/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR FUTURES REVERSING

futes taking oil and oil equities with them

At least you had one day mumus, treasure that day now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulJXiB5i_q0

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP

putler price hike is getting hecking expensive

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

-2%
>-2%
-2%
>-2%

bruh i just wanted to eat some chinese food...

everyone is a gay bear now

>SNB hikes 50bps
it begins

will /smg/ make it through the Greater Depression?

took the AI a 5 solid minutes for this but I am happy about the first picture

>>49701577
But I'm shorting

Is it over? Circuit breakers finally?
Will the crypto NEETS finally rope and the permabull jump?

Is this happening fast, or is it just me? Bets on if EU or Japan crashes first? When will China resume its eternal Civil War Electric Boogaloo?

Also, when do I starve to death?

>>49701589
>don't worry about your money gweilo just let it happen

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49701606
China is facing internal issues right now (bank runs etc)
Japan crashes first because their bonds are cracking and they HAVE to blink soon, and then the market will completely rugpull

Show me a bigger lie in the past few day.

better be green when i wake up retards

>>49701606
red because of bank of england rate hike in 3 hrs. UK has like 9% (((official))) inflation
those retards will starve first

>>49701551
That's just the 4am pump anon. It won't last

>>49701602
OMG WE ARE LITERALLY MICHAEL BURRY IN LE BIG SHORT MOVIE

>>49701627
Found it

>>49701597
The what?

>>49701634
No I just think US and germany will collapse, although I should probably short EU too.

>>49701639
Jews FEAR the debtmaxxer.
NOT paying. Always defaulting!

Trumpflation is really going crash the market

No more melt ups pls. I want a clean line down. Thank you for your consideration.

>>49701663
I can't believe Nixon did this to us.

>>49701651
The US will survive, the EU on the other hand...

Total Chinese victory.

>Futures
IS THIS HOW MELT UP LOOKS LIKE?

YOU FUCKING LIARS

WHY DID I COVER MY SHORTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY VTSAX
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Beware. The stars are LITERALLY aligned

Bearish engulfing candle.. in pre market..

>>49701695
>WHY DID I COVER MY SHORTS
Exactly, why?

>>49701684
That wouldn't have happend under Andrew Jackson. #notmypresident

>>49701627
That's not QUITE a lie on his part. The truth is the recession is happening regardless. It would happen if he cut back to zero. It would happen if he used the forbidden technique (negative rates). Once it starts for real it doesn't stop until it runs its course. Right now the Fed has to hike to try to put some kind of brake on runaway inflation. They have no choice on this. So in that sense he isn't exactly trying to induce a recession.

>>49701627
>atlanta fed: downgrades q2 gdp to zero
>powell: the economy is showing no signs of slowing down

>>49701629
it ain't gonna be

>>49701717
We need to restore the English Monarchy. This policy of low taxation is irresponsible.

>>49701663
Yeltsin's price hike needs to stop NOW!

Look at that buy volume. We aren't going anywhere

>>49701627

>lifeguard shortage
How do I profit off this

>>49701697
those are planets

>>49701589
KEK

>>49701777
Checked and correct, although they do be lookin' like big-ass stars doe
>>49701740
BRUH IF STALIN DON'T GET OFF HIS BULLSHIT WIT DESE PRICE HIKES I SWEATERGAWD lol jk we all know it be da niggas behin' an' financiering dat wigga byeden doe.

>>49701777
Imagine believing that actual stars could move

Prost to holding cash prior to this downturn

Are you fucking kidding me.

>>49701722
I hope he calls me before he uses forbidden technique so I can buy some Cathie calls (ARKK call options)

>>49701871
Good morning

>>49701871
priced in doesn't mean we aren't in a bear market.

>>49701871
I thought the dump would be next week.

>>49701525
will get long when spy is around 360. 340 is the absolute bottom.

>>49701900
Can we get a coffee zone going buddy?

>>49701627
> link will pump after consensus week and staking will be announced :^)

im a fucking genius at losing money on the stock market holy shit

>Posted June 14th, 2022
https://supchina.com/2022/06/14/chinas-stock-exchanges-are-delisting-a-record-high-number-of-companies/
>With more stringent securities legislation and regulations, Beijing has implemented a policy of “survival of the fittest” on China’s stock exchanges, which are aiming to whittle out poorly performing companies, as well as zombie and shell companies.

Kek collateralies.

yurop fucked, Dollar milkshake incoming

>>49701627
>Show me a bigger lie in the past few day.
this bullshit right here

Just let me know when it's circuit breakers so I know when to call in the bobos

>>49701931
I couldn't find it right now but there is a funny clip of Cramer telling people to sell stocks to cover their need for then next five years right at the bottom during the 2008 crisis. When Cramer tells people to sell at a loss, that's the bottom.

>>49702004
KANGZ got gold, hoe. Now standby for the bugmen to invade them for it. China Numbaruuuuu onneeeeeeeeee

imagine the day we dump lower than pre covid highs
will be funny

LOOK AT THAT BLOOD RED PREMARKET

>>49702004
31 million tons of gold ore
0.00001 g/t au

>>49702089
The tasteful thickness of it

Today we smack circuit breakers.

considering exchanging my eur for usd. not because of the QE thing (nothingburger imo), but because i'm worried about another debt crisis in general.
anything that speaks against it other than the fact that the US has decently high debt?
is there even an alternative to the USD for parking cash safely (i don't believe in the gold meme)? maybe CHF? but they've still got ramping up inflation, negative rates and they'll likely also get fucked by europe's weakening global position, no?

SOXLsisters...

>>49702148
Nah, Bullish...MeltUp told me shit would only go up from now on.
Where has he been? Did the retard finally rope or splat?

>>49702190
The old guy or the guy who posts here?

>>49702004
you're sweatin' a lil bit there, goldbug

Futures are healing bros

>>49702200
idk the difference between the two, but I'm referring to the obnoxious bitch who kept permabulling a couple weeks ago like it was funny; hasn't been seen since. Wonder why. Maybe grew up and got board of contrarian meme posts or actually finally roped? Maybe lost a bet and agreed to never return much like our beloved Tinny

Imagine falling for the buy and hold SOXL meme.

When was harbinger of the meltup actually seen? I haven't been on smg in a while

>>49701968
i keep averaging down and it keeps falling
i am literally starving myself to save money every month to keep pumping this dumb casino
fuck my life

>>49702150
bonds. kekekekekek.

TTF is up 50% in the last three days
Why is VET flat?

>>49702261
last seen*

>>49702261
The real meltup guy is actually bearish now lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRYGtHet6iY

>>49702150
USD is the best bet right now (which tells you how fucked up things are)

PULL UP BUDDY

YOURE GOING TO CRASH THIS MARKET

>>49702293
Wait... this guy is harbinger of meltup? the guy posting here?

>>49702236
WE DON'T NEED SEMICONDUCTORS ANYMORE !!

>>49702234
Nah that guy wasn't the real Harbinger. The real Harbinger is the only one who knows what he is doing. You can't just simply say you're a Harbinger. It's not that easy to be a real Harbinger.

Just pull the plug.
>raise interest to 10 %, US and EU
>EU stops saving Italy and other poo in the loo member states from themselves
>end all forms of foreign aid
>close every single nation state border, no flow of people or goods in or out
Leave to cook for 60 years, draw conclusions and see what to do afterwards

>>49702236
Lumies get fucked

>>49701774
Stop employing so many lifeguards

>>49702001
HIGHWAAAY TOOOO
THE DANGER ZOOOOONE
>4% yields
>150% debt/GDP
>literally gives 6% of GDP to Jews
lmao

>>49702320
yeah, so hopefully the fake cunt obnoxious mass reply pos roped, right? Also, I just hope that somewhere out there our beloved Tinny is smiling down upon us up to his tits in k-pop cuties...

>>49702236
Perfect way to put an end to the SOXL shitters. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, and laugh at the SOXL obsessed retards with a graph of what the future holds for them.

>>49702263
I might need to keep /biz/ posted about my moves so they can do the opposite for guaranteed profits fucking hell mate the ride never ends

>>49702236
It's hilarious all the avatarfags and SOXL shills are immediately quiet when the bear market is going on and only showed their heads once there was bull trap recovery and the pause we had in selling only to now have disappeared again.

>>49702360
Shitty article, Mario Draghi isn't facing reelection. He's also a 200IQ sociopath so everything should be going according to his plan

>>49702360
Revvin up the printer listen to her howling roar

STOCKMARKETFUNDINGDOTCOM

>it's getting even worse
>sub 370 soon

>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever

>>49702429
>Mario Draghi isn't facing reelection
Good thing that's not what the caption claimed then.

>>49701968
>-98%
Me too anon.
I made ALL the mistakes.
I kept thinking one more time.
Buy high sell low.
Options that loses 90%.
Why am I like this?

I want to watch the stock market burn.

>>49702449
nvm am dumb, but still. His government isn't supposed to exist after this election anyway

IT WAS A FAKE OUT

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

So this the (rape) correction that bratty market was needing.

No mercy

>>49702473
>So this the (rape) correction that bratty market was needing.
yes

>>49702412
>>49702419
lol are SOXL tards the /smg/ equivalent of Pajeet crypto scammers?
"Dooooth, please do the thankful and buy put/call sahrs. Very very good profit come to gracefully, sirs. Please sent Apple gift card or 1ETH for my champion. I chat on gurls on facebook while ascending stocks, sahrs."

Uuuuuuh
Is it a good thing when circuit breakera happen in pre market ?

>>49702293
He's right though. Fed is jumping rates 0.75% every month now when we've had 14 years of ZIRP. Not even giving the QT any chance to do its work before jumping the gun on hikes. They're triggering a crash and will reverse when it becomes obvious they're killing the economy.

>>49702004

Lol yes. That thread earlier was a good reminder of how poor the signal to noise is on /biz/. Basic critical thinking, too much to hope for. Cope is a powerful force for turning people's brains off I guess.

>NASDUMP -3%

>>49702263
>I make sacrifices to lose money in the Jew casino
>I use the dumbest most cattle-like strategy
Why are goyim like this? You could have just listened to Bobos. Or shorted VIX futures and you'd be about unchanged since January.

>>49702263
Fasting is safe and effective - yeah, i have eaten nothing but cereal since last Friday. I do it to both save money and punish myself, and i will continue doing it - another fkn huge loss for me.

Got a question about knockout warrants. So if I buy 100 short knockout warrant on Nasdaq for 8$ a piece, and sell them back at 10$ a piece, do I have any obligation what so ever towards the emitter after I've sold?

It's not like I'm selling a put to them? I've read all the info documents but you nigs are poodle intelligence friendly so maybe someone can explain how it works.

Circuit breakers today and Powell will have a live press conference.

SELL EVERYTHING WERE GOING DOWN I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>49702535
>the absolute state of Mumus in 2022

MONEY NOT IMPORTANT
ONLY FOOD IMPORTANT

so what are we pricing in right now?

>>49702573
The other 75% hikes

>>49702573
The next rate hike

>>49702536
I just read up what that is.
You don't own it anymore so it's not your problem.
Correct me if wrong.

Red futures = green day

>>49702573
The next 3 yeara of recession

>>49702573
$250 WTI

>>49702535
>fasting
>still eating carbohydrates
Oh boy!

why is the max pain for SPY $415? are we about to get the biggest short squeeze ever?

>>49702586
Not this red

>>49702573
this right here is because central bank of switzerland surprised with a 50bps rate increase
they are seen as extremely dovish, safehaven currency - when there's big risk in the markets, money flows into the swiss franc and the yen
when they raise rates it makes their debt more attractive, which makes capital inflow into their currency and debt, out of equities
on top of that, if the most dovish central bank in the world is raising rates, it means that shit is serious, that all central banks will be aggressively raising rates to fight inflation; globally money becoming more expensive = equities down
there is also a real fear with rates rising this high that there will be a debt market implosion, where countries will default or be unable to service their debt (see italy)

>>49702586

>>49702573
Recession

LE CIRCUIT BREAKERS !!

>>49702549
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But we are drilling to bedrock.

>>49702592
i didn't eat a cpl days, only once another - im skinny - muscle and bone - like a corpse.

>>49702585
Right? It tracks the underlying asset with leverage, but nowhere does it say that I can cash it in and receive any securities, unlike an option. The thing that threw me off was that it says "Parity: 100" which almost made me choke as that's the equivalent of a mirrion dorra for the amount I bought.

Has anyone heard of a little thing called SQQQ?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet

>>49702373
>hopefully the fake Harbinger roped
Agreed. Only real Harbingers. In fact we could use one at a time like this.

I was wondering why crypto was holding up so well. And there it goes.

>Fed finally hike rates
>Everyone screeches about the market recovering because of it
>Market dumps overnight

JOHN ROCKER YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY DID YOU CURSE THE MARKET?!?!?!??!?

>>49701525
>up one day
>reversed the next
>up again
>back down again

Why are falling prices considered bad? I know it causes unemployment which in turn leads to falling demand, but isnt this just transitory untill prices reach a level that will automatically cause demand to go back up and thereby reverse the proces back to a growth economy?

Yurop is shidding and farding.

We tried to tell you how fake the pump was.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

what are some bread ETFs?

>she thought the "pump" yesterday was anything other than a dead cat bounce bulltrap
oh no no no

>>49702774
I just see gap downs and more gap downs

>>49702776
Because it punishes debtors. And governments are the biggest debtors. Tie this with lefitst welfarism and you get this mess.
Only economists who speak favorably of deflation are germans who blame inflation for hitlers rise.

>RDBX running back up

-___------ guess im gonna buy in fuck it clown world

>>49702776
>he believed in the transitory meme
OHNONONONONOOONOO

>>49702293
this guy literally said like last week we were gona see 20,000 on the Nasdaq and 6000 on the SP500. now the meltup is over gtfo

>>49702783
not like this

>75 bps hike with even more hawkish fed today
>balance sheet reduction underway
>consumer sentiment at record lows
>china preparing to invade taiwan
>STILL can't break 3700 convincingly
kek bobos blew their load and it's still barely down 20% ytd.

>>49702774
is not a crab, shorters are getting wiped out and then we sink more and more and more until we reach the bottom of the ocean and find a monster. ( i am that monster)
>>49702704
btc is still 21k so not doing to bad compared to rape of stocks
>>49702331
isnt that tranny already dead?

>>49702889
it takes time for everyone to realize how fucked they are.

We end positive.

>>49702923
hehehe, you are alright

OIL BARONS?

https://twitter.com/u_me_reality/status/1537333719723286533

>>49703004
Neat

Hey I just learned the guy behind pets.com 2.0 (chewy) is the Gamestop Jew.

>However, the country intends to reduce crude oil exports slightly in June, warning that oil prices may rise even further before the end of the year, noting that it will heavily depend on the balance of supply and demand.

russias deputy prime minister said this.

OIL BARONS!

>>49703004
is gas retard, not oil. Fuckers are blowing it up so they can increase the price for euro cucks, fucking kek.

>>49703064
Expect many fires in various industries and many insurance claims.

Holy shit today is going to be a red sea. Thankfully I still have my puts and they'll all recover.

>>49703004
uh-oh siloviki bros did we get too cocky?
maybe look for the phone numbers of those decadent western engineers we just sent home, eh? Tell them to bring 7 new wellheads too, I'm sure they can get it past airport security in their carry-on bags

yurop dumped after swiss bank hiked .50 today

>>49703064
gas just dumped, someone was saying there's too many things against it to go up, will blowing them all up do the trick? seems finnicky.

>>49702816
Same thing but with futures so it's 23 hours/day

>>49703060
And when Biden goes to the saudis to lick their balls, they will let him gobble them for hours just to then tell him there won't be a production increase

Holy fuck american stock market is just pathetic. You will never recover from this rugpull

>>49701871
Did you actually believe the pump yesterday? its been this exact way every fed meeting. Pump during the meeting into close. Then giga dump for rest of week.

The same exact thing happened when they did the 50 bps hike.
Why didn’t you load up on sqqq yesterday? Did you REALLY think higher interest rates are good for the market?

Oh god futures oh god not like this

>>49703164
he's all gums at this point - every world figure is making hunter jokes right in front of him by now.

the real rug pull is when the fed bumps the rates up another 25bps THIS FUCKING WEEK

>>49703164
hope so. im a bit worried that oil crashes among the first. at least did in 08.

Europe stonks not looking good mumus

>>49703195
We pumped back when yellen raised rates from 2016 to 2018. It's not the interest rates alone.

>>49703195
>>49703250
Yeah the Fed is not buying mortgage backed securities anymore.

>>49703232
Is almost ath, it will crash like it did 05 and 08, we just dont know when

What should I do with my remaining $100 at open? Anything silly

>Futes

Lol. Ell o fucking ell.

why does nobody care about the DOW any more?

>>49703283
Reminder that Cramer was wrong/shilled again. Lmao.

>Euromarkets crash
d-does anyone want to hire a boymaid?

>shame

>There’s anons that really thought we were going to rally or melt up after that extremely fake and gay exit pump

can someone tell me what the hell happened overnight? like what was the news?

>>49703317
I sold everything in the pump. But I bought a 2dte call just in case I was stupid. A small 300$ donation was made to a market maker from me

I thought my euro puts would be dead today, but instead, I'm up another 8k. Up 30k grand this week. I'm really happy, bros. Think I'll buy a 3080 ti to treat myself.

>>49703328
we are pricing in the stuff

>>49703328
Idk but I think this guy is gonna nail it

>>49703328
Euros are raising rates

>>49703328
>what the hell happened overnight?

>>49703332
>30k grand
30 grand us dollars*

>>49703328
It’s almost like people realized how fucked the real economy is and Jpow came across as a pussy who’s too indecisive for the situation.
>>49703331
Nothing wrong with dipping your toe in as long as you realize it was a total gamble and not done off pure hopium

>>49703328
The last time Switzerland raised rates was in late '07 and that should frankly be all you need to know to know why everything shit the bed today. Friday will probably rally a bit so everyone isn't literally planning their suicides going into the weekend, but Monday will be another blood-red day.

>>49703377
I'm really hoping too see 3500. 3200 would be incredible

>>49703332
bullshit

>>49703328
>>49702610

>>49703441
It's not. I've been both super bearish and super right.

>>49703445
doubt it

>>49703332
>not waiting for 4090 in september
Ngmi

>>49703450
From the 10th to today, I'm up that amount on puts and inverse etf's. If I'd bought more puts, I'd have done even better.

>>49702825
i could have bought and sold for profit already if i was not a retard.

is it another leddit meme?

>>49703468
>waitfag

>>49703405
>The last time Switzerland raised rates was in late '07

>>49703405
Father’s Day and Joonteef both on Sunday...pottery
>>49703422
Same sub 3300 is a distinct possibility but not until Q2 earnings really start rolling in and people realize what bad shape the consoomer is in. It’ll be interesting how many streaming and other subscription services get cut since that will probably be where consoomers start cutting back first

oh god oh fuck

Does anyone here hold an accumulating broad market etf?
Would it make more sense then distributing for long term holding? But I don't want to incur capital gains just to get a return on my investment.

>>49703469
how much did u buy to get that return? if it's going lower, why not buy more?

Didn't read, didn't do any research, not looking up any statistics. Can someone give me a QRD on whether we'll be read or green today? Thanks.

>>49703343
RSI is fucking worthless

>>49703519
Ye bro Green today, all day

>>49703343
>rsi
>bollinger bands

For me? It’s short INTC.

>>49703519
We like to gamble here

>>49703502
That's not an easy calculation, since I tend to rotate weeklies when they get too valuable. I'd say 4x and 5k investment with puts and 10k with etf's. I had lots of money in the eft's.

>>49703493
Fuck yes. I may cancel some now just to add to the fun. I really want start making a long 3500-3200 but I'm actually kinda worried we didn't pivot outta recession last time without QE and no chance the fed is gonna go straight back to QE and cuts anytime soon

>>49703486
Yes.

Reminder we've never left a bear market without vix touching 45 at least once. Have a nice day

>>49703328
Ye got beartrapped.

this fucking kike

>>49703576
so are you going back in for more?

>>49703650
>oopsie poosie doopsie, better luck next time, Goy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49703650
Meanwhile Bob and Pablo in their basements predicted where inflation would go without any issues. Her problem is that she's told what to say and think, which obviously means she's biased as hell in her views on things.. WHICH is further proof you should never trust these people

>>49703650
If you're not noticing that fed and treasury officials are literally physically morphing into bears in front of your eyes you're not prepared for what's coming.

The ceo US10Y is having a hell of a year

>NASD-ACK GOING TO DO NEW LOWS
Top kek
El imperio goblino americano tumbles

>>49703670
I've noticed some technical, positive divergence in today's chart, and there's strong support here. I'm going to be more careful now.

>>49703581
>>49703633
That’s why I wasn’t fooled by that pump yesterday. Jpow basically said the Fed was going to do the exact opposite of what 90% of Wall Street has been calling for and they’re going to do a slow bleed of small rate hikes with continuing QT even in the face of increasing inflation and he laid out the case that the Fed is going to drive our economy into stagflation.

!!! Bank of Japan monetary policy out tonight !!!
With what's been going on with the yen this is a big one.

Also, bank of england in 25 minutes.

Germs are now almost -3%...

>>49703693
I automatically assume anything from them is the direct, exact opposite of what is actually happening. I actually assume that for the vast majority of anything the government or MSM says. It is stunningly accurate to do this. Shit won't be getting better until J-pow-pow-SKRRRT-BLAP-ting! is smearing blood on his face and chanting in hatian over a dead chicken in a live press conference wherein no less than two of the reporters faint.

>>49703732
>they’re going to do a slow bleed of small rate
The 3 50 bps and 1 25 bps through end of year? That 25 seems pretty low imo.

>>49703727
lel ok

>>49703732
>drive our economy into stagflation.
Fun

CRYPT

>>49703732
And that's gonna be the worse imho. There is a lot of old money from 00-08 that's going to jump ship.

Any other president would've told Powell to knock it off with rate hikes already and just tell the Congress to balance the budget since Midterms are so close. But this fucking guy doesn't seem to care if the market is in freefall. kek.

>cosmetics and hair-care companies are going belly up

MAKEUPSISTERS...

>>49703808
*screams MAGA gang and putinflation in you’re path*

>>49703808
It's the strongest economy ever.
That's what they keep saying

>>49703808
Reducing rate hikes would cause the market to get even worse. The market wants inflation gone. And balancing the budget wouldnt necessarily reduce inflation.

>>49703693
Dumb money didn't realize JPOW said he is going to buck break inflation which also means rape correction of the entire market and economy. Cheeky American Economy running up inflation like the brat it is someone should have taught it a lesson years ago.

>>49703781
What even is value?

Morning :)

The pump made me lose money on SPCS but my divy stocks are still on the ground. What gives.

>>49703808
>But this fucking guy doesn't seem to care if the market is in freefall

Not his problem.

how are we looking energybros?

Buying SIDU. Expected a dump in PM but it has only pumped so i feel its gonna pump more today

>>49703878
enjoy losing 20%+ of your capital

buying puts is free money

Oil bros...

ive been listenin to jesse livermore audiobooks from jewtube.

very good stuff in them.

Wtf is even worth doing at this point? Should I stay out until commodities crater even harder and then wait for a Fed pivot?

selling puts is free money

TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIME IN THE MARKET GUYS

>>49703909
I bought natural gas yesterday

>>49703889
Why do you say that ? Is it gonna dump today? Im up 2% already should i sell

it's gonna open low but we will bounce right? Line doesn't just always go down right?

>>49703923
Time out of the market beats time in the market in 2022

>>49701525
It's like winning a battle royale

4 MINUTES

I am down 1.7k from yesterday. Will shorting make it all back for me today?

I was expecting to wake up to a boring crab today, nothing like this.

>>49703981
For what?

>>49704013
Bank of England announces rape hike :^)

>>49703923
>>49703939
I never understood this shit about "time in the market"... i mean does that really hold true when the fed is raising rates? seems to me like in history you want to be out of the market as they raise rates

>futures
Well that didn't last long. What's the reason this time for this fake and gay dump

Should I uhhh use leverage on SIGA?

No surprises from BoE.

>>49704041
Switzerland.

Digits say Saudis shit in Biden’s mouth. Checkem

>>49704041
You mean fake and gay pump?

>>49704033
It means more than 5 years, zoomer

>>49704033
it applies to people trying to swing on short term trends, it's a meme for long term trends. if you don't have a decent understanding of where the things you're investing in are going and where the macro situation is heading, you probably shouldn't be investing.

>seems to me like in history you want to be out of the market as they raise rates
depends, there have been a couple cases where a rate hike wasn't that bad and markets welcomed it solely because it ensured that things wouldn't go bad quickly down the line. but this is not a "cooling off" hike, this is a "we must permanently make the demand side kneel and beg for mercy" hike.

>>49704029
Isn't 1.25% rate the expected?

>>49704074
any time it pumps its always you faggots that keep bitching about it being illegitimate and yet all of you are quiet when this shit goes the other way

So why did it pump on the Fed hike but is dumping on the Swiss and British one?

>>49704101
when the world starts pumping, investors realize how bad things really are. everyones in the same boat, in a race to bring down inflation.

PRAISE ALLAH MY PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING SAVED HOLY SHIT

>>49704097
Nigger

>>49704101
A hike from the most dovish central bank wasn't priced in.

>>49704044
17 is around 10

>>49704093
i donno maybe I'm wrong but I've been mostly cash this year. I've still been buying some S&P500 as it falls, but not very much.

Feds are going to pause rate hikes after July

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49704171
And look retarded?

>>49704171
stop posting this ugly inbred jew

>>49704101
Fed 75bps was expected and what the market wanted to see. market bullied the Fed into doing 75bps and 'taking inflation seriously'
50bps from SNB was unexpected - surprised expectations - the market views the SNB (and BOJ) as the most dovish of all central banks - if you see that the most dovish of them all is raising 50bps, then shit is fucking serious - their currency is seen as a safehaven currency - when there is a lot of risk or fear in the markets, money flows into the Franc, and out of bonds / equities (people sell their bonds / stocks and buy Swiss Franc)
now that they are raising rates it makes their currency even more attractive, which sucks money away
the biggest thing is the surprise to expectations
if the market had expected this, it would have been priced in, and we wouldn't be dumping now

>>49704044
>in one week that guy has more sexual partners than all of /smg/ combined
If you guys want to be rich you need to get dirty, simple as

https://youtu.be/qXW8ll1z4VQ
<3

>>49704033
It means over time markets have always gone up. Historically if you DCA over 15 years you have always been fine but if you try to time the top or bottom you are often rekt.

>>49704171
JPOW clearly guided us into believing that he'll do anything to kill inflation. The raping will not end

>>49703889
Damn hows it feel to be wrong retard kek

>>49703878
>>49704209
we'll see
I would sell here and take profits - take the win
sharp reversal on open is extremely likely

>>49704215
>>49704215
>>49704215
NEW

>>49704190
shit song, cringe video, kill yourself

Fucking yuropoors

Go to hell you weak faggots

>>49704183
the market really is like some needy emotional woman that constantly needs to be coddled and told everything is fine or has another bipolar breakdown every 5 minutes

>>49704230
Oh is someone, some greedy ass bitch, down this morning? Boo fucking hooooooooooo. Have your mother send me your suicide video.

Wtf is sidu doing niggas? Don't they know it's a recession?

>>49704234
I read in a book once that the best traders all had jewish grandmas. kek.

>>49702263
Same here. Starting to think I should stop bothering.

>>49704209
congrats though on the premarket trade
be careful applying the same logic here to other run ups in the future - 4 out of 5 times, you will get burned, and you will lose 20%+

>>49704188
That's why being gay is so fucking gay

>Vetting sexual partners unheard of
>No repercussions except diseases which have now all largely become treatable
>Sex never fulfills you so you fuck as many people as you can
>Poopoo on peepee
>Peepee in pooper
>Damaged intestines
>Alcoholism
>Drug addiction
>Annoying AF
>Literally trying to groom kids
>No gays are forklift certified

It should be clear to everyone here that gay is NOT the way

>>49704330
That's true. But a 3.5 billion dollar nasa contract is a bit of a big deal

>>49704336
would you fuck me if I had a forklift certificate?