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Does anyone really get and stay wealthy long term day trading and chasing pump/dumps / gambling with option weeklies? I feel like I've done nothing but lose money whenever I try to get rich quick. Maybe I'll just DCA into some safe ETF's closer to a bottom. Is it better to make money slow or make it fast?
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i unironically need to make back $20k by the end of the week... what you like bb, i do for you
>>49715831are these all trannies?
SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.
Reply to this post with HELLO FRANKIE or your portfolio will have -40% this week.
SIGA NIGGAS10% UP TODAY WAGMI
Suicide rally spy calls?
god theyre pulling all the levers they have to keep this over 30k arent they
>>49715859all in far OTM 1dte SPY callscan't heckin' go wrong my little cow
I BOUGHT META PLATFORMSTICKER SYMBOL: META
>>49715769I highly doubt that's the reason. Nobody under the age of 85 gives a fuck about the dow anymore. The nasdaq is, of course, a complete fucking joke at the moment. And so the shit&piss is the only meaningful benchmark right now, and "they" let it slip into bear market territory already. So I'm guessing the real answer is algos randomly coalescing into an uptrend.
BrosWhat should I get for lunch today?
GAY SEX BROS I FUCKING LOVE GAY SEX AND SPREADING MY POZZED JIZZ ALL OVER THE CHIK FIL A BATHROOM
>>49715859Day trade the violent crabbing tomorrow.
>>49715902Alcohol
>>49715888>888meta
>>49715878HELLO FRANKIE
Will the hour be power or sour?
>>49715902you should go to >>49715906
Between you and me, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either.
>>49715859Record yourself worshipping me. Then kill at least 10 nearesf Jews you can find and post the evidence with timestamps.
>>49715902Huge Jimmy John’s energy today>>49715888My guy>>49715886Can’t even Plunge Protection Team correctly in 2022
>>49715930Crab hour
IM READY TO ROPE
>>49715878HENLO FRONKIE
INTEREST IS UP AND THE STOCK MARKETS DOWN AND YOU ONLY GET MUGGED IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN
>>49715902GAYSEX
>>49715930Sweet and sour
imma 800 SIGA nigga by the name jigga
>you are a 32 year old neet that inherited boomer mutual funds that you live off of>never worked a day in your life>currently they have lost 20% in two yearswhat do you do?
>>49715930snibbedy hour
BUY CCXI BROS IMNOT EVEN JOKING
>>49715974Commits suicide for having inherited.
>mfw my local taxman has to check my 7 pages worth of trades and my documents were written in cursiveGet fucked nigger
>>49715974depends on the amount. how much we talking
>file deleted
>>49715831I bought PSQ to offset my UPRO loses, it's this what you call hedging?
Right now, half of my portfolio is against the market. I've got another half to put in if I want. Do I go bearish or bet on something pumping before the crash?
>>49715974Better start looking for jobs wagie.
>I'll tell them to stop it that will work!!
>>49715902it's what your body craves
>>49716015its definitely called something
>oilchads winning again
>>49716006They used to be 270k but are down to hovering around 155~170k
MY SHITS GOING BACK UP
>>49715878fuck u
>>49715878Hello Frankie
>>49715997>buy a lot of guns with your gains>say you lost them in a boating accident>sell them on the street instead
>>49715878My portfolio is 100% VTI. I dare you to try and tank the market Frankie.
>>49716021BET ON MY COCK ENTERING YOUR MOIST MANHOLE AGAINST YOUR WILL. FILLING YOU UP WITH HAZARDOUS DUDE GREASE
>>49715927>>49715952>>49715961>>49715982>>49716045>>49716055>>49716058>>49716067>>49716068you have all been blessed by the cat god of good fortune
>>49716051oh i see. yeah i'd get a job
When is David Soxl scheduled to speak?????
>>49716041I think you're right... gonna hit up the JACK in a few min
>>49715930power because tomorrow's friday and then a 3 day weekend; so tomorrow will be blood red despite a "bounce" into close
I'm starting to think charts under 1H aren't meant for people.
>>49715878Helleo frankie :D
>>49716058EXCEPT YOU
BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON
Lmao remember when soxl_shill kept posting memes about buying SOXL at $20
>>49716105huh?
>>49715887so it’s gonna pump tomorrow?:(
well i guess i can post this again, wrong three times within an hour
>>49716068Hehehehe, he fugging clobbers him!
>>49715878HELLO FRANKIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2wwrIhCNTw
>>49715974My inherited boomer trust funds lost closer to 50% because they were still being managed by my mom, who was slow to sell the lockdown and shorted the covid bottom. So I took over managing them and I'm up 20% chasing the "recovery" and then going short in January. (Mostly cash gang, bear markets are way too turbulent for me to trust going all in on shorts as an amateur)Going to uni for another undergrad for funsies in the fall.If you work, you die.
should I seriously stop contributinjg 20%...i been doing this for 3 years but fuck i think im going to hoard cash
Eurobros. Are you seeing what I am seeing? Blood fucking red
>>49716138
>>49716081will he get pridepox?
You know people have lost money because this place is so empty.
>she didn't buy the oil dipyikes
>>49715974good time to get a shit job, wages doubled across the country and they'll probably stay near that for decades
SPY is down 10% since June 9th.Up until today, the pressure of DXY rising was an excuse. Now DXY is flat since June 9th.
Is SPY going to be green tomorrow?
GAY SEX BROS WHEN DO WE HIT 100
>>49716217shim*, bigot
>>49715831wow what an amazing OP
>>49716217>oil up>gush crabbing lowerFUCK NIGGERS
friendly reminder that all you have to do to stop losing money is start sharting. but you won't, because le meltup is right across the corner...
>>49716217shut up i’m nearly down 10% on IEO
Who else here hedging and buying some calls? Just in case?
XOM OR SQQQ?
NO NO!NO!!!GET POWELL BACK OUT HERE TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH TO RAISE RATES AGAIN IM TIRED OF LOSING FUCKING MONEY CALL HIM CALL HIM RIGHT NOW OR YOUR FRIED
>>49716193I wish I was you.
>>49716235yeahsource: my dad told me the ceo of spy will announce the acquisition of soxl
>>49716197anyone?
Massively oversold
>>49716202things were too good for too long
>>49716202this train has no brakes
>>49716268Based paralegal lover chad.
>>49716284zoom out.
SPACENIGGER BROS WYA
Massively undersold.
>>49716208If he has gaysex, he will get the pride bumps
digits and I fomo into 360 spy puts expiring tomorrow
>Shitstain&Poopoo 500 at 3666.66
>>49715878hello frankie
>B-but the 10 year backtest on leveraged ETFs showed a 50000% retu-ACK
>>49716309jesus fucking christ this was stupid
>>49716203LMAO that's me.I am considering 2x ETFs though. USD is 2x semis.
>>49716279If it makes you feel better Anon, I'm about the same as you in my holdings. I have like 95K cash right now, down from 120K. Could be worse.
XELA
How can I buy Rubles? Seems to be the only thing that's going up consistently.
>>49716177
>>49716310>can’t be short term oversoldI shorted tsla from 1100 to 850 so I’m not some permabull
>>49716346did she like, create air in the vacuum of space with the force too? like what the hell...this one unironically would have been better
>>49716312Massively overanalyzed
>Pumps 0.1%>Why are we going up?
>>49716309STARWARS!!!!
>>49716315We might have a fake and gay pump tomorrow to keep the boomer 401ks happy over the weekend
Does anyone else think the markets will crab downward for the rest of the year?No more dumps, no more pumps. Just a slow bleed for a loooooong time.Once markets get bored and people stop watching charts, I'll buy some leaps way out into the future sometime at the end of the year
>>497163522x semi is just a whole conductor though.
>>49716370This movie subverted my expectations in a way only true Jews are able to
What do you guys think about ALGN puts? I'm debating whether to buy at close.
>he bought oil and gas at the topKOLD bros, where we at?
SIDU SISTERS WE'RE HEADED TO THE MOON
>Stock prices have appeared to reached what looks like a permenantly high plateau.
SOXL SISTERS ARE YOU OKAY???
>>49715974absolutely nothing. you sit on those for 20 years.
Where are we at on the meme chart, are mumus in denial or complacency?
NIG GERS WE'RE HEADED TO PRISON
>>49716404Mind blown.
trumpflation has fucked the stock market and the putin price buried it. once again democrat's will have to bail everyone out again.
>>49716309What specifically are you seeing?
>>49716454PREACH
>>49716418It's hard to comprehend the divergence between GUSH crashing 10% today and WTI oil price up 2%.Guess these companies are just gonna bankrupt themselves by printing too much money?
>algos trading at 3666 on shitnpiss 500>quad witching tomorrow bad omens for sure i don't like it
>>49716442That's what I figured. Some anon here a few weeks ago said that only a 20% loss in this environment is pretty nice all things considered. I might look into getting a part time job if things get really up shit creek though.
"look at apple computer!"anyone have that video? i can't find it.
>>497164540/10 bait
>>49716444still not selling.
fucking TRANNYFLATION amirite bros
>>49716068that is one based kot
>>49716496friendly reminder that the S&P 500 bottomed out in 2008 at the devil's low aka $666schizos are always right in the long run
>>49716476god wh40k is just so fucking cool looking and managed by absolute mongs who cant make us a high budget tv series that would be more popular than game of thrones
>>49716454>putin>not putler3/10
>>49716506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGdpmlVECiE
Insider here. ‘Breaking news’(good) released tmrw to pump the mkts going into black 4th of July wknd
market's dyin cloud
obamaflation is fucking destroying the economy
>>49716441no, I sold all of my soxl and realized a 10k losslearned to be more careful I suppose
>>49716443Definitely denial
Not even sour hour and the drill is spinning
what price will AMD be 1 week from now?serious answers only please
>>49716284we have to get some short term rally in the next week
THAT RED CANDLE OF DOOMdamn they really arent even able to keep this shit show over 30k
pls mr market fuck the bears I dont care if I am down 5% just make all bears die thanks <3
>>49716443lmao someone replace the soijak with Mannarino
I'm such an idiot. But I'm up on TQQQ and SQQQ today. Lol. Lmao even.
SOXL is now down over 20% todayLolLmao
>the biden admin unironically blamed inflation on putin
this is actually (unironically) reaganflation
Daisy soxl is benjamin buttoning
I uninstalled my broker app and only read biz and news to get an idea of how my portfolio is doing
this is fine
Can Bobo learn to crash the market already, 33 vix? Pathetic.
I’m a poorfag and new to the marketcan you guess how long it took for me to begome a bobo
WTF WAS THAT
'CADOFLATION IS PUMPING THE DOLLAR UP
UVXY you piece of shit
>>49716639Hows he feeling right now?
>>49716549>>49716506Found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL0DlqIF4y0
>>49716628Fuck I was actually going to post that next
>>49716575How does $50 sound?
>>49716612>PUTIN.>PRICE.>HIKE.
I'm now the deepest in the red I have ever been
gApMD
AHAHAHAHAHA look at tesla
>>49716536Ikr. Best lore, mech, and universe. Yet they produce low budget janky garbage
UMMMMMMMMMMMMARE YOU GONNA SELL YOUR PUTS?
What’s your favourite painting?
It's not a stock that goes up that you can profit from. It's predictability.Can we engineer a stock that goes up and down on a 6 month interval (Floor every other 3 months, ceiling every opposite 3 months), with very high% reliability.
>>49716612He can blame it on space elves for all I care, as long as he gives me my market crash.
>>49716441Just went all in on SOXL
Has anyone checked in with the inflation fetishists to see how we should proceed? They seem like they'd be experts on the matter.
>>49716705Only thing gaping is my asshole.
>>49716739Guernica, I reckon.
>>49716612trump printed money and gave it away literally and putin invaded kivy and raised energy prices biden is right.
>>49716603Siga will pass soxl soon. Can't stop the divergence
Anyone else ever think of spinning a negress plate and taking her out in public just to make entitled white women and jogger males sneed?
>>49716726no
>when trump is in charge again, i'll be a millionaire!if you haven't made it over the last 6 years, you aren't gonna make it ever
>>49716716BUDDY
>>49716765>TRUMPFLATION.
>>49716767Yeah, but then I remember I don't want herpes.
>>49716739*cooms*
>>49716678top kekITSSSS TIMMMMEEE
pull up! pull up! PULL UP!!
>>49716752inflation came out as trans
Gamer bros...
At this point we should just take spy to 320
>>49716819how tf does she still manage to be a whore when making a photo about her heart damage
>>49716800something like 40% of women in their mid-late twenties have herpies dawg
>>49716767my grandfather would take my inheritance away.
When should I sell my SQQQ
>>49716678fucking kek
me buying calls today
>2 hours left in trading session>SPY -3.5%lamo
>>49715845sounds like you're over trading and have no discipline>go ahead and get vti then
spicy new low
>>49716853>implying I'm fucking 40% of women in their mid/late 20s
>>49716109I use 4H
>>49716496STOPNOTICINGTHINGS
NEW LOW
>>49716819lt's almost as if the vaccine has heart inflammation side effects
>>49716759>thats the joke
>3 Lower Lows in 1 WeekHOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD LAMO
>>49716138that wasn't soxl_shill and he advised nobody to buy and to follow the strategywhy do you continue to drag one of the best posters in these threads through the mud? i will split your skull open with a hatchet.
>>49716863Is this real
figured there'd at least be a little bounce on the spy to 370 by the end of day but it's drilling even harder
>>49716739
>>49716863did she died?
>>49716309WTF I'm so glad I never watched this trash.
>>49716612The inflation would be exactly the same with Trump or any other Republican in office. The sanctions against Russia certainly play a significant role. Russia is one of the largest exporters of oil & gas as well as wheat and fertilizer etc. The main reason is of course heavily increased demand since covid is over and it's back to normal combined with the massive supply chain issues / Chinese lockdowns. Inflation will persist globally for quite some time, but we are currently at the peak.
>>49716849Double the attention, without it she would already be dead.. probably
>>49716879What movie is this from?
>>49716109I used to watch 1 minute charts in 2020 for entertainment and something weird started happening to my brain so I stopped.
>>49716879>implying you're fucking any women at all
We’re getting fucked before close bros, I can fucking smell it. Big sell off. We’re already seeing volume.
>>49716860sell a little now and then a little later
>>49716726im holding vix overnight and probably over the three day weekend unless we hit circuit breakers before then i and i 2-3x wish i wouldve gotten into that satellite insider stock instead though, id already be done
>>49716908Preposterous!
>>49716940
>>49716926>begone THOT!
>>49716562I'm sorry for your loss anon.>>49716751I'm sorry for your impending losses anon.
>>49716942I hope, all in puts
anyone else watch this jew boomer? he predicted it and says low will be in october
it will end down -550 slurping hour won't let it stay below 30k.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit bros......
>>49716926Very nice
Fuck man, I sold my TSLA put right before it really got going. It’s ok though, bulls wouldn’t know these feels anyway
>>49716949biebers gf also got a stroke from the vaxx
>>49716932>releases all regulations on oilheh, sorry demochud
Mt. Sneedmore
>>49716309That's when we knew the force was female.
>>49716939Requiem for a Dream
should I sell my puts?Are we done dumping for the month?
We all know what happens next
>SPY>-3.54% Holy shit lol thats a lot of market cap shaved off equities in one day.
you could have hedged bros
I’m calling the bottom for cannabis sector. Judy bought>TLRY>GTBIF>CURLF
fuck me I think this the super shemitah TODAY
>>49716739i never liked paintings until i saw this first hand in italy
>>49716926Nice Here’s a favourite de jour
So glad I live in my parents basement otherwise I would throw myself out the nearest window
Options expire tomorrow
>>49717019I don't think so, I think this is the big one. The entire market is dangling by a thread and one more piece of bad news is going to send it plummetting.
How does it feel knowing that /smg/ will be giving blowjobs to /pmg/ for mercury dimes in a few months?
>>49716939Requiem for a Dream>>49716958If you're having problems with women try swinging down and go for darker skinned bitches. They are much, much easier to lay and good practice for working your way up to white whores.
SIDU and SIGA should team up to send gay monkeys into space.
up up and away soon?
>>49717048same. also the fact that I'm still 80% cash right now. my portfolio is basically destroyed
>>49717048LMAOI do have long positions but luckily I have two brokerage accounts and don't have to look at the other one so they're not real.
SOXL trannies...
>>49717068Not me, 90% of my wealth is in PMs I just come here to bobo post.
sheebus XLE down 6%I knew I shoulda grabbed some tsla 600ps yesterday fuck
>>49716628It's actually Nixinflation
amd please dump
Markets are closed for coonteenf on Monday, right?
>>49716536>high budget tv seriesPlease no, it'll just get fucked up like everything else.
>>49717098The past looked like THIS?!
I'm going to dump 100k into soxl if it hits 5$
>>49717136yes
>>49717081So you have 35 dollars secured and lost 10 dollars in the market?
>>49717124Norm Macdonald?
>>49716938Something weird, such as?
>>49717137that autist who made that youtube series was some of the best shit made in decades and he did it on zero budget
COME ON NASDAQ LET'S GET SOME CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>49716536>just give an actually good franchise the netflix treatment lmaono. no no no no NO NO NO NO NO.
>>49717032who is judy?i've been eyeing cannabis for a while, but none of these companies are making money and theyre all highly indebt. i'm still selling puts on CGC though cause the premiums are joocey
I can't believe putler is destroying our economy bros...
>Nasdack didnt even dump 5%uhh bobobros?
13.24 USD-58.86 (-81.64%)year to date>hmm what could it be?
>>49716939It's a very depressing movie about drug use, however because of this scene it will only ever be remembered as the A2A movie
this chart is looking like a stone skipping on the top of a pond ready to go completely underwater
>>49717164I'm sitting on nearly 70k
>>49717053Yeah, trying to sell Redbox puts to degenerate gamblers but trading is suspended
SPY to 300? something around there?
>>49717070I'm really not; I have a couple women I see randomly, but it's infrequent. Thanks for the advice, though. I'm honestly just tired of everyone's collective shit and don't really try anymore.
>>49717187Honestly I'm surprised Biden is blaming Putin instead of drumpfs economy for this one
so crazy how the market will only go down forever and we will never see a green day again
>>49717190Wait an hour
>AMD -9%>TSLA -9%
has rocker hired a lawyer yet?
>>49717220He doesn't want the trumpkins to get too uppity before midterm elections
>>49717137Just make the Emperor trans. He's a skeleton so the different would be invisible in all but lore.
we are crashing HARD tomorrow unless we get digits
>>49717170https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325733I haven't had it in two years so I think my brain is OK.
>>49717136oh cool I'll go commit some terrorism instead of watching the market go down and lose money
>>49717220Blaming Putin gives them cover to launder more money through Ukraine
>>49717221yeah I think the market had a good run but its pretty much done now
>>49717275i was being facetious
This sell off is literally a vertical line lel
I did this.
my antisemitism is growing
>>49717311Jews did this in 1913
>>49717253>the Emperor is trans-dead
>>49717267HOW MANY BILLIONS IS IT NOW?
>>49717311funny how they stuck a goy in to chair the collapse
>>49717294it's so BIG
>>49717220Putin is slightly believable whereas blaming trump wouldnt fly with anyone but the most retarded democrats.Remember that all the countries who previously purchased oil from russia but have now bought into the sanction nonsense are competing with the US suppliers for oil...so if you do enough mental gymnastics you can arrive at the conclusion that this is all putins fault lol.
>>49717216I've noticed when I pause videos of hot women they all have this look. Not sure what it means
>>49715878HELLO FRANKIE. PLEASE DONT DECIMATE MY PORT.
>>49717219If you're saying you're tired of women's shit, yeah man the brains of women are literally designed to attack and assess the mental well-being of males. Else how would they know how we perform under pressure?We're all tired of women's shit it's that hole between their legs which makes it half-worthwhile
god i pray so hard everyday to be able to see into the future
>>49717334not enoughthe US economy dies and russians get killed. win win
>>49716765>kivyIt's Kyvi, you bigot! GET IT RIGHT
>>49717374maybe you are seeing the future but in return you can never see the present
>>49716871an ass like this should be illegal.. sauce ?
>Markets closed for some fake and gay holiday invented by media to stoke racial tension
>>49717389Kiev
>>49717326I can feel your anger. It makes you stronger, gives you focus.
>>49717292what? you sound fucking retardedWere going to zero dimwit
why doesn't America have a holiday for jews but 10 for niggers seems antisemitic as fuck.
>>49717342I would kms if I were Jerome right now. There's literally nothing he can do at this point, and Biden will find a way to blame him too.
>>49717399Kiew
>>49717372Also tired of men's shit. Boomers and gen x are fronting awfully hard in public these days.
>>49717405NEW THREAD
Someone please bake, I have an important announcement for the next thread!Thank you!
>>49717404ok lol
>>49717374There will be rallys but make no mistake that we are going down for the next 1-2 years. JPOWs Soft landing even implies we will end on the ground.
>>49717412resign, leave that felon yellen in charge immediately open 300$ spy puts
>>49717415*Kijów
>>49717396
>>49717444Checked. Kek wills it.
>>49717334Stop being so antisemitic and give more money to Isr... Ukraine.
>>49716932>t. redditor that doesn't understand the basics of inflation and how aggregate supply affects it
>>49717489Why didn't Pelosi/her husband go long defense stocks? These insiders seem pretty stupid.
>>49716050Um, Richard. Have you checked the price recently?
>>49717354>Putin is slightly believableEven normie cattle can remember that there was terrible inflation prior to the war.
I bet it's going to be slightly green tomorrow. People dumped their bags in anticipation of quad witching.
>>49717616There were probably champagne bottles popping at the Whitehouse when putin invaded.>you mean now we get to burn through a fuck ton of ordinance without any risk to US mil pers and blame inflation on our Putin? FUCK YA BOYS HERE WE GO
>>49717616Yeah, just saying its slightly more believable that orange man did it. I mean people are retarded but this is easily within living memory.
>>49717537Probably because it can be used against her politically, making money on war as a democrat nowadays when progressives are screeching is not the best look
>>49717440no.webm
>>49716914>i will split your skull open with a hatchet.WOW rude