/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's over, that was the last exit pump

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

FIVE MINUTES

mommy

It's been an honor trading with you bros.

I WAS DRUNK WHEN I WOKE UP, LET"S FUCKING GOOOO

>>49679854
remember, they aren't women

Fire Jerome Powell now!

That idiot screwed us too many times!

50 bps check’em

>"BORROWERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this PCE range before. There could be BORROWERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BORROWERS" he thought. Self Portrait by Rainbow reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $900,000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of activity in the economy. "With a multitrillion dollar balance sheet, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

WHERE IS THE STREAM

75 bps, 50 later this year. Sees signs of moderating. Could adjust down if necessary.

We moon

>mfw Powell does a surprise cut

Thank god the markets are closed tomorrow

Who else full chaos mode?

PLS DOOOOMPPP IT

I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Rolling for the End!!!

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

PPT SELLING DOLLARS AS FAST AS THEY CAN

Jpow is gonna say the n-word and walk away

Inshallah 1000 bp rate hike and BTC finally goes negative

>>49679934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azr9FRuFED0

125 BPS HIKE AND THE FED IS MARKET SELLING ALL OF ITS TREASURIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

PLACE YOUR BETS

LAST CHANCE

its been an honour frens

>>49679891
Pump it is

WHEN THE FUCK IS ANYTHING HAPPENING?

>POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
>POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS
POWELL TO RAISE RATES 70% NOT 70 BASIS POINTS

>>49679971
50BP

>that very quick btc spike up

something leaked?

>>49679944

>>49679971
100 bepis

>>49679977
f

>>49679971
75 is easy money

>>49679955
my body is ready!!!!

>Get ready for one of the largest intraday Bart Simpson you’ve ever seen

>>49679965
Thanks!

>"FED" right in the Youtube url

LOL

>>49679957
SUFFERING

I have my puts let’s go

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck your calls

Bought 0dte nasdaq 11300 puts.

+++ BREAKING +++

>>49679644
bidenflation is a big talking point they need to make sure they keep the moderates and rich people are only like 8% of the voters

>>49680000
THIS DICK LEAKED

>>49679993
9000 BASED POINT RAISE

+0.625% :^)

>>49679971
They're gonna pussy out after what happened yesterday and only do 50 calling it now

>>49679854
>Sources familiar with the matter confirmed that in an unprecedented move, the federal reserve rate will be increased by increments of 125 basis points for the next 3 consecutive months

>he's a bull prepper who thinks gas being the same price as minimum wage this summer is somehow not going to lead to a dire recession

Are you ready for your portfolio to be completely wiped today?

HERE WE GO!!!

can't stop shitting friends :(

>>49680062
BUDDY DO YOU THINK THEY CARE ABOUT APPLE COMPUTER?

>>49679909
isn't it 30 minutes?

>>49679991
it appears so

>>49679965
That chill music for what is basically the financial apocalypse just made me let out a single loud laugh

Just opened 10k straddles

>>49680067
n-no

gut feeling: sudden drop in U.S. equity market was abrupt adjustment to reality of 75 bps raise today vs. prior expectations for 50. stocks can drift higher for 3-4 weeks after today.

>>49680067
i'm 50/50 soxl/soxs
i'm ready for anything

JEROME WHIP THOSE NIGGERS

Gentlemen, it has been an honor and a privilege.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINUTES LEAKED

>Media posts it on Twitter before it gets announced
>Deletes tweet
Jews gonna jew

ONE MINUTE LEFT AHHHHHHHHHHH

Comfy, moisturized, in my lane, living my best life. Thank you Mr. Powell, thank you Bobo.

>>49680085
It’s 1 hour, we have to hear about black employment numbers first

>>49679993
That just means next meeting we get a staggering 71% cut. Bullish.

30 SECONDS

>NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA KID
>OUR DOLLARINOS ARE BACKED UP BY OUR 11 CARRIERS
>YEAH, AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>WE WILL NEVER HAVE AN ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
>KEEP BUYING THE MARKET OOOORAAAAH

>The wealthy farmer has been banned from entering an African country where he has a history of leaving death in his wake. (Bill Gates)

>>49680085
No that’s the Q&A... 20 seconds

>>49680111
>111
>one minute left

Jesus

too late for oil? was eyein up shell. if everything is collapsing then fuck it I need ammo

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS

>>49680067
wipe out my folio once, shame on me, wipe out my folio twice, cant get folio wiped again

WTFWT

WTFWT?

>>49680042
>+++ BREAKING: THE ECONOMY +++

>btc is moving directly in line with the SPY, which is moving directly in line with some of my penny shit stocks
completely organic market we got here huh boys?

SELL SELL SELL

what is it?!?!?

PPT OFFERING BLOWJOBS, $5 USD ONLY THOUGH, DOING THEIR PART

HOLY SHIT I'M ALREADY DOWN 70%

>>49680092
SNIB SNIB NIGGER

75!!!!!

CAM ON JEROME SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

When is this nightmare going to be over?

I want my healthy economy back.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POOMP IT

>75
>75
>75
>75
>75
>75

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

MY PUTS?!?!?!??!?!?!

75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP
75 BP
>75 BP

>>49679941
>SURPRICE NEGATIVE RATES

50 BPS LFG!!!!!

>>49680202
HE SCORED 75 FACKIN GOALS IN A GAME

CAM ON!!!!1

Post decent youtube stream ploxxx

MY SQQQ WILL PRINT HARD EOD

WHAT IS IT???????????

MOONING

HOLY CHRIST THIS VOLATILITY

>>49680206
Should have voted for trump

>tfw already down £18k as we speak

0.75% COMFIRMED FUCK YOU MUMU

>>49680090
Elevator music is the perfect background to societal collapse.

what to do If my girlfriend says she can't do weekends only half distance anymore? I still have so much fun with her and thought this was only the beginning :(. I wanna try my best but she seems so distant...

75 bps and were mooning

hahahahah fuck all the bears moneys still historically cheap

great stream

>75
ITS OVER

What the fuck is happening to the stream.

Oink oink.

I just noticed that how the market reacts depends on the tie color powell is wearing.

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

dump it

30 Minutes
Lets fucking go!

>>49680224
Fuck this im out

THE ROOF
THE ROOF
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

NOW DOOMP IT

whatever happens ill lose money so just do the opposite of me
>long uvxy

>>49680263
look again

-25BP
QE BROS WE WON

LMAO GET FUCKED

SELL SELL SELL
SELL IT ALL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>>49680206
until you hang everyone with a gov paycheck, never

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET PUMPING!!!!!!!!!

>75
>75
>75
>75

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!!??!

>>49679941
This guy’s good

>>49680271
Thank God I thought I was the only one

WE DUMP WE DUMP WE DUMP

>BUDGET CUTS SO BAD THEY CAN'T EVEN FUND THE STREAM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DO YOUR JOB JEROME, LIQUIDATE THE CRYPTO FAGS

>- Interest Rate On Reserves Balances Raised To 1.65% From 0.90%
Not sure if this was expected to almost double.

IM EXTREMELY FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

THE MAD LADS DID IT

>the stream is shitting itself
not a good sign

BASED JEROME

I have no idea what move to make. This is so fucky.

The Committee seeks to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run. In support of these goals, the Committee decided to raise the target range for the federal funds rate to 1‑1/2 to 1-3/4 percent and anticipates that ongoing increases in the target range will be appropriate. In addition, the Committee will continue reducing its holdings of Treasury securities and agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities, as described in the Plans for Reducing the Size of the Federal Reserve's Balance Sheet that were issued in May. The Committee is strongly committed to returning inflation to its 2 percent objective.

>>49680271
It’s over

FED BEATS ON EARNINGS

>>49680297
Sell the expectation, buy the news.

AND BACK UP WE GO AGAIN

JEROME!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49680313
It's as fucked as we are

>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE

Does this statement hold true today?

Apparently the markets wanted 75?????

>>49680307
The creature from the Jekyll island

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Well shit.

>>49680281
Yes

market's having a stroke

>>49680307
Algos... we dump in less than 5 min

I have not fucking idea what is going on

[doki doki]
H-how bad is it

Fed Officials See Inflation of 5.2% at End of 2022; 2.6% for 2023

THE RECESSION IS OFF THE TABLE. Soft landing boys.

Start buying that dip

EAT MY SHORTS

UP OR DOWN WHERE ARE WE GOING

MASSIVE DILDO ON VIX ITS OVER SELL WHILE YOU CAN

BUY YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

down we go

>>49680148
woah I think I know that chick

STREAM LINK?

ITS THE FINAL BATTLE
MUMU VS BOBO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DOW? MORE LIKE DOWN, HOLY FUCK

>>49680272
TARGET OF 1.5 - 1.75 OMG

>>49680331
ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S UNLEASHED

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP

Should I buy some puts on qqq to Prepare for the meeting??

SCHIZO MARKET

WHAT DO THE VOICES SAY NOW

>>49680364
priced in on monday

>>49680378
75bps.

SOFT LANDING CONFIRMED

LOOK AT THIS VOLATILITY
LOOK AT THE VIX
UP AND DOWN

jerked off all morning, what did I miss? was it good i bought energy stocks?

Look at the IV lmao

>pumps 1% in a single candle
>imemdeadly dumps again
>doesn't elaborate any further
>crabs

>>49680378
PRICED
N

I think there would've been a lot of short covering no matter what the rate hike was.

HOLD. SHIT IS HOLDING. SHIT IS PRICED IN.

WHAT ABOUT BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

JEROME SAMA NOT LIKE THIS!!

Somebody post the schizo cat gifs

VIX HALTED WTF WTF WTF

>>49680447
I

>>49680450
Its too low!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIX HALTED LMAO

its DROPPPIINNNNNGNGGGGG

>>49679965
>play the propaganda where the fed is totally not a bank run cartel!!!

SEND IT TO HELL

*unsheaths katakana*
The bad times have begun, bros.

Yeah it's a fat dump

>spike exactly at 2:00
Uh oh someone forgot to delay that fake pump by 30 minutes

SPY HALTED SPY HALTED

>>49680477
lmao just VIX my shit up senpai

>>49680458

GOD DAMMIT SNIBS

NOBODY WANTED THIS

>75bps
yep it's official, recession time gents

>>49680482
GREAT NUMBERS REPORTED ON FED EARNINGS

VOLMAGEDDON IS HERE

HOLD YOU FAGGOTS

TIME TO DUMP AND GIVE ME MY SQQQ MONEY CHUMPS

ITS DUMPING AGAIN LOOOOOL

HOLY SHIT

RUN FOR THE EXITS HOLY FUCK THE FED IS RETARDED AND CRIMINAL

HERE WE GO!!!!

New highs on the DXY

BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
BOND MARKET COLLAPSING
>BOND MARKET COLLAPSING

boom

>>49680391
Holy based

BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN
BEARS WIN
>BEARS WIN

SELL SELL SELL

Am I missing something? The stream isn't live yet.

SPY PUTS SPY PUTS

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???????!!!!!!! BUY OR SELL???!!! ARGHHHHHH

BYE BYE

RALLY OVER

BUDDY LOOK AT US02Y COMPUTER

EURO COLLAPSE.
WE CRASH NOW

HOW COULD JPOW LIE!?

It's over.

CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
CRASH FASTER
>CRASH FASTER
#CRATERGANG

WHY ARE WE DUMPING?
THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING
HOW WAS THIS NOT PRICED IN

Bears lose.

>>49680477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
Thread theme

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE ***FUCK*** WAS THAT?!

>>49680580
GET INTO THE VIX RIGHT NOW!!!

>>49680572
Data was released and the bots are going haywire.

What happened at these 2 key points in the stock market?

>>49680580
BUY YOU FUCKERS IT WAS A BEAR TRAP

Powell is a traitor to the USA. He needs to be locked up and put on trial for treason. This moron is single handedly destroying our country. I would not be surprised to learn if he has ties to Russia or China.

Fire. Powell. IMMEDIATELY.

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ABOUT THAT DXY
IF YOU WERE NOT SHORT GTFO BIZ

IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHEN DDO I SELL MY SQQQ?????!!

DOW? MORE LIKE OW

>DXY

ITS NOT HAPPENING

ITS NOT HAPPENING

>>49680421
MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!1

MARKET IS NOW NEGATIVE

JEROOOOOME

SAVE US

IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED
IT IS FINISHED
>IT IS FINISHED

Why is everyone shouting nothing's happening yet

Holy shit it's savage

>THAT DUMP

>>49680572
2:30 but i guess the market’s assuming the worst

SELL SELL SELL
WAIT NO BUY BUY BUY
HOLD ON SELL SELL SELL
ACTUALLY BUY BUY BUY
MY BAD SELL SELL SELL

>>49680618
Where is the data released?

THIS IS THE END

2008 COLLAPSE 2.0 IS HERE

SELL OFF YOUR WIVES

SELL OFF YOUR GFS

LOCK YOUR DOORS

KISS YOUR DOGGOS GOODBYE

they havent released anything yet why are you all larping

FLOOOOOOOD TANKSSSSSSSS

NOOOOOOO THIS WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED I HAVE TO SELL ALL MY ASSETS IMMEDIATELY

CRASH
INCOMING

>>49680580
if you were a /cash/bro you wouldn't be in this dilemma

WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY
WE ARE RED FOR THE DAY

>>49680572
decision was announced 7 minutes ago

jerome speaks in 23 minutes

>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
>>49680376
I told you mumu’s

https://vocaroo.com/1eKYiTTjW3wu

bobros. I took your advice. thanks for everything.

NOW WE WAIT FOR UPDATED GUIDANCE ON FUTURE RATES. RATES GOING HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

>>49680603
THEY ARE HIKING INTO AN INFLATIONARY RECESSION RETARD
N O W H E R E IS SAFE

Don't look at the charts

>>49680603
YOU RETARD, WHAT WE KNEW WAS THAT THE FED FUCKED UP, NOW THEY PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO IT

>>49680603
>THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING

How well do you know the American mindset?

Being told its coming != it's coming

TEAM HEEM

>>49680662
They released the rates, 75bps

Anyone who thinks this is priced in is genuinely retarded. don't listen to the talking heads on main stream media. They are trying to get you to hold their bags.

>>49680631
early 2023, unironically

How do you call this pattern?

>>49680620
e thots asking for which stocks to buy on twitter

Why are you guys pretending to be retarded?

>>49680659
Journoniggers

MARKETS RED LETS FUCKING GO

WHAT IS THIS TREND CALLED /BIZ/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49680662
The bots were configured to buy/sell and post at exactly 2:00, they forgot about the 30 minute delay

BTC < 20K will take the market down with it.

EXUBERANCE

WE WARNED YOU
NOT TO GET

HOOKED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49679971
75

>>49680396
AND DOWN IT IS

>>49680681
that was a very lovely rendition, sirs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bbuuX216Fc

>>49680730
The swan has awoken

>0.75
Zero chance of a pump. Spy's going to dump like crazy for the rest of the week.

A FUCKING HIDDEN TIGER SHOWED UP ON MY BROKERAGE

You really can't sell before the tutes. They got the leaks even before the announcement.

>>49679854
Only pain.

>even a 75 basis point hike is still dovish, it's less dovish, but it's definitely not hawkish... everyone keeps saying how the Fed has turned hawkish... unless the federal funds rate actually moves higher than the CPI, which it can't... the Federal reserve is trapped... the market still hasn't called the Fed's bluff, people still think the Fed is going to fight inflation. The Fed is actually surrendering to inflation, it's not bringing the fight to inflation... It's only a matter of time before... Zzzzzzzz

>>49680712
Was thinking the same glad another anon agrees with me will hold this for a long time then love you <3

How does 75bps fix inflation? Does anyone actually think the fed has any idea what it’s doing?

REMINDER THAT WE DIDN'T CUT IN 2021 BECAUSE MUH MINORITY EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS. THANKS LIBTARDS

I FUCKING CALLED IT, DUMP ALL THE WAY TO 0 THEN CEAB RIGHT AT +50. TOMORROW IS THE GIGA DUMP BREAKA

Ahhhhh I sold the fucking bear trap again

WHERE IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!
WHERE IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!

>>49680709
link

>>49680645
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1537132899509669891
READ NIGGA READ
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

whens the ten year going to 4%?

>now green again

I want to get off Mr Snibbs' wild ride

REQUESTING BACKUP NOW

>>49680710
lmao this but its too late

LAST BOTTLE: EMPTIED
WINDOWS: OPENED
LEGS: DANGLING

>>49680766
IT DOESNT LMAO AND THE BEST PART IS WE ARE IN A RECESSION NOW TOO HAHAHAHA

How the fuck am I still down on UVXY?

Buy the dip! (in SQQQ)

>>49680105
Real????

alright, ALRIGHT, WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
LOOK AT THAT, LOOK. AT. IT

Bros this landing is not so soft

>>49680579
The watchmojo watermark makes this clip so much better

>>49680723
MARKETS GREEN AGAIN LETS FUCKING GO

>>49680766
>He thinks the government and private corporations care for the general wellbeing of the public
Lol
lmao

Guys it's priced in

>>49680789
BOTS ARE GOING TO WAR WITH THEMSELEVS. SELL BUY SELL BUY

UP WE GO AGAIN
WEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49680720
we're pretending?

I just want to know if I should average down on my SOXL now or not. Is that too much to ask?

how the fuck is DRV down on the day

>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY
>STOCKS RALLY ON NEWS OF BOND PLUNGE
BONDS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK RALLY

anyone notice how fucking amazing these lofi beats from the fed live stream got after being right? fuck these are some GOOD BEATS

>largest rate hike in a lifetime
>vix still down

>>49680766
It doesn't you cannot change a real material crisis by changing monetary policy. It is just supposed to ease the pain, but americans are so fucking stupid they don't get this and keep artificially pumping their market thinking line goes up it must go up.

I hope you're ready for 5%

Can someone explain to me interest rate does like Im retarded?

>>49680809
Yeah, roughly 5 minutes before the announcement from the fed

>Jerome, is the bear trap set?
>Yes Master. All is proceeding as planned.

>markets still green on the day
bobo's seething

TOMORROW
WE
CRASH

>>49680743
lol

>>49680860
Mortgage applications were up this week. Just wait a week it's fine

>>49680872
Sorry, I can't read braille

I'm not baking

CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>49680775
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49680874
NOT RIGHT NOW WE'RE BUSY AAAAAAAing

>>49680681

I need financial collapse

>>49680797
Shenanigans plus huge option expiry this Friday making things more complicated

>>49680874
like half the companies on the s&poop can't pay their debt if the cost to borrow goes up, which is what a rate hike means

>>49680874
money is no longer free
government has to pay interest when it gets a loan now
the higher the interest, the more they have to pay
the more the government debt, the more painful this is

Don't forget, the stars are LITERALLY aligned

IT'S OVER

only down 1% on bad news that was expected and you're freaking out, convinced that /biz/ is full of adhd zoomers

>>49680874
tldr how much money costs to borrow. The issue is that it affects companies that rely on debt to grow. High interest rates = hindered growth for gorilla nigger companies that need debt

>>49680681
Bellissimo

>>49680935
Elaborate

Also, why would feds do that?

>>49680681
We like to have fun here.

>>49680874
no more gibs. NEETS ARE DOOMED

Why is shit and piss 500 still so strong? It couldn't have priced this entire thing in yesterday this is too big

>>49680896
Ahh. Short term data weakly overpowering a long term trend.

>>49680930
They have to produce growth they don’t have

Why is my TMV not moving
fuck you

someone BAKE RIGHT NOW

>>49680957
Good >>49680957

AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA
>>49680972
AAAAAAAAA

dow up 0.3%
vix down 6%
mmm mmm i love giving money to wall street

>With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
>With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too
With the market now pricing in 100% odds of 75bps today and in July, and 40% chance of 75bps in September too

>>49680958
now that rates went up more than "expected" future rate guidance will need to be updated. this is where the crash begins

Variable rate debters are about to get fuckin heemed

WHERE IS THE STREAM?

>>49680957
ah that makes sense. thanks bro

>>49680930
Were well under 4% retard

>>49680990
>>49680990
>>49680990
FRESH

TAKE
NOTICE
OF
THIS
CUNT

>>49680874
Throwing billions at unprofitable tech startups has a significant cost attached to it now

HOLY FUCK MY HOROSCOPE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED AHHHHHH

>that IV crush on all the options I sold

Check em

>>49680681
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>49680958
>expected
Not exactly, it was a fringe rumor. They have literally announced a 50bps hike prior to this

>Fed wants 3 50% and 1 25% by end of year.

>>49680775
looks like were gonna end green today then

How long does it take to be granted chapter 7 bankruptcy

>>49680876
Imagine how fucked the small investor is when even the lowest in the chain (MSM) gets to know the numbers before the public. It's so deeply rigged

>>49680976
Not my gibs! I need a Monkey Poox Stimmie!

>>49680864
yep they are dope

>SPY and DOW tank
>VIX goes down too

clown market

>>49680681
lmao
TIME TO GET BACK IN THE PILE TO HAVE GAYSEX TO STOP THE FUTURE

>>49680874
Hi, Jack

>>49681171
oh shit wait my chart didn't update OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49680681
Nice.

Wow

I think he's gained weight

Why isn't the market blasting higher on this? The NASDAQ should be back It was priced in and the Fed is implying rate cuts by 2024. Why sell now when there will be new ATHs by then? The NASDAQ should be back at 13k already.