/biz/ - Business & Finance

NO SURVIVORS

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someone please explain this to me

Schizo Crab Market

>muh debt
>muh HIGH RATES
Who the fuck fucking cares. With 8% inflation, which goes into companies and the state's pocket, real rates are actually even more negative than ever. Money is literally FREE.

Why is everyone AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAing?
It's slowly going up again

NO TENGO DINARO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PULL THE PLUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_duhhVa-dk8

i just want to see btc sub 20k, is that too much to ask?

DRV OR SQQQ
DRV OR SQQQ
DRV OR SQQQ
QUICKLY

>>49680998
>40% chance of 75bps in September too

That's all bobo?

That wojak is grotesque. Delete it.

UMMM??!???!? EXCUSE ME?!??! I WAS TOLD WE WOULD PUMP ON 75BPS?!?!?

WHO THE FUCK LIED TO ME

MOMMY MAKE THE LINE GO UP

What real estate etf has the most liquid option chain?

Fake out before we dump, short covering and algos fighting

>>49681036
holy fuck saved

HOLY SHIT THE NEW MATT LEVINE COLUMN JUST REACHED MY INBOX I'M GONNA READ IT RIGHT NOW

It's a nothing burger

>POV: you bought SIGA

>>49681020
Asset inflation, deflationary pressures

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what's everyones verdict on the rate hike?

Can't believe the madman did it.
Just woke up and decided to crash and burn everything.

>>49680972
Nothing is moving

RIP AMERICA

GOODBYE BURGERSHITS

whats the employment number forecast

N

horoscope sisters.... why didnt you tell me the stars were aligned???

WHERES THE CRASH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49681036
you haven't accounted for the deflationary spiral that's coming with the increased death rate.. insurance companies know what is coming

>>49681082
I hate women

>>49681046
id go all in drv is i wasnt losing my lunch in vix so just do the complete opposite of me, since i apply logic and reason to my decisions i am guaranteed to always lose

I really want to open a short play, like some SOXS or SQQQ, but I don't really need the money right now. Should I just average down on my red positions and/or buy cheapies while they're down?

VIX FALLING. POST EVENT VOL CRUSH

>>49681094
A nothing burger

>>49681094
it has to be done. America is fucked no matter what though

>>49681095
And yet the markets are standing still. How? This wasn't announced, it was merely a rumor. How can it be priced in?

TAKE
NOTICE
OF
THIS
CUNT
!

DOOOOOOOOOOMP IT

Problem?

75bps hike.
Yields Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Energy Peaking.
Inflation Transitory.
Markets Bottom.
Simple fucking as,

Do your worst Jerome Powell you wallstreet bootlicker! I know how you act, you won't win this time woth my new strat

>50k on calls expiring next week
>50k on puts expiring next week

Either way I'm walking away rich just by holding. SPY pumps $20? Thanks for the $500k. Dumps $20? Thanks for the $500k.

All of it into gold asap, checkmate Jerome, I'll be rich in whatever country I feel like going to.

>3
>2
>1
>0

this is all a larp I'm too scared to actually do this and I dont even have that much money. However would this work?

OHHH N-

I've been in this game a long time. it's going to look like it's crashing for about 15 more minutes, then it's good times for a long time. get ready for another summer of love and lambos

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>>49681094
Pricing in isn't a meme. This is the calmest 75bps hike ever.

Which means bad inflation prints in the future will also lead to immediate crashes prior to FOMC days.

non/biz/ here
so it's confirmed we're fucked harder than 2008 right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOO HOW WILL MY GRANDMA RETIRE NOW NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Fed wants 3 50% and 1 25% by end of year.
Lmao.

WHAT ABOUT BLACK TRANS EMPLOYMENHT POWELL YOU FUCKING CRACKER BIGOT!

Lot of tourists in here. Where did you all come from?

>>49681082
Joggerpox is a nothingburger

>>49681132
They're just waiting 15 mins for him to start talking.
Then the crash begins.

>>49681082
Why do you unironically shill SIGA in every thread
You know it's a meme right

>>49681073
holy fuck filtered your tripcode

>>49681082
they're not even in sync with each other, this is dogshit

>>49681107
BEHOLD THE GIGA CRAB

Real interest rates are lower than they were in 2019.

>>49681170
>he didn't see the descent that took place since friday

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49681060
SHE DID IT!

paper hands btfo see you at the top

>>49681170
>Pricing in
It wasn't announced, how can it be priced in. You can't 100% price in a rumor, some people aren't going to believe in it

mumus charging back?

>>49681155
Hey, It's the avatar tranny from the previous thread

>>49681158
It works as long as we don't crab, but crab kills you hard

we are literally back
the fucking slurper did it

>>49681160
IGGERD..ITS ALL RIGGED

>>49681178
some faggot has been spamming stocktwits with links to here for months now

NOOOOOOO MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK GO BACK DOWN

>>49681054
why would someone say that and why would you believe them

AAAHHHHHHHH FUCK MY PUTS WHY IS IT PUMPING

>tfw sold the bottom
Fuck you guys

>>49681226
enjoy your dead cat retard

>>49681192
i might cry

>>49681209
That's what I mean. We started crashing with the CPI print and accelerated when the Fed leaked 75 to the WSJ. By the actual FOMC date here, the damage is done.

>>49681169
No, this is going to be more like 2001.

in 2024 we will have 2% or 3% or 4% interest rates (it will be 0%)

>>49680972
I hate this meme why do losers like you obsess over an attention whore? Youre literally giving her what she wants!

MR SNIBS HAVE MERCY ON US!!!

>The market is pumping
PEAK LEL

KEK. THIS MARKET IS MORE SCHIZO THAN POL

>>49680972
THIS IS THE END BEATIFUL FRIEND
THIS IS THE END MY ONLY FRIEND
THE END OF OUR ELABORATE PLANS
THE END OF EVERY THAT STANDS
THE END

>>49681261

LOL.

>>49681254
YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET EASY MONEY?? THAT'S ONLY FOR JEWS.

I bought natural gas yesterday

HEARD IT HEAR ON YAHOO BOYS WE ARE NOT! I REPEAT NOT! ON THE EDGE OF A RECESSION!!!!! I guess I should put a downpayment on a 900k 2br home in a 50k pop town sense this is ok! XD

>>49681256
why would somebody on the internet ever lie to me?

>>49681263
you do know that there was an actual leak, right? the fed violated its blackout policy

APOLOGIZE?

>>49681228
>rumor
There's absolutely a difference between "random prick with a Bloomberg Terminal" and Nick T at the WSJ.

SNIBS AT YOU

what is the significance of raising interest rates by 75 braaaap points, its not going to change shit

HOW WILL MY WIFES SON TYRELL GET A JOB NOW BIDEN, HOW. WITH RATES THIS HIGH THE ENTIRE BLACK COMMUNITY IS AT RISK BIDEN

THE
STARS
ARE
LITERALLY
ALIGNED

>>49681281

Just wait until Powell speaks

>>49681239
Wait till Jerome speaks and says how they’re going to bootyblast the market, this is all irrelevant... They’re forecasting a full % hike that wasn’t forecasted

Going down?

>>49681243

>>49681178
Holy based artist

Literally buy Matterport

>>49681324
It makes no difference to anything, it’s just a game we play

What the fuck is going on

WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

pick a direction you piece of shit

>>49681356
WE PUMP BECAUSE FUCK YOUR RATE HIKES

>>49681312
Policies don't matter when (real) inflation is double digits. Any second or third world country could tell you that.

>>49681338
Would be great, but it doesn't

>>49681356

Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me post SNEED

>>49681324
i mean it's a step in the right direction. we basically have to get rates near the inflation rate. now if core cpi comes down and energy moderates, and we have rates that are higher, maybe we can come close to that in a year or so

>>49681108
I for one welcome out new sexy communist overlords.

>no direction
we're gonna dump

AHAHAHAHA THIS MARKET IS ADDICTED TO COPYING DXY
DOLLAR MILKSHAKE FAGGOTS, BULL MARKET FOR THE DOLLAR

>75 point hike
AHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>49681296
I'll grab a screen grab of this and laugh in like 15 min

>>49681321
You still can't 100% price in a rumor. The chance that the rumor is wrong is the bit you can't price in. And yet it pumps

bread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEF2p2csy1w

Surprisingly little move after the announcement. Is everyone just waiting for JPow to speak to his people?

Jerome sisters are still alive?

The stars are LITERALLY aligned

>>49681324
It will certainly crash crypto

SORRY BOBO BUT WE HAD OUR LEG ON THE ROPE

>>49681324
For you.
For them it means yet another exit pump for those who haven't sold

what's that one streaming site i can watch cnbc, fox business and whatever the fuck else?

once i get back a few more bucks im cashing out forever

Why isn't jerome talking? I want to hear about black unemployment.

>He didn't believe JPow would pump the market

Wait so next month they're going to add another rate hike or?

The slurper gods have given us their nectar. Watch as we slurp everything in sight; and we see all.

>>49681418
BASED HULKSTER

WHY ARE YOU GOING UP YOU FUCKING JOKE OF A MARKET

>>49681284
Yeah it's going to pump even more as soon as Powell starts speaking. Tomorrow will be the dump I bet. It's a replay of last Fed meeting.

>>49681272
>(it will be 0%)
That's how it seems, but wouldn't that be the absolute admission that the current global system simply doesn't work anymore and there is no way to fix it? What happens then?

Why do we even care about the movements happening today? Do you guys already forgot how it pumped last time like +3%, only to crash -4% the following day, not to mention the next few days?
I don't believe in whatever this schizo market is pricing in real time.

>that huge VIX green dildo

>>49681383
i noticed

>t. Jpow

>>49681408

Yea, because there's nothing unexpected. If Powell says the wrong or right thing, it can dump or pump easily. I'm just waiting until Friday afternoon or Monday morning to see if I start buying back in or end up waiting longer

>>49681178
>the likes
Lel theyre probably sweating that the cattle is beginning to get mad

we arent crashing

For everyone who is confused and retarded, go to Google, type in DXY, and watch as the market follows

>>49681455
big posturing, riots, and a return to the same system under a different premise in 1 year

MOMMY HELP MEEEEEEEEE

>>49681399
The CME's futures tool yesterday was, what, 93% or something? And like 20 of the 25 largest banks were guessing 75.

The point is that this dynamic will probably continue. Wacky inflation data comes in -> rate-hike-pricing-in plunge will happen sooner rather than later.

OILBROS OH NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the perfect daily swing trade
and i'm out

>>49681343
Oh and he's from plebbit too. That explains everything. Cope, seethe, dilate etc.

>>49681462
i donno i spent the entire morning jerking off, figured i'd check out what the market was doing. but yeah, we'll dump tomorrow probably.

>>49681490
Retard lol

is this hell? it must be hell... you guys are still here with me.

>>49681468
but yet uvxy is still -8% i swear to god its the most manipulated thing in the entire market

>>49681415
Those are planets, also they're on the plane so they're always aligned, just that some are below the horizon.

Man... I'm hungry since I didn't eat lunch.
Guess I'll just wait until I eat dinner tonight.
Good thing I'm all in on SOXS and in the green, guess I'll buy nuggies or something.

>>49681490
sounds gay, no

>>49681476
Markets are closed Monday for Juneteenth

Nice squeeze baggies

FED TO ANNOUNCE ALL FUTURE MEETINGS EVERY 3 WEEKS

priced in

Have we hit 3.5% yet?

>>49681036
That's a man

>>49681496
I WANT OFF MR POWELL'S WILD RIDE

What happened to the "meltup" that was supposed to be coming?

>>49681524
>>49681524
niggers ruin everything they touch

the market on top me below

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY, BOBO???

we just had to fill the gap, yall. now we can continue the descent

>>49681524
What did you expect?

>>49681524
Frankly we should just close them down for the summer

>>49681545
two more weeks

PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP

75bps was a brisk warmup for the rest of the year

>>49681496
Demand destruction is fucking real

Markets going to puke hard any minute

FED TO INCREASE ANOTHER 50BPS IN 3 WEEKS

NO NO NO HERE IT COMES

>>49681537
Deez nuts are priced in buddy

I’m about to quit my job and my retirement is fucking tanking. Fuck this shit. Stocks are all in the shitter.

I sold the bear trap

Now time for the REAL dump to begin

>>49681551
???
The market is up 0.3%

>return to normal volatility

GIVE ME A LINK TO THE MEETING YOU FUCKS

u vill eat ze bugz

>>49681551

market simultaneously edging and dry heaving at the same time

WHAT IS THIS FORMATION CALLEED ENERBROS

>>49681594

Should have had dividend income set up. I'm down too but I still earn basically the same amount every month

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPPULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

so it's time to hold right?

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm
Direct feed.

>>49681324
All it does is him faking the interests of the commoner.

Low enough it doesn't actually fix stuff.
High enough that the normies think he's actually doing something. I need to citizenship elsewhere asap and a new currency, this is likely gonna be Zimbabwe tier

>>49681612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

>only down 0.21%
hmmm something doesn't seem right

five minutes!!!

>>49681514
UVXY doesn't track the VIX perfectly especially from tick to tick, when the ETF settles at the end of day the changes will be more accurate

Would you buy this graph?

SPY 415 end of next week screenshot this.

>>49681620

>>49681623
the fact that the markets are trying to be green just goes to show that we aren't anywhere near the bottom

>>49681637
How much you gotta donate for Jerome to read out your name on stream?

>>49681579
75

>>49681476
Yeah but I expected more than the volume we got. I guess it's all up to what Daddy Powell has to say.
>>49681496
Yeah my oil bags are MAX PAIN right now

Option sellers win this round again

>>49681612

Literally on YouTube bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlfEJrG96b4

>>49681625

It's called the "Cramer said buy oil" formation

>>49681082
subhumans, gross

anyway the rest of the day will be algos trying to rape each other, have fun bros

https://youtu.be/Azr9FRuFED0

>>49681512
why would anyone use Unity when Unreal Engine exits ?

WHEN DO I GO ALL IN ON DRIP?!

>LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
>LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
>LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
>LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

>>49681572
Reminder, the markets buckled at 2.5% in 2018 with 1/4 the amount of debt and 3x the GDP. This will unironically collapse the bond and stock market

>>49681514
UVXY is a fucking terrible call unless you can bet on an INSTANT crash like Corona panic in q1 2020. NEVER fucking buy UVXY, it's a scam.

I'm going to slurp!
*SLUUUUUUUUURP*
*breathes*
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPP*

WHEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49681524
That's it, where's my Klan robe?

Theta chads win again

>>49681644
Didn't Zimbabwe also start out eith around 10% inflation before it went to %500?

>>49681682
unity is better for mobile development i hear while unreal is best for desktop

I think the market is trying to price in the recession and subsequent QE after this retarded reactionary hike

holy fuck just let it crash already
Kill Biden and Putin, fix the fucking economy, and then it will giga pump in a few years

>>49681669

Options sellers win 80-90% of the time. Basically free money for rich people

>>49681662
>markets
anon these are algos having their choppy fun

WHAT DO I BUY AND SEL

>>49681704

>>49680972
lol

FED TO RAISE 50BPS EVERY 3 WEEKS FOR THE FORSEABLE FUTURE

>>49681646
>>49681674
much appreciated

>>49681537
I hate this stupid meme. You're down ~75% from ATH! SHUT UP ALREADY!

Is it time we all had a good laugh at the cryptards?

>>49681699
yeah i know but i got it right in 2020 and i really thought this was the big one

>>49681734
GODDAMN IT SELL SOME MCD SO MY LIMIT ORDER CAN FILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>it says here that your markets all like, retarded, and that you invest like fags. so we're gonna like.. you know. raise the rates.

>>49681659
i know a bad man when i see one, ze bug man gone wild in final form

START THE CONFERENCE ALREADY. HURRY UP AND CRASH THE MARKET
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so inflation is real and a threat. But it's not important enough to REALLY raise rates. We just raise them kinda half assedly. Enough to have the market confused about what the fuck is happening but not enough to combat the inflation.

>>49681750
I celebrate when 20k is broken

MY FUCKING OIL

ONE MINUTE LEFT UNTIL DADDY POWELL YELLS AT US!!!

>>49681726
>kill putin
>get medvedev

>>49681729
This is entirely untrue. Option sellers don't win 80-90% of the time. Most option sellers get blown up because they are selling uncapped negative convexity. Tails events happen and no one lasts long selling option.

Taleb said it himself: option selling is nonergodic.

What information would push oil down? I want to short it finally

>>49681725
If that were true, gold would be skyrocketing right now. The markets haven't even begun pricing in rate cuts.

>>49681734
Sell everything, buy SOXS or SPXS
Market is fucked, once its done crashing swing into commodities like WEAT and BOIL.

just 10 points to red bros

>there are anons that didn't short vix 2 days ago

Here comes Powell power hour

>>49681772
you WILL enjoy the year of the crab

>>49681721
Not a reserve currency, yes USD is shit, but it is unironically in better shape then any other currency

DAILY REMINDER THAT NOT LOSING MONEY = WINNING IN THIS MARKET

Oil crashing

>>49680972
Calming music playing at the Fed stream.

>>49681750
If we go past 20k I'm buying more until it pumps again so I can dump it into stocks and metals

>>49681785
>let us invade you while you pay for it!
lmao commies are insufferable

>>49681793

>The markets haven't even begun pricing in rate cuts.

Yes they have. That's why the long end of the curve refuse to go up.

WE LIVE WE LIVE

>>49681625
It's called looking over the abyss

>>49681698
Yeah, no shit. Welcome to the apocalypse. I for one am EXTREMELY looking forward to slumlording over companies from the senior debt tranche

SLURPERS
MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS

>>49681666
Fuck you Satan
Should have been higher

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HERE WE FUCKING GO

I'll drag these oil bags to my fucking grave if I have to

The music was from the sims right? Getting kinda sus

>>49681810
>loses to inflation

NGMI

ITS STARTING

CONFERENCE. FEED. IS. UP.

IT'S TIME

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49681812
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED
>$115 BREACHED, I REPEAT, $115 BREACHED

HES HERE

ITS FUCKING OVER HE LEFT THE COUNTRY

>ITM
>OTM
>ATM
buying as far dated out as possible on DRV, what would be best for me?

>>49681831
OH FUCK

>>49681819
when it reaches 10k, cryptards have my permission to die.

its starting

I slurped

THE FED CARES ABOUT YOU GOY

He didn't say that the economy is very strong :)

>J Powell announces daily 100 basis points hikes until your portfolio is toast, also bans short selling in all markets

it begins

What you guys think on longing freight/transport? Lithium? With everything dropping I might buy some new stock

HE STILL HAS THE TOOL GUYS IT'S FINE
HE'S STILL NOT AFRAID TO USE HIS TOOL

CONFERENCE IS BEGINNING

>>49681778
What is going on?

HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
>HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
>HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
>HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN
>HE LOOKS VISIBLY SHAKEN

>markets green
>i'm some how margin called

OH BOI HERE WE GOOO

>GET READY TO GET YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN MUMU BY JPOW

>>49681891
GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM

wow oil is going down huh

nobody, NOBODY could have predicted this

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

Holy shit is that what Jerome sounds like? Lol I never tuned into one of these before or heard him speak

>>49681865
>>49681812
I JUST WENT ALL IN THIS MORNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49681855
i'm already up 200% for the year so ive beaten inflation for the next, idk 25 years

Kill me, Jerome

Bought 100% Disney. CYA in 3 years.

75BPS NIGGERS

>conference starts
>markets dump immediately

These algos are insane lol

OIL bros...

RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE
RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE
RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE
RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE
RATE INCREASES WILL CONTINUE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EXTREMELY TIGHT LABOR MARKET
INFLATION MUCH TOO HIGH

ANNNNNND WERE RED

MORE 75BPS WILL BE NECESSARY!!!
MARKET IS DEAD

Oh no he's coughing he's going to start stuttering next
Not good

>>49681749
im not down anywhere close to that because the strategy ive been posting about for over a year works lol

spy now red

>>49681793
With DXY and 10Y yield this high gold would be <1200 ballpark if recession wasn't already priced

GO GO GO
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*ahem*

what does this mean

Seriously, what the fuck is happening to SOXL?

>>49681806
True. What would it take then for the USD to bite it?

ONGOING 75bps HIKES

This graph is a fucking JOKE

>I-investment
uh-oh

jerome wants to crash the housing market with no survivors

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>>49681977
we're on page one faggot

sers
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>>49681984
chop chop nigga

>>49681829
I thought the 30's were rising in yield, just not as fast as the short end because of recession risk in the short term.

The balance sheet is the important thing, the rates are baked in up to 2.5%. Powell said he is still going to reduce. This market will tank soon on liquidity concerns

>>49682013
haha nice OP you dingus lmao

EASING WAGE GROWTH AND INFLATION
IT'S YOUR FAULT GOY
YOU EARNED MORE MONEY
THAT'S WHY INFLATION
AND RUSSIA

>>49681778
ze oil ist meine

Guys, what's your plan for the recession? How do you plan to stay afloat and prepare for the next bull run?

My job is fairly secure so I should be kept on fortunately. I'm planning to DCA into blue chips once they've reached a certain price whilst building my professional skills for getting other jobs when the opportunities come up.

>>49682120
thank you

HIS FUCKING HANDS ARE SHAKING, LOOK AT THE PAPER

WTF WAS THAT WE PUMPIN

>>49681134
Same with businesses failing, people leaving the employment market via death or illness, budget failures etc. Destruction is a deflationary pressure to balance the doubling of the world money supply by the CBs.