/biz/ - Business & Finance

I dont respect women bros

How is this going to affect People of color ?

OH NONONONONONONONONO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CMON CIRCUIT BREAKERS
CMON POWELL HAVE A STROKE ON CAMERA
LETS DO THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -ACK

>>49682116
Powell said POC job participation is at all time highs

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WTFWT

BOBO?
BOBO???
YOU OKAY???

Conference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

>>49682475
He's lying through his teeth

wild swings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFclpoxI_-M

>>49682716
I feel it!

my stocks keep tanking

the government and rich people are literally manipulating the stock market

i can't win

the game was always fixed/rigged

EVEN THE FUCKING SQQQ IS FUCKING FAILING

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Lads, you know what to do.
Inverse the fed reaction for free money.

Jesus. My UVXY is fucking me. I fucking hate this market.

Nice squeeze baggies

After he finishes talking, we are going to have a massive pump

>tfw debt free, 90% cash and 10% oil

bros im starting to wonder if all that panic in recent years about systemic risk in terms of leverage, debt, real growth, etc wasn't just schizobabble...

>>49684102
Spy puts?

even the uggos are qts

>>49683303
it's post-FOMC volatility, just wait it out
Here's what happens:
>interest rates up
>spending up (consumer credit debt also up)
>APRs shoot up on credit cards, mortgages shoot up
causing
>spending down
also
>GDP flat if not negative
sell now, buy late 2022/early 2023

My puts....

You should clean up this market here, because this market here is... like an open sewer, you know? It's full of filth and scum. Sometimes I can hardly take it. Whoever becomes the Fed Chairman should just really clean it up, you know what I mean? Sometimes I try to trade and I smell it, I get headaches it's so bad, you know? They just... they just never go away, you know? I think the Fed Chairman should just clean up this whole mess here, he should just flush the market down the fucking toilet.

>>49682116
Does she need some help getting up?

we will bleed for the rest of the week

would you?

>>49683041
its easy bro
do the opposite that the banks tell you too

I want to say something antisemitic

SOXL to $25 this month, all selling pressure has been exhausted

>>49684185
yes to girl in the back, no to that jew nasty cunt

>>49684177
No it can roll into the water to be in its natural environment

>NAME CHANGING
> WHO HAVING MASSIVE PRESS EVENT NEXT WEEK
>ECONOMY TAKING A SHIT
>RATE HIKE
>WHO PUBLISHES MPX TREATMEANTS AND GUIDANCE
>CANT COMMENT ON NEWS ARTICLES
>PRIDE MONTH HALF WAY THROUGH
>EVERY DAY A NEW STATE/COUNTRY INFECTED
>MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS DO NOT WANT TO STOP PRIDE EVENTS, THEY SAID THEY CAN USE THEM TO TEACH ABOUT MPX TRANSMISSION

>Going too far
kek we are fucked

>>49683303
That's because TQQQ went up genius.

LOOK AT THIS NERD LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>The public sees the Fed as successful
LMAO

>>49682226

>bought bond options

>>49684197
So say it

I have about 8k in my portfolio and about 18k in cash. Is it stupid to be holding cash or is that just the safest thing to do in these conditions? I would love to play around with short ETFs or whatever but I always get rekt. I just want a good opportunity to show up.

fuck it
going into Russia property

If I buy and sell SQQQ several times a month dont I get fucked by the bed and breakfast rule? But boomers say you shouldn’t hold it for long.

SOXL Bullflag forming.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>clearly people don't like inflation
thanks jerome

>my small caps are starting to rally
here comes rotation bros

jpow you fucking NIGGER LMAO

That's it, I'm out.

>>49684266
ITS THE END TIMES.
PUTS HEEMED, CALLED HEEMED, VIX IS NOW NEGATIVE EVERY STOCK IS SIMULTANEOUSLY +10% AND -10% THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MR. BONES WILD RIDE.

>>49684310
OHHHHHH LORD THE PUMP

>>49684283
You don't consider a 20% drop in all
markets an opportunity?

Fuck Jerome!

BREAKING NEWS : JPOW REALIZES PEOPLE DON'T LIKE INFLATION

BREAKING NEWS : JPOW REALIZES PEOPLE DON'T LIKE INFLATION

BREAKING NEWS : JPOW REALIZES PEOPLE DON'T LIKE INFLATION

BREAKING NEWS : JPOW REALIZES PEOPLE DON'T LIKE INFLATION

>>49684315
>>49684310
Its been a 30 minute presser. Stop trying to figure out anything. Just wait until end of week.

>>49684277
Checked, and confirmed for a jewish rigged market.

This Chris guy is such a melvin

>>49684308
>TA on a 3x leveraged fund
do a 360 and walk away from your computer

Ok you've gone on along enough JPOW, stfu already I got shit to do.

>>49684351
anon i've been accumulating small caps for a fucking year now, they're at historical lows and slowly curling up

small cap rotation is obvious at this point

Oil up $2 from the bottom kek

>>49684185
im getting a mixed signal

Have you flown on a plane lately smg?

>>49684375
Wtf is a TA

>leftist female reporter asks a stupid question
the memes write themselves

>>49684349
>Wtf guys I just put 2 million in some inverse, how are you not making any money?
-jpow to millions of middle class americans

>>49681993
>news as bad as could be reasonably expected
>market pumps

>Inflation has spread during pandemic
>Inflation is pandemic
>global
kek

SBUX bros... We can't let them get away with this.

holy fuck bros I just realized I had leftover pizza

>>49684402
I play a shitload of MSFS; does that count?

>>49684402
no the pilots went on strike and all flights have been canceled for the past 2 weeks

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET OFF THE MIC STOP TALKING
NO MORE QUESTIONS

>2% inflation
>by 2024

kek

>>49684407
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER

>STAGFLATION
STAGFLATION
>STAGFLATION
STAGFLATION
>STAGFLATION
JPOW JUST ADMITTED IT WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET IMFLATION DOWN, HE’S SAYING THE FED WILL PUSSYFOOT AND WE WILL GET STAGFLATION.... THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS ALREADY TO THEIR LIMIT

Crabbing rest of the day?

It’s over

>>49684263
These are the faces that write "news" that imprints society

>>49684427
Called it, LGBT rights only last until they stop being good consumers

SHUT UP
SHUT UP YOU OLD FUCK
GET AWAY FROM THE MIKE

>>49684431
ygmi
>Melt up (the cheese)

HOLY SHIT POWELL DOOMERPOSTING

>>49684445
THEY CALL IT A BROKER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU BROKER THEN YOU WERE

>>49684456
>JPOW JUST ADMITTED IT WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET IMFLATION DOWN, HE’S SAYING THE FED WILL PUSSYFOOT AND WE WILL GET STAGFLATION
guaranteed market rally now

>>49684427
They love the trannies and gays until it cuts into profit.

>>49683041
Dude I think my gf works for the big banks bro.
What do I do?

he has no confidence for a soft landing anymore

>>49684185
If she keeps the glasses on

>>49684459
probs
loads going in and out for small gains on big funds
it will end

>I don't want to be the handicapper here
kek
Again
>commodities we don't control
THEN CALL OUT GOVT POLICY THAT DOES AFFECT IT

>We just dont know
Holy shit how is he the fed chair?

>>49684459
Usually the actual move doesn't come until after the meeting unless there's something very surprising in the meeting itself.

>>49684263
That's a funny way of saying jew.

>>49684227
Landwhales can't swim bro. It's in the name.

>>49684334
I mean yeah it's probably a great opportunity but I've been slowly buying in over the last couple months and shit keeps tanking. Is that really the only way to do it unless I want to take a gamble and guess where the bottom is?

>>49684489
WELL ITS FUCKING WORKING

>>49684466
>All the pictures look like it's his first day and he is having awkward conversation with the people there

>>49684491
What are earnings dumbfuck?

>AND THATS A GOOD THING

>Soft landing
yeah surely

>>49684456
>it's transitory
>that means it will take a while to fix
>couple of years is transitory bro
God fuck this clown world.

SIDU unironically rocketing into space.

>>49684185
WEAK CHINNED BITCH

>And that's a good thing

Honestly this is more orderly of a Fed shitpost day than i expected.
>>49684431
Solid.

>>49684533
noooo you cant use words to mean what they literally mean I need everything to happen in the next 30 seconds

The market is 100% going to dump tomorrow right?

GAYSEX BROS, WE ARE BEING REPLACED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

>>49684575
It’s going to dump until inflation is tamed.

>>49684263
Kind of reminds me of bunny cunny

>>49684477
>>49684496
These.
Normalfags just cannot see that corporations are ruthless.

>>49684575
probly not til fri

I unironically made money on Bitcoin today. I thought I would crash it. Lmao selling that gay shit now

>>49684521
You may be able to guess the bottom, but you will likely not be able to do that consistently

>qt questions replaced by QT questions

>quadruple witching is this friday after this shit show

>>49684575
>tomorrow
And fucking friday and next upcoming weeks

Is this bullish for SWBI?

>ILLIQUIDITY AND VOLTALITY IN FINANCIAL MARKETS


AAAAAAAAAAAAND DOWN WE GO!!!

>>49684575
not 100%
players play
but thats all thats sustaining it from a significant drop

Not so smug anymore huh.

>>49682116
Jabba the Hutt is not looking his best.
> I miss George Lucas bros

>>49684477
>>49684496
This is obvious? As a neoliberal that’s my position as well. If you guys have different beliefs it’s because you are poor and uneducated. Immigrants are awesome because they are profitable.

Imagine being so bad at the market you're not slurping and haven't been

>>49684628
Don't forget bank of england meeting tomorrow morning, not insignificant

Dollar is fading.

Haven't heard from Bobo in a while, is he okay?

What should i open up short positions on at the end of the day? just growth stocks again? QQQ? what are your picks for buying puts

chad

>Ukraine war will have consequence for years
make it stop

>>49684664
Yea lmao I sold now tho

>Jpow is coming across as a spineless faggot and the fed is too indecisive and doesn’t know what to do
Take this exit pump while you can the markets know the plane has no pilot

>>49684632
>signs
Time to make a trip to home depot

>>49684632
>$50-150 gift cards for guns that are worth 5-10 times more than that

If it breaks +2% on the shit and piss Im buying puts lol

>>49684639
that just means its going to pump
a nuclear explosion in washington dc would bring all time highs

JPOW DID IT

I told you faggots we would get a short squeeze today.

I just want my 20% I lost from mutual funds back

>>49684678
No.

>>49684423
being the fed chair must be such a comfy job. you get to be the cause of inflation, then pretend that it came out of nowhere and is also russia's fault, then flat out fucking lie about how the economy is doing fine when we're on the brink of the layoff part of a recession. then when you're wrong, you can scapegoat something else, and all the while a bunch of media faggots go to bat for you

>Its chinas fault
kek
we know and they are going to keep doing it because they know how much it fucks the US

>>49684678
he's shorting everything

>>49684575
honestly can't tell right now

>>49684632
150 for an AK or AR???? 250 rounds costs that... who tf is selling?

jerome power confirmed new world order

Oh my god...

>>49684706
hope youre not retiring for another 30 years

>>49684679
>4679▶
>File: redhead.webm (1.75 MB, 576x1024)
>What should i open up short positions on at the
That's a man

>PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IS MARKET GREEN

>EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE A AM RETARDED

>>49684678

>>49684703
artificial to fuck

>people losing their jobs
>rates going up, loans decreasing
>housing at all time highs
>inflation not under control

This is the most bullish news I've ever seen. No wonder prices keep going up and up, out of more people's buying power.

>>49684747
Short squeeze

>>49684733
I've never worked

does biz forget that the bond option market exists?

>>49684747
god hates bears

>>49684747
because fed meeting

I AM ERECT.

>>49684747
Its an opportunity to make shit loads of money on a positivity speach
Will normalize over next 2-3 days
Make it and dump

I’m still holding my shorts, today was pure hopium

>>49684774
No. What are you getting at?

>i gotz ur bitcoins, come and get take it

>>49684575
Yep. Every fed day it pumps like 800 on the dow then giga dumps 1k the next day.

GAYSEX BROS

"rates were very very low"
yes and prices were sky-high lmfao, now they're still sky-high and rates are sky-high

Fuckin love that long haired faggot
>Sir are you trying to deliberately cause a Recession
Fucking based, what a chad

>>49684731
JPow beat inflation!

FUCK IT IM PUTTING MY DOWN PAYMENT FROM MY HOUSE ON SPY

>>49684747
Either priced in, or market manipulation, what do you think?

>>49684747
we are at the bottom of the channel, everyone are primed for a pump

>>49684747
its clown world anon pumps during interest rates only makes sense!

>>49684756
Its unironically the end times.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
BOBOS GONNA HAVE BAD TIME

>>49684678
No

>>49684769
YOU CANT DO THAT
YOU NEED TO SUPPORT GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE
WE NEED TO CREATE THE A.I. ANTICHRIST
YOU NEED THE MARK OF THE BEAST
YOU GODAMM ANTISEMITE

>>49684796
I'm this fucking close to paperhanding mine... this bullshit pump just obliterated all my gains...

>>49684310
Artificial pump

>>49684690
Notice all the reactions are laighing face emojis

BIT OF A GREAT RESET

>Home prices may keep going up even if rates are high
DRVbros...

How do interest rates work? The fed dictates what % every bank can loan money at? I don't get it.

>>49684797
then what are you waiting for?

RESET

FUCK ME
Housing market crash confirmed

BIT OF A RESET FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE


AHAHAHAHAHA FREUD SLIP

DISRESPECTFUL NIGGAS DON'T EVEN CLAP FOR JEROME

>>49684871
Yeah same, everything I made back over last week is gone. All gone

Well, then

>>49684809
Rates are not sky high lol, that's why this whole this is a fucking joke, trying to get inflation down while keeping rates loose below neutral and maybe next year will be restrictive, maybe...

>>49684871
I’m so glad my puts expire on Friday because this pump is fake and gay

I will never own a home with a garden....

>>49684895
HE SAID RESET RUN

>meeting end
dump time

>RESET

>>49684900
Kek, rentoid will never own

>>49684796
I love this smug apu

Why slurp oil here?

>>49684890
investopedia. now.

maybe youll learn something yourself instead of a spoonfeeding.

>>49684809
>1.75%
>sky-high
You have yet to see sky-high rates Buddy

>RESET
what

>>49684900
Never ever. You've been permanently priced out, sorry sweetie

>>49684423
this guy says the economy will collapse in 2 weeks every hour for the past decade or more

>>49684747
With the exception of inflation things actually look pretty good out there despite what the doomers would have you believe.

>niggaz, we ballin in coin

did Powell just do a cross sign?

>>49684931
jokes on you mate
got my buy deposit ready
just waiting

>>49684938
Because nothing actually changed in the supply/demand, in fact it's only getting worse.

>Reset

RESET

>RESET

Like intended

when will JP declare victory against inflation?

BOBO R US OK, R U OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>49684796
I'm right there with you. Our time will soon come.

down 17% on vix now
im thinking of holding just so i can say i lost 25% in a day

>>49684178

bobros always get too cocky...

>>49684756
The stupid shit is large banks are not handing out loans so smaller banks are taking on that risk just so that the large banks can buy up the smaller banks when they go bust. This whole shit fest of a pandemic has been a massive wealth transfer from lower and middle class to the elite. Fuck this gay fucking shit ass clown world.

WHAT RESET?

>>49684939 >>49684913
meant mortgages

>he didnt buy the obvious daily trendline support
Why

>RESET
oh nonononono

>HOLY SHIT RESET BROS

>he said the r word

Why we pumping?

Next FOMC is at the end of july, so safe to say we will pump for at least the next 30 out of 45 days

SOXL to $25 is my target, bought calls at todays lows.

>>49684953
lol
they are trying to stop buying
they know how disasterous it will be when the crash happens

>>49684747
Everything happened as expected. Market hates uncertainty.

>>49684996
anon, a stock market reset would mean people can afford to own them, instead, they go up forever and people are priced out

>>49685020

>>49684882
I did notice that but what were the dumb fucks in government thinking?

>>49685018
Nah pump/crab while everyone worries about CPI then.

>>49685018
Essentially a repeat of March to April.

>>49685020
because im holding vix, my stoploss is going to trigger soon and when it does its a guaranteed reversal so just hold on for that

>>49685020
because everything is fine now

>>49684890
No, central banks can set the marginal interest rate for short term capital

>>49684965
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>RESET
JUST AS I WAS GOING TO SELL MY SQQQ. FUCK YOU GLOWIE I AM GOING TO RIDE THE FALL WITH YOU ARE YOUR GOING TO SPITSHINE MY SEAT ON THE GOLDEN AIRPLANE

Buy puts on SPY?

>>49685018
>so safe to say we will pump for at least the next 30 out of 45 days

Negro, I'd be surprised if we even make it to the end of this week still green

>>49684544
ty anon I just remembered I bought some lol, needed these gains to help partially repair my broken life

It was supposed to dump, why couldn't he keep his fucking mouth shut and end the conference

>>49685034
It's their hubris to think something so ridiculous would actually work.

>>49684690
Not the pipe-nail shotguns made for $10 in a garage

Calm down
He said "Resetera"

There is no reaction image I know of to encapsulate my feelings about this market

powell even said "inflation is appearing to be under control" at the start of this shit show
its all lies and subterfuge

>>49685099
>It was supposed to dump
Not really. 75 was expected. Anything more or less would've caused a dump.

>>49685018
not even close.

I missed the yesterday's dip.

Fellow cashgangs - are we fucked now?

>>49684980
gimme some fuckin sauce on that image already

>>49685018
lol, lmao even if you think this will be a pump with 100bps on the table for next meeting and GDP about to be negative signaling official recession

SIGA BROS WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>49685113
GODDAMN IT JEROME I JUST WANTED TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES.

>>49685018
The real pump begins in mid July when the June inflation report comes out. Inflation will plummet way past expectations, the fed will pivot and the final bull run before the grand finale collapse will begin.

>>49685116
What about this one?

>>49684992
Thw smaller banks shouldnt give out bad loans then.

>>49685107
Could I walk in with some homemade junk and just say it’s a “gun” and make $50?

>>49685140
look at the DXY

Buy calls when Powell speaks but puts when Biden speaks. Name a flaw in this strategy

poorfag here i bought soxl, how'd i do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnJCOof2HJk&t=17s
>this was simple idea got fucked up because we are retarded greedy monkey
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

lol told you people it would pump. it always does this after fed meetings, at least this year. on the bright side last time the pump only lasted an afternoon and the next day was deep red.

We've now entered the "inflation transitory for realz" phase.
Which means
>$SPX to around 4385pts
>Crude oil correction to around $85 [Crude oil ~$400-$600 end of decade]
>10 year yield correction to around 2.75%
Everything's gonna be peachy at least until spring '23.

SPX almost making a new high for the week. Now that all the calls were made worthless, time to take out the puts before opex.

>>49685140
BUY, YOU FOOLS.

its not dumping at all

bulls always win

>>49684984
No

>>49685145
MORE GAY SEX

>>49685175
Yes, it is legally a firearm, even a hand made single shot pipe gun. People have done this at other buybacks and made bank

>>49685181
Sell when this bear market, fed induced rally is over. Don't get greedy.

Powell is stalling until after the midterms.

>>49685099

>WAAAAAA I’M RIGHT AND THE MARKET IS WRONG WAAAAAAAAAA

The absolute state of /biz/, still trying to just guess the market based off news events

Yeah, im thinking innovation and based bull runs on shit stonks are back

>>49685227
Holy shit the government is fucking stupid.

Thank god I didn't buy SPXS this morning. FUCK.

>>49685196
>Crude oil ~$400-$600 end of decade
God I hope

>>49685237
doesnt matter if he stalls, consumer cares about inflation only.

double top possible forming

>>49685169
They generally don't but when the market is so shitty that people are more likely to default on their loans it is bound to happen.
>tfw "well just don't hand out any loans."
>welp I guess we just death spiral our economy

>>49685250
please dont post gore pics in /biz/

>XLE CLOSE GREEEEEN PLS

>quadruple witching options expiration this friday
wew lads

>>49685287
There were two double bottoms lol

Oh so now everyone's a technical analyst today, huh

I just sold the SOXL I bought yesterday for a comfy 10% gain.

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, why don't you wake up from your bad dreams
When's the last time you took a little time for yourself?
There's no reason to be so down
Rather fly around like there's no ground
And I, I bet you wish you had these
'Cause carryin' this weight'll break your glass knees, yeah
Don't need no chauffeur, fuck the backseat
No, I stay behind the wheel and never half speed
Get the fuck out of my car, this ain't a taxi
They love to see me lonely, hate to see me happy
Call me what you want, she call me daddy
Got a knack for getting nasty everyday, we keep a tally, yeah
Oh, it's true, I want it badly
Hit the zoom, I be moving like a athlete
(Now concentrate) no reason to be that upset
I'm busy tripping 'bout some shit that still ain't even happen yet
I keep it honest as honesty gets
Don't know why I'm always talking if I'm not making sense
I spent my life living with a lot of regrets
You throw me off my high horse, I'll probably fall to my death
(BAD BEHAVIOR)
it's obvious you not on your best
I might just pull your card if it's on top of the deck
Gimme, gimme what I need and then I'm onto the next
That's what we calling cause and effect
Yeah, why don't you wake up from your bad dreams
When's the last time you took a little time for yourself?
There's no reason to be so down
Rather fly around like there's no ground
And I, I bet you with you had these
'Cause carrying this wait'll break your glass knees, yeah
Don't need no chauffeur, fuck the backseat
No, I stay behind the wheel and never half speed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

>>49685273
>>49685273
>>49685273
BAKE
>>49685273
>>49685273
>>49685273
>>49685273
>>49685273
>>49685273

>>49685140
you were always fucked, because you'll never buy enough. cash is too comfy

>>49685140
i have zero interest in buying here.

>>49685237
>Powell is stalling until after the midterms
is he a republican?

>>49685286
Correct. If small banks cant compete with large ones for good debt then its better they dont stay in business and the credit is never extended.

what's the point of raising interest rates if inflation isn't being caused by excess demand

>>49685317
FOUR bottoms???

>>49684679
who

>>49685449
redhead.webm

>>49684632
>low amounts of money
>for a gun costing hundreds/thousands
Nope. They want to get rid of people's guns so bad yet are so cheap.

>>49685140
Wait till Friday.
Options expire.

>>49685288
She looks exceptionally well for her age.

Holy shit. Rocker’s SIDU hit big today.

fucking hell been here for 10 years and still dont follow the rule
never do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>>49685005
Agreed on the yearly channel, but damn you really thought we were in a wedge? April 21, May 4 set the trend, the channel runs perpendicular and last 3 days of price action have been around its top bound.

OHNONONONONO

>The Canadian Press
>Bank of Canada likely to mirror 0.75% Fed hike next month: economists

I lost everything today, cya guys I'm done, this has been a waste of time

>>49684489
hahahah!!!!! Even with times of uncertainty, I fear no foes, besides the AEX is giving over 40% off trading fees and over 150,000 in GAT.....
It's a win-win in this turbulent times.

>>49686050
kek
cya at next paycheck

>>49686050
>>49686220
Fridays payday