/biz/ - Business & Finance

Financials were supposed to go up but they didn't. Are they going to go up?

SOFT LANDING ACHIEVED
RECESSION CANCELLED

GDPNOW CAME IN AT 0% PROJECTED GROWTH FOR THE QUARTER
WE ARE IN RECESSION

>>49676789

yeah, financials always go up before a recession. definitely no economic sensitivy in banks and insurers.

These 22s will pump us back up

I can't wait for picrel

>>49676812
Link pls, anon.

UVXY bros! Remember: Diamond Hands!!!!

Don't be celebrating to soon mumu, you already look foolish.

>>49676796

Soft Landing chads....

we won.

>>49676812
not negative. not receding.

>>49676831
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

>>49676759
holy shit that pic haha
how will schiff ever recover

When do bear markets bottom out? When the recession starts? Or ends?

W-why are we green? Exit pump?

>>49676825
It's over

we are uncomfortably green leading up to the meeting at 2pm. I don't like where this is going

Anyone holding L'Oreal?

>>49676836
god its so hard to ride out -10% i should just shut off the internet and go for a walk until i head sirens and air raid horns going off in 2 hours

>>49676848
HOUSING TOMMOROW, GOING NEGATIVE
GSIB STRESS TEST RESULTS TOMORROW TOO PROBABLY GONNA BE FUCKED

>>49676847
Wow that is one fit and good looking lady! I would totally give her a waterbottle and then ask her out on a date!

I've intuitively felt for years that this market has no organic price discovery. Stocks have been detached from their fundamentals for as far as I've been alive. How do we know that the entire market isn't just 'fake' shares being exchanged day-to-day? There is really no reason to believe that the market will ever TRULY crash if all of the market action is fake. It's simply numbers on a computer at this point - nothing has to logically make sense.

I'm losing money hand over fist.

>>49676848

>>49676759
>I-ITS priced in THIS time!

I know I meme hard on you people sometimes but let's keep it real and have nobody hurt here with a bad trade. Happy trading

t. was 100% in TQQQ just moments ago

>>49676861
Ty anon. May Big Ounce smile upon your gains.

>>49676759
BUY OIL STOCKS. OIL IS GOING TO $200 GET THE FUCK OUT OF CRYPTO

Some of you guys are alright. Sell all rallies

You think the panic selling and capitulation already happened. It hasn't started yet.. Wait a couple more weeks. The kink where emotional investor behavior really kicks in is down around 20%.

Then it's like a power law.

Gets exponentially worse -30%, -40%, -50%, -60% etc.

>>49676916
That picture is iconic. What’s the story behind it?

>>49676868

In the middle of the recession when everything looks like horse shit. The covid bear market was pretty normal. Market bottom's two years before the pandemic was under control.

priced in?

Printer go BRRRRRRRRRR

>>49676946
Isn't the SPY already down 20%?

>>49676946
A friend told me recently that Italian hedge funds are notorious for puking at -30%

>>49676933
wtf does this say, i don't read ivanspeak

>>49676912

back the fuck off?!?!?

thats my girlfriend

CMRA will be 5 dollars by Friday.

>>49676961
>Only $1 billion now
So Putin won?

Are there any good oil bear ETFs besides DRIP?
Leverage makes me nervous

>>49676961
Oh wow, thats like, a couple of tanks.

>>49676966
I'm talking about individual funds being down 20%.

>>49676957
>averaging 10 wrong opinions
lmao

Where my fellow Value-Chads at?

So many hidden gems right now, people are focusing on the wrong things.

>>49676979
Oh boy can you only imagine how much fun it would be to go swimming in the ocean with her? Hahaha that is just amazing, imagine if you could get her to skinny dip with you!

>https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow
>Latest estimate: 0.0 percent — June 15, 2022
Here it is, stagflation 2.0
Except we don't have 30% debt to GDP this time round

They'll use the Pox as a way to introduce demand destruction and blame it on the economy getting wrecked.

Lel

>>49676985
NRGD. Just scale your position size down as the leverage factor increases

Verification not required.

>>49676974
flat chests good
flat chests rock
everyone deserves
flat chest in their lives

>>49677007
what do you recommend

>>49676961
what the fuck is wrong with the US government?

asshats at atlanta fed
as if they aren't going to revise that shit higher in due time

>>49676957
Oh god, the “dip” hasn’t even begun.

>>49677041
>higher
you mean lower right? We're raising rates and layoffs are just starting

>>49676930
Bro, crypto is the best hedge against inflation. Right now is the buying opportunity of a lifetime!

>>49676961
FUCK UKRAINE

>>49677021
Yep this has been the plan for a while. It’ll all start soon with the WHO meeting.

Test

I just closed my shorts because I can’t see a reality where the market doesn’t surge after Jerome does his little speech and all the news will be like, the day has been saved ladies and gentlemen

1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
1 HOUR AND 17 minutes
>1 HOUR AND 17 minutes

That's neat how you can tell pretty much the exact moment FOMC policy decisions leak among insiders.

>>49677038
World powers have always armed their rivals enemies

>>49677064
powell literally has publicly stated he wants to see mass layoffs

>>49677085
The price hasn't moved much

>>49677010
I know right! Just imagine getting her on a secluded beach where no one is around for miles and she can scream all she wants and no one will come to her aid! She’s basically wearing her underwear too!

>>49677089
Shoutout to France and Spain for helping us cuck England.

>>49676946
>wait a couple more weeks
Two weeks until markets capitulate. After that, another two weeks until Trump is reinstated.

>>49677103
Shut the fuck up.

>>49676759
hedge deez nuts lmao finna get heemed after slurpin the dip no cap fr

>>49676847
>>49676796
There is no soft landing until inflation is done, let alone before it even turns over.

>>49677010
Just draw you and her boning and live out your fantasy, anon

So what are the chances we actually see 0.75 today?

>>49677041
>aren't going to revise that shit higher in due time
just like the first quarter right?

>>49677034
based

>>49677064
>you mean lower right?
higher
>>49677096
>powell literally has publicly stated he wants to see mass layoffs
gonna need a source on that
picsemirelated

>>49677096
yes, and that's for Q3 essentially
Q2 is already looking abyssmal, and there's no chance in hell the GDP turns out higher than +0.5%
It's very very likely it's gonna be negative, and that only means one thing: official technical recession

>>49677117
And then two more weeks to stop the spread

>>49677114
The last time the US armed russias enemy they caused the collapse of the Soviet Union, hopefully can get a repeat

>>49677120
Went down less than a $ you big baby. Does baby need a diaper to shit in? Goo Goo Gah Gah. Baby needs to shit and cum.

>>49677114
don't forget the Netherlands

>>49677007

Here!
I'm buying a builder with 11% divvy yield. This is literal once in a generation opportunities.

>>49677135
Thats how I interpret it

why the fuck is Altria dumping so hard. it already dumped yesterday for ex div

>Anon! Are you ready for this?!

>he thinks there can be a bull market when gas is going to hit $8/gal nationally over the summer
yeah bro gas being above minimum wage is absolutely bullish, buy longs

>>49677160
>hopefully can get a repeat
Why? No one cares and no one in Americas life will increase for the better if Russia or Ukraine wins.

>>49677152
it was in the gay future of the world globohomo meeting or whatever it was a couple weeks ago. Maybe stay current on financial news and you can keep up with the convo

>>49677160
>The last time the US armed russias enemy they caused the collapse of the Soviet Union
Ukraine isn't Afghanistan

>>49677165
Nah fuck the perfidious Dutch.

>>49677164
Yeah abruptly and in a straight line, you retarded faggot. Do you even trade or are you just here to lie to people on behalf of a bunch of communist autocrats?

>>49676961
>put us more in debt to china
>during biggest financial crisis of our lifetimes
fucking retarded

>>49677038
just the democrats trying to literally destroy the country.

>>49677170
Whos gonna build anything with current prices? You got value trapped

>>49677170
A builder building what exactly?

>>49677160
This time the USA collapses.

>>49677108
why do "people" role play anime porn fantasy with other men in a stock market general thread?

>>49677152
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/17/powell-says-the-fed-will-not-hesitate-to-keep-raising-rates-until-inflation-comes-down.html
>On Tuesday, he repeated his commitment to getting inflation closer to the Fed’s 2% target, and cautioned that it might not be easy and could come at the expense of a 3.6% unemployment rate that is just above the lowest level since the late 1960s.
>“You’d still have a strong labor market if unemployment were to move up a few ticks,” he said. “I would say there are a number of plausible paths to have a soft as I said softish landing. Our job isn’t to handicap the odds, it’s to try to achieve that.”
That was while they thought they could beat it with 0.5% hikes too, btw

>>49677207
yes

>>49677007
Citigroup at half book with a 4 yield

stock market? more like cock market. fucken gay

>>49677201
The weaker americas enemies are the better, plus it’s good for business when you sell most of the arms in the world

>>49677228

Prices come down and my stock will recover. All value stocks are cheap for reason but they beat the market anyway. This stock should probably be down but it's trading at 50% of book or soemthing completely ridiculous like that. It's pretty clear that I'll be making bank here.

>>49677203
go fuck yourself really hard, m8
>>49677249
ty, fren.
much appreciated!

>>49677194
WOW! Those are two pretty smart looking ladies. I bet they are great investors and know just what stocks to buy to get you great return on your investment! I bet they are pretty tender lovers as well.
>>49677197
That is really funny, the good looking girl is wearing the "Deal with it" sunglasses. I got a good chuckle out of that one!

>>49677218
Wow. The stock dipped by less than 0.04% abruptly. Sure does mean insider info leaked. Dumb nigger if anything leaked we'd see a 100 basis point on SPY immediately.
>Lie to people on behalf of a bunch of communist autocrats?
Oh I get it you're a fat white guy

>>49677230
Are you really surprised that people addicted to one kind of dopamine rush are also addicted to another kind? At least half this general is definitely degenerate coomers.

*looks down at you in Dutch*
sorry? didn't hear you down there

>>49676759
>down almost 16% despite investing mostly in energy and manufacturing
>mfw there are people who unironically mainly invested in something else

>>49677265
>more like cock market
is that why you suck?

>>49677225

Mostly houses and appartments. Surely noone will want houses in the future right?

>>49677230
Mental illness. All traders have it, just some illnesses are more degenerate than others.

>Meltt - Swim Slowly (Full Album)
Whoever posted this album last week.

>>49677230
Who said anything about porn?

>>49676961
>over 800 billion defence budget
spend 1 billion testing weapons and killing russians

>>49677038
Interests in Ukraine

>>49677331
you think the government won't outlaw building new houses in order to keep the real estate artificially inflated?

>>49677331
>Surely noone will want houses in the future right?
Exactly. A little more of that global warming and we can all live outside anyway.

Come on JEROME
DO IT 50 AND NOTHING ELSE

>>49677230
They got bullied in school, hard enough to seclude themselves from the rest of the world

>>49677311
i'm up 2% but that's only because i dumped into corn and agriculture for the coming food crisis

>>49677282
Ticker?

>>49677389
AQB

>>49677296
>Oh I get it you're a fat white guy
Thanks for verifying, dumbass.

>>49677307
former degenerate coomer adderall junkie pothead cigarette smoking alcohol imbibing kratom abusing rageaholic autist here
fuck kikes
also, repent

>>49677378
That would be an absolute madlad move.

>>49677367
>MASS.
>BUILDING.
>PERMITS.
>REJECTIONS.
XDDD

>OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
>WHO LIVES OVERLEVERAGED AND IN POVERTY?
>ANONY-MOUS!
>SURVIVING ON RAMEN AND UNEMPLOYED IS HE!
>ANONY-MOUS!
>OWNING A HOME AND WEALTH HE WISHED!
>ANONY-MOUS!
>WATCHING HIS FUTURE SINK WITH THE FISH!
>ANONY-MOUS!
>SUICIDAL?
>ANONY-MOUS!
>ANONY-MOUS!
>ANONY-MOUS!
>ANONNNNNY-MOOOUUUUUS!

>>49677230
Shut the fuck up I am holding cash like any smart person is doing, making fun of Mumus losing all their money since YTD got boring.

>>49677389

You can't buy this particular one because it's foreign and very obscure but take a look at builders in general. Many of them are extremely cheap right now.

>>49677427
They already drag their feet to an insane degree where I am.

>>49676812
I thought GDP numbers were released on the 30th?

>>49677427 meant for >>49677363
Mea culpa

>>49677385
I was never bullied and always stood up to loser kids who tried to fuck with me
I seclude myself from the world because I’m an authentic misanthrope

>>49677429
Kek

>>49676812
Actually I think that means we aren't in a recession. A recession is 2 quarters of negative growth.

man the market is going to be so volatile when vix options expire today, jerome powell speaking, and quad witching friday

>>49677429 on fucking repeat bro

>>49677028
5 IQ retard here, what do you mean by leverage factor increasing ?

>they didn’t sell the exit pump

>>49677384
Well at least agriculture makes sense, people gotta eat.

>>49677463
its a prediction
GDP is going to be negative

new day trading personality just dropped

Insider here, get ready for a gigapump.

>>49677307
Coomerism is a sin. Repent fellow /smg/gers

Well... the pump is already dying off
Someone KNOWS something and is getting out now
It's fucking all over bros.... it's over...

>>49677411
THEM EVIL GOMMUNIST AUTOCRATS

>>49677378
>Stagflation 2: Electric Boogaloo
CHEAPIES HERE WE COME

>>49677501
why did i click that maximum homo picture?

>>49677463
GDPNow is extremely accurate early release data from Atlanta fed. Hidden gem from me to you, don’t sneed their advice at your own risk

Is anyone still holding this dogturd?

Outsider here, change into your brown pants NOW!!!!!!

>>49676912
Why give her a water bottle when she clearly already has one shoved up her ass?

ITS STARTING, THE GIGA DOOOOMPPP

>>49677511
Keep doubling down on trying to look like you didn't just stumble in here yesterday.
Or you can just go back to your home, reddit dot com.

>>49677506
I do not believe you, duck.

Some of you don’t appreciate anime girls and it shows!

>Biden to send another $1 billion in military aid to Ukraine

What the fuck is this guy's problem? Is he President of Ukraine or some shit? Look at the bond market, gas, mortgage rates, inflation, a bear market... none of those matter to this senile old clown retard

>>49677506
quack to tha max!!

Biden sending ANOTHER billion to Ukraine.

What a fucking fraud. There has to be so much illegal shit going on with this never ending funding.

Also Ukraine, fund your own fucking war you fucks

>>49677548
>Keep doubling down on trying to look like you didn't just stumble in here yesterday.
Tell me who the communist autocrats are you fucking cumstained chud lmao

>>49677506
I got your gigapump for ya right here, bro

>>49677419
>>49677514
Feds won't crash the economy.

>>49677526
kek I thought this is the future of batteries

>>49677413
I'm still struggling with alcohol and kratom. Everytime I quit, I end up relapsing hard in a matter of days. I need to trust God more.

Literally so many fucking mumus trying to catch THE falling knife. See you fag-goys in the bread lines, I’m buying a Ferrari with my gains, no charity

>>49677224
>just the democrats trying to literally destroy the country.
Republicans orchestrated a war that cost $2.4 trillion to attack 2 countries that didn't even do 9/11 while sucking Saudi cock.
America spent $1.7 trillion dollars on the worlds shittiest fighter jet that can't even fly in the rain.
Ukraine shit is chump change compared to the literal trillions of dollars the pentagon throws at boondoggle projects.
Imagine falling for the partisan meme in two thousand twenty two. Fucking lmao.

SIRS
IT IS TIME TO BEGIN THE COUNT
62 MINUTES

>>49677569
Hes paying people off. Remember all the illegal shit Hunter was doing over there?

If this was Trump, we'd have 100 hearings and impeachment trials

>>49677519
anon i hate for you to find out this way
but you're gay

>>49677445
>holding cash like any smart person is doing
so you're only down 8%
super duper smart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49677563
if you don't like anime your NGMI and will be replaced by anime android waifus and husbandos

>>49677576
>he didn’t buy Raytheon

>>49677550
you’re right. It will be a gigadump like yesterday but worse

Kratom and DMT are like the 1960s acid/LSD of today: completely astroturfed bullshit pushed by thinkers from all corners of the world.

>>49677599
muh both sides

>>49677627
>RTX: ON

>>49677627
LMT actually

But lets not pretend like any of this is going to defense. Its payoffs

>>49677572
>>49677506
Duck dance time! Market is being schizo anyway.

>>49677550
cute
CUTE!

>>49677569
What'd I miss? I thought Ukraine was in talks to exchange some land for peace with Russia.

>>49677471
Most cope I've seen this year

>>49677595
But Mr. Bobo.....
....If no one can catch falling knives.......
.........how will you ever know when to close your short?

>>49677586
>Feds won't crash the economy

>>49677579
Shut up bitch, humans are talking.

>>49677569
He has interests in ukraine, monies will end up going to contractors and kickbacks back to his cronies.

He's done this shit before with that cancer charity that like 70% of the proceeds went to the payroll.

>>49677684
Sell when you can buy the ferrari and dont hold beyond that, of course

>>49677637
Kratom is harder to quit than cigarettes desu. I got jewed hard by that one.

1h left till fomc statement
1h30m left till jerome powell speaks

Panic sell everything!

>>49677641
>muh both sides
Unironically true until the great purge of red and blue shirt boomers.
SIMPLE AS

>>49677654

>tfw have LMT I bought from their ESPP for $80 from when I worked there
>it's now over $420 a share

Good old crony capitalism. Still fuck Biden and fuck Ukraine

>>49677586
>

>>49677641
>you're no longer allowed to point out that the two parties that literally run the country does in fact run the country

>>49677085
>>49677120
lmao what a faggot
kill yourself chud

Kratom makes me feel like shit, don’t see the appeal

>>49677261
I was looking at C hard after seeing that. Seemed to come back up to 2019 levels after the COVID dip too.

>>49677684
When SPY reaches $0.00 is when I close my shorts

>>49677689
>humans

>>49677684
just think of it as selling into strength, but the opposite

>>49677665
Talks dont always mean too much, we’ll see

>>49677725
biden is a bum but he has no clue what is going on

>>49677569
Ukraine is where he launders his money. I'm willing to bet years from now some scandal will break out that a good chunk of the billions of aid we sent Ukraine went to Hunter and Joe Biden's bank account. It's all so predictable and tiresome.

>>49677703
I saw a photo of her supposedly doing cocaine. anyone got it?

RATES ONLY RAISED 0.25!!!!
>BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!

SIGA BROS ARE YOU COMFY

N

>>49677717
You'll probably be better off selling everything now than waiting for the next rally, which will take at least 2-3 weeks. By that time SPY will be down at least 30% from ATHs. 370 will be the ceiling.

>>49677599
Those wars started over 20 years ago and the other shit atleast pumps domestic companies. Though a "resolution" (=america gets bored) to ukraine pumps the market but giving thrm money probably prolongs everything.

WE DONT NEED NO WATER
LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
BURN, MOTHERFUCKER
BURN

>>49677775
neck yourself.. I'd bet money you are a leaf

So can I just adopt people to avoid money transfered to them being taxed?
I recall seeing that parents can transfer a million dollars in lifetime assets to their children without being taxed.
If I owned a grocery store, could I legally adopt my employees with their consent to prevent income tax being taken out of their paycheck?
Could I do the same when making business deals with my contractors?

>>49677703
"However, Goebbels soon learned of the Jewish blood flowing through Eisenstaedt’s veins. Subsequently, when Eisenstaedt approached Goebbels for a candid portrait, the politician’s expression was very, very different."

when the fuck did juneteenth become a federal holidy and why didnt i get to vote on this I thought we lived in a democracy

>>49677775

If they did that it would tank incredibly hard, the bond market would fucking explode unironically

>>49677599
None of that refutes the face that currently they are destroying the country.
>open boarders
>undermining constitution
>undermining courts
>retarded spending
>incompetent racist leadership
ect ect

>>49677837
I'd prefer a benevolent dictator

what a fucking retard market

>>49677817
your contractors pay their own taxes and your employees can elect to have no taxes withheld. In short, you are a fucking imbecile.

>>49677775
I dont think thats allowed

>>49677599
>Republicans
You realize both parties were in favor of those wars right? Even Al Gore who ran against GW Bush said he would have done the same. I hope one day you stupid fucks wake up and realize neocons and neolibs are the same fucking party...

>>49677837
Money votes.
The government takes it from you.
And it votes for you.

>>49677867
MY SPY LIMIT ORDER DIDN'T FILL AT 366 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49677869
call me daddy

>>49677870
thats fucking terrifying and funny as hell at the same time.

>>49677867
It's beautiful, isn't it?

>>49677869
Withholding is a separate subject from tax liability......

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPPPROAAAAAAAAAAACHING

>>49677898
FUCK I MEANT 376 I'M THAT MAD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49677867
what's retarded about it?

I'm gay.

>>49677844
Oh yeah. Democrats are beyond fucking incompetent.
It's delusional to pretend like the Republicans wouldn't handle the Ukraine situation in basically the same way though if they were in charge.

>>49677837
We live in a democratic republic.

>>49677951
why?

>>49677971
We live in an oligarchy

>>49677951
unironically take ivermectin and cure your butt parasites

>>49677971
False, we were founded as a constitutional republic, we degraded into a democracy.

>>49677963
Why the fuck would trump care about ukraine?

>SPY 1hr and 5hr turning upward with RSI/MACD
>SPY at its 150 Week Moving Average
>SPY at the bottom of its Price Channel since end of last year
Jerome Powell is going to make or break the market.

holy shit DWAC how did i not see this before lol
CLF tranny HAS to be dead at this point right?

OH GOD I HAVE TO ACTUALLY GO WORK SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49677951
obviously

>>49677971
i didn't vote for this!

>>49677999
checked

>>49677837
The absolutely real reason is that people started figuring out that BLM and the Democrats did absolutely nothing for black people in the last 50 years, so they despratly made it a federal holiday to say "SEE WE DID SOMETHING"

>>49677990
Because the feeling of a man hitting my prostate with his cock and cumming in my bussy is incredible. Everybody should try it at least once.

>>49677413
>former degenerate coomer
how do i get over this life?

>>49677990
Not that guy, but sissyhypno did it to me personally. Wish I could have never seen it.

>>49678019
putin wouldn't have invaded with orange man in office

BUDDY

>>49677963
Why? We literally had a populist candidate as president that was against war and didn't start any new ones and all the neocons hated him for it. All the populist candidates for democrats, aka "da squad," have been pro war. I don't know how you can't see that one side is clearly more of a bad faith actor than the other and I'm not talking establishment Republicans vs establishment democrats because they might as well be the same party.

>>49678045
why don't you get a woman to peg you instead?

>>49677837
pandering to nigs for rigging an election for the massa

>>49677971
No we don't. We live in a caste system where the priesthood caste makes decisions and then spoofs a pretend representative government to placate the public.

You mean to tell me you guys don't fuck prostitutes? I can't be the only one here.

>>49678062
now we will just slow bleed down to 09 ratios

>>49678062
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>49677583
> feminists
kek

>>49678062

>ETH going below $1k

Absolutely crushed

>>49678093
i refuse to waste money on women

>>49678093
I have visited many in my time

>>49678062
LOOK

>>49678093
jacking off is better and cheaper, plus I don't have to check for stds everytime

>>49678059
Probably not. Its weird looking back on it though because Biden was even signaling during his campaign 'putin wont mess with me' and all this posturing when literally no one was talking about it...

Guys.... I'm gonna go get a latte
I think I'll need the extra caffeine for all the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHing and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHing that's about to descend upon us.

Anyone want anything?

>>49678051
I traded 3d coomershit for 2d coomershit. idk if it was for the better but I think I’m even hornier than I was in the past.

uhhh guise? anyone notice that china just approved "armed forces operations"????!!!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-14/xi-jinping-expands-china-military-influence-abroad/101152154

>>49678093
>Find Snapchat whore
>Ask if she has a hairy bush
>"No, I'm clean-shaven."
>Delete chat

>>49678134
espresso, black kudasai.

>>49678093
I can't afford to, too busy being retarded with the stock market. Thinking of starting an ironic onlyfans page so people can see how I fuck myself with my trades to hopefully recoup my loses.

>>49678139
The solution obviously is to trade 2d coomershit for 1d coomershit.

>>49678124
It's not the same bro. Especially when railing them doggystyle for a couple of mins.

>>49678062
BTC is at 20k and /biz/ isn't full of pink wojaks?!

Bidenflation means less profits for businesses since the producer price index is so high now. Combine that with the commodity price hikes due to the biden war and you have a recipe for lower future earnings. Who is actually buying right now. I do not understand.

>>49678139
>even hornier than I was in the past.
Good. Find a woman.

>>49678151
i sure hope these military armed force operations aren't 'special'

>>49678093
because i don't want to get fucked by the police who have nothing better to do

>>49678093
Women are disgusting.

why is oil dumping

Money is about to be cancelled

>>49678169
Is it bad that I let them blow me without a condom?

who's shorting this TSLA rally?

>>49678131
victoria nuland got all inflammatory at a summit or some shit and putin invaded right after. Ukraine is where the dems launder funds and they kept threating to bring them in NATO which is basically cuban missile crisis 2.0. I doubt orange man would have allowed that cunt to instigate things

>>49678093
I'm married, and she's a bit younger than me, with a hairy pussy.
Perfect mode.

>>49677703
what a lovely shade of blue her eyes are

Will DJI pierce 30k today?
How far does it fall after that?

>>49678209
Shakeout before next leg up

>>49678186
I wish that were possible

>>49678175
pajeets got liquidated and had to go back to scam calling

>Wednesday, June 15, 2022: Cramer on the nightmare of calling a bottom

Literally just yesterday he's telling people he's buying into the Fed meeting lmao, still not as bad as last week's "crypto is where fortunes are made" statement

>>49678223
Is she a prostitute or some sugar baby side chick?

>>49678209
cuz fuck you and fuck me and fuck everyone else who likes making money

>>49678093
american prostitutes are absolutely disgusting and overcharge. i totally don't go sexcation glowies dont worry

>>49678221
...I miss him

>>49678062
Beautiful markets, cryptards

>>49678169
Pinning a woman's wrists to the bed and spreading her legs with yours in prone bone is the greatest pleasure on earth.

>>49678093
average prices for handjob, blowjob, and sex?

>>49678215
Nope. Usually prostitutes don't fuck if they have a herpes outbreak.
I had one that gave me a fantastic bj. Mindblowing, really.
Others charge extra for this.

100bps

>>49678253
this one is still by far my favorite

>>49678303
I like how he diffused the north korea threat instantly, lol

>>49678209
I accidentally dropped 12 billions of gallons of oil into the Mississippi, sorry guys

>>49678253
Cramer has always been a 100% fraud

>>49678139
It's obviously better. At least 2D porn doesn't involve exploiting real people.

>>49678139
i traded porn for sexting and it fucked me up

>>49676759
>meta at 166
kek I didn't realize it had crashed so hard. Remember anons being sure that it'd never go below 200.

gigapump or gigadump boys where we going

>>49678281
Honestly this is the most annoying shit. There is so much lying, upcharging for basic shit, and stuck up attitude to put up with when dealing with American whores. It's all so tiresome.

>>49678353
we're gonna have to fine you 10k and dont let it happen again. Dont worry taxpayers will foot the bill to clean it up

>>49678093
>deleted

jannies don't want us to talk about straight sex, just how hard we're going to get fucked in the ass by Powell in 40 minutes

>>49678351
Same with that iran general, Soleimani salami

FORTY MINUTES

>>49678348
>Jan 3. 2022
holy fuck Jim

>>49678418
>>49678418

Really hoping for 100 bps and a nice circuit breaker day tomorrow.

>>49678348
Somebody should sneed this motherfucker

>>49678397
ur talking about actual prostitutes or just generic american women to date. American women are FAT.

>>49678351
And all the glowfaggots were mad about it too. That shit was embarrassing.

>>49678253
>Jim Cramer and Jeff Marks say they remain overweight energy in their portfolio and would be buying these oil names right now if they could
SELL OIL IMMIDIATLY

>>49678348
TOP FUCKING KEK.

>>49678409

Trump was great at not spending money - he even ripped off Boeing on their shitty planes and the CEO was crying about it as if that's a bad thing they got fucked over. Meanwhile we got Biden printing dollars for Ukraine like it's fucking Christmas

>>49678394
>gigapump
I don't see this happening. Even if the fed goes with 50 bps, which is the lowest alternative and most bullish option, the bond market is gonna rebel and dump, and this will make equity traders panic.

>>49678487
fucking biden dude making deals with salami sandwich HAHA!

Australia is the weakest market right now. Seems like the recession is real bros

>>49676847
She can soft land on my dick, if you know what I mean

WTF! Rocker was right!

SIDU is up 96% Check the chart

>>49678545
Biggest cucks on the planet too.

>>49676878
Line go down for a long time so now line go up

>>49678435
all american women are whores just most of them are too stupid to charge money and think sucking cock is the epitome of moral righteousness

>>49677971
False. We live in a society.

>>49678557
Love cute anime girls dressed like proper adult women.

>>49678435
>>49678601
What I said can be applied to both. I'm so glad I'm married and don't have to put up with the toxic radioactive wasteland that has become modern dating.

>>49677230
was just asking myself the same thing kek...

Cut my life in to pieces.

Is it time to buy DRIP yet?

Please banchods post something. Is the internet dead and I'm the only real poster?
Please reset.

>>49679740
Thank you sits for doing the needful.

>>49679744
good morning sir

>>49679795
You’re welcome. I am a real human. I feel like oil demand is going to drip soon due to layoffs and ungoibumps. Is anyone else thinking of shorting oil?

>>49679888
Checked. I've considered it. But I wouldn't do that untill tech starts to recover.
It was revealed to me in a dream.

>>49680056
Cool I want to drop a few grand on it and let it ride