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>> No.49670998
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>>49670975
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49671001

communists are always at fault and should never be reasoned with

>> No.49671009
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>> No.49671014
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Umm wtf is SIDU doing?

>> No.49671020

I bought more DRV, is this risk management?

>> No.49671025

Sell your puts, its over, Putlers price hike has ended! Buy calls right now!

>> No.49671026

>>49671001
Based.

>> No.49671032

Nothing is priced in ever.
It doesn't matter if it's 25, or 50 or 75 or 150. It isn't priced in and it will doomp

>> No.49671033
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i bought the spy calls too early when they dumped to 3.80 end of day yesterday

>> No.49671034
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holy fuck everyone is redeeming

>> No.49671037
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>>49671001
You're not in a position to reason with people who rule over you

>> No.49671038
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https://youtu.be/r9IBccurBI0?t=14
putin gas price hike

>> No.49671042
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Corporate investors are pumping so they can sell at as little of a loss as possible before the Fed speaks, be careful before buying since you're not immune to getting caught in the motions.

>> No.49671049
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>> No.49671050
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIKE THE RATES!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49671060
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why did you buy puts at the bottom?

>> No.49671063

>>49671001
Does it count as reasoning if a bullet interacts with many of their neurons?

>>49671020
You are managing risk into your portfolio. That is technically risk management, yes.

>> No.49671066
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fuck biden and fuck jerome
the most important things in the world are that LINE GOES UP and PRICES STAY FLAT
they fucked up

>> No.49671067
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poopy

>> No.49671076

>>49671060
>He thinks this is the bottom

>> No.49671077

>>49671066
LOL THAT'S A MAN

>> No.49671078
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>BLOOD GREEN DAY
powell is going to come out and announce no rate hikes and inflation is over
limit up day
green day
green week
green month
green year
green decade

>> No.49671079
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>>49671049

>> No.49671088

>>49671063
extermination is a solution, not a compromise

>> No.49671090
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What time is the Fed meeting? I thought 2pm but now I'm hearing 10 am.

>> No.49671089

>>49671014
MOON MISSION

>> No.49671091

>>49671067

based stinky market poster

>> No.49671093

>>49671049
I'm glad he needs to define what E15 means IN A LETTER TO OIL COMPANIES.

>> No.49671096

I'm betting 1 link on the fact that JPOW will rape a 50 bps hike, but he'll threaten to rape a 75 one later

>> No.49671105

DWAC WTFWT

>> No.49671109
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Reminder that we are entering a recession

>> No.49671111

Hey guys, I haven't posted here in months.
I just wanted to say
AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU GEVO
Also fuck you rocker. Miko is mine. Stop beta orbiting around my wife.

>> No.49671117
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Doing nothing at work. So I rolled more into swppx while I had the time.

>> No.49671122

>>49671109
>Entering

>> No.49671125

>>49671093
Its unbelievable. If this was Trump, it'd be front page news for a month.

>> No.49671128
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75bps.
Yields peaking.
Dollar peaking.
Energy peaking.
Inflation transitory.
Market bottoms.
Simple fucking as all priced in.

>> No.49671136

>>49671090

It's 2 hours before market close.

>> No.49671141

>>49671060
j-just wait for the rate hike.....the rate hike will save my puts....

>> No.49671145

>>49671090
That's probably referring to some speech by that retard Biden. Econ calendars show no change.

>> No.49671153

>>49671014
LMAO
fuck!! I don't give a shit about the stock, but now we're going to have to hear Rocker saying he was right until the end of time, literally for the next 10 years
FUCK

>> No.49671157
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>>49671128
Based Mads poster.

>> No.49671160

starts with a pump and ends in a dump

my guess for today

>> No.49671166

>>49671141
holy fuck i am ruined

>> No.49671171

>>49671128
He'll never rape 75 bps without talking about it for a month first

>> No.49671169

>people actually think the Fed can do a 75 bps hike in one meeting
lol
I'm not buying this meme "pump" but obviously they can't do that with the debt backdrop.

>> No.49671172

>tfw bought HUSA calls yesterday at the top

>> No.49671175

If you aren’t stacking good, safe dividend stocks bi-weekly you aren’t actually investing. Dividend stocks or invest in private equity. Those are your only options.
>t. 12% owner in a relatively successful sandwich shop that pays dividends bi-yearly on profits and pays out anytime the owner withdrawals funds

>> No.49671182

>>49671160
pumps, then crabs, then dumps right before fomc statement, then pumps when jp speaks, closes green

>> No.49671191
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we did it, we're winning

>> No.49671194

>>49671128
>pricedinfag
Nope!

>> No.49671196

Oilbros, we lost :(

>> No.49671197

>>49671175

Private equity is garbage. Take the Dan Rasmussen pill.

>> No.49671205

digits and AMD hits $90 today

>> No.49671210
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>>49671153
ROCKER finally got a win

>> No.49671212
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BROS THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE START OF THE NEXT GOLDEN BULLRUN, IT'S OVER FOR BOBOS

>> No.49671218
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>>49670975
Just ate a Mcmuffin & I'm having my morning black coffee.
I'm up 8% this morning and I'm about to go to work at the workshop in 3 hours.
Life is good my friends.

>> No.49671224

>>49671014
How do you even find these penny stocks?

>> No.49671229
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>>49671128

>> No.49671232

Buy EC please.

>> No.49671242
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STOP BUYING

>> No.49671244

>>49671049
I would love to know who writes Biden's shit. They're unironically a top tier propagandist.

>> No.49671246

>>49671191
You are going to be posting pink wojaks by 3pm

>> No.49671249
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>>49671042

>> No.49671256
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>>49671157
A man of culture.
>>49671171
The market priced 75bps after the CPI.
>>49671194
Watch and learn.

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>> No.49671268
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>>49671242
>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

>> No.49671270
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>> No.49671271
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>>49671224
I browse here

>> No.49671281

word of warning, i will have another cup of coffee before pooping later today

>> No.49671285
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Please guys just sell your stocks DUDE!

>> No.49671309
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>>49671049
Does anyone remember that last year, the SEC or fed were talking about adding regulation to handle "climate risk" by pressuring banks to not lend to oil firms?
They got their "climate risk" all right

>> No.49671310

>>49671281
upside-down picture of an oil well fire inc

>> No.49671311
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AAAAAHHHHH NOOOOOO HOW DO I ALWAYS MISS BUYING THE BOTTOM

>> No.49671320

oh look, it's another day of gap up/gap down from yesterday and then crab all day

>> No.49671324

>>49671263
>I have no impact on gas prices
>Putler has total impact on gas prices
I can't imagine anyone except the most braindead NPC believing this.

>> No.49671323

hmm, I don't know what to make of this action. I'll wait for Tucker Carlson to tell me what to think.

>> No.49671336

>>49671263
>b-but the president can't change the price of gas!

>> No.49671339
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>>49670975
Nice ID color OP.
What's happening beside pic related:
- Exit pump
- We're about to see some fun shit around 2pm.

>> No.49671342

Alright. Who of you just bought?

>> No.49671346
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hello

stop buying the stock

thanks

>> No.49671347
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Lamo this fucking thing is going to dump right before the FOMC Statement gets released

>> No.49671348

>>49671309
Tucker had a piece on it last night. Capital flowing into oil is down like 94% since the ESG bullshit started and Bidens looking around asking for investments into fossil fuels all while shilling he will end it.

>> No.49671352

Oil prices were like 2x the 10 year rolling average BEFORE Putin invaded.

>> No.49671356
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I just sent off a resume to a job opening, trying to get that higher paying job to buy up the cheapies.

Make sure you guys work on career gains too.

>> No.49671357

>>49671324
>implying the average person has the ability to reason and think critically
Even if they do, they were never taught how

>> No.49671370

>>49671323
I know you are trolling but unironically tucker, Tim pool and joe Rogan are the only trustworthy news sources these days

>> No.49671386

>>49671356
>anime poster
unemployable

>> No.49671392
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>>49671347
TY SIR
ALSO pump if digits

>> No.49671402

>>49671356
Good on you anon

>> No.49671403

>>49671356
Might be risky starting a new job during a recession if things go south you might be in the chopping block first

>> No.49671407

>>49671370
lol
lmao
haha

>> No.49671411
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>>49671386
Already got a job 3d trash! Im trying to get a higher paying one. Would add about $100-200 per day to my gross.

>> No.49671413

>>49671370
Tim pool takes 5 hours to put out what could be done in 10

>> No.49671419

>>49671370
how does /smg/ feel about russell brand

>> No.49671421
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Stocks will continue to tank and I will once again miss the bottom just like I did in 2020.

>> No.49671433

>>49671370
fucking stupid bot

>> No.49671434

>>49671370
Phew, another well rounded individual such as myself. I love being programmed by those guys too!

>> No.49671442

>>49671324
Bro work a job where you interact with a lot of people. Majority are literally retarded, it's like the dark ages never ended, the retards just got more eloquent. I swear the education system is designed to hide them from non retards.

>> No.49671444

>>49671370
Reddit, we achieved it

>> No.49671449

>>49671001
Based.

>> No.49671450
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>>49671323

>> No.49671459

>>49671370
>rogan and pool
cringe. Right about tucker, though.

>> No.49671465
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>SPY is behaving like a shitcoin

>> No.49671468

>>49671153
Just like Motley Fool to this day still brags about their Netflix call.

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>>49671403
Yeah I agree but its in the same industry, oil. And at a larger company so ideally larger job openings even in a recession. Plus I have several years of experience but not too much that im old so hopefully that perfect spot.

>> No.49671473

>>49671370
I like lotus eaters

>> No.49671479
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>>49671352
Crude was about $50 per barrel when Biden came into office, and it was about $90 before the war in Ukraine. Then the price spiked but came back down to the $90 range where it started and has been trading on supply/demand since.
>>49671370
Tucker has a good non-biased take on the economy.

>> No.49671491

>>49671419
I think he has decent takes on interesting issues but he talks too much. He could condense his videos down to like 5-6 minutes instead of 15. I really hate how the mainstream media has successfully pinned him as "alt-right" even though everything he says is clearly not that

>> No.49671493

WTFWT

>> No.49671496

Imagine listening to any media talking head.

>> No.49671498
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Are we at war? Its starting to seem like we're at war...

>> No.49671502

>>49671434
>"liberal" leftist npc from reddit projecting
Many such cases. Sad! Why don't you go back?

>> No.49671505

>>49671450
FUCK the MSM.I no longer read anything for myself. I just wait for Tucker Carlson to state his opinion so I can make it my own.

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>>49671411
congratulations at your job at mcdonald's wagie

>> No.49671530
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You got 4 hours until the dumping begins.

>> No.49671534

>>49671357
>>49671442
It's always good to remember the majority of people on Earth are stupid.
>>49671498
No, a proxy state that neoliberals love is under attack so you WILL sacrifice for it.

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>>49671498
I thought war was good for the economy and made all the guys who hold stocks rich? WTF did my liberal arts degree friends lie to me?!?!

>> No.49671539

>>49671505
The funny thing is leftists unironically think any dissenting opinion comes from Tucker, now that Fox also agrees with them

>> No.49671544
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Is it time to long BABA yet? How the fuck is this still pissing and shitting at $100 a share

>> No.49671549

>>49671498
I'd bet 10% actually makes it there.

Remember all the Ukraine/Biden ties trump was touting before retarded was elected? How is this now a scandal.

Also, fuck you Ukraine - fund your own fucking war

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its gonna dump back down to 373 right before fomc statement

>> No.49671559
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>>49671001
Based.

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>>49671370
I unironically get all my information exclusively from 4chan. I don't read news or follow any celebrity anchorman

>> No.49671571

Jesus christ the ECB is so fucking zogged, fuck the EU and fuck Italy.

>> No.49671576

>>49671370
>Tim pool
lolwtf, isn't it a video games guy?

>> No.49671581

>>49671496
I only listen to the voices IN my head. They're telling me to buy triple-leveraged energy ETFs.

>> No.49671590
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id like to have a word with the siga shill

>> No.49671596

>>49671323
>t. drolling, reality-divorced commie who thinks he's moderate and sensible

>> No.49671598
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i capitulated and sold my puts. inevitably, we go down from here.

>> No.49671599

>>49671498
We've been at war since we announced we were joining WW1 efforts

>> No.49671602

>>49671581
Based skull voice trader

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>>49671498
Why not just throw another 40 billion? why the fuck not just burn it all?

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>>49671407
>>49671433
>>49671434
>>49671444
You know that there is non-zero chance that Tucker is the next president. You know that.

>> No.49671604

Should I buy puts? This rally seems fake

>> No.49671607

Tanks in how many minutes???

>> No.49671621

>>49671568
unironically this too

>> No.49671632

>>49671596
FACTS!! The ONLY reality is the one Tucker Carlson spins for us.

>> No.49671634

>>49671599
The world has been at war since Atlantis marched on Europe and North Africa.
True story.

>> No.49671642

Microstrategy is up 9.15%. Lmao

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>>49671598
Me too anon, I rolled my puts into some OTM calls. I think the meltup is really here this time, clearly the big guys got insider info that the feds capitulating and backing off rate cuts

>> No.49671649

>>49671576
Tim Pool is the guy that went to a protest, got his hat pulled off, the world got exposed to his bald head, he started crying and has never been the same ever since

>> No.49671658

>>49671606
Nah hed never run. Making millions and influencing millions in his current job. Way easier for him and probably nicer.

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>>49671581
Pretty based.

>> No.49671668

>>49671549
Europe should be spending far more on this if they really give such a big shit about Ukraine. Us being expected to pay the majority of this bill is a fucking joke.

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I need you guys to be dead ass with me for a moment, am I retarded for buying DRV on the way down today? Pls respond with no, and I mean ZERO, cap thanks

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>>49671632
>us

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I can't take this market anymore.

>> No.49671678

WTF ROCKER SIDU

>> No.49671680

>>49671632
What was the right-wing equivalent of Jussie Smollet, Nick Sandman, or Bubba Nooseman?

>> No.49671686

>>49671077
Even better

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>>49671671
Us, brother

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i hope you guys know that the first 2 to 3 hours of the US trading day is retail, and the final 1 to 2 hours is when wall street comes in from lunch

meaning if we pump on open and dump on close it's over

>> No.49671704

>>49671568
this, 4chan is the best place to get unfiltered news right as it happens or even before it happens

>> No.49671703

>>49671324
I don't know. Experience has taught me that expecting things from normie cattle is unrealistic. Even so, maybe some of them can remember that there was inflation prior to the ukraine war and that they were taught that aggregate supply and inflation influcences prices in high school.

>> No.49671714
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>>49671568
i only trust schizos for my news these days instead of controlled opposition cia teleprompter readers.

>> No.49671717

Why the FUCK is microstrategy pumping? It’s already up 10% today

>> No.49671725

>tucker gets mentioned
>leftypol spergs out
yeah, looks like he's doing good work

>> No.49671734
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>>49671670
Haha, dead ass yes you’re retarded. Housing is stronger than its ever been, I would absolutely buy a third house right now so you can list it for rent, wagies are gonna be priced out soon!

>> No.49671740

>>49671700
>CNN id
oh no no no no no no no

>> No.49671747

>>49671701
So NASDAQ is up nearly 2% because of retail? Get your head examined

>> No.49671751

>>49671700
>>49671671
>you look like this
>no you look like this
I sure love this stock market general thread on the business and finance board

>> No.49671760

>>49671700
>the leftypol subhuman keeps spamming away
You're unironically too dumb for politics. I wish you could see that.

>> No.49671778

damn this shit is gonna dump

>> No.49671779

>>49671751
>>49671760
SEETHING liberals. Just wait until Tucker Carlson tells me what to think tonight and I'll reply accordingly.

>> No.49671780

>>49671717
with > 30% float short, it's a buy as long as btc looks like it'll stay above $21k. ceo is on cnbc right now

>> No.49671782

I cant wait to break even on my longs!

>> No.49671800
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49671800

guys we made it this is the bottom bull run starts now!

>> No.49671802
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49671802

>Us, brother

>> No.49671811

>>49671778
Did it last time? Took like a day later to dump

>> No.49671816

>>49671734
Idk frog dude I'm sending some cap if I'm being dead ass rn frfr

>> No.49671817
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>>49671751
There are still some leftypol zirs and xers left over from their spamming during the last election. You can spot them extremely easily and it's fun to fuck with them.
They get uppity for a thread or two then go back to discord.

>> No.49671824

>>49671800
we pumped all the way to 380! the bear market is over!

>> No.49671848

>>49671747
there is low volume this morning so yeah prices can move fast on low volumes

wait until after the news and wall street comes online

>> No.49671851

>>49671704

I remember when /pol/ was spamming Covid thread in November before the news got a hold of it in December/January.

Fucken schizos man

>> No.49671869

>>49671779
When Biden unveils uh, you know, the thing. I will reply accordingly.

>> No.49671872

>>49671038
I feel like I have adhd listening to Biden speak.

>> No.49671896

>>49671734
>third house right now so you can list it for rent, wagies are gonna be priced out soon!
unironically there will soon be a absolute shortage of housing. Only so many houses around the biggest cities before you end up having to drive an hour away to get to work.

>> No.49671898
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49671898

Bears absolutely obliterated, bonds up dollars down, nothing but smooth sailing from here on out bull bros, just sit back and DCA into TSLA with cathie and we are gmi

>> No.49671903

>>49671811
yes look at march 16 fed meeting on spy

>> No.49671907

>everything is going up
We made it bros! Time to buy back in, all uphill from here!

>> No.49671914

You have four hours mumu

>> No.49671922

>>49671471
Source? No results on reverse search

>> No.49671938

>>49671038
>For nothing else but that!!

>> No.49671941
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49671941

>you will pump the market
>you will buy my bags

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>There are people here who FOMO'd into a dead cat bounce
Oh Nyo!

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>> No.49671956

>>49671896
Already happening in the Bay Area people living 3-4 hours away from where they work

>> No.49671957

>>49671938
He's always fucking screaming. wtf is his problem?

>> No.49671965

>>49671038

God this retard is running our country

>> No.49671967

Does anyone understand Biden's strategy? He's blaming everything on Putin but that just means they admit Russia is more powerful than the US. I would have more respect for him if he just came out and admitted it but to try to sidestep responsibility makes the US look incredibly weak.

Biden will be the worst thing to ever happen to Dems. but hey at least our president doesn't hurt feelings on twitter anymore right?

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>>49671725
>yeah, looks like he's doing good work
nah, not good enough.
tucker's like rush limbaugh.
he keeps you from straying off the plantation.
same strategy as the dems.

>> No.49671972

>>49671717
BTC bottoming.
He lured retail at the top.
Now the smart money has entry liquidity.
He'll be handsomely rewarded,

>> No.49671979

>Ctr+f “nigg”
>no matches
Yeah not taking /smg/s advice today

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49671999

Ohh Burgerboys, I hope you enjoy your currency using $2 bills as the minimum cash amount just like we do, because of how much inflation and price increases you'll be seeing!

Don't worry, my government says we only have 2% inflation! I can't believe the USA has at least 8%. We truly are the best.

(FYI we're pegged to USD and don't pay capital gain or income taxes)

>> No.49672012

sorry those red candles were me. i lied and pooped earlier than planned

>> No.49672018

>>49671967
Given how politics are covered these days there’s zero incentive for a president to ever admit fault in anything

>> No.49672040
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just wait till it starts dumping before fomc to buy in and ride the pump to the top when jerome powell speaks

>> No.49672046
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>>49671973
>he keeps you from straying off the plantation.
Right, that's why he talks about anti-white policies, cuckservatives being neoliberals in disguise, the fed, ESG, cultural marxism, and other topic that 'stray from the plantation'.

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>>49671725

>> No.49672050

>>49671979
Racism isn't allowed on blue boards, if that's what you seek then go to 4chan instead of 4channel

>> No.49672052

When does Jewrome announce the 200bps hike

>> No.49672053

>>49671324

Bro my friend literally told me to not buy OIL because the war with Ukraine will end and gas prices will go back down because of Putin.

He also bought the top of the housing market.

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49672061

Would things really have been any different if there was anyone else instead of biden?

>> No.49672065

>>49671649
I'll never understand why these guys don't embrace the bald. Dude you wear a beanie all the fucking time. We know.

>> No.49672066

>>49671967
I don't know for sure right now I'll wait until Tucker Carlson reports on it tonight so I know what to think

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>>49671851
Remember when the people who forced you to shut down your business also requested you go hug a chinamen?

>> No.49672071
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49672071

Tourists get out! You are disturbing the smooth flow of oooooo and aaaaaaa on Fed shitpost day.

>> No.49672072

>>49671967
>He's blaming everything on Putin but that just means they admit Russia is more powerful than the US
the fucking reasoning on this board beyond retarded.

>> No.49672084

Considering that massive drop yesterday, this bounce so far is being extremely wimpy.

>> No.49672090

But I thought selling covered calls on SPXS would be a winning move :(

>> No.49672091

>>49671471
sauce please i cant findit

>> No.49672093

>>49672050
N

>> No.49672097
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49672097

Why does Jerome want a "soft" landing, when he could just crash it so we can get rich on 3x inverse ETFs.

>> No.49672098

>>49672046
>I'm not going to talk about Hunter Biden's laptop
>because he's a crackhead and my friend :(
The episode I stopped watching that talking head

>> No.49672100

>>49672066
>*hops IP*
Getting desperate.
>>49672071
We're crabbing slightly upwards until the announcement.
Might do some things around the house until then or something.

>> No.49672109

>>49672072
Saying that nothing is in his control and Putin is to blame means that Russia has the ability to crush the US market with high gas prices.

*we all know this to not be the case but that is Biden's strategy.

WEAK

>> No.49672122

>>49671965
lol no he's not. the country is being run by his mostly jewish cabinet plus other special interests.

>> No.49672129
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49672129

https://youtu.be/v6Z9kq3yMF4
ROCKER FUCKING MAKE IT STOP! LIFT THE CURSE AND GET POWELL TO PUMP THE RATES UP!!!

>> No.49672141

>>49672100
I'm still here brother, just had to download the latest episode of Tucker Carlson so I can have my talking points ready for today.

>> No.49672143

>>49672098
He never stops talking about that clown.

>> No.49672159

>>49672143
Not in the ways that matter, he's already cucked out

>> No.49672160

>>49672046
what does tucker avoid talking about? that's more important.
also culture war and social issues are used to distract the masses because they elicit a strong emotional response.

>> No.49672163

>>49672071
Sorry I haven’t been here since NAK just wanted to see how this thread was doing

>> No.49672170

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49672173

>>49672084
Worry not friend, GDPnow estimates for the quarter comes out about ~12:00 EST, it will be blazing green, probably about 0.5% increase if I’m being modest, and we will skyrocket. They’re gonna have to circuit breaker on the way up, ahahahaha imagine that.

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>>49671802

>> No.49672195

What’s with this pump?

>> No.49672207

TMV or SPXS?

>> No.49672213

>>49672195
bull trap before the dump

>> No.49672221
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>> No.49672223

>>49672207
Both

>> No.49672224

>>49671922
Dont have sorry. I got it from /smg/ at some point.

>> No.49672233

>>49672195
Probably people expecting a post FOMC pump like we've been having all year. Makes me think it won't actually happen this time now that everyone expects it.

>> No.49672244
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49672244

If you're not sitting in cash today you either:
A)Know something I don't
B)Is ballsy as fuck
C)Is retarded (most probable)

Don't care about the leaks, question is how the market reacts to FOMC after a fucking 3 day drawdown of epic proportions.

>> No.49672248

>>49672159
This, he's unironic ex CIA controlled opposition and retards here still for it. If he was actually a threat to the system you could be guaranteed he wouldn't have a platform.

>> No.49672250
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49672250

>>Ctr+f “nigg”
>>no matches
>Yeah not taking /smg/s advice today

>> No.49672260

>>49672195
Selling the news.

>> No.49672265

OIL bros they are shaking the tree pretty hard today.

>> No.49672268
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49672268

SIDU

>> No.49672266

this shit is gonna dump

>> No.49672274

>>49671956
They do like a 14 hour day then? Cant see how long that works if tech starts to drop. Feel like most of the country will just be new jersey soon. Suburbs between large cities. Cali is super fugged because their geographic prohibits a lot of skyscrapers and even lateral growth.

>> No.49672275

>>49672097
the entire justification around central banks existing and macroeconomists having a job is the idea that the economy has business cycles, where people alternate between being too eager and too scared to invest, hiring too many people and then firing too many people
correct monetary policy is meant to dampen the cycles, so we fire 10 people instead of 100, and then later compensate by hiring 10 instead of 100

>> No.49672283

>>49672244
I’m always cash.

>> No.49672286
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49672286

>>49672250
ok nigger

>> No.49672294

Nothing has ever pissed me off more than watching oracle
I've lost thousands on swby and felt fine, but lose 50$ on oracle and watching it go up is the definition of cancer
Fuck these jews, seriously

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>>49672248
He's not even ex-CIA, his dad told him to join the CIA because "they'll take anyone" and he even failed to get in there. He's an asset at best.

>> No.49672308

>>49672244
What if you are 70% cash, and gambling with the rest on a big crash? Asking for a friend

>> No.49672309

>>49672275
The business cycle is created by the central bank though

>> No.49672312

I am a lesser schizo, with my schizo feature being that the invasive songs in my head track the market vibes of the day. I have been unable to get David Bowie's "The Man Who Sold the World" out of my head this morning. Do with this information what you will.

>> No.49672322

>SIGA continuously going down when everything else is going up

>> No.49672334

>>49672309
they see themselves as the firefighters but are actually the arsonists, yes

>> No.49672340

>>49672250
Actually kek'd

>> No.49672341
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49672341

buy TWTR

the musk deal will go through

>> No.49672345
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its only a matter of time before this guy shows up and you start hearing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

>> No.49672347
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>>49672303
>he's a literal Project Mockingbird talking head
>but he's not CIA
>CIA are based and good guys and you should pay your taxes!

>> No.49672353

Jesus christ when did this site become so toxic?

>> No.49672357

>>49672244
We gonna pump until close and dump tomorrow opening bell like always

>> No.49672365

>>49672308
Pretty based if you ask me. Bobos have my respect no matter the outlook.

>> No.49672373

>>49672353
2003

>> No.49672377
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>>49672322
Accumulation

>> No.49672382
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49672382

Hey fellow Bullbros, I definitely DID NOT just open up my daily margin calls I need to make to see a Hiroshima sized disaster in 50% of the mutual funds collateral. This is bullish, that did not happen!

>> No.49672386

>>49672312

Tell me more about the voices singing in your head anon.

>> No.49672391

>>49672195
The market more than priced in a 50 bp hike, then priced in a 75 bp hike, so the market will pump if the hike is as expected and people are buying in anticipation of that.

>> No.49672396
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>>49672353
>unironically using the term 'toxic'

>> No.49672399

>>49672274
My parents live in an area that’s around a 3 hour drive from sf all their neighbors are Indian and work in tech, I guess in Indian culture women don’t work so while they have high salary it’s single income. Everyone owns a Tesla and the highway is super congested during rush hour. But I think most companies in tech still allow wfh

That plus people who work shitty retail jobs sometimes live further inland there’s a buses that takes them to the Bay Area they get on at like 3 am

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>>49672353
>toxic
Do zoomers really?

>> No.49672405

>>49672341
it will not. he only made the offer to give himself plausible deniability for offloading a bunch of tesla bags at the top. now he's got billions in cash, just in time for the recession, he makes up some dumb excuse why he can't go through with the deal

>> No.49672407
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>this exit pump

>> No.49672411

>>49672353
As soon as you started taking the Lord's name in vain.

>> No.49672413
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49672413

>>49672353
I'm only posting statistics

>> No.49672414
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49672414

The pink haired diversity hire intern forgot Biden was VP last time oil was this high and highlighted it in 'his' letter to the oil companies.

Fucking clown world

>> No.49672418

>>49672347
I never defended the CIA, I hate them too. I think it's pretty insane that people were duped by Obama's administration to start accepting the CIA again after decades of mistrust.

>> No.49672422
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49672422

Just bought in today..am I gonna make it?

>> No.49672424

>>49672353
>toxic
league of legends is on /vg/

>> No.49672429
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it's over soxl baggies
even a reverse split cant save you this time

>> No.49672436

>>49672195
Check the volume

>> No.49672443

>>49672411
Anon, I think you should look up what vanity is.

>> No.49672444
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49672444

>>49672250
Based intellectual filtering

>> No.49672451

>>49672341

If the deal doesn't go through you are fucked because the fair value of Twitter is like 2 bucks per share.

>> No.49672453

>>49672353
2008.

>> No.49672461

>>49672422
buy individual small cap companies; they're at historical lows and you'll make much, much more than holding indexes which are going to remove many of those companies in favour of others

>> No.49672463

and then just like that, for no reason at all, the day was green. just for it to fall back again later today or tomorrow.

dumb. dumb. dumb.

>> No.49672470
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49672470

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/J9lqRZWLqLE

>> No.49672479

>>49672195
Pump and dump, getting out with as little losses as they can before Jerome makes his big announcement that the country is fucked.

>> No.49672485

>>49672061
>no war
>cheap gas
>nwo hated trump
>msm hated trump
>no vax mandate
>>would things be different?

Probably not for someone like you who seeks validation from retards, anon

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49672486

>get a new project manager a few months ago
>he is actually good
Wtf, /biz/ told me project managers were useless?!

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49672488

What the fuck is this? I expected blood red this morning.

>> No.49672509
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>>49672353
Nice subtle bait.

>> No.49672527

>>49672399

Used to commute to LA from a smaller beach city. I Fucken hated it some much I went to live in Central California for a while. It was an absolute shithole. I did find that some Indians would drive from Fresno to the Bay Area to work and sometimes live in a motel for like a week. Then drive back to Fresno.

Yeah fuck that

>> No.49672530

nigger

>> No.49672534

>>49672488
Compared to the drop it's pretty much nothing. We're basically experiencing a multi day crab.

>> No.49672537

>>49672443
I think you should seek Christ.

>> No.49672538
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>>49672429
>I-it’s not cuz of Biden, r-right, anons?
>I-it’s trump’s fault

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49672543

/smg/ bobos:
>

>> No.49672546

>>49672244
If I go all cash I would only have roughly 156k on me which will be fuck all and won't last me for even 5 years. If I leave all this in mutual funds and only take out a little at a time, I will stay afloat

>> No.49672555

>>49672470
Based cigan.

>> No.49672577
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49672577

Getting attached to politics is for fags.

>> No.49672579

>>49672399
>>49672527
Ive never been to cali but it always seems to suck. It looks cool until you dig into it and just looking at google street view it looks like hideous sprawl. I guess I like that NYC at least you can walk to most things and not drive for hours in smog to get somewhere.

>> No.49672585

>>49672546
>spending $2600/month
What the fuck are you doing man

>> No.49672600

As soon as Powell talks it will be blood red you know that don’t you?

>> No.49672612

>>49672577
Very easy to do, though.

>> No.49672615

this micro dick pump would be a lot more compelling if the market didn't shit itself yesterday

>> No.49672618
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49672618

Who's baking it?

>> No.49672623

the pump is ogre
now we wait for the jpow reversal

>> No.49672625

>>49672577
Tell those fags to stop shilling Cucker then

>> No.49672634

>>49672585
That's worse case scenario. I'm talking about inflation that will inevitably rise like it always does which will make everything be more expensive.

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49672637

>>49672600

>> No.49672649

>>49672625
Nobody talks about tucker outside of /pol/ but trolls and asshurt leftists

>> No.49672656

Like I give a fuck.

>> No.49672664

>>49672600
Won't be bloodred, but definitely nowhere near where we are now. Close +50 today

>> No.49672677

Why is oil still falling

>> No.49672693

>>49672675
>>49672675
>>49672675
new
>>49672675
>>49672675
>>49672675
new

>> No.49672695

I like Tucker Carlson but without his last name he sounds like a 10 year old boy.
"Tucker" is a name for 10 year old boys.

>> No.49672701

>"I, Jerome Powell, solemnly swear, to keep inflating the stock market."
>*guitar riffs can be hear with increasing volume*
>"WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMALAM"

>> No.49672748

>>49672677
>>49672677
US dropping its pants to Venezuela and maybe even Iran. Last week Saudis said OPEC+ would increase production

>> No.49672747

>>49672625
I don't care what that glownigger mouthpiece has to say.

>> No.49672812

>>49672386

That trick won't work on me, I have a master's degree in psychology.

>> No.49673734

>>49672093
I

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>>49672250