/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this based or cringe?

LINE GO DOWN
VIX STAYS SAME
this shit is so fucking manipulated if we hit circuit breakers its going to fucking MOON

I am now down $17k from my ATH

God, this is all Nikocado's fault for eating so much, it caused 'CADOFLATION

>>49717405
HAHA IMAGINE IF WE WENT DOWN TO -9% DURING SOUR HOUR
HAHA
IMAGINE GETTING DIGITS
IMAGINE THIS ID
HAHA..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49717434
based, you may be able to take profit much sooner than you think.

>Bobo’s were telling you fucking mumu’s yesterday while you were OooOooOoOoOo that everything Jpow was saying was against what Wall Street was wanting and he came off as a spineless pussyfooting faggot
>STAGFLATION

IS ROBLOX FINISHED? SHOULD I SELL BEFORE IT HITS MY ENTRY PRICE

soxl

Retard here, what are downsides of leverage aside of increased risk?
I've managed to get +60% thanks to it in 3 days, is there something I don't know about?

realistically do you guys think we're going to drill through the pre-covid high on SPY?

>Hello please connect me to David Soxl right away
>Yes I would like to inquire about the status of my refund
>No you may not put me on hold thank you

>>49717405
kek

>>49717434
Extremely based and gonnamakeit pilled

trumpflation the last gift orange hitler gave to america thanks lil donnie!

Would this economy have been stable if it never left the gold standard and never adopted fiat currency? How would that look like today?

I added lime to a wernesgruner pilsner. I ruined it.

>Markets close for some fake and gay holiday invented by media to stoke racial tension

>>49717450
hey man at least youve got loss carryover for YEARS

>>49717434
based solely on posting an actual fucking position, all of these faggots talk big without anything to back it up

>>49717448
this is a good thing, because you don't want capitulation just yet. or least i dont. we need to drop further before capitulation can really begin. like spy sub 300

>>49717463
Sought and bought

>>49717463
F

It's been 6 months..... Legitimately how the fuck did they handle the stock market going down for TEN FUCKING YEARS in 1970?

>>49717405
NEW LOW
NEW LOW
NEW LOW

Feels good to be almost entirely cash, but would've loved to catch more of this downside with puts/shorts. 2djmb

R.I.P to anybody who is still long this market

We still have another 60% to drop

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49717482
I don’t know about the economy but we wouldn’t have any of the rampent degeneracy and gibs that we have today so that’d be a bonus I guess?

I don't think I want to buy any more of these dips.

Do you guys think a dead cat bounce is likely lets say in about 1 or 2 weeks?

>NRGU down 20%
MAKE IT STOP

>>49717405
>spy is now down almost 25%, with money still being cheap and most economic metrics looking fine
I'm getting scared of my bobo success. How far lower can it really go?

>>49717509
they did drunks and commited large amounts of crime to distract themselves from the bad economy

>>49717473
I can’t find the source anymore, but Burry said we’re looking at 2800-3000 on SPY before we rebound. That would be in line with a normal market correction pre-COVID

I'm almost 20% up today and I'm still bagholding buttcoin kek
you'd have to be really extra retarded not to make money this week

>>49717545
Post the good one

>>49717545
after another -10%, yeah

Who here is retarded?

>Bought calls
>Opened long positions
>Thought they knew better than obvious signs in the wall

It’s okay, speak up. Tell us your story so we can use you as a cautionary tale.

>SOXL nearly -21% on the day
I distinctly remember about a year back people acting like giga brains for DCAing into it for a long hold
Wonder if any of them are still around

>>49717545
if things can drop fast enough, if spy hits 300 really fast, then yes, there will be face ripping rally where we are now and then we descend again

How can analysts and market techs say we are going into a recession in 23 or 24 when we are most likely in a recession? (to be confirmed on Friday)

>>49717521
>R.I.P to anybody who is still long this market
posting again for posterity
wonder how much this lil nigga is down today

plunge protection team laid off

>>49717552
>RaPemKID ID
It's Joever

>>49717530
Oh a new picture
I don't like this one as much

>>49717564
people aren't inversing the close and selling at open

https://twitter.com/buccocapital/status/1537394260005240832?t=nNtMVzpknY72GTU-h21N_A&s=19
You did laugh at crypto baggies today right /smg/?

>>49717569
Me on the right.

SIDU SPACENIGGERS LETS GO

NO MOMMY NO PLEASE STOP NO AAAAAA IT HURTS IT HURTS AAA BIDEN STOP PLEASE OW OW OW OUCHIE MOMMY AAAAAAA

>>49717610
First Biden ID. Now this. It's a sign. Sell.

>>49717619
t...those are men, aren't they?

GOD
DAMN
IT

>>49717545
I'm looking for a bounce tomorrow and possibly next Tuesday. Not a dead cat bounce but a little bit of green. That's why I'm cashing out my short positions this afternoon/tomorrow morning looking to get back in.

did they really make up a holiday cause niggers were burning cities down two years ago?

>>49717470
Volatility drag.

>>49717636
>>49717636
>schrodingers tranny

>>49717552
>that ID though
fucking rapist

Why the market is so retarded? Shoots up when Powell speaks just to crash down even harder the next day.

>>49717596
its TRANS A TORY

>>49717640
would never touch 6/17 puts myself

/cashgang/ truly is the comfiest position

>>49717552
Checking this ID

>>49717509
doesn't the "inflation adjusted" tick box make it look worse than it actually was. inflation was high during that time I think. look at nominal returns

>>49717640
Oof

>>49717545
small rally is forecasted for next week but there is a heavy crabbing system moving in that will mean nothing fucking happens thought the week.

>>49717552
HOLY FUCK THAT ID

>>49717552
>>49717658
kek. Rapem, kid.

>>49717640
those better be stc or you're fucking retarded

>>49717552
bobo confirmed for raping this market like little kids

>>49717552
Unfortunate

sir

>>49717651
>schrodingers tranny
Are you implying that it's not gay until you can confirm it's a man?

>>49717552
>RApEmKId
>Rape'm Kid
wtf kind of groomer bullshit is this?

>>49717702
yeah they're sell to close
i'm pissed off not fucked

>>49717552
Sup Joe Biden?

>>49717552
put me in the screenshot

>>49717552
>ID
Biden what are you doing here

>>49717545
>>49717695
It typically dumps towards the end of June after quad witching and during mid-term election years.

>>49717552
GROOMER

Nobody holds over a 3 day weekend. Imagine how red tomorrow will be.

>>49717552
>RApEmKld

>>49717722
its both gay and not gay until you cop a feel

holy shit we may go below 28 this crab is looking heavy

>>49717552
>that ID
anon...

>>49717678
They always pump after Powell speaks. It was going down regardless today, then Switzerland came out with the surprise left hook and freaked everyone out even more

Hint:, the markets going down again tomorrow too. US market always crashes before a holiday weekend

>>49717753
Recession cancelled in October?

>>49717593
tbf I'd you do it for 50 years you'll make a killing no matter the drawdowns

>>49717552
AAAAAAAAA

>>49717756
>YOU

>>49717552
This is extremely crabby.

>>49717552
That mysterious stranger, over in the saloon? Yeah, they call him the Rape 'em Kid.

He's raped every cattle ranch, whorehouse, and wigwam from here to the Rio Grande.

>back to pre-2021 levels in very short order
>the Pink Wojak Index (PWI) is low as fuck
what's going on?

>>49717552

>Rape em kid

lol, lmao even. Goodbye to our retirement the "Rape 'em kid" got us again with his bobo antics

>market crashing?
>blame Putin

>>49717768
Interesting.

>>49717685
GAYSEX BROS WOULD DISAGREE

>>49717552
First BIDEN and now this.

>>49717552
Somebody call the police

>>49717809
That PWI spike on a dump was capitulation. No PWI spike on a dump afterwards = despair.

Turns around when you see more bear euphoria.

https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/SPY/220617C365,-220715C365,220715P365,-220617P365

Someone test this out and tell me if it backfires

>>49717828
2/2 of your moms find me attractive

>>49717753
We're in a bear market thats realizing a recession is imminent though. I would guess we're only halfway to the floor.

>>49717809
denial or acceptance

>>49717736
sorry for your loss i assume but still better than sto

>>49717809
I don't know about anyone else but I'm numb at this point.

>>49717834
>We don't need Stalin, we need 50 Stalins!
>The market doesn't need Biden, it needs 5 Bidens!

>>49717552
Legendary ID
/bant/ reporting in

Guys don't forget to buy a couple calls to hedge a little, just in case it pumps tomorrow for no fucking reason

New lows of the day. OH YEAH.

>>49717809
"ahhhh" and so on...xp0hn

Tell me what to buy, I’ve got an itch to trade

>>49717781
After the election, there will be hopium. But maybe, the chart should be slanted because of the down trend, so we might crab after the election.

>>49717552
LMAO WTF BRO. BULLISH FOR GAYSEX.
RAPE EM KID

Tomorrow can't be red too right?

>>49717405
Sour hour is taking SPY to -5%
Check em

>>49717905
XLY puts

>>49717780
You would have to be mentally ill to go risk on over a 3 day weekend right now

ok im done panicking.. this! is the bottom

>>49717905
Kiss your money goodbye.

>>49717935
I concur

>>49717935

Damn, we still got 25% to go then

>>49717809
pink wojaks appear when people "buy the dip" and it doesn't work out the way they expected. we're beyond that now, this is bear market so people either hold like a boglehead or fuck off entirely. nothing to rage about.

Hey, yesterday I called somebody on here a retard for saying “priced in”. I then said this morning my puts had printed and that I still thought they were a retard. Well if your reading this guy, I take back what I said. Youre not a retard, these are hard times, and I hope you get out ok

>>49717552
>RApEmKld
So which Biden is this?

So is this gonna be another dotcom crash that takes 20 years to recover?

>>49717905
If you've got an itch, then you need to scratch :)

>>49717780
Quad witching is tomorrow which is more relevant long weekends.

>>49717935
oh you think the bobo days are done do you?

QQQ is -3% from its 200 WeekMA

Tomorrow will be +.01%

Screenshot this

>>49717962
>but they had pets.com back then
>what is Chewy

WYA bros

>>49717962
Scared it will be worse because the boomers will probably rug the market.

>>49717966
>>49717942
>>49717932
I might just play blackjack in Fallout: New Vegas at this rate

>>49717983

>>49717987
LETS GOOOOOOO

Oracle is LITERALLY carrying the economy on its back holy fuck. I hate these shitters so much, I want to dump some fucking coffee on their Java servers these fucking ripe cunts

>>49717962
im hoping for a fast crash and a easy, but slow recovery without any of that 2007 shit in the middle

>>49717997
Buttcoin will be the mascot of dot com 2.0 crash 2022

>>49717552
sussy baka

>>49718027
Yeah I know I threw $300 away on puts

I just bought SOXL. we are oversold.

>check broker after 2 hours
>down another $3000

HOLY FUCK

WHAT IS GOING ON

SOMEONE KILL THAT STUPID NIGGER BIDEN

WTF

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've lost everything

>>49717509
We'll soon know, since we're heading into the same 10 year doooomp

>>49717496
bobo unironically saved my life pls don’t call him a faggoo

>>49717987
Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back.

>>49718055
its ok, you still have us anon.

>>49718027
I lost so much money to this piece of shit
God is cursing me for actually believing in him. I blame my Jewish father for marrying a gentile

>>49718010
Fine, if you insist on being bullish then buy NRGU. Sell when it violently rallies to 600 2 weeks from now.

>>49718054
BUY GAYSEX, THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL AND ITS STILL EARLY TO GET IN. ITS THAT EASY YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD

>>49717552
THAT ID THO
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
PRAISE MEMES AND CHECK OUT MY DUBS

>>49717983
>EMA
EMA is a bit inflated because of the Covid pump, but it's still interesting because the last time we touched it (other than some freak candle in 2015) was in 2010.

Tesla hitting -10%
Uptick rule now on
RIP

Straight up, bonds turning green and dollars keep selling off, might think about selling those bobo plays and riding cash guys, little scary.

imagine actually selling today lmao this is the kind of day youre supposed to BUY

>>49718094
Melanin Thursday?

BUY AS MUCH GAY SEX AS POSSIBLE>>49718109
IN FACT GO COMMIT AS MUCH GAY SEX AS POSSIBLE

>>49717552
/bant/ id get in here

>>49718094
It's amazing, you can see the SNB's holdings stand out so clearly.

>>49717552
get violently fucked against your will mumu

>>49717987
I believe it. I saw it in a dream. The actual quad witching day is actually pretty calm sometimes.

I bought 3x short etf, everyone. The market is saved!

>>49718109
what does a woman like this smell like?

>>49718094
>tobacco 0.00%

>>49718055
Atleast you are helping to bring inflation back under control

Why are American commercials so...try hard reddit punchline humor? I cant describe it. Its so sought, tries to be really catchy and smart but comes of profoundly fake

>>49718094
BUDDY

>>49718153
anon, you realize by having this (you) that that is actually a man right?

At least ALPP is pumping today

>>49717983

ASMB stock is the best stock to combat inflation :)

>>49718094
>consumer defensive
Holy based. I'm too scared to look at my other account with long positions but some of that stuff is hidden in an ETF there.

>>49717552
SMG has the best IDs

>>49718153
either flamin hot cheetos or fuego takis

>>49718153
Honestly she looks stinky no meme
Some women are really disgustingly stinky
Have you ever smelled a yeast infection?

>>49717983

OH GOD JESUS IS DUMPING

>>49717552
this kid is never going to get a rush like this ever again

>>49717552
>RApEmKld
Is that you Moldova?

>>49718094
>GME
Kek

amd sub 80 eod

Damn.

>>49718198
>Have you ever smelled a yeast infection?
No, and I don’t plan on it.

So how many days are we away from a depression?

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>>49718227
Hello /int/.

where is lumposter mctwatfag I want my twitter report

>>49717935
always do the exact opposite of what anime posters say for best odds of making money

>>49718153
Her neck and hair smells heavenly, her pussy probably like light scented lavender fish

CAN WE GET -1000

Circuit breakers in the last hour at this rate

>>49717454
OH FUCK AM I GOING TO BE RIGHT
I MIGHT BE RIGHT
ITS NOT SOUR HOUR
ITS DUCK FOR COVER AND COWER HOUR

we might hit circuit breakers at this rate, getting close to a panic drop
>that fucking red dildo

>>49718287
I would put some cummy on her tummy if you know what I mean

>SOXL

Fuck man why didn't I buy DRIP yesterday

>$12 SOXL
$12 SOXL
>$12 SOXL

>Nasdaq down almost 5% and its not even the closing hour

Oh baby what a bloodbath

>>49718296
anon.... there are no circuit breakers this late in the day....

SUB $13 SOXL IMMINENT

SOXL is now down 82% from its ATH lol

LETS GO BABYYYYYYY CIRCUIT BREAKERS

BITCOIN DOWN AGAIN TOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49718309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI
I cancelled my order for a semi ETF last night.

>>49718278
Don't take out large HELOC loans

>>49718287
this girl looks kind af id impregnate her instantly

It just KEEPS GOING LOWER. Power hour, I'm counting on you.

>>49718358
>back to $70 within a month!!1!

-3% looking like a certainty
this shit is in free fall bros
where my vix chads at

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck me. Should have bought SOXS insteas of SQQQ

-5% waiting room

Do people still hold soxl kek

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>>49718349
>>49718328
Reverse split soon

>even walmart might end up in the red
mr. smiley bros..........................

>>49717481
damn that's a huge id

I'm at -$10,000 for the day again.

>SOXL consistently performing worse than GME

>>49718361
no more chance of circuit breakers today i think, they dont do those last hour

SPY -4%
>SPY -4%
SPY -4%
>SPY -4%
SPY -4%
>SPY -4%
SPY -4%
>SPY -4%

>>49718394
Damn.

ITTTT ALLLLLL
RETURRNNNNNSSS
TO NOOOOTHHHIIINNNGGG

>>49718263
I didn’t either but you can smell them through their clothes easily
I don’t want to imagine what it smells like without having to permeate clothes

THIS ISNT SOUR HOUR
ITS COWER HOUR

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD
ALL OF US ARE FUCKING DEAD

BOTTTOOOOOOMMMMM

>>49717552
Welcome to the club

>Dow now down over 900 points
>and accelerating

Tomorrow is going to be an even bigger bloodbath

Just imagine this below was happening right now. How would SOXL Lum spammers react?

SOXL down 29.8%
>SOXL down 29.8%
SOXL down 29.8%
>SOXL down 29.8%
SOXL down 29.8%
>SOXL down 29.8%
SOXL down 29.8%
>SOXL down 29.8%

3.6% more and liquidation! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>49718401
F

TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT WE WOULD CRASH TODAY

>>49718422

WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

legit lads I put my money in when I got paid on the 1st and 2 weeks later we're down 15% at least.

It's ok though goys, I get paid on the 1st again so prepare for the rally and then proceeding dump after the 7th July. Thank me later

>>49717405
Can anyone seriously explain to me why AMD dumps just as much as Tesla and NVDA dumps much less? Seems pretty ridiculous to me.

Mumubros, this is all part of the plan. We shit our diapers hard enough than JPOW will give us a loli of super-QE
At the count of 3, let us all shit together.
1
2
3
*shit*

r8 h8 mastrb8

SQQQ CHADS
ASSEMBLE

>>49718410
no brakes on this train

> Semiconductors

IT's like you faggots can't read the news

https://www.reuters.com/technology/exclusive-ukraine-halts-half-worlds-neon-output-chips-clouding-outlook-2022-03-11/

https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202206/1267382.shtml

COWER HOUR STARTS IN 4 FUCKING MINUTES
PLACE YOUR BETS
HOW JUSTED WILL WE BE

>>49718449
The King of Shit SemiComps has returned

this is feb/march 2020 stuff right here

Beautiful market, Brandon.

And the fucking cycle continues as always. It's all so tiresome how predictable this shit is getting.

>13.00 low
We were so close to sub 13 SOXL.

>>49718463
-3% TO +3% IN UNDER AN HOUR, GET YOUR CALLS READY BOYS!

Oops! There goes fresh lows.

IT
WAS
WRITTEN
IN
THE
STARS

>>49718430
circuit breakers would prevent a 33% daily drawdown
if it did somehow happen, your portfolio will be of a smaller concern to your livelihood along with financial and societal upheaval

>>49718492
single digit soxl bros

no way tommorow will be red. it can't, it would be too good to be true.

well, this post sure didnt age well

>>49718449
It's infested by reddit, who are emotional cowards. Also AMD is barely outperforming the likes of UPST and companies who don't even make money.

>>49718459
Not "buy the dip!" by any means but keep in mind that neon's orders of magnitude easier to reshore than other parts of the semiconductor supply chain.

>>49718455
Dayuuuum, he got them SPY red J's

This has to be the bottom...

>>49718484
Yeah look at the big weekly gaps, like in February/March 2020.

ITS OVER

FOR REAL THIS TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sell puts you retards.

the last time SOXL was here...

I’m way too excited to read R*ddit reked posts

UCO is up.

you own some OIL dont you?

>>49718527
buy*

>>49718534
pass the salt brother

Yeah I'm deffo getting margin called tomorrow.

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU

ALEXA, PLAY CLOSE EYES BY DVRST

>>49717509
Didn't they have interest rates so high then that you could just buy bonds and do okay?

>>49717809
Jannies delete pink wojak threads on sight because there's far more intelligent and insightful threads on /biz/ that need to be made way for.

>SPY 4% from its 200 week moving average
>QQQ 2% from its 200 week moving average
Usually the market bounces from this

>>49718459
That's kinda bullish for semis though. Not the narrative we're selling today.
Semis are nothing but sand and lumfags will never recover in a post clown world.

It's been nice knowing you gents.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

COWER HOUR IS HERE
PREPARE TO DIE
ITS ALL OGRE

PPT HELP ME IM LOSING IT ALL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT BREAK THE LAW IF YOU HAVE TO JUST STOP THE RED

>>49718536
>inb4 Joe Brandon dumps 100m SPR barrels

>>49718532
bro you need to move that further right for it to be the "last time" it was at this point

I really want this to continue, but I'm also mentally bracing for a full reversal in the last hour
It's happened before

>>49718560
the market doesn't usually fall 12% in 8 days though

>INB4 jew magic is envoked to keep the dow above 30k for psychological reasons
>inb4 blatant jew manipulation brings us back up

OKAY OKAY OKAY SHUT UP DORKS

LISTEN UP

THAT WAS THE BOTTOM FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>49718572
nah i'm talking about the dump itself
pretty much identical two week time period

god they are pulling every lever, pushing every button, to keep this over 29,800
lets see how well they fare

>>49718594
Bull Case: steep sell off triggers a sharp rally
Bear Case: its over

>be 28
>Get into investing in August 2021
>lump sum beats DCA 2/3 of the time
>only ever seen red
>only seen bad narratives
>speculating the worst downturn and biggest recession in history
I didn't even get the 2020 pump and I literally missed the best bull market in history

My 36.5 thousand pounds is probably going to be pittance by the end of the year. I actually hate negros that react to downturns in the market. Anyone who pulls their money out of investments because of a narrative should just neck themselves. The market will never go to zero. The market will always recover. The zoomers will somehow get huge stacks of cash in 2025 and pump it all into the market and 10x every HODL

my bussy hurt mr president. pls make it stop

>>49718591
>full reversal in the last hour
I don't feel it coming bro... not today, sorry..

this shit is beyond oversold

>its going up

uhh bros?

I truly don't understand this amount of selling. I could see a red day after yesterday, but this? DOW -3%, S&P -4%, NASDAQ -5%?
wtf

>>49718532
RIP to the 75 dollar a share SOXL baggie and all you other fucking retards who bought around 34 thinking it was a good deal, and to all you faggots who thought 20 was the bottom.
S

>>49718594
that anon is an idiot. we are crashing!

>>49718484
Worse. There are no brakes we can pull. It has to happen.

>>49718624
they're trying
TRYING

Who of you bought yesterday after Jeromes fake pump?

I wonder what we priced in this time

POWER HOUR TIME. LORD GANESHA, LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH, SERS.

DEATH HOUR HAS COME

>>49718591
You're way to optimistic.

and just like that, the economy is saved

>>49718505
3 day weekend, bro.

>>49718645

The end of everything

>>49718635
no kidding
fed hasn't even begun dumping the balance sheet yet

>>49717496
You're turn

>>49718600
>muh dow and muh psychology
Are you just one anon who has been posting this retarded take all day? The s&p is in bear market territory, printer powell did a surprise 75bp yesterday, there is no morale left to conserve

>>49718629
bull trap

>>49718645
runaway persistent inflation and debt market collapse

>>49718536
And yet all mi stocks in oil are fuckin down. Fugg this clown market. Should have just gone for certificates

>>49718681
>surprise 75bp yesterday

God bless them, they're trying to pump it. They're so desperate not to end at -4%.

>>49717405
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fuck I wanna try buying for a dead cat bounce so bad

Can anyone explain to me the difference between the 3 crashes in this specific market? Why did it recover from the first 2 crashes but not from the 3rd one? Is there any way to avoid this in case one would have wanted to buy the dip but it turns out to be permanently low?

>>49718625
We're in a crash mumu

>>49718681
The 75bps wasn't a surprise, it was him admitting that 100+bps is not off the table

>>49718622
There are always more opportunities.

>>49718622
hodl is for peanut brains, sell now, buy next year and you 10x hodl is 20x

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CRASH STORIES MISS TURNER
YOU'RE IN ONE

>>49718728
If a bounce was a given, there wouldn't be a crash. A pattern isn't going to play out verbatim 3 times in a row. There is no free lunch.

>>49718594
The market doesn't always behave in the way you expect.

>>49718618
Pretty much

>>49717509
>Legitimately how the fuck did they handle the stock market going down for TEN FUCKING YEARS in 1970?
The bought URANIUM. Simple as.

>>49718849
That is the scariest looking chart ive ever seen and it makes me want to never touch uranium.

>>49717509
load up on dividend stocks

new

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>>49718911
That's because you lack the knowledge of the fundamentals in the space. If you knew the supply deficits and the fact that the world is doubling the number of reactors globally over the next decade, you'd be buying.

>>49718534
>mfw the leading causes of redditor death are suicide, vaxx side-effects, and AIDs

This is the last smg

JANNY FUCK OFF

>>49719068
janny deleted my thread because it had something critical of a chosen tribe

>>49719068
I'll have you know that they actually care very much for us and our wellbeing

I HATE JANNIES SO FUCKING MUCH

What the FUCK happened to the thread?

>killed split thread with links because it is a split thread
>then kill thread with no links because it has no links
10000 iq move

>>49718287
>xp0hn
Damn that’s nice

>>49718933
And it’s gone.

>>49719086
Fuckin' faggot janny probably lost a month's paycheck in the market.

JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS

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>>49719086
jannie was upset it talked about a specific chosen tribe
i got a warning
Janny is literally a jew

>>49719114
Janie is a they/them white w*m*n from redd!t, not a jew.
My nose knows.

Are the jannies killing off stocks? Are they really this butt hurt because their IRAs full of hot pocket futures got demolished as a result of Biden/Democrat policies?

absolute chopfest

>>49717552
It's Biden from the early thread. You fuckin kid fucker you.

>>49718630
I'm all three

>>49718423
I miss apeporne so much

>>49717552
ALL BOARDS REPORT

>>49717552
good work

>>49717552
came from /bant/ just to check your ID seem like I should check biden next

>>49717723
What happened to him? I didn't know a man could degenerate so much in a couple of decades. Going broke doesn't break you like that.