/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49714799
where can i redeem?

>>49714820
sir do not reedeem. why would you want to redeem?

>“Defendants falsely and deceptively claim that Dogecoin is a legitimate investment when it has no value at all,” Johnson said in his complaint, filed Thursday in federal court in Manhattan.
sued for token not sneeded

>>49714799
Ive had this gut feeling elon will get liquidated somehow the last few years

Tesla is still 10x overvalued

>>49714890
dumbfuck boomers will see tsla at 500 and go all in.

>>49714799
>suing for $258B

noice, 6 gorillion claimed

>>49714799
good

>>49715007
It's the damage for the entire class.

People like musk get sued everyday for something it means nothing all crypto niggers will be broke and blaming somebody and nobody will care,

>>49714878
Then Sirgay should be sued with the entire marketcap of Link.

>>49714799
>DOGE marks the end of the bullrun
>Fudding DOGE marks the end of the bearmarket
Everything is a balance

i was gonna jerk off, but reading that made be cum so hard my cat is stuck now.

Is this a meme sue or can actually go trough?

>>49714799
I have zero sympathy for animal coin speculators.

>>49714799
None of this matters at all. I can sue anyone at anytime for any amount of money as many times as I want to. Get back to me when the headline is "Musk loses 258 Billion lawsuit, files for appeal". This "lawsuit" is Flat Earth tier garbage.

>>49715195
They just want Elon to throw a couple million at them to fuck off

Please show me the tweet where Elon recommended anyone buy doge

Im really amaze about how stupid twitter crypto bros are.

>>49714799
courts will throw it out

>>49714799
This is what happens when you shill a dogcoin without any fundamentals.

If he spoke about Vinu I bet he wouldn't have had to deal with this.

>>49715197
Why are they flying in sync?

>>49714799
>Suing someone over tweets relating to an unregulated market item
I like how they think they have a leg to stand on.

>>49714799
he might go under considering his recent behavior they might want him down

>>49714890
Tesla is the stock equivalent of a shitcoin, kek. Toyota is doing better things with electric cars

There are "people" that actually think anything will come of this in this very thread.

>>49715544
>A soaring hawk can be majestic to see over the yard, but some of the glamour is lost when birders realize that hawks eat other birds. The main reason hawks eat other birds is that they have physical attributes perfectly suited to the task and birds make a great meal for them.

Much dismiss

>>49715197
Hey, but what if what you do is feed your favorite national animal instead of some stupid internet dog?
Come on, QOM has been created to do against currencies like DOGE and SHIB

>>49714799
GUYS ITS OKAY
uganda has gold, growing on trees. it's falling on the ground, he will just go pick it up

>>49714799
Reminder that it's this meme culture / clown market ideology's fault that BTC is bound to go to 10k and even maybe lower if trust is lost.

Sirs I need refund please let me redeem.

>>49714799
About fucking time to end his stale memeing

>>49715175
>cum
>my cat
Elaborate please

>>49714799
Dislike Musk a lot, but he's not responsible for dumbasses speculating on a shitcoin.

>>49716691
He cum on cat she hiss at penis

>>49716046
Fuck off nigger bot. Your shilled token name is stupid as fuck, no one will buy it and you will continue to eat feces in india

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49716896
Is there a video or something just to be sure?

>>49716691
let's just kitty went for a loud meow filled rocket ride early today, bitch shouldn't nuzzle my lap so much.

>>49715544
The pidgeon is refueling.

>>49717717
unDERSTANDAble haᵥₑ ₐ ₙᵢcₑ daY

>>49714799
Why is it so difficult for retards to grasp the difference between a Ponzi scheme, a pyramid scheme, and speculative buying leading to a Ponzi effect?

UH OH TESLA BROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>49714799
>inb4 elongate sues back for defamation , wins & poorfags will seethe and rope since they won’t have money to even pay their lawyers

>>49714799
why did /biz/ ever idolize this grifter in the first place?

>>49719108
Because he is literally me.

>>49715544

>>49717762
beautiful description

>>49714878
"Value" is not determined by some halfwit with cheeto stains on his hands. Value is what someone is willing to pay for something else. In that case, Doge was "valuable" in the true sense of the word. It still has some value, too.

His Doge tweets are too vague to be mistaken as investment advice.

>>49715545

It has similar fundamentals as any other crypto.

I'd also do it so elon musk can pay me 1 million to fuck off

>>49717762
Kek

>>49714799
>pyramid scheme
>some wagie who mortgaged his house to buy dogecoin because of a tweet is mad and is suing le evil billionaire
nothing to see here.