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What can I get you, pal?

>> No.49700540
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Clam Digger, boss.

>> No.49700573
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>>49700501
Jack and coke please.

>> No.49700580

>>49700501
i'd like a nice warm shot of heroin please

13 months stone cold sober next week. it sucks when things are bad all i think about is that relief ill get if i use again. i told myself ill go back on drugs and kill myself soon if btc drops down 20k but im not sure, it coulda just been some copium

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49700583

one big bag of Matic tokens please

>> No.49700599

>>49700501
Scotch, make it a double, neat. Something peated. You have a menu? I could eat.

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>>49700501
your finest scotch on the rocks and a bag of vinu also on the rocks

fucking bobos

>> No.49700643

>>49700501
irish coffee, double up the jameson.

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>>49700501
Monster, white version

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>>49700501
A glass of your finest whiskey.
I'll pay cash, but in truth, the mumu's are the one to thank for this round.

>> No.49700675

Get the big tittied bartendress over here pal; the breastmilk's on me tonight lads!

>> No.49700679

Margarita with a dash of cyanide pls.

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>>49700501

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10 shots of vodka

>> No.49701015

>>49700501
Water with a dash of apple cider vinegar.
What are some marketable skills beside coding a 26 yo semiNEET (bachelor's degree and wagie) can learn? I've sent over 300 applications since February, but either get ghosted or bomb the interviews. I've be
considered going to trade school because I don't really have anything going for me and still living with my folks with almost no savings is embarrassing.

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>>49700599
>be me
>go to lounge for the first time in my life
>they only serve whiskey and wine
>after i tell the waitress what whiskey i want she asks "ice or neat?"
>in my head i hear "NEET" so i pick that one even though i much prefer it with ice
>only ever get NEET whiskey when i go out from that point on

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Vodka

>> No.49702018

>>49700501
Is paying to a professional dom worth it. I kinda want a pretty girl to step on my face

>> No.49702044

>>49700501
Glass of milk, thanks

>> No.49702062

Bloody Mary and an eighth of coke please.

>> No.49702084

I've never been to a bar. what do i ask for there

>> No.49702219

>>49700573
Looks like a comfy feel

>> No.49702226

>>49700501
A nigger behind bars sir, extra rapey.

>> No.49702275

>>49700501
Cold tea.

>> No.49702311

Rum and coke
Lime
I just fucking tired and want to get over this part of my life. Modern living is so fucking wierd and dystopic
Do you mind if I smoke here?