/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49645711
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (Last ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
Tuesday RRP: 2,223.857B (ATH), 97P = 22.926B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49645711
7/11 check
>>49645722
7/22 check

The front of this catalog is Weapons Grade Crypto Baggie copium

They aren't even going to live long enough to see MOASS.

Hepcats your gonna Fucking sell this Fucking stock whether you like it or not!

Cyberhorsey here, ask me anything

>>49645711
>>49645722
>Digits x2

Nice x2.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49645764
They may rope before tomorrow.

Fucking degenerates left and right
can't tell if the shit flung around is because of niggas being salty to have bought the top or missing the early pump

I WANT WAMI NOW

>>49645711
Bakie check!

>>49645731
>>49645863
WAGMI, frens!

I'm going to WAGMI, you guys can come with I guess.

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

C'mon gamestore

>>49645917
You're just mad that you're a worthless crypto baggie in the middle of liquidation and everything we have been saying over the last year is slowly coming to fruition.

It's ok though. Your parents will put your deadname on your headstone next month.

Cohen, we've done everything you've asked. Press the fucking button

Jeez crypto is gonna dump after every market close until moass huh? I guess crypto is the buffer that allowed them to buy some time since the algo starting going fractal. I wonder what price will it all be over for them. Maybe 15k?

Reminder that:

Baggies post for free
No split
No dividend
No marketplace
No announcements
Only nft store when nft prices are down 99%
Kek baggies

>>49645971
Fattys been blocking up the door, this is why we’ve taken so fucking long.

Take the globohomo pill chan bros. Its not too late to leave the dark side
Life is good, smile!

kek baggies

>>49645842
Ok boomer

Did we finally break away from SPY?

>guys at investment forum calling GME holders delusional
>infinity pool DD gets made fun of
>post getting removed or dumped into humour subforum

It's almost as if these cunts want to stay poor

>>49646056
Don't jinx it, we are decoooopling

>>49646021
>Only nft store when nft prices are down 99%
Also gamers absolutely HATE nfts.

GME looks like it's about done for now!

kek crypto baggies.

19k by 9pm tonight

checkem

>>49646056
Never, WE ARE THE SPY.

This is the closest we've ever been.

>49646021
Did they vote against having a split?

>>49646091
>investment forum
You mean like /biz/? Yeah, no one wants anyone to make it here.

>>49646124
Holy shit, it's still going down

>>49646124
19k will cascade into 15k which will likely cascade into 12k.

>>49645979
>redditors MK Ultraing their moms into buying fucking gamestop stock
imagine

>>49646129
I WISH TO BE CLOSER!

>>49646156
There’s only so many emergency green candles they can pump into this thing. When those run out is when the real fun begins

>>49646135
No its the same logical fallacy they try with moass.
>thing hasn't happened yet thus it will never happen

Still Holding.

>>49646231
Still Holding!

>>49646140
not biz, some other dumb site

https://www.asiamarkets.com/analyst-says-buy-gme-and-amc-before-evergrande-crash/

this article still holding up? Evergrande seems to be priced in if anything

Kek.

Gosh darn it i want kenneth griffin to suffer.

>>49646045
Smiling isn’t part of the globohomo agenda bucko

I WANT TO WAMI RIGHT NOW CHOEN

BRK/A did that weird thing again and it’s up 3% in AH

I need to huff some grade A copium i think i won't last any more '2 more week cycles' halp me plis

what a cuck lmao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY AKMLGSDIJGHDSUOGHNSADDFJDSHNDF

somebody go out to a gamestop and tell us if you were delighted or not, your answer will be directly responsible for either me selling or holding

There is a 7 planet alignment the night of NSCC's CNS T+2 and T+3
The next time this event occurs is 2040

>meme magick never lies

>>49646415
Jesus christ, take a walk outside. You need some sunlight in your life

>>49646296
holy shit stop using robinhood

>>49646393
2 weeks, 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks forever
a woman man will be never

>>49646391
Very strange. One of the last times that happened was back in February. I wonder what it means.

>>49646414
What is gamestop?

>>49646443
You know you can watch their charts without even having an account, right?

>>49646445
Now make a haiku with the 2 weeks theme

>>49646415
MOTHERFUCKERRRRR, PLUTO CAME BY IN FEBRUARY AND NOTHING HAPPENED

FUCK ASTROLOGY HOES

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>49646458
A dying retail company memed because some dude wearing a cat made 8 figures after people followed his hint and pumped the stock

>>49646414
I'm not buying funko pops.

>>49646443
Have one lawsuit share otherwise I just like their charts fren.

Hi all. I have some exciting information to share, doing so on 4chan to remain anonymous. Expect a filing this week about a new 5% GameStop owner: ROARING KITTY, LLC.

Game on anon.

>>49646505
I THOUGHT DFV WAS A CAT. NOW HES QUIET LIKE A MOUSE

>>49645842
Nah, I think I'll hold. You shortselling cats seem to be doing enough selling for the both of us.

>>49646505
Never heard of it how does it relate to my favorite stock in the world (gme).

>>49646535
True if big

>>49646535
fuck off glowie
DFV sold his stack

>>49646439
7 pbtid in a thread that hasn't even been up for 30 minutes and ur telling me I need to go outside?

>>49646414
I went and I hated it you should sell

>49646578
Source?

>>49646535
meh

>>49646414
I havent been to a gamestop in probably 3 years and when I went they didnt even have what I wanted. Dont even know anyone who regularly shops there

tomorrow?

>>49646393
We have
>the entire economy crashing, which is very good for GME
>Bitcoin crashing, (kek crypto baggies btw) is also very good for GME
>the marketplace launching within the next 6 weeks
>followed by the stock split dividend
If you've been paying attention you'd know just how many happenings we've just went through. June and July are going to be very interesting months, you are literally in the process of watching the entire market crash, I don't see how they can continue the charades all into the next year. Just enjoy the show.

HOW DO YOU LET OFF STEAM WITHOUT VIOLENCE OR MASTURBATING?

TOO MUCH ANGER WITHIN ME, I JUST WANNA SCREAM AND LET LOOSE IN SOME EMPTY FIELD. WHY ARE WE STILL NOT PAID MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRS

FUCK YOU CITADEL, I DONT WISH YOU WELL. FUCK YOU KENNY, GO DROWN IN HENNY. FUCK YOU STEVE, YOU ARE MY PET PEEVE. FUCK YOU CRAMER, FATFUCK ENERGY DRAINER

RC is literally tweeting Kendrick Lamar songs

>>49646495
desu idk anything about astrology
But I'm pretty sure pluto passing is supposed to be a bad thing (2008 crash, 2020 pandemic)
don't know what the planets mean either but I do know it would be cool to moon on a day where the planets aligned
was hoping someone with more knowledge would comment on it

>49646599
radio silence since last rally
can't blame the guy for getting sanctified by the superretards and the cringe shit they pulled during that shareholder meeting

If the DFV never sold narrative keeps getting used people will exploit it to spread FUD

>>49646692
I MISS BABY KEEM ANON

>>49646167
correct, amigo

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49646393
If only you knew how good things really are.

>>49646714
Passing what? Pluto only completes an orbit every 248 odd years. You may be thinking of Pluto transitioning into a new sign, which happens every 20-21 years.

I an not fatigued. I JUST WAANT TO WAMI AFTER HOLDING SO LONG BASTERD BITCH

>49646744
So no source? Just speculation? Yeah no I don't think dfv sold he would know better than anyone that moass was still on the table even after the sneeze. That's only given more validity by him doubling and then tripling down. Now please kys faggot.

>>49646786
thanks John. I'll place a couple 5100s in a safe deposit box for you

>49646866
You seem upset. Are you going to be ok?

WHERE IS MY SQUEEZE CHOBANI I WANT THE SQUEEZE MLEMLEM BABY WANNA SQUEEEEZEEEEEEE

HEDGIE POOPY HEDGIE POOPY MEE SQUEEZY

>>49646786
>pasta’s been updated
Bless you

>>49646866
nice dubs
of course it's pure speculation, but you can't rely on one guy propping the whole narrative up
it's gay month now which makes you the fag

WHERE IS MY BITCH, CHOEN

>>49646801
NO THE ORBIT JUST HAPPENED THIS YEAR IN FEBRUARY. SAME POSITION IT WAS IN DURING JULY 4 1776 (INDEPENDENCE DAY)

I DON'T SEE ANY FREEDOM YET. TODAY IS FLAG DAY THO, IN THE MONTH OF FAGS

>>49646914
Calling myself gay, amazing ;__;

>49646744
>radio silence since last rally
He was literally sued for promoting gamestops stock you disingenuous fucktard. Of course he'd go radio silent after (((they))) threatened him with the (((market manipulation))) route.

>>49646555
Witnessed dunking

has it been 10 days since o'leary's thing yet? What's the next date? any clarity on when it's in the best interest of the holders for the split to happen ? Have been focusing on work recently so not really paying attention to the latest hype

>>49646912
I HAVE WAITED OH HOW HAVE WAITED BITCH

Speaking of Roaring Kitty, has RKKG been around?

>>49646681
Thank u man i needed to hear that. The thing is that it doesn't feel real. I was watching them flip out today on pol about the market crash, i am paying attention, but it kinda has a delay until it gets to the masses. And we're only witnessing the start of it. They only care if their life is affected directly. I cannot talk to others about that shit somehow & all my friends/family don't care bout the market or are NPCesque. I just need that shit to happen soon. I just want to piss off somewhere, get my life together with the money, help the people around me and prepare for the biblical apocalypse.
>>49646793
Thank u fren. I just cannot wait any longer. This doesn't feel real but it may be.. sry for blogposting. Yours truly, artfag

fucking ryan cohen abandoned us

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49646962
IT'S ALREADY BEEN OVER 10 DAYS. KEVIN O'LIAR BRO, JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO SHARK TANK

>>49646962
Every day is a hype date as it seems the market is quite literally teetering on the edge of a cunt hair. Everyone being distracted by the litany of catalyst seems to always forget that a natural market crash is just as likely to set off moass than any of those other catalysts. I'm not kidding when I say moass could happen at any point between now and 2 weeks. History doesn't repeat itself but it does rhyme.

>>49647000
>I was watching them flip out today on pol about the market crash
Holy shit, link to thread?
Checked btw

>>49646690
Videogames. Duh.

>>49646488
waiting together
please benchod you must redeem
two weeks forever

O'LERY CHOWEN AND BAUER ABANDON US

>>49646270
Hory sieht bwos

>>49647081
I ALREADY BROKE ALL MY CONTROLLERS FROM RAGING. THEY NEED TO MAKE THAT SHIT RAGE-PROOF

TAKE NOTES GAMESTOP

BBBY looks like it just had lowest point to the year

>>49646681
stock split dividend confirmed?
Does that need to be voted on?
>>49646953
Cool off noid, the entire point was that spreading unconfirmed bullshit is only hurting bagholder image

Rely on facts, even if DFV sold the number of DRS'd shares is still going up which would help to push a squeeze

>>49647075
>>>/pol/382304367
Already archived. Also check your ID lmao

netflix is casting for Squid Game reality series with $4.5 million prize

BTC just turned red on the day lmao

>>49647204

which exchange

Splivvy in 9 minutes.

>49647150
The share increase was what needed to be voted on. They can approve a split at any point now after providing the sec with their plan to 10 days prior. Also you confound me.

>>49647196
Mr griffin should take his chance, he might need the money soon

Holy shit. Kek crypto baggies.

>>49647196
NIGGA THIS IS THE REAL SQUID GAME. FUCKING NORMIES WATCHING IT ON NETFLIX AND DON'T EVEN REALIZE SOME OF US LIVE THIS ON THE DAILY

EVERYDAY IS A GAME, WHEN DOES IT STOP

NYAGGGAHHUHAFKJAFAKNFAKM, OI AMA CLOWN IN THIS CLOWN WORLD

BTC sub 20k I am speaking it into existence.

>>49647062
Holy shit get a new fucking picture. This isn't 08 you fucking donkey. Jesus christ. How badly do you want to suck Michael burrys cock?

>49647417
2spoopy4u?

>>49647000
>I just cannot wait any longer. This doesn't feel real but it may be..
When the economy collapses (AKA very soon) is when MOASS happens.

The hedgies are running out of money, and will completely run out of money once the machine that is the system collapses. Once it happens, all of the hedgies' other income streams will collapse, making short selling impossible.

It may feel unreal, but it makes perfect sense.
See pic related, yes? That's robinhood (aka Citadel's bitch) admitting that the short interest on january 15th for GME was 227% (and that's only what they admitted).
The SEC report says that the january "short squeeze" was only a "buying frenzy", not a short squeeze. This means that the SEC itself agrees that shorts did not cover.

Imagine, after all of those short attacks and short ladders, what the GME short interest is now? The price of GME is only decreasing because they always have to double down on shorting every once in a while as the liquidation price keeps decreasing as their debt increases. It is now very likely that the liquidation price is a little over 200$ (if not less than that).


What we do know is that it is certainly under 300$, because they had gotten margin called that day but the DTCC made an exception.
>inb4 why won't the DTCC always make an exception?
Because there are brokers and massive institutions benefitting from MOASS now, unlike back then. Also because if the DTCC keeps making exceptions it will eventually destroy its credibility. Margin calls for megacorporations have happened before, it's very rare that the DTCC gives an exception.

>49647417
you're right, this is going to be much much worse and you'll lose everything, shill

>49647417

>>49647314
Looking at the current order book, it doesn't look like 20K resistance will break unless an institution dumps or a cascading liquidation occurs.

>>49647567
It doesn't matter what cho lil book looks like nigga, he said he's willing it into existence.

I will buy all of bitcoin for 1 gme share.

>>49647463
Thank you brother

>>49647463
dude that was just a packet drop stop organized smear campaigns against me
EDIT: thank you apes for the positivity I feel so much better

fags?!
Anything on fidelity split calendar, down for me?

>>49647681
We luv u big dick anon! I've dmd you all my personal info and current financial holding details!

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger! *Hugs*

>>49647150
They don't need to vote for the split, they can release it whenever they want, what the fuck do you think the 300 million to 1 billion share increase was for??
>inb4 when and if
You're actually retarded if you say this
>spreading unconfirmed bullshit
The burden of proof is on (you). You made the claim that he sold, show the evidence.

>>49647713
Got a source?

>>49647747

U THINK I CAN HOLD I CAN BUT NOT LONGER CHOVEN

If I shit my pants do you think it'll help start MOASS? It might be worth a shot.

>>49647802
Faggot

reloaded page, gone
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/calendar/splits?from=2022-06-26&to=2022-07-02&day=2022-06-30
the fuck this mean

>>49647946
>>49647802
I'm sure it's nothing.

>>49647946
>https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/calendar/splits?from=2022-06-26&to=2022-07-02&day=2022-06-30

>>49647911
I already tried anon… I thought for sure it would bump the price at least a few dollars but alas, nothing.
I tried shidding and pissing and even cumming. I tried shorts, capris, bell bottoms, overalls, hell even a thong but no…
This stock is stronger than I suspected. We need at least a dozen retards and maybe 4-5 downies simultaneously shidding and pissing to get this thing to break upwards resistance, but then what? A man only has so much shit and cum in his bum…

>>49647613
That doesn't always work. Now that I've informed him of this fact, his objective reality is at odds with his ideal reality, significantly decreasing the probability his ideal reality will manifest through him willing it in to existance. If you are not aware of something, does it exist?

>>49648051
Doesn't show, why did the ratio change?

>>49648051
Oh thank god

>>49648051
Ooooooooooooooooh!

>>49648051
Holy shit WAGMI!!!

>>49648076
If we get together and cum and piss in each other's bums we can rehypothecate our cummies into shid and shit and bum piss our pants a lot of times together

>>49648051
IS THIS UNIRONICALLY IT????

>49648051
>Gamestop
>Not GameStop Corp.
Nice try

>>49648103
Listen ram Dass, he said: he's willing it into existence. Simple as, no amount of mk-ultra gobbity gook can change that.

>>49648051
fake and gay, it doesn't show up on the website.

>>49648171
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>49648171
CAM ON GameStop Corp., an american video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer, headquartered in Grapevine, Texas!!!

>>49648051
Its not even on there faggot

>>49648171

>>49648107
>>49648113
>>49648121
>>49648129
>>49648170

>>49648051
>>49647713

Fake and gay, ratios changed between screenshots.

>>49648279
RAT BASTERD BITCH I TRUSTED YOU SER

Bros I had a very vivid dream about moass and the price shot to 160k and then plummeted back down. This is my second sqouzle dream the last one happened before we ran up to 300 but it wasnt nearly as vivid. Prepare to shit your pants.

>>49648353
already one step ahead of you, brb changing diaper

>he didn't sell yet
uh

>>49648471
>>49648353
>>49648131
>>49648076
>>49647911
Let the shiddening commence!
We shid n piss n cum at market open tomorrow.
Should cause a gamma shid squeeze of other anons that will shit themselves when they see the price tomorrow, at market open
Max pain is 140 dirty diapers

>>49648199
Doubles won't convince me, trips at least or 741.

>>49646414
Kek who tf shops at gamestop lmao

>>49648353
That’s funny a few days ago I dreamt we shot to 50k but it was after hours

>>49647463
That’s a very selective reading of the SEC report that basically took no hard stances. You can always tell when people haven’t read it or have no reading comprehension since they only remember the good quotes

Look at all the desperate baggies so absolutely fucking baited by the fake split announcement. Hahahahahahaha

Holy shit look at all the replies. Looooooooooooooool

Reminder they have until July 30 fucking 1st for their marketplace. Kek baggies
6 more weeks

>>49649012
Post proof how much you're paid to be here.

>>49649010
I read it and can't remember any bad ones. The day it came out I doubled down.

>>49649108
Post proof you're paid to be here. For the love of God tell me you don't do this free. Your portfolio has lost half its value in a year. Not only are you here for free, you're here losing money. Hahahahahahah

>>49649162
Why are you here?

>>49649162
These baggies just keep getting DUNKED ON HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

I need for the world economy to really take a crap while we WAGMI MOASS, planning to load up on lusty virgins and need to get in cheapies.

>>49649162
The funniest thing is, GME baggies are either green, or down less than most people in the market. And definitely down a lot less than cryptards.

You need to update the script to account for the total collapse of the global economy which is currently unfolding.

>>49649162
You're reaching pretty hard presuming our portfolios started in the last year. C'mon show us your little shill farm ID or something. Give us a tour of the office in whatever desolate part of the world you fud posters are from. I bet they even give you uniforms or something. Show us and I'll show you my tits.

>>49646398
DCA into SPY jabronis gonna get FUKT.
I mean, worse than they already have.
I stopped contributing to my 401K, what's the point? Fuck this scam 'infinite liquidity' stock market.

>>49649191
It's hilarious reading the financial tin foil schizo copium for why your stock is down.

It definitely isn't because normal people don't shop at gamestop and is solely propped up by bagholders. Couldn't possibly be your only announcement is a marketplace for jpgs nobody interested in. Most definitely not because of compete lack of information or transparency on the future of the company and regular investors don't want to gamble money on no information.

Kek baggies

>>49649162
>Everyone bought the top
>No one averaged down
If biz wasn’t full of retards I’d call you a faggot

>>49648353
>>49648770
That’s really interesting cause I had a dream a few nights ago that we were up 400% when market opened. Schizo dreams interconnecting

>>49649285
>>49649262
>>49649261

Screenshot your averages then larping faggots. Its $160+ or you have less than 100 shares.

>>49649262
>post yfw shills are paid in LUNA pegged to 2021 prices and that’s why they’re so unhinged lately

>49649280
The whole market is down you faggot. Yet somehow gamestop is down less than the rest.

>>49649320
Was cost basis not in your script today? Nobody says averages anymore.

>>49649280
what are you invested in, enlightened one?

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone

>>49649320
Phoneposting but as of close I’m 15% down, you do the maths.
>inb4 kek baggie
I’ve actually made money because the USD:Sterling exchange rate is fucked.

>>49645711
>>49645722
sequential check
Trust me bro on plebbit says BoA needs an f in chat.

>>49649403
>>49649403


Wow look at that. Zero screenshots. Must have been spot on huh xx stacklet???
Average high buddy?? Hahaha

Ryan cone tweet another cone

>>49649513
Kek cryptobaggie

>>49649320
After you post your shorts / paycheck daddio

>49649513
I wonder what the BTC/INR pair has done lately. Guessing it’s not good

>>49649512
S

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49649513
It's okay to step away from the phone they gave you to post on when you start getting upset. I know the crypto crash is making it look like you're not paid a lot right now, but if you can hold out a few more years they may go back up to a living wage.

Riddle me this? Why do they instruct you to always type "hahaha". It doesn't do a good job of masking your broken English.

>>49649648
At least actual terrorists get to blow themselves up and end the madness, fucking blows dong when you're just stuck holding a bag and need every fucking penny in it and can't even afford a fun to disconnect your medula you have so much in your brokerage accounts. Then have to turn around and deal with everyone and their mother shitting on you in the most hivemind bullshit manner possible. Beginning to think we were all duped with how much absolute nothing has happened over the past several months, fuck this shit and these threads. I should've just sold at the last cycle high and been done with it all.

Looks like they just repeated the algo again but they're running out of downwards pressure at an exponential rate.

>>49649141
Again, poor reading comprehension. It makes no firm stances. It both says the price run up was largely caused by retail and that nearly everyone closed their positions on top of that. That’s not exactly a controversial statement given the amount of people trading gme during the sneeze. If you think that’s contradictory look at the sources they used. It uses no information that isn’t immediately available (so the opinion in it isn’t worth more than average anyway), and directly uses data sources that we ignore for being basically worthless. The SEC isn’t your friend, they put out a nothing report that took the MSM articles everyone decries as it’s only sources, said nothing of value, then got way too much good will for it because people only take in what they want to hear. Even if they didn’t say the shorts closed (they did) what would that matter when they get the information from sources we’ve already rejected? Same reason them saying there is no short interest anymore doesn’t matter, because their source was a self-reported basic statistic and a few news articles.

>49649748
>1pbtid
>that one (1) thing
>I think we got conned bros, better just sell now, nothing’s going to happen
yep, that’s a sneedin’

Hepcats, you really think you stole the show today didn't you, you motherFuckers? Well let me tell you something you bridge and tunnel gonnsquad I actually enjoy getting fucked in the ass! Spread my asscheeks like Crocodile Dundee of Vegemite! you think you win motherfuckers? Mayo? Spread your sausage Mayo down my throat because here I come!

>>49648353
I haven't dreamt about MOASS but I've had multiple dreams about the things I plan to do after MOASS

>>49649913
Google Translate isn't doing you any favors.

>>49649864
I mean I didn't need the repot to confirm that it was mathematically impossible for them to close. The fact that they're still keeping up the charade of closing even though anyone with a working brain would know that they didn't was all I needed. Also if the report was nothing and you and I both know they didn't close what part of it was bad?

>>49649753
For as much as the market continues to shit itself it sure says a lot that GME is looking relatively unscathed. We really might not ever get a dip back to double digits.

>>49649929
I remember i dreamt about it and I only managed to get $5 mm out of it

>>49649943
>autism
This is who Ken is losing to.

>>49649972
As someone who bough shares at $240, really any share under 1k is still a steal. Ideally you want as many shares as you can so obviously wait for a good price but again, anything under 1k is a steal. Grab em while you can. You will never get another chance.

>>49649869
It doesn't matter, and frankly at this point I'm convinced there's a glowing green computer behind all of this anyways. Wonder how many real people I sneeded thinking they were shills, probably quite a few. Shit's getting fucking old and needs to happen or it never will, fuck me for stating the obvious I suppose.

>>49649996
Like them 9s. Almost a quad.

>This is who Ken is losing to.
You have no idea.

>>49649513
what are you invested in?

>>49650028
Fantastical way to justify your bags cultist. Hahahaha

Fractalchads, when do we get the amsissies back? Today's fud is boring.

Sweet Christ

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VMBS

>>49646692
>RC
®©

>49650049
Im sorry I just don't believe there are actual holders with your attitude knowing the opportunity that gme is about to provide you. If you're a real holder you may get rich off moass but you're ngmi ever with your attitude.

>>49650134
stormy seas for the flagship

>49650049
>oh no, the entire financial arm of everything wrong with the world is arrayed directly against us
>reeee why is it taking so long
>conveniently forgets that a market crash (which is happening right fucking now) is a potential catalyst
Anon, I don’t mind this getting stretched out more because that means more of my shares enter the long term bracket. If you weren’t an ADHD zoomer you’d know this, not to mention the absolute kvetching that me refusing to sell a dying Rick and Morty stock is producing means I won’t be selling for cheap, if at all

Give it up already kenny you cuck. Nobody is fucking selling.

>>49650116
>”Averaging down?”
>”Silly baggie, you can’t do that!”
You know you really are a faggot if you still think no one averaged down from their initial buy in after literally a year and a half.

>>49646414
went there back in feb and picked up 3 games

>>49650264
What you get fren?

>>49650134
Neat.

>>49650263

But you still haven't sent a screenshot of your average bagholder. Neither did anybody else. Because you can't average down on that wagie income. You unironically fell for the 2 more weeks larp and went all in a year ago

>>49650318
I don't think you don't understand, -10% on a mortgage security is catastrophic for the market and unbelievably bullish for us

So what the fuck are we waiting for?

>>49650387
>when and if

>>49650285
I posted it here months ago, ac odyssey, valhalla and doom eternal for free. I just started playing eternal, I don't get the hate for it. seems like a enjoyable shooter.

>>49650472
>I don't get the hate for it
(((Certain Groups))) does not want demons getting blasted to hell and back.

>>49650383
they're long GME

>>49650520
vanguard and blackrock are non-players, I'm talking about the firms exposed to their mortgage securities

>>49650520
Wouldn't this mean they want their MOASS gains soon because they're bleeding out the ass on everything else?

>>49650367
Whatever you need to tell yourself man. I got a job for the express purpose of investing. Later went to full time at a city company. No expenses other than the occasional night in with a takeaway. 15% down, my materials conditions wouldn’t change if it was 100% down. I’m actively trying to convert fiat in to anything else that will retain value, and recently GME sub $100 has given an excellent return compared to a bank account.

>>49649972
I would be okay with that. We need to crab a little longer anyway so I can DRS more.

>>49650510
makes sense actually lol

>>49650619
Something people don't understand is that blackrock and vanguard are generally neutral players (insofar as GME is concerned); the reason they show up as 10-20% owners in literally everything is that they are the street name for trillions of dollars in funds doing their own thing. I'm sure they stand to make an obscene amount of money off MOASS but ultimately it isn't their game.

>>49650690
That faggot sure seems to care about your money a whole lot. I'm using GME as a savings too, started putting money into it after paying off credit cards. Whenever I've gone read, I just dca. I am luckily green, hoping the anons here are there or will be soon.

I only have 25 shares
10 in Fidelity
10 in CS
1 in Vanguard
1 in Robinhood lol
1 in cash app
Is a 2 million after taxes for everything too much to ask for ?
Probably not selling any CS shares

>>49651117
try 25 million

>>49649804
Criminal co-conspirator bros...
Did we get too cocky?

>>49651117
$130k a share to get you to 2 milly post-taxes

If you believe in meme numbers, sure

>>49651172
oh yeah, did that dude ever dump the proof?

>>49651194
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss24a6

Tomorrow

>>49650383
Only shows up on yahoo not on any other broker. Probaly a (((glitch)))

>>49651269
I couldn't actually find anyone else with AH data. We'll see tomorrow morning one way or another

any cool GME news?

>>49651320
Doesn’t anyone with a vanguard account have access?

Is this happening by September? be honest. First answer with digits is the correct one

>>49651349
>GTN
>good to know
thanks chartanon

can you make the label say gern, for old times sake?

>>>/pol/382376419
Bros...

>>49651414
It's happening tomorrow.

>>49651424
DO IT FAGGOT

>>49651320
Had $50 chilling on RH and it let me buy one lmao

>>49651424
i dont know what any of that means but he posted a scary and menacing image therefore i am terrified
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49651414
tomorrow during pre-market

>>49651501

>>49651501

>>49651501
I'm guessing moass starts when those two lines touch. 2 more weeks.

>>49651501

>>49651424
>Posts in thread prove that the vast majority of Ron Paul doomposting comes from the same dude from (presumably as it was mentioned multiple times) China with more than 1500 threads under their belt using the same image
>They switched to a new filename after being called out
I'll take "reasons why I never save anything from 4chan to any PC I'm not about to immediately shoot and burn with thermite" for 1,000$ Alex
>Daily Double!
Based. I'll have a side of "foreign governments fund doomposting targeted at their adversaries" for another grand

>>49651501
How much time do they have left?

>>49651414
It's happening on my birthday December 16th

>>49651549
the bottom fell out of the market, it's literally a matter of hours

>>49651572
Hold on to your butt, it’s MOASS Wednesday

>>49645722
>CHHE
Checked and we're so fucking close CHHE Chads

>>49651572
Tonight is literally the movie Margin Call

>>49651575
Kek that was my first guess. The regularly scheduled bitcoin dump will begin at 10 and I will be very comfy.

>>49651501
And the dotted line is...?

>>49645731
Sneed bitch, it's literally this week

>>49651666
checked
citadel but different model

>>49651666
My guess would be mayo reserves Satan

>>49651616
Cool, I'll be sleeping extra comfy tonight knowing there are panicked suits meeting deep into the night trying to figure out how not to be completely assraped.

>>49651666
Model based on Q4 data. Apparently sometime in Q1 they got an injection of like 7B dollars and we don’t know where it came from

for old time's sake. Here's to the mentally ill.

>>49651574
Hey, that's my birthday too!

>>49651616
I have been meaning to rewatch that.

>>49651791

>>49651791
Mentally ill? I'd say "schizophrenically uncalibrated"

>>49651791
>mentally ill
got your back, bro

>>49651791
>>49651900
>mfw

>>49651900
thank you dubs friend. Hope everyone here is having fun, above all else. Give me your spiciest memes and schizophrenium while I play margin call in the background and try to cool down in this heat.

'ate SHF
'ate Ken
'ate shills
luv me 6,900 shares
luv me cute anime grills
luv me general

Simple as

>>49651791
woah we are literally at the edge
>what if its on the 17th?

Remember those $500k-$4Mlillion asking prices? Based on that, what is the probability GME goes to 10's of millions per share?

>>49651946
>the eternal goy

>>49652087
looking at the winging the fractalgo is taking when creating these lines, IM LOOKING AT SAY A 97.89% success rate on a multi-decamillionaire settlement off of each here JIEMI shayre.

>>49652006
why watch margin call when you can live margin call?

>>49647000
Checked
I can’t wait for /pol/ to $ROPE when we make it.

>>49649748
go blog about it faggot nigger

>>49651791
I wonder if the reason we're not getting one final dip like chhe is because all eyes are on gme this time and everyone is buying the dip.

>>49652207
I'm more excited about the seethe from /smg/

>>49652092

>>49651666
mayo supply.

>>49651791
It's still tomorrow.

>>49652087
100% probability if it is allowed to play out naturally on exchange.

>>49652087
>what is the probability GME goes to 10's of millions per share?
already halfway there

if todays price (130 or whatever) actually = 500k
and it already rose 3300% without shorts closing during the sneeze

3300% of 500k equals 16,500,000 from fomo v2

i can draw some lines on a chart if youd like but they wont mean anything

>>49651791
Looks to me like the GERN graph could be compressed to match up more closely. This would also indicate MOASS tomorrow.

>>49652207
>>49652211
>>49652225
>>49652228
>>49652258
man we are gonna be the talk of all the fuckin boards and be labelled as financial terrorists but IRL its not us its these douche HFs and (((co))). Disperse!

>>49652277
checked!

>>49652225
if I had a gun to my head and had to make a guess, I would arrive at that conclusion as well. Perhaps, maybe, just maybe these were all 'under the radar' stocks where they let their guard down because it predated retail 'app investing' in combination with this economic climate we are in. I'm tempted to say it's a very unique time we are in, but I'm sure someone will chime in with some parallel to a bread squeeze in france in the 1800s or something

I have a wide urethra so when I piss it goes out everywhere.

>>49652329
speaking of Bitcoin why the fuck is it still over 22k

>>49652351
its literally 21,983.80USD you gay nigger

>>49652228
Personally my favourite will be the swingies who missed out and the coattaillers who bought in at 1,000 and sold the first dip around 10,000.

>>49652362
mines picrel atm

>>49652362
listen niggerfaggot I hadn't checked it in a couple hours and when I searched it was ~22050

>>49648353
I’m tempted to stop taking my meds so I can have these schizo dreams again…

>>49652408
What if you edge? Like take half your meds?

>>49647062
Here's a better chart

>>49652307
Holy shit. It was there the whole time. Gern chads were back.

>>49652341
>Perhaps, maybe, just maybe these were all 'under the radar' stocks where they let their guard down because it predated retail 'app investing' in combination with this economic climate we are in.
My thoughts exactly anon. The uniqueness og this being an infinite squeeze and one spearheaded by a decentralized hedgefunds(retail) must present some interesting changes to the algo.

>>49648682
Kek disagrees

>>49652397
>>49652396
my bad fren i used yahoo which is slow
please forgive

>>49652351
>>49652362
>>49652397
kek frens

>>49652436
picrel fren

WAGMI

>>49652436
>>49652438

>>49652277
Checked. I still am not sure about whether I want it to happen during the day or to stay in AH.

>>49652329
this meme is suddenly relevant again, only with a different kind of global destruction

>>49650134
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MBS BAGGIES

>>49652464
we are gonna WAGMI so hard

>>49652341
>>49652425
Interesting. More confirmation that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Hell, the planets are literally going to align this month. It is destined that WAGMI.

>>49650134
Thats gotta be the preliminary of the pricing in a pretty spicy bps hike tomorrow

>>49652463
Tbh I think the crash almost definitely will happen during market hours but the forced buys have to happen in ah if only to price out fomo. I truly believe the msm will actually forget gamestop when it starts. The fact that Infinity is on the table and that fact could spread is too dangerous.

>>49650134
somebody slurped that dip and it disappeared, just another glitch i guess

>>49647463
226% Short Interest is what's legally allowed. Also that's just what is reported, this doesn't include the shitshow with swaps and other ways to hide short interest.

>>49652532
>I truly believe the msm will actually forget gamestop when it starts
I agree with the other two points you made but the media is already trying to save face; as long as retail FOMO is priced out they won't need to forget and can cover it for insane ratings

>>49652499
>>49652499
>>49652499
Threaded.

>>49645962
>>49649512
>>49651602
WGAMI, frens.

>>49652512
It might also explain why we needed drs to pull it off. This has quite literally never happened before.

>>49652571
no goddamnit, this thread was getting really comfy desu

>>49651172
What retard would co-ordinate an assassination via telegram?

>>49652567
Oh wow Yeah fair point anon I didn't appreciate that I somewhat contradicted myself. You're right they'll probably cover it. I am interested in what angles the different sides take.

>>49651424
I WANT TO BELIVE
JPOW PLZ I BEG YOU.

>>49652425
True GERNlievers never left fren. Just biding our time.

>>49651791
ADHD, OCD & Autism here.

>>49652512
And Saturn is going to be cucked (in retrograde) when all the planets align.
If you know about Saturn, you know.
>for n00bs, retrogrades signify a deviation from the norm. Saturn worshippers are gonna get cucked when Saturn is in retrograde

>>49651882
fucking kek'd outloud

>>49652422
wait, it's all fractal?

>>49650383
Nah, I DO think that's pretty neat.

>>49651791

it is not over for chehads