/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is raping women a good investment?

Buy EC please.

>>49711349
stop posting

>>49711342
I'm thinking Gold is about to make a ru

something smells and it's not just the niggers

Well, at least we hit crabbing altitude.

>>49711349
shut the fuck up

FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

And j-just like t-t-that

>>49711349
Just be handsome, they'll rape you instead

PREPARE FOR SLURPING

GUYS I THOUGHT SOXL WAS FREE MONEY,. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAG?

rally incoming. reversal. we end green.

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crash cancelled i told you faggots this was the bottom

When he sold you should've known it's really truly over

why do retard bulls think we HAVE to rally off no news?

So if you don't buy here, you believe inflation will continue to get worse and the fed hasn't done enough. Do you realize how delusional you sound?

Why the dollar sell off?

>>49711417
I thought you said YOU were a bottom?!

The bottom is in

Face it bobo. This is the bottom. I'm not fucking selling so you better buy back now.

>>49711406
just hold for another year or two and 2x your money lmao

I’m already committed to bagholding my other dogshit for two years but I certainly hope this GUSH crater is as temporary as it feels

>>49711394
Enjoy the ban kiddo

test

SIDU the needful sers

>>49711422
You're going to have to explain to them why the Fed has, in fact, done enough though

>>49711392
Haha this guys getting mad point and laugh

>>49711406
David Soxl got poached by Soxs Corp.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

bounced off the 3661 -3655 bottom, watching for retrace if there are any.

>>49711373
>>49711392
Actual faggots, wow. I think r/wallstreetbets is more your speed

i sold my sqqq so we can dump more. just give me 5% of your bobo gains, its all i ask.

>>49711392
kek, seethe.

>>49711423
Not just DXY but relative to all sorts of currencies... First DXY pumps because everyone needs to service USD debts as per milkshake, then DXY dumps because USD is actually toxic

>>49711417
>>49711431
Seeing posts like this make me realize how far we still have to dump

STOP BUYING

>>49711425
a bottom of what???

Which is it guys
>Line go down = good, millions of worthless feeder roasties about to be out of jobs and have to join my harem
>Line go down = bad, my poorfolio just got heemed, but still have assets because I'm not a tard who goes all-in

>>49711472
It worked

There's still not enough red wojacks and way too many cocky bullposters
We will get heemed even more, Mr. Bottoms

Will we ever have a circuit breaker again?

>>49711472
Why don’t I have one of these?

>>49711423
If I had to take a guess, probably related to ECB stimmies, and markets think Powell is going to cave similarly.

>>49711444
>digits
Nice try but it’s not gonna work

2021 was fake and gay and the chickens have already come home to roost, faggots
Since you didn’t invest in knee pads like a responsible adult, I will lend you the funds at an exorbitant rate compounded

how low are we going?

>>49711506
this
dxy will hit either 120 or 150 and then it's all over

Guys, what if - just hear me out here - what if line goes up instead of down?

That's it, then?

>>49711482
cancerbros just cant stop winning

>>49711507
The fact that every time there's a 0.1% pump the thread goes euphoric makes me believe not enough bulls have been raped to death yet

Time to give up your guns for Ukraine, chuds. Short SWBI.

>>49711422
jpow did not announce 500bpi and therefore has not done enough. next question

>>49711349
Based

>>49711482
snibbedy

>>49711529
>drooling over the fakest most retarded women
Come on

>>49711349
yes, women deserve rape and secretly enjoy it, you're doing them a favor by giving them the best sexual experience of their life

>>49711507
If they keep posting it, they will be right eventually.

>>49711524
when china officially enters the chat room

>>49711479
>>49711487
>>49711504
shut the fuck up

>>49711507
i will NOT sell
i will BUY more
you will SEETHE

>>49711551
Lib-funded SWBI share buybacks when?

>>49711575
double seethe

I am ruined ... suicide is actually an option

>>49711534
i dunno bud we havent had a good circuit breaker day since 2020 so i think we're due for some fun

god i love raping women.

>>49711575
There's no women here to white knight friend. Maybe you can try your luck with a freshly post-op tranny.

>>49711548
Yup, there will be silence at the actual bottom. As the rally peaks up speed people will slowly trickle back in, then everyone will jump in near the top.

Bears getting really cocky. Can't wait for the massive pump.

My puts are making so much money, but I also bought some calls today just in case

>>49711584
>>49711608
shut the fuck up

I'm buying AMZN if it dips under $100

I slurped. Cope all you want you trannies but I'll be over here slurpin these fat fucking elf tits. Simple as.

>>49711624
I also hedged bobro! Good going

>>49711618
in 2 years

>>49711423
>Why the dollar sell off?
Pick whichever headline you prefer:
>Swiss bank raised rates and plans on dumping stocks.
>Yields are falling as people are becoming more fearful of an actual recession.
>DXY hit a 20 year high and is retracing a bit.

Shouldn't be that surprising.

>>49711575
do you even know what a stock is?
Hint: it’s something you find in a STOCKyard, idiot

I knew I should have bought SOXS and not SQQQ

>>49711586
Post losses or larp

>>49711482
Heavy resistance at 30K everyone is scared

>>49711636
triple seethe

>>49711373
>>49711392
Faggot plebbitors

>>49711564
Why would I want to make women happy?

>>49711658
>>49711670
shut the fuck up

>>49711592
Women control, what, 30% of personal wealth? So if you short the market, you're raping 30% women by, uh, volume.

>>49711514
you know that short positions exist right

ok doe deadass we finna go below covid highs what do yall think my guys fr

>>49711683
quadruple seethe

You guys probably won't buy SIGA until its at $25 because you can't comprehend what's coming

>>49711652
Also big Bank of Japan report tonight, so there may be some positioning for that.

Bulls, if you buy puts right now you make it. Nobody is ready for this next leg down, you can tell when the rallies keep getting shorter and shorter

>>49711696
Yeah but you're also 70% gay

>>49711671
30k is a big psychological level for retail

>>49711640
not a bad idea.

GAY SEX BROS WWA

Bears will never know what mindlessly buying call options and making 1000% a year feels like

>>49711683
This is what ssri's does to you

What is going up in value? How does everything tank?

>>49711719
Tired: Prison gay
Wired: Market gay

>>49711702
>>49711532

Short oil and gas

Long equities

>>49711551
$100 gift card for a homemade slam-fire pipe shotgun?
sounds like a good deal

>>49711418
yet he miscalled every day - said Friday would pump, said yesterday would dump, said we were lookin good again... manarrino needs to retire

>>49711703
>>49711734

*yaaaawwwwnnnn*

i'm getting bored with you.... you're posting no longer entertains me *yaawwwwnnnnnnn*
Thanks for the (You)'s. Going to have my girlfriend suck my penis now (something you've never experienced)
btw you're a misogynistic racist transphobe who probably voted for Trump LMAO You mad? You mad that widdle twumpy donald diaper twump wost his widdle ewection? LMAO seethe....

>>49711532
Since I didn't make it clear, I was referring to oil.
No shot I'm selling anyone my oil stocks with XOP back at $140. Spot oil is still above $100 and this shit ETF is at like pre-Ukraine levels despite 3 months of profits.
You bears can mangle the tourists all you want, but as a longterm oilchad I'm just not gonna sell it. I just won't. It isn't going to happen.


I'm not selling this shit until Biden leaves office.

>>49711724

>>49711737
If I have a share of Shitco, and you have $100, suppose you buy my share for $100.

Then suppose I don't want to buy it back for $100, only $90. Your share is therefore worth $90.

There's still $100 (in my hands) and a share (in yours), but the willingness to buy has dropped.

>>49711768
at least he was honest about being down 35% on the year
refreshingly honest

>>49711773
Damn, looks like I struck a nerve huh ;)

>>49711342
SIGA doing amazing today

Slurp CHK?

>>49711773
Quintuple seethe

>>49711813
Those are women

Cases are going exponential, it was 2090 at 3am last night est.

>>49711813
Why does South America produce the best traps?

>>49711618
>biden id

>>49711813
Stop posting fucking trannies

Today i bought some RBLX

>>49711697
Of course I know but even shorting this fucked up market is asking to get rekt
There are going to be bear market rallies every 10 minutes

>>49711467
Lol one cannot say nigger on a blue board? Indeed fuck the niggers and dedinitely fuck jannies

what was that insider trading satellite stock that went up 25 percent yesterday?

>>49711781
as a degenerate bobo, I can respect that sentiment

Nice I can almost unload my siga bags

SPY 450 6/23

>trying to hold on to your profits in this market

>>49711868
SIDU

>>49711868
now up about 100% kek

>>49711618

>BiDEN

nice try old man

>>49711618
>that id

This market is very anti semitic

>>49711868
225%

>>49711618
>dat ID

wew lad

>>49711865
I once got a 3 day for merely posting the letter N.

>>49711913
Holy shit LOL

So is nasdack going to be -4% or -5% eod?

>>49711618
Hi Joe.

>>49711793
So he actually sold all his stock to go 100% commodities? Through what instrument?

>>49711884
>450
Just because it's 2 cents doesn't mean you should buy it

>>49711865
It's farcical for anyone who has been here since before the faggot cunt bought it off moot
It shows you how this site is basically over at this point, we never recovered from being flooded by like 10 waves of redditors

>>49711618
Pump the fucking market RIGHT NOW, you senile FUCK

>>49711905
>>49711912
damn, couldve 3x'd if bought yesterday...

>HOLD ON
>THERE WILL BE TOMORROW
>IN TIME
>YOU'LL FIND THE WAYYYYY

>>49711618

>>49711411

>>49711884
You doomed us all, now they're gonna dump, brown man
You should've left your village and improved on yourself by yourself, but no, you can't forget Fatima and thus will never learn.

>>49711618
get off biz old man, you have a country to run

not even thinking about trimming any SIGA

still accumulating

very nice market

>>49711994
>SIGA mooning on on bloody red day
I think that speaks for itself. Not selling a share until $50, holding the rest until $200.

>>49711948
So it's the top for commodities?

>>49711966
just find some small caps and it'll happen all over again, most are on retard volume today and slowly curling up on their weeklies

also small caps perform in bear markets

>>49712016
yeah VIX is still going up even though the DOW is crabbing
bad times comin

>>49712016
AWOWOWWWOWOOOOOOGGGAAA

Where is the actual bottom on SPY? 350?

>>49712018
>mooning
that word really has lost all meaning

>>49711618
>BiDEN
Incredible.

Man Ive made so much on puts this month Ive gotten so greedy. I might need to step away for a bit Im getting retarded with greed

>>49712016
It's literally not even worse than taper tantrum 2018

Let's be honest here there's zero(0) reasons for the market to go up

is SIDU a buy?

>>49711773
Hitting levels of butthurt and seethe I thought was impossible

>>49712060
its a once i mean twice in a decade event to get rich on a crash

>>49711618
>Biden id
That's the crash signal

>>49712071
Isn't inflation good for stocks?

>>49712052
250

David Faber on CNBC put forth an interesting thesis of what could be behind today's selloff:
The Swiss National Bank increased its interest rate today, and also said that they would stabilize the currency not just in a "one-sided" way -- which would mean that they might look to buy up Swiss Francs to keep the exchange rates at roughly the same level.

At the same time, the Swiss National Bank owns something like 170 Billion in US stocks, with the largest holdings being the typical Nasdaq companies (AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, etc.).
Since the selling started very early before the markets opened, it would actually make sense that the Swiss sold off some of those stocks to have more liquidity available.

>>49712052
It needs to get below 333 for anything to make sense
That means Tesla to 400 and amzn under 100

-4% on nasdaq

Sooo how much lower will spy go past pre2020 crash levels? I'm thinking that's when to even think about buying

>>49712111
Digits confirm

>>49712060
Oh anon, the market thrives on greed. There is much pain to be had, look at all the bulls coming out of the woodwork today. This might be the last leg down though before an actual real life bear rally.

Markets have nowhere to go but DOWN

There is ZERO reasons for markets to go UP

For this reason I will continue to buy PUTS

I am up 150% YTD, goodbye

>>49712060
Actually thinking about switching to calls after Friday because gut feel.

>>49712060
>not being a degenerate gambler and doubling down
ngmi

>>49711618
>Biden
C0ME.ON MAN

>>49712117
I KNEW IT WAS THE PERFIDIOUS SWISS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49712016

>>49712079
you're asking after the 450% pump in three days?

How fucked are zoomies?

>>49712114
Powell said yesterday that inflation is le bad
So everybody hates inflation.

>>49712168
more than millenials

>>49712142
she's a fatty now

>>49712114
Not when the result is more expensive credit.

>>49712187
And we were pretty fucked. Come, join us, zoomers, in the neo Reich.

>>49711952
It's actually 7.00 chud, but i will gladly buy one for for 2 cents from you

>>49712016
I'd gap up in her, if you know what I mean. OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49712018
it's quite simple, don't sell until cases stop doubling every week

>>49712060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_t7GtXO6w

>>49712144
>leddit spacing
buying calls, thx

>>49711618
Put me in the screencap

>>49712142
she's a fatty now
>>49712168
you are the new Gen X minus any opportunities whatsoever
you'll be unknown and relegated to the dustbin of history

I'm sorry fren
it's going to be hard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49712168
lowest testosterone ever recorded, highest percentage of homosexuals ever recorded

giga-fucked

>>49712175
It's legit since big inflation = more rate hike. But without fed impact, inflation is bullish

>>49712218
Post calls

>>49712205
i'm 19 yo and refuse to wageslave

I miss Burrys tweets. Hope he comes back soon.

>>49712114
Hahaha, it’s never been good for stocks. Profit margins drop, valuations drop, borrowing gets more expensive due to inflation risk. You were sold a lie

>SOXL down 18%
Chop chop.

>>49712244
Checked. How about being a brownshirt and smashing up windows?

these absolutely pathetic attempts to reverse
bros this might be the day

>>49712233
Bullish for SIGA

So the SPY bottom is somewhere around 350-360 right? That’s over $100 off ATHs which seems appropriate for a correction.

>>49712207
There aren't even any options expiring on the 23rd ya dingus, and the ones around that date are all .01-.02

Why. Chop. Didn't. Chop. You. Chop. Listen. Chop. About. Chop. SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

is NOONE going to talk about the elephant in the room?
Before the BoJ interest rate decision tonight too?

>>49712272
I noticed
Buying puts with this much hope lying around is like selling a picture of air to a drowning man.

>>49712275
>tfw my broker doesn't have gaysex

>>49712052
60

>>49712164
they're literally going to the moon or most likely can't leave earth's stratosphere due to diversity hire woke quotas

>>49712272
>thursday
Nah gotta wait for tomorrow

>>49712168
>>49712187
>>49712226
>>49712233

I'm a 20 year old American Gen Zoomer and this is going to be a very rough life

>born 1 month before 9/11, can be called a 9/11 baby.

if you haven't bought puts your basically retarded

>>49712280
>correction
We're well past "correction" my fren. A correction is a dip down one or two standard deviations in a bull market. It's a statistical thing. What we have here is a macroeconomic thing.

>>49712291
shhhhhhh

>>49712297
I just phoned my broker(male) I want to go long on gay sex.

>>49712280
We're going to 200 faggot

>>49712297
What broker?

>>49712308
if this is unironic, that's really gay.

>>49712280
hahahahahaha no, SPY bottom is in the 2XX to 300 range

>>49712168
look at my lil dingaling swing
trans lives matter!

>>49712271
sounds good

>>49711418
He bought the top on commodities.

GME BAGGIES WILL BE BILLIONAIRES

GME BAGGIES WILL BE BILLIONAIRES

GME BAGGIES WILL BE BILLIONAIRES

GME BAGGIES WILL BE BILLIONAIRES

GME BAGGIES WILL BE BILLIONAIRES

>>49712344
eturd

>>49712281
June 2023 you fucking dingus

>>49712291
christ almighty

>>49712308
what the fuck?

memes aside, was today the greatest rug pull in years? retail wasn't even given a minute to escape.

>>49712168
They’ve been saying for like 30 years now that boomers are the last generation to do better than their parents and Zoomers are like 2 generations down from that point.
And those conclusions were drawn well before we reached clownworld status

do I sell my SIGA bags or hold? I'm scared

>>49712280
my idea too, it's the 200sma using 1 week candles. should it be more can't be too much further like hard stop 300

>>49712331
There is no proof of an oncoming recession.

>>49712019
Dunno, if dubs then yes

>>49712316
>and this is going to be a very rough life
Look at it this way, I was like 22-23 when I started trading, you get to go short from the top to bottom unlike some of your more retarded mulatto perm-sporting generational friends.

>>49712360
Oof what are you doing there?

>>49712380
The proof is in the pudding bro

>>49712308
top kek

>>49711618
Go back to bed Joe

>>49712280
looking for a bounce at 360 probably tomorrow morning as we go into OPEX. Still ultimately going down so use any pumps to get cheaper exposure on the downside.

reminder: if you haven't bought puts your basically retarded

>>49712308
I want the collapse so bad niggas
I just wanna be a slaver and enslave these bitches and put them to work in the mines

>>49712363
lol yeah, and that was a 1Y chart
the spike was just 1 hour today morning (8-9am)

>>49712372
You are a fucken retard for even thinking about selling at these prices.

>>49712291
don't tell them

>>49712380
You’re right. We are going to correct this fud dip and then continue going up
Everything is okay
Everything is fine

>>49712399
they're FCA regulated and have a few cryptocurrencies i wanted to buy at some point in the far future

uh.....bros??? its below 30k is that bad???

>>49712370
It's not even a rugpull. A rugpull implies retail was baited into it. I can't fathom how retarded you would have to be to buy yesterday. I can imagine the elites just standing their in dismay as retail set out the rug themselves and then stood on it and gave the elites a thumbs up and a big grin.

>>49712351
I learned recently that this Jew invented pets.com v2.0 (chewy/Jewy).

>>49712420
>Buying 34 vix puts
Laughing whores.jpg

God I fucking love watching American commercials on the CNBC corporate television channel during total market meltdowns.

>>49712368
You mean you don't have bros to compliment your dick?

>>49712460
your mom has a chewy

holy shit Jerome make it stop

>>49712420
I'm not turning bearish at the bottom.

>>49712452
im expecting "them" to pull whatever lever is needed to close above 30k just for the psychological effect but then again all bets are off

>>49711618
Witnessed and cursed

>>49712291
It's ogre.

buy puts retard

WELL MY WALMART IS GREEN SUCK ON THAT

>>49712471
>buying 25 vix puts
Laughing horse
>buying 30 vix puts
Keking bananas
>you are here
>buying 40 vix puts
Sensible chuckle

At this point we might be getting a 100bps next month Maybe 125 if you're a bear

I think so many puts are going ITM now that OpEx will be even worse. We’ll fucking hit 350 SPY

>>49712111
It's a red Biden too

>>49712529
you should have bought puts yesterday
you’re unironically ngmi

Zoomies are already Marxist anarchist lil shits. A good ole recession soon as the enter workforce is gonna really push em

Mr pajeet, is COIN going bankrupt and or diluting their shareholders with bonds

>>49712547
we're getting 50bps next month. Regardless of inflation. Relief for markets.

great now theres resistance at 30k shits gone goofy

>>49712291
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>49712401
the proof of the pudding is in the eating

My only problem in this world is that AMD might close -10% and the uptick rule will be in effect tomorrow. It's good to be a bear, fellas.

does CLF tranny still post here?

>>49712564

>>49712291
>>>/wsg/4577598

>>49712565
that image cant be real

Who’s ready for the DXY REVERSALLLLL

Place your bets, NASD-ACK 9k when?

>>49712480
...no, no i haven't. I keep my eyes at chest or higher level in the locker room.

>>49712565
What you’re trying to say is will COIN dilute shareholders by raising equity, in order to raise cash to pay off their stupid multi billion convertible bonds that are super deep underwater?
Yeah.

>>49712575
>50bps
Oh yeah like we did yesterday right?

if you arent short your basically retarded

>>49712628
1 hour

>>49712611

>>49712646
I am basically thourougly retarded

>>49712646
>your

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>>49712603
I’m pretty sure CLF tranny is the DWAC retard who posts this ugly light skin goblin

If you’re buying puts at the literal TA bottom channel indicator you’re a fucking moron.

>>49712598
what’s this guys name again, I want to watch more of his vids but I guess they got shoahd cause I haven’t seen him in months

These milquetoast pumps are fucking hilarious
You just know there's discord servers just
>buying the bottom

>>49712660
by October

>>49712651
That would be epic. I wouldn't even mad about my losses at that point

>>49712646
>if you arent short your basically retarded
posting again
for posterity

>swiss national bank about to dump US bonds and raising rates
>BoJ about to break the yen or the japanese economy for the next decade tonight
>ECB pulling out of interest rate hikes because muh Italy bonds
yeah it's gonna be fun until mid-July
>>49712645
no, I actually expected 75-100 yesterday. I feel like the fed is about to blink because of market pressure. It's not going to help, just make things worse, but that's what they'll try

>>49712646
>if you arent short your basically retarded
You're shorting the bottom bobo

we might actually manage to go under 300 SPY at this rate

>>49712372
I say hold. Monk*y pox during pride month, large holding by bill gates, spreading like wildfire… seems bullish

>>49712696

>>49712699
Discord servers full of retards with portfolios worth whopping $500 would never pump up SPX even a tiny little bit.

NEW
>>49712749
>>49712749
>>49712749

>>49712698
Paul Harrell, he's still posting.

wasn't expecting soxl to shit itself so catastrophically in such a short span of time

>>49712696
I think it broke outta my channel

>>49712763
>/gme/
Ewww

>>49712699
And those servers are populated by nu male faggots who think wall street is .... le bad! and simultaneously are giving all their money to wall street, while trying to become wall street themselves. One of the things I love most about the stock market is that it punishes stupidity. One of the few professions in the world that properly does so.

>>49712692
its 2 different people retard

Somebody in here knew about SIDU 2 weeks ago. I remember someone mentioning it in here and looking at it, wondering why someone was saying to buy it.
Who had insider information in this thread? And are there any others?

>>49712916
someone's dad who wears diapers so the son thought he was mostly joking

>yesterdays SLUURPERS would be fucked today
Yet you tards are still posting all this retarded SLUUURP shit.

>>49712291
are those futures?

>>49712987
no.
jp10Y

>>49712052
Between 250-300 would be a return to its historical mean. However there is nothing to say that it would over-correct below the historical mean into undervalued territory. If that happens, won't case it could go as low as 100. I am not shitting you.

>>49713041

250-300 is definitely daca time. anything under that is free money

>>49712646
>The absolute state of bobos

>>49712646

You should take profit on your short before your face gets ripped off on the bear rally

>>49713020
oops i'm blind

>>49712361
Oops

>>49711342
SLurp FAIL AHAHAHAHAH F HOPIUM NIGGER