/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49689314
I once sharted at a job interview. Still got the job though

Average 4chan poster's willpower

>>49689314
ive done this myself and i looked the hiring manager dead in the eyes and said "excuse you" in front of a panel of five other officer workers

>>49689314
https://youtu.be/KbLGt39Rh1M
Based

i shitted in the bathroom at the job interview in between job interviewers

>>49689380
i could actually taste it in the air
i did not get the job

>>49689314
You should have been proactive and tried to blame it on the interviewer. Like suggesting they hadn't showered that morning or something

>>49689314
A true chad would own the fart

>>49689406
I fapped in the bathroom on job training

>>49689314
>rip a fat one
>sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffff
>"What smells so good?"

>>49689314
Could be worse, I shat myself once during a 6 hour plan ride, full diarrhea in my seat with no escape

>>49689314
i urinated in a job interview one time

>>49689314
did you get the job?

>>49689380
Based beyond belief

>>49689380
though fictional this is hilarious

>>49689314
i find excuses to talk to colleagues i do not like, so i can go over to their desk and do that thing where you sit on the corner of their desk when you talk to them, and then i fart on their desk.
>also, if i know the meeting room is about to be used, i will go in there to fart, even if it's my meeting

>>49689380
pls be real

i almost passed out from nerves at an interview. they had to bring me water, i was dizzy, i pretty much fainted. i didn't get the job, i got escorted out

If you were a woman(female) Id hire you in a minute brap queen

>>49689633
Why did you do that, are you German?

>>49689406
Shitting in a bathroom is pretty normal Anon.

>>49690249
because I really wanted to sit in my own shit anon and thought it was the perfect place and time to experiment

>>49689314
Just shit on the desk next time anon.