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>OMG STOCKS ARE FALLING 2-3 PERCENT!
>THIS IS THE HECKIN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDD!!!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Nigger Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>49707488

>> No.49708597

Literally sell everything before it's too late.

>> No.49708614
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49708614

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck retail

>> No.49708629
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOxvgD0KEo

>> No.49708635
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49708635

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.49708637
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49708637

Everytime I look there is more shitty news coming out of yurop. Shit is about to hit the fan there.

>> No.49708645

GOOD morning sirs!

>> No.49708649

why are siga holders all homophobic pieces of shits fuck you all

>> No.49708652
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49708654

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>> No.49708655
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49708655

BUDDY LOOK AT SHIT AND PISS 500 COMPUTER

>> No.49708661

waiting for the algos to switch to slurping for a little bit.

>> No.49708663
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49708663

Since we're posting cats I will post my nigga frank
say good morning frank for good luck to the markets.

>> No.49708665

I feel real bad for the boomers but I'm accumulating so much cheapies now its criminal

>> No.49708667

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.49708666

I wish I never bought SOXL

SOXL is definitely splitting soon, I've lost almost 20 thousand dollars. I want to shoot myself im so fucking gullible

>> No.49708678
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49708678

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49708679

>>49708580
It's not too late to buy BOIL.
>in before $140
Those Bloomberg boys know what they're doing

>> No.49708682
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49708682

What is the technical definition of capitulation?

>> No.49708691
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49708691

BUY GUNS
YOULL NEED IT POST COLLAPSE

>> No.49708692
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49708692

Surely SPY won't go much lower right? It's already nearly $100 off the ATH. This has to be near the bottom.

>> No.49708694
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49708694

SOXL is significantly below where it was before the pandemic. What utter fucking nonsense. Yeah, semiconductors as a sector are worth 40% less than they were two years ago, that makes fucking sense. God dammit man I'm so tired of this shit.

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stinky stinky!

>> No.49708704
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>>49708666
digits of satan, you are now bound

>> No.49708705
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>>49708580

>> No.49708707

>>49708682
10% in a day?

>> No.49708708

>>49708666
Hello satan. Why do you hold so long? Just take the fucking loss

>> No.49708718

>>49708694
magnified losses.

>> No.49708717

>>49708694
that.. that.. that isn't how a leveraged ETF works..

>> No.49708731
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49708731

SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.49708736
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49708736

>> No.49708740

>>49708682
Minimum of a handful of high profile suicides combined with a drop back to the all-time trendline which would be about 1850-1950 for the shit and piss five billion.

>> No.49708742

https://www.bankrate.com/mortgages/mortgage-rates-surge-6-percent/
Mortgage rates are up which shows demand destruction but there is nothing that shows a supply side crash. So why the fuck do people thinking housing is going to crash?

>> No.49708745

Powell wows don't last
3661 on spx is potential floor.

>> No.49708749
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49708749

>US MORTGAGE RATES SURGE TO 5.78% IN BIGGEST JUMP SINCE 1987
>Rates for 30-Year Fixed Mortgage Hit Highest Level Since 2008
PREPARE YOURSELF! THIS IS THE END! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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>>49708691
Is that a bobo costume?
Very based

>> No.49708752

>>49708694
Don't fuck with LETF over a period of more than a few days at most.

>> No.49708763
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49708763

>>49708694
>these are the people giving you financial advice

>> No.49708775
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49708775

SELL TECH NOW

>> No.49708779

>oh no the heckin 10y yielderino is over 3.4% do you guise know what this means?! i don't, but i do like watching clickbait yt videos that tell me i'm supposed to be super frightened :O

>> No.49708784
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49708784

I still have a watch list I made for reddit stocks, I like checking it because every day seems like a new massacre

>> No.49708792

>>49708763
We've all been there

>> No.49708795
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49708795

IT KEEPS CRASHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49708797

I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT

>> No.49708800

Took profits on half my oil, at least now if the market dies I'll still have some cash to buy back in with.

>> No.49708801
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49708801

For the past two years I have been artistically screeching about how our economy is fundamentally unsound and that these ATHs are from hubris and money printing. I hope everyone who said that was priced in loses everything. You are all idiots.

>> No.49708802

Is there a rope and coffin ETF?

>> No.49708807
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49708807

How dumb was this purchase

>> No.49708809

>>49708691
what about ammo

>> No.49708814
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49708814

I am considering selling everything and going all in on DRV for the real estate crash

>> No.49708815
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49708815

>sees nasdaq
huminahuminahuminahumina
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>> No.49708832

>>49708801
Priced in though

>> No.49708836

>>49708802
Preferably one with 2X leverage

>> No.49708837

Gonna have to get a job
What is bearable and I can bullshit my way into, preferably wfh
I'm fine with iffy pay if I can daydrink

>> No.49708844
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49708844

How the fucking hell are there bulls in this general still. If you lost money today, go back to R*ddit. You need BRASS BALLS to post in /smg/. It’s a tough racket. Gains are for CLOSERS.

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49708845

>>49708750
can some rad Chad shoop Bobo onto this?
I'm at work and I can't
please based autists

>> No.49708854

>>49708809
Ammo is more expensive than the guns. You'll just have to make do.

>> No.49708859

>>49708800
Oil will gain back quite soon
opec is going to have to reduce production as people start buying less and less

>> No.49708863
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49708863

Haha wouldn't it be funny if someone bought the top of NAIL earlier this year like a retard
Couldn't be me

>> No.49708866

All around me are CAPITULATORS
Worn out TRADERS, worn out TRADERS
Bright and early for the daily CAPITULATION
Going nowhere, going nowhere

>> No.49708871
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49708871

I got my van picked out.

>> No.49708874
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49708874

>its all trump's fault, bucko
>and if its not trump's fault its the oil company's fault, jack
>and if its not the oil company's fault it's putin's fault, son
>my fault? what a load of malarkey

>> No.49708881

Also, stop posting your fun collection on the internet.

>> No.49708883

green candle on QQQ waiting room

>> No.49708884
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>>49708649
>>49708649
Homophobe? No, no anon. I highly encourage you to have as much unprotected sex with as many men as you can find. After all it is pride month.

>> No.49708885

Oil is getting utterly smoked today

>> No.49708888

>>49708802
Tickers: ROPE and NGMI

>> No.49708891
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49708891

>>49708779
i dont know shit about anything except the sentiment i get from here and im making more money than any normie and thats whats important.

>> No.49708896

>>49708705
sauce?

>> No.49708897

I wonder how the uranium boys are doing

>> No.49708904
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>>49708844
>You need BRASS BALLS
>OH NOOO GUYS IT'S LE DUMPING YOU NEED TO PANIC

>> No.49708907

Buy the dip.
Smell the capitulation all around you.

>> No.49708909

>>49708859
If we’re in capitulation its going to crash like everything else

>> No.49708912

>>49708742
Anon how do you buy a house when you can no longer afford to live and have none savings and already debtmaxxed? The answer is you don't, and there's not enough foreign demand for houses here to fill the gaps. Even with the Chinese slurping up as much as possible. This isn't even getting into everyone getting fucked on their home loans and not being able to pay and getting liquidated and the bank repoing a nearly burnt-out shitpile because the previous renters decided to fuck the place up as much as possible before the sheriff dragged them and the kids out into the yard and shot the dog so the moving company could huck everything out the front door unimpeded.

Literally just fucking wait a bit and see.

>> No.49708914

>>49708884
THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S REAL

>> No.49708918

Only the tits can save us now, lads. Which one of us has the LARGEST TITTIES?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

>> No.49708920

Today would be a good time for Russia to nuke the world

>> No.49708921

>>49708694
In a clown world you should expect a clown market, anon.

>> No.49708927

What the fuck is going on with UVXY? It’s like there’s a fucking kid on it.

>> No.49708930

>>49708909
>If we’re in capitulation
oh no, it's retarded

>> No.49708931
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49708931

thats it im breaking out the edgy 2000s playlist since its fucking 2007 again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysho2xTWUYo

>> No.49708940

alright sig niggers I bought back in time to crash

>> No.49708938

>>49708844
Imagine a market losing this much value and you still think inflation and hikes aren't priced in. The only bears from this point are qboomer retards.

>> No.49708942

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/eduwBgDcMwY

How long until food or gas riots

>> No.49708944

>>49708914
why? that's considered mild these days.
https://twitter.com/Postmates/status/1534926284681121792

>> No.49708945
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>>49708866
>>49708866
I'VE GOT ANOTHER RECESSION TO WAGE

THE BEARS, THE BEARS, THE BEARS, THE BEARS, THE BEARS , THE BEARS , THE BEARS , THE BEARS , THE BEARS

>> No.49708946
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49708946

>Barts don't happen in stocks

>> No.49708949

OK faggots, I made some good money on the Covid crash buying the bottom and riding it back up. So after this is all said and done (and we are not close to being done) what should I buy and ride back up to maximize gains?

I'm thinking maybe something real estate related after the inevitable fallout (probably this winter).

>> No.49708951

>>49708907
>line go down?
>now line must go up
How many lower lows do you need to see before you stop thinking like this

>> No.49708961
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49708961

>>49708931
Good song

>> No.49708970
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49708970

>buy puts
>they're profitable
thank you puts

>> No.49708971
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49708971

>the economy is crashing, boomers are losing their retirement, zoomers are never going to own a house and youre laughing?

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>>49708635

>> No.49708976
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49708976

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.49708981

>>49708946
it happened last week

>> No.49708984

The Russell 2000 is below its 2019 high. Will small caps give the highest returns after we bottom out?

>> No.49708997

You get what you deserve for being duped into buying more reddit stock

>> No.49709000
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49709000

I would've made almost 100% if I would've stayed in SOXS instead of swinging for SOXL.
I don't think I'm good at this.

>> No.49709005

>>49708951
Look at the DXY.

>> No.49709010
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>>49708938
>>49708904
If you can’t calculate your favorite shitty tech companies valuation multiples and borrowing cost based on the rising 10-year yield, and do not have a price target for the 10-year yield, you are NGMI. Simple as

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>>49708970
I'm rolling mine now

>> No.49709018
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49709018

EOY price target on SPY?

>> No.49709030

>>49709005
You said it peaked two weeks ago and then it made a higher high almost instantly. Stop being naive. Stop coping

>> No.49709032

>>49708984
Yes, they always do. VIX tops first, then yields top, finally equity bottoms. It is the same every crash

>> No.49709034

>>49708912
>there's not enough foreign demand for houses here to fill the gaps
Lmao. Imagine being this delusional. If there was a crash, blackgroup is going to buy entire neighbourhoods like they did the last time. Which is why it won't happen again, people who are overleveraged on their mortgage will be forced to sell, everyone else will hold because housing is still in demand. Maybe not now but definitely in the future as our population continues to grow.

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Post yours

>> No.49709039

>>49709010
nerd

>> No.49709045
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>>49709000
I've been trapped since april

>> No.49709049
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>>49708984
i'd be surprised if most underlying haven't already bottomed out

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>>49708931
>SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

>> No.49709053

Why is market red again? It was green yesterday.

>> No.49709057

>>49708832
The collapse of western civilization is priced in.

>> No.49709058

>>49709018
2k

>> No.49709059

SQQQ and SOXS gang rise up.

>> No.49709062

What's the best way to recover mentally after losing my entire portfolio?

Im really fucking depressed guys, should I touch grass? oh man...

>> No.49709066
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49709066

You can still buy SIGA

>> No.49709071
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49709071

Every single buyer from the first 3 days of the week is now underwater.

>> No.49709078
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>>49709036
i don't wanna...

>> No.49709079
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49709079

>SIGA

>> No.49709086

>>49708807
Will pay off bigly

>> No.49709090
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49709090

There are still people out there buying "The Dip"

>> No.49709095

>>49709030
You are a fucking idiot, I’ve been here all week telling you the dollar WILL go higher over the next 3 months. The SOFR futures, the RRP facility, look at them

>> No.49709093

>>49709062
Touch a woman

>> No.49709098

>>49709053

It was green yesterday so institutions could build liquidity on the backs of permabulls. Same way it'll be until the next bullrun hits.

>> No.49709114

>>49709000
No shoulda coulda woulda in the stock market, anon. Just stick with your decisions and learn from them, move forward.

>> No.49709120

>>49709032
vix has barely gone over 30 this whole time. must mean we're not close to the bottom yet.

>> No.49709122

SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14
SOXL $14
>SOXL $14

>> No.49709124

Uvxy literally can’t get past 17. WtF

>> No.49709125

To think that I was kicking myself for selling TSM at $118 last year, before the top
lel

>> No.49709127

>>49708885

PPP trying to save Biden’s approval rating

>> No.49709128

>>49709066
I could, but I won't.

>> No.49709130

THEY PRINTED 5 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS

>> No.49709133

>>49709095
Youre not who i replied to retard, i agree with you. Dollar has not topped, yields have not topped, this is not the bottom

>> No.49709137
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>holding stocks in a bear market
lel

>> No.49709140
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im getting long. too many crying bitchass mumus rn

>> No.49709141
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYAkrsbWXo

>> No.49709146

My asshole will never recover

>> No.49709154

>>49708984
anon... 2019 was 3 years ago.
what kind of market do you think we're in?
i'll give you a hint: it starts with a b
and ends with ear
this isn't over until at least a decade of gains are wiped

>> No.49709156
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>SPY now cheaper than when I bought it in November 2020
Ooooooo weeeeeeeeeee

>> No.49709157

>>49709130
This is just the beginning.

>> No.49709162

baggies, I am a degenerate bobo and I just want to say
I am up over 25% today

Thank you.

Best,

bobo

>> No.49709164

>>49709114
I did. I'll never try to time the bottom again, you just have to wait for it to form and start upward.
I'm just trying to decide when and for how much of a loss to sell for.

>> No.49709165

>>49709120
No we are not. It will go over 45, there may be a capitulation spike there may not be, you can tell it’s confirmed when bond yields start following it down, then you buy the bottom of equities. Crash cycles are PREDICTABLE, once you are in one.

>> No.49709167

>>49709137
Unless you are Burry, it is easier to DCA in then try time the bottom.

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>>49709137

>> No.49709171

That was the bottom btw

>> No.49709176

fuck siga homophobes

>> No.49709177

>>49709130
wait until they pull those dollars back out

>> No.49709178
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>>49709036
6 months of gains gone

>> No.49709180

Why are we crabbing? What is the market anticipating now?

>> No.49709184

>>49709133
Ok my bad. I’m spraying and praying replies because fuck perma bulls, their brains can’t comprehend line go down

>> No.49709195
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Are markets closed tomorrow?

>> No.49709202

>>49708896
FX Fighter Kurumi-chan.

>> No.49709203
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SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>> No.49709206

Oopsie poopsie, now I'm holding bags

>> No.49709213

>>49709180
more blood, retard
how many times do I have to fucking say this

>> No.49709220

Uhhhh, crude is pumping.
Anyone know why?

>> No.49709225

SPY has bounced between its 150 and 200 week moving average in 2011 2016 and 2019. see if it actually holds up

>> No.49709227
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49709227

THE RALLY IS HERE
WE MADE IT BOYS 4000 BY FRIDAY

>> No.49709229

>IS MARKET COLLASPING?

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? WHO IS BUYING BTC AND ETH?

>> No.49709232

>>49709195

Nah, Monday is Nigger Christmas, markets are closed then.

>> No.49709234

You can always become a bank robber y'know.

>> No.49709239

>>49709167
it's funny that you use Burry as your example, the trader who is most notoriously known for his bad timing and being too early all the time
should have said "Unless you are Peter Lynch"

>> No.49709240

>>49709220
Everything else is collapsing
Oil is needed
Hot cheetos & taco bell is not

>> No.49709243

It’s over stocksisters…… I’m already eyeing the nearest window…..

>> No.49709252

>>49709010
>muh P/E ratios
ask me know I know you haven't made any money in the market

>> No.49709254
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49709254

I'm finna slurp more OIL

>> No.49709260

>>49709239
That's the joke.

>> No.49709265

>>49709232
markets are actually closed for nigger day?
Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.49709277

How low will tesla go

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>>49709254
Fr fr no cap

>> No.49709290

>>49709252
P/E is not the only valuation multiple idiot.
I’m up $25k, suck my fucking cock you R*ddit cum guzzler

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>>49709176
Anon please, now I need you to take off your clothes and head to the basement.

>> No.49709300

Im a bobo and I made a good chunk of change today, but Im spooked, I wonder if we’ll pull out of this ok

>> No.49709304

for the retards. my exit is 11350 in nasdaq futures

>> No.49709308

>>49709232
>I don't even get the day off
WHAT HORSE SHIT. FUCK JOHN WILKES BOOTHE FOR PREVENTING LINCOLN FROM SENDING THEM BACK.

>> No.49709315

Anyone have some tool that just auto-navigates to the next /smg/. Either you guys post too fast or the mods need to increase the bump limit.

>> No.49709316
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>>49709059
lol, the only safe haven right now is 3x leverage inverse ETFs

SQQQ is the only green stock i have right now

>> No.49709325
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I've lost thousands of dollars

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>>49708580

Every time I Look at my portfolio is starts to dump. when I'm not looking at it, it's pumping

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>>49709294

>> No.49709335

>>49709300
bobos will, mumus won’t
it’s not complicated at this point

>> No.49709344

>>49709315
you need to be curb stomped

>> No.49709348
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49709348

BUY MORE OXY YOU STUPID FUCKEN BOOMER FROM BUM FUCK OMAHA

DO FUCKEN SOMETHING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.49709358

SOXL really got the worst of it

>> No.49709363
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>>49708944
kekd and chekd

>> No.49709366

>>49709227
>spy going from -3% to -2.7% is a rally
absolute state of this market and mumu's

>> No.49709372

>>49709304
youre going long here? idk when to sell sqqq its up really nicely

>> No.49709374

>>49709265

Yep, and Martin Luther King day

I'm surprised they don't just shut down the market for the whole Black History Month at this point.

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49709376

>he fell for the weekly fed exit pump

>> No.49709377

>>49709326
Same but when i look at it, it dumps, abd when i don't look at it, it also dumps

>> No.49709392

>>49709344
fine ill make it muhself.
And WONT share it.

>> No.49709400

XLY puts doing WORK

>> No.49709402

>>49709180
It's all run by algos

That s why it's unlikely we'll ever see a major crash

>> No.49709411

>>49709376
I thought it would pump today to 3900 and dump tomorrow, i didnt go long or anything but i was hoping for a better time to enter SARK

>> No.49709410
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49709410

If Russia launches nukes its actually really bullish for ORCL because they probably launched it with Java

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>>49709294
>bar at chicago
How many stds do you think hes got?

>> No.49709419

should i sell my silver and gold for cash to buy this dipperino?

>> No.49709422

>>49709240
T Bell is like the last place to get a meal for less than $5. When we go full depression it'll be YUM supercycle.

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>>49709374

picrelated

>> No.49709436

>>49709402
last friday and the following monday was pretty spooky though. algos couldn't stop that

>> No.49709443

>>49709240
UCO about to go green for the day lol

>> No.49709448

I did a thing where I shorted $50 of SOXL and $50 of SOXS, and I'm up $0.72 today. I should have made this trade bigger

>> No.49709449

>>49709419
Silver maybe it’s pretty much useless, gold hold until you retire

>> No.49709454

>>49709410
kek
I fucking hope not
could land anywhere

>> No.49709456
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>SOXL is at prepandemic levels

>> No.49709458

>>49709422
yeah maybe 5 years ago it was
they've changed completely with the new ownership. shit's way too overpriced and there's a lack of actually good menu options

>> No.49709460

>>49708663
Good morning, Frank! Should I just ignore my portfolio until next year? I'm so red I can't even sell calls.

>> No.49709463

>>49708691
>bullpup
Faggot.

>> No.49709469
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AND WALLAH JUST LIKE THAT THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 30K AGAIN

YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

>> No.49709475

>>49709294
>this is what lefties mean when they tell you to have sex
I'll pass

>> No.49709481

>>49708637
As he should. Although I'm not bearish overall long term and look at this as a perhaps 1-2 year buying opportunity, I just look at some european countries' variable rate mortgages like greece which is very high and their economies will suffer recessionary and deflationary pressures for sure. Since the big economies are fine I'm just waiting for some nice deals to buy

>> No.49709484

>>49709463
Not only that but also lefthanded faggot.

>> No.49709494

>>49709418
Not sure, I just hope he caught combat racism so it pumps my SIGA shares.

>> No.49709499
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49709499

WHYD YOU BUY SQQQ? YOU WANTED TO
WHYD YOU POST BOBO? YOU WANTED TO
WHYD YOU SHORT THE MARKET? YOU WANTED TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlcJQYON2Go

>> No.49709500
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>>49709402
holy shit, the mumu cope is unreal
keep trying to rationalize your fantasy, faggot
never change

>> No.49709504

>>49709456
Comfer

>> No.49709508

Has oil bottomed?

>> No.49709509

>>49709410
>US gov seizes Oracle's assets for allowing this to happen
heh...nothing personal

>> No.49709537

Short OIL

Long EQUITIES

Demand destruction for oil and gas

Equities oversold and ready for a relief rally

You have been warned.

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>>49709475
>this is what lefties mean when they say to take your meds

I'll pass on that also

>> No.49709548

>>49709456

the Time to buy at covid crash bottom of $6

>> No.49709558

>>49709449
silver is basically gold, but silver, i thought?

>> No.49709564

>>49709178
what happened anon?

>> No.49709568
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70 EVENS ARE TRADING

>> No.49709579

BROS WHAT ARE SOME GOOD CANADIAN CHEAPIES TO BUY RIGHT NOW???

>> No.49709586

>>49709568
BUDDY

>> No.49709587
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Just hold.

>> No.49709597
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49709597

Did we really hit a bottom, is it all gonna go up from here?

>> No.49709599

>>49709537
You have no thesis besides copium
I know because i used to be you
If oil crashes its because equities are also crashing, and then you buy oil. There is no demand destruction for oil; go ahead and try to explain it

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>>49709579
>canadian
Don't youll get buttfucked and start considering siga

>> No.49709610

>>49709547
That's the minimum amount of meds necessary to make a white woman tolerable to be around.

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>>49709597
I want to say yes but the last 3 times I said that we went lower.

>> No.49709631

why are oil and gas companies getting rekt with everyone else
they've been doing their own thing for the whole year

>> No.49709632
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>>49709547
Listen goy, You VILL eat the bugs, you VILL live in the pod, you VILL go to therapy, you VILL take the SSRIs, and you VILL be happy.
To do anything else is the peak of antisemitism.
Also do not short disney or netflix, they need funding to continue to put out interracial gay sex movies targeted at children.

>> No.49709636
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>I miss clicked and sold BOIL at $87 when I meant to buy
>instantly pumps to $90

>> No.49709635

just fucking buy boil
why you retards keep throwing money at growth stocks
explain yourselves

>> No.49709638
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>>49709579
this is an American board
Canadians were a mistake

>> No.49709667

>>49709631
In crashes, you sell winners to cover margin calls on losers.

>> No.49709674

>>49709631
>no longer doing their own thing
sounds like a red flag to me

>> No.49709687

my butthole can't even fart anymore

>> No.49709698
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>>49709638
I'm trading in American dollars right now. I'm literally appropriating your money and theres nothing you can do aboot it.

>> No.49709705

>>49709638
>amerilard GDP dropping like rock
>Canada GDP mooning
Literally only for a few more quarters. Soon you'll be one of our provinces.

>> No.49709710

>>49709687
Bullish for SIGA

>> No.49709713

PANTS SHITTING EVENTS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH AS TRADERS CAN'T HOLD IT IN DURING MARKET HOURS
LONG PAMPERS

>> No.49709725

>>49709568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I
based

>> No.49709726

13 HANDLE SOXL
TAKE EM ALL OUT

>> No.49709738

wait till euros go to sleep then all hell breaks loose as the hamburgers get bought up with no one to stop them.

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>>49709698
my man

>> No.49709749

>>49709631

yeah it called ETREAM FEAR, Shit gets sold people go nuts. Why did every single equity crash in feb 2020. It's wasn't due to any fundamental shift, just mass PANIC

>> No.49709754
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we hit bottom, now sit on a sharp dildo and dilate a while bobos.

>> No.49709766
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>>49709705
Don't get so exuberant Canada bro. Our economy is held together by a very shaky housing market. Also the BoC only raised rates by 50bps a week ago.

>> No.49709771

mu will have sub 5 PE before summer.

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>>49709499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1VIh_lEP_o

>> No.49709793

>>49709547
Imagine not realizing you just need to fix your diet and stop drinking/smoking weed.
What a bunch of retards

>> No.49709795
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mumus its going lower. why did you stop posting mumu. where did you go? dont do it mumu theres more to live for.

>> No.49709796

>>49709698
>>49709705
>I am using the global reserve currency
you bet your maple syrup you are

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how can a us treasury yield ever be negative??

>> No.49709804
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>>49709547

>> No.49709822
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>>49709795
right here bobo, buying all the dips cuz you're out of ammo

>> No.49709828
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49709828

SOXL SUB $14

>> No.49709829

>>49709795
this isn't over bobo, I just have to contact my doctor and ask him how to fix the anal prolapse my $25.93 soxl has given me.

>> No.49709835

>>49709795
u have bloody shart to hand over by EOD

>> No.49709848

>>49709705
Isn't 20% of your "GDP" real estate?

>> No.49709851

CAM ON OIL
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SCORE SOME FAHKIN GOALS
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>> No.49709854

>>49709828
daisy soxl can't even consent anymore bros.

>> No.49709870

>>49709602
IS THAT REAL?
>>49709638
OKAY WHAT AMERICAN CHEAPIES DO I BUY??

>> No.49709873

>>49709828
remember all the people who said they'd buy a bunch if it hit 20? lmao

>> No.49709879
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Fucking markets will be closed on observation of niggerteenth.

>> No.49709880

>>49709828
Kek baggies

>> No.49709883
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>>49709796
I'm taking your American dollars and converting it 1.25x into loonies. I get to buy many timbits using your money.

>> No.49709884

How does anyone look at stocks right now and think this is bearish?
Half the money supply has been printed in the past 2 years, and this shit is barely trading above the pre-covid peak.

Even if the economy collapses, it will inevitably settle at price levels well above what was previously normal. Stocks will continue to make money, and right now they're incredibly cheap relative to what will be those future earnings.

>> No.49709891

>>49709873
Remember when SOXL_shill came back with his boomer meme about buying SOXL at $20 lmao

>> No.49709893

>>49709873

i'll buy a bunch at 6!!

>> No.49709892

>>49708863
>googles nancy quill
there HAS to be pics of this chick's cannons on the internet somewhere

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>>49709854
DONT TELL /tv/

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>>49709854
whats there gonna be left of the world at the bottom?

>> No.49709902

I looked back at my portfolio records and it shows that I am up $20,000USD since I started trading in August 2020.

Cant be all bad I suppose, you need to give back. Looking forward to buying cheapies in the fall.

>> No.49709910

The option jews will lose a whole lot of money tomorrow if this continues. Ergo...

>> No.49709914
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UVXY bros where you at

>> No.49709928
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>>49709900
Your bussy

>> No.49709931

>>49709879
>Halting your economy because niggers

Do Americans really

>> No.49709936

hedges sold the most stocks ever this week.

>> No.49709938

>>49709896
i haven't been over there in a while. how're they doing? they have any particularly fun days poking the jannies recently?

>> No.49709941

>SPY just got rugged

kek

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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.49709951

>>49709892
If there are they're extremely well-hidden because I've looked, believe me

>> No.49709955
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>>49709851
YEAHHHHH!!!!!

>Using an untested legal argument based on the Endangered Species Act, a coalition of environmental groups sued the Biden administration this week for failing to consider the harm to at-risk species from the emissions produced by oil and gas drilling on public lands.

>The lawsuit filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and led by the Center for Biological Diversity, argues that oil burned from a well in Wyoming adds to the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere that is heating the planet. And the impact isn’t restricted to local wildlife, the suit alleges, but the fauna as far flung as polar bears in the Arctic and monk seals in Hawaii.

>If the suit succeeds, more than 3,500 drilling permits issued during the Biden administration could be revoked and future permitting could be challenged.

>> No.49709966

>>49709931
Should have been for fathers day if anything.

>> No.49709968

>>49709766
Housing market won't go down in Canada. It's our only source of strength. Trudeau would never allow his pajeet hordes to go without their Ontario homes.
>>49709796
>Wants us to slurp his currency
Soon we will own all outstanding US debt, that China hasn't already nom nom'd on.
>>49709848
And?
Isn't an unreasonable amount of your GDP, Mcdonalds?

>> No.49709970

>>49709931
>americancultureiscenteredaroundniggers.pasta

>> No.49709972
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49709972

When does the d-dipperino end?

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>>49709835
>>49709822
BUDDY LOOK AT THE NASDAQ

>> No.49709983
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3666, another 3000 to go before I start nibbling

>> No.49709986

wtf bros....

>> No.49709993

>>49709938
no idea
i stopped browsing it almost a year ago

>> No.49709995

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING

>> No.49709996

>>49709955

Big OIL is probably behind this so they can keep the price of WTI above $100

>> No.49709997

>>49709955
These niggers really want $15/gallon gas huh?

>> No.49710004

>>49709972
As soon as you stop slurping and sell.

>> No.49710011

>>49709966
Amusingly Juneteenth is officially celebrated on the same day

>> No.49710014
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>Go have a call for work
>It got worse

>> No.49710019

>>49709955
daily reminder that people are the carbon
all human carbon must be eliminated

>> No.49710024
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>>49709996
Either that or
>Center for Biological Diversity
a certain Ainu shaman

>> No.49710029

Its amazing reading all the posters in here wondering why this is happening

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>>49709848
listen up here buddy don'tcha know, its aboot 13% actually. It's B.C that're thinkin' aboot there bud.

>> No.49710042

>oh yeah, higher rates are going to bring corporate lending to 0, this may be bad for the economy

>> No.49710049

>>49708655
kek

>> No.49710050

>>49709955
So if we find a way to eliminate the endangered species, the gas will go down?
Let's put our mind together bros.

>> No.49710080

>>49709579
You might as well stay cash and lose the value to inflation. But keep voting for Trudeau who said the budget will balance itself. You should have fucking known what that meant.

>> No.49710088

BUT WHY????????????????
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS THAT THE MARKET WASN'T AWARE OF YESTERDAY?
THIS MAKES NO SENSE

>> No.49710102

OIL BROS BUYING AND WINNING WHILE TECHIE MARKET COLLAPSING THEME
https://youtu.be/mmKoykU0gdI

>> No.49710115

I will short vix again. Thx for easy moni

>> No.49710117

I didn't want this money anyway...

>> No.49710119
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Hey bulls, you’re a-supposed to be a-buying when there’s a-blood in the a-street, even if it’s your a-own

>> No.49710126

>>49710029
Cognitive bias at its finest

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Currencies are behaving like shitcoins rn

>> No.49710130

>>49710088
a human read the fed data and recalibrated their algos

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>>49710088
Everybody knows is why

>> No.49710134

>>49710088
rate hikes were raised in euro banks that are known to be the most dovish which means shit is fucked

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HOW LONG DO I HOLD SQQQ FOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49710141

>>49710088
Retard, it was the delay. We had no reason to end green yesterday so the market is reacting to the 75bps today. Also jobless claims worse than expected

>> No.49710147

>>49710019
Based

>> No.49710150

Is this capitulation?

>> No.49710158

>>49709975
nasquack a shart on those dumb degenerate abortionists

>> No.49710171

>>49710150

No, need 40 on the VIX for any meaningful bottom. 3200 on S&P or something

>> No.49710180

>>49710150
not yet

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>>49710119
Aye Captain, but I cannae do it. I just don' have the buying powherrrrr.

>> No.49710187

>>49710150
Yes, quite literally is. Have you seen EVERYONE's sentiment? Keep fucking buying, bro.
Who needs cash, anyway?

>> No.49710197

Turns out house prices going up almost 3x in two years isn't bullish after all

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I sold my UVXY too early

>> No.49710208

>>49710171
3k for me

>> No.49710210

I just want to see the first red candle that is heavy in volume to start the capitulation. It'd be extremely boring watching the market bleed out for the rest of the year

>> No.49710212

>>49710197
all by design by blackrock

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>>49710210
>It'd be extremely boring watching the market bleed out for the rest of the year

>> No.49710226

>>49710115
based

>> No.49710231

>>49710210
the downside of limited trading days; a 24/7 market would correct faster

>> No.49710232

>>49710119
I'm becoming a bull after being a bear since last year (just on cash, not shorting on margin right now) and starting to feel it but I see $GME over $100, $TSLA not capitulating yet, commodities, crypto, classic value all moving in tandem which means it's not time to buy fully yet. Once I see some decoupling and the big boys going down is when there's some hope I think, always hard to know

>> No.49710235

REMINDER WE HAVE NEVER LEFT A BEAR MARKET WITHOUT VIX HITTING 45

>> No.49710238

this option expiration is the biggest expiration since March 2020
https://youtu.be/TZsMh22LREY

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I'm actually getting pleasure from the sell off. Imagine all the boomer pensions and 401ks getting vaporized

>> No.49710253

>>49710197
the great reset, jerome said it not me

>> No.49710258

Who gives a shit

>> No.49710268

>>49710150
Maybe fear. After another 40% down we'll be in capitulation.

>> No.49710270

NEW
>>49710257
>>49710257
>>49710257

>> No.49710272

>>49710150
They want to see you HOOKED.

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>>49710258
Classic sentiment.

>> No.49710284

>>49710248
I hope they start mass selling their investment properties so I can stop being a rentoid.

>> No.49710286

>>49710238
gamma bros our time is now

>> No.49710289

>>49710248
I suppose that is the bright side.

>> No.49710374

>>49708694
stock prices have nothing to do with company performance you fucking mongoloid
if you wanted to bet on the value of semiconductors you should have bought gtx 2080s

>> No.49710448

funny how oil could pump but biden handlers are trying to destroy it

>> No.49710450

>>49709294
We truly are living in Sodom and Gomorrah

>> No.49710511

>>49708807
Not at all dumb.

>> No.49710604

>>49709884
But theyre not cheap compared to the forecasts made when money was cheap. Why do you think this is happening idiot

>> No.49710629

shill me some lotto options

>> No.49710948

Why would the market go down if I just bought, it should go up since I'm pumping the market. Just the market being irrational I guess.

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eat shit mumus

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>>49708814
risky
already pumped hard