/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49685273
SUCK MY COCK

So why exactly does the market like more 3 pt hikes in the future?

APOLOGIZE.

SIDU is a $4.00 stock

>sorry about your loses bobo. Gonna need you work a double shift today at the warehouse

NO FEAR

>>49685332
Reduces uncertainty.

>>49685332
Besides inflation things actually look pretty good out there.

yall bobos got real quiet all of a sudden

>>49685332
at the moment it cares more about taming inflation

ONE STOCK

BUY SMALL CAPS. HISTORICAL LOWS. SMALL CAP ROTATION.

>honk honk
t. Jpow

I guess this is it...
The bulls fucking won...

Give me a stock under $10 I can sell puts on

>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

>>49685332
it doesn't, it's just an exit pump
people bought bags, now bags will be dumped
people bought shorts, shorts got liquidated
yada yada

wait till quad witching friday

>>49685355
Lost it on the file name.

Oops sorry guys I accidentally turned the dumper on, I cant find
the fucking switch stand by

>>49685383
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MUCH I BUY

yall a buncha broke ass niggaz

>>49685452
Bull: prepped

>President can't control the price of free market commodities
worst meme EVER!
No way around, US - and the world - is going into recession.
Lifting ALL sanctions on ALL countries & allowing energy to be sold in the reserve currency (while dollar still is it) is the only hope of this unicorn soft landing they've been harping on about.

I dont know what to buy or sell I am spoookerino'd

So the FED sees interest rates peaking at 4% and then starting to go back down again in 2024? Are these people fucking delusional morons? Real inflation is double digits. 4% interest rates ISNT GOING TO DO SHIT. These fuckers are going to let inflation continue to run rampant and fuck us in the ass. Abolish the FED. They are not working in our best interests. Their one goal is to fight inflation and they are unwilling to do that. Interest rates should be 10% TODAY.

>>49685479

>>49685482
Just hold.

>>49685452
You just know.

>>49685401
kek

Holy fuck. Look at the red candles on the nasdaq

Can someone explain why we would hyper-pump on this news?
It makes absolutely no sense.
Is it literally just a squeeze to fuck over bobos?

GDPNOW reports 0.0% growth. Fed decides to hike 75 points guaranteeing a recession. Stonks go up.

>>49685501
im all cash

>>49685482
Sell your boipussy

>>49685401

>>49685519
bullbros?

>>49685441
Plz link the original song to this ongoing meme

You guys know that friday and next week its going to giga dump again right?
or are you pretending?

>>49685526
Did I stutter

>>49685522
It's been doing this shit after every FOMC meeting and major speech by Powell. How do you fuckers keep falling for it?

>tfw shorted the bottom
>now have to hope it goes down enough to clsoe it painlessly
EEEEEEEEEEEee

so he said he'll be doing 75 points hikes from now on?

>>49685273
guys I bought guns
will this help in this economy?

>>49685522
Bond market priced in 0.75 hike with las few sessions of trading.

>>49685553
Buying all I can now in that case.

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>49685519
what, you didn't expect this?
The market's about to close, time to dump
Deep red tomorrow once the markets actually digest what powell said
Unironically not taking 100-125bps off the table and saying young people will be priced out of buying homes is the most hawkish he's been ever

>>49685401
saved
bobos need to watch and learn

I want to sell a c3900 on SPX but I'm afraid of the post-fomc day as well as the quad witching

seriously, this is the most bullish thing ever. why aren't you buying up? debt is more expensive, which means banks will see higher earnings. BUY BUY BUY.

schizo market

I bought DRV at the bottom.

>>49685522
it's just fake & gay bullshit.
Pumping their own shit that they'll gradually sell tomorrow & Friday.
That's all this shit is, the govt artificially pumping here & there to buy their shitty foreign policies time

when does the bad man leave office so mr market can be nice again

>>49685588
is the bird ok

>>49685524
>GDPNOW reports 0.0% growth
predicts

>>49685575
Nice cum tone Steyr.

>>49685605
"higher earnings"
no, it just means a lot of credit defaults and foreclosures.

>>49685600
p3900*

>>49685522
higher interest rate=better return from investing

>>49685542
Here you go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

>>49685624
No it died from eternal bleeding minutes later, very sad, many such cases

>>49685575
Pretty neat collection anon. That aug is pretty sexy

>>49685625
GDPNow is extremely accurate

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

>>49685624
I hope.

>Google what the interest rate hike affects
>Credit card interest rate
who the FUCK would pay even a single goddamn cent of credit card interest rate?

>>49685667
>>49685625
it doesnt matter anyways since it's going to be recalculated to -0.5% by end of next week

>>49685675
exit pump for wall street

>let’s just double down on lying lol

well now im only down 12% i basically just made 2 grand way to go me

>>49685675

>>49685675

You got exit pumped.

>>49685675
Literally what do you mean it’s been volatile as fuck like this for weeks anon

>>49685498
6% causes the US national debt interest payments to cost more than the entire US armed forces (Thank Trump and Obama for the 40% increase on debt each) Also the fed has the lever of quantitative tightening to lean on unlike in the 70s.

I'm apparently very dumb and very confused. The man just raised rates, but $US10Y is going down? Shouldn't it be going up? Or am I just not giving it enough time to take effect? Someone smart please help me understand.

THE FED OS FUCKING BORING

>>49685500
wholesome
grooming bulls

nice bear market rally

>>49685542
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS CHART
TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME

(ALL I KNOW)
STOCKS ARE A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THEM GO RED AS JPOWELL SPEAKS

>>49685655
Thanks man

>>49685693
Unfortunately it is one of the few most easily accessible ways to generate a credit history.

>>49685675
exit pump
I hope you aren't holding wall street's bags in a recession anon... you might be holding those for the better part of this decade and even the next one if so
>>49685723
look at it after Asian markets open again

>>49685693
doesnt it also effect non fixed rate mortgages and other loans like that

>>49685693
All the morons that carry balances month to month on their CCs probably. It’s mind blowing how many people do it without a care in the world while they get raped by 30+% interest.

vix bros, what's happening?

>>49685663
I have about 20+ pistols and rifles
I like my ww1 surplus luger that was retrofitted in 1920 to be a .30 luger (post treaty of versaille)

got a Makarov, tokarev and a bunch of commie cop pistols and random rifles
it's fun

>>49685723
it was priced in and now we are taking some of that price out, but we might put it back in again later

>>49685743
No it isn't you retard.

>>49685723
there is no logic in 2022
inflation plus sky high rates equals gold down
cats and dogs are living together
pandemonium

>>49685743
Lol...?

>>49685693
you're forgetting how retarded normies are with debt

Hahahaha retards were buying at the end

Like a recession is coming you fools. This is not bottom. What kind of tard baby buys on powell hiking up over .25 than what he said

What happened? What did jpow say? I thought we reached that the consensus was 75bps, pump then dump. But it hasn't nigger dumped yet? Am I priced out?

>>49685773
Gold is just simply gay and people understand that now.

>>49685784
I am a normie. Normies pay bills. A monthly credit card balance is a bill.

>>49685764
I wanna start collecting eventually but I don’t have a house yet and I don’t need to have 20+ guns in my 600 sq ft apartment lmao. Godspeed gun anon

>>49685743
It's about USAGE, not paying the interest, ya donut.

>>49685773
Rates are low, and they are going to go lower long term, then possibly negative.

>>49685794
>gdp up 5.5%
>inflation up 8%
this image is giving me anxiety

And now you're

HOOKED

WE WARNED YOU

NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS

>>49685745
I bought puts on $TLT thinking surely this would force the price on that to go down. Am I retarded? Or do I just need to give it until tomorrow? Thanks for trying to help me be less dumb.

>>49685806
ehhh I like collecting antique guns and have my Gucci rifles
I want a pristine finnish Mosin Nagant next

>>49685743
You still generate credit history by paying it off each month before getting charged interest

>>49685807
plenty of people don't pay past the interest-free period and get charged

So yeah i don't give a damn about inflation. 2021 - 4119 raise, 2022 - 10000 raise + another 8% on top, 2023 - up to 12% raise. Ho hum life is good.

>>49685806
Why not, put cages on all 4 walls and make your apartment a live in gun vault

>dat 1 minute candle suddenly going deep red
WHAT

fucking little rat faced kike all he does is lie and fucking lie some more then dodge questions and lie again. FUCKING KIKE

Should I sell my SIGA bags to buy SQQQ for tomorrows open?

>>49685851
TLT yields will shoot up, so yes price is going to go down, its just not going to be immediate. I hope it wasnt 0dte

Powell literally lies... 100bp is NOT off the table, even if he says it is. He will never stick to it. If inflation comes in higher next month, then he will hike 100bps

>>49685794
when the SPY dumped from 415 to 375 in three days, what did you think was being priced in? 0.5bps?

>>49685842
But what didjpow said?

>>49685874
this shit is on track to end red, but the second i type this itll jump 200 points

Ignore this at your own peril.
Its spreading faster outside of Africa now then Covid spread outside of China.
Buy SIGA.

>>49685883
expiration is friday

>>49685901
he said young people should be priced out of the housing market so that it returns to sanity
>>49685920
you'll be fine, with OPEC on friday it's going to dump like a saudi hooker

Feel like its time to go all in. Getting strong vibes that everything is gonna be ok in a month.

>>49685893
And if inflation levels off or is lower, we pump like no other pump

This dump being this early is unironically alarming, pretty sure we gap up big time tomorrow

>>49685743
I've never paid a cent of credit card interest and I have an 800 something goodgoy score. Who cares anyway, don't borrow money for personal expenses.

>>49685916
why should I be worried about gay buttsex pox? I'm not OP

>>49685944
yep

>>49685855
Wait Gucci made rifles lmao?

>>49685773
New generations dont invest in gold since most of them were born without the gold standard, gold is now just another boring commodity. Some countries are stocking up on gold so maybe if there is a complete loss of confidence in fiat currencies we might get a resurgence of gold.

>>49685893
>powell literally lies
Wow shocking

>up 3.5%
can't wait for the jews to suddenly dump shares one minute before market close

>Short everything that man has touched

fuck i bought at the worst time i suck

>>49685954
it's just a bounce off of the top.
SPX peaked at the verrrry top of the bear market margin, and then bounced back in it

>>49685954
A rare person with pattern recognition

>>49685916
Yeah, selling 1000 treatment courses a week. Hoo boy. They'll be raking in the cash.

>>49685675
Short liquidation.

>>49685941
He said opposite he siad home prices were to high.

you are selling right now right?

>>49685941
thankyou friend. i will hold onto your assessment like an irrational child and ride this bitch.

>>49685972
dear noguns anon
Gucci rifles just mean premium rifle makers like KAC, LWRC, DD and others
it means they weren't cheap

What a fuckin tease

quick do I sell my SPY puts at a loss or hold on

>>49686007
no lol

yellow in this graphic is a retail $SPY sentiment indicator we track. arrow 1 is March 2000. arrow 2 is yesterday. (please ignore stretch of missing data in the middle)

>>49685764
Very cool anon. I'm going for all the battle rifles of ww2 right now, have Germoney, Italy, Russia so far.

>>49685983
same - was up $466, now down $37 and fear i will keep losing

>>49686014
Expiration date is important here, what expiry?

>>49686014
depends on strike and expiry

Excuse me, Jerome
But what about the FUCKING MONEY

>>49685974
I’m young and I have 15 ounces of gold

Now Mumu is partying, but next week is blood red.

>>49686034
7/22

>>49685987
That’s the only thing my semi autistic GATE 140IQ brain is good at unfortunately

>>49686023

>>49686053
Holy shit based The Rock poster.

I lost everything today fuck, all my puts led me to -1700 its over

>>49686054
> You are a normie

>be boglehead
>buy some SPY at 400
>market tanks monday
>oh shit, better average down a little
>average down with cashgang to 376 average price
>sell at 382 for small profit
it's that easy

Ended the day pretty good even if that last pump fucked me over a bit
How about you lads

>>49686053
There is no fucking money. The pump's over.

McDonalds doesnt put lettuce tomato mayo on a crispy chicken sandwich by default anymore? what the fuck we are in a recession confirmed.

>>49686012
Ah I was thinking maybe they were forced to make them during WWII or something lol am dummy

TIME TO WATCH BITCOIN POST CLOSE AS A SCHIZO INDICATOR FOR TOMORROW MORNING
WEEEEEEEE

We went down, we went up and now we are crabbing again as we did since the morning

the market expects another 75bps hike next month, putting us at 250bps

>>49686059
You're asshole is blood red isnt it?

>>49686098
>eating shit and being surprised when it's shit

>>49686091
Weird

>>49686064
Hold. This isn't over yet

>>49685522
Short covering

>>49686059
aint nobody partying with a paltry 1% increase on FOMC

>>49686064
Keep em (however you should always do the opposite of what biz says so make of that what you will)

>>49685743
Credit history wants you to pay it off it doesn't want you to accrue debt lmao. Set your cc on auto pay and you generate the same good credit.

>>49686104
your good
my AR15 right now with all the modifications is worth about 4.6k
it'll be worth over 6k by the time it's done
>I just fucking like em

That anon who's dad told him about SIDU's dad was right about SIDU.

>>49686122
im having a cheat day

>>49686092
Not a boglehead. HISSSS

Lmao who the fuck is buying, are they insane?

>>49685807
>>49685864
>There are people who live outside of their means and don't pay off their credit card balances every month and try and save money
This is how you get stuck in debt and a pit of despair. Unironically the best you can do is take a loan with a fixed rate that has a lower interest rate than your credit card rate so you don't get raped by your own credit card. You still have to dig your way out paying off the loan but at least your debt isn't growing into a fucking mountain...

>>49685575
>tfw all four of those are banned in my state

Long live the glorious New Jersey SSR

>>49686144
What was the claim?

>>49686098
Niggers don’t like vegetables on their chicken.

OH WHAT A DAY
WHAT A LOVELY DAY

The market liked Jerome's speech

>>49686160
sorry i forgot to mention my mutual funds and bonds

In the midst of one of the most chaotic days in recent history only one stock remained completely unaffected by the overall movement of the market.

>>49686098
Not by default you have to make sure you get the right one there's like 4of them now

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>49686167
rest in pepperoni when the inevitable chimpout claims your life because you couldn't shoot back adequately

>>49686183
digestion, friday is key

>>49686162
>he doesn't know about the melt up before the crash

>>49686141
I need to buy night vision before I'm priced out

>>49686163
Yeah but the type of normie to get caught up in cc debt like a retard isn’t the type of normie to realize they can do this. Most of them just bury their heads in the sand and allow it to continue to accrue

>>49686173
Tomatoes are a fruit.

>QQQ dumps right after close

I hope you closed your calls before close, MüMü

buddy look at SIDU. where is rocker?

Let me spell it out for the slow kids in the back.

annnnnnd its closed
probably not even going to sleep holding vix overnight, maybe i need to get drunk

>>49686170
Weeks ago, said his dad never mentions stocks but he told him to buy SIDU.
In retrospect he must have been privy to government contractor chatter.

>>49686187
>gme

After over 3 years it finally happened. I got assigned on an option early.

Never happened before.

>>49685273
That was too close. I was almost a mumu sandwich.

>>49686217
so are you

>>49686210
The joke is that it's giving a thumbs up

>>49686200
-1700

>>49686187
>GME being low beta

>>49686217
Are cucumbers a fruit? Apparently nothing actually defines a fruit or a vegetable specifically.

>>49686214
same I want dual psv14's
gonna cost me 5k+

EVERY GOVERNMENT PERSON WHO UTTERS THE WORD RESET DESERVES AN IMMEDIATE PIE TO THE FACE

>>49686092
>be idiot
>hold cash in inflationary environment
>don't understand what opportunity cost is

Why didn't you invest the cash when you originally had it? If you invested all your cash 5 years ago and leveraged margin you could have bought SPY at 242 you idiot. Anyone holding cash is sub 100 IQ.

>>49686224
So we’re looking like pretty green tomorrow and possibly Friday before we run down again?

>>49686234
Cool, I wonder where it will go from here.

>>49686268
how do you look at that chart and see anything positive what the fuck

And once again.... every move I make is wrong

>>49686224
Thursday? red
Friday? red
The rest of June? red
The rest of 2022? red

We will never see green ever again

>>49686259
worth it

Well since BTC is basically behaving as an index
time to watch the BTC chart now that the market is closed

who wants to bet bitcoin eats a massive pile of shit and so will the market tomorrow morning

>>49686243
lmao

>>49686257
Yes, they're a berry.

>>49686268
He literally spelled it out, we go up short term but remain in a downtrend channel

>>49686200
I’m 50% down since the beginning of the week. I might just inverse my life desu

>>49686273
I'd say $20s very least. Female CEO, space, www.reddit.com fags, easy media coverage. etc.

>not what you see in the text books
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

if you ended the day with poopy pants... don't look at the market tomorrow.
signed jerome

>>49686296
Probably because based on anons trend lines we’ve already broken bottom support? What do you think this run up today is? Is your brain functional?

>>49686224
>*squealing saxophone*
SLOW LEARNER!!!!

>>49686322
Checked. Never underestimate The Power of Pussy.

>>49686267
>it’s your fault for being robbed by inflation!
I still belly laugh at any claim the fed cares about “stable prices”

GIGA DUMP TOMORROW

Bought some SOXL again hehe. This is definitely the bottom.

hey remember CRSR lol

Tesla gonna hit 1k again

>>49686308

>Waiting until around September to buy dividend stocks, holding cash until then
How retarded am I?

>>49686366
After the split.

>>49686215
Yeah... I'm actually curious how much of the population is doing just that right now.

>>49686367
>lovenstein

>up 5%
>jews dump less than 1k shares with just 30 seconds left of the day
>close at 0.1%

>>49686222
permabanned

>>49686353
>GIGA DUMP TOMORROW
No chance bobo. Try again at S&P 6000

>>49686367
Watermelon is the biggest mindfuck of all.

>>49686379
Selling SQQQ around Sep when bottom is in to buy divis

>>49686397
Le’hiyem

Got it, it's a perfect reenactment of last time. -4% tomorrow, not even accounting for the following days.

LOLOLOLOL

I'm shorting all the stocks up tomorrow morning.

When will bulls learn

>>49686222
Unbelievable, his Jewish friend was actually correct.
Jews really do have access to insider trading at all times.

>>49686365
Oh yeah the cursed stock. Let me see what it's up to n- oh no no no it's just about to break the ipo low. Oof.

>>49686379
Long term? I don’t think you’re retarded? Short term? We see a relief rally. Don’t fomo. There are uptrends within bears

>>49686310
Thanks for explain it to the short bus.

>>>49686425
id jerk off but blue + pink in the same photo is an immediate boner kill.

>>49686412
Man I think it might be a longgg time before we see S&P 6000

>>49686162
I'm dying laughing watching those last minute buys. I'm no stock guru but even I'm waiting out till rate hike is actually priced in or for recession to buy the dip

What happens Thursday Friday

>>49686426
Inversing your plays kek. Keep me posted.

>>49686476
another -4% like last week

>>49686200
+2.58% today
-27.61% total

>>49686367
>>49686394
This

Just more pilpul to make everything meaningless in the eyes of the goyim

2s10s yield curve inversion avoided. recession avoided. moon mission confirmed.

>>49686222
Hes banned lol

>>49686394

ehehehe

>>49685341
What a Chad.
God he’s so strait forward.
Makes the schizo basket cases here seethe to no end.

>>49686459
…what?

>>49686476
Needless to say.

>>49686502
This is like Perry Bible Fellowship, but extra cringe.

>>49686496
what if i told you that we're in for more pain when the GDP prints negative again?

>>49686365
Unironically crsr hasn't taken a hit as much SOXL or other companies considering they just strap led lights onto computer equipment.

damn, still couldve 2x'd buying SIDU after people linked it this morning
was that the last golden ticket on /biz/?

>>49686502
What’s the joke here?

>>49686476
Meltup to SPY 389, maybe 400. 415 likely to be seen sometime next week, down again from there. Screenshot this.

>the guy who said the vaccine makes you immune to the virus gets the virus
we were lockdowned over a fucking FLU!

>>49686536
and MU is going to sub 5 PE.

Alright boys that's a wrap, just another cruisy day of losing money

>>49686459
unironically based

So fundamentally everything is still bad

>>49686537
holy shit rockers dad is an insider

There's no good news to warrant a rebound

>>49686589
Yes, but within expected parameters of bad.

>>49686589
yes, Jpow said .75 is not on the table at all last month. This month he whips it out and says everything is on the table. We aren't stopping until housing market crashes from bonds soaring and unemployment doubles.

I fucking knew I should have sold my CVNA puts yesterday... FUCK

> the market will just go sorta up by itself lol
Why?

>>49686589
Yeah

>>49686589
Yeah, but it's not worse than we thought just yet.

>>49686543
srysly?

>>49686666
checked

>>49686646
it's a figure of speech anon, the market isn't sentient

everything you guys are talking about is priced in.. how about being forward looking for once

>>49686646
At a certain point, you just can't not buy that dip.

>>49686694
you think we will be back to an era of ATH's any time soon in this environment?

>>49686725
fuck no. lol

>>49686305
ayyyyye i gots all the bitcoin i need

>>49686725
>any time soon
Probably a long while off, considering SPY would have to do like 125% to set a new ATH.

NEW
>>49685427

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>>49685427

>>49685427

>>49686725
ATH is 2030 at the earliest.

>>49686691
then look towards chinese chip production
yes they are shit
but they have the resources and the market is getting killed by shortages
also Russian real estate

>>49686224
Some perspective. Thin green line is my prediction for this and next week -> next month.

>>49686666
>srysly?

>>49686804
Ukranian Real Estate. A three bedroom condo in downtown Odessa goes for like 30 thousand dollars.

>Was up 12k on spy calls
>hesitated and sold at 5.5k
>bought some more spy calls
>sold at 3k
>only profit 8k today

Only a little mad

>>49686217
biologically yes, culinarily no

>>49686367
>i hecking love science
>what is cuisine?

>>49686848
how much did you put in it to start?

>>49686224
We broke underneath your meme line, there is no up, it's now resistance. Is that what you're telling me?

>assume office
>cut of pipeline day 1
>end subsidies
>end drilling
>sanction 3rd biggest exporter
>blame putin for high gas prices
>refuse to elaborate

I'm actually kind of impressed.

>>49686476
i'll go to church

>>49686956
At least he doesn't tweet mean things

>>49686425
>>49686459
Does anyone else see the reflection of the furby.

>>49686956
It's genuinely amazing how badly the Dems fucked up. Imagine defeating a sitting Republican president flipping the Senate you still end up worse off than before, fucking retards the lot of them.

>>49687377
The democrats are considering forcing Biden to not run for re-election if it has any chance of hurting trumps reelection chances. The dems are that fucking obsessed and I don’t understand why. It’s so bizarre

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>>49687856

>>49685675
hubbert's peak

>>49685723
somebody's gotta buy high

>>49685740
classic

>>49685804
but itll always be valuable...