/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49652499
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (Last ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
Tuesday RRP: 2,223.857B (ATH), 97P = 22.926B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49651791

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49652473
lmao those branchosaurus are fukin
sneed shills you can never come up with something this OG

I can't wait to see their faces in the papers when it's all said and done

hold!

>>49652499
>>49652525
Checked and interesting digits-pilled.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

running a new info scrape since my existing data is about a month old. So far the highest 'shortPercentOfFloat' is 20% for something called aaww. I'm sure it will bump into much higher things as it progresses.

>>49652499
oh ya checked!!
ty baker-san

>>49652597
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss24a6
this gon be craycray niqqa

even if no MOASS, I shall be thoroughly entertained; we is comfy and we shall eat the popcorn

>>49652622 Checked
Still holdin'.

I am going to buy my 200th share this summer.

I don't want to datefag or anything, but considering everything that's been happening lately it's pretty clear the hedgies are running out of road to kick the can. Judgement day approaches and WAGMI.

>>49652772
why don't you already hold the number of shares you feel you need? MOASS is literally any day now

>>49652772
>>49652772
palindromepilled checked

>>49652499
Bakie check!
Two for Tubesday

WAGMI!

IT CANT BE TOMORROW YOU FUCKS. WHY? CAUSE IT IS A WEDNESDAY!!!

>>49652857
the sillier the circumstances the more likely kek will manifest it

the fuck have you gotten this far without taking the clownpill?

>>49652690
>aaww

>>49652690
you're doing god's work anon

Where THE FUCK is my dividend!?

>>49652945
the true dividend was the moments we got to share together as frens

>new hedge funds closing every day
>BTC sub-20k Soon™
>share increase approved
>hedgies shitting themselves on live TV
>talking heads developing sentience and getting disappeared
Where were you when you realized We Are All Gonna Make It?

>>49652690
anon, you do realize that there is a screener in yahoo right?

>>49652984
>talking heads developing sentience

>>49653007
thats jewish data

Reminder that this happened in an /SMG/ yesterday

Here's the archive, thread was fucking hilarious
>>/biz/thread/S49582646#p49582991

We, on the other hand, are all going to WAGMI it

I posted this in the last thread:
>>49653033
Unironically June 24 is the day.

>>49653034
topkek

>>49652973
>>49652984
>>49653025
>>49653034
>>49653072
>>49652627
mfw mine and my frens' comments are on tv for the public to see (well the ones that weren't scrubbed the other week)

>>49652973
I want what's owed to me.

>>49652801
I had that last year. This is just fuck you money.

Anyone else slurping BBBY? Got some Jan 23 calls and slurping shares under $8. Price is near (((COVID))) crash of March 2020 low. Shorted to fuck. 87% owned by institutions. Cohen is in, obv. Mooned on same cycles as GME in early 21.

>>49652857
My advice would be to start working on some contingency plans anon. I think this thing is reaching beyond anyone's control.

>>49653072
This also was the 333rd post on the thread with 33 dubs.
Very occultic numerals confirm I’m correct

>>49653140
picrel

>>49653116
I hope they show all my schizo posts so the normies realise the schizos and autists are the new elites

>>49653140
i have a ministack at $8 but not buying any more
i like the numbers and trust rc cola's judgement

>>49653116
we got on tv?

Bitcoin still trying desperately to kill itself.

KEK
SHYTO
BAGGIES

I don't understand any of those GERN chart.

>>49653140
options are gay

>>49652647
>>49652706
>>49652814
WAGMI.

>>49652647
>52525
Hmm.

First time downloading the demo for Croc was so long ago.

>>49652984
ITT

>>49653034
>we get trips all the time
>they get it just so kek can tell them ngmi

>>49652647
Have you got an Apple Music playlist? I use Apple Music because they give more money to the artist per stream than Spotify does

>>49637163
>>49637271
>>49637325
>>49637447
>>49637554
>>49637600
I told you to watch for tiger cubs. They are blowing up and they are short gamestop.
https://www.insidermonkey.com/hedge-fund/tiger+legatus+capital/527/
Look at founder's background for this blown-up fund, it's the same as all of them. Pick any tigercub and they all operate the same.
>expertise in managing long/short equity portfolios (all tigers are long/short)
>most recent experience of founder is with Viking Global, known (tigercub) gamestop shorters.
All tiger funds are short gamestop, even maverick capital I strongly suspect are lying on their 13fs or were simply using longs to offset swap positions.
These tigerfags collude like nothing else, they pick the same longs, they pick the same shorts, and they are all going DOWN.

>>49653185
me too. whoever had doubts will get red-pilled real fuckin quick

>>49653210
>we got on tv?
there's a beloved historian of ours watching right this minute at least; idk about MSM rn but your reply was kino hilarious

>>49653309
oof first the Tiger King, now these guys
bad decade for the species ig

>>49653309
>after poor returns
transitioning back to working in the office?

>>49653279
/smg/ will be screaming, crying, throwing up and punching the air when we make it

>>49653309

Evening Frens. We have a planetary alignment and at the same time we have had earnings, the shareholders meeting, the vote, and markets are crashing. It feels like something is going to give soon and that's assuming that something did not already give and is being covered up behind the scenes. The RRP keeps growing, interest rates keep rising, Chinese bonds are being downgraded. Even more suppressed stocks have emerged. First there were the other "meme stocks," then came cellar boxing, and then came "zombie stocks." Now even more leaks in the dam have burst.

There is a lot going on here. Holding GME and discussing it and the financial world surrounding it has brought so much to light in just two years. It's all so tiring and disgusting really. It's like when you're a kid and you roll a rock or a log over and see all the bugs underneath except that's insulting to the bugs. The SEC passed new rules over the past year but we all know that it's not enough. The financial world is in dire need of a forest fire. Burn down the old and let something new emerge.

> "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works." ~ John Gall

In the meantime I'm posting my usual radio dramas and related media. It's easier to hold if we keep comfy. Do any of you have anything to share to keep comfy? I read last thread that an Anon is watching the movie Margin Call, a certified /biz/ classic by any measure.

> HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL
https://youtu.be/qjjLl9SsXhs
https://youtu.be/aEyE0qVCQf4
https://youtu.be/jFbl2_gnaO8

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

>>49653237
Just mimicking ((Cohen)), though my calls are at 20 instead of RCs 60c and 80. Never did well with options. Came close one time on the Thanksgiving run on GME last year. Held too long thinking it might be MOASS. Have no idea what I am doing. Mostly just buy shares.

>>49653379
when i buy wendy's i'll hire them
>dw kenny, i'll provide benefits and free mayo packets for anyone you serve

>>49653309
I still don't fully understand what Hwang (another tiger cub) of Archegos was doing to hide his positions and basically overleverage himself, but there's no doubt he wasn't the only one. I wonder if Credit Suisse is going to eat shit on this one too. We all meme about the fmhedge funds scrambling to close, but it's also their prime brokerages on the line. What happens when they start wanting to save themselves?

>>49653426
Options aren't for diamond handing, options are for in-and-out swings for quick money

>>49653291
I don't actually maintain the Spotify playlist. Some other anon put it together ages ago, and I asked to include it in my pasta for visibility. If you or someone else put an Apple Music playlist together, I'd be happy to add it too, but at the moment there is not one.

>>49653253
>53253
Bit of a stretch but I still think they're interesting digits.

I saved it from a recent thread on /v/. I'm not even a huge fan of Croc specifically, but it got my PS1 nostalgia flaring up.

>>49653309
These dipshit fucking cretins had every advantage in the golden money printing bullrun and they still managed to shidd all over themselves.

Bullshit they found that much gold in Uganda. (((They))) just don’t want to risk people ditching fiat right now. They don’t want people dumping their crypto too soon

>>49653453
>What happens when they start wanting to save themselves?
I guaranfuckingtee you those conversations are happening at a hundred banks around the planet at this exact moment

>>49653453
You've never heard of total return swaps?

>>49653426
you cant afford LEAPS cut the shit

>>49653453
>when they start wanting to save themselves?
too late; all their shit is worth nothing - what will they pay with when the market shits the bed too? We will be like a bright flare in a blacked out city.

It's like they were all in on it. Not a huge conspiracy, just they all knew of the opportunity; after all it's a few clicks of a button in a day. These guys have ruining companies down to a science.

It's over for these clowns.

>>49653309
Hmmmm… thank you for this rabbit hole anon.
>>49653415
Fun fact about the planetary alignment:
>>49653033
>>49653156

>>49653482
this seems shopped but idk

I (still) want MOASS now please. I feel I have waited long enough please.

>>49653482
I’ll take the big one

>>49653525
> tfw the final honks will be the trumpets of God

>>49653482
I argue that hedge funds one and all are by dipshits and for dipshits.

>>49653592
relax fren good movie part just started

>>49653592
>>49653609
roll for MOASS tmw
>https://youtu.be/ecRs1sWZIL4
>thread theme

>>49653545
Notice she's in heels so a tall bitch trying to be taller. I don't think it's shooped

>>49653520
Premium on bbby leaps are dirt cheap retard

>>49653527
I went through an astrology phase in the middle of high school. It was around the same time as my general interest in the occult, fringe subjects, and conspiracy theories. It unnerves me that this stuff is coming up again in my life.

>>49653479
>Bit of a stretch but I still think they're interesting
A little bit, yeah.

>I'm not even a huge fan of Croc specifically, but it got my PS1 nostalgia flaring up.
You've got a nice collection going.

>>49653722
checked fren and heels-pilled; it even makes the ass look better dont fall for that shit bois

>picrel on getting fucked

>>49653722
> tall bitch trying to be taller.
That’s hot as fuck. Tall women are the daughters of Aphrodite and we exist to worship them.

>>49653722
A tall woman who wears high heels exudes confidence. I love it.

The NPCs are getting a little restless. They know something is wrong but they still go right to the TV journalist to tell them it'll all be ok. All they can do is comment on how expensive stuff is without realizing that a heaping pile of shit is about to hit a row of industrial sized fans. I'm comfy knowing I won't be on the receiving end of the impending shitstorm.

>>49653520
I only bought 3 faggot

Evening Frens.
GameStop Corp. is an American video game retailer. The company is headquartered in Grapevine, Texas, and is the largest video game retailer

>"Mo Money, Mo Problems." ~ The Notorious Biggie Smalls

In the meantime I'm posting my usual colors and related hues. It's easier to hold if we keep comfy. Do any of you have anything to share to keep comfy?

TODAY'S COLOR OF THE DAY IS "PISTACHIO" (#B2D3C2)

PREVIOUS COLORS OF THE DAY
>"SALMON" (#FA8072)
>"CARMINE" (#960018)
>"DESERT SAND" (#EDC9AF)
>"APRICOT" (#FBCEB1)
>"BurlyWood" (#DEB887)
>"DarkGoldenRod" (#B8860B)
>"FireBrick" (#B22222)
>"Thistle" (#D8BFD8)

Good night and good luck.

Bros... why the fuck wont bizcoin die already...
Almost 22k again, they're not gonna ngmi

>>49653731
>>49653818
ok ok

I need to be unemployed again very soon and to own, yes own, a blonde woman above 183cm.

>>49653819
I'm personally a fan of this colour pallette

>>49653819
Nice colour anon.
My fave colour at the moment is Farrow & Ball’s ‘sulking room pink’. I’m digging the earth tones this year.

>>49653140
BBBY at this price reminds me a lot of the 2020 GME days. I would be buying more but GME is already the main play

>>49653776
Guys I just got a call from my dad at Bitcoin
Apparently Satoshi Yamaguchi is getting rid of more GPUs tomorrow (4%)
Expect HARD resistance around 20k
Thanks Putin

>>49653936
kek

>>49653776
>>49653780
>>49653799
It is the most attractive aspect of a woman such a rarity too. I wish she'd crush my skull between her thighs like a watermelon I will find her after moass

>>49653527
>>49653764
My intellect tells me that astrology is just a bunch of bullshit, but how are there this many “coincidences” that involve it?

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49653929
I’m buying both, 80/20 GME

>>49653907
I’m lusting after this one. Add a nice gold tone in there and it’s a perfect modern earth toned minimalist take on Art Deco.

>>49653767
>You've got a nice collection going.
Thanks fren, brick by brick. PS1 aesthetic takes a good art style and really elevates it when the execution is right. I can't wait to get my hands on some original hardware, 5 back up controllers and enough burnable discs to last a lifetime. One of those little things to look forward too, you know?

>>49653978
Godspeed Anon. I also hope for the same.

>>49653914
Excellent choice my fine good sir anon, or anonette!

Sulking Room Pink has been used to create a softer and more delicate feel for this bedroom design. Pairing the paint colour with softer tones of whites and greys shows just how versatile this colour choice is.

This is related to GME because the chart has colors and so colors are relevant.

>>49653992
IT CANT BE WEDNESDAY. GOD WONT ALLOW IT!
>source: I did magic mushrooms and talked with God

>>49652647
>tunes

Another Sinatra for the holders = comfy

>>49653978
Tall women are God’s gift to us all.
>>49653988
I know how you feel. I used to think the same until I realised our ancestors paid attention to it for a reason.

>>49653988
Exactly my same thoughts on it. It makes no rational sense and there are plenty of ways to deconstruct why it is bullshit but yet...

>>49654060
My favorite color is yo momma

>>49653978
no argument there fren, i love a woman with beautiful legs

>>49653988
checked and ig terry was right when he was talking about the numbers brethren
>verification not required

>>49654004
very tasteful anon, how/where would you apply such colours?

>>49652499
>>49652525
>>49652622
>>49653722
>>49653799
>>49653988
witnessed

>>49653309

bites za dusto

>>49653907
>>49654004
Exquisite taste! Together you create the mallard duck palette! Very chic going into 2023!

Mallard ducks have this strip of dark blue plumage on the backside of their wings. This almost-black blue color is the same shade, drastically cooling down any area that you choose to apply it to. Like the mallard duck, this color pairs well with browns, and vibrant greens for balance.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49654095
Do you have Ken Griffin's Yil in your ID? You're not going to sell it back to him are you?

I don't care if GME doesn't go up as long as hedgefunds keep going down.

Is GameStop an instrument?

>>49654239
Based.

>>49654249
Yes.

>>49654060
>>49654004
>>49654131
>>49654095
pls join me in appreciating this deep emerald pallette frens

>>49654170
>much comfy very wagmi
you too dear comfy blanket poster

>>49654249
its as much of a tool as kenny is, i'll say that much LOL

>>49654266
checked!

>>49652499
Of course not. Its mine now. No more yil for Ken

>>49653996
Not a bad idea. Honestly think it could be a solid 10x plus play. The thing is I'm OK with selling bbby which I literally can't do with gme, it's something fun to watch. Who knows maybe it might squeeze first then you can buy more gme with it.

>>49654288
Meant for >>49654197

>>49654281
An Emerald Green color palette is a stunning choice! The luxurious green color has been popping up in decor, fashion and everything in between. With the right color palette, Emerald Green can be dramatic, fun or exotic.

This is relevant to GME because when the price goes up, the chart is green!

>>49654249
Yes it is an instrument of hedgie destruction

>>49654288
Based and checked now too. What do you plan to do with his Yils?

>>49653799
That's true in theory but I've got a banging 6"2' redhead friend who wears heels all the time and she's extremely insecure. I think she does it because like you say it 'exudes confidence' so she doesn't have to fake it in person where she can be 'found out'.

People mostly leave her alone when she's out cause they're intimidated by her.

My only remaining fear is that other people will not suffer enough during this recession.

>>49654352
>>49654249

After I buy this website I am going to find Publixfag's IP and hire a hitman to execute him. He has never once followed through on any of our orders

>>49654409

>>49654343 4343
>This is relevant to GME because when the price goes up, the chart is green!
checked and kekked!

>>49654417
simply exquisite

>>49654433
LMAO maybe he didn't have the money for it yet, let's give him till after MOASS to deliver
and checked!

>>49653988
I can pill you on astrology if there's interest

>>49653767
What game is this? I think I had a demo disc of it.

>>49654433
He owes me a Dr Pepper

>>49654385
> friend
Tell me you've at least tried.

>>49654433
I will do the same for ftdfag he owes me a lot of blow jobs and I havnt been sexually active in over 3 years

>>49654239
I don't even care if I ever make money from this, I just wanna see the West and the boomers and kikes that run it brought to its fucking knees. The child that is shunned by the village will burn it down just to feel its warmth.

>>49654126
WAGMI.

>>49654045 54045
>One of those little things to look forward too, you know?
Oh yes. If you've got any local shops that stock old hardware then you probably want to check there first.

>>49654468
Future Cop: LAPD. Played the PC version back in the day and the MOBA-like game mode was really fun.

>>49654561
based

>>49654561
Yeah that's nice but I want to own women and order them to obey me.

>>49653482
imagine the big braps

>>49654433
I'm gonna hire a creeper to explode Musk so I never have to see another fucking repost of that loathsome cunt's idiot twitter ramblings ever again.

>>49654433
Publixfag is Ryan Cohen. He lives in Florida.

>>49654561
>picrel
they will be exposed; we must live freely as to inspire the unfree
>>49654588
checked!

>>49654617
He lives in Dallas. He's my dad.

>>49654281
Emerald greens are stunning! I was looking at interior design ideas the other week and saw this absolutely beautiful emerald green tiling & marble walled bathroom.
>>49654131
Ugh I love nature inspired colour palettes! Truly stunning. I wonder if I’m the roaring 2020’s we will see an Art Deco renaissance (especially in architecture & jewellery). I’m so sick of the brutalist, minimalistic architecture filled with only shades of white, grey & black. We need colour!
>>49654114
At the moment I’m still undecided. I think it would make for a gorgeous interior colour palette. However, I’m also working at creating an extended colour palette based on that one to use on a piece I’m planning on painting in the next couple of months (after MOASS I’m going to create so much art that I will single-handedly spearhead the next renaissance).

(Jannies, this is related to GME because I’m speaking about the after effects of a GME squeeze as well as green which is what our stock is currently in).

>>49654714
This is a faggy post. Why do you think like this and share it here?

>>49653907
I wonder if there will turn out to be any correlation between GME Holders and which team color they had a couple of years ago.

I was a Team Peanut Butter.

>>49654659
Hmm I could've sworn he bought a 24 million dollar mansion in Florida somewhat recently.

>>49654506
No-one will believe me and that's okay but I genuinely have been there. A couple of times when the group would get drunk together. She started getting feelings like I said, she's extremely insecure and I got the feeling it'd be high maintenance so I stopped initiating.

Yes I understand this reads like the perfect incel chud fantasy.

>>49654764
IT HAS AN INFINITY POOL

MOASS CONFIRMED

>>49654463
go on

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49654752
Sneed. May you learn the joy of art & colour after MOASS.

>>49654659
The 20s really were a time for color to come out and shine! The colors of the art deco period are striking and bold. Colors are often paired or punctuated with high-shine silver, chrome, or black accents. Favorite colors of the era include bright and deep yellows, reds, greens, blues, and pinks.

This is relevant to GME because these are 20's colors and the GME saga is taking place in the 20's!

>>49654463
What about asstrology or moasstrology?

>>49654759
>>49654887
That's cool but you're both fags.

>>49654714
>Emerald greens are stunning
Indeed, i think the same of Magenta as well

>I’m so sick of the brutalist, minimalistic architecture filled with only shades of white, grey & black
all these tapestries and stylized pictures of ancient architecture make me yearn for a far more divine looking environment. Cities look so boring; how can you even nurture beauty when you are surrounded by such lifeless structures?

>after MOASS I’m going to create so much art that I will single-handedly spearhead the next renaissance
we await your lead o' great artist! Many a folk can now be funded by anons like us

here's to a beautiful new world!

>>49654752
its okay anon; perhaps you will grow some taste post-MOASS when you consume everything and start to tire of the mundane usual garbage thrown at you all the time (if you have the intelligence for that ofc; perhaps the friendly superior AI brought you here)

>>49654759
I'll take strawberry. I have a feeling redhead poster anon would be on the same team haha

>>49654887
I quite like the 1910s from you pic the middle blue and purple look great

These threads are unbearable whenever Euros start posting. Love from Panama.

Enough games benchod Cohen, I want my money now.

>>49654714
are you gay?

Hello, I'm the third Hodge Twin, reminding all of you to breathe through your balls and report off-topic, radio-posting homosexuals.

>>49654924
I cannot lie. I would chuckle if I got banned for that one. I couldn't resist that one response.

>>49654983
>Enough games
>GameStop
Uh, bros... I think I figured it out

>>49654948
Aah! A man of impeccable taste!
The purple is
>#585580
≈ Comet

And the blue is
>#006383
≈ Orient
(A personal favourite of mine, although designers typically prefer #006994 (Sea Blue) I prefer the slightly greener hue)

>>49654983
Imagine spamming Citadel's Twitter page with that image.

>>49655059
how do they have blue eyes

>>49655059

>>49655059
>>49655091
The magic of the quadroon.

>>49655091
breathe through your balls

>>49655059
Aaaaass yeah just got done doing some back snaps. All while not listening to gay ass old radio shit FUCK outta here

>>49653309
Anyone have the liquidated hedgefund report card from last year? Haven't seen it in ages.
>Captcha: PAY00

>>49655141

>>49654850
Okay so the basic theory is that it's geo-centric - with the earth in the centre. The next 'shell' out are all the different planets, which represent different aspects of the personality depending on where they are relative to the earth. Everything is surrounded by 12 signs which each represent different ways that this planets (or aspects of your personality) can be effected. For example Mars rules war, aggression, competition etc. Depending which sign Mars is in would dictate the way you would respond to conflict.

How it really works is when you're born (and at any given moment), the planets' energies are blocking certain elements of the vast and perfectly balanced background cosmic energies of the universe. Because these energies are being blocked at the moment of your birth, your soul is moulded by what's missing from the universe at that moment and those missing energies rush into your vessel in an attempt to restore balance.

You're not given those influences because of what the alignments of the planets are putting into you, but by what they are filtering out as the cosmic energies rush in to fill your soul at the moment of your birth.

There's a lot more to it but that's what the mystic frequencies uploaded into my organic antenna when I was on acid one time.

>>49654588
Checked and nice observation-pilled. I'll be supporting the same local shop that my brother and I have been going to for the last few years.

>>49655158
BASED
A
S
E
D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju7GSz_pav8

>>49655059
this nutty fucking bastard, seeing his transformation was surreal

>>49655158

>>49654360
Yils are for the consumption of raw meat. I plan to act accordingly

>>49655059
i have no idea who this is but the enemy of my enemy is my fren

FUCK radiofag
HODGETWINS 4 LIFE

>>49655320
>>49655219
>>49655197
>>49655141
>>49655135
YGMI

>>49655334
Eat well then.

dark wagmi cometh

>>49654860
No.

>>49655362
Yes.

Is Keith still here?

What’s the long term effect of Internet like way down the road?

>>49655505
The long term effect is already here on the normie internet- panopticon.

>>49655505
Ability to recognise certain (((trends))) they don't want you to know about.

>>49655505
we create more radiofags

>>49655505
The commodification of attention has led the mass production of personality.
>>49655555
L O L
O L
L

>>49655555
WASTED DIGITS

>>49655505
Autism and schizophrenia. Only applies to classic Internet that I assume most of us grew up with not that fucked up social media shit the zoomers are rotting their brains with. I'm talking AOL chat rooms, runescape, Newgrounds and early 4chan.

What do you call this chart?

>>49655634
Bear trap

>>49655634
The Steady Lad formation

>>49655655
The all time chart seems to show the crash has only just begun though

at least 100 other stocks did what GME did today on a day that the broader markets were in the red. What is happening is definitely systemic.

>>49655634
"my stepdad just pushed me down the stairs ouch ooooff"

I've been spreading the good word about GME on the other threads because I know nobody will actually buy based on my one random comment but they might remember it later after MOASS and rope themselves knowing they heard about it but did nothing with it

>>49655655

Fresh shares for you baggies. Courtesy of Citadel Securities™.

>>49655741
Tyfys

>>49655741
741 check, and i respect your based holy mission inshallah

>>49655741
Can you imagine the feeling of dread and regret. Oh God, I cannot wait to hear their necks snap.

>>49655741
I've been doing this aswell and posting it in pol for shits and giggles

>>49655741
>741
Checked. No doubt there will be at least one person who will have the opportunity to buy the day before MOASS but will willingly pass on it. I can't imagine that will sit very well with them.

>>49655741
thats why I dont mind FUD, shit-talking and trolling that finds its way here. I want every single one of them to remember what they typed, remember what they got wrong. Even if they try to ignore it, it will forever be in the back of their mind gnawing away.

>>49655741

>>49655679
This shitcoin IA going below $10k and no one can convince me otherwise.

>>49655829
Kek, is that one kike still making GME fud threads on pol? He was calling it a kike scam, ironically.

>>49655741
Checked.

>>49655829
Tyfys

>>49655741
Breddy based buddy

>>49655741
>like Bitcoin but 1000 times
Out of all the missed opportunities in my life so help me I WILL NOT MISS THIS ONE

>>49655847
I look at it as every second counts. There will be a last moment before any event starts to happen. Someone who acts within that time frame will be vindicated regardless of when in that range they acted. It's unhealthy to envy someone who times it close. They got lucky but they still had to make the decision to act at all.

>>49655902
I can’t wait to buy cheapies after MOASS. Especially Monero cheapies (glowies BTFO)

>>49655603
Autism isn't real and schizophrenia is caused by the accumulation of adrenochrome within individuals who produce larger amounts of adrenaline and can be mitigated with proper diet and exercise.

>>49656012
I'm at the point where I'm happy with my stack so I just dump dry powder any time it goes under 90.

>>49654170
Giving you a (You) so that you know that you are appreciated.

Cringemines are extra full of cringe tonight. What's being slid?

>>49656048
That's one reason I hope it happens soon. We'll get to double dip by buying the bottom of blue chip crypto and stocks.

>>49656084
Healthy attitude.

>>49655902
No idea I don't go on pol much anymore

>>49656121
Daveed (((Lauer))) is Mossad.

>>49656074
Autism is real. It’s caused by faulty synapse pruning. People on the autism spectrum have more synapses than neurotypical people because the autistic brain doesn’t prune extra synapses. This is why (especially autists without a co-morbid intellectual or genetic disability like Down syndrome or other chromosomal defects) tend to come off as super mature children but childish adults.

>>49656148
Can’t wait to live off the interest/divvies. Only will have to withdraw 2-3% a year and reinvest the rest.

>>49656192
>(((faulty)))

> tfw I don't want to go to sleep because that means waking up to go to work in the heat tomorrow

>>49656074
You should stick to fudding brokers and leave neurology to others Boyardee.

>>49656224
I mean it’s either faulty or neurotypical brains pruning extra synapses during brain development is faulty.
You tell me kek. I’m just relaying what the research into autism shows

>>49656238
Same here fren it's supposed to be 101 tomorrow thank god its only supposed to be 50% humidity today was 80%

>>49656272
You should try reading a book and being funnier.

Is Marge starting to call?

>>49656238
>>49656301

I have to work with railcars tomorrow as much as I try to fuck with the schedule to get a day off from the sun. Even at 3 AM its muggy as all fuck here. Missing winter already.

>>49656192
For me? As many synapses as possible please.

>>49656222
based and checked

>>49656324
>(Bloomberg) -- The smart money dumped stocks at the fastest pace on record as a vicious selloff sent the S&P 500 into a bear market.
>Hedge funds tracked by Goldman Sachs Group Inc. offloaded US equities for a seventh straight day Monday, with the dollar amount of selling over the last two sessions exploding to levels not seen since the firm’s prime broker began tracking the data in April 2008.
>The exodus came as the equity rout worsened amid concerns that the Federal Reserve will need to hasten its inflation-fighting campaign at the risk of causing an economic recession. As stocks careened and Treasury yields spiked, the fast money rushed to double down on bearish wagers.
>In the note published Tuesday, Goldman said short sales at its hedge-fund clients climbed “aggressively,” with broad-based investing strategies -- or macro products -- like exchange-traded funds dominating the flows.
>“They’re saying the market’s going down further,” Benjamin Dunn, president of Alpha Theory Advisors, said by phone. “Sentiment is just pretty much in the toilet.”
>The equity selloff picked up pace after Friday’s hotter-than-expected reading in consumer prices dashed any hopes that inflation has peaked. With the Fed scheduled to announce its monetary policy decision Wednesday, traders have amped up wagers on a 75 basis-point rate hike.
>Alongside the 2022 carnage, hedge funds have slashed their equity exposure. A gauge of their risk appetite that takes into account both bullish and bearish bets -- known as gross leverage -- sat near five-year lows, Goldman data show.
>At Monday’s close, the S&P 500 tumbled more than 20% from its January peak, entering a bear market for a second time in as many years. The benchmark index slipped 0.3% as of 11:20 a.m. in New York."

>>49656279
Considering autists are here and normies are about to be mugged...
I don't think having extra synapses is faulty.

>>49656324
this seems voluntary

>>49656335
>I have to work with railcars tomorrow
you GET to PLAY with railcars tomorrow

>>49656335
>Even at 3 AM its muggy as all fuck here.
It will get poopy in your pants tomorrow.

more up tomorrow. we have pump.

>>49656369
i am gonna wagmi you so hard

>>49656392
I wake up at 3 AM. Please God let this be the day I shit myself.

>>49656435
>I wake up at 3 AM
get fucked cagie

>>49656335
I'm inspecting sewer lines the smell is so much fucking worse in the summer. That being said I still prefer it to winter I just cant hand anything below 60 degrees since I got hypothermia 3 years ago

>>49656435

>>49656301
Yeah, gotta think positive. Somehow... We'll make it through the day. We always have up to now.

>>49656404
>one gorillian
>not six gorillian
nice low price anchoring fud

>>49656525
What about ∞ gorillian?

>>49656279
I know you guys hate the D word but there is, in fact, a... spectrum... of human experience. Shit's not "faulty", it's just different. Our society is bad at supporting and enabling the self-actualization of individuals who deviate too far from an ideal that I'll refrain from describing since it would trigger a substantial portion of anons, but suffice it to say that autism's hyperfocus and inability to suffer empty/toxic social connections has meant a great deal to any number of humanity's intellectual pursuits.

The alternative is declaring that autism makes one other than human, which you probably don't want to do because it'd prove the furries right.

>>49656513
Yeah ive been getting off 2-3 hours early on this job and still getting paid for it. Thays the only way I make it through that and the OT and per diem

>>49656555
In case there was any confusion, the D word is diversity.

>>49656525
I should fucking kill my self

>>49656555
checked! this thread is blessed with such wonderful beings i am truly lucky

>>49656555
Checked
For the record in the archives, I do believe in neurodiversity… neurotypicals would still be in caves throwing rocks at each other if it wasn’t for the autists.

>>49656628
They would have died, not stagnated.

>>49656628
>>49656643
You do realize that it doesn't take an aberration of nature to innovate, yes? Or is your definition of autistic wide enough to include anyone with above a room-temperature IQ?

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1536906993025200131
200 bps? Did anyone see that picture form earlier that said his dad had ties at goldman? there was more interesting info to go along with this which appears to be correct

>>49656682
With the way normies are so conformist and unable to think for themselves, I'm starting to think it does.

>>49656749
Yeah average people are no longer human but machine and machines are now spirits.

kek baggies

Kek baggies

>>49656733
>Supreme Court either kills Roe v. Wade or renders additional restraints to the right to carry firearms unconstitutional (New York State Rifle and Pistol v. Bruen) tomorrow
>increase of 200 bepis points tomorrow
Ebin

>>49656682
>He hasn’t read ‘Zero to One’ by Peter Thiel
NGMI

Sell GME
Buy BTC
Make money
Simple AF

kek baggies

>>49656845
Yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI.

>>49656796
>>49656837
kek kekkies

>>49653140
I bought 100 AMC@$45 for a laugh, and *POOF*.
I bought 100BBBY@13.5 and another 100@7.95. I don't expect too much.

GME is the fucking shit. 200DRS'd and a bunch more in a retirement account I can't touch because I can't afford the taxes to move them to Compushare.

Fuckin feeding my kids macaroni and cheese until this thing pops.

geg kabbies

kek baggies

>>49656682
Neurodiversity doesn't necessarily apply strictly to the sliding scale of autismo. Other non-typical neurotypes just aren't so maligned. Think people with unusual amounts of willpower or empathy.

>>49656888
>he is buying a coin with a chart that looks like pic rel
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA CRYPTO BAGGIES ARE NGMI

kek baggies

>>49656943
geg

>>49656976
Yeah, BTC will recover, GME will go back to $40

>>49657022
>be me
>geg

>49657063

>>49656937
bet youre laughing now.
Everyone laugh at the amc genius. How does adams bag feel?

>>49657063

>>49657063
>he doesn’t know
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

>>49657130
(The mean for BTC at the end of this bear cycle is somewhere between 10-15k)

WAGMI frens

>>49657084
>>49657120
>>49657130
Shut up baggies

>>49657209
بيجون شيطان طائر بني

>>49655679
>>49655679
It's going to fractal. Bitcoin always does.

>>49655741
BASED

>>49657321
until it doesn't

>>49657321
That actually seems like a good prediction I’m gonna save that pic. Thanks anon.

>>49657321
I do think it will crash down to 10k sooner than your chart shows though.

Borrowchads, what's the current cost to short?

>>49657386
>>49657415
Maybe... Hopefully. I need that slurp.

>>49657453
29.7%

So with all the media saying there's an upcoming squeeze, we're guaranteed to go to 200-250 and then dump again right? and the media will claim the squeeze is squizzled again

I'm selling at 200 and will buy back in sub 100

I can't even imagine owning bitcoin right now, what do you think is going through their mind?

>>49657670
>450k in crypto to 45k

Well I did my good deed for the day, got a redditor to think twice about doing a restoration on a rifle from 1815. I think I would have become the aneurysm meme incarnate if I saw that.

>>49656733
foudn it!
>>>/pol/382376419

>>49657867
That faggot never did provide proof other than "trust me bro"

Are we crashing with the greater markets to say 40$ and under before the ripass to moass ? I want my final last hail Mary slurp that's the signal right ? That it's actually undeniably habbening right ?
I have 5K set aside for such a slurp or will GME remain crabbing at 120ish while everything drills ?

Gohan Blanco is real, thus cementing that this is in fact the meme timeline. There is now no doubt in my mind that GME is the correct play. WAGMI

>>49657867
>>49657881
>they don't know
>what they know they don't understand

Tomorrow, June 15th, 2022. will be the day Funkos are proven real.

>>49657881
The Golden Sachs "I talk like I am from Biz" guy was saying 125 yesterday.

>>49657881
he was right
https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1536906993025200131

>>49657867
wen does the info come out?

>>49657960
I would really really really rather have Magical Anime Girls though.

>>49658009
No fucking way…
I was predicting a 75 point hike with 100 point being the apocalyptic option.
200 points?!?! Shits about to hit the fan if that happens

>>49657926
I mean I want him to be right, and I'd honestly be surprised if we didn't see a fuckhuge hike tomorrow given everything going on and the immense political pressure the FED is under, but I don't make a habbit of trusting random bros on /pol/...
>>49658009
...and FXhedge isn't much better

Flagbros, what flag is in the background of pic related?

I think the AI wants to tell us something.

>>49658061
>he's not a chaos magician

>>49658020
Tomorrow

>>49658068
>7
idk but that's obviously jpow

Where is my damn split

>>49658092
know what, fuck you, I'm manifesting 300 poing hike

>>49658068
It looks somewhat similar to the kazakhstan flag however it doesn’t have the red on it

>>49657643
Their ceiling is just over 150, liquidations start happening with any significant time spent over that. This isn't November, the point of no return has changed.
>>49658020
1430 EST IIRC

>>49658135
The red could represent Russia or China? (Both border kazakhstan).
If you are into conspiracy stuff, there’s been theories about kazakhstan for years.

Although now I also see Mongolia being closer perhaps?

>>49658068
>>49658135
Giant Romanian waifus for everyone

How do I get it out of him anons?

>>49658034
>living in clown world
>not expecting funkos
Sometimes I wonder if you're really gonna make it...

>>49658135
Almost all pictures with DALL-E have graphical disturbances. I'd say Kazakhstan is a perfect fit? All of the results looks clearly boomer Caucasians...

Hmm...

>>49658129
Everything makes more sense when you realize the people in charge are intentionally crashing this system into the ground. This is the transition for the new world order, I don't particularly like it, but I'm going to get rich off it. We all deserve this money.

>>49658206
One can fully expect and prepare oneslef for sentient funko pops but still prefer magical anime waifus.

>>49658198
is the stock manipulated

Kek Crytpo baggies. 19k before market open.

>>49658277
Look into the occultic architecture in Kazakhstan… the pyramid and sun tower as well as the pentagram and areas in the centre of said pentagram named “Adam” and “lucifer” on Google maps

MSM have been promising us s squeeze all week. Where the hell is it?

>>49655162
how do I read the stars anon?

how do I interpret their significance as our ancestors did?

>>49658424
Research Vedic astrology.
/x/ will point you in the right direction if you ask them.

>>49658424
you need to know what they mean

>>49658198
wen moon

Say you'll go
to Nirvana
Will you leave
Samsara?
In the words
of Dhammapada:
Who will lead?
Who will follow?
Our love will sail
in this ark
The world could end
outside our window
Let's find forever
And write our name in fire on each other's heart

Remember anons:
The daylight comes to the kingdom, but the kingdom is full of ignorant men. May you understand the clock will never rewind. Hate no more.

bros... is 12 shares enough to wagmi, give it to me straight.

>>49658529
120 Billion dollars and that's low balling it

>>49658390
>>49658486
>Unknown

>>49658135
Their flag is literally a masonic symbol. Sun with 33 rays, Eagle's wings cradling the sun (ISIS).

>>49657670
.45ACP

>>49658529
Considering we’ve seen orders between 500k-4mil AH (I don’t believe they are just “glitches”. I believe that’s the actual price hedgies are trading GME shares for between each other) I’m sure YAGMI

>>49658471
Point me in the right direction. I believe in the power of the stars

>>49658463
>vedic
why does it have to be Indian? can’t I just into something ancient european or something? Even the Bible speaks of wise men reading the stars on numerous occasions
>/x/
can they formulate coherent thoughts? Last time I was over there was like 10 years ago and I don’t remember that being the case

I think I may be able to profit from this anons. I just need to learn

>>49658600
Checked and yep.
Also this:
>>49658402
Kazakhstan is a Sp00ky place.

>>49658328
That isn't even a schizo take, I agree 100% that that's what is happening

>>49658612
KEK

>>49658625
Vedic astrology originates with the ancient Indo-aryan peoples. It was passed on orally for millennia. Western astrology is fake & gay. Vedic astrology was used in Babylon.

>>49658600
That looks similar to the tsarist russian symbol, a-anon…

>>49658328
Yeah I reckon it’s the transition for the Great Reset. Klaus is just being based and allowing us autists and schizos the opportunity to not have to sit in the pod and eat the bugs with the normies.

>>49658719
Gee, I wonder what happened to Babylon..

>>49658809
Jews

>>49658569
>>49658623
ty for helping a high bro out frens (You)agmi

>>49658826
Nigger the Jews WERE/ARE Babylon you dumbfuck. Have you ever read Daniel?

>>49658612
I was thinking a 38 special.

>>49658850
Fren, no one reads the bible. Let along look up what passages actually meant. Christogena.org.

>>49658950
I messed that one up.
christogenea.org.

>>49658902
>>49658902
>>49658902
Threaded, frens!

check out the 680 calls. 31k open interest and 1350 volume. things are going to go pop this week. yahoo was showing this earlier but now only has the volume.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gme/options?mod=mw_quote_tab

>>49658757
Pretty much all secret societies are connected in one way or the other, these babylonian sun 'worshipers' were first to form, concentrate, and export their power and they've basically never left. Secret societies will always be able to overtake an uninitiated society because without anyone overtly opposing them they meet no resistance and can eventually completely infiltrate the power structure without anyone even realizing they were there.
>>49658850
1776 is the 'birthdate' of the illuminati for a reason, it was done to coincide with the declaration of independence. So yeah we're explicitly the new Babylon. New world order arises from America, which was in that time always referred to as the new world versus Europe which was the old world.
I'm just going to take my gamestock gains and not give a fuck, because fuck all of these schemers trying to rule the world.

>>49659083
Want exact sugar on that Biscuit?

DC was original Rome Maryland. Why Rome? Because it is a city of 7 hills. Never heard anything important about a 7 hilled city before, have we?

>>49658973
>>49658950
>Christian identity aka literally “we wuz israelites” invented by philosemites
>quotes a living Catholic archbishop
Catholicism and CI are not very compatible anon. CI is kinda cringe

>>49659146
>DC was named Rome.
I actually didn't know that, makes sense though.

>>49659146
>>49658973
>quotes living Catholic clergy
>immediately posts anti-Catholic comic
wew anon, that’s a yikes from me

>>49659152
The we wus israelites narrative was invented by hittites who usurped israel from within and rejected Christ. At the end of the day, the decision to believe or not is yours but you are factually incorrect rofl.

>>49656370
I wonder if all the hedgies think that every person who bought and held GME through all the psychological shit they do with the stock have autism. The hedgies can't wrap their heads around the prospect of over 150K people who were stubborn as fuck and didn't sell a single fucking share for 1.5 years and counting. We all buy the dip, we never sell at the tops, we even know the tops look very predictable now and could sell but we still don't fucking sell. We all could of probably multiplied our shares by now at this point but we are so stubborn that it pains the hedgies more that we hold and that's even greater enjoyment for autismos. We know any sell pressure is applied to stock when we sell so we make sure we don't to fuck with Aladdin, the AI that's been in use for over a decade by BlackRock and friends.