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futures

>>49656948
horoscopes, gay larp, anime
oh my

futures

>>49656969
I wanna live in futuresland

what did the AI mean by this?

i am buying SOXL pyramid style all the way down to 50 cents per share

>>49656986
I want out of this future. Take my spot

>utes

I want the retarded Rocker fanboy to stop posting. Every time I visit the thread he’s here acting like an idiot.

>>49657021
I'd add that you should never trust the (((experts)))

>>49657021
Is he the one talking about astrology or the leftist who was sucking Bidens wrinkly veiny cock last thread?

friendly reminder that futes were neon green yesterday too...

i told my gf to buy SSO and QLD in her roth IRA in april
thank god it wasnt TQQQ, which is what i initially remembered

>>49657021
GAYSEX SHIT EATING BRO. GETTING FUCKED WITH HOT POZZED MAN JUICE. FUCK YA

>>49656997
You have to use one of the non-face AI art generators.
I'm pretty sure this means that the puts in the portfolio will be green while the market is red.

Tomorrow is 6/15/2022
6 = 6
1 + 5 = 6
2 + 0 + 2 + 2 = 6
666

I don't get it

>>49657148
If you are a crab, this is good. Learn to sell options.

>>49657229
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SCHIZO BROS WE WERE RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME

Fros, why the frick are futures pumping? I bought a sizable UVXY position and I’m currently down quite a bit because of that.

>>49657114
No that’s probably a troll. Very few people like Biden and they’re not likely to be on this gambling thread on this frog forum.

>>49657271
Futures are padded right now.
>Powell gonna fuck the markets tomorrow
>Supreme Court decision on baby murders tomorrow
>these two things will be so bad they decided to postpone the January 6th hearing
We’re not going to make it bros.
Mark of the best tomorrow >>49657229

>>49657271
you bought one of the most manipulated vehicles known to man, designed to decrease and steal money from retail, zoom out and see how its dropped from 1 billion dollars to 16 through reverse splits

you're only hope is a once in a decade type of event tomorrow exploding vix upwards
and in it too man, heres hoping we make it

>>49657324
>Supreme Court decision on baby murders tomorrow
Is that confirmed?

>>49657344
Yes

>>49657325
lol, best of luck, I'm in puts

BASED
>BASED
GOING ALL IN SIGA

>>49657229
>>49657259
>>49657324
Tonight is a full moon.

>>49657353
nice, there is no constitutional right to kill babies. Let the states decide

>>49657362
whats the site anon i wanna read my wacky finance fortunes

>>49657344
No one will be happy. Jpow May send the markets back to 2011 levels.

Could be an ugly ugly day. And Joe Biden will somehow blame Putin

the 'tures are looking green, gn smig

>>49657373
This is the end

>>49657353
Cool! The seething should be entertaining.

>>49657373
AHHHHHHHHH THAT'S IT I'M MOVING!!!
>>49657394
They gave up trying to spin the truth now they just straight up lie, so yeah It'll be Putin's fault, then it'll be the Ultra Maga tax plan, then it will be that we don't have enough illegal immigrants. They straight up don't care about optics anymore.

>>49657392
hindustan times, i dont know why thats the first thing google shows kek

>>49657355
here i always get a kick out of this
shit should be illegal

>>49657412
Sweet dreams tonight, bud. Every night after this will be a nightmare.

>>49657271
Well, the good news for you is that cash is going to keep skyrocketing. The bad news for you is there seems to be no watershed moment where VIX will spike

>>49657375
I disagree. The more babies getting killed in the womb the better. The vast majority of those babies would have been drains on society anyway.

>>49657488
Just look at the crime rate when it went into effect

All this talk about abortion when we all know the real solution is to just ban sex and execute women who entice men. The longer we hide from this truth the worse off our civilization will be.

>>49657488
the fix to that problem isn't killing babies.
>>49657563
repeal the 19th and watch all our problems go away

Stop it, chuds.

>>49656924
I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO GAY SEX (TICKER: SIGA)

>>49657271
Same. This week should be a bloodbath, though.

>>49657557
Not only that, but if you think the baby formula shortage is bad now, just wait lmao

>>49657563
based

>>49657241
Stock Picks! The famous race horse named Stock Picks!

No matter what happens tomorrow, just remember its not the end of the world. This too shall pass.

Goodnight everyone

>>49657601
when 75% percent of abortions are black, then yeah killing babies is the solution.

>>49657651
Sometimes it passes like a kidney stone

>>49657664
Based
>>49657601
Cringe

Whites did this!

Nationalism did this!

Slithers back to his 100 acre estate crying out for the borders to be opened so he can have someone to hold the bag after the boomer retire.

It’s all so stereotypical, it’s so exhausting.

He cries out in pain as he strikes you.

>>49657651
>No matter what happens tomorrow, just remember its not the end of the world. This too shall pass.
from yesterday

>>49657668
And then you get a kidney infection and die of sepsis.

Moral of the story… drink more water

>>49657664
>>49657687
look at how many are on welfare.. it hasn't done shit. Take away their gibs.

>>49657623
>Futures are slipping
>Buttcoin is dropping.
>Schizo posting is at an all time high.
It hasn't even started, the next 3 days will be brutal.

Remember that once this abortion ban goes through DO NOT give your real name to women when you nut in them raw to spread your seed and have as many children as you can!

Why are ordinary people (read: goyim) always drawn to extremes? We're either pumping to ATHs or dumping into a Great Depression. To the political right, all democratic leaders are secret pedophiles. To the political left, all republican leaders are secret racists.

>>49657813

>Golly anon, our firms books have taken a beating! I'm glad you're around to help guide us out of this mess.

>>49657813
most politicians are pedophiles.. right or left. It's the best dirt to have on a puppet

>>49657813
We’re not secret about it and were right.

>>49657813
I WISH all republican leaders were racists (openly).
And all democrat leaders are pedophiles, (some of the republican ones too)

>>49657813
Yeah it's getting real weird out here. The internet has helped push such extremism to mainstream, its a bit worrying.

>>49657813
Most people are direction brains.

>>49657845
Maybe because fucking kids is actually fun?

>>49657902
Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollar. Go to jail. Go directly to jail.

>>49657802
You can be traced back with DNA tests, and even if you never gave a company your DNA if a relative of yours did they can find you. There is no such thing as anonymous sperm donation today, kids are able to track down their donor dad through DNA databases.

>>49657972
They can’t find me if I kill myself or flee the country before they come of age.

Like, congrats, you found a name attached to a string of nucleotides, now try to find my body or your inheritance you little shit. Lol.

Buddy look at Bitcoin computer

>>49657843
CUTE
but honey bunny you should have sold and shorted weeks ago :(

>>49658024
when you have to pay $5-$7 for gas for half a year you're not gonna like the person in charge lol

>>49656924
>that op pic
Am I too far gone if I sympathized with the "villains" in that movie? She ended up being exactly what they said she was

>>49658055
alright, ALRIGHT

>>49658055
We aren't allowed to start buddy posting about buttcoin until it sets a new low... so ummm 5 minutes or so should do it.

>>49658102
>>49658055
People are getting nervous, they know no matter what happens btc holders and the markets in general are fucked tomorrow.

>>49658055
>went from crabbing at 30k to slumming around 21k in the span of days
rugpull is going to be something to watch once the market's balls entirely shrivel up from the recession and can no longer spare meme money for this shit

>>49657902
Are you Catholic or Muslim? When you say it's fun to fuck kids, I don't know if you're referring to children or goats.

>>49657864
For fucking real. Our neurotransmitters have been completely fucked because you get that dopamine boost when a stranger puts a thumbs up next to your shit-tier hot take, no matter how detached from reality that take is, even if you don't believe in what you posted. What is your incentive to stop receiving that sweet, sweet release of dopamine? I think the only way for us to be saved at this point is if someone set an EMP off in the middle of Facebook and Twitter's server warehouses. The EMP is a totally hypothetical scenario, though.

I'm thinking TQQQ tomorrow at open. Should have bought before bell today.
You know we pump tomorrow for zero reasons.

Fuck, I stayed cash for MONTHS waiting for the right time, ignoring the fake and gay bull traps. after these terrible CPI data i though this was it, the bottom I was waiting for. Bu it just keeps dumping, already lost thousands

I love watching these cryptotards getting crushed. Does that make me a bad person?

When do I go 50% in to DRIP?

Do you guys think that tomorrow my SOXL and TQQQ puts will make over $35k? That's what I need to make back my losses

>>49658189
I feel it, but the bottom also feels like it could snap out, too.
There could also be a fake rally as FOMC breaks.
Honestly just feels better to play VIX

>>49658156
There has to be videos of bitcoin bagholders coping or having meltdowns right?

>>49658210
>catching the knife at the beginning of a recession

Your timing was impeccable. How do you do it?

>>49657618
Fuck ya gaysex for life bro

>>49658210
Why would you possibly think this the bottom with inflation, rate hikes, sanctions and just overall global market kikery?

>>49658181
(You)s are just as bad as the thumbs ups for getting dopamine from shit-tier hot takes. Wiping Facebook's and Twitter's servers wouldn't be enough.

>>49658209
no, they need to be taken down a peg and 99% of crypto needs to go to 0

>>49658189
It's possible but get out while the gettings good if it's a winner. Day trade it. Don't overnight hold. Lately the day after Fed shitpost day has been rough.

So are they going to raise the 401k/roth limit by 10% to adjust for inflation? 20500 -> 22500 and 6000 -> 6600?

>>49658345
They'll probably reduce it by 10% to force people to put money into the economy lmao

>>49658266

All that info is in the market so it should be getting price in, I guess I just blew my load way to fast and this data needed time really reverberate across the market. I'm new at this cant believe I fucked up so bad, not I'm stuck in this shit heap plane crash.

>>49657353
Nice. Can’t wait to see all the rosties seethe!

don't look now but 20k has been accepted

see you at 19k soon

>>49658210
Go all in GAYSEX

>>49658214
Guess that would depend how many positions you have open and what the strikes are wouldn't it?
>>49658236
Loads, mostly from people daytrading crypto on margin, there's also that KSI clip from him losing money on (i believe) luna.

>>49658480
When was that?

3 more months of cash strengthening! Watch SOFR futures, when open interest starts coming down is when cash will stop being a crowded trade

>>49658365
You're new so don't worry too much nigger. Cut your losses,this shit is still going to go down because the fed can't do much about inflation unless it hikes rates which would make the markets go down. You're only hope is to invest in some kneepads

BTC kek

At what price would you consider buying btc? I’m saying 2-3k

Don't buy at open chumps

>>49658181
Right, it's like humans are this lifeform that can easily be influenced in so many ways that we don't notice. And the internet is just a completely formless entity that feeds us the good shit non stop. We are becoming fucking obsolete, the AI revolution is going to destroy us. The end game of capitalism is just to make us into perfect ultimate producers which is just some fucking cyborg transhumanist shit or maybe no biological form at all.

>>49658480
Send the link to the clip anon.

>>49658210
The bottom was when DPY hit 370 today

>>49658555
checked but dead wrong
it might have been a bottom, but we're going to 360 first MINIMUM
and its more likely gonna be 300

>>49658366
They're trying to slow inflation down right now, retard. That means they would want to raise the 401k limit to reduce aggregate demand

I think we will pump today.

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT

>>49658024
those are fake and gay polls put into a fake and gay aggregator, both of which are made to inflate Biden's approval: it's around 15%

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>futures and btc bleeding

C...cool

>>49658629
Futures are really weak.

>>49658329
absolutely I would exit that day. Man I think it's the play
>>49658221
who fukkin knows but for some dumb reason i think there's some optimism/knife-catching tomorrow, BIGLY

>>49658676
Thanks bro, have you tried gaysex?

>>49658547
I looked it up, its a meme edit from him playing a horror game so oof my b. I tried finding clips of him trading, can't see any, just bits of him showing his loses which uhhh I think is over 10 mil at this point lmao. There's that chinese or korean guy? who was trading BTC on margin and lost like 300k in 20 minutes or something. I don't remember his name but people were posting him a few days ago so maybe someone else knows.
>>49658491
December 2017 I believe. BTC lost half its value in about 6 days.

Haha
WHOOPSIE DAISY

>>49657601
Dead niggers are dead niggers, not looking a gift horse in the mouth

Just want a little snack, bros

>>49658831
yea and you're cool with sacrificing some whites for that cause.. cool bro, cool. Taking away gibs is the better option than one aligned with satan
>>49658825
unironically jewish space lasers

>>49658846
that's just a black bear, shouldn't be too dangerous. if it was a grizzly, on the other hand...

>>49656969
If this was a real AI it would have said "humans have no future."

>>49658032
Based suggesting that you would kill yourself rather than fake your own death further complicating the forensic records in the 2090 4channel database so he can always say that it “was plausible” and gives up.

WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHAT'S HE DOING IN KHAZAKHSTAN?

>>49658887
Grizzlys don't eat people unless they're starving in winter they only really want to chase you out of their territories.
A hungry black bear will try to eat someone in any season.

>>49658885
Satan isn't real.

>>49658947
Ah I guess I don't know as much about bears as I thought. Thought black bears will fuck off more easily. I guess the extent of my knowledge is that movie "Grizzly Man"

>>49658958
have you looked around at the world lately? I didn't become religious until revelations started playing out

>>49658505
Meaning cash is already a crowded trade, but soon it’ll be time to go cash gang?
What gives you this idea?

>>49658985
black bears almost never attack people. 60 deaths in the last 100 years due to them or something like that

>>49658032
Anon please don't hurt yourself

>>49658887
Lol, a black bear can and will fuck you up and kill you, no it's not as big or strong as a griz but it's still a fucking bear

>>49659045
the old hungry ones will go after people in a last ditch effort to survive. That hiker in NJ that got eaten was the last one I heard about

>>49658927
Feels almost like a cross between Powell and Buffett.

>>49656924
I'm not a bear expert like you guys, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up a bear. Especially if it was in my convenience store!

>>49658988
I have. I think the world is insane because everyone can see what chaos is happening anywhere in the world in a matter of seconds and we don't have the biological capacity to handle that in a healthy manner.

I'll bite, though. How is revelations playing out?

I don’t care what anyone says. Lispbro is a based young white man.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr8cUql6pcI

>>49658825
Totally normal that so many factories and distribution warehouses are burning down.

>>49659175
>And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name
kinda hard to buy things when you lose your job and there was a coordinated effort from corporations to pressure people to get a vax. I have a remote job and I had to submit a religious exemption to stay employed. I quoted that verse and got approved tho

>>49658210
>trying to time the market
Just throw everything in at once during a bull market and DCA during a bear one

>>49659175
If you have to ask you are too stupid to tell

>>49658885
Needs must, brother. You really think the US would reduce gibs if it were 25% nigger?

>>49659177
>child labor laws will have to be overturned in order to pay the increased costs that we're going to be seeing

I'm smashing that X button right now. Why would voters vote for people that would implement policies that would lead to a larger work force and decreased wages?

China literally has an exaggerated case of the US’s habit of sending retards to college only to flip burgers afterwards:
https://youtu.be/G8yP0Rd6z00

The extra spice:
A woman is to blame. The prime minister’s wife was given the role of handling the education department, and decided to expand enrollment at colleges

She paid the stupid tax

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Xdfql7C0Y

>>49659293
>China literally has an exaggerated case of the US’s habit of sending retards to college only to flip burgers afterwards
Socialism

>>49659260
I think the 50s was peak nigger "wholesome" communities. Taking away gibs would get us back in that direction

Futues fading

>>49659254
If I were stupid I'd be receiving communion this upcoming Sunday.

>>49659315
But i never died and im not vaxxd

>>49659327
Historically socialism is obsessed with blue collar and despises academics.
Especially the white collar academics that formulated the theories really hated themselves

>>49659177
>Apple computer.
Cringe.

We pump tomorrow for zero reasons, besides THESE DIGITS CHEK'EM

>>49659315
THAT IS A HANDSOME MAN. I WOULD TONGUE PUNCH HIS SHITTER AND PULL PEANUT BUTTER OUT ALL NIGHT GAYSEX BROS

>>49659482
Singles of truth.

>>49659482

>>49658210
>already lost thousands
Did you buy SOXL?

>>49659230
Any other pieces of revelations playing out?

If it's worth anything, if your job is 100% remote, it's fucking stupid that they required you to get vaccinated.

>>49659293
Colleges should be outlawed and in their place a single government run institution that accepts 10,000 applicants a year through a double blind selection process should be created. It would teach topics in five categories over 8 years
1. Physical sciences
2. Math
3. Engineering
4. Classical literature and philosophy
5. Fine art
These topics could still easily be learned off of the internet for personal entertainment as well as others but the era of the degree and college extortion must end.

>>49659581
>Colleges should be outlawed and in their place a single government run institution that accepts 10,000 applicants
you mean like what china has right now?
also, what makes you think a nigger like you will pass calculus?

>>49659486

You're the same guy who used to post elephants sticking their trunks up each other's asses aren't you.

Why is every add full of niggers and faggots when they’re like 15% of the population?

>>49659632
That I got a 92 in my first calculus course, an 87 in the second, and a 89 in the third? That's irrelevant anyways, I'd be much happier as a farmer and there are prodigies who make me look stupid honestly. China has more than one institution, we need one small cohort of high skilled workers to prevent a top heavy economy.

>>49658825
shit like this makes it obvious that everything is going to collapse real soon. food prices will skyrocket while food manufacturing is being sabotaged. none of this is ending with us alive. enjoy your last days while you can. for me that means playing video games and buying hookers like idgaf.

>>49659687
>I'd be much happier as a farmer
then why did you purposely get "extorted" by the college? Are you retarded?

Now that this stock market thing is dead I’m probably just going to get into Buddhism or something

>>49659684
Jews

>>49659558
yea it was stupid and had no basis even if we were to believe the jab prevented transmission.
>When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds of wheat for a day’s wages, and six pounds of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!
uh, how many food processing plants have gone up in flames? There is a coordinated effort to control the food supply

dunno what you're talking about I'm making bank in this bear market, maybe you should try something other than being a windowlicking monkey throwing darts at random dogshit companies

>>49659581
Nibba, where the frick is chemistry and biology? Don’t you dare say that you lumped them into “physical sciences.”

>>49659535
god damn it
hahaha

>>49659728
>Jews
Clearly, but how do they profit from this? I’m banning shit left and right in my house and boycotting businesses. Netflix died. Disney is next. Wtf is the point? Do they think I’m going to see a fictitious black family in an Audi and go out to buy one?

>>49659687
>top heavy economy
if only "top heavy" industry wasn't propped up by a central bank
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/cnc-operator-salary-SRCH_KO0,12.htm

Finally asked my wife to wear one of those pharfaite one piece things for me and she said yes. Very excited to be banging that ass in a swimsuit soon.
Also bitcoin js heading to 19k first before a decent bounce

I will slowly have rough sex with my gf tonight? You bros?

>>49659177
This faggot helped teach me about basic bitch TA indicators when I first started. Using the 9 SMA for entry/exit points is still better than 99% of the pajeet shit you'll find online. So good for him.

>>49659715
Because I was a teenager and didn't realize how fucking ridiculous it all was. We turn over half of the country into a desert off of the peak growing season to provide mostly people who verify spreadsheets or review documents with unhealthy food so they can live unhappy lives. This whole way of life is stupid bullshit, even scientists are forced to do stupid songs and dances for ultimately meaningless research.

People are so disenfranchised from their own lives that they basically own nothing already. Most people should be subsistence farmers, the industrial economy and the service economy are an aberration. Only a very small number of people should live an industrialized lifestyle.

>>49659815
>19k first before a decent bounce
You mean 3k right anon?

>>49659837
He’s a fucking winner.

>>49659833
I got a qt latina girls number today idk when to call but I think I'm just gonna send a text instead

>>49659844
>Because I was a teenager and didn't realize how fucking ridiculous it all was
Your own stupid decision or your parent's
>Most people should be subsistence farmers
Thats their decision to make not yours. You fucked up your life and now are trying to "fix" someone else's (which typically ends in disaster. See socialism)

Futures are shit. We’re falling bigly tomorrow aren’t we.

yep, im thinking were back.

>>49659833
I’ve been married for 13 years, masonbro. I’m not doing rough anything. I’m finishing this Johnny walker red and hitting the hay.,

>>49659931
Back to a pre-computerized economy?
I hope so

>>49659931

>>49659876
No such thing. It probably looks like that one fat mutt that gets posted here all the time.

>>49658927
>Futures flat
>Buttcoin setting a new low
Haha, hop in Mumus.

Maybe Powell really is going to ramp up rates…

Another courtesy reminder that this is playing out like 2008 at 2X speed.

>>49660002
Buck and a quarter
Or if you believe /pol/, 200 bps

>Futures flat
>Buttcoin setting a new low
Haha, hop in Mumus.

>>49659349
gibs make people stay poor regardless of race. its commie sanser.

>>49659844
all i want is a small homestead so i can grow my own food and raise one milk cow but first i need 3 million dollars to buy it so i have to go to college and work my ass of for decades just so i can be a fucking subsistence farmer and not have my kids turn into endocrine hormone monsters

>>49659993
>>49660025
what?

>>49659993
>Mumu gets in
>Sees back of driver’s head
>Yarlmuke
Fuggg

>>49659177
lispbro, manninario, burry all say we're in for a disastrous crash

reddit, /biz/ and yahoo forums say we're getting a pump tomorrow

>>49660043
>but first i need 3 million dollars to buy it
That's the problem. Land shouldn't be financialized to this point, but in a late industrial system it's inevitable. Ownership is on a downwards trajectory when it had previously been improving since the 1400s.

>>49660040
agreed

>>49658676
i really hate this faggot

Dollars getting fucked this could save me

>>49660062
Quite a duality. Any near pumps are long term traps.

>>49660064
>late industrial system

>>49660019
I was 99% sure it was only going to be 50 due to his history but I’ve flipped tonight and expect 100 now.

>>49660108
Its gonna say that "it takes time" for actions to hikes to kick in
Its gonna do 50bps
Market gonna pump then bleed out for the rest of the month

This market is going to make me a schizo, I think I'm just going to cash out 200k to live off of before this fomc rapes everything even further tomorrow and forget the market exists for a year or so.

>>49659763
You make an interesting point. I'll pick up some more non-perishables to be safe.

God speed, anon.

The walker is empty. Time to sleep and enter the union wage cage in the morning. Archenon poros, niggers.

>>49660092
Wrong.

>>49660159
smart man. I always get 2 packs of the deenz when I go to costco. God speed

>>49660043
Anon, you can get your 3 mil and buy your farm but you will never find a good woman, they are an extinct species. This bitch I’m face fucking is proof of that. She was raised strict catholic and was a daddy’s girl but she’s nothing but trash now and I shudder at the thought of who will end up with her after I’m done with her. Poor sap.

>>49660144
sigh... that was the last deathmarch for a while. Olympics cut it for the next one.

>>49660006
i unironically think theres a good chance we are at capitulation. within a week

>>49660144
This nigga just had a spontaneous pneumothorax.

>>49660185
I hunt lefty trannies for a living. My sense never fails

>>49659633
yes

>>49660062

Mannarino is a coke head too euphoric to admit he missed the top and got caught in tech because he misjudged the Fed. He still thinks he can be bullish on something other than dollars so we're still not bottomed yet.

He was right about the 10 year yield being important but saying that he didn't watch it very closely. Here it is, the most important chart in the world.

See that? Downwards capitulation, blowoff bottom, breakout, retest, confirmation, new trend. Likely higher yields for the next ~40 years. Superimpose 1940 to 1980 over it and that's probably a decent guess.

>>49660246
Uh...... are you? That guy used to post gifs
THIS IS JUST A JPG

>>49660199
It's a shame we were denied the real course in front of the Palace with peak Tokyo summer heat and humidity, and had to settle for Sapporo.

>>49660252
>got caught in tech
sounds like banks are what really fucked him
he was a permabull, and now he's switched to mega doomer bear
However he thinks NOW is the time to go long commodities.

I think he's mad.
I'm going long CTRA but I'm also short Cathie and Crowdstrike to even it out. It's probably retarded.

>>49660309
..............lewd

>>49658985
>Thought black bears will fuck off more easily
The do. They're (relatively) small and skittish as fuck. I did a lot of hunting in the south east U.S. and ran into a couple of them. Brown bears are actually scary.

>>49660226
Then you should be aware that the only reason troons exist is that an overly complex technique driven society creates a niche for exploiting celibate young men who would otherwise be happy in an arranged marriage correct? Kill one tranny you kill one tranny, kill the industrial system you kill every tranny present and future.

Tomorrow's the big day. Don't forget to get your beauty rest.

>>49660309
This is some faaaayyyget shit bro

>>49660323
>However he thinks NOW is the time to go long commodities.
So he buys every top and sells every bottom?

>>49660252
>Likely higher yields for the next ~40 years
dont get ahead of yourself. there no telling where the top will be but it's somewhere on that chart and likely closer than we think. just because we arent in a position to do QE for a while doesnt mean yields have to keep rising. they can plateau and crab around for a long time. thats basically exactly what the fed wants

>>49660355
Um, excuse you. Those men are heroes.

poofy doofy

>>49660345
>Kill ze old system
>Bring forth ze new system
>You vil be happy

Why are futures recovering? I thought the modern global economic system was coming to an end tomorrow?

>>49660514

>>49660514
saudi arabia just put out inflation numbers, slightly lower than expected

Gold will breakout tomorrow

>>49660531
and now have delayed data???? ive never seen this before

The Bottom

>>49660048
tagged a post because I'm tired so I deleted it and reposted without the tag.

>>49660374
I think the post QE world we are in is different than historical precedent and so how the market will react is without precedent. The US couldn't even manage a gentler taper to clean the economy under good conditions before things started to crack in 19, and they are trying to go balls to the wall now, on top of a tightening economy and slumping markets, things are going to break much earlier before any reversion to the mean can occur.

>>49660572
I hope you don't have a leveraged bet on that..

>>49660531
You got to be fricking kidding me. Who cares about Saudi Arabia.

>>49660594
>unprecedented
this time is not different
>post QE world
i dont agree with this. QE has been around for almost no time at all. we arent in a post QE world, we're in a newly made QE world and this is our first break

>>49660414

I’m leaving cause of death march

>>49660514
it was a depression fake out to get retail to sell off while institutional slurps to put the screws to the little guy again

>>49660414
>>49660631
You guys need to watch better sports, like women’s beach volleyball. Stop watching men’s junk slap around.

>>49660572

As much as I hate to say it, gold is looking weak and that bodes badly for everything. I'm holding some GDX I don't want to give up, so I've hedged it with SCO, since IMO gold and oil have been the most resilient, they'll go last and together when the real panic starts.

Markets are temporary.
Crypto market is taking a bit hit
Stock market is pulling back
Inflation is high
Precious metals aren't safe
But your belief in God is the strongest force that no one can touch. It's a permanent bullrun.

>>49660738
There is no god, anon

>>49660689
>hating on deathmarch
baka, but here is a little something for your coombrain

>>49660618
I dunno, if we cant get off QE under good times I am doubtful that it will happen under bad conditions, there is no political appetite for a decade long depression when the money printer has been unlocked and voters have learned they can vote for free money.

>>49660258
i dunno about gifs, but im at my home computer now playing Hunt showdown. Just got off work

>>49660780
thats what i mean, it's not a post QE world, its just a break until the next QE
it will be longer than 2017 though because of inflation

>>49660780
the tan butt on the right is pretty nice. the people pulling the strings know biden's voter base does not care about the stock market. Shit is rigged, but they had to put in a lot of effort last time.. won't be so easy next time around. They still care about votes. Stock market is sacrificed, big boys already exited

>>49660765
There is a God but he abandoned humanity when we crucified his son. "Died for our sins" is a massive cope, we weren't supposed to kill Jesus

>>49660780
Thank you, that’s much better. The porn specific mesolimbic pathway I have been cultivating since middle school is pleased.

>>49660835
bullshit.. Jesus is the light of the universe and all you have to do is accept Him

>>49660835
We have free will nigger

>>49660821
Ah, when I said post QE I meant like pandora's box, once its out it isn't going back. I didn't mean QE is over, I just worded that poorly.

>>49660857
Cope, humanity fucked up big when we killed Jesus, the world we live in is proof enough. God has moved on, we are a failed experiment. He didn't even flood us this time, just left us to our own devices, which is honestly worse.

>>49660618
the fed has been buying bonds for a century, they did QE during WW2, they just didnt call it that.

You will all suffer
https://youtu.be/v6Z9kq3yMF4
https://youtu.be/v6Z9kq3yMF4
https://youtu.be/v6Z9kq3yMF4

ECB is going to hold an emergency meeting over yields spiking.

>>49660902
nope, this life is finite, but the soul is eternal. Life is a test. It's up to you to not be a defeatist fuck

>>49660923
Nice hat.

>>49660905
Im sure you know that is a completely different operation when the dollar is pegged to gold vs. not pegged to gold

Nikkei weak

>>49656998
Is this some kind of retarded joke?

how do i short rocker?

Futures are literally ripping. Holy shit. My UVXY position is fucked. I don’t even have a hedge if the market decides to gigapump tomorrow.

So, the pain is done now? Markets will begin to recover now?

This is obviously a Vanna slingshot. Be prepared for a huge volga shock.

>>49661036
Yeah. Starting end of September.

>>49661036
EYE OF THE STORM

>>49661023
>ripping
>less than 1%

>>49660923
*ominous jewish music plays in the background*

>>49658258
I can't believe this loser is someone's son...

>>49660994
no why would it be
the lower it goes the more i buy
i have it mapped out all the way to 50 cents per.

>>49661023
>Futures are ripping
Not really...

>>49661087
>dcaing into a leveraged tech etf in a downtrend with no QE in sight
Follow your own strategy you idiot. Dont fight the fed. I owned 2000 soxl 500 tqqq and 300 upro. Just let go

>>49661023
This doesn't mean shit. If futures meant something people would actually have an easier time making money because "oh futures are pumping, must be a green day tomorrow"...

>>49661116
Yeah but the Nikkei is barely down. It should be following the US

>>49661109
buying after an additional -50% on SOXL backtests well. i will buy all the way down in gradually increasing quantities, and have had tens of thousands sitting and waiting for these conditions.
i don't advise others to do the same though.

Ay yo, when y'all think the Ukrainian war gonna end?

I am Dante welcome to the inferno

>>49661164
If you dont advise others to do the same then youre following a strategy as stupid as overdiversification because you cant pick a winner
How did soxl backtest during the 1970s? Thats what you should look at. Hint: poorly
Growth will not be coming back until QE is over. Theres a time for backtesting and a time for thinking with macro in mind

>>49660193
There are still good women, just got to get them young
>t. wifed an 18yr old at 33, going strong 6 years later

>>49661199
i don't believe we're going for a 1970s style situation. monetary policy has massively changed, so has the market. i have steady income and can accumulate for years without issue if we see a doomsday scenario. if the market crashes and stagnates for 5-10 years SOXL will not be what im worried about.

>>49660043

Go for goats, chickens, or ducks imo, unless you're just really into cheesemaking. Which if so, fair enough.

>>49661168
Dunno the Ukrainians have all the newest and best toys at their disposal but they just drag ass. Honestly I thought they would have pushed them out by now and it's getting embarrassing.

>>49661330
The imps will consume you

>>49661304
>this time it’s different

>i have steady income and can accumulate for years without issue if we see a doomsday scenario. if the market crashes and stagnates for 5-10 years SOXL will not be what im worried about.
I can see you trying to convince yourself since these two sentences are contradictory

>>49661336
Yeah, the Ukrainians are the embarrassing ones.
>>49661223
Good for you, anon. I assume you are Mormon?

This doomer was mentioned on mainstream meteor but I didn't know he was a crackpot investor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzkJxHbxCI

>>49661368
>he doesn't know that russia is a chinese proxy state and that russia can achieve victory conditions while the nation goes insolvent

>>49661360
>this past performance proves future results
there's nothing wrong with planning for worst case scenarios
i will not miss the bottom like i did in 2020

>france
>higher than expected inflation

>>49661368
>Yeah, the Ukrainians are the embarrassing ones.
Then why don't they just push them out then? I am tired of having to fund their incompetence. The Russians are terrible and still they can't push them out.

>>49661304

>i don't believe we're going for a 1970s style situation

We're not, debt is too high. We can't do slightly negative yields a la Volcker, they have to be deeply negative.

https://www.longtermtrends.net/real-interest-rate/

IMO this is why gold has been so stubbornly refusing to follow real yields, it's calling bullshit and saying the fed is going to need them to be negative. The market is sniffing out that the debt is starting to matter.

life is temporary

>>49661462
>>49661462
>>49661462
NEW

>>49661409
>> this past performance proves future results
Did you really just say that to me when your entire strategy is based on backtesting?
How are you seriously going to suggest dcaing into a 3x tech etf is anywhere near planning for worst case scenarios when every macro indicator is screaming to stay defensive

>>49661395
>skyscrapers made from wood

>>49661444
Realize what curve we are grading the Russians on. The ruskies should have walked over Ukraine and been at the border of Romania and Hungary had they competently used their advantages. Instead Russia is just clinging to the territory they took in the first month and they burn through tall their modernized weapons and Soviet stock.

>>49661454
You guys think that we cant see the 1970s again because the debt is too high and that means powell cant hike 20% like volker are missing the point. Its relative. Powell hiking 4% today is about as bad and would lead to the same result precisely BECAUSE of our massive debt

>>49661442
I like how Americans exclude food and fuel from some measures while the French exclude tobacco.

>>49661510

No I understand that. They can crush the market and inflation without yields getting up to inflation. That much is always true.

I'm saying that they will then immediately need to cause some inflation again to get real yields negative, because the government will otherwise be bankrupt. That is the part that's different.

>>49661473
the point was nothing is certain in the market
not every macro indicator is telling me to stay defensive, the labor market is still strong, many companies are reporting solid earnings. sure there are some bad ones like the bonds market etc. but nobody can say for certainty where the market is going, or else you'd be a billionaire by now
if my strategy ends up with SOXL trading at a penny for years i am still protected with my personal finances and can continue accumulation (if the country hasnt collapsed)
obviously not as lucrative as picking the bottom, but good luck with that.

>>49661023
>ripping
>up less than half a percent
Nigger what

>>49661557
Youre the one trying to catch the knife hoping one time you dont bleed and time the bottom when in reality you should be waiting for the bottom to pass and establish an uptrend
Learn what growth multiples are and how huge the multiple on the spx was during qe. Blowout earnings from megacaps are not enough to bring us back to those prices without QE and the assumption of more growth unless you wait multiple years
>>49661556
Yeah, thats why they arent targetting no inflation and i was faked out at the start of the year, since its clear the fed wanted inflation. I was convinced they would let it run. I guess it was too much

>>49661640
i don't see gradually buying all the way down to under 1 dollar per share is trying to time the bottom, if anything the flaw is my largest purchases do not get filled because we wont go that far down.
im not going to sit on cash for years hoping for a violent recession that might not come, or get faked out by an uptrend that has no legs. even if we don't see ATHs for a decade i will come out far ahead compared to when i sold everything. i will throw money into the burning pit until it stops burning

>>49661804
Just backtest tqqq vs qqq from the top of the dotcom bubble to see what youre risking. And no, saying “it will recover eventually” is just the novice way of thinking that opportunity cost isnt real. It is and youre losing money

>>49661845
backtesting it with the manner in which im buying it would work just fine. it doesn't work if you buy the top and never buy again, or don't have the capital to continue buying.
opportunity cost of what? sitting in cash, which is a guaranteed loss? shorting the clown market, which im not going to do?

>>49661887
Cash is down less than 8% ytd. Soxl is down 70%
If you buy at $15 and have buy orders at $1 that would be a 93% loss. Performance is relative. You think holding dollars is worse than a 93% loss before buying again? Use your brain

>>49661368
>Mormon?
Fuck no. Secular & secular. You'll never find a trad wife through hook up apps, develop hobbies and wife a young tight teen with a low body count that shares those hobbies

>>49661927
it makes no difference if i have 1000 shares at 15 when i buy 10,000 at 1
one is an assured loss to inflation, the other is a potential long term windfall that can help me retire early even if my initial bleeds over 90%
i will not miss that chance looking at tea leaves, trends, and people posting in these threads

>>49657716
>early life
Every. Single. Time.

>>49662046
You have no thesis and are gambling off a prayer based on past performance. I feel bad for you. The desperation in your posts to force a strategy that just worked to work again so you can get rich quick is obvious. Guess what, crowded trades dont happen a second time until they arent crowded anymore

>>49662046
Seriously, in one sentence youre saying holding cash is a guaranteed loss due to inflation, in the next youre saying youre okay losing $14000 of $15000 of an investment because “it will come back”

>>49662130
how do i have no thesis? i buy all the way down, with heavy buys at extreme doomsday numbers, and end up ahead. unless i have to find a different leveraged instrument because it gets shut down, which is always possible, you have not shown me how this strategy doesn't work in the long term. getting rich quick isn't the plan, its getting rich 5-10 years later by deploying capital at obscenely low numbers, and even if we dont get that low, at least i got something at the bottom. these trades won't be very crowded if we see a violent recession, which i wouldn't mind, because i can buy 20k shares or more.

>>49662172
i prefer the risk/reward of potentially losing my initial to buy 10x+ that amount at obscenely low levels compared to holding cash, waiting, and hoping i can pick a good entry (or waiting for the 200 SMA cross)

>>49660531
Literally who fucking cares about Saudis or fucking Australia you fuckin retards.