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BOOMER TIPPED ME WITH A BANANA Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:12:58 2022 No.49717047 [Reply] [Original]

I HAD TO GET A JOB BECAUSE OF FUCKING CRYPTO CRASH AND A MOTHER FUCKING 50 YEAR OLD HALF DEAD LOOKING BOOMER TIPS ME A FUCKING BANANA AFTER CLIMBING 4 SETS OF STAIRS FOR HIS STUPID FUCKING MEDICINE

I SWEAR TO GOD THESE FUCKING BOOMERS THINK THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY WHILE IM SUFFERING FUCKING OLD PIECES OF SHIT DAY OF THE PILLOW IS COMING SOON MOTHERFUCKER

PIC RELATED IS THE BANANA HE TIPPED ME, I IMMEDIATELY THREW IT IN THE TRASH FUCK YOUR BANANA BOOMER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:14:13 2022 No.49717071 >>49717047 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:14:27 2022 No.49717080 File: 354 KB, 1080x675, 1629581480414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:15:17 2022 No.49717100 >>49717047 TOP KEK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:15:27 2022 No.49717106 >>49717047 you could've eaten it you ungrateful shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:15:29 2022 No.49717108 >>49717047 Eat the banana anon, potassium is good for you. Money is tight for everybody, be thankful you got a tip at all, they probably felt bad about it, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:15:48 2022 No.49717122 File: 7 KB, 152x172, a0a52329eefc472d3f32bbafa39b9793fe1b762b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:16:11 2022 No.49717139 >>49717047 r/thathappened

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:16:51 2022 No.49717151
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>>49717047
Life is like a Banana. If you don't peel it while it's ripe you end up spoiled and rotten. I don't give a fuck if that makes sense I just want to give a fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:17:27 2022 No.49717179 File: 17 KB, 300x400, FB_IMG_1649356052287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Yea sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:17:57 2022 No.49717195 File: 20 KB, 220x188, boomer dancing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:18:04 2022 No.49717201 Tbf those are faggot hands undeserving of a monetary tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:19:38 2022 No.49717259 What's wrong with bananas. Would a Twix bar have been better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:19:40 2022 No.49717261 File: 723 KB, 1170x1025, 1653574181940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Be grateful, you little prick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:21:30 2022 No.49717314 >>49717047 >throwing out a gift banana Bad luck for 20 years.

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:25:46 2022 No.49717437

>>49717047
Probably early onset dementia, did you remember what the meds were? I work with dementia patients and this kind of thing is common. In his mind he is really grateful and thinks he is being kind. Be nice now, if you want the omega zoomers to be nice to you when you need your meds. Frfr no cap bussin big meannessK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:26:49 2022 No.49717471 >>49717047 >threw out a $0.50 banana ngmi. based boomer though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:29:12 2022 No.49717562 >>49717047 what a coincidence i just ate a banana that was so big i was saying no homo to myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:29:46 2022 No.49717581 >>49717437 >need your meds back to faceberg, tranny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:30:40 2022 No.49717605 >>49717047 50 year olds are Gen Xers breh. Boomers are all like late 60s-early 80s now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 18:34:18 2022 No.49717716 >>49717047 Small ass hands. Poor man was trying to tell you to eat right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:49:21 2022 No.49720219 File: 197 KB, 560x680, 486946546468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 >checks TradingView NANA/USD chart >$5k

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:50:16 2022 No.49720255 >>49717047 lol those are actually my favorite breakfast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:52:04 2022 No.49720308 >>49717047 next time you deliver to him change out the pills kill that stupid fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:52:44 2022 No.49720333 >>49717047 i'm sorry but i kek'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:53:49 2022 No.49720371 >>49717047 enjoy the potassium sonny jim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:54:28 2022 No.49720392 >>49717047 anyway the system of tips is so retarded. you are supposed to ask for the full price and receive the full price, nothing more. tipping is for cucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:54:43 2022 No.49720400 >>49717047 Still better than nothing ungrateful nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:56:01 2022 No.49720440 >>49717047 nice fruit. we only get half green crap with zero flavor here in europe. for double the price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:57:08 2022 No.49720479 File: 888 KB, 460x444, 1655376180409.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 One day you'll look back and regret this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:57:23 2022 No.49720495 File: 95 KB, 1200x810, confused-biden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Ok listen Jack bananas are good for you and they cost $5 each now days for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:59:12 2022 No.49720554 >>49717259 You never see an old man eating a twix

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 19:59:38 2022 No.49720565 >>49717047 Holy based, go fuck yourself ungrateful zoomer faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:01:44 2022 No.49720652 File: 2.36 MB, 320x240, N1GG3R.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 do you even know how much potassium he just gave to you? insufferable wagies man YOU should be tipping him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:02:35 2022 No.49720688 >not using the banana to invest ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:03:31 2022 No.49720720 >>49717047 STFU LOSER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:04:32 2022 No.49720768 >>49717047 shut the fuck up zoomie. you're lucky that man gave you a tip. i need my diabetus meds. yeah, the lift ain't workin. hurry up or ill give you a low rating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:06:27 2022 No.49720839 >>49717047 > BOOMER TIPPED ME WITH A BANANA eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:06:47 2022 No.49720848 >>49717047 >gives him the gift of nutrition and potassium supplementation for free >complains about it fucking entitled zoomzooms and llenials

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:09:45 2022 No.49720960 >>49720848 he game him something worth about half of .50 cents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:11:09 2022 No.49721008 File: 2.92 MB, 640x480, 1586736062797.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 >throws away a ripe banana ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:12:59 2022 No.49721063 Wait until you see how much these boomers make in old age bullshit and pensions lol Hint: it's more than you make

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:13:23 2022 No.49721074 File: 3.90 MB, 1634x4538, 1646800478387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:14:44 2022 No.49721107 File: 47 KB, 474x472, Fruit of the Zoom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49720839 this. EAT IT UP, WAGIE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:17:40 2022 No.49721182 File: 361 KB, 839x768, 1625615949726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 >AFTER CLIMBING 4 SETS OF STAIRS FOR HIS STUPID FUCKING MEDICINE seems appropriate for monkey work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:18:30 2022 No.49721202 File: 341 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20220610-140409_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Boomer was subtly calling (you) a nigger, very based if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:19:25 2022 No.49721231 >>49721063 can't die soon enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:20:51 2022 No.49721278 I have a boomer tip me in lotto scratchers once a week. Won 500 bucks off one once. Be a good person, lambos aren't worth your soul

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:26:27 2022 No.49721465 I heard the Amazon wagies get free bananas as “benefits”

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:30:37 2022 No.49721612 File: 555 KB, 1242x2187, 1608783051988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Thanks wagie, you earned this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:33:08 2022 No.49721688 >>49717047 That's what you get for having ugly ass nails lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:34:01 2022 No.49721723 >>49717047 Based AF

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:34:08 2022 No.49721725 >>49717047 >50 year old >boomer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:34:35 2022 No.49721740 >>49717139 r/goback

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 20:36:51 2022 No.49721814 >>49717261 Savage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:00:50 2022 No.49722581 File: 520 KB, 1000x562, Memories Fade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49721725 triggered gen-x cusper detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:45:22 2022 No.49723876 Kek!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:52:01 2022 No.49724060 >>49721074 my sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:54:38 2022 No.49724123 >>49717047 Just get a sugar daddy

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:54:50 2022 No.49724130

>>49717047
>you burn about 0.17 calories for every step you climb, or about a calorie and a half for every flight. You also burn calories going down, where every stair descended burns about 0.05 calories, or a half a calorie per flight, on average.
>4 sets of stairs = 80 steps up and down * 0.22 calories = 17.6 calories
>1 banana contains 85 calories
wtf do you want you fucking jew you're still green

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 21:55:04 2022 No.49724142 im fucking dying holy shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 22:58:21 2022 No.49725965 Youre ungrateful and suck at your job

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:01:16 2022 No.49726060 Holy fuck, thank you for sharing waggie. That legit made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:03:05 2022 No.49726132 >>49717139 >>49717179 Zoomers or retarded? Physical labour gets food “tips” all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 23:37:38 2022 No.49727260 File: 2.86 MB, 338x610, applesneed's.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Based boom boom feeding his slave. So nice of him kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:00:31 2022 No.49727939 >>49717047 That's 1/20 of your daily calories met, anon. Be grateful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:11:10 2022 No.49728242 >>49717047 Boomers rule the world and you just walk on it you zoomer piece of shit. now get back to work u pinkhaired niggerkneeling faggot!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:04:51 2022 No.49729693 >>49717047 made me laugh irl, here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:19:49 2022 No.49730091 File: 89 KB, 294x250, boomer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49717047 Based boomer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:23:35 2022 No.49730184 >>49721008 Monkeys are jews, confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:41:19 2022 No.49730671 >>49721074 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:00:31 2022 No.49731115 This.

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