed the course of world events in the middle east and signifies a significant step in the capitulation the U.S. has engaged in in relation to Israel and Zionism. this was produced by the tru news folks, it's a solid film and unquestioned in it's authenticity.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/mw3mQ6F5XrYe/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/H72tWFiETHBq/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Wu4HdfuBjA3O/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4tCTrZRqhrIP/

>>49722114
YOU FUCKED IT UP

>>49722101
>pol
>gme thread
Man you are a dumb nigger aren't ya

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I AM FINANCIALLY UNAMMUSED

>>49721914
Sure you did queer. 3 shares? KEK

>>49721945
Just like everyone bought btc at the ath right? Stupid cunt. Short it then pussy

>>49721468

>>49722130
Posted White birth rates and black homicide rates per capita in the west

>>49721945
Was this supposed to make you look smart? Did it sound good in your head? I bet it did

how low will buttcoin go? 15K or so?

>>49721468
lettin' it all hwang out

>>49721936
>I'll accept two (2) more weeks.
That's not soon enough

>>49722114
DEEPER

Weird

I didn't realize the tootsie roll company has a stock that is both traded on the stock exchange (TR) and over-the-counter (TROLB). Neat.

>>49722292
15k, than 10k than $ROPE will moass

>>49721886
uh... RC is using GME as a ritual to summon lucifer isn't he?

>>49722130
The /biz/ jannies wisely banned me from /pol/ for offenses committed in /gme/, it was the only way to stop me, I respect it
>>49722164
Fuck you nigger its not my fault you dont know my story, eat shit and please kill yourself

>>49722348
OOM options generally respond to IV more than ones near the money, and IV spiked towards EOD.

>>49722268
that happens multiple times a fucking minute, the fuck? Some /pol/ Jannie must've been having a bad day
>inb4 RULE 8
MAKING AN OBSERVATION not a complaint

>>49722392
No. The hedgies are trying to summon using GME chart. It's the only way for them to win and they'll still lose. RC doesn't control the charts, the hedgies do. Why would you think that it's RC doing this and not the people that control the charts? Whose side are you really on Anon?

>>49721436
>Build the foundations before fixing the house
Maybe your house is fucked because you built it before putting in the fucking foundations. Maybe tear the whole fucking house down.

>sister invites me to the local YMCA water park with her family
>Get there as it opens
>Tons of happy families
>Children laughing and playing
>Groups of teenage friends
>All races
>All polite
>All respectful of pool rules and lifeguard warnings
>The picture of civility
>Put on reflective sunglasses
>Float in lazy river for half an hour
>Surrounded by hundreds of beautiful, fit, young women in modest but revealing swimsuits
>Carried by the flow of the water
>Frequently cooled off by splashing fountains or waterfalls coming from the bridges over the river
>Come home
>See that the market is continuing to crash
>See that GME is being carried to victory by the mighty green crab
Lads, today has been a slice of heaven.
How are you all doing?

>>49722317
Those panties should be crotchless where the mouth is. Pretty rare these days that a pic awakens something in me. Thanks bro.

>>49722348
>robin-yahud

>>49722700
>YMCA water park
The fuck

wait so the crab was our fren the whole time?

>>49722700
>sister
>her family
>isn’t also your family

>>49722700
thank you ser
>>49722828
always has been

>>49722828
Always has been anon
>>49722772
Schizos appreciate my digits pls

>>49722878
>>49722916

what a twist!

>>49722133
checked and I'll have to look that up. My uncle gave me a copy of the Lobby he had downloaded after I told him the about the GME situation. I didn't realize he was trying to redpill me on the jews and he didn't realize I've been redpilled since I was 14. It feels great

>>49722858

>>49722700
checkd fren

Cohen, you are disappointing me.. I thought you had the cahjones to pull the trigger.

>>49722967
be sure to. it's a great look into the LBJ administration as well as the stories of the sailors involved. like every administration since, they literally had israelis in the white house getting a first peek at everything the U.S. got.

>>49722700
I see a tummy in need of smooches. Come back, tummy anon. After the MO'ASS we will quintuple the jannies' salary, titillate the corners, and piss off the prudes.
WAGMI

Bitcoin is literally fighting for its life.

So how long until they admit that the market's crashing?

>>49723062

>>49722858
I suppose I should say her family unit, but you know what I meant. Sis, her hubby, the nieces and nephew.
>>49722772
>7s and 2s
Nice. But yeah bro, the Y actually has some pretty nice facilities where I am.
3 indoor pools, 1 with 4 lanes for serious swimmers, a massive outdoor splash pool for the little ones with 3 slides, the adult pool with 2 diving boards and 2 slides, lazy river with free float tubes, and a 3 story slide for the tubes that dumps you into the lazy river.
It's pretty great, especially when you're surrounded by fit and attractive people.

>>49723104
After the big goys have exited

>>49723104
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/wall-street-is-officially-in-a-bear-market-what-strategists-say-investors-should-do-11655412140

>>49723062
Corners=coomers, derp.
>>49723107
Well spotted, fren. I should have known better than to try and sneak one past you.

>>49723138
So... never?

>>49723203
Two (2) more weeks

Two new insider buys:

Form 4:
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001326380/000186828422000002/xslF345X03/wf-form4_165541448419212.xml

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001326380/000186828822000002/xslF345X03/wf-form4_165541439340439.xml

I stopped smoking weed for a while because of GME, now after 18 months the crabbing during the market plunge has bored me to fucking tears, along with Cohens inaction, I thought I would have a few dabs recently. Man it's helped pass the time, everything in moderation but this last week has flown by. I might get some more though next week I have a competition lined up, 2 season fixtures a local comp and a bit of a fun day all organised, time will be flying!

If you're getting uncomfy, have a bit of a blow out or find a hobby, or a bit of both. It's been super dry and properly boring lately so kick back, you've made it, have some fun because nothing you or Kenny does is going to change anything now

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49723301
We have them to thank for why were not getting a chhe style dip before the rip.

>>49723333

>>49723333
Finally.

>>49723333
WTFWT

>>49723301
Nice
>>49723333
The time has come, and so have I

>>49718331
KEK youtube it if you want to do it. Just like any other service one can DIY. But don't you have something better to do instead?

I can tell when people come in with tooth aches and I see the DIY done on themselves. Personally I don't care if they try to self fix it. I'll always have people needing my service. Also if you brag about not going to the dentist in x years, congratulations you passed the basic hygiene test.

>>49723333
By God, do I check 'em. WAGMI.

>>49723301
I'm just starting to get the email notifications from Gamestop. Two others so far, all are 1750 shares.

>>49723301
kek they bought some more holy shit
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001326380/000132638022000091/xslF345X03/wf-form4_165541477933553.xml

>>49723301
Four total now:
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19816/html
>Attal Alain
>1,750 to 132,173
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19811/html
>Grube James
>1,750 to 3,773
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19806/html
>Xu Yang
>1,750 to 2,772
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19801/html
>Cheng Lawrence
>1,750 to 9,772

>>49723333
And my day keeps getting better.
Mega checked, based, and I can't wait to shit myself with all my bros, in sync, across the world.
Moass is literally happening right now, and only the laws of relativity prevent everyone else from seeing that. Seeing as how it's happening unobserved, verification will not be required.

>>49723333
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ID'S HABBEDING

>>49723333

>>49723333
It's been so long....

>>49723547
>insiders may sell for any number of reasons, but they only buy for one: they expect the price to go up
Anyone know what the “no insider trading” period is for announcing things like, for example, a new marketplace?

>>49723547
>7000 shares

needed a 4 and a 1 in there for completeness

>>49723301
>>49723547
Are these actual buys or just the board vest?

>>49722828
>wait so the crab was our fren the whole time?
The crab is neutral

>>49723333
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>>49723333

wagso

>>49723333
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>49721767
WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY REPLY TO THIS YOU ABSOLUTE GORILLAS THEY ENDED THE FUCKING SHIT AND PISS FIVE MILLION AT SATAN TRIPS WITH LUCKY SEVEN DUBS

>>49723547
Thanks for putting it together baker.

Going to have limited wi-fi connectivity in the desert tomorrow. Since this is clown world, MOASS is likely tomorrow

Good luck all, I will miss a day of shitposting with you anons

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/crypto-industry-shows-cracks-51655415284

>It’s unclear where the pain will stop, but what is clear is that contagion is alive and well in the crypto markets.

kek crypto baggies coping hard

>>49723685
You're correct. They're part of their compensation. Didn't notice the footnote.
>1. These represent restricted stock units vesting on the date of the next Annual Meeting of Stockholders of the Issuer, subject to accelerated vesting in certain circumstances

>>49723547
Dey be ateing sum appel piez, good for them.

>>49723770
even if it is, fren, it won't be over in a day. If anything it might be better so you dont sell too early by accident

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-economy-is-going-to-collapse-says-wall-street-veteran-novogratz-we-are-going-to-go-into-a-really-fast-recession-11655328960

LOOOOOOOOOOOL reddit

>Nooooooooooo don't shame the morb with enough calories for 5people in one sitting

>>49723821
i hope so fren. life has been kicking me in the balls for the past 6 months, so i'm just being pessimistic

i really hope we wagmi soon

>>49723916
Yikers, how did Reddit evolve?

Reminder baggies : you have until JULY 31ST on your marketplace.

>6 more weeks bros

>>49723916
These people legitimately do not deserve to make it. I really hope they try to sell on the way down

>>49723964
What aboot July 4th & 14th? They not a thing?

>>49723916
im going to fat shame every fucking person I see post moass oh im also not donating shit to families in need fuck you plebbit and your morals

>>49723945
I hope so too fren. Good luck

>>49723962
>>49723985
>>49724033

>my favourite pastime when visiting Burger land
You could call me a real David Attenborough

>>49723916
Fat people deserve to be shamed. They are not healthy at any size. They are not attractive. That fat bitch would scoff at a fat man and thinks she deserves Chad. They need to be reminded of reality. I miss flat tummies

>>49724070
>I'll have 1 American portion please!

>>49724033
It's going to be fun just straight chillin with you bros while Reddit blows all their money donating to BLM or gay trannies and then we can come in later and destroy everything they tried to build

>>49724044
Not David FATtenborough? For shame@

>>49712739

>>49718007
Still comfy
Still holding AMC AND GME
Still making it

>>49724044
My favorite pastime when visiting other countries is not being a fatass like most Americans and receiving immediately bewildered and happily surprised reactions when talking to people. It's like reverse fat shaming, fun times.
>>49723916
Kek, fuckin' retards glorifying people killing themselves slowly.

>49724113
still getting filtered too

>>49723916
Fat cunt here: we deserve to be shamed.
Claiming otherwise is now denying my lived experience. Check mate faggots.

>>49724044
>>49724095
I feel a new sport occurring.

Americans in the wild.

>>49724101
The shame of not thinking of that pun
>>49724151
Commendable behavior
>>49724187
A fat person who knows his place is worth 2 vegans any day

JUST LET IT CRZAASH, WHY DO THEY NEED TO LET IT SLOWLY BLEED? PULL THE BANDAID OFF ALREADY YOU FUCKERS
tHERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE THE MARKET NOW JUST LET IT CRASH

>>49724070
>and thinks she deserves Chad
This. Ive lifted weights regularly for about 5 years and eat a pretty decent meal plan and I've been harassed by fatties after I explicitly told them I'm not interested and then they get mad when I tried offloading them on my sort of pudgy bro.

>>49721767
checked

>>49724208
It's been a sport for my family for many years

When did they make Juneteenth a stock market holiday? Was there any news or did they just decide it on a whim?

>>49724288
That's a fat man

>>49724233
Jews need to sell their bags to the goyim.

>>49724304
>Juneteenth
This is the dumbest blackest niggeriest shit excuse of a holiday I have ever heard of.

Fuck Americans, any excuse not to work

>>49724318
This is another fat man

>>49723916
I'm not racist. I'm not homophobic. I think trannies are mentally ill but no skin off my nose if they want to disfigure themselves.

But fuck do I hate fatties.

>>49723333
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>49724304
Juneteenth exists because the urban population felt left out from the rest of us celebrating Father’s Day. As for why it’s a stock holiday, I dunno, ask Brandon’s handlers. They made him sign the thing

>>49723333
Checked, it's about time. I think I've seen you get digits like two other times.

>>49724304
I believe that was last year, used to just be a thing in Texas since we told the slaves they were free a few months late.
>>49724221
I don't actually hate fat bastards since I used to be one. It's a motherfucker unlearning emotional eating and portion control and a lot of people like that are just killing the pain same way some do with drugs. I commend the big guys and gals that do something about it and take back their lives, and can at least understand the ones that know what they're doing is hurting them and just don't care. That's their right. But the absolute fucking morons that try to say it's a healthy lifestyle legitimately deserve to be paddled hard in a public square every time they do it.

>>49724390
Goood let the calories flow

>>49724070
All my fat friends are way healthier and at least as attractive as me. I wish I could gain weight.

Being fat as a dude is awesome s'long as you don't have the beetus.

>>49724304
Well, you see, there was this cop who decided one day to be a dick in front of like a dozen people with camera phones...

>>49724233
After the 80s crash the powers that be implemented too many safeguards to allow a flash down.

>>49723962
dysgenically.

>>49724473
>All my fat friends are way healthier
In what metric
>m-my bloodwork is GOOD
kek

>>49723342
>We have them to thank for why were not getting a chhe style dip before the rip.
no, the amount is too low. however over the the past days someone from the philadelphia exchange has been buying and exercising ITM calls, making the market maker delta hedge to the positive. thats why GME kept crabbing upwards while everything else shat itself. a few thousand shares would not have had that effect.

>>49724366
This is freaky, the legs are average, how is that even possible, are we in the Wall-E timeline?

>>49723301
>>49723333
>>49723538
>>49723547

I'm a GME permabull but I'm reaching levels of bullish I didn't know were possible

>>49724473
Being fat as a dude is how you die of a massive heart attack in your 50's because your dick hasn't worked for three decades.

>>49724531
Holy shit, I'm gonna watch Gayvangelion now

>>49724464
Seriously I think we should encourage it. Free market fat fuck capitalism. The obesity market can self regulate through the slow death of every lardass on the planet.

I hope they buy rope and it snaps leaving them no escape apart from getting fit and healthy.

Tomorrow’s for you, BluPrince. To infinity and beyond

kek crypto baggies

>>49724561
Unironically one dude ways more than twice as much as me and has better A1C levels. Another can bench twice my highest squat. All of them can eat a wider variety of food without getting sick than I can.

>>49724614
Same fr fr no cap

>>49724640
You never see an obese person over 50, but you see 90yo smokers, makes you think.

>>49724690
kill yourself, regardless of whether you were being ironic

>>49724579
It's something to do with corn syrup. I have never seen so many disfigured fat people in America than anywhere else in the world. They have some horrendous elephantids in weird places filled with corn syrup

>>49724640
If it was about public health then they would fat shame, it's not it's about making people fat so they live less. You are the carbon they want to reduce. Granted lots of carbon and lot of chocolate

>>49724304
Last year.

>>49724694
Nicotine (and tobacco alkaloids) promotes autophagy of the intestines, blood vessel walls, and lungs. Also fallopian tubes, almost like it would theoretically help with ectopic pregnancies!

>>49724613
I know multiple guys in their 60s who are 600+ pounds.
>>49724683
*weighs
Sorry, I'm in the middle of intermittent fasting and my brainfog is up.

I just want all pitbull dogs on the planet euthanized and anyone who sympathizes with pitbulls with “it’s not the breed it’s the owner” to be sentenced to life in prison

DRAGON'S DOGMA BROS WHERE YOU AT
A SEQUEL JUST GOT ANNOUNCED

>>49724420
If white people get to have a day, black people do too, if black people get a day, then jews get a day too, simple as

>>49724694
See >>49724749. One's even like 6'8".
>>49724756
Back from your ban?

>>49724766
hot damn, nice; loved having a willing slave in a video game

>>49724719
It's insulin resistance, mostly from the HFCS, that leads to fat accumulation around the internal organs. This is how you get the stereotypical Wall-E shaped folks. It's actually really sad and leads to a shitload of health problems.
>>49724683
There's a difference between being 400lbs of fat and being strongfat, you can't hold a shitload of muscle without a certain percentage of bodyfat without being on PED's. Still taxes the fuck out of your heart.

>>49724683
Yeah nah cunt. A 250lb fatty benching 300lb is not "healthy"
>A1C levels
kek
>be fat
>BUT THAT'S OKAY MUH A1C

>>49724766
Oh shit you're not even lying.

>>49724802
>>49724802
>>49724802
Threaded.

>>49724766
Heh. Just saw that. Great news for DD fans.

>>49724848
are these 1 reps?

Unrelated but on a weekly level, the 43-69 cents zone seemed to be critical for those bullish on Syscon. Never thought it'll drop so low, but i guess that makes the comeback greater.

>>49724848
My highest squat was 305.
>BUT THAT'S OKAY MUH A1C
Like I said, would rather be massively obese and still insulin sensitive than skinny and diabetic.

>>49724766
Its real. Holy shit. I thought I would have to buy capcom post moass just to get a sequel.

>>49724826
Being strongfat is arguably worse, muscle is far more vascularized and therefore puts more of a strain on your heart. That's why you see 20/30-something lifters dropping dead from "heart defects", whereas even the youngest fatties usually make it to their 40s (no one checks if they had a congenital issue, clearly it was the ham /s).

>>49724826
Insulin resistance is compounded by the mercury contamination inf HFCS. Mercury also causes homosexuality, autism, ADHD. Lugols iodine is a detox

>>49723520
That's a kike.
> puke

>>49721936
Honest answer, their max date as far as I go is Sept 6th, but before Shmita.

>>49720512
I'll fund them but they have to cut the faggot dancing and pandering. I will not tolerate it.