/biz/ - Business & Finance

You know full well bitcoin and all those shitcoins will go lower when the fed announces the hike rates
nobody will trust us afterwards

>all ive ever wanted to do is shill shitcoins :'(
>...really?

Sell it all, today.

>>49645871
Is that even possible Sergey?

>>49645904
Yes, but at what loss?

People wanna live like this in their cars and big fuckin' houses they can't even pay for. The only reason that they all get to continue living like kings is cause we got our fingers on the scales in their favor. I take my hand off and then the whole world gets really fuckin' fair really fuckin' quickly and nobody actually wants that. They say they do but they don't. They want what we have to give them but they also wanna, you know, play innocent and pretend they have no idea where it came from. Well, thats more hypocrisy than I'm willing to swallow, so fuck 'em.
Fuck normies.

>>49645269
The maxis and the mETH head are not seeing the cliff ahead.
BTC and ETH are the most used as collaterals on lending platforms who are now bankrupt, they will have to liquidate billions worth of BTC and ETH.
All at the same time with no circuit breakers.
And they haven't even started selling yet!
If BTC and ETH hodlers don't jump into a boring coin asap they will get ass raped like never before in the last 13 years.
They have forgotten the number one rule of life:
>Don't ever fall in love with a prostitute

>>49645269
I know, but can you stop please?

>>49645989
I'll have to pay it.

>>49645269
I love this movie + the big short. Anyone got any other good finance related movies?

>>49646026
>no circuit breakers
those are used on Solana every week

So you think we might have put a few people out of business today. That its all for naught. And if this is all for naught then so is everything out there.
Its just money; its made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat. It's not wrong. And it's certainly no different today than its ever been. 1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987, 92, 97, 2000, 2008, 2020-Jesus, didn't that fuck up me up good, and whatever we want to call this. It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it. Or even ever-so-slightly alter it. We just react. And we make a lot money if we get it right. And we get left by the side of the side of the road if we get it wrong. And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers. Happy foxes and sad sacks. Fat cats and starving dogs in this world. Yeah, there may be more of us today than there's ever been. But the percentages-they stay exactly the same.

>>49645616
Why was this guy such an asshole?

>>49645269
>>49645518
>>49645871
>>49645904
>>49645989
kek. I love Margin Call posting. Best content on this board right now.

>>49646095
Pareto is a bitch

>>49646058
Wall Street and Glengarry Glen Ross are the best

>>49646058
The Big Short is full of reddit tier humor. Margin Call is the best finance movie by far. All the other finance movies are pretty bad, i guess Wallstreet is ok.

XOXO - Gossip Girl

>>49646058
i havent seen any but there might be. people are too dumb for financial movies. they made the big short normie friendly because they put stupid scenes like the "shake ya money maker" montage in to cue normies to know what just happened in the previous scene was good or cool.

>>49646120
Do you think you can get to the top in investment banking without being a stone cold killer? Without being a sociopath? He knows the kid isn't cut out for that world, so why bother?

>>49646166
Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

>>49646187
Alright I'll have to rewatch Margin Call and watch Wallstreet/Glengarry Glen Ross. Thanks lads

>>49646299
>>49646201
>>49646210
(You)

>>49646282
kek

You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 waging last year. How much you make?
You see, anon, that's who I am, and you're nothing. You're a nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? FUCK YOU! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna post here? Be a chad! You think I'm too hard on you? You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? If you can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a rolex AD? You don't like it, leave.

>>49646337
>What about my ongoing work? I'm right in the middle of ruining the board.

>>49646282
been waiting for this one

>>49646355
>The firm is offering you six months severance at half your salary. You will keep all Hot Pockets that you currently hold. Health will be extended through that period. You have till tomorrow at 4:47 to either take the offer or it will be revoked. Do you understand?

>>49646299
Yes I'm convinced that Margin Call is one of the most slept on/overlooked/underappreciated movies of the past decade or so. Jeremy Irons is masterful

>>49645989
>>49646042
And the exchanges are going to be in here, up your ass, trying to slow you down.

>>49646390
I put on Margin Call after I opened this thread, and read this at literally the exact same time as she delivered this line

>>49646351
Post body and penis size, otherwise you’re just some fat rich neckbeard living in Columbia bragging about his fancy watches on biz and pol

>>49646502
Oh and don’t forget to timestamp it, Jose

>>49646502
Fuck you! That's my name! You know why, mongoloid? You wear a replica to get attention. I wear a $20,000 rolex. THAT'S my name! And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't own a rolex... then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: To get a rolex and fuck bitches while wearing it. You hear me, you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A... Always, B... Be, C... Chad. Always be chad. ALWAYS BE CHAD!

>>49646058
Boiler Room

Get mad you son of a bitches! Get mad! You want to know what it takes to be a chad? It takes BRASS BALLS to be a chad! Go and do likewise, gents. The rolexes are out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those rolex ADs today and close. CLOSE! It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar? "Oh yeah. I am a poorfag. It's a tough racket." These are the new watches. These are the grails. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for chads. I'd wish you all good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

Xmr under 100 bucks is the only thing im looking for rn

>>49646540
Metastasis, Sam.

>>49646540
>>49646647
beergut and small pp detected

>>49646435
>Ramesh?
They can KYC you, but they can't stop you; it's yours to Uniswap

The richest one percent of America owns half America's wealth, forty six trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons; And what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth.
I CREATE NOTHING.
I own.
We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, price of a paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of that hat when everybody sits out there wonderin' how the hell we did it.
Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you, anon? It's the free market, and you're part of it.

Order is the barrier that holds back the flood of death. We must all of us on this train of life remain in our allotted station. We must each of us occupy our preordained particular position. Would you wear a shoe on your head? Of course you wouldn't wear a shoe on your head. A shoe doesn't belong on your head. A shoe belongs on your foot. A hat belongs on your head. I am a hat. You are a shoe. I belong on the head. You belong on the foot. Yes? So it is. In the beginning, order was proscribed by your ticket: First Class, Economy, and freeloaders like you. Eternal order is prescribed by the sacred engine: all things flow from the sacred engine, all things in their place, all passengers in their section, all water flowing. all heat rising, pays homage to the sacred engine, in its own particular preordained position. So it is. Now, as in the beginning, I belong to the front. You belong to the tail. When the foot seeks the place of the head, the sacred line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.

>>49645518
You have to take the safety off.

I'm sorry that good-looking people like me made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

>>49646933
Lmao it's the chud with the fake Cartier Santos. Long time, no see, /pol/ fren. How's that fake Santons treating you lately? Need a new CR2032 battery yet? Lmao.

>>49646647
>posting replicas

>>49646058
The Hudsucker Proxy.

>>49646647
I just geo tracked your location bucks. Expect some visitors, hope you speak spanish

i'm shitposting from my penthouse, looking down people are so tiny they literally look like ants
it gives a clear perspective
and these ant people are middle class while chuds are even lower than them, chuds are lower class, pariahs
and chuds reply to me that they don't like me or they disagree or whatever
nigga you're smaller than ants, you're like bacteria

>>49647510
Stop shitposting Hugh

>>49646647
Bogota?

>>49645871
the mentalist knows what's up, although he did screw up by not banging morena baccarin

Balance. You see, this world is a closed ecological system. And, um, the number of individual units must be very closely, precisely controlled. In order to maintain the proper sustainable balance.
Anon, dear boy, the fact is that we are all stuck inside this blasted world. We are all prisoners in this hunk of soil. And this world is a closed ecosystem. We must always strive for balance. Air, water, food supply, population must always be kept in balance. For optimum balance, however, there have been times when more radical solutions were required. When the population needed to be reduced, rather... drastically.

>>49646058
Margin Call 2. Should be out around 2026 or so.

>>49647510
>all those knock-offs from New Delhi street market

>his net worth is less than this accessory i dangle on my wrist
why live?

>>49647746
>check photo on the wall
checkmate incel poor chuds

>>49646716
He's quoting Glengarry Glenn Ross dipshit

>>49647782
>sex
That proves nothing bro, a whore can fuck you. Show her kissing you tenderly on the lips, then I'll trust you

>>49646540
>>49646647
>rolex
>not patek or vacheron
new money is cringe

i didn't mean to derail the thread, blame the insecurities of all these poor chuds

Did dude just flex with child porn?
>>49647782

>>49646201
based

SAM
PICK UP THE LINE

>>49646282
> an additional zero dollars apiece

My sides have dislodged

>>49646058
Trading Places

this thread is gay, I advise you all leave. It's the free market, and this nigger ain't selling shit

>>49648582
Peak Jamie Lee Curtis, plus it exposes Wall Street as a racket, PLUS it's the best SNL movie, leaving Blues Brothers and Wayne's World in the dust.
(It's Pat: the Movie gets the actual silver, plus it basically counts as prophecy today.)

>>49645269
THIS IS IT! IM TELLING YOU THIS IS IT!

>>49646187
>Glengarry Glen Ross

based

>>49648902
>funny
>jaime lee curtis naked boobies
>white people saying nigger
>eddie murphy scamming as a homeless crippled vietnam vet
>dan akroyd dressed in blackface and talking like a jamaican
>drunk dan akroyd eating a salmon while wearing a filthy santa costume and waving around a loaded gun
>ending implies that the bad guy gets his asshole fucked by a gorilla


This movie is fucking based kino and I watch it every christmas

>>49646282
amazing

>>49645269
why do you sit in that chair and make the big bucks?

>>49646058
So many on these board just don't understand this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_t7GtXO6w

this one good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYA4nyh1Q7c also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOTlqs_j4IE

>>49646844

Why is that wannabees are always pseudointellectual stoicism worshipping blowhards and actually innovative people are always quiet.

>>49646282
Lmao

>>49646540
Imagine being such a loser that he feels the need to post his fancy watches and brag about his wealth on a Mongolian basket weaving website. You must be really pathetic in real life bucko.

>>49646282
>zero dollar one-off bonus
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>49648902
We will never see biracial buddy films again without it being an obvious racial diversity movie