/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49691257
Hey Bartender
I'll have one Capri Sun Pacific Cooler Flavor please make it a double, with shot of crown inside
Thanks

>>49691257
Mix me up one of those suicide margaritas. The one with a cyanide pill. I want to go out partying

>>49691257
you do protein shakes?

>>49691310
you're in luck. sometimes my kid hangs out in the back office and he left some in the fridge. coming right up. you have great taste btw

>>49691394
there's a little protein in this bloody mary mix. best i can do. cheers

>>49691257
A Jin tonic, sir.
In other news it’s been rough lately. Life feels empty, the world insane
Did I lose money? No, I learned how not to. Did well this month so far as a couple of trades worked out but as I said, it’s not enough to escape and the walls come closer…

>>49691564
if it makes you feel better a lot of people are in the same boat. try to be patient and nice with others. a lot of people are feeling the heat. good luck fren

I'll take a whiskey on the rocks, barkeep. Takes the edge off.

im drinking tequila

>>49691597

>>49691257
I am so fucking baked and I could use some coffee. I think I lost about 10 years of my life evading scamwicks today. Wew lads.

One bottle of onions, barkeep!

>>49691257
I'll take your finest juice box my good man

>>49691257
A bottle of spirit barman. This market has got me dry. I don't even know what to do no more.

>>49691257

I'll take a royal bermuda yacht club. HODLing from a very comfy position. Everything is peachy except inflation has finally hit the supermarkets where I live.

>>49691257
Glass of milk pls

>>49691257
ill have a vodka cran, just started my new job will be getting paid soon, excited to slurrrrrrp the dip. can't complain.

One glass of fresh loli piss please

>>49692101
good to hear about the new job. i hope you buy the bottom and make it next cycle

>>49691257
Hello Barkeep, I'd like a flute of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 2008. I want to spend what little money I have left to spite my creditors.

>>49691394
Yes but you have shake it your self.

>>49692234
based. sometimes you have to forget money exists and live a little lavish while you're still here

right uhhh, i'm gonna have one dark and stormy, one old fashioned, one pornstar martini, one espresso martini (garnished), 2 shots of sambuca, hibiki on 2 rocks, oban (neat), a pint of guinness and a pint of lager shandy boss

>>49692240
lol

>>49691257

can you get me a cold glass of whole milk? shot of syrup in it if possible, simple or maple will do.

the woman problem has been bothering me again, or at least, the lack of having one. How're you, Mr. bartender?

>>49691257
Gimme six doubles of straight everclear so I can get the courage up to do the needful, thanks. I'll tip good, won't need it anymore.

>>49692705
as long as you didn't redeem you haven't lost any money and bobs still await you next cycle

>>49692686
could be worse. you hear a lot of stories when you're in my shoes and life sure has some solid people down right now. things are good in my life luckily but it can weigh on you a bit

>>49691257
Ill take your finest bag of cocaine with some VINU to the side

>>49691257
a punch in the face and kick in the balls,

I think something inside me is liking getting my ass kicked.

>>49691257
One Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze easy on the ice.

Absolutely tired of the scam known as the stock market, just want to get rich, get a nice plot of land somewhere rural or in the wilderness, diversift my wealth into physical assets, and never have to worry what Jerome Powell or the Fed will do. Hand a decent sum to the family so they too can live a comfortable life not worrying about the wage cage or what Jerome is about to do to their savings.

Ahh thanks.
*sips on the Baja Blast Freeze*

You know barkeep? Just a comfy life, no more of this manipulation just some peace and quiet, yeah that sounds good. Just keep a little in stocks that can generate mostly passive wealth ensuring that I never have to work nor my descendants.

*spits out the Baja Blast Freeze*

Who am I kidding what woman would want to marry me and I'm not taking an ugly woman.

*chugs the Baja Blast Freeze*
*leaves head down in shame while experiencing brain freeze*

Argh
No money
No wife
No comfy life
Just a slave
Another Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze, heavy on the ice.

Thanks, u-uh leave the container, it's gonna be a long night

>>49692969

you're a good person for doing this. I am less in 4chan now than I used to be but I'll always love the strange and wonderful people in this place.

>>49693021
*looks across the bar*

Yeah I've been coming here less often, just reaching the point I may have no choice but to be a wage slave till I'm old and a financial failure in the eyes of my family.

*sips on Baja Blast Freeze*

Keep, one Baja Blast Freeze on me for that guy, thanks.

one glass of virgin period blood