/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49712666
Checked, based, $1KEOY, wagmi
>And that’s why the trust-minimized application market, and the smart contract market ,is essentially the largest market in the world. Because it is a reformatting of all digital relationships into a cryptographically guaranteed form, the better form, the form that all of us want but only some of us understand.
>This is the body of work that we are focussed on.
>This is the body of work that we are focussed on.
>This is the body of work that we are focussed on.

>>49712666
EOY 2022: $1000

Just bought more LINK.
I will double my stack once it goes to $3.

>>49712666
I sold the top but then bought ROSE and it crashed all my gains from $240k to below $40k. All those years hodling LINK went down the drain.

>>49712943
Just buy $40k of LINK you silly goose

Also OP has already "fled the thread" as a 1pbtid jeet so we now have this whole thread to hang out and talk about how awesome Chainlink (ticker:LINK) is.

>>49712666
>satanic trips
>weak FUD
Imagine measuring crypto in monopoly meme money. Sats are the only thing that matters

LINK is a meme coin
You have just to see the shills to understand it.

>>49713039
>You have just to see
Is GPT3 bots losing their basic sense of English grammar bullish or bearish?

>>49713091
It could be a lie
an illusion
but it's there
and it keeps you going

BOOM palapapapapapalapapa

>>49712666
>Greedy and stupid
yes, may I add "delusional" also?
>selling
never
>your posts
irrelevant

>>49713091
I think he's a certain esl xrp shitposter, he usually hangs around link threads, it's his way of coping I guess

>>49712666
>January 1st, 2023
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>49713801
>>49713801
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>49713801
>didn't read a single word of this schizo diatribe
>1/2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49713884
It's a classic pasta you retard. Only the one about the wagecuck being picked up by the link marine general and driving to the launch site as the singularity begins is better.

>>49712666
>August 2020:
>1LINK
>June 2022:
>1LINK

>>49714170
is this true? can anyone verify this?

>>49712943
Anyone who has held link for the past 2 years has effectively completely neutralized 2 whole years of their life and portfolio. Kek

>>49712943
you deserve it rosefag

The Great Bullrun can only continue if Chainlink dies
The Great Short must take place first. There is no other way to make it now but to short Chainlink (ticker: LINK) into oblivion and send globohomo a message they can't forget.
We will put and end to their shill campaigns, their illegal use of DARPA bots, sybil attacks, paid shills and glowing insiders.